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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.

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Speaker 2: The podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love

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Speaker 2: of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan

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Speaker 2: the Graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Now we have

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Speaker 1: Dylan is here, Shay is here. Also Ray the Interurn,

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Speaker 1: Marvin is here. We're gonna call bad Larry. Bad Larry

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Speaker 1: doesn't join us in studio. He's down at the Jersey Shore.

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Speaker 1: But we're gonna mess with Larry. What we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: is give him fake lines because Larry goes by the newspaper,

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Speaker 1: the New York Post.

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Speaker 3: From a week prior.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's always wrong, and we thought we're going

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Speaker 1: to inflate these numbers, so we really mess with him.

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Speaker 1: So Marvin, if you're ready to call bad Larry and

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Speaker 1: then we can start this god forsaken podcast. Man, it's

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Speaker 1: great to see everybody. By the way, is that your

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Speaker 1: post election haircut.

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Speaker 4: This is my ready for war haircut Januar six person,

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Speaker 4: Nancy Pelosi.

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Speaker 1: Do you think Paul made it through that one?

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Speaker 3: Here the hammer guy.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna make January sixth look like a picnic data

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Speaker 4: We're not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taken over. How did your wife handle all

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Speaker 1: the roommate is in shambles? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So I came home yesterday and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 4: how's everybody doing here? Are we okay? And she flipped out.

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Speaker 5: She lost it. Oh no, she was like, you can't

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Speaker 5: talk about it like that. It's more important than you.

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Speaker 5: First off, you are a very fancy tennis mom. Your

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Speaker 5: life is fine, nothing will change. You are not an

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Speaker 5: illegal immigrant. Like, what what are you worried about? Honestly, relax,

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Speaker 5: Larry there, Yeah, here, I'm here Dan.

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Speaker 6: How you doing, Buddy?

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Speaker 1: Good? Good, big day tomorrow, Big day today? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: bigger day tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: Bigger day tomorrow. Out last night late with a couple

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Speaker 6: of the groomsmen. I'm hurting, you know, I did my

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Speaker 6: twenty bud Wat was like I'm supposed to and then

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Speaker 6: they started ordering coffee martinis and.

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Speaker 1: Moscow mules expresso not coffee.

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Speaker 6: I thought they were quite expressed on martinis.

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Speaker 1: Whatever.

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Speaker 6: I don't think that crap. But I did taste the

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Speaker 6: Moscow mules. They weren't bad.

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Speaker 3: Actually, did you throw up, Larry?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 6: I did not. My wife woke me up a little

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Speaker 6: too early this morning for what are you kidding me? Shay,

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Speaker 6: you got three daughters. I pity you already.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is it, Larry, You're done. I'm yeah,

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Speaker 6: I got to write the speech tonight, I guess.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, A long way to.

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Speaker 3: Have you started.

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Speaker 1: No, can we crowdsource the speech?

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Speaker 6: You're not gonna want to. I think I'm gonna just

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Speaker 1: No, no, not not for your your daughter's wedding. Don't

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Speaker 1: and don't get up there and think you're funny and

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Speaker 1: playing to you know, Oh no.

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Speaker 6: No'll there'll be no joke. It's going to be two minutes, Dan.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that is good. That's that's nice.

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Speaker 1: Always go shorter. Always. Are you going to cry? Where

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Speaker 6: When I've been going over in my head? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen you cry. I've only known you

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Speaker 1: what thirty years?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I haven't probably cried in a long time.

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Speaker 1: Is this your only daughter.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're going to cry now on the podcast.

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Speaker 6: I'm just I'm I'm doing the podcast, but I'm trying

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Speaker 6: I'm not. I'm not looking forward to the speech. I'll

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Speaker 1: Well, I will get there for the reception. I won't

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Speaker 6: That's funny, That's fine.

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Speaker 1: Okay now, but I'm just letting you know. I get

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and you wonder why I don't do these podcasts? Then?

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Speaker 6: I'm just saying, I know that's a tough two and

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Speaker 6: I'm feeling bad for your traffic tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I know, but it's going to be a ship drive.

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Speaker 1: I know when I get there, I get there and

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Speaker 3: Dan, have you thought about going by boat?

