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Speaker 1: It's amazing. We don't have cameras in our face. I know.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, man, welcome back. What a weekend? What a

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Speaker 2: weekend was it? I had a good weekend. Juwe Yeah.

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Speaker 1: People always say that though, Oh Mark, I tell you what.

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Speaker 1: It was A crazy weekend, was it? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, Most weekends are mundane. You don't do crap.

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Speaker 2: But this weekend I actually went somewhere, like I went

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Speaker 2: to Dollywood, I went to you know, I went to

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Speaker 2: the mountains of Gatlinburg. I hiked to a waterfall. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I did stuff. So it was a fun weekend.

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Speaker 1: I've done it ten times.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I've done it now my second time. The

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Speaker 2: first time we didn't do crap because I had a

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Speaker 2: one year old he was We celebrated his one year

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Speaker 2: old birthday in the cabin. Last time. This time they

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Speaker 2: can actually move and do stuff.

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Speaker 1: Rah.

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Speaker 2: So we went and did stuff. I can't wait to

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Speaker 2: tell you all about it. Man, I'm a bear.

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Speaker 1: I'm attacking you. Oh you're know what about it's you?

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Speaker 1: Dad sounded like Arnold, Arnold, are you here? Yeah? That

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Speaker 1: was me. I was actually talking in the mic. All right,

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Speaker 1: get on in here, you can do an intro this,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna start it all out. Let's do a live

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Speaker 1: boys oh the one, two, three?

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Speaker 2: So losers, What up everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 2: most about sports, so I gave you the sports facts,

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Speaker 2: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: What's up, y'ads?

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Speaker 2: Anold I live on Broadway with Abbey.

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Speaker 1: Me and her have been living together and I typically

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Speaker 1: get pretty drunk on the weekends over to Irra. What up, y'all?

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Speaker 1: It is siss and Raymundo. I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 1: an alpha male. I live on the north side of

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Speaker 1: Nashville with Baser. She's a Broadway girl. I married her

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Speaker 1: and took her north. We're now in the country and

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Speaker 1: the suburbs farmland, a lot of ranch land as well.

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Speaker 1: Most of the rich farmers. They end up buying up

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Speaker 1: about one hundred acres and that's all it is. So

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Speaker 1: there's no businesses, there's no skyscrapers, there's no people trying

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Speaker 1: to capitalize on tourism. It's just country life.

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Speaker 2: So there's no party buses, no dude, can you imagine that?

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Speaker 2: I mean no stars, Hollywood stars like the tours.

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Speaker 1: Dude, do that you'd probably see some country peeps, not

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Speaker 1: that I know the addresses.

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Speaker 2: How funny if there's a U start a pedal tavern

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Speaker 2: business out in the country.

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Speaker 1: Eh, I don't think I'd go over very well. Rednecks

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Speaker 1: would like it. But the reason pedal taverns exist is

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Speaker 2: Seeing me I'm being.

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Speaker 1: The only reason pedal taverns are fun is because you

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Speaker 1: can be seen by other people. If you're just out

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Speaker 1: by yourself, it's not fun.

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Speaker 2: I still don't even understand why they're fun because you

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Speaker 2: got a pedal.

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Speaker 1: I've never done one. Lived here fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: Never done one in my life. Any city I've been to,

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Speaker 2: never done one, because I don't understand the point of

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Speaker 2: having to pedal. Even though you said a lot of

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Speaker 1: Now Baser said about fifty to fifty They some of

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Speaker 1: them have it look like you're pedaling, but really it's motorized.

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Speaker 1: I believe the ones that are wooden that actually say

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Speaker 1: pedal tavern. You have to pedal or they don't go.

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Speaker 2: So you're just exhausted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what Baser said. She would sit in

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Speaker 1: the back, the girls will and then the guys will

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Speaker 1: do the pedals and stuff. But yeah, you're cooking the

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Speaker 2: Wait, Baser goes on there with other dudes.

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Speaker 1: She did it before I move here, She bet on

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Speaker 1: a handful. Okay, Thisprocket rocket is one hundred percent automated.

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Speaker 1: It then cooks just like a vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's fun if you're just sitting on there drinking.

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Speaker 2: And do they make stops? Do you get off or

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Speaker 2: do you just ride around the whole time?

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Speaker 1: I thought they did make stops, but I think maybe

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Speaker 1: they just go Have you seen one stop? No, that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Remember when we went on the wagon

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't stop except for too so.

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Speaker 1: Thought we were be going to be going to bars.

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Speaker 2: No, No, we just drove around. It was awesome. But

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Speaker 1: And you realize it's not going to logistically make sense

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Speaker 2: Then half the people don't get back on it because

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Speaker 2: a big old cluster. So I do enjoy the just

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Speaker 1: I think they'll park and let you piss and but

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Speaker 1: it's probably a strict limit, not time to get a drink.

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Speaker 1: The pedal taverns.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't realize it because the poor women there

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Speaker 1: Hold it all on the wagon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I definitely, I mean every guy when we

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Speaker 2: there dancing like, oh my gosh, is this ride gonna

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Speaker 1: Didn't you say there was a guy too that watched it,

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Speaker 2: Uh, the security guard. Yeah, nope, he rolled up, rolled

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Speaker 2: worry about it, we're just doing some sidon seeing no

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Speaker 2: one's peeing here, no one's peeing. He's like, well, that

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Speaker 2: dude's pants are on his ankle. He's like, that's just

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Speaker 2: how he wears the sagging. It's a style now, man.

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Speaker 1: That would have been a damper on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: But I don't think he's just like, I don't think

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Speaker 1: Hey man, what are you in here for? Pissing on

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Speaker 1: Titan Stadium? What are you in here for? I killed

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Speaker 2: But how scary it is? We were right by the edge.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Didn't even realize it, didn't realize how dangerous it was.

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Speaker 1: Security guard Baby should have done a little bit more

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Speaker 2: to start the show because Ray ray O's in an

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Speaker 2: someone saying, oh this is what happened this, sob did this?

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Speaker 2: Turns out something was really wrong and you owe someone

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Speaker 1: Okay, So my cat, Piper Baser said you need to

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Speaker 1: start the podcast with an apology. You owe Piper, my

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Speaker 1: female cat. She's a Bengo cat. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: I have it's like twenty percent street cat Tabby. They're like,

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Speaker 1: Remember when she pissed on me last week?

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Speaker 2: Yes, when you were in bed. So you were asleep

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Speaker 2: and we thought maybe you were into like this urination thing.

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Speaker 1: And so it was actually the most still the cat's

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Speaker 1: Piper did this. She was embarrassed. Come to find out,

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Speaker 1: Piper out a uti. Dude. She couldn't control her bladder.

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Speaker 1: She was just going the bathroom everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Two days after that, I did the podcast and I

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Speaker 1: instadad and dude, I look. I noticed the pillow that

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Speaker 1: And then me and Laura looked at it smelled it

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Speaker 1: two days old. She'd been peeing herself as she slept

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Speaker 2: That's terrible.

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Speaker 1: The best news is you go in. You give them

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Speaker 1: She was healed in twenty four hours. I'll be that

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Speaker 2: So how did you, I mean, what did you say

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Speaker 2: sweep up immediately? Did you go to the emergency vent?

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Speaker 2: What what happened?

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Speaker 1: Well, we had a graduation to go to, couldn't go

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Speaker 1: time should a breakfast place be open breakfast? What time

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Speaker 1: Baser gets off work at four, This vet opens.

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Speaker 2: It for how genius four to eleven? Oh, that's really smart.

