Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2: The podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the Graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Now we have
Speaker 1: Dylan is here, Shay is here. Also Ray the Interurn,
Speaker 1: Marvin is here. We're gonna call bad Larry. Bad Larry
Speaker 1: doesn't join us in studio. He's down at the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna mess with Larry. What we're gonna do
Speaker 1: is give him fake lines because Larry goes by the newspaper,
Speaker 1: the New York Post.
Speaker 3: From a week prior.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's always wrong, and we thought we're going
Speaker 1: to inflate these numbers, so we really mess with him.
Speaker 1: So Marvin, if you're ready to call bad Larry and
Speaker 1: then we can start this god forsaken podcast. Man, it's
Speaker 1: great to see everybody. By the way, is that your
Speaker 1: post election haircut.
Speaker 4: This is my ready for war haircut Januar six person,
Speaker 4: Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 1: Do you think Paul made it through that one?
Speaker 3: Here the hammer guy.
Speaker 4: We're gonna make January sixth look like a picnic data
Speaker 4: We're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taken over. How did your wife handle all
Speaker 1: the roommate is in shambles? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So I came home yesterday and I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: how's everybody doing here? Are we okay? And she flipped out.
Speaker 5: She lost it. Oh no, she was like, you can't
Speaker 5: talk about it like that. It's more important than you.
Speaker 5: First off, you are a very fancy tennis mom. Your
Speaker 5: life is fine, nothing will change. You are not an
Speaker 5: illegal immigrant. Like, what what are you worried about? Honestly, relax,
Speaker 5: Larry there, Yeah, here, I'm here Dan.
Speaker 6: How you doing, Buddy?
Speaker 1: Good? Good, big day tomorrow, Big day today? Well, no,
Speaker 1: bigger day tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Bigger day tomorrow. Out last night late with a couple
Speaker 6: of the groomsmen. I'm hurting, you know, I did my
Speaker 6: twenty bud Wat was like I'm supposed to and then
Speaker 6: they started ordering coffee martinis and.
Speaker 1: Moscow mules expresso not coffee.
Speaker 6: I thought they were quite expressed on martinis.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 6: I don't think that crap. But I did taste the
Speaker 6: Moscow mules. They weren't bad.
Speaker 3: Actually, did you throw up, Larry?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I did not. My wife woke me up a little
Speaker 6: too early this morning for what are you kidding me? Shay,
Speaker 6: you got three daughters. I pity you already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is it, Larry, You're done. I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't really.
Speaker 6: I got to write the speech tonight, I guess.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, A long way to.
Speaker 3: Have you started.
Speaker 1: No, can we crowdsource the speech?
Speaker 6: You're not gonna want to. I think I'm gonna just
Speaker 6: add a littit.
Speaker 1: No, no, not not for your your daughter's wedding. Don't
Speaker 1: and don't get up there and think you're funny and
Speaker 1: playing to you know, Oh no.
Speaker 6: No'll there'll be no joke. It's going to be two minutes, Dan.
Speaker 3: Okay, that is good. That's that's nice.
Speaker 1: Always go shorter. Always. Are you going to cry? Where
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 6: When I've been going over in my head? Yeah, I
Speaker 6: think I probably will cry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen you cry. I've only known you
Speaker 1: what thirty years?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I haven't probably cried in a long time.
Speaker 1: Is this your only daughter.
Speaker 6: Now as I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're going to cry now on the podcast.
Speaker 6: I'm just I'm I'm doing the podcast, but I'm trying
Speaker 6: to formulate some kind of story for tomorrow night. I've
Speaker 6: really wish I could do it tonight at the rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 1: How old is your daughter?
Speaker 6: Larry thirty three?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, letting go. I get it walking down
Speaker 1: the aisle. Yeah, I would be I would melt.
Speaker 6: I'm not. I'm not looking forward to the speech. I'll
Speaker 6: tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I will get there for the reception. I won't
Speaker 1: be there for the ceremony.
