WEBVTT - Episode 139: Swing And A Miss 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the kitchen table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.840 The podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:29.480 the Graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.519 Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Now we have 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:38.040 Dylan is here, Shay is here. Also Ray the Interurn, 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.960 Marvin is here. We're gonna call bad Larry. Bad Larry 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.440 doesn't join us in studio. He's down at the Jersey Shore. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.040 But we're gonna mess with Larry. What we're gonna do 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:50.440 is give him fake lines because Larry goes by the newspaper, 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:52.320 the New York Post. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.120 From a week prior. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.680 Yeah, and he's always wrong, and we thought we're going 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:59.160 to inflate these numbers, so we really mess with him. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.880 So Marvin, if you're ready to call bad Larry and 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:07.360 then we can start this god forsaken podcast. Man, it's 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:11.319 great to see everybody. By the way, is that your 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:12.520 post election haircut. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:16.839 This is my ready for war haircut Januar six person, 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.319 Nancy Pelosi. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.280 Do you think Paul made it through that one? 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:23.920 Here the hammer guy. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.880 We're gonna make January sixth look like a picnic data 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:28.520 We're not. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:32.080 Yeah, we're taken over. How did your wife handle all 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.880 the roommate is in shambles? Yeah? 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.640 So I came home yesterday and I was like, hey, 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:43.440 how's everybody doing here? Are we okay? And she flipped out. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.279 She lost it. Oh no, she was like, you can't 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.760 talk about it like that. It's more important than you. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:55.040 First off, you are a very fancy tennis mom. Your 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.400 life is fine, nothing will change. You are not an 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.880 illegal immigrant. Like, what what are you worried about? Honestly, relax, 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.240 Larry there, Yeah, here, I'm here Dan. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:06.880 How you doing, Buddy? 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:12.200 Good? Good, big day tomorrow, Big day today? Well, no, 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:14.240 bigger day tomorrow. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.480 Bigger day tomorrow. Out last night late with a couple 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.880 of the groomsmen. I'm hurting, you know, I did my 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.799 twenty bud Wat was like I'm supposed to and then 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:27.480 they started ordering coffee martinis and. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:33.640 Moscow mules expresso not coffee. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:36.919 I thought they were quite expressed on martinis. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:37.200 Whatever. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.200 I don't think that crap. But I did taste the 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:40.639 Moscow mules. They weren't bad. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.760 Actually, did you throw up, Larry? 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:43.600 No? 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:47.239 I did not. My wife woke me up a little 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:53.160 too early this morning for what are you kidding me? Shay, 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.160 you got three daughters. I pity you already. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.359 Yeah, but this is it, Larry, You're done. I'm yeah, 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:00.000 I haven't really. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.240 I got to write the speech tonight, I guess. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.760 Oh wow, A long way to. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:06.080 Have you started. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.160 No, can we crowdsource the speech? 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.280 You're not gonna want to. I think I'm gonna just 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:14.040 add a littit. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:18.880 No, no, not not for your your daughter's wedding. Don't 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.320 and don't get up there and think you're funny and 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.680 playing to you know, Oh no. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.040 No'll there'll be no joke. It's going to be two minutes, Dan. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.840 Okay, that is good. That's that's nice. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.560 Always go shorter. Always. Are you going to cry? Where 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:33.920 you know? 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:36.160 When I've been going over in my head? Yeah, I 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.200 think I probably will cry. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.680 Yeah, I've never seen you cry. I've only known you 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:40.920 what thirty years? 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.600 Yeah? I haven't probably cried in a long time. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.360 Is this your only daughter. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.280 Now as I'm thinking about it. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.920 Oh wait, you're going to cry now on the podcast. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.440 I'm just I'm I'm doing the podcast, but I'm trying 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.920 to formulate some kind of story for tomorrow night. I've 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.120 really wish I could do it tonight at the rehearsal dinner. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:03.160 How old is your daughter? 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.119 Larry thirty three? 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:09.720 Okay, all right, letting go. I get it walking down 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:13.560 the aisle. Yeah, I would be I would melt. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.520 I'm not. I'm not looking forward to the speech. I'll 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:17.400 tell you that right now. 