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Speaker 1: So we roll in. We're basically the only people there.

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Speaker 1: They got us right in. They said, Uti, she did

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, just so you know, this is soiled,

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Speaker 1: and I said, it wasn't the cat, it was me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want Piper to feel so bad.

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Speaker 1: I really couldn't find a bathroom. But I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: But yeah. Then that night into the next day, I mean,

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Speaker 1: she was healed, and we were wondering why she was meowing,

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Speaker 1: why she didn't really want people touching her stomach. Uti.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how they get it, but I know

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Speaker 1: how it goes away a couple of pills.

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Speaker 2: It's interesting. How do you get a cat to take

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Speaker 1: This one. Our cat's beautiful at eating pills, and the

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, the treat that Laura gives her Baser

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Speaker 1: goes right down. She thinks it's sweet.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy because I was with a couple this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I think Laura maybe just shoves it down her throat.

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Speaker 2: Oh. They're married, they have cats, and they have a kid.

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Speaker 2: And I was like telling him. I was like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: because they were asking how Ray was and I said, oh,

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Speaker 2: they go immediately they go, something's wrong, that's not normal yep,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, what do you mean. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: cat just doesn't just lose its blidder like that, there's

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Speaker 2: something wrong with the cat. And then I see your

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Speaker 2: text saying hey, we need to apologize to Pablo, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what, Piper rest in peace, Pablo's old one.

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Speaker 2: And that's why I was like, Wow, they knew that

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Speaker 2: and I didn't even tell I should have texted you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the text from you? Hey, bro, maybe you

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Speaker 2: Because I've never had a cat that had a look.

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Speaker 2: But miss Kitty didn't use the litter box. Miss kitty

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Speaker 2: That's freaking fascinating.

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Speaker 1: I see as I guy said that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyway, Miss Kitty was so smart. She would

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Speaker 1: And they would get scared.

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Speaker 2: Nah, they they get and then they'll just be Miss

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Speaker 2: What's freaking crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting you a cat for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want a cat. My kids do, like

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Speaker 1: I'm getting a cat.

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Speaker 2: We do not want a cat. We do not want

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Speaker 1: No real way to tell honestly, really, I mean, I

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Speaker 2: I've never really examined a cat. I've never, like I said,

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Speaker 2: I've never been around cats.

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Speaker 2: No, No, you can see though the week with cats.

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Speaker 2: You can't see the week.

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Speaker 1: Arnold. You have a problem with that, don't you.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's fantastic. I'll tell you all about it. Right

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Speaker 1: You where do they talking about. They don't talk like that,

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Speaker 2: No, there's a dad that lives down the street from me.

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Speaker 2: He goes, if you go twice a year, you get

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Speaker 1: Right right, let me tell you about their coney dog.

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Speaker 1: Did you have any bread and port missiles? Uh?

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Speaker 2: you get the monkey bread?

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Speaker 1: The what? Oh my gosh, that's what they're known for.

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Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, because it's the one we went to.

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Speaker 2: They weren't standing in line. I'll guarantee you that the

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Speaker 2: But the rides were legit.

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Speaker 1: They really are, and they have the wooden ones, which

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Speaker 2: Newer metal every day.

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Speaker 1: That sucker is but we oh in My five year

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Speaker 2: He was like, hey, Dad, at my friend is going

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Speaker 2: you say you're going, they say they're going. Because my

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00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,400
Speaker 2: son the whole time was like, hey, we gotta look

437
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,720
Speaker 2: for Eddie. We gotta look for Eddie. I'm like, don't worry.

438
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:40,600
Speaker 2: Eddie left. He went to a different park. But Eddie's

439
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,560
Speaker 2: not here, and so we get in and we ride

440
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,879
Speaker 2: the old fashioned cars and the kids are loving it.

441
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
Speaker 2: My five year old first thing he says, he goes, Dad,

442
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,399
Speaker 2: that was fun, but it wasn't very long. I'm like,

443
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,360
Speaker 2: all right, five year old already complaining about the length

444
00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:52,800
Speaker 2: of the ride.

445
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna wait in line a lot longer than

446
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,480
Speaker 1: the rides.

447
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,520
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. There were no lines we for

448
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,080
Speaker 2: or your weekend? It was are you post dating?

449
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:03,119
Speaker 3: No?

450
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,680
Speaker 1: No, no, it was memorial We actually went six months ago.

451
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,720
Speaker 2: No, it was a Memorial Day weekend we went. But

452
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,800
Speaker 2: it was perfect because it was supposed to rain. So

453
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,520
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people were scared off by

454
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,679
Speaker 2: the cloudy coverage, like it's gonna rain in a storm,

455
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,600
Speaker 2: don't want to go. And people in mind were like, dude,

456
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,639
Speaker 2: this is amazing how the lines are a lot longer usually.

457
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,280
Speaker 2: This is crazy. We haven't had to wait in line

458
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:25,640
Speaker 2: all day?

459
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, is this all you guys talked about?

460
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,199
Speaker 2: Well no, I didn't talk about that really, but just

461
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,280
Speaker 2: I heard a dad telling his kids, he goes, man,

462
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,760
Speaker 2: isn't it crazy how we usually have to wait in

463
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,000
Speaker 2: line for like thirty minutes And they're like, he goes,

464
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,720
Speaker 2: we haven't had to wait in line all day? And

465
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,680
Speaker 2: then we ride a water ride where we all get

466
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,159
Speaker 2: soaking wet in those big inner tubes. Is phenomenal. Kids

467
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:44,760
Speaker 2: loved it.

468
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,360
Speaker 1: Usually the heavier set people get wet, so you guys

469
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,399
Speaker 1: must be a fit family.

470
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,639
Speaker 2: H No, I got soaked. Okay, I got drenched because

471
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,919
Speaker 2: I'm heavier than the kids got it. So.

472
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,520
Speaker 1: Also, if it's lopsided, yes, lopsided, then we go to

473
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 1: get something eat. Ray, you guys ate twice in the

474
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 1: first This is the first.

475
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 2: This is our first eat. And this is where I

476
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,959
Speaker 2: saw the drama.

477
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:13,280
Speaker 1: Redneck fight ding Ding ding a. Right, guys, I'm not

478
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 1: one to say redneck haven, but Dollywood needs to be renamed.

479
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't know redneck Heaven.

480
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:25,360
Speaker 2: You want to talk about country Bumpkin there it was,

481
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,800
Speaker 2: I mean, it was phenomenal.

482
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's people in the sticks because Dollywood's in the

483
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,639
Speaker 1: heart of a mountain and these people just live in

484
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 1: mountains and then come into Dollywood. They come into Dollywood,

485
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,120
Speaker 1: pinch their pennies and then drive up the hill.

486
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,399
Speaker 2: It is phenom It was phenomenal. Peach people watching just

487
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,960
Speaker 2: all like the country accidents.

488
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 1: The women with the hangars beautiful.

489
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 2: Uh So I'm sitting there and we get our pork missiles,

490
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,199
Speaker 2: get our corn dogs, and all of a sudden I

491
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 2: hear I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing.

492
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,720
Speaker 2: Leep it, and I knocked out hot dag right out

493
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,440
Speaker 2: of your fucking hands. I turned around, and I'm talking

494
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 2: two seventy year old ladies yelling at each other, related

495
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 2: or just line fight. I think it's after line fight,

496
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 2: because the one lady has her hot dog and her

497
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,679
Speaker 2: drink in her hand, hot dog, fries and a drink,

498
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 2: and the lady tells her she'll knock the hot dog

499
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 2: out of her hand, and she goes, I don't know who,

500
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 2: you don't talk to me that way. And they're pointing

501
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 2: at each other, and the one lady that doesn't have

502
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 2: the hot dog, her family's trying to hold her back

503
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 2: pork missile envy, and the lady's trying to go around

504
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: her husband, go round her daughter trying to get to

505
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 2: the lady.