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Speaker 1: I have not have a helicopter, Danny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could blade it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do that if you really. Then I

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Speaker 1: don't want to die going to Bad Larry's daughter's.

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Speaker 3: It does seem like got a shitty last ye.

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Speaker 1: If I died in a private plane or a helicopter,

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Speaker 3: Could be right, yeah, yeah, among other things.

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Speaker 1: Let me recap here. Bad Larry lost one unit, so

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Speaker 1: you're now at plus seven correct. Yeah, wow, Dylan lost six.

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Speaker 3: Man, you're at minus twenty three and a half. Small

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Speaker 3: sat back then for a major comeback.

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Speaker 1: Shay won a unit and you're up two and a half. Uh, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: I think won the Diego Pobby Award.

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Speaker 3: I hate this fucking thing. I literally had it the

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Speaker 3: entire time. Almost, Okay, you do one week.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 6: I don't even Dan, you gotta explain to me what

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Speaker 6: it's for, like the worst beat or just like.

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Speaker 3: Shitty picks week. That's like Dylan.

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Speaker 6: Minus twenty three and a half.

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Speaker 3: You should have it every week, hey, Larry, go fuck yourself.

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Speaker 1: Dylan had main covering against Oklahoma, unbelievable, lost by forty five.

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Speaker 3: All right, look good for a while.

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Speaker 1: I faded Indiana. Yeah, Texans alternate spread that one.

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Speaker 3: I actually really was confident about that one too. God

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Speaker 3: and Iowa, Dan, which, I have some new rules for

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you bet on Iowa. Those are

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know, I saw a funny little stat today

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Speaker 1: Yes, because of what happened last year.

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Speaker 3: I know it's it's it's penance.

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Speaker 1: For it's a market correction.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah they I didn't know they priced that

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Speaker 1: Let's see bad Larry didn't do well in college, did

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Speaker 6: Like I killed the college. Can we talk about that

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, son.

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Speaker 6: Fourteen and a half, you're up fourteen. Michigan has one

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Speaker 6: the five, the three, Michigan doesn't use their time out.

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Speaker 6: You're taking me, and the game is over. They ran

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Speaker 4: Yep, coverage down, baby, coverage downlaire I hit that shit

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Speaker 4: like a northern.

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Speaker 1: Uh let's see, Shay anything you want to recomp here

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Speaker 1: from last week? Uh yeah, main ou over forty three?

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Speaker 1: That was easy, peasy. I gotta say Bill's minus six,

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Speaker 3: I saw. I saw stat after the fact about the

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Speaker 1: I read that wrong. It's ship Uh yeah, yeah right.

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Speaker 7: So obviously everyone saw how that game ended. Did you

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Speaker 1: Oh that was Oh wait, did they that last play

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Speaker 7: His passing prop was two forty three and a half.

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Speaker 4: Here's my question. He threw it to somebody besides wattle right,

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Speaker 7: If you complete a pass, yeah, that's automatically receiving whatever.

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Speaker 3: There's some broken out there. Yeah yeah, some guy who

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Speaker 3: had his parents' last two thousand dollars student loan props. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right. That brings us to this week. Larry's had

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Speaker 1: his mind on other things. He's got a big day

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Speaker 1: spread this information across America. All right, so where do

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Speaker 6: I'm going to start with the obviously college. But uh,

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Speaker 6: So I hope might have circled some wrong ones here.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, no, no, no, we're not doing this.

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Speaker 2: We're not We're not doing this.

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Speaker 6: These are best and my uh roomsman, last night I

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Speaker 6: better games. Let that we're going to watch tonight at

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Speaker 6: the rehearsal dinner with my Irish groomsman. Okay, I'm the

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Speaker 6: under but we'll talk that out right now.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want excuses. Every week is an excuse.

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Speaker 1: You just gave me an excuse that you were drunk

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Speaker 1: last night in bed and you might have circled some wrong,

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Speaker 1: wrong teams.

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Speaker 3: That's probably his best excuse as far.

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Speaker 6: Nothing like that. I have. I have Iowa minus a

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Speaker 6: five and a half against UCLA.

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Speaker 1: So, uh, I don't think it's that. I think it's

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Speaker 1: Take it off whoa Okay, little self control.