Speaker 6: That's funny, That's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay now, but I'm just letting you know. I get
Speaker 1: through the show and the wedding starts an hour later,
Speaker 1: it's going to take me two and a half hours
Speaker 1: to get down there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you wonder why I don't do these podcasts? Then?
Speaker 1: Wow, wait where did that come from.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, I know that's a tough two and
Speaker 6: a half hours. And on a Friday with the weather
Speaker 6: is nice, I mean it's eighty degree.
Speaker 1: We do the podcast on Thursday. What does that have
Speaker 1: to do with Friday? Right.
Speaker 6: I'm feeling bad for your traffic tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I know, but it's going to be a ship drive.
Speaker 1: I know when I get there, I get there and
Speaker 1: then I don't.
Speaker 3: Dan, have you thought about going by boat?
Speaker 1: I have not have a helicopter, Danny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could blade it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do that if you really. Then I
Speaker 1: don't want to die going to Bad Larry's daughter's.
Speaker 3: It does seem like got a shitty last ye.
Speaker 1: If I died in a private plane or a helicopter,
Speaker 1: I would feel like that's God's just yes, like that's
Speaker 1: what you get.
Speaker 3: Could be right, yeah, yeah, among other things.
Speaker 1: Let me recap here. Bad Larry lost one unit, so
Speaker 1: you're now at plus seven correct. Yeah, wow, Dylan lost six.
Speaker 3: Man, you're at minus twenty three and a half. Small
Speaker 3: sat back then for a major comeback.
Speaker 1: Shay won a unit and you're up two and a half. Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: I think won the Diego Pobby Award.
Speaker 3: I hate this fucking thing. I literally had it the
Speaker 3: entire time. Almost, Okay, you do one week.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't even Dan, you gotta explain to me what
Speaker 6: it's for, like the worst beat or just like.
Speaker 3: Shitty picks week. That's like Dylan.
Speaker 6: Minus twenty three and a half.
Speaker 3: You should have it every week, hey, Larry, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: Dylan had main covering against Oklahoma, unbelievable, lost by forty five.
Speaker 3: All right, look good for a while.
Speaker 1: I faded Indiana. Yeah, Texans alternate spread that one.
Speaker 3: I actually really was confident about that one too. God
Speaker 3: and Iowa, Dan, which, I have some new rules for
Speaker 3: myself this week that we can do.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you bet on Iowa. Those are
Speaker 1: part of the night, right, I can't. Yeah, like, I'm
Speaker 1: good there.
Speaker 3: Actually, you know, I saw a funny little stat today
Speaker 3: that they're eight and one to the over the season,
Speaker 3: the best in the FBS.
Speaker 1: Yes, because of what happened last year.
Speaker 3: I know it's it's it's penance.
Speaker 1: For it's a market correction.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah they I didn't know they priced that
Speaker 3: one in last year already. But yeah, lovey.
Speaker 1: Let's see bad Larry didn't do well in college, did
Speaker 1: really well in the NFL.
Speaker 6: Like I killed the college. Can we talk about that
Speaker 6: Oregon game?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, son.
Speaker 6: Fourteen and a half, you're up fourteen. Michigan has one
Speaker 6: time out left. There's forty seconds ago. Game, it's first
Speaker 6: and goal from the seven. They run a play like
Speaker 6: the five, the three, Michigan doesn't use their time out.
Speaker 6: You're taking me, and the game is over. They ran
Speaker 6: another play and scored a touchdown.
Speaker 4: Yep, coverage down, baby, coverage downlaire I hit that shit
Speaker 4: like a northern.
Speaker 1: Uh let's see, Shay anything you want to recomp here
Speaker 1: from last week? Uh yeah, main ou over forty three?
Speaker 1: That was easy, peasy. I gotta say Bill's minus six,
Speaker 1: wrong fucking side there, it was back. That was a
Speaker 1: big dumb bet by me.
Speaker 3: I saw. I saw stat after the fact about the
Speaker 3: point total with Bill's Dolphins, and it's like to the
Speaker 3: over the last like twenty.