506
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: So the dads are separating the women.

507
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 2: No, the one woman has no one with her, the

508
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 2: one with the pork missile, and the coke has nobody with.

509
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 1: Her, probably a divorcee, just trying to celebrate the holidays.

510
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 2: But she was like, you ain't gonna talk to me

511
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 2: that way. You ain't gonna talk to me that way.

512
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 2: And kids are hearing this, Well, the lady's kid was

513
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 2: probably twenty twenty one, okay, and she had her husband

514
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,160
Speaker 2: or boyfriend with her.

515
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 1: There's a time period a Ollywood good when you're kids,

516
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,159
Speaker 1: good when you're an adult. There's that time period in

517
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: your twenties you probably shouldn't go to Dollywood.

518
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 2: It was pretty It was pretty phenomenal because it was

519
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 2: the mom and dad, which were about seventy, and then

520
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 2: the daughter that was probably like twenty one, twenty two,

521
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 2: twenty three with her husband or boyfriend.

522
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: It was a good multi generational fight. It was those

523
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: two versus the seventy year old woman like. It was

524
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: that group and the do you ever like, did you

525
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: throw a drink? Sometimes they'd rev up a fight. I'll

526
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: just throw a drink into them. No.

527
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 2: I got my phone out because I was like, dude,

528
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: if this goes down, this is about to go absolutely viral.

529
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 2: She is pointing, I mean, oh, fuck you you know,

530
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 2: and this said Dollywood.

531
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: Dollywood supposed to be sweet.

532
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 2: It's fun. There's no crowd, so it's phenomenal. There's no

533
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 2: waiting in line, so I don't know if they were

534
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: in front of each other in in a ride line

535
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: and then they ran into each other at the concession stand.

536
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 2: I can't imagine what the big deal was that they're

537
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: ready to fight because the one lady doesn't have a

538
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 2: hot dog. So did she get so mad she got

539
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 2: out a line.

540
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: It's all line stuff, dude, Those especially for the cinnamon bread,

541
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: the lines get a little because it's not etiquette for

542
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 1: you know, the roller coaster rides are set up to

543
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: have a line, whereas the area for the monkey. Yeah,

544
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 1: it's just you're kind of just meandering wherever you go,

545
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 1: and so some people have no idea what the lines.

546
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 1: The same thing when the park opens. There's no exact

547
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: line which direction to go, and that's where some fights

548
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 1: will happen. We had people cutting and then people will

549
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,959
Speaker 1: hold up their arms because it's really not known. If

550
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: you go to the far left, you can get a

551
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: head start on that. But if you go to the

552
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: far left, you're also cutting people and you kind of

553
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: go around some shrubs. Dollywood needs to look into that.

554
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: Just just some advice.

555
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it went on for a good thirty forty

556
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 2: five seconds, the yelling back and forth, and her husband

557
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 2: has her by the arm, holding her back, trying to

558
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 2: drag her up.

559
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna say the hair. He's pulling out his

560
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: own chilt hair. He's pulling her by the arm. And

561
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: we're right where the railroad crossing is the train that

562
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: goes through the park, and the train's about to get in,

563
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: so that the lady with the hot dog goes, you

564
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: know what, fu, I'm gonna go sit down and eat

565
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: my hot dog. She goes, you better walk away, mother,

566
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: you better walk away, and she's trying to go around

567
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,959
Speaker 1: her daughter, and her daughter's push, mom, mom, stop, stop, stop.

568
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 4: Man.

569
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: They sound like some balls fans.

570
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 2: And so she walks about fifteen feet up the path,

571
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 2: you know, like she's done with it, and she has

572
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 2: her back towards the hot dog lady and her family thinks, okay,

573
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 2: they kind of let their guard down, and she does

574
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: the old spin around and come back for more, and

575
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 2: her daughter jumps in front of her and blocks her

576
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 2: with the arms across what the kobe and she's sitting

577
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: there pointing, just staring at the lady eating her hot dog.

578
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 2: And lady's just eating her hot dog, just eating and

579
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 2: waving at her and waving, just poking her.

580
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: Good amount of onlookers. Oh yeah.

581
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 2: At this point everybody's just like, what the And I'm like,

582
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: where are the Dollywood people at? Where are they breaking

583
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 2: this up?

584
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: Were they grabbing any shirts?

585
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: And he brought Oh no, no, the family was holding

586
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: her back.

587
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: They wanted her to keep her bra on.

588
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were grabbing her by the arm, the pushing

589
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 2: her right in the shoulders like they were doing everything

590
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 2: in their power. And when she tried to do the

591
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: circle back, that daughter throws the arms out, like, mom,

592
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 2: what are you doing? We're trying to have a family

593
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: day at Dollywood.

594
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: Dude, that's a good move. Vandy could use that.

595
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 2: Vandy could use anything. They're terrible.

596
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: They made the SEC highlight video.

597
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,199
Speaker 2: Though, didn't they? Yeah, I think it's a requirement. They

598
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 2: had to put every team in.

599
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 1: The video was good, but guys, you don't have to

600
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: put every.

601
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 2: Team and d it was. It was great. And then finally,

602
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 2: after about a three minute whole ordeal, the lady walked

603
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: away with her family. She went towards the Kitty Acres

604
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 2: corner and I don't know if her grandkids were over

605
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 2: there or if they were just going that way because

606
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 2: that's where the path was leading them. But I was

607
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: just like, what could they have been fighting at at Dollywood.

608
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: Not a good decision to go to Kitty Acres. A

609
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: lot of kid rides, not gonna be very fun.

610
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did the kid rides. They had a blast.

611
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 2: We did. I mean, I'm gonna tell you what. Almost

612
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 2: vomited on the Dumbo the elephant ride. It's just like

613
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: little airplanes that go in circle, but they can go

614
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 2: up and down, up and down depending on when they

615
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 2: press the button, and so the kids can just press

616
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 2: the button and you're just ugh, it's just herky jerking.

617
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I already hate some things

618
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: that go in circles. I don't like things that just

619
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,239
Speaker 2: go around and around and around, like I don't even

620
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 2: like the carousel.

621
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: Did you go on Soaring Eagle?

622
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means?

623
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: One that you don't have a seat, You just hang

624
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 1: from the top, and it's the one that shoots straight

625
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: up in the air. You're soaring and you're an eagle.

626
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: The whole thing is shaped like an eagle. You would

627
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: have known if you went on it.

628
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't go on that.

629
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 1: Dude, you'll lose your lunch. I went on it. Out

630
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: of the five times i've been there. I went once,

631
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't seeing straight for the next thirty minutes. Ooh,

632
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: did you guys dig for gold? Then I didn't see

633
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: that there's a place where you for twenty dollars you

634
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: can buy a thing of gold.

635
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: Oh, they can mine it. Why would I pay twenty dollars?

636
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: That's the catch, twenty dollars per person. Yeah, that's sixty

637
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 2: dollars for my kids. No thanks. Yeah, but my son,

638
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 2: my five year old, said he had been saying he

639
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: wanted to go to a carnival, but he's gambling.

640
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Though. You gamble to hope if there's some gold in

641
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: you brick, that you.

642
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: Bought some real gold or just pretend gold.

