Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's start in the Middle East. The war is
Speaker 2: now and its second week and shows no sign of stopping.
Speaker 2: But today President Biden landed in Israel to try to
Speaker 2: help out. He made it all the way down the stairs,
Speaker 2: mission accomplished, already off to a great start, and while
Speaker 2: he was there, he had some important advice for a
Speaker 2: country going to war in response to a terrorist attack.
Speaker 3: Justice must be done. But I caution you this. While
Speaker 3: you feel that rage, don't be consumed by it. After
Speaker 3: nine to eleven, we were enraged in the United States.
Speaker 3: While we saw justice and got justice, we also made mistakes.
Speaker 2: Wow, wise words from President Biden. Anytime an American president
Speaker 2: admits a mistake, it's a big deal. So Israel please
Speaker 2: learn from us. Don't stay in Afghanistan for more than
Speaker 2: twenty years, tops. But Biden's right, America made some serious
Speaker 2: mistakes after nine to eleven, Iraq, Guantanamo, frosted tips by
Speaker 2: the way. I'm sure his visit is appreciated. But as
Speaker 2: someone who has a parent roughly the same age as
Speaker 2: Joe Biden, sometimes when they fly into help it ends
Speaker 2: up being a little more of a burden than help.
Speaker 2: Don't mind me, don't mind me, I'm not even here.
Speaker 2: Just write down all the steps for how to get
Speaker 2: Hulu on the TV and I'll be five. Hey, I'm
Speaker 2: happy to do the laundry. Just tell me where everything
Speaker 2: goes and where everything is. That's kind of what I
Speaker 2: feel like is going on right now. All right, let's
Speaker 2: move on to domestic news and talk about the speaker
Speaker 2: race the Sonos won. Meanwhile, in the Congress of the
Speaker 2: United States, the House is having its own speaker race
Speaker 2: and it continues to be an absolute disaster. The House
Speaker 2: remains speakerless.
Speaker 4: Congressman Jim Jordan's second bid to become speaker was defeated
Speaker 4: on the House floor.
Speaker 2: He actually lost some of the support he had in
Speaker 2: the first round.
Speaker 5: The people that are involved don't actually know what's going on.
Speaker 2: It is frankly embarrassing.
Speaker 5: The biggest circle jerk at the history of circles or jerks.
Speaker 2: Apparently you can just say circle jerk on TV. What's next.
Speaker 2: Congressional leaders met today and what can best be described
Speaker 2: as a violent bukocki. But that's right. Jim Jordan lost
Speaker 2: by twenty votes. Yesterday spent all night meeting holdouts one
Speaker 2: on one trying to win them over and then lost
Speaker 2: by twenty two votes. This afternoon, I crunched the numbers
Speaker 2: and it turns out twenty two is more than twenty,
Speaker 2: so he's doing even worse. So at this point, three
Speaker 2: Republicans have tried and failed to get the votes for
Speaker 2: Speaker with no end in sight, which is why now
Speaker 2: now there's a growing movement to just let the temporary Speaker,
Speaker 2: Patrick McHenry keep the job. And he seems qualified. I
Speaker 2: mean he's wearing a bow tie. A bow tie says
Speaker 2: a lot about a man. It says that every morning
Speaker 2: he spends twenty minutes watching a YouTube totory on how
Speaker 2: to tie a bow tie, and that's the kind of
Speaker 2: focus you want in a speaker. But more importantly, Congressman
Speaker 2: mckenry is perfect for the job because he's already there.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to go with the guy who's
Speaker 2: already sitting in the chair. I mean, why keep looking.
Speaker 2: He's not flowing up, He's maybe even crushing it. Some
Speaker 2: people are saying, maybe he doesn't have as many Instagram
Speaker 2: followers as some of the other guests speaker candidates. But
Speaker 2: let's not over complicate things. He's right there. Just give
Speaker 2: him the job already a right, Let's move on to
Speaker 2: a heartwarming story. New Yorkers get a bad rap for
Speaker 2: not caring about strangers, and it's true. When tourists ask
Speaker 2: me for directions, I stab them. But thankfully there's still
Speaker 2: good people out there.
Speaker 6: Firefighters responding to a call about a serious blaze inside
Speaker 6: a Manhattan high rise, a New Yorker is watching from
Speaker 6: an apartment down the street.
Speaker 2: Can't believe his eyes.