Speaker 1: I read that wrong. It's ship Uh yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 7: So obviously everyone saw how that game ended. Did you
Speaker 7: see Tua's passing yards for that game?
Speaker 1: Oh that was Oh wait, did they that last play
Speaker 1: the lateral like.
Speaker 3: Negative twenty seven yards or something?
Speaker 7: His passing prop was two forty three and a half.
Speaker 7: He had two fifty four with five seconds left, and
Speaker 7: then they threw the completion. Wattle ran back twenty four
Speaker 7: yards and look.
Speaker 4: Here's my question. He threw it to somebody besides wattle right,
Speaker 4: and they lateraled the watch, so that's how they score
Speaker 4: that ship.
Speaker 3: I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 7: If you complete a pass, yeah, that's automatically receiving whatever.
Speaker 1: After that, especially on the laterals. That's that's a joker
Speaker 1: moment for some time.
Speaker 3: There's some broken out there. Yeah yeah, some guy who
Speaker 3: had his parents' last two thousand dollars student loan props. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right. That brings us to this week. Larry's had
Speaker 1: his mind on other things. He's got a big day
Speaker 1: tomorrow with his daughter, but carving out enough time to
Speaker 1: spread this information across America. All right, so where do
Speaker 1: you want to start?
Speaker 6: I'm going to start with the obviously college. But uh,
Speaker 6: I did these picks like twelve thirty last night, lying
Speaker 6: in bed when I got home hurting, the room was spinning,
Speaker 6: So I hope might have circled some wrong ones here.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, no, no, no, we're not doing this.
Speaker 2: We're not We're not doing this.
Speaker 6: These are best and my uh roomsman, last night I
Speaker 6: better games. Let that we're going to watch tonight at
Speaker 6: the rehearsal dinner with my Irish groomsman. Okay, I'm the
Speaker 6: under but we'll talk that out right now.
Speaker 1: But I don't want excuses. Every week is an excuse.
Speaker 1: You just gave me an excuse that you were drunk
Speaker 1: last night in bed and you might have circled some wrong,
Speaker 1: wrong teams.
Speaker 3: That's probably his best excuse as far.
Speaker 6: Nothing like that. I have. I have Iowa minus a
Speaker 6: five and a half against UCLA.
Speaker 1: So, uh, I don't think it's that. I think it's
Speaker 1: seven and a half.
Speaker 6: Oh you know what I made this with. I don't
Speaker 6: want it.
Speaker 1: Take it off whoa Okay, little self control.
Speaker 6: Okay, seven and a half from five and a half,
Speaker 6: that's a big move. I want Boston College minus a
Speaker 6: two and a half against Syracuse.
Speaker 1: Uh, Larry, I was messing with you. Uh, the the
Speaker 1: line is, uh, Iowa minus six.
Speaker 6: I can get out, then I'll keep it. Okay, Iowa
Speaker 6: minus six I want against you because.
Speaker 1: We were gonna we were gonna have fun at your expense.
Speaker 1: But uh, that was it, that was the fun we had.
Speaker 6: Okay, continue Boston College minus the two and a half
Speaker 6: against Syracuse minus two. Okay, I'm not gonna I'm trying
Speaker 6: to trust my boy, right, so I'm not even gonna
Speaker 6: change these I'm just sitting in the car and my
Speaker 6: wife's in the jewelry store right now.
Speaker 1: So bad timing. What do you mean you in there
Speaker 1: with her? Dude, you got to pay for a wedding.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing, Larry?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know what she's doing in there.
Speaker 1: I know what she's doing.
Speaker 6: I don't care what she's doing. I want under Minnesota
Speaker 6: Rutgers under the forty six and a half, all right, okay,
Speaker 6: I want the over in the Clemson Virginia Tech game.
Speaker 6: I think it's fifty three or fifty three and a half,
Speaker 6: fifty two and a half coming down, Okay, fifty I'll
Speaker 6: keep that im. This is just a spike bet. Last
Speaker 6: night was still so fissed at Oregon. I'm taking Maryland
Speaker 6: getting this twenty five and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty Fuck Oregon, twenty four and a half.