643
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: I think it's pretend. Baser never got any, and I

644
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: believe Boomer got some quartz, but he never got any

645
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 1: because if you get real, actually you can because then

646
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: you can sell it to the guy. It's it's an

647
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: adult form of gambling. So the kids are trying to

648
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: get caught in candy. Dude, I got this brick where

649
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: you throw it in the water. You gotta scrub it.

650
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: It's coming down the creek, and then if you get

651
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: a big enough piece of gold, you can go sell

652
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: it to the guy and he'll give you a fifty

653
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: for it. Not bad, That's what I'm saying.

654
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 2: Legalized, that's kind of fun. So now then we ran

655
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 2: into the carnival games and my five year.

656
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: Old don't play the basketball. No, please tell me you

657
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: didn't play the basketball.

658
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 2: My son was like basketball and I was like no, no, no.

659
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 2: He goes, no, da da da da, I want can

660
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: you play that?

661
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 1: Well, please tell me didn't play the basket.

662
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: And I was like no, no, no, I said, Bud, you

663
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 2: realize that hoop you have. It's like an inch, thank you,

664
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: bigger than the basketball. So it has to be the

665
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: absolute perfect shot. I don't care if you're Steph Curry.

666
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 2: It's really hard to make it.

667
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: Dude. They've threw off the hoop, so it's one centimeter

668
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: smaller than an actual hoop. Makes all the.

669
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 2: Difference in the world, all the difference in the world.

670
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 1: And it is so obvious because when it rims, when

671
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: you get a little rim job, you can tell by

672
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: the way it's bouncing it's not an actual rim.

673
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 2: It's not a real rim, it's not a real basket.

674
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: It's not in regulation size. It is so much smaller.

675
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: The basketball fits in by half an inch, maybe a centimeter,

676
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: and it's not even worth it.

677
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: But I tell you what, Lebron in there with me,

678
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: I'd score a point, right, You can't even score on

679
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: the invisible guy trying to win a nerf gun? You

680
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: what did they have? Did they have? You could win basketballs, You.

681
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: Would win basketballs. You could win these huge ass stuffed animals.

682
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 2: And my kid had been talking about going to the carnival.

683
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: He goes, Dad, ad dadda, can we play the games.

684
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, sure, let's check out the prices and I

685
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 2: go I'm walking up my how much for two? Like? Oh,

686
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 2: you got to go over to the stand and buy tickets.

687
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: I walk over to the stand.

688
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: It's a process and the stand is.

689
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 2: Eight tickets for forty dollars.

690
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I believe two tickets are to play

691
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: basket And I said what?

692
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: And I just came back over and I'm wiping my

693
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: face and my wife goes, what did you lose your wallet?

694
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 2: I was like no, I said, sticker shock, sticker shock.

695
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: She goes, well, we are the tickets. I said, I

696
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: didn't buy them. I didn't buy them because they're forty

697
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: dollars for eight. I said, this is ridiculous, and she goes,

698
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: but they really want to play. Let's think about it. Okay,

699
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 2: let's do it and eat. Each game there has to

700
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: be a minimum of two players, and if there's two players,

701
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: you get a small prize. If there's four or more,

702
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: you get a large prize. Well, I decided, hey, I

703
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: want each kid to win. So we let two kids

704
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: play one game, two kids play another game, and two

705
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: kids play another game, so we get I have three kids.

706
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: Then we had another kid with us, so there's four.

707
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: So every kid we played a total of four games

708
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 2: with the eight tickets. Every kid got to get a

709
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: stuffed animal. Because we made sure, like if other people

710
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: were going to play like strangers, we sat out. We

711
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 2: waited until it was only two so someone in our

712
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: group was gonna win a stuffed animal. I get it now,

713
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: because I was like, I'm not going to play a

714
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: game where they don't win a stuffed animal. It's stupid.

715
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: It's just dumb.

716
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: And I mean, they got some good workers there, but

717
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: those people are definitely into their jobs. Like, Homie isn't

718
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: gonna give you a free stuffy absolutely not.

719
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: He's not gonna be like, oh, sorry, you can just

720
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: have one.

721
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: No.

722
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: They were very strict about and I was like, what

723
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: about that one. That one's not sitting, that one is hanging.

724
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: You can't have that one. And then I looked at

725
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 2: the people carrying those big ass ones around. I'm like,

726
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: that sucks the whole time. You do the whole time.

727
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: So we did all that. It was great, But then

728
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,719
Speaker 2: my kid wants to find a roller coaster, Ray, and

729
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, they're gonna have kiddie roller coasters.

730
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: You got the fire engine one, the one that goes

731
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: forwards and then backwards.

732
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: Didn't do that one.

733
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: I mean, did you do any of them? I don't know, right,

734
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: the biggest one. No, right, I didn't No, No, they

735
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: just did a brand new one. It's the biggest one there.

736
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: I haven't even gone yet. It just opened. I saw

737
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 1: one of our friends that in Instagram add for it.

738
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, big bear, I didn't do that one.

739
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: What did you do the lily leafs?

740
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: Yes, Ray, I went on a.

741
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: Lily pad one time. It spun a centimeter.

742
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: Ray, it was all little kid rides, the little kid area. Yes,

743
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: because it's my kids, Like, that's what we're there for.

744
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 2: I was with adults. But I mean, we're not going

745
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 2: to say, hey, kids, stand here while we go on

746
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: the roller coaster.

747
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 4: Bro.

748
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 2: So we go to the roller coaster where the kids section,

749
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't see a kid roller coaster, Like,

750
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: there is no kid roller coaster. And the lady I

751
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: said we asked them, were like, oh, that's the one

752
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: that's considered the kid one. And it's one where the

753
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,719
Speaker 2: shoulder straps and it's like a movie theater seat and

754
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 2: your feet dangle down like like in the air and

755
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 2: it's hauling. And I was like, all right, Bud, you

756
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 2: want to do it? And he goes, yeah, yeah, I

757
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 2: want to do it. I was like all right, and

758
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: we get in line and he goes that I'm getting

759
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: nervous that I'm getting nervous. I said, I know, Bud,

760
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: But hey, you have two options. I said, you can

761
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: get up here to the front be a man, and

762
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 2: I said you can decide, hey, I want to do it,

763
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: or you can decide hey, I don't want to do it.

764
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 2: Either way doesn't matter, the fact is you got in line.

765
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: So that was a brave step, Bud.

766
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: Like, So either way, whatever you want to do, how

767
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: emotional and a minute later, he goes, Dad, I hope

768
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: we get to sit in the front.

769
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, who is this kid? You have never

770
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: been on a roller coaster and you want to sit

771
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: in the front on your first attempt.

772
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: This is banana man.

773
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: So we get up there and they say row number seven.

774
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 2: So we go back to row number seven. You are

775
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 2: the weakest thing. And they opened the gate and I'm like,

776
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: all right, Bud, you want to do it. He goes, yeah, yeah,

777
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 2: let's do it. And I put him in the seat.

778
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: Because he can't even get in the seat himself. I

779
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 2: had to pick him up to put him in the seat.

780
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: I lock it up. I get in my seat and

781
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: he looks at me and he goes, Dad, I may

782
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 2: want to hold hands.

783
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: I was hoping you to ask.

784
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: I said, I never thought you'd ask me that, Bud.

785
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: So I stick my left hand out because I let

786
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: him pay his seat. He sticks his right hand out

787
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: and we interlocked hands. We're holding hands.

788
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Where's mom?

789
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: Oh, mom's outside? Because the four year old was sick. No,

790
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: he was sick. He had a fever. But we put

791
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 2: some motron in him and we forced him to go

792
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: to the park and we just powered through and he

793
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: went on some of the rides, but he was coming

794
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: down off the motron and he was not he was

795
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 2: not ready to ride it.

