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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: represents minute morning show. So if you've never heard the

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast before, this is the fifteen

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Speaker 1: We have a table filled with your favorites, including Scary Jones,

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Speaker 1: and there's Dave Brody Good morning and there, well it

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Speaker 1: could be afternoon or evening. Oh yeah, it's a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good day, sir. And there's a great to the frat Boy,

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Speaker 1: and there's Garrett, and there's Danielle and there's straight Nate.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get going. If you had a fifteen

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Speaker 1: answer a great question. Let's talk about how Garrett and

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Speaker 1: his friends cheated the system. Go. Now, I always see

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Speaker 1: it as like I always miss out on these opportunities.

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Speaker 1: So a friend of mine went to a conference where

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Speaker 1: you know they hand out samples of things. Uh. A

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Speaker 1: shirt company handed out at promo code to get a

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Speaker 1: free button down shirt and they said, hey, use this

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Speaker 1: was the same, it wasn't a different code per person

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Speaker 1: they were handing out. So he came back, got his

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Speaker 1: free shirt and said Hey, guys, use this code. I

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Speaker 1: just got two free shirts for free. So fifteen of

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Speaker 1: us all got shirts for free. We got about sixty

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Speaker 1: shirts for free. Wow, at a fifteen of us, these

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Speaker 1: are expensive shirts. These are expensive shirts. We think we

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Speaker 1: might have bankrupt the company, but we don't know. But

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Speaker 1: but they shipped them out. All you had to do

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Speaker 1: is change your email. The address could have stayed the same.

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Speaker 1: So we took advantage of the system. So you don't

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Speaker 1: feel a little dirty doing this, no, because you know

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Speaker 1: what it turnabouts fair play. It'll come back to me

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Speaker 1: somewhere down the road. But right now I'm taking advantage

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Speaker 1: of what you just said, is turn about his fair play.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna come back to down the road. That's a negative.

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Speaker 1: So something bad is going to happen to you, or

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Speaker 1: it already has, and is me gaining gaining gaining it

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Speaker 1: back somewhere you were left in the past, and now

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Speaker 1: you're you're getting retribution with three shirts. I've always been

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Speaker 1: a brook that I always felt that the system always

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Speaker 1: evens itself out. So if today tomorrow I accidentally walk

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Speaker 1: into the parking lot. I'm like, you know what, they're

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Speaker 1: they'll get me back someday, so you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: have to go back and pay for it right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up. We've invited our karma expert,

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Speaker 1: Samantha Producer Sam is here and she and I when

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Speaker 1: it when it comes to being on the karma train,

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Speaker 1: we believe in the same thing. I believe that if

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Speaker 1: if I walked out of Walmart with uh some free

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Speaker 1: water that I didn't pay for, or if I go

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Speaker 1: inline and order fifteen shirts for free because I scammed

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Speaker 1: the system, that lightning will me within moments. But aren't

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Speaker 1: you the same way. I'm the same exact way. In fact,

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Speaker 1: if things happened to me that are good, that are intentional.

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Speaker 1: For example, sometimes charity companies will send me things they're

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Speaker 1: selling for charity because they want to be featured on

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Speaker 1: the segments. Out of a bitch, I keep it, and

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Speaker 1: then I end up having to go online and make

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Speaker 1: a donation for at least equal value charity. That's what charity.

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Speaker 1: But it's karma. It's arma. Also just said intentional versus unintentional.

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Speaker 1: This really happened to me. I accidentally did not pay

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Speaker 1: And this happened last Saturday when I was shopping for

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Speaker 1: it was unintentional. Though that's intentional, Okay, that's not karma,

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Speaker 1: specifica we know what you could have done. You could

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Speaker 1: it's not too late to save your soul. Problem is

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Speaker 1: that you're bringing it up now means it's still a

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Speaker 1: very very alive karma problem. See, Brodie is different. Brodie

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Speaker 1: Brodie helps people not have bad karma. Restaurants, for instance,

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Speaker 1: if they cheat him with it with bad service, or

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Speaker 1: he will tell them, look, you've done me wrong, do

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Speaker 1: me right. Now, do the right thing. It'll be a

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Speaker 1: good karma for you. You forced good karma on people

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Speaker 1: I forced good karma myself because if if they ruin

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Speaker 1: call and free destart you force good karma. Fight. But

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Speaker 1: and now a lot of our listeners are tweeting at

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Speaker 1: me wanting my advice on how to get good karma

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Speaker 1: and fixed situations where they're like, well, I got screwed

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Speaker 1: by my car company, what should I ask for? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So what is your advice to your Brooklyn boy scary

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Speaker 1: I don't believe if he gets T shirts so free,

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Speaker 1: that's suddenly something bad is gonna happen. I don't believe

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Speaker 1: then she weighs it, and always a little bit less,

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Speaker 1: but not a lot less. But that was intentional, and

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Speaker 1: When I was standing on long but your batteries are

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Speaker 1: You've been so quiet about all of this. Well, I

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Speaker 1: you know, I've always felt that, like you know, these

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Speaker 1: it is, they're getting it from other countries as it is,

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Speaker 1: it's despicable that you're gonna go in and intentionally steal

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Speaker 1: walk out with his television set. I'd be very angry. Well,

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Speaker 1: well that's what you're doing to Walmart. Well, but I

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Speaker 1: I didn't steal anything like you. I also love that

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Speaker 1: But you don't tell him why you return something because

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Speaker 1: So if you truly don't, if you truly do not

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Speaker 1: that there's no sting as karma bok is. Your life

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Speaker 1: This is like the mafia when they give money to

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Speaker 1: And I don't know money. You still kill people for

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