Speaker 6: Twenty four. I don't care. I actually I actually rooted.
Speaker 6: If you kneel the games over, they score the touchdown,
Speaker 6: now they have to kick off. I was hoping it's
Speaker 6: a broken legs. I mean, it's unbelievably bad coaching.
Speaker 1: Larry.
Speaker 3: Put it on the table and take Maryland straight up.
Speaker 6: Yes, argue is going to win the game, but I
Speaker 6: just hope the gods come back and screw them a
Speaker 6: little bit. Then I want this is a bad bet too,
Speaker 6: but I want Alabama minus the three against.
Speaker 1: La Wow Nikes at night, and that's.
Speaker 6: That's a I know that's a bad bet, but I
Speaker 6: just hate that LSU coach.
Speaker 1: So what else do you have?
Speaker 6: Laiir plus Alabama minus and three against LSU? And then
Speaker 6: I have Missouri getting the two and a half against Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: You're actually getting three.
Speaker 6: Okay, so they're both threes Alabama and Missouri.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, perfect, Okay, all right, say no, I'll get
Speaker 1: to your NFL picks.
Speaker 3: I think Larry has one more.
Speaker 1: Oh you got one more college pick? No, just a missage, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: So we do that after we do everybody else's college
Speaker 1: picksh So it's your turn.
Speaker 4: Shot Penn State laying thirteen and a half against Washington.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to give you the nickname for Penn
Speaker 4: State because I'll probably be bleeped out. And then Orlando
Speaker 4: over the herbergandosiphile ads. I got over fifty five and
Speaker 4: a half right there, All right, South Kakilaki, wave your
Speaker 4: shirt around ladies. It's laying three and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, right now, there we go.
Speaker 4: I know I'm probably losing this because I'm going against
Speaker 4: my boy, but I have to diego Bobby, I know
Speaker 4: I love him. Cyclones laying three against the other Cyclones. Oh,
Speaker 4: I got. I got the wrong side of the Great
Speaker 4: War plus two.
Speaker 3: And a half against the same side.
Speaker 1: They're on the same side, right, No, I know they are,
Speaker 1: but Old Miss is definitely the wrong side. Okay, she
Speaker 1: got that mascot's all of a thing.
Speaker 8: Then the name alone.
Speaker 1: Miss the mascot? Come on, are we uh?
Speaker 8: Don Johnson in django.
Speaker 1: Old Miss? Yeah? I got. I got Big Daddy plus
Speaker 1: two and a half, Old Miss plus two and a half.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Georgia Tech plus ten and a half against the Hurricane
Speaker 4: Cocaine Cowboys. Memphis laying nine against the fucking Nerds. Oh man,
Speaker 4: that's it right.
Speaker 1: I watched Rice against As. I couldn't believe that I
Speaker 1: had Navy good Holy shit, I know they roughed them on.
Speaker 1: It's a drop off here, Danny, Yeah, Dylan.
Speaker 3: All right, Dan, I've got UCLA plus six against Iowa. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: you Saily scrappy Florida plus twenty one and a half
Speaker 3: against Texas. That's a lot of points. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I still am not totally.
Speaker 1: Didn't they just announce that Napier is going to keep
Speaker 1: his job at Florida. I think for some reason, I
Speaker 1: don't blame that bet whatsoever. Twenty and a half, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good number.
Speaker 3: Texas probably wind, but I don't think it's that much
Speaker 3: of a blowout.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: Tulane minus twenty seven against Temple to Lane's been a
Speaker 3: fucking force this year, and Temple might be is up
Speaker 3: there for worst team in the FBS. And I got
Speaker 3: Alabama LSU over the fifty eight two defenses that have
Speaker 3: not shown up at all. Okay, and I'm going the
Speaker 3: Attle of Utah dan Utah plus three and a half
Speaker 3: against by U. Utah has been a disappointment this year, big,
Speaker 3: big time, but I think they probably went out right.