796
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: Well, I bet he's got one hell of a hangover today.

797
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: And so we're holding hands and he goes, Dada, I said,

798
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: if you and I said, Bud, don't worry. I know

799
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: you're nervous. He goes, I know. I said, but if

800
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: you get nervous, you scream. Let me hear your scream.

801
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 2: And he's like, that's it. So I was like, all right,

802
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: here we go. And they start talking on the thing

803
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,719
Speaker 2: and then they hit the button and we start going up.

804
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: He goes dead out, we're going, We're going, We're going.

805
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: And we look out to the left and there's mom

806
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 2: and there's the other couple we're with, and we're waving

807
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 2: at him, hey, hey, hey, and my wife is covering

808
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: her eyes. She's freaking out. Well she waits and then

809
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: looks back down to the ground and we're going to

810
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: and then whoom and we're off and zooming around corners

811
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 2: and it's green whoop, and my son his eyes are like,

812
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: what the hell did I get myself into? And he's like, uh,

813
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: maybe a fifteen to twenty second ride, thirty seconds wh whosh,

814
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 2: and we finish and he's like again again again, let's

815
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 2: go again. I was like, Bud, want to go back

816
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: around and get in line. He goes again and he

817
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: gets done. I'm like, dude, I'm so proud of you.

818
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 2: I can't believe you went on My first roller coaster

819
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: was seventh grade. Man, he's five went on a roller coaster.

820
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a little bit of a safety and a gap.

821
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why kids that young are able to

822
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: go on these roller coaster ride.

823
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 2: Not quite sure because he didn't seem very big enough

824
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: to get on it, but he did. And he was like, Dad,

825
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: to hurt my head because he's so small. His head

826
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 2: was hitting the arm res, you know, the rest. He

827
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 2: had no crap and I'm like yeah, Bud, and he's

828
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 2: like so excited, and we walked back out and then

829
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: he goes up to his mom and he starts bawling.

830
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 2: He starts bawling. He's like, Mom, I was so scared.

831
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that again.

832
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait back there, you said again again again,

833
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 2: But something about seeing his mom, he just let it out.

834
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: Man.

835
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 2: He goes, I hated the roller coaster. Mom, I didn't

836
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 2: like it. I don't ever want to do a roller

837
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: coaster again.

838
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: We got one kid hyped up on motor and the

839
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: other one crying. What was the other family doing?

840
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: Other family? Their kid is only two, so he was

841
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: just running around, like looking at the leaves. He didn't

842
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 2: really care about anything. Oh so that was the end

843
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 2: of Dollywood, dude. We left after that because we had

844
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: an emotionally upset kid. We had one sick, and the

845
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: two year olds just were picking their butts and we

846
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 2: were like, all right, we're out. Well we rode a

847
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 2: roller coaster.

848
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Man.

849
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 2: I was very proud, but then he broke into tears. Man.

850
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, my thing is, you can only do one meal there,

851
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: so typically you're only gonna be a dolly. What about

852
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: three hours? You think you'll be there all day, but

853
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: you're not doing two meals of fair food, So I'd

854
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: say you're there two to three hours. You get your

855
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: money's worth.

856
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: It was great. It was fantastic. Roller roller coaster. Saw

857
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: a fight. I mean, Dollywood, guys, go check it out.

858
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.

859
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: Hey, we got stuff, dude, what do we got? Scuba

860
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: sent us a voicemail.

861
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: Oh you want to use it? Yeah, all right, hit it.

862
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 4: Hey, we're about to go to Vegas for our ten

863
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 4: year anniversary here in August, and I was just trying

864
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 4: to get some insight from the Vegas man lunchbox. He's

865
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 4: got all the answers. So I need to know, like

866
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 4: what do I need to plan? What do we need

867
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 4: to buy ahead of time? Where are the pool parties at?

868
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 4: Just trying to hear from a man lunchbox. So if

869
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 4: you would just give me a call back, appreciate you.

870
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: Well I'm not going to call you back, but uh, yeah,

871
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 2: I appreciate the call. Here's the thing, I don't know

872
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: your circumstances.

873
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a lot of details were given.

874
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to know, like what you don't really

875
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 2: need to reserve anything unless the pool party. That's the

876
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: only thing. If you want a cabana, But I don't

877
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: know if you're trying to get a cabana, if you're

878
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: just trying to go to the pool party, if you're

879
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 2: just trying to go general admission. You don't need to

880
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: buy an advance gen pop. You can just go and pop.

881
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: They'll let you in. You'll just show up and you'll

882
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 2: pay your money and you'll walk in. But if you

883
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 2: want a cabana, which is a lot of money, is

884
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: more expensive, then you have to reserve in advance. I

885
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: don't know the best pool parties now, It's been so

886
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 2: long since I've done pool party season that if you

887
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: just go online, I guarantee you they have reviews everywhere.

888
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 2: Every hotel has them.

889
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: Search on Instagram too, that's true poppin' you know which

890
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: one's your vibe. But also, Bro with a win, I

891
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: think that one's called encore post up at the gaslot's machines.

892
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: You got some roulette you're playing there. Just watch people

893
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: coming out of that pool party. It is people Watch Central.

894
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't want to people watch, dude, he wants

895
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 2: to go.

896
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: Because the sportsbooks there's too. I mean there's entertainment for

897
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: hours right in that one spot.

898
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, dinner reservations, you do need to make an advance,

899
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: Like if you're trying to go to nice dinners, if

900
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 2: you're trying to whine and dine in your lady because

901
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 2: it's ten years and you're trying to do something special,

902
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: I definitely suggest you make reservation in advance. Best bro, No,

903
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: best friend, is the Korean barbecue at the MGM Park.

904
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 2: It is phenomenal. I absolutely suggest you reserve your spot there. Javier's.

905
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 2: That aria is phenomenal.

906
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: Dude, You've recommended that for years.

907
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Those are the ones you gotta do.

908
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: And there could be a celebrity sighting. And there's a

909
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: bubble Craps right outside of hotel.

910
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: Right outside of Javier's. A lot of celebs roll in

911
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 2: there to Javier's to eat. I've seen Brian Shaw there,

912
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 2: we saw Chase Daniel. I mean, there's a lot of

913
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: people that hit up Javiers. Those are my two restaurants suggestions.

914
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: Everything else, I don't know what you like to do.

915
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 2: Whatever you do, don't buy those huge ass frozen drinks

916
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: because they don't put much alcohol in them. After one drink,

917
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 2: you're gonna be like, man, there's way too sweet and

918
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 2: you're gonna hate it.

919
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: And I've also heard the they'll have these shops and

920
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: stuff where they say it's weed. I don't think they

921
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: can even sell it.

922
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: No, No, there's real the shops on the strip. It's

923
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: not real weed. They have dispensaries that are off the

924
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 2: strip that you can go to and get real weed.

925
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: And also sports book wise, go to one that's good.

926
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: There was a time when Coser Cosmo had it just

927
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: in the room, like in this small room on.

928
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 2: The second floor is so terrible.

929
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: It's moved now. But me and South Beach literally would

930
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 1: go up there and sit in this room. And that's

931
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: when you would really contemplate your life and say, are

932
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: we seriously gonna sit in the sportsbook right now? But

933
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: then you mosey around, you go to Caesar's when all

934
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,720
Speaker 1: those are some great ones.

935
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 2: Oblagio, I mean listen, and it's your first time. You

936
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 2: gotta go see the Blaggio fountains. You gotta go see

937
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 2: the flowers the garden. I mean, where's that at Plagio Flowers. Yeah,

938
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: it's phenomenal.