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Speaker 6: two and a half against Syracuse.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Larry, I was messing with you. Uh, the the

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Speaker 6: I can get out, then I'll keep it. Okay, Iowa

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Speaker 1: We were gonna we were gonna have fun at your expense.

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Speaker 6: Okay, continue Boston College minus the two and a half

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Speaker 6: to trust my boy, right, so I'm not even gonna

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Speaker 6: change these I'm just sitting in the car and my

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Speaker 1: So bad timing. What do you mean you in there

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Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing, Larry?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know what she's doing in there.

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Speaker 1: I know what she's doing.

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Speaker 6: I don't care what she's doing. I want under Minnesota

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Speaker 6: Rutgers under the forty six and a half, all right, okay,

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Speaker 6: I want the over in the Clemson Virginia Tech game.

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Speaker 6: I think it's fifty three or fifty three and a half,

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Speaker 6: fifty two and a half coming down, Okay, fifty I'll

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Speaker 6: keep that im. This is just a spike bet. Last

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Speaker 6: night was still so fissed at Oregon. I'm taking Maryland

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Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty Fuck Oregon, twenty four and a half.

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Speaker 6: Twenty four. I don't care. I actually I actually rooted.

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Speaker 6: If you kneel the games over, they score the touchdown,

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Speaker 6: now they have to kick off. I was hoping it's

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Speaker 6: a broken legs. I mean, it's unbelievably bad coaching.

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Speaker 1: Larry.

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Speaker 3: Put it on the table and take Maryland straight up.

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Speaker 6: Yes, argue is going to win the game, but I

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Speaker 6: just hope the gods come back and screw them a

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Speaker 6: little bit. Then I want this is a bad bet too,

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Speaker 6: but I want Alabama minus the three against.

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Speaker 1: La Wow Nikes at night, and that's.

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Speaker 6: That's a I know that's a bad bet, but I

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Speaker 6: just hate that LSU coach.

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Speaker 1: So what else do you have?

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Speaker 6: Laiir plus Alabama minus and three against LSU? And then

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Speaker 6: I have Missouri getting the two and a half against Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: You're actually getting three.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so they're both threes Alabama and Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, perfect, Okay, all right, say no, I'll get

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Speaker 1: to your NFL picks.

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Speaker 3: I think Larry has one more.

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Speaker 1: Oh you got one more college pick? No, just a missage, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So we do that after we do everybody else's college

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Speaker 4: Shot Penn State laying thirteen and a half against Washington.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to give you the nickname for Penn

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Speaker 4: State because I'll probably be bleeped out. And then Orlando

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Speaker 4: over the herbergandosiphile ads. I got over fifty five and

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Speaker 4: a half right there, All right, South Kakilaki, wave your

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Speaker 4: shirt around ladies. It's laying three and a half.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, right now, there we go.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm probably losing this because I'm going against

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Speaker 4: my boy, but I have to diego Bobby, I know

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Speaker 4: I love him. Cyclones laying three against the other Cyclones. Oh,

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Speaker 4: I got. I got the wrong side of the Great

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Speaker 4: War plus two.

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Speaker 3: And a half against the same side.

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Speaker 1: They're on the same side, right, No, I know they are,

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Speaker 1: but Old Miss is definitely the wrong side. Okay, she

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Speaker 8: Then the name alone.

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Speaker 1: Miss the mascot? Come on, are we uh?

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Speaker 8: Don Johnson in django.

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Speaker 1: Old Miss? Yeah? I got. I got Big Daddy plus

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Speaker 1: two and a half, Old Miss plus two and a half.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Georgia Tech plus ten and a half against the Hurricane

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Speaker 4: Cocaine Cowboys. Memphis laying nine against the fucking Nerds. Oh man,

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Speaker 4: that's it right.

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Speaker 1: I watched Rice against As. I couldn't believe that I

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Speaker 1: had Navy good Holy shit, I know they roughed them on.

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Speaker 1: It's a drop off here, Danny, Yeah, Dylan.

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Speaker 3: All right, Dan, I've got UCLA plus six against Iowa. No, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you Saily scrappy Florida plus twenty one and a half

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Speaker 3: against Texas. That's a lot of points. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Didn't they just announce that Napier is going to keep

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Speaker 1: his job at Florida. I think for some reason, I

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Speaker 1: don't blame that bet whatsoever. Twenty and a half, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good number.