Speaker 1: And they would love to spoil by U.
Speaker 3: They would love to. And then we missed one of
Speaker 3: Larry's picks.
Speaker 1: They got that Israelite at b Yu a quarterback, Yeah, smoking, yeah,
Speaker 1: the chosen quarterback, chosen QB. He's the only Jewish quarterback
Speaker 1: in the FBF. Yes, is that b Yu, which is
Speaker 1: obviously Larry also has sage. Rosen Fells. Didn't he go
Speaker 1: to Notre Dame. He was Jewish.
Speaker 3: There's some Jewish kids that go to like caterback school.
Speaker 1: Just saying yeah, that does sage does not sound Irish.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: It's definitely not irish. You said, Larry was Larry had
Speaker 3: one more pick that we that we miss. Okay, Larry
Speaker 3: had Rutgers in Minnesota under forty six and a half.
Speaker 1: Said that, Yeah, I thought we hit that. We did.
Speaker 1: We definitely all.
Speaker 3: Right, never mind, I may oh.
Speaker 1: I thought this was like there was a joke there.
Speaker 1: It was a big payoff. Now.
Speaker 3: I was just reading down the West and I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: Okay, just swinging a miss. No big deal, Dandy. All right, Larry,
Speaker 1: here you go.
Speaker 6: You want my NFL picks now? Yeah, okay, I want
Speaker 6: the under tonight in the Ravens Bengals game. That's fifty
Speaker 6: three fifty three, Okay, I have this is I have
Speaker 6: my Giants minus to six against the Panthers' probably the
Speaker 6: two worst teams in football.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got Giants minus eight.
Speaker 6: Wow, God, you know what that's I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Whoa, wow, you're giants, Larry, No control, Larry, Larry, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. The line is six, Okay.
Speaker 6: Then I'm keeping them again. All right, Giants minus six,
Speaker 6: I think this is I think jes Or locks are
Speaker 6: they're getting one.
Speaker 1: They're getting one.
Speaker 6: Just plus one against the Cardinals.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: I've been shortened the Chiefs for about two years. So
Speaker 6: I'm taking the Broncos on the eight and a half
Speaker 6: against the Chiefs, and I want the Lions minus three
Speaker 6: and a half against the Texans.
Speaker 1: All right, that'll do it for bad Larry Shay uh
Speaker 1: nfl Danny.
Speaker 4: I got Chargers money line, so parlay parlay. No, no,
Speaker 4: it's just two team parlay money line. I got the
Speaker 4: fighting Harball's money line against the Titans, and then I
Speaker 4: got the fighting Mike Tomlins against the Redskins. I refuse
Speaker 4: to erase Native Americans. It is the Redskins plus one
Speaker 4: eighty one. Mike Tomlin is legit, good against legit, good
Speaker 4: about it. I think he's going to dial up some bullets.
Speaker 4: Most coaches are good against ricky quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: Now, Mike McCarthy, I'll tell you right, I didn't think
Speaker 1: we were going to mention the Cowboys. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to know. Remember, we've grown.
Speaker 4: We know it makes me laugh, you know it makes
Speaker 4: me laugh. Danny dak Prescott towards Handy off the bone.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be out at least four weeks, maybe six.
Speaker 4: Trey Lance was traded for a fourth round and they're
Speaker 4: starting to half Ginger Cooper rush over him. Yes, if
Speaker 4: that ain't an indictment on the front office, specifically the
Speaker 4: goddamn general manager, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Well, they also brought in a wide receiver, Trey ming Dude, Danny,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm filling out your story. What did the
Speaker 1: Chiefs have to give up for DeAndre Hopkins fourth round?
Speaker 1: What did the Cowboys give up for Trey Mingo? They
Speaker 1: gave up a fourth and then seventh? Yeah, seventh.
Speaker 4: It's called elder abuse, and I don't I don't think
Speaker 4: it's okay. So that's me being a progressive.