Speaker 6: From a distance, he thinks he sees out of control flames.
Speaker 1: A cold nine one one, and within minutes the streets
Speaker 1: were echoing with fire engines.
Speaker 6: But wait, those aren't real flames, it's the ule log video.
Speaker 6: Turns out the video was being played on a big
Speaker 6: screen TV, which made the illusion of a fire all
Speaker 6: the more real from that window.
Speaker 2: Oh man, how embarrassing for that guy, especially after last
Speaker 2: week when he called the police to report that sharknado. Anyway,
Speaker 2: what a heartwarming story that cost the city a quarter
Speaker 2: of a million dollars, and it was nice to see
Speaker 2: this man looking out for his neighbor's safety, although it
Speaker 2: did make me wonder why he was staring at this
Speaker 2: particular neighbor's window in the first place. It was Ally
Speaker 2: Lion's apartment. I see what's going on here?
Speaker 7: Go on.
Speaker 8: It was a rainy Saturday and I had to work
Speaker 8: a little bit, so I got my laptop, I made
Speaker 8: some tea. I put on some candles in the fireplace.
Speaker 2: Inside. Edition brought the neighbors together. So this is where
Speaker 2: the fire happens. I was having a cup of tea. Oh,
Speaker 2: I was having come up tea here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The one thing she's learned.
Speaker 7: I really do need to get curtains now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you do, and maybe some pepper spray while
Speaker 2: you're at it. For more on this ulogue and or
Speaker 2: a possible stalker story, we go live to midtown Manhattan
Speaker 2: with our very own DESI Lidick. Wait, are you actually
Speaker 2: in that lady's apartment?
Speaker 8: Oh no, no, no, I'm at my place.
Speaker 7: It's crazy.
Speaker 8: I've got a dangerous fire in here too, just you know,
Speaker 8: waiting for a super tall European snack to come rescue me.
Speaker 2: But that guy who saw the fire was looking into
Speaker 2: her apartment.
Speaker 8: That's creepy, Kosta, were you not listening to me?
Speaker 2: He's tall?
Speaker 8: I mean, did you see him? He's like if Timothy
Speaker 8: Shallomey took his vitamins.
Speaker 2: But if a guy's basically stalking you through his window,
Speaker 2: that's not someone you want to date.
Speaker 8: Now, that's not someone you want to date. For me,
Speaker 8: this guy's got the two most important qualities. He's interested
Speaker 8: in me, and his apartment has the window.
Speaker 2: Do you see that?
Speaker 8: Guys like if Timothy Shallomey had a window.
Speaker 2: Even if you're into the idea of a guy noticing
Speaker 2: you from his apartment, it's just not practical. This was
Speaker 2: a one off incident. Guys, don't just stare into random
Speaker 2: windows looking for fires. You'd be better off thinking about.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, little lady, I thought I saw a fire.
Speaker 2: At Jackpot. I can't wait for the wedding, does he
Speaker 2: lidac everybody? We all love bending the law, whether it's
Speaker 2: going five miles over the speed limit or adding five
Speaker 2: extra children to your tax return. But I found an
Speaker 2: organization that was bending the law for good. Check it out.
Speaker 9: California has successfully turned drugs into medicine and.
Speaker 2: Raisins into people, but this time they've gone too far.
Speaker 2: Bees are now legally considered fish. Bumble Bees are now
Speaker 2: considered fish. Bumble bees fish in the state of California.
Speaker 2: What the f is California up to now? To find out,
Speaker 2: I went to meet environmentalists Serena Jepson, who with the
Speaker 2: conservationist group the Xerxes Society, petitioned the state to turn
Speaker 2: bees into fish. Serena, are bees fish? No?
Speaker 7: Bees are not fish?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Few? I was like so almost certain that they weren't.
Speaker 2: You don't fish for a bee, you be for a bee? Right?
Speaker 7: These are not fish.
Speaker 1: But the California legislature decades ago to find fish to
Speaker 1: include several different animals, including invertebrates, and bees are unquestionably
Speaker 1: a type of invertebrate. So according to California state law,
Speaker 1: bees are fish.
Speaker 2: You just said that bees are not fish, and also
Speaker 2: bees are fish? Do I look dumb to you? No?
Speaker 1: We've just utilized the definitions under the California Indeager Species
Speaker 1: Act to seek protection for four species of bumblebees that
Speaker 1: are close to extinction.
