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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's proud to launch a brand

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Speaker 1: new charity called Feed the Supermodels. Oh oh, honestly, they

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Speaker 1: need it. For just twelve cents a day, you can

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Speaker 1: provide a runway diva with half a baby carrot pre

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Speaker 1: chewed for easier digestion. I think the problem is they

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Speaker 1: just don't need it like they can afford food.

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Speaker 2: I've given them fries. I'm giving them fries.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's too much, Brook, But you can't help feed

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Speaker 1: the hadids with laser stories perfectly. You're segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser w that the

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Speaker 1: catwalk queens just don't. This first laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of Spain. Forty four year old Antonio Delgado walked into

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Speaker 1: a cafe and ordered a sandwich and a latte, and

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Speaker 1: after they served.

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Speaker 2: Him, he was told they were out of mayonnaise. Oh

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Speaker 2: oh man, that's a big deal in Spain. They love

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Speaker 2: mayonnaise and Spain that's why.

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Speaker 1: Surveillance cameras then showed him getting up from his table

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Speaker 1: and talking to a waiter about it.

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Speaker 2: Then he went over to another waiter, same thing.

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Speaker 1: So He storms out of the place, walked over to

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Speaker 1: a gas station next door, came back with a can

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Speaker 1: of gasoline, poured it on the bar and set it

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Speaker 1: on fire. Oh my god, he was gonna buy mail.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure this isn't Florida?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's the Florida of Spain. But flames shot up

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Speaker 1: and all the customers ran out. Thankfully, the staff was

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Speaker 1: able to use fire extinguishers to put it out before

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Speaker 1: anyone got hurt. Antonio then fled the scene after accidentally

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Speaker 1: setting his own hand on fire.

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Speaker 2: I love those. When you see him trying to break

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Speaker 2: a window, they throw a rocket and bounces off. That's

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Speaker 2: definitely Antonio.

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Speaker 1: He was tracked down and caught shortly afterwards. The damage

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Speaker 1: is estimated to be around ten thousand dollars and he

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Speaker 1: looking at ninety days in jail, all because they were

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Speaker 1: out of mayo.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, don't mess with mayo.

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Speaker 1: Man. Why you gotta keep a packet in your wallet

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Speaker 1: at all times like I do. I've had one in

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Speaker 1: there since twenty thirteen because you just never know.

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Speaker 2: And everyone knows Mayo is better when it's warm.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, squeeze is out easier when it's warmer. This

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Speaker 1: next Lazer story is.

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Speaker 2: Out of I Love Love Headquarters. JA.

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Speaker 1: There's no one more excited about Taylor Swift and Travis

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Speaker 1: Kelsey's engagement than major brands.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna say them themselves.

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Speaker 1: You know, even the brands are more excited than Taylor

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Speaker 1: Travis because they're wanting to get in on that swifty

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Speaker 1: love train, and many are doing it by offering proposal

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Speaker 1: freebies and deals. Woo. For example, two hours after the

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Speaker 1: pair posted their happy news to social media, Krispy Kreme

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Speaker 1: offered free doughnut rings for two hours.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty smart. They're on. It is really smart.

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Speaker 1: But if you missed out on that one, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: There's still more that you can get in on. Starting today,

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Speaker 1: California Pizza Kitchen is offering customers heart shaped pizzas.

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Speaker 2: To celebrate their love.

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Speaker 1: Wait CPK, you can order the It's a Love Story pizza.

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Speaker 2: I get it for the next thirteen days.

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Speaker 1: Oh's favorite number, and they are available in any flavor

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Speaker 1: starting at seventeen ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: Is that also a thing for her? Get it? No,

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Speaker 2: there's nothing to it's nineteen eighty nine. Yeah, they really

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Speaker 2: should have. You really should divide them yes.

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Speaker 1: Also, door Dash is jumping on Taylor's favorite number by

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Speaker 1: offering Swifties thirteen percent off their order with the code thirteen.

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Speaker 1: But you have to spell it out like the word.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's actually good to know, Jeff. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: a little bit tough to spen, so good luck with

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Speaker 2: that one.