Speaker 1: If Jerry Jones was running for president, he'd died, would
Speaker 1: would people would People say it doesn't make sense or
Speaker 1: he's too old. I mean, he's running the Cowboys. Jerry
Speaker 1: Jones is a definition of anacon, and those days are
Speaker 1: numbered he is not in the political spectrum anymore. He
Speaker 1: was at George W. Bush acolyte friend favor. He ain't.
Speaker 1: This is the wrong political climate for Jerry Jones. Thank god,
Speaker 1: thank god. Do you have any other picks here? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 4: I got the Pats plus six just because of the
Speaker 4: election against the Rioters. I got the Cards laying one
Speaker 4: against the Hiauascas, and then I got the Bills laying
Speaker 4: four against the Joe Flacco's.
Speaker 1: So you're not you and Bat Larrier opposite with the
Speaker 1: Jets Cardinals. Guy, Yeah, I mean the only reason I
Speaker 1: bet the Cardinals is because of the revenge spot from
Speaker 1: the Hail Mary. That's it. Oh, okay, literally it okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: your turn.
Speaker 3: All right, Dan, tonight, I've got Mark Andrews first touchdown score,
Speaker 3: first twelve hundred. I need this, I need I am
Speaker 3: that right. Yes, I've written off betting against or taking
Speaker 3: the IOWA under I'm not fading Indiana anymore. I'm making
Speaker 3: rules for myself. Okay, that might sort of break the rules.
Speaker 3: But Bill's minus four against the Colts, like Shay over here,
Speaker 3: Bronco's money line against the Chiefs.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ Dude's do eighty.
Speaker 3: This is the team the Chiefs lose to. It's someone
Speaker 3: in their division. When they're like fucking seven eight point favorites.
Speaker 1: How do you not go for two? I agree? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do you not that spot? You know, like I
Speaker 1: got to kill I got to kill Mahomes in overtime?
Speaker 1: You want Mahomes?
Speaker 3: You know what that You know what the end result
Speaker 3: is going to be if you go to overtime.
Speaker 1: So just you saw Baker Mayfield's reaction. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like shit and then not automatically gets the ball.
Speaker 3: It takes all the wind out of your sales.
Speaker 1: Look at the number of plays the Bucks defense was
Speaker 1: on the field. Chiefs had so many more plays than them.
Speaker 1: You want to go now, try it now. But if
Speaker 1: you go to overtime, you lose.
Speaker 3: Live by the sword, die by this.
Speaker 1: Exactly what else do you have there? Deal?
Speaker 3: So Broncos money line, I've got the Stillers plus three
Speaker 3: against the Commanders as well. I also actually like them
Speaker 3: to win out right too. Managers have been cooking a
Speaker 3: little too much. D crook Ye and Lions minus three
Speaker 3: and a half against the Texans because I've crunched the numbers.
Speaker 3: Dan and the Lions are amazing at covering the spread,
Speaker 3: so I'm done betting against them for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1: Well that brings us to the conclusion. By the way,
Speaker 1: Shan Irving, whose podcast Wherever You Get Your Pop, had
Speaker 1: an election reaction podcast last night. Danny went really well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just me and the Internet a little solo
Speaker 4: pie last about forty seven minutes.
Speaker 1: Broke a lot of ground, told a lot of truths.
Speaker 1: How did how did social media treat you?
Speaker 7: Um?
Speaker 1: No, I've gotten beat up. I kind of live tweeted
Speaker 1: the roommate's reaction to the election, So that was pretty
Speaker 1: entertaining for the people. If your wife needs somebody to
Speaker 1: speak to.
Speaker 3: This is the this is the chests, the chess match happening.
Speaker 4: I mean, she needs to restock on the red wine
Speaker 4: before she talks to anybody. I think because we ran
Speaker 4: out quick, like eleven thirty, we were dry. I'm going
Speaker 4: to bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean your your stockman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not drinking. No I'm not exactly.