Speaker 2: And to make things even more confusing, only some bees
Speaker 2: are now fish.
Speaker 1: Bomba soxen intallus, the western b the.
Speaker 2: Bombas Soxes of Dallas. Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 1: Western bumbus, Franklin bumble bee, the sucky cuckoo, bumble bee.
Speaker 2: We can't really say that on TV, but okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Bombas CRUTCHI which is the one that occurs here? That's
Speaker 1: crutches bumblebee?
Speaker 2: What's that one called them? Sorry? Crutches, bumblebee, bumblebee, croutch?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had that in college. Does it
Speaker 2: really affect my life that the Borealis occippalist cock eyed
Speaker 2: bumblebee is gone?
Speaker 1: If we let enough species go extinct and we no
Speaker 1: longer have a diverse suite of native pollinators, we're going
Speaker 1: to start seeing problems with pollination of crops and pollination
Speaker 1: of our native ecosystems.
Speaker 9: So calling bees endangered fish is a way to protect
Speaker 9: them under California law.
Speaker 2: Problem solved, right.
Speaker 5: I don't think bees are fish.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I just don't think that's the case.
Speaker 2: Next thing, you're gonna tell me that the tomato is
Speaker 2: a fruit.
Speaker 10: As a member of the Almond Alliance of California, Stuart
Speaker 10: Wolf sued along with agriculture and pesticide groups to exclude
Speaker 10: bees from the Endangered Species Act because protecting these bees
Speaker 10: would hit him right in the nuts.
Speaker 5: Whenever you have more risk and you have the possibility
Speaker 5: of more regulation. Then ultimately you have higher costs, there'll
Speaker 5: be more insects, and there'll be more protections. It will
Speaker 5: simply grow from here.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are they going to protect all invertebrates, slugs, worms, bears?
Speaker 2: When does it stop? Then? You can't just go changing
Speaker 2: the names of stuff even if it benefits you, right right,
Speaker 2: I'm okay with this whole nut juice being called milk,
Speaker 2: but call on a bee of fish feels pretty California
Speaker 2: to me. I can't argue with that. Yeah, yeah, is
Speaker 2: it milk? Milk? Is an almond milk? Milk?
Speaker 5: Well, you're talking to an almond grower, and so I
Speaker 5: believe almond milk there is such a thing. Others like
Speaker 5: dairyman believe it has to come from a mammal, right,
Speaker 5: but that again will likely be figured out in the courts.
Speaker 9: In the end, the fate of the bees was decided
Speaker 9: with the help of a much.
Speaker 2: More resilient and dangerous species. Lawyers.
Speaker 9: Law students Sam Joyce and Professor Matt Sanders at Stanford's
Speaker 9: Environmental Law Clinics successfully lawyered the bees into fish.
Speaker 2: And I had a pretty good idea. Why, let's be
Speaker 2: honest here, who's making the big bucks? Is it the lawyers?
Speaker 5: We represent our clients on a pro bono basis pro
Speaker 5: bono what's that mean for free?
Speaker 2: Free?
Speaker 11: I've actually been paying money to be here.
Speaker 2: You actually paid money to call bees fish? And this
Speaker 2: is the problem with today's campuses and universities. So these
Speaker 2: suckers fought a legal battle to save the bees just
Speaker 2: because they love the environment. Okay, but how did they
Speaker 2: pull that off? Explain to me how the bees are fish.
Speaker 11: The California Fishing Game Code, Section forty five defines fish
Speaker 11: and it says that the fish is a wildfish or
Speaker 11: a crustacean, or a mollusk, or an invertebrate or an amphibian. Okay,
Speaker 11: bees are invertebrates, so bees fall within the definition of
Speaker 11: fish in this law.
Speaker 2: This is like Christians, you know, finding a way to
Speaker 2: have sex before they're married, you know, hand stuff or what.
Speaker 2: This is a leader loophole, right, come on?
Speaker 11: If anything, the loophole here is trying to play on
Speaker 11: the definitions are the terms within the Endangered Species Act
Speaker 11: and say sorry, this can cover plants, it can cover
Speaker 11: other animals, but it can't cover insects. That sounds like
Speaker 11: a loophole.