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Speaker 1: And last, but not least, Buffalo Wild Wings has offered

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Speaker 1: to cater the happy couple's wedding for free.

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Speaker 2: No word on if Taylor and Travis have taken him

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Speaker 2: up on it. You know, Jason Kelsey would be so

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Speaker 2: down for this.

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Speaker 1: Every bride wants to eat greasy chicken wings and their

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Speaker 1: white dress. It really should, because nothing says forever like

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Speaker 1: forty flavors of sauce and a fight breaking out over

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Speaker 1: the last cup of ranch. This next laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of Sweet treat.

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Speaker 2: HQ, long and hungry all this time.

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Speaker 1: Man, a researcher at the University of Bristol in the UK,

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Speaker 1: created a song that supposedly makes chocolate taste even better

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Speaker 1: when you're listening to it. Yes, yeah, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to make chocolate taste better.

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Speaker 2: It's like the best What did you tell me before

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Speaker 2: we came into the studio. I literally just ate a

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Speaker 2: chocolate at my guests. I could have eaten it at

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Speaker 2: the same time as this song.

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Speaker 1: Brook, don't worry, I've got you covered on this, but

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Speaker 1: let me keep going. Because they did this by reviewing

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Speaker 1: sixty years of scientific research on multisensory integration, and they

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Speaker 1: compose the music around sonic qualities that are apparently proven

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Speaker 1: to affect flavor, like if you change the pitch tempo

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Speaker 1: in harmony.

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Speaker 2: Chocolate. Can we get to that point?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we are going to try it live

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Speaker 1: in studio right now and find out if it's real.

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Speaker 1: So this is a piece of pure chocolate for you.

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Speaker 2: Go no, hold on this before you pump it in

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Speaker 2: your mouth, Just preat in your mouth before I play

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Speaker 2: the song.

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Speaker 1: The original composition, so everybody knows, is called the Sweetest Melody.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay. And so if you're.

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Speaker 1: Listening at home and you have a chocolate bar on you,

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Speaker 1: or if you're driving with one in your car, or

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Speaker 1: maybe you have one in your wallet next to your emergency.

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Speaker 2: MAO packet like I do, you can try.

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Speaker 1: This along with Brooke and tell us if it really

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Speaker 1: does taste better when you hear it.

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Speaker 2: I shared with Alexis fun. I don't really trust Alexis

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Speaker 2: on the chocolate stuff, so I'm going to default to

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Speaker 2: Brook on this already. Yeah, all right, play the song good, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: love chocolate. Okay? Is it tasting better than normal chocolate?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It always tastes so good.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, but I don't know described is

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Speaker 1: it tasting different?

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Speaker 2: I think we need to keep doing this, and you

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Speaker 2: need to give me more chocolate. I think that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: I was keeping these in my underwear just so if

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Speaker 1: it tastes different, that might be some of it. But

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Speaker 1: now we didn't play the whole song. The total time

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Speaker 1: of it takes roughly sixty four seconds. Everyone's gonna be

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Speaker 1: done because already shoved another piece of chocolate in her mouth.

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Speaker 2: And I got say. The song isn't playing. It's not

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Speaker 2: as good. It's not as good as the second one.

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Speaker 2: Effect Yeah, no, it's real.

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Speaker 1: But sixty four seconds is basically the amount of time

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Speaker 1: it takes for a piece of chocolate to melt in

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Speaker 1: your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this second one really not hidden like that first one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: are out, No, I saw it. We gotta bring back

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Speaker 2: that song.

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Speaker 1: It is available on YouTube and Spotify if you want

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Speaker 1: to try it. We will have the link up on

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Speaker 1: our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey as.

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Speaker 2: A diabetic that is like a horror music.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know you can't apply that sixty four

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Speaker 1: second song to other things as well.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this guy usually gets stuff done in under

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Speaker 2: a minute. It's a feel, but every once in a

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Speaker 2: while he can go a full sixty four seconds if

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Speaker 2: you ask him.

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Speaker 1: Real nice and that sound means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.