Speaker 4: So she hammered it all and Mike my idea was
Speaker 4: to wake her up at like three in the morning
Speaker 4: with the house alarm and tell her the National Guard
Speaker 4: is here to take her to one of the camps.
Speaker 3: Wow, it would be a great last joke that you
Speaker 3: ever get to pull on her.
Speaker 1: I just waved goodbye with the National Guards. Put her
Speaker 1: in the back of a van.
Speaker 3: Just gooner.
Speaker 1: Have your three daughters out there? Well, I wish you
Speaker 1: had the right opinions. Goodbye, good bye. Okay, that's it,
Speaker 1: We've we've done it. It's a big day, Larry. I'll
Speaker 1: see tomorrow afternoon. Now is this black tie?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay? How many tuxes do you own? I only I
Speaker 1: think I have two? Man of the People.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a tuch show?
Speaker 1: No, I'm like I'm like Russell Wilson. I keep a
Speaker 1: tuxedo in the back of my.
Speaker 3: Car and all to you never know when you're gonna
Speaker 3: need it. I actually I have a tux from orchestra
Speaker 3: in high school. It does not fit anymore. You were
Speaker 3: in the orchestra, Virgin, I have first of all. First
Speaker 3: of all, I was crushing pussy back then. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: was in the orchestra. I played the upright base.
Speaker 1: You would.
Speaker 3: You had to wear some fucking TUXI.
Speaker 1: The upright bass. Yeah. I can't even play bass like
Speaker 1: a badass would.
Speaker 3: No, I played that the upright bass I was in
Speaker 3: the jazz band. Also, I hadn't played the electric base.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really popular in high school. Let me tell you. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Larry, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon. Good luck with
Speaker 1: all the festivities tonight, and uh with your speech.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys, Larry.
Speaker 3: What's the deal tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Good luck with the jewelry store layer.
Speaker 6: Fifteen minutes ago, my wife gave me a big smile
Speaker 6: and and said she's walking home. So she's on her
Speaker 6: way home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 6: Was walking very slowly, so I'm gonna go pick her up.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 6: We'll see you tomorrow, guys, have fun. Good luck, Dylan.
Speaker 6: I hope you win that. What was it the money
Speaker 6: line the first time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mark Andrews, Mark Andrews, Yeah, I want that.
Speaker 6: I want that.
Speaker 3: Those touch those tight ends in primetime are very feisty.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Larry. That's a bad lay badler,
Speaker 1: big day tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I don't think Shane and Are you're not going to
Speaker 3: make it. There's some time constraints.
Speaker 1: The roommate's going to la on Friday, and she has
Speaker 1: to leave the house at nine to get to l
Speaker 1: GA for the overnighter, so I got to be home
Speaker 1: by nine. I don't know how the hell i'd be
Speaker 1: home by night, so two and a half hour drive.
Speaker 1: You said that's bullshit, and I am. You probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: be in good shape.
Speaker 4: No, it'll probably a mistake for me to come back
Speaker 4: go to layers relapse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want your relapse in Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then I come back home to the roommate who
Speaker 4: has to get on a plane to leave us alone
Speaker 4: for three they're there with the three. She would be
Speaker 4: freaking the fucking and you relapse or or I relapse
Speaker 4: on alcohol, buy some cocaine in New Jersey because it's
Speaker 4: New Jersey, and then.
Speaker 3: I get down the city in the way down, or
Speaker 3: get it out.
Speaker 1: From my boy pistol on the way.
Speaker 4: Down and our boy pistol, our boy pistol rip a
Speaker 4: couple of bumps on the way home, and I come
Speaker 4: home sober right rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you parent ready to parent the ship out of
Speaker 3: that parent that ship.
Speaker 4: Out of those kids, discipline structure right away, I think,
Speaker 4: just or don't go. I wouldn't go.
Speaker 3: I had my my Tony soprano costume that I didn't
Speaker 3: get to wear for Halloween that I was going to
Speaker 3: wear to the wedding.
Speaker 1: Well, you're single. You don't have any real restrictions. You
Speaker 1: could go.