Speaker 2: I guess with legal advice, you really get what you
Speaker 2: pay for. And with that, I'd studied the issue from
Speaker 2: almost every angle except the most IMPLU. Okay, so I
Speaker 2: think I get it. It doesn't matter if bees are
Speaker 2: fish or fish or bees. Those are just labels, and
Speaker 2: everything deserves a right to exist and the pollenaate and
Speaker 2: to reproduce and be happy. That's what this is about.
Speaker 7: More or less, Yes, I think.
Speaker 2: I get it, So thank you? Yes?
Speaker 6: And ee.
Speaker 3: Awesome?
Speaker 2: Sorry one more thing, so are bees fish?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: My guest tonight as an economist at Brown University an
Speaker 2: author of several books on data driven parenting. Please welcome
Speaker 2: Emily Auster.
Speaker 12: Hello, all right, exciting huh, I'm excited data and parenting
Speaker 12: babies and babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what does parent data means? There's data
Speaker 2: on parents?
Speaker 12: Yes, there is data on parents, and I am a
Speaker 12: firm believer that data is the key to making your
Speaker 12: parenting easier and happier and more relaxed.
Speaker 7: Are you very relaxed?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Right now, very relaxed. But you've actually made our family
Speaker 2: more relaxed because some of the data, some clip somewhere
Speaker 2: might have even been in this book better, which maybe
Speaker 2: ten year anniversary now this book, Wow amazing. I'm paraphrasing,
Speaker 2: but it was, there's two preschools or two daycares, they're
Speaker 2: both of equal credible value. Which one should I go
Speaker 2: to as a parent? And your answer was go to
Speaker 2: the one that's closest to your house.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 12: So for me, that's really a momentic of what I
Speaker 12: think is hard and often overthought about parenting is we
Speaker 12: have this idea that like, there's a right way to
Speaker 12: do it, there's a correct daycare, and you can really
Speaker 12: get down the rabbit hole while these teachers have this,
Speaker 12: qualifications and this, and in the end of the day,
Speaker 12: there are a lot of right ways to do this,
Speaker 12: and those kind of considerations are most of the time
Speaker 12: so much less important than what works for your family
Speaker 12: and what makes you happy. And usually what makes you
Speaker 12: happy is driving less. So that's why you should go
Speaker 12: to the one early closer.
Speaker 2: Our daycare doesn't have room for a stroller, so I
Speaker 2: pushed the stroller there. Then I fold the stroller up
Speaker 2: and I lock it to a telephone pole outside, and
Speaker 2: then my wife, who picks up the kid, has to
Speaker 2: unlock the stroll. I mean, this is this is like
Speaker 2: and I'm a celebrity, you know what I mean. This
Speaker 2: is what it's like in New York City. But data
Speaker 2: parenting is nice. It's I like the term. It sounds good.
Speaker 2: But when my three year old is punching me in
Speaker 2: the face on Father's Day for the three times that
Speaker 2: day and I'm about to lose it, I'm not thinking
Speaker 2: about data.
Speaker 7: So there are some problems.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there are.
Speaker 12: Some problems for which data isn't necessarily going to fix
Speaker 12: the problem. But I think there's another piece of data
Speaker 12: in parenting. And I think this is really true that
Speaker 12: like we can use data to feel less alone. And
Speaker 12: that's like part of parenting is hard, right, your kids
Speaker 12: hitting you in the face. It's painful, it hurts. Yeah,
Speaker 12: it's painful.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how old they are.
Speaker 12: But what the data will tell you is that one
Speaker 12: hundred percent of kids hit, and the one hundred percent
Speaker 12: of them kids hit their dad. And so you're not
Speaker 12: alone because one hundred percent of other people were also.
Speaker 7: Hit on Father's Day.
Speaker 12: And in some sense, like I think that that tells
Speaker 12: us that we're doing okay, there's nothing.
Speaker 7: Wrong with your kid. They just hit sometimes.
Speaker 2: Where is this data coming from survey It's like a yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 12: So certain soon data comes from a lot of places. Actually,
Speaker 12: when I teach I am an economist, they teach it brown.
Speaker 12: One of the big things I teach people is like,
Speaker 12: where does data come from? And the answer is it
Speaker 12: comes from surveys. We ask people, and data has its limitations.
Speaker 12: We don't always ask the most representative set of people,
Speaker 12: and we don't always analyze it in the ways that
Speaker 12: get us closest to causality. But the fundamental answer is
Speaker 12: we get data on people by asking people about their
Speaker 12: behaviors and what they do, and by collecting information on
Speaker 12: how their kids do.