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Speaker 3: Texas probably wind, but I don't think it's that much

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Speaker 3: of a blowout.

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Speaker 1: I agree.

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Speaker 3: Tulane minus twenty seven against Temple to Lane's been a

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Speaker 3: fucking force this year, and Temple might be is up

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Speaker 3: there for worst team in the FBS. And I got

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Speaker 3: Alabama LSU over the fifty eight two defenses that have

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Speaker 3: not shown up at all. Okay, and I'm going the

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Speaker 3: Attle of Utah dan Utah plus three and a half

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Speaker 3: against by U. Utah has been a disappointment this year, big,

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Speaker 1: And they would love to spoil by U.

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Speaker 3: They would love to. And then we missed one of

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Speaker 3: Larry's picks.

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Speaker 1: They got that Israelite at b Yu a quarterback, Yeah, smoking, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the chosen quarterback, chosen QB. He's the only Jewish quarterback

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Speaker 1: in the FBF. Yes, is that b Yu, which is

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Speaker 1: obviously Larry also has sage. Rosen Fells. Didn't he go

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Speaker 3: There's some Jewish kids that go to like caterback school.

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Speaker 1: Just saying yeah, that does sage does not sound Irish.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 3: It's definitely not irish. You said, Larry was Larry had

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Speaker 3: one more pick that we that we miss. Okay, Larry

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Speaker 3: had Rutgers in Minnesota under forty six and a half.

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Speaker 1: Said that, Yeah, I thought we hit that. We did.

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Speaker 1: We definitely all.

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Speaker 3: Right, never mind, I may oh.

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Speaker 1: I thought this was like there was a joke there.

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Speaker 1: It was a big payoff. Now.

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Speaker 3: I was just reading down the West and I didn't realize.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just swinging a miss. No big deal, Dandy. All right, Larry,

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Speaker 1: here you go.

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Speaker 6: You want my NFL picks now? Yeah, okay, I want

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Speaker 6: the under tonight in the Ravens Bengals game. That's fifty

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Speaker 6: three fifty three, Okay, I have this is I have

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Speaker 6: my Giants minus to six against the Panthers' probably the

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Speaker 6: two worst teams in football.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got Giants minus eight.

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Speaker 6: Wow, God, you know what that's I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, wow, you're giants, Larry, No control, Larry, Larry, I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding. The line is six, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Then I'm keeping them again. All right, Giants minus six,

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Speaker 6: I think this is I think jes Or locks are

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Speaker 6: they're getting one.

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Speaker 1: They're getting one.

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Speaker 6: Just plus one against the Cardinals.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 6: I've been shortened the Chiefs for about two years. So

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Speaker 6: I'm taking the Broncos on the eight and a half

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Speaker 6: against the Chiefs, and I want the Lions minus three

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Speaker 6: and a half against the Texans.

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Speaker 1: All right, that'll do it for bad Larry Shay uh

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Speaker 1: nfl Danny.

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Speaker 4: I got Chargers money line, so parlay parlay. No, no,

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Speaker 4: it's just two team parlay money line. I got the

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Speaker 4: fighting Harball's money line against the Titans, and then I

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Speaker 4: got the fighting Mike Tomlins against the Redskins. I refuse

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Speaker 4: to erase Native Americans. It is the Redskins plus one

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Speaker 4: eighty one. Mike Tomlin is legit, good against legit, good

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Speaker 4: about it. I think he's going to dial up some bullets.

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Speaker 4: Most coaches are good against ricky quarterbacks.

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Speaker 1: Now, Mike McCarthy, I'll tell you right, I didn't think

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Speaker 1: we were going to mention the Cowboys. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to I don't want to know. Remember, we've grown.

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Speaker 4: We know it makes me laugh, you know it makes

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Speaker 4: me laugh. Danny dak Prescott towards Handy off the bone.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna be out at least four weeks, maybe six.

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Speaker 4: Trey Lance was traded for a fourth round and they're

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Speaker 4: starting to half Ginger Cooper rush over him. Yes, if

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Speaker 4: that ain't an indictment on the front office, specifically the

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Speaker 4: goddamn general manager, I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Well, they also brought in a wide receiver, Trey ming Dude, Danny,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm filling out your story. What did the

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Speaker 1: Chiefs have to give up for DeAndre Hopkins fourth round?