939
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: And also you gotta have options if you're losing your

940
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: money gambling boom. You go see the Flamingos at the

941
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: Flamingo has that closed?

942
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 2: Oh it may be closed.

943
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: That was bad advice.

944
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: H The Mirage it's closed.

945
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: Thought, mirage has all those waterfuffs.

946
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Mirage is closed. Man, they're gonna turn that

947
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 2: into the hard rock. Okay, uh, but go see a show.

948
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: I mean that's what's I don't know what you like

949
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 2: to do, That's what I'm saying. Do you like to gamble?

950
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 2: Do you like to drink? Obviously like to drink. If

951
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: you want to go to the pool party, but the

952
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 2: pool parties, I would go Instagram and check it out.

953
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: I would tell you be very careful because me and

954
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: South Beach went to Cosmo. This is in twenty fourteen.

955
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: We've been since, but it is just a story of

956
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: the time. I did a pool party and I bought

957
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: five bood lights and it was one hundred and twenty

958
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: five dollars.

959
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not cheap.

960
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: The pool party, South Beach, you know how you want

961
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: a six pack? Well I got five and they were

962
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five dollars.

963
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 2: And South Beach said, okay, and can you get me

964
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: tickets to Jason Aldeens?

965
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh he did? He actually did say that. Probably.

966
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: I'm just saying you're gonna spend a lot of money.

967
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: It's expensive. Everything is expensive. But dinners, make your reservations.

968
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 2: Pool parties. If you're getting Combana and make your reservation.

969
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what hotel you're staying at. I mean

970
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 2: to me, I would save money and stay at a

971
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: cheaper hotel because to me, I don't really care about

972
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: the room, Like you're not in the room much, so

973
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't need anything fancy. But if you're trying to

974
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 2: feel classy, like when you walk out of your room,

975
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 2: then it's different. You want to stay at the Wind,

976
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: you want to stay at the Cosmo, you want to

977
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 2: stay at Blagio.

978
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: Resorts World rest. I mean it's nice, it was fine.

979
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: Table minimums I was trying to think were decent. Actually,

980
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Resorts World is a vibe, but it's out from far

981
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: from anything. You got to take a taxi to get

982
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: back to the Strip.

983
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: Ish, I mean it's across from the Wind, but a

984
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 2: little bit farther.

985
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: Ye, me, I took baser on that walk to the Wind.

986
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: I probably should have got a cap. She wasn't too

987
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 1: happy with you now because you kind of walked through

988
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: a little bit of areas where there's panhandlers and people

989
00:41:58,719 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: are trying to hit you for money.

990
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah everywhere. Yeah, I mean that's what happens. But yeah,

991
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 2: so I don't know, Like the advice is, dude, just

992
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 2: go with it and just be ready to have fun,

993
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: like open mind, don't try to set like we have

994
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: to be here at this time. We had to be

995
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: here at this time. Go to the pool party, get hammered, cool,

996
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: pass out, take a nap, wake up four hours later,

997
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 2: go out for the night.

998
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: I will tell you have a cutoff, because that's true.

999
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: There was a time I remember Baser coming into the

1000
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: room at four am. Apparently she didn't have a cutoff,

1001
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: and she was gambling till four am. There was a

1002
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: time when I was down playing bubble craps till about one,

1003
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: then woke up at five. Just tell yourself, every night

1004
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: go in by one or I mean, you'll gamble all night.

1005
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: You literally will see the sunrise.

1006
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 2: Which is awesome. It's a great feeling when you walk

1007
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 2: out of New York, New York and the sun is

1008
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: coming up and you're like, holy crap.

1009
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: I go to the sportsbook a guy that didn't have

1010
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 1: a cutoff, and it's me Baser and this random dude.

1011
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: That's just how the seating was. And we bet an

1012
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: early baseball game and start at nine am. And I

1013
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: looked at my right and Basic goes, that guy's sitting

1014
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: a little bit close to us, because it was kind

1015
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: of like couch seating. Where what were we aria Maybe

1016
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: and I go, okay, well, I think that he's actually

1017
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: here from the night before. And the security guy no

1018
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: more than two seconds later comes over and goes, sir, sir,

1019
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: shaking the guy, sir, sir, you need to get out

1020
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: of here, you need to wake up. And as he

1021
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 1: gets up, dude, there's like three or four little airplane

1022
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: bottles in the seat. I'm like that dude was drinking

1023
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: vodka at six am in the morning and passed out

1024
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: drunk at the sportsbook and just got boot bounced. All right,

1025
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: let's have us a day.

1026
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: Go Giants, the Giants win.

1027
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: No, it was a new picture, so I thought the

1028
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: new picture was gonna get rocked or something, and they

1029
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: ended up getting killed. It was terrible.

1030
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 2: Well, have fun in Vegas, man, and I'm not gonna

1031
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:49,959
Speaker 2: call you back. We'll be right back. So the guy

1032
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: I was with this weekend, giant, big, big Mavericks fan,

1033
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 2: watching Mavericks games with him, I wonder if this is

1034
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: like looking at myself in the mirror, and I it

1035
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: also made me say, man, I can't wait for the

1036
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 2: Spurs to be relevant again. I can't wait for them

1037
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 2: to have meaningful games. So I can feel the emotion.

1038
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 2: He was feeling it's gonna be a minute. No, it's

1039
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: gonna be like a year because women and I is

1040
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: gonna be phenomenal. Next year and the year after that,

1041
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 2: we are gonna be so good. Just get ready for it.

1042
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: We're a NBA. You have been put on notice.

1043
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: We are coming place your twenty twenty eight futures bets.

1044
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 2: Uh. But I mean we're in the middle of a

1045
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: conversation and I'll be like, oh, do you still talk

1046
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 2: to her?

1047
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: Fuck?

1048
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: No, And I'm like, oh, I thought you guys were

1049
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 2: good friends, and goes oh. I was talking to the game, Like,

1050
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, he was.

1051
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: That into it. Oh dude, where were you watching it at?

1052
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: We were watching in the cabin. Oh okay, in what

1053
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: it's called Gatlinburg, and his wife is sitting there. My

1054
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 2: wife's sitting there, and we're just like all like, well,

1055
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: why do you hate her so much? No? No, I was

1056
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: talking to the game. Okay, sorry, man, Like you got it.

1057
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 2: He was able to to two things at once. Usually

1058
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: if you're into the game, you're not talking to other people.

1059
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: But I mean.

1060
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 2: Every play, it's like, well they're up three to zero,

1061
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 2: Well I understand they could be up four to zero

1062
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: when this airs, but we got we got Papa Shot

1063
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 2: competition tomorrow, so we couldn't We couldn't record it tomorrow,

1064
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 2: so we had to do it early. But dude, the

1065
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: games have been awesome.

1066
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I have Celtics all in my futures

1067
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: and then Tatum and Brown to win the MVP. So

1068
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm sitting fine. I knew the East was gonna be

1069
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: a blowout. I haven't bet that. I don't even touched

1070
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: the West.

1071
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 2: I don't know how. I don't know how the Celtics

1072
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 2: beat the Mavericks how they do. I don't know how

1073
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 2: the Unicorn comes back here. But here's the thing. The

1074
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 2: Unicorn hadn't played a game in six months.

1075
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna play though.

