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Speaker 1: Jubil Phone taps are brought to you by bud Light.

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Speaker 1: Bud Light, the perfect beer for whatever happens, an official

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Speaker 1: beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks. Another twenties. Hello, how

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Speaker 1: dare you? I'm sorry, I said, how dare you? Um?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? My name is Ben. My son Cameron is

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Speaker 1: in your class? Is this Keith? Yeah? This is yes? Yes, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Hi sir, how how are you? What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? Well, Cameron came home yesterday ran straight to

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Speaker 1: his room sobbing because of what you did, what I did?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I'm referring to dare you? You've ruined

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Speaker 1: my son's life. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you let me know what Cameron said to you

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Speaker 1: before we start, you know, swearing and stuff. He didn't

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Speaker 1: say a word to me. He just handed me a paper.

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Speaker 1: And you know that paper had on it. I have

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Speaker 1: absolutely no idea it had a B a B. You

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Speaker 1: gave him a B on his social studies paper. How

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Speaker 1: dare you? What are you talking about? Because your son

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Speaker 1: got to be on a test. Yes, that is exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. And the other day, by the way.

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Speaker 1: I basically had to force him to go to sleep

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Speaker 1: because you made him memorize state capitals. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to explain that to me? That's part of our curriculum, sir.

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Speaker 1: State capitals is basic middle school curriculum. State capitals is

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Speaker 1: bull He doesn't need to know the state capital of Arkansas.

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Speaker 1: He's never going to live there. That may be true, sir,

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Speaker 1: but you know we have a complete holistic education system,

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Speaker 1: and all fifty states are important, and all fifty capitals

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Speaker 1: are important. What is Frankly, I'm surprised you're even calling

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Speaker 1: me about this and telling me you went to bed

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Speaker 1: crying state capitals. Yeah, state capitals of them. Do you

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Speaker 1: enjoy torturing your students torturing my students. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to answer that, because I don't. I don't torture

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Speaker 1: my students. This is Asking a seventh grader to memorize

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Speaker 1: state capitals is cruel and unusual in my book, and

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Speaker 1: my son works way too hard to be put through that.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that your son works hard, Okay, I do,

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Speaker 1: but I do not appreciate this call. This is ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: and frankly, I'm offended by what you're saying to me here,

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Speaker 1: what's ridiculous is that you gave my son a B

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Speaker 1: and you will give him an A. You will, well, sir,

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Speaker 1: he did B work and I'm not going to give

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Speaker 1: him an A for B work. You willn't know the

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Speaker 1: capital of Arkansas. He didn't know the capital of Mississippi.

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Speaker 1: He didn't know the capital of Alaska because he'd B work.

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Speaker 1: He does not need to know those things. And you're

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Speaker 1: an idiot for teaching those in idiot, Well, you're an

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Speaker 1: idiot from making this phone call. I mean, this is

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Speaker 1: my job, sir. I am so sick and tired of

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Speaker 1: you parents calling with these ridiculous complaints. Listen, you will

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Speaker 1: give my son and A Otherwise, I'm going to tell

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Speaker 1: the school board exactly what you do in your spare time.

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Speaker 1: Exactly You're going to tell the school board what what

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Speaker 1: do I do in my spare time? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I'm going to tell them what you do

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Speaker 1: that you meet people in interstate restrooms. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? This is absolutely ridiculous. Call school board. You

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna change your kids grade over some bully

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Speaker 1: like this. I'm talking about when I was at a

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Speaker 1: rest stop and you approached me and offered favors for money.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: you soliciting me. Oh, this is blackmail. This is bullet Sir.

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Speaker 1: I am sorry, but this is bullets and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to tell the school board all about it unless you

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Speaker 1: give my son an a You know what, you can

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Speaker 1: tell the school board whatever you want. Your son got

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Speaker 1: to be and that's how its grade's gonna stay. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to tell them how we made love in a

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Speaker 1: truck stop bathroom for three hours. You can tell them

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Speaker 1: whatever you want. Okay, I am not changing your son's grade.

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Speaker 1: What if I tell you that this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? What if you tell me what that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call? This is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Are you what are you talking about? This? This is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: This is what It's a joke. Your wife, Jennifer set

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Speaker 1: you up. You know she did not, Yes, she did.

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Speaker 1: She said that you have parents calling you all the

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Speaker 1: time to complain about their kids grades and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to screw with you. She did that yep, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: what You don't actually get calls like that from parents, though,

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Speaker 1: do you? Oh, you'd be surprising. Some of the books

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Speaker 1: out here wake up every morning with jewel phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five. Every time

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Speaker 1: that's get undressed, I should sol what's the names in

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Speaker 1: my head? I rocked the sound just looking at you?

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Speaker 1: Or oh hear the drums day Swing Low and the

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Speaker 1: Trumpetstago