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Speaker 1: What did the Cowboys give up for Trey Mingo? They

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Speaker 1: gave up a fourth and then seventh? Yeah, seventh.

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Speaker 4: It's called elder abuse, and I don't I don't think

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Speaker 4: it's okay. So that's me being a progressive.

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Speaker 1: If Jerry Jones was running for president, he'd died, would

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Speaker 1: would people would People say it doesn't make sense or

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Speaker 1: he's too old. I mean, he's running the Cowboys. Jerry

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Speaker 1: Jones is a definition of anacon, and those days are

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Speaker 1: numbered he is not in the political spectrum anymore. He

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Speaker 1: was at George W. Bush acolyte friend favor. He ain't.

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Speaker 1: This is the wrong political climate for Jerry Jones. Thank god,

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Speaker 1: thank god. Do you have any other picks here? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 4: I got the Pats plus six just because of the

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Speaker 4: election against the Rioters. I got the Cards laying one

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Speaker 4: against the Hiauascas, and then I got the Bills laying

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Speaker 4: four against the Joe Flacco's.

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Speaker 1: So you're not you and Bat Larrier opposite with the

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Speaker 1: Jets Cardinals. Guy, Yeah, I mean the only reason I

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Speaker 1: the Hail Mary. That's it. Oh, okay, literally it okay, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: your turn.

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Speaker 3: All right, Dan, tonight, I've got Mark Andrews first touchdown score,

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Speaker 3: first twelve hundred. I need this, I need I am

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Speaker 3: that right. Yes, I've written off betting against or taking

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Speaker 3: the IOWA under I'm not fading Indiana anymore. I'm making

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Speaker 3: rules for myself. Okay, that might sort of break the rules.

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Speaker 3: But Bill's minus four against the Colts, like Shay over here,

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Speaker 3: Bronco's money line against the Chiefs.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ Dude's do eighty.

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Speaker 3: This is the team the Chiefs lose to. It's someone

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Speaker 3: in their division. When they're like fucking seven eight point favorites.

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Speaker 1: How do you not go for two? I agree? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how do you not that spot? You know, like I

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Speaker 1: got to kill I got to kill Mahomes in overtime?

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Speaker 1: You want Mahomes?

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Speaker 3: You know what that You know what the end result

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Speaker 3: is going to be if you go to overtime.

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Speaker 1: So just you saw Baker Mayfield's reaction. Yeah, he was

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Speaker 3: It takes all the wind out of your sales.

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Speaker 1: Look at the number of plays the Bucks defense was

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Speaker 1: on the field. Chiefs had so many more plays than them.

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Speaker 1: You want to go now, try it now. But if

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Speaker 1: you go to overtime, you lose.

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Speaker 3: Live by the sword, die by this.

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Speaker 1: Exactly what else do you have there? Deal?

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Speaker 3: So Broncos money line, I've got the Stillers plus three

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Speaker 3: against the Commanders as well. I also actually like them

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Speaker 3: to win out right too. Managers have been cooking a

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Speaker 3: little too much. D crook Ye and Lions minus three

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Speaker 3: and a half against the Texans because I've crunched the numbers.

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Speaker 3: Dan and the Lions are amazing at covering the spread,

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Speaker 3: so I'm done betting against them for the foreseeable future.

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Speaker 1: Well that brings us to the conclusion. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Shan Irving, whose podcast Wherever You Get Your Pop, had

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just me and the Internet a little solo

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Speaker 4: pie last about forty seven minutes.

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Speaker 1: Broke a lot of ground, told a lot of truths.

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Speaker 1: How did how did social media treat you?

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Speaker 7: Um?

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Speaker 1: No, I've gotten beat up. I kind of live tweeted

444
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: the roommate's reaction to the election, So that was pretty

445
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: entertaining for the people. If your wife needs somebody to

446
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 1: speak to.

447
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: This is the this is the chests, the chess match happening.

448
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 4: I mean, she needs to restock on the red wine

449
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 4: before she talks to anybody. I think because we ran

450
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 4: out quick, like eleven thirty, we were dry. I'm going

451
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 4: to bed.

452
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean your your stockman.