1076
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 2: I understand, But how how long does it take him

1077
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: to get into the flow of the game. Everybody is

1078
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: used to their role, their spot, and all of a

1079
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 2: sudden you throw him back in there. Guess what, Jayalen

1080
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: Brown gets less shots, Jason Tatum gets less shots, Derek

1081
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: White takes less shots, Drew Holliday takes less shots. Uh,

1082
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 2: your defense, Oh, porzingis like, oh, where is he gonna be?

1083
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 2: Is he up to game speed? It throws him off.

1084
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 2: I think you wanted him to play in the Pacers series,

1085
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 2: so he gets a little the rust off. He's gonna

1086
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 2: be rusty, right. But it just finished too fast, I know,

1087
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: But I'm saying I think it's a problem. And I

1088
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 2: just think the Mavericks are so freaking good.

1089
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: They are, and nobody's talked about it. And if they

1090
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: end up doing winning this, they're gonna screw every one

1091
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: of my parlays. But that's besides the point. The point

1092
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: is everybody missed it on this one. Nobody said the

1093
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,439
Speaker 1: MAVs were gonna win it. There wasn't one person talking

1094
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: about the MAVs a little bit talking about the Timberwolves

1095
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 1: when they started cooking. Nobody mentioned Luca and Kyrie. Well,

1096
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: Kyrie's a proven winner, but nobody those words ain't been

1097
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: at a one Sports Center anchors mount.

1098
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 2: My question for you, is Luca the best player on

1099
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: the planet right now?

1100
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: No, because he takes some bad shots. Who is better

1101
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: than Luca right now? They got on the same team.

1102
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: Kyrie is such a creator. I've loved Kyrie. I knew

1103
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: that's when why they were gonna win the title with

1104
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: the Cleveland because of Kyrie. I love point guards that

1105
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: can create the way that he does.

1106
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 2: And dude, he's been cooking.

1107
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: Luca took some bad shots. He granted he drained that

1108
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: one step back three to win the.

1109
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: Game, and he was just talking, but he was kind

1110
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 2: of cold.

1111
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: Up until that. Is almost gonna say tweet or say

1112
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: it in the podcast. Guys, Luca takes a lot of

1113
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: bad shots and then he drained a forty foot or

1114
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: for the wins. I was like, oh, I guess they're

1115
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: not that bad, dude.

1116
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 2: And we were watching the game the other night and

1117
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 2: he took a three from the logo pretty much. And

1118
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: my buddy that was with me, he was the Mavericks fan.

1119
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, take that, Oh maybe maybe not

1120
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 2: take that. That was a bad shot. I bad shot.

1121
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 2: It was good idea. Like I kind of liked that

1122
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: he goes. No one likes a more fu three than

1123
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: Luca does. Like if he's coming down, someone's talking and

1124
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: in his ear, he loves to just drain a three.

1125
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: I mean he loves to talk.

1126
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't think Dallas if Unicorn

1127
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: comes back, which he's going to, I just don't think.

1128
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: Because they got white, they got Jay Brown and then

1129
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: they got Tatum. I mean, those are those three point shooters.

1130
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: And Horford.

1131
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 2: Horford sucks. Horford is like a dinosaur. Dude.

1132
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: Horford was I had we had money line for them

1133
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: to come back. They're down fifteen. Horford was draining some

1134
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: clutch buckets. I I that comeback, guys. I don't give

1135
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: a shit if you say Boston wins four oh, it's

1136
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: not good for them. The way they came back in

1137
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: that fifteen point deficit, that showed all the grit they need.

1138
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: They're good, they're ready for the finals.

1139
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: Here's what's crazy is they swept four oh. But those

1140
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 2: games they.

1141
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: Swept four to one, four one, four oh.

1142
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 3: This has been the easiest path to the finals. I

1143
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 3: know in the street, but those games were really good games.

1144
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 3: They were close, sort of like the Mavericks series. Everything

1145
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 3: has been close. It's not like the Mavericks are just

1146
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 3: whooping their ass. It's coming down to the wire every

1147
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 3: single game. It has been phenomenal to watch. It's been

1148
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 3: so fun. They put to wat Go.

1149
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: Bear on his ass.

1150
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 2: He jukes, dude.

1151
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: They send up our defensive player of the year. Get

1152
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: on up there, boy, even though you're a center.

1153
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: Ankles broke angle broke, angle broke, and then Luca bra

1154
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: bra brah bra bra bra bra bra brah brah bah

1155
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 2: starts talking.

1156
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: Like you were swearing. Luca's like I was sleep speaking Slovenian.

1157
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: He goes, what did you say to Anthony Edwards at

1158
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 2: the end of I don't know when they were standing.

1159
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 2: Next we goes, I can't say it on TV, I

1160
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 2: speaking Slovenian. I love it, dude, It's been phenomen it's

1161
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: been great. It's been great to watch. Now we get

1162
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: to wait like six months till the NBA Finals.

1163
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: That's how they like to play it out.

1164
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 2: Well they have to because if it goes seven games,

1165
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 2: then it's whatever. And this may sound stuper tomorrow, but

1166
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: we have eight days until the final start. So if

1167
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: the Mavericks won last night, we have eight days until

1168
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: we get a basketball game.

1169
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: For some reason, dude, you always remember where you were

1170
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: at a Super Bowl World Series, not so much recently. Dude.

1171
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: I always remember where I was during NBA Finals, Lakers, Celtics,

1172
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: Costa Rica, uh Lebron, when it was Warriors Lebron, Warriors

1173
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: versus Lebron. Oh, I was on the cruise in a

1174
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 1: last week, we're in Dominican Republic. Dude, you always remember

1175
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: where you were during the NBA Finals. I don't give

1176
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: a shit it's close game or not. You always remember

1177
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: where you were in the NBA Finals.

1178
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: That's wild. They can think like, yeah, that's true. A

1179
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 2: lot of them. I don't know about all of them, dude.

1180
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: We're in Costa Rica when it was Celtics Lakers, they

1181
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: barely had TV and we all huddled in this local

1182
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: bar and it was it was on the TV and

1183
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: it was like so far away, but everybody huddled around

1184
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 1: because it was it was when do you believe it? Irresissible?

1185
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: Every day is bla bla.

1186
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 2: Blah that one.

1187
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: But this one, I mean, Luca versus the Celtics. I

1188
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: mean it's gonna be unbelievable. Luca and Irving.

1189
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 2: Dude, it's good. I mean it's gonna be great because

1190
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 2: there's there's ballers on boat teams like they they're both

1191
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,240
Speaker 2: loaded with talent.

1192
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: But there's some guys though for Dallas, I don't even know.

1193
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 2: I mean that doesn't matter.

1194
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: I know who do you not know? The tall dude

1195
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: that's down low a lot that's always getting those rebounds.

1196
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: Not PJ. Washington, but like the.

1197
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 2: Fro guy or the non fro guy, that fro guy

1198
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 2: A Lively? Yeah from you, dude.

1199
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: He is great.

1200
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 2: He is so good.

1201
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: He's one of those players you need on every team.

1202
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: And they have him, dude, they allan They just throw

1203
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: it up to him or Gafford and.

1204
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: They what bail, what bail?

1205
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: What bail? Just didn't hear about him this year? Your

1206
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,240
Speaker 1: boy probably knew about him, but I knew about Lively

1207
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: And here we go. You never once said Lively on

1208
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: the Ali Have Arnold listened to all the podcasts, You've

1209
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: never once said Lively's name? And now all in the playoffs?

1210
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: The guys out of this world? Why is not one

1211
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 1: Sports Center anchor told me about Lively.

1212
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 2: He's not because he doesn't do He's very important for them,

1213
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: but he's not like a superstar or an All Star

1214
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 2: or an All NBA. But he is very good in

1215
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 2: their system. And they made the trade for PJ. Washington

1216
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 2: and Gafford.