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:21.160 Well, I will get there for the reception. I won't 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:22.400 be there for the ceremony. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.360 That's funny, That's fine. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.240 Okay now, but I'm just letting you know. I get 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.400 through the show and the wedding starts an hour later, 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:30.760 it's going to take me two and a half hours 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.480 to get down there. 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.240 Yeah, and you wonder why I don't do these podcasts? Then? 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.279 Wow, wait where did that come from. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:40.880 I'm just saying, I know that's a tough two and 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.080 a half hours. And on a Friday with the weather 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:44.640 is nice, I mean it's eighty degree. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:48.680 We do the podcast on Thursday. What does that have 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.479 to do with Friday? Right. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.920 I'm feeling bad for your traffic tomorrow. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.640 I know, but it's going to be a ship drive. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.160 I know when I get there, I get there and 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:00.200 then I don't. 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:01.679 Dan, have you thought about going by boat? 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.039 I have not have a helicopter, Danny. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:06.360 Yeah, but you could blade it. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.680 Yeah, you could do that if you really. Then I 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.040 don't want to die going to Bad Larry's daughter's. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.920 It does seem like got a shitty last ye. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.479 If I died in a private plane or a helicopter, 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.880 I would feel like that's God's just yes, like that's 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:21.320 what you get. 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.000 Could be right, yeah, yeah, among other things. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.120 Let me recap here. Bad Larry lost one unit, so 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:35.320 you're now at plus seven correct. Yeah, wow, Dylan lost six. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:39.000 Man, you're at minus twenty three and a half. Small 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.000 sat back then for a major comeback. 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:45.760 Shay won a unit and you're up two and a half. Uh, Dylan, 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.560 I think won the Diego Pobby Award. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.440 I hate this fucking thing. I literally had it the 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.280 entire time. Almost, Okay, you do one week. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:54.560 I don't. 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.080 I don't even Dan, you gotta explain to me what 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.720 it's for, like the worst beat or just like. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:02.560 Shitty picks week. That's like Dylan. 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:03.960 Minus twenty three and a half. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.880 You should have it every week, hey, Larry, go fuck yourself. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:13.080 Dylan had main covering against Oklahoma, unbelievable, lost by forty five. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.240 All right, look good for a while. 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:20.240 I faded Indiana. Yeah, Texans alternate spread that one. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.280 I actually really was confident about that one too. God 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.560 and Iowa, Dan, which, I have some new rules for 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:28.800 myself this week that we can do. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.240 I'm not gonna let you bet on Iowa. Those are 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.600 part of the night, right, I can't. Yeah, like, I'm 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:34.120 good there. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.760 Actually, you know, I saw a funny little stat today 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.000 that they're eight and one to the over the season, 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.200 the best in the FBS. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.800 Yes, because of what happened last year. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.359 I know it's it's it's penance. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.479 For it's a market correction. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.440 Yeah yeah, yeah they I didn't know they priced that 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:53.919 one in last year already. But yeah, lovey. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.960 Let's see bad Larry didn't do well in college, did 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.320 really well in the NFL. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.560 Like I killed the college. Can we talk about that 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:02.320 Oregon game? 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.920 Oh my god, son. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:08.520 Fourteen and a half, you're up fourteen. Michigan has one 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.200 time out left. There's forty seconds ago. Game, it's first 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.800 and goal from the seven. They run a play like 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.960 the five, the three, Michigan doesn't use their time out. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.560 You're taking me, and the game is over. They ran 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.080 another play and scored a touchdown. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:25.680 Yep, coverage down, baby, coverage downlaire I hit that shit 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:26.920 like a northern. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:32.200 Uh let's see, Shay anything you want to recomp here 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:36.000 from last week? Uh yeah, main ou over forty three? 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:40.280 That was easy, peasy. I gotta say Bill's minus six, 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:44.480 wrong fucking side there, it was back. That was a 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:45.600 big dumb bet by me. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:49.080 I saw. I saw stat after the fact about the 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.280 point total with Bill's Dolphins, and it's like to the 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.200 over the last like twenty. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:59.480 I read that wrong. It's ship Uh yeah, yeah right. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.560 So obviously everyone saw how that game ended. Did you 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.920 see Tua's passing yards for that game? 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.720 Oh that was Oh wait, did they that last play 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:10.600 the lateral like. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.600 Negative twenty seven yards or something? 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.000 His passing prop was two forty three and a half. 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.600 He had two fifty four with five seconds left, and 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.280 then they threw the completion. Wattle ran back twenty four 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:21.360 yards and look. 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:25.040 Here's my question. He threw it to somebody besides wattle right, 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.080 and they lateraled the watch, so that's how they score 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:28.520 that ship. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:29.760 I guess, I don't know. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:33.280 If you complete a pass, yeah, that's automatically receiving whatever. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:39.240 After that, especially on the laterals. That's that's a joker 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:40.120 moment for some time. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.560 There's some broken out there. Yeah yeah, some guy who 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:49.600 had his parents' last two thousand dollars student loan props. Yeah. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.600 All right. That brings us to this week. Larry's had 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.600 his mind on other things. He's got a big day 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:59.280 tomorrow with his daughter, but carving out enough time to 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.400 spread this information across America. All right, so where do 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:04.359 you want to start? 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.960 I'm going to start with the obviously college. But uh, 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.080 I did these picks like twelve thirty last night, lying 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.200 in bed when I got home hurting, the room was spinning, 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.199 So I hope might have circled some wrong ones here. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.120 Wait wait, no, no, no, we're not doing this. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.760 We're not We're not doing this. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.560 These are best and my uh roomsman, last night I 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.120 better games. Let that we're going to watch tonight at 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.480 the rehearsal dinner with my Irish groomsman. Okay, I'm the 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.440 under but we'll talk that out right now. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.480 But I don't want excuses. Every week is an excuse. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:38.760 You just gave me an excuse that you were drunk 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.160 last night in bed and you might have circled some wrong, 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:42.079 wrong teams. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.040 That's probably his best excuse as far. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.199 Nothing like that. I have. I have Iowa minus a 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:48.640 five and a half against UCLA. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:52.679 So, uh, I don't think it's that. I think it's 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:53.360 seven and a half. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:10:00.280 Oh you know what I made this with. I don't 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:00.520 want it. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.040 Take it off whoa Okay, little self control. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.520 Okay, seven and a half from five and a half, 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.280 that's a big move. I want Boston College minus a 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.640 two and a half against Syracuse. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:18.640 Uh, Larry, I was messing with you. Uh, the the 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.480 line is, uh, Iowa minus six. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.400 I can get out, then I'll keep it. Okay, Iowa 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.720 minus six I want against you because. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.760 We were gonna we were gonna have fun at your expense. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.200 But uh, that was it, that was the fun we had. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:36.880 Okay, continue Boston College minus the two and a half 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:41.320 against Syracuse minus two. Okay, I'm not gonna I'm trying 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:42.840 to trust my boy, right, so I'm not even gonna 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.360 change these I'm just sitting in the car and my 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:45.839 wife's in the jewelry store right now. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.240 So bad timing. What do you mean you in there 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.280 with her? Dude, you got to pay for a wedding. 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:52.839 What the fuck are you doing, Larry? 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.959 I don't know. I don't know what she's doing in there. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:56.040 I know what she's doing. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:01.160 I don't care what she's doing. I want under Minnesota 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.840 Rutgers under the forty six and a half, all right, okay, 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.480 I want the over in the Clemson Virginia Tech game. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:09.560 I think it's fifty three or fifty three and a half, 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.319 fifty two and a half coming down, Okay, fifty I'll 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.200 keep that im. This is just a spike bet. Last 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.280 night was still so fissed at Oregon. I'm taking Maryland 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:20.600 getting this twenty five and a half. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:24.840 Yeah, twenty Fuck Oregon, twenty four and a half. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:29.240 Twenty four. I don't care. I actually I actually rooted. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.880 If you kneel the games over, they score the touchdown, 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:33.640 now they have to kick off. I was hoping it's 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.520 a broken legs. I mean, it's unbelievably bad coaching. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:38.120 Larry. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.480 Put it on the table and take Maryland straight up. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:45.120 Yes, argue is going to win the game, but I 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.079 just hope the gods come back and screw them a 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.640 little bit. Then I want this is a bad bet too, 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.839 but I want Alabama minus the three against. 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:56.400 La Wow Nikes at night, and that's. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.040 That's a I know that's a bad bet, but I 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:59.520 just hate that LSU coach. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.720 So what else do you have? 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.920 Laiir plus Alabama minus and three against LSU? And then 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.280 I have Missouri getting the two and a half against Oklahoma. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:10.160 You're actually getting three. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.960 Okay, so they're both threes Alabama and Missouri. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:19.000 Yeah, okay, perfect, Okay, all right, say no, I'll get 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:20.240 to your NFL picks. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:21.800 I think Larry has one more. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:26.240 Oh you got one more college pick? No, just a missage, okay, yeah, 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:29.560 So we do that after we do everybody else's college 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:30.920 picksh So it's your turn. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:34.880 Shot Penn State laying thirteen and a half against Washington. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.560 I'm not going to give you the nickname for Penn 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:40.679 State because I'll probably be bleeped out. And then Orlando 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:44.079 over the herbergandosiphile ads. I got over fifty five and 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:47.720 a half right there, All right, South Kakilaki, wave your 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.080 shirt around ladies. It's laying three and a half. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:54.680 Yeah, I know, right now, there we go. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.160 I know I'm probably losing this because I'm going against 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:02.440 my boy, but I have to diego Bobby, I know 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:11.840 I love him. Cyclones laying three against the other Cyclones. Oh, 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.920 I got. I got the wrong side of the Great 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:15.360 War plus two. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.840 And a half against the same side. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.760 They're on the same side, right, No, I know they are, 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.920 but Old Miss is definitely the wrong side. Okay, she 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.199 got that mascot's all of a thing. 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:29.680 Then the name alone. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:34.200 Miss the mascot? Come on, are we uh? 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.120 Don Johnson in django. 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.880 Old Miss? Yeah? I got. I got Big Daddy plus 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.600 two and a half, Old Miss plus two and a half. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:46.880 Yeah. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:47.560 Uh. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:51.359 Georgia Tech plus ten and a half against the Hurricane 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:58.200 Cocaine Cowboys. Memphis laying nine against the fucking Nerds. Oh man, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:13:58.760 that's it right. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:01.480 I watched Rice against As. I couldn't believe that I 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:05.199 had Navy good Holy shit, I know they roughed them on. 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.560 It's a drop off here, Danny, Yeah, Dylan. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:14.840 All right, Dan, I've got UCLA plus six against Iowa. No, yeah, 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:19.560 you Saily scrappy Florida plus twenty one and a half 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:23.000 against Texas. That's a lot of points. I don't know, 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.200 but I still am not totally. 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:28.080 Didn't they just announce that Napier is going to keep 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.920 his job at Florida. I think for some reason, I 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.400 don't blame that bet whatsoever. Twenty and a half, Yeah, 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.240 that's a good number. 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.680 Texas probably wind, but I don't think it's that much 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.320 of a blowout. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:38.960 I agree. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:43.680 Tulane minus twenty seven against Temple to Lane's been a 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.040 fucking force this year, and Temple might be is up 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.280 there for worst team in the FBS. And I got 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:56.600 Alabama LSU over the fifty eight two defenses that have 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.840 not shown up at all. Okay, and I'm going the 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.360 Attle of Utah dan Utah plus three and a half 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:06.520 against by U. Utah has been a disappointment this year, big, 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:10.200 big time, but I think they probably went out right. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:11.880 And they would love to spoil by U. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.160 They would love to. And then we missed one of 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:14.920 Larry's picks. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:19.160 They got that Israelite at b Yu a quarterback, Yeah, smoking, yeah, 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:23.680 the chosen quarterback, chosen QB. He's the only Jewish quarterback 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.560 in the FBF. Yes, is that b Yu, which is 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:31.920 obviously Larry also has sage. Rosen Fells. Didn't he go 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:33.960 to Notre Dame. He was Jewish. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.280 There's some Jewish kids that go to like caterback school. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:41.400 Just saying yeah, that does sage does not sound Irish. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:42.400 I'll tell you that. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:46.160 It's definitely not irish. You said, Larry was Larry had 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:49.600 one more pick that we that we miss. Okay, Larry 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.960 had Rutgers in Minnesota under forty six and a half. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.720 Said that, Yeah, I thought we hit that. We did. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.000 We definitely all. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.640 Right, never mind, I may oh. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.240 I thought this was like there was a joke there. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:03.560 It was a big payoff. Now. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.640 I was just reading down the West and I didn't realize. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:10.600 Okay, just swinging a miss. No big deal, Dandy. All right, Larry, 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:11.280 here you go. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:17.720 You want my NFL picks now? Yeah, okay, I want 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.600 the under tonight in the Ravens Bengals game. That's fifty 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:25.920 three fifty three, Okay, I have this is I have 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.920 my Giants minus to six against the Panthers' probably the 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.200 two worst teams in football. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:31.800 Yeah, I got Giants minus eight. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:41.480 Wow, God, you know what that's I don't want it. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:47.360 Whoa, wow, you're giants, Larry, No control, Larry, Larry, I'm 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:51.000 just kidding. The line is six, Okay. 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:55.800 Then I'm keeping them again. All right, Giants minus six, 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:02.680 I think this is I think jes Or locks are 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:03.560 they're getting one. 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:04.280 They're getting one. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.200 Just plus one against the Cardinals. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:07.600 Right. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.560 I've been shortened the Chiefs for about two years. So 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.240 I'm taking the Broncos on the eight and a half 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:17.360 against the Chiefs, and I want the Lions minus three 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:18.720 and a half against the Texans. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:22.600 All right, that'll do it for bad Larry Shay uh 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:23.679 nfl Danny. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:28.560 I got Chargers money line, so parlay parlay. No, no, 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.879 it's just two team parlay money line. I got the 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.600 fighting Harball's money line against the Titans, and then I 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:43.080 got the fighting Mike Tomlins against the Redskins. I refuse 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:47.000 to erase Native Americans. It is the Redskins plus one 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:55.040 eighty one. Mike Tomlin is legit, good against legit, good 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:56.719 about it. I think he's going to dial up some bullets. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.760 Most coaches are good against ricky quarterbacks. 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:03.040 Now, Mike McCarthy, I'll tell you right, I didn't think 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.720 we were going to mention the Cowboys. I didn't want 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.920 to I don't want to know. Remember, we've grown. 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:08.840 We know it makes me laugh, you know it makes 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.480 me laugh. Danny dak Prescott towards Handy off the bone. 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:14.960 He's gonna be out at least four weeks, maybe six. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:21.480 Trey Lance was traded for a fourth round and they're 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.560 starting to half Ginger Cooper rush over him. Yes, if 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:29.800 that ain't an indictment on the front office, specifically the 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:32.199 goddamn general manager, I don't know what it is. 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:37.359 Well, they also brought in a wide receiver, Trey ming Dude, Danny, 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:42.080 I'm just I'm filling out your story. What did the 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:45.280 Chiefs have to give up for DeAndre Hopkins fourth round? 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.879 What did the Cowboys give up for Trey Mingo? They 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.720 gave up a fourth and then seventh? Yeah, seventh. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:59.800 It's called elder abuse, and I don't I don't think 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:03.119 it's okay. So that's me being a progressive. 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:08.359 If Jerry Jones was running for president, he'd died, would 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:13.080 would people would People say it doesn't make sense or 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.640 he's too old. I mean, he's running the Cowboys. Jerry 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:19.399 Jones is a definition of anacon, and those days are 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:23.480 numbered he is not in the political spectrum anymore. He 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:28.320 was at George W. Bush acolyte friend favor. He ain't. 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:31.399 This is the wrong political climate for Jerry Jones. Thank god, 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:34.760 thank god. Do you have any other picks here? Yeah? 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:35.000 I do. 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.080 I got the Pats plus six just because of the 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:43.800 election against the Rioters. I got the Cards laying one 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:47.160 against the Hiauascas, and then I got the Bills laying 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:49.399 four against the Joe Flacco's. 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:55.560 So you're not you and Bat Larrier opposite with the 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:57.960 Jets Cardinals. Guy, Yeah, I mean the only reason I 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:00.840 bet the Cardinals is because of the revenge spot from 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:07.439