453
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not drinking. No I'm not exactly.

454
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 4: So she hammered it all and Mike my idea was

455
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 4: to wake her up at like three in the morning

456
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 4: with the house alarm and tell her the National Guard

457
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 4: is here to take her to one of the camps.

458
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 3: Wow, it would be a great last joke that you

459
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 3: ever get to pull on her.

460
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: I just waved goodbye with the National Guards. Put her

461
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: in the back of a van.

462
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:09,959
Speaker 3: Just gooner.

463
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: Have your three daughters out there? Well, I wish you

464
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: had the right opinions. Goodbye, good bye. Okay, that's it,

465
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: We've we've done it. It's a big day, Larry. I'll

466
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: see tomorrow afternoon. Now is this black tie?

467
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: No?

468
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 8: Oh?

469
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: Okay? How many tuxes do you own? I only I

470
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: think I have two? Man of the People.

471
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a tuch show?

472
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,479
Speaker 1: No, I'm like I'm like Russell Wilson. I keep a

473
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: tuxedo in the back of my.

474
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 3: Car and all to you never know when you're gonna

475
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 3: need it. I actually I have a tux from orchestra

476
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: in high school. It does not fit anymore. You were

477
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 3: in the orchestra, Virgin, I have first of all. First

478
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 3: of all, I was crushing pussy back then. Yeah, I

479
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 3: was in the orchestra. I played the upright base.

480
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: You would.

481
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 3: You had to wear some fucking TUXI.

482
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: The upright bass. Yeah. I can't even play bass like

483
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 1: a badass would.

484
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 3: No, I played that the upright bass I was in

485
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 3: the jazz band. Also, I hadn't played the electric base.

486
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really popular in high school. Let me tell you. Okay,

487
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: So Larry, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon. Good luck with

488
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: all the festivities tonight, and uh with your speech.

489
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 6: Thank you guys, Larry.

490
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 3: What's the deal tomorrow?

491
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: Good luck with the jewelry store layer.

492
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 6: Fifteen minutes ago, my wife gave me a big smile

493
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 6: and and said she's walking home. So she's on her

494
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 6: way home.

495
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she.

496
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 6: Was walking very slowly, so I'm gonna go pick her up.

497
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 1: Damn.

498
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 6: We'll see you tomorrow, guys, have fun. Good luck, Dylan.

499
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 6: I hope you win that. What was it the money

500
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 6: line the first time?

501
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mark Andrews, Mark Andrews, Yeah, I want that.

502
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 6: I want that.

503
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 3: Those touch those tight ends in primetime are very feisty.

504
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Larry. That's a bad lay badler,

505
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: big day tomorrow.

506
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: I don't think Shane and Are you're not going to

507
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 3: make it. There's some time constraints.

508
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: The roommate's going to la on Friday, and she has

509
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: to leave the house at nine to get to l

510
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: GA for the overnighter, so I got to be home

511
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: by nine. I don't know how the hell i'd be

512
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: home by night, so two and a half hour drive.

513
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: You said that's bullshit, and I am. You probably wouldn't

514
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: be in good shape.

515
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 4: No, it'll probably a mistake for me to come back

516
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 4: go to layers relapse.

517
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want your relapse in Yeah.

518
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 4: And then I come back home to the roommate who

519
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 4: has to get on a plane to leave us alone

520
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 4: for three they're there with the three. She would be

521
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 4: freaking the fucking and you relapse or or I relapse

522
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 4: on alcohol, buy some cocaine in New Jersey because it's

523
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 4: New Jersey, and then.

524
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 3: I get down the city in the way down, or

525
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 3: get it out.

526
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: From my boy pistol on the way.

527
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 4: Down and our boy pistol, our boy pistol rip a

528
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 4: couple of bumps on the way home, and I come

529
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 4: home sober right rock.

530
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you parent ready to parent the ship out of

531
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: that parent that ship.

532
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 4: Out of those kids, discipline structure right away, I think,

533
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 4: just or don't go. I wouldn't go.

534
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 3: I had my my Tony soprano costume that I didn't

535
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 3: get to wear for Halloween that I was going to

536
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 3: wear to the wedding.

537
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: Well, you're single. You don't have any real restrictions. You

538
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: could go.