1217
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: Washington's perfect on that.

1218
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 2: He's tough.

1219
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: Who'd they get him from?

1220
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 2: They got him from Charlotte. You know who they trade.

1221
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 2: They traded Great Williams, so get the hell out of here.

1222
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 2: So they got Gafford from the Wizards and PJ. Washington

1223
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 2: from Charlotte. Okay, it's great now hey email, Hey, what up? Coaches?

1224
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: What up? It's your favorite author, Grace Daz. Today is

1225
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 2: my last day of high school and I graduated on

1226
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 2: June sixth. I started listening to you during the summer

1227
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 2: before my freshman year during COVID, so it feels spitting

1228
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 2: emailing you now. Thank you for the years of laughs

1229
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: and the ones that come. What's your favorite high school memory?

1230
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 2: Do you have any advice for college anyway? Thanks again,

1231
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 2: peace out, high school graduate Grace Daz.

1232
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: Congrats, congrats grads.

1233
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: I mean that's wild. That's wild that we have high

1234
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,919
Speaker 2: schoolers that listened to us their whole high school career.

1235
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 2: And it kind of sounded like she wasn't going to

1236
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: listen any more because she was going off to college.

1237
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got more listeners ray than I suspect.

1238
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 2: No advice for college. Just have fun.

1239
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: Really, it's a wind. Honestly, you'll feel like you got

1240
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: bush whacked. I don't know what I meant with that,

1241
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: but it'll hitch it. There's no preparing for it.

1242
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 2: It's awesome.

1243
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 1: You're going to realize, are you going to fall to alcoholism.

1244
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: Are you gonna drop out? Are you gonna go back

1245
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: home and not move away? Become a towny? You learn

1246
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: all that within your first month of college? Are you

1247
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: gonna get a girl pregnant?

1248
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 2: I don't think Grace is gonna get a girl pregnant

1249
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 2: because she's a girl.

1250
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: Never know.

1251
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 2: It's impossible, artificial in seminator, literally impossible for her to

1252
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 2: get a girl pregnant.

1253
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: Well, I was saying it generically, congrats grads, yeah, cheers,

1254
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: all right, we're out happy to hear something.

1255
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.

1256
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: It's a rumor mill, so I can just say.

1257
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: Scottie Scheffler, I forgot you want to go to that

1258
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 2: and go to that? Please?

1259
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: This is just a rumor that's been floating around the internet.

1260
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 2: You got to remind me, dude, I forgot.

1261
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: No, No, it's okay, man, No, No, I got allegedly rumor,

1262
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: no sources. It just saw this floating around. The police

1263
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: officer who arrested Scotty Scheffler allegedly has ties to gambling. No,

1264
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 1: he doesn't shut up, shut up, And they said he arrested.

1265
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: Some are saying under pretenses to gain because he'd bet

1266
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 1: on Scotty and thought that that may affect his round

1267
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: if he got arrested. Where do you see this, It's

1268
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: just floating around the internet. It's all alleged. It's all hearsay.

1269
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: Hearsay ruled out hearsay in court. If it's here, say

1270
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: rule it out. So I'm ruling it out.

1271
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 2: Hm.

1272
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: They just said it's kind of a cover up, like

1273
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 1: the guy please a bet on Scotty Cheffler. It's almost

1274
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: so out there. I don't even believe that.

1275
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true.

1276
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 1: Man, rule it out then it gets out of the court.

1277
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Do you want to hear a funnier story

1278
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 2: about a cop?

1279
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: Hearsay?

1280
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 2: Go? There was a cop in San Diego and last

1281
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 2: year he busts this lady. She was part of a

1282
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 2: cars after ring and he's arresting her and his bodycam

1283
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 2: footage is going off and she was like, are you single?

1284
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 2: He says, I am.

1285
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: But you're not.

1286
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 2: Then she goes, I'm down to right now. But his

1287
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 2: camera was rolling and he goes, who wha, don't say

1288
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 2: that we're on camera. Don't say that we're on camera.

1289
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: And the o third cop bust No no, no, no, no, No,

1290
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: he doesn't bust him. Pulled up.

1291
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 2: No, he pulled up. Oh he didn't he pulled up,

1292
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 2: pull up.

1293
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: I saw the video.

1294
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what happened. So his body can't footage

1295
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 2: goes off and twenty minutes and he's supposed to take

1296
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 2: her to jail. Right twenty minutes later, he has to

1297
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: call another cop because he's locked in the back of

1298
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: the cruiser with the chick.

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00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to pull up. Man, I

1300
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:04,479
Speaker 1: can't get out of my He said, hey, can you come.

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00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 2: Over here on cottonwood? He goes, what do you need?

1302
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 2: He goes, you got the master key.

1303
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: My chands cottonwood more like cockingwood, more like hardwood.

1304
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 2: He said, she said that I'm down to right now.

1305
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 2: Don't say that. But camera's on. Everything is being recorded.

1306
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 2: So he has to call this dude because he's in

1307
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 2: the lock locked in the back of the cop car.

1308
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 2: It's been twenty minutes. He turned his body can footage off,

1309
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 2: camera off, got in the back seat with his chick

1310
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 2: is locked back there and he has to call and say, hey,

1311
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: I need you to get me out of the back

1312
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 2: of the cop car. And he tries to say that

1313
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 2: she was having a medical emergency, so he pulled over

1314
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 2: to check on her.

1315
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's what his thing was, alibi.

1316
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 2: I mean, how obvious can you get After twenty minutes

1317
00:56:55,719 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 2: ago she said, I'm down right now, twenty minutes later,

1318
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: you're found locked in the back of the cop car

1319
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 2: with her.

1320
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: Ray, I would never do that. And then he's front

1321
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: page of Daily Mail.

1322
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 2: It's everywhere. I mean, that is so freaking hilarious to me.

1323
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 2: Oh man, did she go to jail?

1324
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

1325
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they then they both denied doing anything in

1326
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 2: the back seat.

1327
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: Oh you believe them. I'm guessing that audio gets him

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00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: in trouble because she said what shirt desire.

1329
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 2: Was and then it gave her and then he drove

1330
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: from where they are to a residential street. Now the

1331
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: street they were on, there was nothing around them, Like yeah, like,

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00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 2: it's not it was I got a gas station where

1333
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 2: he busted her. And then he drives her to a

1334
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: side street and.

1335
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: Has to call But I wonder what he was going

1336
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: to write down is why he released her.

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00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 2: My question is, and how long afterwards are you Like, damn,

1338
00:57:58,520 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: I am about to call someone.

1339
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 1: Those doors lock lock, and he didn't have his keys

1340
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: on it.

1341
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 2: No, you can't open it from the inside. You can't

1342
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: open it from the inside.

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00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: He let his emotions take over.

1344
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh man, I have a good Wednesday, guys.

1345
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: I think we covered everything.

1346
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did.

1347
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: Sent you a text I said, I know, I know,

1348
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: I have to apologize to my cat on podcast Comma.

1349
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 1: Also Scotty arrest drama. I know.

1350
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 2: I don't know where you read the Scotty Arrest drama though,

1351
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 2: Where'd you read that? Yeah, it's just floating, man, from anywhere.

1352
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: You want to tell me where? Because I can't find it.

1353
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to rule it is hearsay.

1354
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I wouldn't be shocked.

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00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta go.

1356
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta go that one. I don't know if

1357
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 2: that was a good pot or not, but whatever. Holiday

1358
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 2: weekend throws you all off.