Speaker 3: I'm not single. I just don't have three daughters.
Speaker 2: You ain't, Yes, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't file anything on any paperwork single, Like do
Speaker 3: you swipe?
Speaker 1: You know, write any.
Speaker 3: First of all? Let's uh now, okay.
Speaker 8: Good answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you know, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't do that. I don't do that ship anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a girlfriend. Why would I Why? Why
Speaker 3: did I do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Let me tell you why you would?
Speaker 3: Yeah from shay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 8: Wait, it's called fun you're in love?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, just get her pregnant.
Speaker 3: Then I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 8: Because that means so happy that you're don't.
Speaker 1: Have to do anything.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'll have to do something.
Speaker 1: You won't have to take care of the baby. Okay
Speaker 1: the rest of your life? No, you don't know, you don't. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to one stay married. You don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to the doctor for myself.
Speaker 1: Let alone. Why would you go to the doctor for her?
Speaker 3: Like the kid?
Speaker 1: Why is that what you do. No, Yeah, you go
Speaker 1: there and see the ultra sound. Nope, then you no
Speaker 1: hands and then you nope.
Speaker 3: You don't have to do any of that.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 8: So you just pay for stuff.
Speaker 1: None of that's required, none of it. So you just
Speaker 1: give them money, health care, all that ship, you know,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's it. Then you show up with a
Speaker 1: baby's born.
Speaker 3: All right, fuck it, I'm sold. Then yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Get a night nurse to do the titty work. You're done. Man,
Speaker 1: it's easy. It's easy.
Speaker 3: I know. I never had broken down like that.
Speaker 1: How about we, uh we we close up shop here.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to shade when it comes to that, have
Speaker 1: more kids. Don't listen to these cowards. I would have more,
Speaker 1: me too, I would have another couple. I told you that.
Speaker 3: Would you want like a one year old kid running around?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would. It would be a joy and a
Speaker 1: blessed Yeah, totally agree.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a puppy. I have a puppy.
Speaker 3: You can you can leave both in a hot car.
Speaker 8: Wait, should I have not stopped that one?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: You should have? No, No, because you you struggled just
Speaker 1: to have one.
Speaker 9: It feels like, well, yeah, because year and a year out,
Speaker 9: we got to take my son to his surgeon.
Speaker 8: My son had surgery.
Speaker 1: That's different.
Speaker 8: Yeah, twelve twelve hours after he was born.
Speaker 1: That's different. Oh, why don't you bring the whole podcast down.
Speaker 1: I mean we're we were just having fun of was lighthearted.
Speaker 8: But he's all good that he still wants to see
Speaker 8: your house. Yeah, goes there, He goes, huh, how much
Speaker 8: you think?
Speaker 9: Like something like this goes for I said, you can't
Speaker 9: ask Dan how much his house costs?
Speaker 3: Would you pay for this joint?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: That's he was like, can I ask him Dan? Like, no,
Speaker 9: stop calling him by the way, you ask him?
Speaker 1: What's the insurance claim on this? That's all you got
Speaker 1: to ask?
Speaker 3: Well, Dan, what would you rather call you than Dan?
Speaker 1: Danny? Mister?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Boss? Has happened with kids calling like grown ups by
Speaker 1: their first name. Every single friend of my kids calls
Speaker 1: me Shay, and I'm like, who.
Speaker 3: The hell I think if you meet them as an adult, Like,
Speaker 3: if I meet you as an adult, I'm.
Speaker 1: Old.
Speaker 3: My friends from like growing up whose parents like I
Speaker 3: grew up with, like they're still mister and missus.
Speaker 1: Yes, great, but it's different now, dude, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: I'm say like, hey call me Shay Never Irving. Yeah,
Speaker 3: hell yeah, doctor Irving.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous. All right, Uh, that's it. We've done everything we
Speaker 1: possible he can do and then some. So for bad
Speaker 1: Larry Bill and the graphics Gun Shae In Irving, Marvin
Speaker 1: Picture Deray and yours truly have a spectacular weekend.