539
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: I'm not single. I just don't have three daughters.

540
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 2: You ain't, Yes, I don't.

541
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 3: I don't file anything on any paperwork single, Like do

542
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: you swipe?

543
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: You know, write any.

544
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 3: First of all? Let's uh now, okay.

545
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 8: Good answer.

546
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you know, I don't.

547
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: I don't do that. I don't do that ship anymore.

548
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: Okay anymore?

549
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a girlfriend. Why would I Why? Why

550
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 3: did I do that?

551
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Let me tell you why you would?

552
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 3: Yeah from shay?

553
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't you?

554
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 8: Wait, it's called fun you're in love?

555
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

556
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, just get her pregnant.

557
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: Then I don't want to do that.

558
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: Why not?

559
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 8: Because that means so happy that you're don't.

560
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: Have to do anything.

561
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 3: I feel like I'll have to do something.

562
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: You won't have to take care of the baby. Okay

563
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: the rest of your life? No, you don't know, you don't. Well,

564
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to one stay married. You don't.

565
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to the doctor for myself.

566
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: Let alone. Why would you go to the doctor for her?

567
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: Like the kid?

568
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: Why is that what you do. No, Yeah, you go

569
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: there and see the ultra sound. Nope, then you no

570
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: hands and then you nope.

571
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 3: You don't have to do any of that.

572
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: Nope.

573
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 8: So you just pay for stuff.

574
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 1: None of that's required, none of it. So you just

575
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: give them money, health care, all that ship, you know,

576
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: that's it. That's it. Then you show up with a

577
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: baby's born.

578
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 3: All right, fuck it, I'm sold. Then yeah, you.

579
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: Get a night nurse to do the titty work. You're done. Man,

580
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: it's easy. It's easy.

581
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 3: I know. I never had broken down like that.

582
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: How about we, uh we we close up shop here.

583
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: Don't listen to shade when it comes to that, have

584
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: more kids. Don't listen to these cowards. I would have more,

585
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: me too, I would have another couple. I told you that.

586
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 3: Would you want like a one year old kid running around?

587
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would. It would be a joy and a

588
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: blessed Yeah, totally agree.

589
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: Man.

590
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a puppy. I have a puppy.

591
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 3: You can you can leave both in a hot car.

592
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 8: Wait, should I have not stopped that one?

593
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 7: No?

594
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: You should have? No, No, because you you struggled just

595
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: to have one.

596
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 9: It feels like, well, yeah, because year and a year out,

597
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 9: we got to take my son to his surgeon.

598
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,959
Speaker 8: My son had surgery.

599
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: That's different.

600
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, twelve twelve hours after he was born.

601
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: That's different. Oh, why don't you bring the whole podcast down.

602
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean we're we were just having fun of was lighthearted.

603
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 8: But he's all good that he still wants to see

604
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 8: your house. Yeah, goes there, He goes, huh, how much

605
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 8: you think?

606
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 9: Like something like this goes for I said, you can't

607
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 9: ask Dan how much his house costs?

608
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: Would you pay for this joint?

609
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

610
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 9: That's he was like, can I ask him Dan? Like, no,

611
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 9: stop calling him by the way, you ask him?

612
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: What's the insurance claim on this? That's all you got

613
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: to ask?

614
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: Well, Dan, what would you rather call you than Dan?

615
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: Danny? Mister?

616
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 8: Yeah?

617
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: Boss? Has happened with kids calling like grown ups by

618
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: their first name. Every single friend of my kids calls

619
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: me Shay, and I'm like, who.

620
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 3: The hell I think if you meet them as an adult, Like,

621
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 3: if I meet you as an adult, I'm.

622
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: Old.

623
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,239
Speaker 3: My friends from like growing up whose parents like I

624
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: grew up with, like they're still mister and missus.

625
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: Yes, great, but it's different now, dude, I'm telling you

626
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent.

627
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 3: I'm say like, hey call me Shay Never Irving. Yeah,

628
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 3: hell yeah, doctor Irving.

629
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Ridiculous. All right, Uh, that's it. We've done everything we

630
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: possible he can do and then some. So for bad

631
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: Larry Bill and the graphics Gun Shae In Irving, Marvin

632
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: Picture Deray and yours truly have a spectacular weekend.