Speaker 2: Let's start with pregnant women. Are are we in a
Speaker 2: time where there's more fear associated with eating sushi drinking alcohol?
Speaker 2: Or has it always been this fear? And here comes
Speaker 2: Professor Auster to offer these guidelines that help us. I mean,
Speaker 2: are you a product of there being an excess amount
Speaker 2: of fear?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 12: Fundamentally yes, I mean I think you know, if you
Speaker 12: look at the broad swath of history, you know certainly
Speaker 12: there are you know, medieval times we were not concerned
Speaker 12: about sushi.
Speaker 7: That wasn't like the primary.
Speaker 12: Worry of the sushi, the plague, the plague, and then
Speaker 12: sushi was low on the list. But I do think
Speaker 12: in the last you know, fifteen twenty, maybe thirty years,
Speaker 12: there has become this culture of kind of achievement in
Speaker 12: parenting and the idea that you have to do it
Speaker 12: right like and I think some of that comes from
Speaker 12: demographic shifts, from the fact that people are parenting older
Speaker 12: that maybe they've done more, and so you get into
Speaker 12: an idea that like, there's a right way to do this.
Speaker 7: I'm going to achieve this. I'm going to just kill
Speaker 7: this pregnancy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do all this.
Speaker 7: Stuff and I'm gonna get it right.
Speaker 12: And of course, when you have the baby or before that,
Speaker 12: you realize a lot of things are out of your
Speaker 12: control and in fact, many of these small things don't
Speaker 12: actually matter. And some of the book is about saying, hey,
Speaker 12: let's focus on the stuff that's important and not think
Speaker 12: so much about the things that are less important that
Speaker 12: are just causing you to be anxious and not.
Speaker 7: Get to eat delicious fish.
Speaker 2: Well, because you're if you're creating this world, everything has
Speaker 2: to be perfect, and it invariably something will go wrong,
Speaker 2: and that creates stress, which stress will be good and it's.
Speaker 7: Not just stress.
Speaker 12: I mean, I think there's a stress piece and then
Speaker 12: there's a guilt piece. There's a feeling of like, if
Speaker 12: anything goes wrong, it's because of something you did. And
Speaker 12: it's hard to recognize that sometimes things go wrong for
Speaker 12: reasons that are.
Speaker 7: Not something we did.
Speaker 12: But that's actually pretty important thing to recognize if you
Speaker 12: want to be able.
Speaker 7: To move forward.
Speaker 2: I did a little bit of my own data research.
Speaker 7: Wonderful, okay, like Kyrie Irving, because.
Speaker 2: It was driving me crazy during both my wife's pregnancies.
Speaker 2: How every doctor, everyone we said was like, you can't
Speaker 2: eat a deli meat, don't eat a turkey sandwich, you
Speaker 2: can't eat because of listeria. This was the big thing.
Speaker 2: And I know you talk about listeria in here, but
Speaker 2: so I said, Okay, I'm curious how many pregnant women
Speaker 2: in the United States even got listeria last year. And
Speaker 2: according to Google, I don't know if Google's a reputable source,
Speaker 2: it says two hundred pregnant women last year got listeria.
Speaker 2: Two hundred thousand pregnant women got in a car accident.
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking by that standard, they should be saying, pey, woman,
Speaker 2: don't get in a car. It's considerably worse. Am I
Speaker 2: an amazing parenting data scientist? But dead It speaks to
Speaker 2: the fear and trying to make some sense of it.
Speaker 12: So I think I want to separate a little bit
Speaker 12: unpack I mean lots on pack in your analysis. I mean,
Speaker 12: I think one thing that is that is true is
Speaker 12: that many of the risks that we worry about are
Speaker 12: very small. And I use the car accident risk very
Speaker 12: often because I think it's an example of a risk
Speaker 12: that we're taking all the time, and for good reason.
Speaker 12: I wouldn't tell people not to get in a car,
Speaker 12: but just to recognize life contains a background level of risk.
Speaker 7: We talk about something like lysteria.
Speaker 12: If you want to be careful, there are some things
Speaker 12: which you do probably want to avoid, raw milk, soft
Speaker 12: cheeses being a good example, because it is a relatively
Speaker 12: small thing to avoid that, and it is more common that.
