WEBVTT - Asher Couldn't Believe What "Corporate" Claimed They Could See

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I can't wait to audit you. I'm sorry, it's

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<v Speaker 2>finally time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 2>get so excited that I skip over the important details.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just that I've been waiting to talk to you,

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<v Speaker 2>and I always get so excited for this part.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I appreciate that you're excited. Who is this? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I still haven't introduced myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, as sure.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Juniper, and I'm in the corporate compliance

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<v Speaker 2>department here at the company where.

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<v Speaker 1>You just started.

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<v Speaker 3>Juniper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, in corporate compliance, Oh, say, we make sure the

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<v Speaker 2>corporation is doing everything and comply with what we need.

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<v Speaker 2>I think compliance. I think compliance is a very important

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<v Speaker 2>part of all relationships, don't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess compliance is good.

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<v Speaker 2>Compliance is nice. It's it's good when people comply with

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<v Speaker 2>what they're told. Anyway, I can tell you're sitting down

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<v Speaker 2>right now, and you have excellent posture, and I want

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<v Speaker 2>to commend you on that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, did you say that I have excellent posture?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? You sit up straight like a good boy and.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hear that in my voice.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sitting nicely, and I know it. Some people don't

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<v Speaker 2>sit nicely, and I think postures.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, Yes, are you? Are you looking at me

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<v Speaker 3>right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Directly at you?

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<v Speaker 3>Know?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not looking directly at you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the phone with you. I'm not I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Looking at You're not looking directly at me. There are

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<v Speaker 3>looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>These Yes, there are cameras, and so.

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<v Speaker 3>You're looking at me through a camera right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, think if it's sort of like a zoom meeting,

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<v Speaker 2>except I'm just looking through the security footage.

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<v Speaker 3>I am working from home, sir. I am uncomfortable with this.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a good point. I should have told you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because you're working from home, I had to install

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<v Speaker 2>a way to be able to make sure that you

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<v Speaker 2>were working and your posture was correct.

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<v Speaker 3>And who who are you? What is your ID number?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I don't want to talk about ID numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>I have some trauma associated with that with the last

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<v Speaker 2>time I was given a number and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Had to go away for a while and they gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a number.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, this is extremely unsettling. I need to know

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<v Speaker 3>who you are and what department you work for, and

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know where these cameras are in my home.

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<v Speaker 3>This is I think.

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<v Speaker 1>How about I just come up?

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<v Speaker 3>Come up? No, absolutely not, I'm gonna I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Call hey, Asher, Asher.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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<v Speaker 2>phone prank on you and your brother set you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what, it's a joke, he said. He just started

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<v Speaker 1>at a new job and he wanted to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my brother's doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that mother, oh that son.

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<v Speaker 3>Of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, enjoy the rest of the workday. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>there's a camera in your house. Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get him. You might hear from me.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna get him back.

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<v Speaker 2>Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say

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<v Speaker 2>mornings on the twenties.