1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred Duyowa 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 1: dot com or call away. In today's phone tap, we 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: call a guy who's about to pop the question to 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: his longtime girl friend. But like most dudes, he didn't 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: prepare all that much. He just found some photographer online 9 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 1: sent in a thousand dollars deposit. Oh that's a big deposit. Now, 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: he told his buddy he's worried he may have gotten 11 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: ripped off. It couldn't be farther from the truth because 12 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,480 Speaker 1: he doesn't know this yet. But our own digital Jake 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: is going to play the role of an uptight, pretentious 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 1: Hollywood foe tag. He has a different idea on how 15 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: this proposal should go down. And just because Jake's voice 16 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: isn't super intimidating, sorry, Jake, what do you mean we 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: added a voice change your two um, you know, a 18 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: little bit deeper, little usky your tongue to see if 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: he could really piss this guy off. It's your phone 20 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenties. Hello is this Kenny? Yes, 21 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: this is Kenny. Who who's calling? It's Ethan from photography. 22 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're all right. You're a photographer. Awesome? Hey, 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: how's it going? According to your email? You're proposing less 24 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: than two weeks and I don't know about it, So 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: mean a pretty bad spot? He or Kenny? Yes, you 26 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: seem kind of busy right now. You've no idea how 27 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: busy I am? Continue? Do you want to call me 28 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: back another time? Maybe when you're No, This isn't the 29 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 1: time I blocked off. This is the time it's going 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: to happen. Continue. Okay, what's your idea? Tell me where 31 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: your head's at. I gotta tell you this is a 32 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: little unorthodox to be speaking to a client like this, 33 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: But you've got some good photos, so let's just keep going. 34 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Continue, all right, dude. So I 35 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: was thinking for the photo shoot, we'd go to where 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: we had our first date, my girlfriend and I. Do 37 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: you sleep with her? Excuse me? The first night you 38 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: guys baked Potato. Do you talk to all your clients 39 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,359 Speaker 1: like this? I'm extremely professional? Yes, of course I talked 40 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 1: to all my clients like this. This isn't professional, man, 41 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,959 Speaker 1: which one of us is a professional photographer? Keep going, 42 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: getting back to the patient. Come on to be honest 43 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: with you, man, I'd hang up on you right now 44 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: if I hadn't already given you my deposit. All right, well, 45 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:36,399 Speaker 1: and it's nonrefundable, so I'd just continue with your story. Yeah, 46 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: I know it's not unfundable, or else this would be over, 47 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: I promise. Um. So listen, We're gonna do the photo 48 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: shoot at the place where we had our first date. 49 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: It's the park downtown, you know, with the big meadow, 50 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: and it's got the skyline. I'm familiar. I bought drugs 51 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: about park many times. Keep going, Yeah, it sounds like 52 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: I have, honestly, maybe a few too many. Back into 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: the photo shoot. I just want to do it in 54 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: the park. You know what, I don't need anymore. I 55 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: have a vision for you. Oh oh, you've already got 56 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: a vision for me. That is awesome. I'd love to 57 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: hear it. Tell me about your vision. I'm glad your 58 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: attitude's changing. All right. So this last project I worked 59 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: on with m Night Shamalan, you know him. Oh yeah, 60 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: I met Shamalan tell me all about it. Hey, man, 61 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: don't say his name. You don't know him like I do. 62 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: You brought it? Okay, whatever, dude, Yeah, go ahead. I 63 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: had special effects in one of his films, ended about 64 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: fitting a drone to look like an evil seagull with 65 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: a road flare in his mouth. I can lock down 66 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: the devil bird for twenty grand? Are you on the 67 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: drug because you bought the park? Dude? You sound absolutely 68 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: bonkers right now. No, thanks, what you don't have twenty 69 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: grand line around? Man? Maybe you shouldn't be proposing right now. 70 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm on it right now. Actually, let me 71 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: just let me see if my buddy Elon Muskin can 72 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: let me some First of all, it's Elan. It's not Elon. 73 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: Oh it's Lan all right. Well, when I call him 74 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: next time, make sure I apologize for the way I've 75 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: remember pronouncing his name. I want to be honest with you. 76 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: You sound like a moron right now. Oh, I sound 77 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: like a one. I'm really trying to help you out. 78 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: This the biggest moment of your life. I suggest you 79 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: be open to some criticism. I suggest you'd be open 80 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: to therapy. You sound sponkers, man, I've been to therapy. 81 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: I go to therapy every single day. It's not working. Man, 82 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: given new therapist, you are mess up. I have the 83 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,279 Speaker 1: same therapist as Shyla buff not to brag. Oh oh cool, Okay, 84 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: now that makes a whole lot of sense. I have 85 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: a buddy who can lend us an atmospheric modificator. Believe 86 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: you have any friends. That's not what M Knight Shamalan 87 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: said to me. Now, atmospheric modificator, M Knight and Elan 88 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: I'll get together and get some drinks. I'm sorry, boy 89 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: says what who? We're getting feisty now? Huh? I don't 90 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: honestly know why I'm on the phone with you. Still, 91 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: you're so I'm getting a new photographer so you can 92 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: take all your little seagulls with flares. Or it was 93 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: an evil seagull? What was that? It was an evil seagull. 94 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 1: I want you to get it right now. Listen to me. 95 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: I want you to close your eyes and take a 96 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: deep breath. Now I'm not listening to you anymore. Man, 97 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: close your eyes. Have an awesome night, and I'm going 98 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 1: to make sure to let everyone know what an awesome 99 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: photography you are. Okay, rise for a second and picture 100 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: your buddy Allan setting you up for a prank phone 101 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: call Alan. Yeah, boy, I said Alan. Did you talk 102 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: to Alan? Yeah? He said you were going to propose 103 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: and you need to be print for it. And that's 104 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Are you. My name is Jake from 105 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and 106 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh man. Yeah. 107 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: They actually gave me a voice changer so i'd sound tougher. 108 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: Did it work? You pissed me off. I was ready 109 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: to tear you a new one all over the internet. Well, 110 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: you pissed me off too. But seriously, if you want 111 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: to rent the face cage from Shutter Island, I do 112 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,840 Speaker 1: know a guy. Okay, I will absolutely take you up 113 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: on that. And I've changed her mind about the Evil Seagle. 114 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: I do want it. Get that into the shoe. Yeah, 115 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: twenty grand in the next three minutes. Yeah no, it's 116 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: yours every morning with phone tabs weekday. Broke and Jeffrey 117 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: in the Morning.