Speaker 2: Listener isn't it's easy to skip that.
Speaker 7: It's easy to skip that.
Speaker 12: But as we think about things that are harder to skip,
Speaker 12: you do want to get into like, well, actually, is
Speaker 12: this really an important risk relative to many of the
Speaker 12: other risks I'm taking every day, like getting in a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't realize how much my parents parenting me
Speaker 2: was going to turn me. Excuse me? I thought I
Speaker 2: would parent differently. I had great parents, but I thought
Speaker 2: I would do things differently. Am I Are we just doomed?
Speaker 2: And is there data on this? Okay?
Speaker 12: There is data on some There are some things you
Speaker 12: probably do do differently and so and sometimes because we've
Speaker 12: advanced our data, you know, you probably put your baby
Speaker 12: sleep on their back and your parents probably put you
Speaker 12: to sleep on your stomach.
Speaker 7: Because we learn more about data that we can discuss
Speaker 7: that later.
Speaker 12: But I think it is it is of course true
Speaker 12: that we're all products of our own parenting, but also
Speaker 12: that many of the things our parents did are great
Speaker 12: and in the end, there's a lot of right ways
Speaker 12: to do this. I think we always want to, like
Speaker 12: move away from our parents.
Speaker 2: But probably you're an economist, your husband's an economist. Are
Speaker 2: your kids like, don't hit your brother? But what's the
Speaker 2: data on that?
Speaker 6: Mom?
Speaker 12: Like, my kids could not be less interested in economics
Speaker 12: or my parenting work. You know, It's one of the
Speaker 12: great things about being a parenting expert is that you
Speaker 12: can say that a lot at home, like I'm a
Speaker 12: parenting but they don't think.
Speaker 2: That right at all. Your new book, it's coming out.
Speaker 2: You can pre order it. What is your new book about.
Speaker 12: The new book is called The Unexpected and it is
Speaker 12: about navigating pregnancy after complications. So for about fifty percent
Speaker 12: of pregnancies, they end with in a complication, a loss,
Speaker 12: or preclamsy or something, and the book is really an
Speaker 12: attempt to help people work through in a later pregnancy
Speaker 12: how to avoid those complications, what you can do about them,
Speaker 12: and how to navigate conversations with your provider.
Speaker 7: So that's the idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, great. One of the things I read that you
Speaker 2: said that I really enjoyed was studies say versus all
Speaker 2: studies say, do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 12: I do, because studies always show. So when people tell
Speaker 12: me this study, a studies study show. Studies always show.
Speaker 12: Studies show everything. Everything can be shown in a study,
Speaker 12: and the question is often what does the bulk of
Speaker 12: the evidence say, Because when we look at most of
Speaker 12: the problems in this book, in all of the space
Speaker 12: of pregnancy and parenting, there's almost always many different pieces
Speaker 12: of evidence which we need to look at altogether. And
Speaker 12: so when somebody comes up and they say, you know, well,
Speaker 12: this one study said that, I want to be like, well,
Speaker 12: was that the only study we have?
Speaker 7: And it almost never is.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can find anything on the internet. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's like you can Google and find your support. So
Speaker 2: is how can parents the kids crying, or you got
Speaker 2: punched in the face on Father's Day, or you can't
Speaker 2: eat Deli meats? Where do we go?
Speaker 12: So I would like people to go to parent data
Speaker 12: dot org, which is the website where we put together
Speaker 12: sort of the whole broad range of the stuff I've
Speaker 12: written in these books and then in my newsletter about
Speaker 12: what the data says about many of these kind of questions.
Speaker 12: And I think it's part of a general effort to
Speaker 12: basically when you wake up in the middle of the
Speaker 12: night and you're like, why is my kids poop this color?
Speaker 7: Is that an okay color?
Speaker 12: That the website will be like, here's a little color
Speaker 12: coded graph of the appropriate colors, and you can look
Speaker 12: at it and be like, oh, that's a fine color.
Speaker 7: Green is cool. I'm going to go back to sleep.
Speaker 2: To sleep. All the non parents are like, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 2: what's wrong? With is there any data the sectames v.
Speaker 7: Sectames are amazing option. Okay, VI sectimes are a.
Speaker 12: Great form of birth control, and they're an outpatient procedure
Speaker 12: and you just need a little ice back down there
Speaker 12: and it works great, So it's worth considering.
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