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Speaker 1: any age, right Brook? Oh, yeah, of course, like you'd

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Speaker 1: want to help people find a romantic connection if they

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Speaker 1: needed it. Yes, yeah, So let's say a kind, elderly

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Speaker 1: gentleman who goes by the name Alan Winterbottom called you

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Speaker 1: and ask for a few love pointers, you'd help him.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if Alan's looking for love, Jeff, Well,

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Speaker 1: what if it was about somebody you knew that he

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Speaker 1: was trying to get with? Okay, that's what happens today

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Speaker 1: when Alan gets his hands on a rotary phone and

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Speaker 1: he calls a woman's grandson looking for some tips. Because

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Speaker 1: it was hard for me to do this one, because

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to keep my composure. I love

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Speaker 1: your old man voice so much. By the end, I

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Speaker 1: just had to give in. You're gonna hear it in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. On the twenties, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: is this Yeah? Hello is this Ali? Uh? Yeah? Sure

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Speaker 1: is Who is this? Who's who? Um? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Who's who? Are you? And? Owl? Who? Who? Who? You

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Speaker 1: get it? Uh? God? Sorry? Who you call him? What

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Speaker 1: do you need something? Oh? My name is Alan winter Bottom.

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Speaker 1: I live at the Senior Home with your peach of

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Speaker 1: a grandma Doris. Oh okay? Um? Oh yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: you live there with her or something? Yo? Yeah? Sure do? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is she okang? Oh? Yeah, she's more than Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: smitten over that kitten. Oh my god. It all started

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Speaker 1: in the senior lounge because she thought I was having

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Speaker 1: a stroke, but I was actually winking at her. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that sounds sweet, I guess. Um. Oh yeah, why were

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Speaker 1: you calling me again? Because I can't really get her

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Speaker 1: to pay me any snap anyone? You know action I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting none. She's locked up tighter than the bingo

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Speaker 1: balls in that cage they twirl around. Okay, listen, that

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Speaker 1: sounds like something you and her would have to work out, man.

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Speaker 1: You know players got to play. Um listen, man, but

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Speaker 1: how did you even get my number? Well? Because she

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Speaker 1: talks about you all the time, yourr favorite grandson. Well

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Speaker 1: that's not she's my favorite grandma. Yeah, that's why I

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Speaker 1: figured you might know her best. Maybe you could help

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Speaker 1: me unlock the legion of Zelda upstairs, you know. Okay, buddy, listen,

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Speaker 1: I've tried all my pinuckle puns on or nothing's working.

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Speaker 1: Well if that didn't work, huh, yeah, I don't know. Man. Listen,

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Speaker 1: you're asking me to like help you look up with

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Speaker 1: my grandma and the assistant living facility and oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: kind of that's a very awkward position you're trying to

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Speaker 1: put me in. Buddy. You know, i'd like to put

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Speaker 1: her in an awkward position, if you know what I'm saying. Now,

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Speaker 1: take it easy, man, that's my grandma you're talking about. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is a sorry tak her teeth out. I almost

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Speaker 1: slipped a disc. As long as that's all you're slipping. Man,

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Speaker 1: you gotta help me out here, listen. Actually I can't, man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. Here's my advice. Be respectful, be a gentleman.

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Speaker 1: See what happens, all right. I don't need protection. Oh dude,

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Speaker 1: I told you already. This is my gramma you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You were way over the line here, man. I even

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Speaker 1: told her I had a handrailed in my shower. Usually

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Speaker 1: the fluz he's over in the east wing will fall

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Speaker 1: for that one. Yon. Man, you've got to watch it.

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Speaker 1: You know she's you're not okay. I'm getting nothing from

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Speaker 1: her nor play. Yeah, I wouldn't be giving any play either.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a dirty old man. Son you Why

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Speaker 1: what did you just say to me? Yeah, you heard me.

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Speaker 1: Your ears are worse than mine. Well you got spunk,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you that. I get it. You're a virgin.

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Speaker 1: I'm virgin. Piece of old man. You set something else

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Speaker 1: to do with your time. You sound like a neube.

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Speaker 1: I tell your relatively hip on the slang there, old timer,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe maybe go for somebody in their fifties.

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Speaker 1: What are you playing World of Warcraft over there? But

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Speaker 1: you've never been with a woman before. I've been with

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Speaker 1: playing of women, old man. Listen, Yeah, you're talking about

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Speaker 1: those inflatable women you don't count. That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Give me, give me your room number and I'll have

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Speaker 1: a couple of those delivered. Two you can quick bothering people. Hello, listen, guy,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go off. I'm not interested in whatever bullet

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Speaker 1: you're on. Leave me be and leave my grandma. You

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Speaker 1: come on down the room three h three next week, God,

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Speaker 1: bring a carrot in a box of mini powdered doughnuts.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you how he's done. Why, dude, what are

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Speaker 1: you laughing about? I think you might be losing this guy? Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a stroke or what. Like.

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Speaker 1: I get looked at all. Right, I don't need to

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Speaker 1: die in on the phone over here? Were you laughing about?

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Speaker 1: I can't do it anymore. I'm not really an old man.

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Speaker 1: I'm a radio host. What I'm doing a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call on you? Oh Jesus, your sister Mary set you

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Speaker 1: up for a phone tap. Oh my god. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: name's jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. This whole thing has been a prank. I

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Speaker 1: thought my grandma I had a real live wire. Just

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Speaker 1: admit your convergin. I also wondered how he knew wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning