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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's kind of like the

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Speaker 1: weirdest week of the whole year, I feel like, seriously,

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Speaker 1: and if you're thinking like, oh my god, nobody got

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Speaker 1: me anything good for the holiday, get yourself something that

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Speaker 1: you'll love. And that's a Brook and Jeffrey merch for

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Speaker 1: a Cause sweatshirt, T shirt, hat even Yeah, they're so

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Speaker 1: cute and you only have this week left to buy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sale ends December thirty. First, the show notes, that's where

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Speaker 1: the link is. Yes, and I know you have money

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Speaker 1: you got for Christmas. I know you can put it

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Speaker 1: towards this. There we go and it all goes to charity. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's start the show.

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Speaker 2: I think we can all agree the secret to happiness

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Speaker 2: is exploiting your children to make you rich. Whoa Jeff

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Speaker 2: in the morning? That come from?

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Speaker 3: I mean it happening.

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Speaker 2: If your child is over three months old and you

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Speaker 2: haven't already reserved their Instagram or Snapchat handle, are you

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Speaker 2: a bad parents?

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Speaker 1: So I do not have handles for either of my kids?

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Speaker 2: Well what science says? Yes, you are unfit to raise children.

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Speaker 2: Oh don't get mad at me. Get mad at science.

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Speaker 2: Science also says the name you give your kid could

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Speaker 2: help determine if they'll be famous online one day.

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Speaker 1: Oh, which is the only thing you want for your kids? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't want them to be famous, so terrible, that's

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Speaker 1: so fair.

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Speaker 2: You want them to fail.

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Speaker 1: Don't want them to rely on other people's opinions for

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Speaker 1: their self confidence. But okay, let's continue.

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Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up is because a new

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Speaker 2: study just figured out which names are most common for

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Speaker 2: influencers right now. This is based on Instagram users who

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Speaker 2: have an average of one point one million followers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, show me, Kylie.

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Speaker 2: The five most common names of female influencers are Hannah, Chloe, Sophie, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: and Rebecca.

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Speaker 1: Sarah is the surprise appearance for me?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah's very innocent, just a plain name, you know,

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Speaker 1: very simple.

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Speaker 2: I could definitely see it. Like, yep, there's another post

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Speaker 2: from Sarah posing with a craft cocktail on a boat.

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Speaker 2: Definitely not borrowing it just to take this picture. I'm sure,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure she owns that, but totally. The five most

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Speaker 2: common names of male influencers are Jamie Jack, Eric James,

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Speaker 2: and Wayne all Right boring Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Wayne, I don't know Wayne lives in Montana. That makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Brook.

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Speaker 2: You know, after reading this from now on, I think

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call your son Wayne. I want him to

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Speaker 2: be successful.

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Speaker 1: I do not I do not approve of a name change.

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Speaker 2: If you want to succeed in life, I encourage you

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Speaker 2: to follow along.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Wayne was not on our baby list.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening at home, I believe in you, Wayne,

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Speaker 2: even though your mom doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Now for you.

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Speaker 2: Listen to Mommy get electrocuted for her job. Okay, because

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Speaker 2: it is time for the shock collar question of the day,

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Speaker 2: we have a bucket full of names. You're gonna draw

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Speaker 2: one out. See who gets asked a trivia question. If

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Speaker 2: you answer it wrong, your punishment is to be shocked

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Speaker 2: while singing a song. So text into seventy five nine

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Speaker 2: two and tell us what you'd like to hear is

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Speaker 2: drawing a name out because he had the shot collar last?

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Speaker 5: And who'd you get?

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Speaker 3: Jose A Brook putten foot? Fuck? Hey, you're gonna finish

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Speaker 3: that pudding on your foot?

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Speaker 2: All right? Brook's putting on the shot collar. While that happens,

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Speaker 2: Digital Jake, please read us a shot collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 6: The experts at Food and Wine magazine came out with

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Speaker 6: a list of foods that should be stored in your

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Speaker 1: All right, give it to me.

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Speaker 6: Their recommendations are not necessarily health or safety related, but

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Speaker 6: for flavor, freshness, and longevity. Today you'll be given five

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Speaker 6: different foods, with thirty seconds to discuss fridge or pantry

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Speaker 6: for each one, And at any point, if you feel

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Speaker 6: Are you ready to begin?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Give me my first food.

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Speaker 6: Your first food maple syrup, fridge or pantry.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's interesting. I store mine in the fridge, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: Why would you?

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Speaker 1: My mom does that? That my whole life for those

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Speaker 3: Goes in the pantry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I store mine in the pantry the pantry. Cold

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Speaker 2: maple syrup is weird.

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Speaker 1: But do you But do you use on maple or yeah?

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Speaker 5: I get the expensive bottle?

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Speaker 3: Oh you got your ridge? No, no, listen, he said,

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Speaker 1: change it. I'm gonna go pantry. I'm gonna pull mine

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Speaker 2: Get that out. They serve you warm maple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good all right.

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Speaker 6: Moving on mustard, fridge or pantry.

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Speaker 1: God, why do I put everything in the fridge?

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Speaker 8: Everyone have to.

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Speaker 1: But when you get a hot dog out in the

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Speaker 1: out in the wild, that mustard, I'm just saying that

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Speaker 1: it's sitting on the counter, it's it's room temperature.

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Speaker 1: But I'm imagining like Germans and mustard, and when I

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Speaker 1: that is it's a warm mustard situation. Pantry, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I gotta rearrange my entire fridge.

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Speaker 3: When I get home.

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Speaker 6: Moving on herbs like cilantro dill or parsley fridge or pantry.

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Speaker 1: So the thing about what he said was longevity. And

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Speaker 1: I like to take my fresh herbs and put them

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Speaker 2: I like to I turn on my misters at home.

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Speaker 2: So it's just like at a grosary store. I just

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go fridge on herbs since I don't

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Speaker 2: You gotta get one.

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Speaker 5: It's worth it.

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Speaker 6: Moving on melon, fridge or pantry.

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Speaker 3: We're talking like cantalope melon, right.

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Speaker 1: Any melon, I'm gonna go, definitely for taste, I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: Finally, tomatoes, fridge or pants.

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Speaker 1: I don't even need it. It's definitely pantry. You didn't

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Speaker 1: your tomatoes in the fridge, you were ruining your tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: They get all grip like sand done.

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Speaker 6: I gave you a list of five foods and asked

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Speaker 6: you identify which foods Food and Wine Magazine experts say

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Speaker 1: I should have used my aion mustard.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with herbs. Herbs, you said, fridge, yes, and

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Speaker 6: the people of Food and Wine Magazine said fridge as well, yes, okay,

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Speaker 6: for melon, you said pantry, and the experts of Food

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Speaker 6: Wine Magazine said pantry as well. The flavor is the

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Speaker 6: best at room temperature. You were very very confident in tomatoes,

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Speaker 6: and you said pantry, and they as well said those

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Speaker 6: belonging the pantry, the fridge makes them dull and mealy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mealy, that's the word.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 1: Lay away from those mealy tomatoes.

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Speaker 6: Maple syrup and mustard left. Maple syrup. You said pantry,

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Speaker 1: Is having moldy waffles over there, and I love them.

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Speaker 6: So mustard. You said pantry, and they also said fridge

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Speaker 1: So I'm actually storing those two right there.

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Speaker 9: You go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean my life is correct. My answers were wrong,

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Speaker 10: Guess when you're at a ballpark, they probably frigerate it

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Speaker 10: and then they bring it out.

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Speaker 1: No, they just don't care about flava.

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Speaker 2: So we didn't get them, all right, And that means

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get shocked and somebody wants to hear you

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Speaker 2: singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.

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Speaker 1: All Right, stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with

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Speaker 1: a brand new invention. Something wraps the hold of me tightly,

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Speaker 1: flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly.

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Speaker 3: Will it ever stop?

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Speaker 1: Yo? I don't know, like to the extreme, I rock

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Speaker 1: like a band, don't light up the stage and watch

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Speaker 2: She actually has respect for Vanilla Ice. After that, that

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Speaker 2: was hard to do. It's your shock collar question of.

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Speaker 9: The day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Do you think the show gets a bad rap or

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Speaker 2: does it get a bad rep?

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Speaker 1: It gets a bad rep?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was.

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Speaker 2: Kind of works both ways because either one, you still

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Speaker 2: get what I'm saying, show.

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Speaker 1: Is not very good at our show, Yeah, oh god,

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Speaker 1: we have.

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Speaker 2: A bad rap. But that's one example of commonly misheard

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Speaker 2: phrases where we don't really know which one is right.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell us.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know. We list just came out with

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Speaker 2: a bunch of the most common phrases. We tend to

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Speaker 2: miss here or missay. But it still kind of works

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Speaker 2: both ways.

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna alert okay.

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Speaker 2: Well the next ones I know, okay, but these are easy,

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Speaker 2: like Coleslaw. Some people think it's cold, slow, but it

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Speaker 2: makes sense. It's cold, that's delicious, or happy as a clam.

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Speaker 2: Some people hear happy as a clown also, which makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Alama, that's a lot.

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Speaker 5: How about this one? Deep seated like a chair?

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Speaker 1: Oh seed?

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Speaker 2: A lot of people say deep seated like a plant.

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Speaker 2: But the correct one is deep seated like a chair.

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Speaker 1: It is deep seated, like it makes more sense. It's

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Speaker 1: it like it grows from deep down.

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Speaker 5: It's like a it's like a giant but deep seed.

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Speaker 1: It's just very comfortable.

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Speaker 5: Also, a bald face lie bold face?

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Speaker 2: No, the correct way is bald faced, but a lot

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Speaker 2: of people think it's bold face.

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Speaker 1: People without beards lie a lot. Are you are you

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Speaker 1: accusing with?

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Speaker 2: Like a bald face is a clear face? It's an

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Speaker 2: obvious lie. What's a bold face?

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Speaker 1: It means you're very bold in saying this lie?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, coming down the pipe?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: That's the wrong way to say. The original phrase is

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 3: He shot his own cheek.

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Speaker 2: According to witnesses, the man was seen firing his guns

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Speaker 5: Maybe if you jump.

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Speaker 1: What did he rob himself to?

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Speaker 2: Afterwards, the sheriff released a statement saying, this is another

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Speaker 3: Yes they do.

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Speaker 1: Also, why you should not drop anvils anywhere.

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Speaker 5: That's a good PSA.

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Speaker 2: But someone out there needed to hear that this next

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Speaker 2: lazer story is out of deep deep space. So apparently

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Speaker 5: Mission about to go down.

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Speaker 3: You guys, this has never gone well.

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Speaker 1: Well bike, You know, scientists so smart at science.

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Speaker 2: So bad at life, right, and to make matters worse,

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is God is pro mission.

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you need another name?

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Speaker 1: Say they're very hopeful for humanity.

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Speaker 2: The responses weren't exactly what you would call appropriate. Some

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Speaker 3: I'm voting for.

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Speaker 2: There's also some creative acronyms that people suggested, like research education,

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Speaker 5: Mission, which spells rectum.

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Speaker 2: And planetary orbital observations pro pop.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. We're all waiting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to be an astronaut on that mission.

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Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of what would you do? HQ?

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Speaker 2: So someone's probably asked you this hypothetical question before, maybe

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Speaker 3: See if I can lose smell and keep taste.

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Speaker 1: I think smell turns against you often, you know, it's

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Speaker 2: But with Brooks cooking, taste turn against you too. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: seventy seven percent think their most important sense is eyesight.

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Speaker 2: most important is hearing, followed by touch. Smell came in

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Speaker 1: I love my tongue, I love yeah, I want to

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Speaker 2: And because sight was deemed the most challenging one to lose,

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Speaker 2: what you've never been like inspired by a beautiful scene?

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Speaker 3: Maybe sunset?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sunrise is Sunsets was on their jose. Also are

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Speaker 2: Actually they answer shows and movies that they like to watch.

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Speaker 5: But I think we all know what they meant.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's all about feel.

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Speaker 2: He just sniffs those shoes out and then operates one

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 12: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's helpful to take a little life shortcut by

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Speaker 2: I've done that life shortcut. Huh okay. And if you've

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Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think that you should do that.

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Speaker 2: I think it's worth a shot. Or instead of wasting

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Speaker 1: Nothing like morning sausage and some Oh.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what else you're speaking my language now, Brook,

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Speaker 2: But there is one thing that you really can't shortcut,

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Speaker 2: and that's dating. Oh, do not try the two different

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Speaker 2: and then you're gonna get exposed. Yeah, just like the

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Speaker 2: people you're about to hear when we do a brand

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Speaker 12: Oh sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.

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Speaker 9: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They thought they could get away with that, but now

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Speaker 2: book by its cover, but by what goes on in

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Speaker 2: Don't judge a bed by its cover. Look what's happening

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Speaker 2: inside the sheets? I don't, and then if it's not

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Speaker 2: it is called busted because we've got a few listeners

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Speaker 2: ready to tell us how they got their dumb exes

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Speaker 1: Very similar to book Club.

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Speaker 2: Starting with Aaron, tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 13: Okay, so my ex boyfriend loved escape rooms?

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Speaker 5: Loved what escape rooms?

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Speaker 14: Escape rooms?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, God did you have to do them

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Speaker 1: every date night?

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Speaker 5: Those are a good time though, dude.

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Speaker 10: Okay, family, try to do the easiest one, and we

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Speaker 2: Shut So what happened?

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Speaker 13: So for his birthday, our friends like we like kidnapped

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Speaker 15: And we took him to an escape room.

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Speaker 5: For fun, fun stuff like that, yeah for him.

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Speaker 13: So like, yeah, we were having a good time, but

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Speaker 13: of minutes later, an envelope like slides under the door

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Speaker 13: and I open it and it says someone in the

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Speaker 13: room is a cheater. Oh, and I was like, who okay,

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Speaker 13: I think there was a cheating in the game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right.

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Speaker 15: We were all just like laughing, like we.

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Speaker 13: Were like pointing you figures out each other and like whatever,

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Speaker 13: like we're obviously.

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Speaker 3: Bad cheaters because we're stuck.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Then another clue comes in and it says, no, you

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Speaker 13: don't get it. Your boyfriend Eric has been hooking up

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00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 13: with me behind your back.

454
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: Whoa, who oh my god.

455
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 3: I'd still be looking around the room like okay, this.

456
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 2: Is super detailed.

457
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,479
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, it's crazy.

458
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,159
Speaker 1: And then you con front of him and he's stuck

459
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: in the room with you. He can't even run away.

460
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 15: He couldn't leave.

461
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 14: So that was like the bad start for him.

462
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 13: So I just yelled at him for like twenty minutes

463
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 13: while his friends like tried to awkwardly finish the rest

464
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 13: of the puzzle.

465
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 2: He's never been more bonevated to escape from.

466
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 3: The room, dude.

467
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,160
Speaker 1: That's why.

468
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, next week we're going to talk to Saul. Tell

469
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 2: us how you busted your significant other.

470
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 4: I was livid at the time, but I can laugh

471
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 4: about it now.

472
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 1: That's healing, saw, that's called healing.

473
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 2: Good job, buddy, we want to laugh too.

474
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 16: What happened My girlfriend at the time and I we

475
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 16: had this ring doorbell camera and we get alerts for

476
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 16: anytime that someone comes up by the door. There's a

477
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 16: few times I'd get alerts of any movement. So my

478
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 16: girlfriend would look at her phone and be like, oh no,

479
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 16: it's just a raccoon again, nothing to worry about, just

480
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 16: a raccoon coming out of her porch. Okay, until this

481
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 16: one night she wasn't in bed and I wake up

482
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 16: to check the app and what do I see. There's

483
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 16: a man dressed as a giant raccoon calling up onto

484
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 16: our porch, like one of those fuzzy people.

485
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 2: Fuzzy I like fuzzy people better.

486
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 4: Fuzzy furry. My girlfriend comes on the camera. Lets this

487
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 4: guy in, So I run down up stairs. What the

488
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 4: hell is going on? Shure it up, my girlfriends, they're

489
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 4: making out with this giant raccoon. I'll prop my baseball

490
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 4: bat so they get the hell off. O the head

491
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 4: falls off. It's my neighbor from across the streets.

492
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean maybe she just actually mistook him for

493
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: a raccoon.

494
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that how you take an animals?

495
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 9: Yeah?

496
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 5: Wow's so cute.

497
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: Let me make out with it.

498
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 2: Okay, we got time for one more. Let's hear from Sophia.

499
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 2: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

500
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 15: So I was dating a doctor, you know every girl's

501
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 15: stream maybe.

502
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 5: And was a doctor.

503
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 15: I know he really was, But I got used to him,

504
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 15: you know, having to like randomly go in on his

505
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 15: days off and at weird times because you know, he's

506
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 15: a doctor.

507
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: So, oh my god, it'd be so easy to cheat

508
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 1: as a doctor. I'm gonna call then.

509
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 5: You know, it would be so easy to cheat dating

510
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 5: a doctor too.

511
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 15: No, sure, So when day I heard his phone going

512
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 15: off and he was in the bathroom, so I just

513
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 15: checked it for him, because you know, it's an emergency

514
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 15: he would need to know, and it was a text

515
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 15: with the contact name work. But the message was a

516
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 15: picture of a topless woman.

517
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: Well that checks out, they usual and put on like

518
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: the hospital.

519
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 15: It was absolutely like that. So it read something like

520
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 15: I'm hurt and I need you to come check on me.

521
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 15: Where does it hurt? Right that he got fired months

522
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 15: before that because he was getting it on with a nurse,

523
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 15: But he didn't tell me that he's been fired. He

524
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 15: was playing doctor online with lots of girls. Oh my godummy, right,

525
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 15: I mean, thank goodness, that's in the past.

526
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're still with him because he's a doctor.

527
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: Right, They can always find another job.

528
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 15: Fire doctor doesn't have the same ring to it.

529
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: Well, to make sure to hit up our textports seven eight, five,

530
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 2: nine to two if you have a funny story about

531
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 2: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on

532
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 2: the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up next.

533
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

534
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: Today, we call a guy who works for a big

535
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: department store and he's been there for a long time,

536
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 2: over two decades now, wow, and he's in charge of

537
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 2: customer service.

538
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 5: And now they've told.

539
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 2: Me he's a very very kind, very professional person.

540
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: Wow, so after two decades he still has that huh.

541
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he warned me you need to give him

542
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: a question that he's never heard before and doesn't have

543
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,239
Speaker 2: a clear solution. Oh no, we tried to stump him.

544
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 2: You'll see how he deals with it in your phone.

545
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: Tap right now.

546
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 9: It's another.

547
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: On the twenties.

548
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 8: She's the barber store of This is John. How can

549
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 8: I help you?

550
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 5: Hi? My name is Harold.

551
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: I came in there a few weeks ago and bought

552
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 2: a pair of pans in the uh the pants area

553
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 2: of the story.

554
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 5: I don't know what to call it.

555
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 8: Okay, you were in the men's apartment.

556
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, during one of your sales, M and I got

557
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: some some pants and they're ruining my life. Okay.

558
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 8: Are they're just not fitting correctly?

559
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 5: No, you don't understand, sir.

560
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 8: If your pants aren't working out for you, you know,

561
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 8: obviously we have a tremendous return policy if you just

562
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 8: bring those in with the receipt to assist.

563
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: You know, John, you're not hearing me, all right. I

564
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 2: wear them all the time to work, to the gym,

565
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 2: I wear them to bed. What I haven't showered in

566
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,919
Speaker 2: over two weeks because I haven't taken them off, not

567
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 2: even once.

568
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 8: So it sounds like to me you said that you're

569
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 8: you're really in love with these pants and that the

570
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 8: fit is exactly what you're looking for.

571
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: And love is not a strong enough word for how

572
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 2: I feel.

573
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: For these pants.

574
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 2: Wow, they have changed how I lived my life forever,

575
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,719
Speaker 2: I will I vow to die in these pants.

576
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 8: Well, sir, it doesn't sound like you have an issue

577
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 8: with our pants and just calling to let us know

578
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 8: how great they are.

579
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 5: No, there is an issue. There is.

580
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 7: What would that be?

581
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: The problem is I got them thirty percent off and

582
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 2: I would like to pay the full price.

583
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 8: Sure, how you received a tremendous discount, and as far

584
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 8: as price goes, I mean that's something you should be

585
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 8: proud of.

586
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 2: No, No, I insist please that I pay the full

587
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 2: retail price. I refuse to be a cheapo like my

588
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 2: father was.

589
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 8: Sure, I understand your strong feelings about these pants, but

590
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 8: payful price is not really necessary.

591
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: No, you don't understand. If you've heard what I said before,

592
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 2: I feel like I've taken advantage of the company, and

593
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 2: I just the guilt. It's overwhelming. I have to live

594
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: with this every day, knowing that I didn't pay full price.

595
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 8: Sure again, the price you paid was was a fair.

596
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 2: Price, you realize. Ever since I started wearing these pants,

597
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 2: my wife doesn't think I'm such a loser anymore.

598
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 8: Sure, I do need to ask you a quick question here.

599
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 7: Yeah, are you okay?

600
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 8: Are you feeling all right? I feel anything? Are you

601
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 8: on any medications right now?

602
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: I feel amazing because of the pants, but I also

603
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: feel horrible because of the pants.

604
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 8: This is a weird situation, Sarah.

605
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 5: Here's the deal.

606
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: I already know exactly how much extra I need to pay.

607
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 2: I still have the receipt framed up in my study. Wow,

608
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: so just tell me where do I need to send

609
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 2: them money to make things right?

610
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 8: We really don't have a process for that. No, but

611
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 8: I think you should just take the savings and come

612
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 8: back in and buy something else.

613
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you probably like that. I'm going to get

614
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: a new pair of socks that I love so much.

615
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: I have them on for the next three years. Now

616
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: I'm feeling guilty.

617
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 8: About the are in a commissioned business.

618
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: I don't think you're a communist business at all. I

619
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 2: love your business.

620
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 8: That's not what I meant.

621
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to assist it. All I'm trying to

622
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: do is honor these clothes and pay what they're worth

623
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: in full, and maybe do a little prank call while

624
00:28:59,440 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: I'm at it.

625
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 3: Why won't you let me do those things?

626
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 14: I knew it.

627
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 4: I knew this was a joke.

628
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: Because my real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey

629
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 2: in the morning and this is a phone tap.

630
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 5: Man, you're on the radio.

631
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I gotta say you were more than

632
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: helpful in what was ultimately an impossible situation.

633
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 8: Well, you know what, To be honest, this is the

634
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 8: highlight of my day.

635
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 9: So thank you.

636
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: Well, really you should thank your coworker Sadie, because she's

637
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: the one who set you up. She said it was

638
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: a little bit slow at the store and she wanted

639
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: to make you laugh today.

640
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 8: Well, Sadie owes me lunch now, So again, thank you.

641
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, And if it makes you feel any better,

642
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: I'm actually not wearing any pants, sir.

643
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 8: If you're not wearing pants, then come on down because

644
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 8: we're having a sale right now. But I don't know

645
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 8: how you're gonna feel after.

646
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,959
Speaker 3: No, don't put me through the shame. Wake up.

647
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 12: Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

648
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, if.

649
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 2: The people in this room we're on a date and

650
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: going to show off their sexiest talent, we know jose

651
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: would probably bust out ten of his best celebrity impersonations

652
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 2: all in under a minute.

653
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 3: Immediately, I mean immediately, I would.

654
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, sexyey, oh, sexy, don't try.

655
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 5: Please, I was gonna give you a chance.

656
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: Oh well, Alexis would probably take a cocktail napkin off

657
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: the bar and fashion it into an instant.

658
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 5: Crop top.

659
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: That's too big.

660
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,479
Speaker 2: And Brooke would demonstrate how her elk mating call can

661
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 2: attract any man from up to seven miles away.

662
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: Wow, I did that with my mouth.

663
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: That was impressed.

664
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 5: If that doesn't get you in the mood, nothing will.

665
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: You're about to get trampled if you don't get on this.

666
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 2: Luckily, for one of our listeners, he says, his sexy

667
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: talent is way more attractive than all of ours combined.

668
00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: Did you have possible?

669
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: He got the chance to show it off to his date.

670
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 2: Was it maybe too.

671
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 5: Much for her to handle?

672
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: I feel that we're about to find out when we

673
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 2: do your brand new second date book on your own time.

674
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: Give him what they asked for.

675
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 9: Job.

676
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, Now there's men swarming to the studio and

677
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: a couple albums horns. We have a work cut out

678
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: for your second date. Update, next second date, Up date, Brooke.

679
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Speaker 2: If a guy offers to cook for you on a

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Speaker 2: first date, is that a sexy move for you?

681
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 5: Thinking? Ah, he's trying too hard.

682
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Speaker 1: I don't like it?

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Speaker 5: You do?

684
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do? Especially if he can actually cook?

685
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. He goes into the kitchen and he

686
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 2: comes out to the table with the best hot pocket

687
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: that you ever tasted, and he's made it look pretty

688
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 2: too by putting a colorful toothpick flag.

689
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Speaker 3: What if he cuts it in half from there?

690
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Speaker 1: How do I still put in my mouth on it?

691
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 9: For you?

692
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Speaker 2: We've heard some home cooked meals go very well on

693
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 2: this segment, some not so well. We're gonna find out

694
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: how it went for one of our listeners named Todd,

695
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 2: who said he cooked for his date the other night

696
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: and now he needs our help.

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00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 5: Todd, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 1: Did you go with the og ham and cheese because

702
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: that is my personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and

703
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: cheese all day.

704
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 7: That's more of a lunch just for me.

705
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Speaker 10: Okay, Hey, Todd, can I ask are you a good cook?

706
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Speaker 10: Because I think the effort of cooking, whether you're good

707
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 10: or bad, is sexy to ladies.

708
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Speaker 3: But are you like a chef or something?

709
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 7: Now, I wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked

710
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 7: in a kitchen before. Okay, I can cook too, like

711
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 7: really really good Italian dishes. That's pretty much it. But

712
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 7: like it works well. I mean I cook a mean

713
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 7: shrimp alfredo.

714
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: Okay, are we just going to talk about his food?

715
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: What are we talking about his stage?

716
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 8: Can we?

717
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: I do want to just talk about the culinary side

718
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 2: of it, but we should focus on the girl that

719
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: you went out with.

720
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Speaker 5: What's her name?

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Speaker 7: It was Laurie.

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Speaker 1: Laurie. I'm guessing you went with the shrimp Alfredo. Did

723
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: you talk that up?

724
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 7: It's funny because I met Laurie online and in her

725
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 7: bio she had put like her favorite foods is seafood.

726
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 8: Right, oh nice?

727
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 7: And so you know, you got to have a good

728
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 7: opening line. So actually my opening line was was, hey,

729
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 7: so all you like seafood? Just so you know, my

730
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 7: shrimp alfredo is a real catch.

731
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Speaker 1: Do you like that, Alexis, I don't like shrimp Alfredo's

732
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Speaker 1: on the wrong person ask I say, you.

733
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Speaker 2: Know, Alexis just wants a bank statement as the first

734
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Speaker 2: text and then she'll make a decision from there.

735
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Speaker 3: You should have followed up with I'm just being krill

736
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Speaker 3: with you.

737
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Speaker 2: It's possible to overdo it though.

738
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Speaker 5: Did she like it?

739
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean she gave a little lol, and and

740
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 7: then we were texting for like a week. It was

741
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Speaker 7: really it was really flirty and really good. And invited

742
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Speaker 7: her over to prove it, you know, and she was down.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It means a lot like I feel like when people

745
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Speaker 1: go to someone's house on a first date, when they

746
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 1: meet on an Apple that's it's.

747
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Speaker 2: So cluch that you guys chatted for a week before

748
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Speaker 2: she agreed.

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Speaker 3: To do that, trust each other a little bit to

750
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Speaker 3: go well.

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Speaker 8: I thought it went really well.

752
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Speaker 7: I was really nervous because I really liked her. I

753
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,479
Speaker 7: thought she was really cute.

754
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Speaker 10: You know.

755
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 7: I did maybe go a little above me. I lit

756
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 7: a lot of candles in the house, and you know,

757
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 7: when she showed up, she noticed just like, oh, are

758
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 7: we doing a seance? And I was like.

759
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 1: That what she said that's hysterical.

760
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Speaker 2: That's a lot of CANSO.

761
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you didn't bring the Ouiji board.

762
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Speaker 7: No, no, no easy board. I was just like I

763
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 7: just thought. I was like, oh, I was just trying

764
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 7: to set the atmosphere, you.

765
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Speaker 1: Know, raising the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was

766
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: she cool? No?

767
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Speaker 8: Yeah, she was cool, you know.

768
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Speaker 7: And I had a fresh garlic bread that I had

769
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 7: made garlic bread brod.

770
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Speaker 1: Was the food ready when she got there? Did you

771
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: guys cook it together?

772
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 9: No?

773
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 7: No, the way I set it up, it was basically

774
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 7: like halfway done because I kind of did want to

775
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 7: finish cooking the meal, you know, while she was there. Yeah, yeah,

776
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 7: but yeah, I mean yeah, I served her the food

777
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 7: and it was good, and she said she liked the food.

778
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 7: I was like, I said, I was really nervous. I

779
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 7: felt like, thinking back, I may have been asking about

780
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 7: the food too much. You know, when you're like, oh,

781
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 7: how is it is good? And then like five minutes later,

782
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 7: oh can you taste the fresh basal?

783
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,959
Speaker 5: You know, it's kind of like a needy waiter at.

784
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: The resttes, like are you sure over?

785
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you guys do after dinner?

786
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Speaker 7: After dinner, we sat down on the couch for a movie,

787
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 7: and it was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as

788
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 7: I wanted to be on the couch, but I thought

789
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 7: this was a first date, you.

790
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: Know, when she just screwed over a little bit, it's

791
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: your couch.

792
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: It's kind of awkward though, once you're sitting and then

793
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: you move over, you know, like you have to do

794
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: it right as the sitting happens.

795
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 2: I like to slowly in show, like every minute you

796
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: just slide like a little bit closer until she doesn't

797
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 2: even realize all of a sudden she's in your arms.

798
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Speaker 14: She help you.

799
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 2: That that's not the movie you went with though.

800
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 7: Nah, No, I mean I was a little nervous, to

801
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 7: be honest, And you know, I sat down first, and

802
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 7: she kind of sat down where she was gonna sit down.

803
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good call.

804
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit on the opposite end

805
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 7: of the couch, but she wasn't like in my glass. Yeah, no,

806
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 7: we weren't.

807
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: No, Well, I mean, how did it end? How did

808
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: the night end?

809
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 7: Well, when the movie was over, after she wanted to

810
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 7: like have another glass of wine and talk a little more.

811
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 7: But right after the movie was over, she was like,

812
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 7: I gotta go, and I did kind of feel like

813
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 7: there was a little bit of a drop off, you know,

814
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 7: in that like it the light was definitely over, and

815
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 7: so she went home. And that's why I'm talking to

816
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 7: you guys. You know, it's just been very very sporadic

817
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 7: communication and the energy that. I mean, she's still kind

818
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 7: of texting me, but I just feel like it's totally

819
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 7: different now. I don't know what went wrong.

820
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 8: I mean the food.

821
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 7: I know the food was great, but and I was

822
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 7: a little nervous.

823
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're nervous. Energy maybe got the best of you.

824
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 10: This could just be a classic case of what a

825
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 10: lot of girls admit to, which is they just wanted

826
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 10: a free meal.

827
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: If a guy a free fresh cooked meal, you don't

828
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 3: sit through a movie.

829
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, I think that they just went on too long,

830
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: like he ate a bunch of alfredo and you're laid

831
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: on the couch for two hours.

832
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean, I've heard of being friend zoned before,

833
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: but chef Zone. That's a movie. Yeah, maybe you got

834
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: put in the chef zone. We'll find out what we

835
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 2: call her and get your second.

836
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 5: Date update right after this.

837
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 2: All right, all right, hold on Italian food, fine wine,

838
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 2: and sitting ten feet apart from each other on the

839
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 2: couch while watching The Goonies?

840
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 6: Goody is that it?

841
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: Did you find out something about the movie that we

842
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: didn't know?

843
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 7: No?

844
00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 2: I made an assumption.

845
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 5: Shirt.

846
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 3: Probably wasn't that, Jeff.

847
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 2: And you know now that I'm saying it, what would

848
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 2: have been a better move, Todd? As if you bought

849
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 2: a smaller couch so that she physically couldn't sit that

850
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 2: far away from.

851
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: He's actually really smart in a two seat? Why they

852
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: call him love seats?

853
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 3: He just slaps his knee all right.

854
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: Plenty of her own, But that's because Todd invited a

855
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: woman named Laurie over to his place recently to show

856
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: off his cooking skills, which he thought went pretty well.

857
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 2: But after their date, Laurie's not texting him as much.

858
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 5: As she was before.

859
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 2: Could it be that your famous shrimp alfredo was so

860
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 2: delicious it sent her into a delayed food coma ah,

861
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 2: and now she's just on her couch sleeping it.

862
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 3: Off for a long time for a week.

863
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 2: It's that tasty, yeah, Todd?

864
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, maybe, uh, if you think about it, it was

865
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 7: really good.

866
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: We'll find out, but we do want you to send

867
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: us a sample to the studio, just so that we

868
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 2: can be sure it's called research.

869
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 7: You gotta come over, you gotta come over. I do

870
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 7: what how with all the candles and everything.

871
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: The candle seemed to be like that may be one

872
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: of the things that went wrong. She did note that

873
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: it could be a seance.

874
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, is a fire, Marshal, and this is happen?

875
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: Why is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on this data?

876
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 2: But we'll see what she asked to say, and maybe

877
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: it's none of those things. Could be something totally out

878
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: of your control. We'll call her and find out.

879
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 7: All right, Yeah, let's see here we go.

880
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call her number right now. Hell, he is

881
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 5: this LORI?

882
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is she?

883
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 5: Well she is conscious, so we're gonna have to strike

884
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 5: that talking.

885
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 2: Oh that's possible. Are you awake right now?

886
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 5: Are you asleep?

887
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 14: I'm way Who says a funny call?

888
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

889
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: the morning.

890
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 14: Oh my goodness, I know you guys.

891
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: Sorry he should have, but more often than it does,

892
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: so we appreciate that.

893
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 7: I know.

894
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 3: What's sadder that our reactions like.

895
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he knows everybody recognizes me. Well, this

896
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: is good that you listen to us because we're doing

897
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: a second date update.

898
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 5: You're you familiar with that?

899
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

900
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 14: I think so. I mean, I know your voice is

901
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 14: weird to talk to you on the phone, not really

902
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 14: sure what that is.

903
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 2: But what's upgeah, We're trying to get a hold of

904
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: you on behalf of our listener who cooked for you

905
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: the other night named Todd oh.

906
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: Shrip Alfredo guy?

907
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, warehouse full of candles.

908
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, there were a lot of cans. Like, I'm like,

909
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 17: is this guy into Santa Ria?

910
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 14: I don't know.

911
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 2: So funny from the way that you're talking, it sounds

912
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 2: like maybe you like Todd.

913
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 16: Yeah, I like it.

914
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 14: He's really nice.

915
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 17: I just I feel we're talking about.

916
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 14: This on the radio.

917
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 2: Me too, I feel weird about it. So we're all

918
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: on the same boat here.

919
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 3: Everything he says on the radio jazz.

920
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: But obviously Todd reached out to us because he's feeling

921
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 2: a little bit confused that in the week following your

922
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 2: date the communications kind of dried up.

923
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, okay, so it's a weird situation, like I

924
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 17: did not mean to happen. Like I'm gonna wear the

925
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 17: situation right now.

926
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's an ex isn't it.

927
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 17: I'm not saying that one person. I'm on a dating app,

928
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 17: so I'm not exclusive with anybody.

929
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 5: You're dating multiple people right now.

930
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 17: Just two and they both happen to be chef. Oh

931
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 17: and I swear I did not intend this to happen.

932
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: Like the wait is Todd counted in the two? Yeah?

933
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean you just want a one date

934
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: with him?

935
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 2: And he told us that he's not a professional chef,

936
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 2: that he just he likes to cook.

937
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, the other guys like legit chef, but he

938
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 17: might piece of good cook too, So I mean I

939
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 17: did it?

940
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: Like why are you not calling Todd back? Though? Like,

941
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: I mean, are you just too busy with the other dude?

942
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: Are you hanging out with him or.

943
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 6: Also the other?

944
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 17: I don't really know what to do, Like I'm never

945
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 17: been in the situation before, and like one's really good

946
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 17: at Italian, the other is really good at Mexican. Makes

947
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 17: it a lot.

948
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: And they were like to divor, you're basing your love

949
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: life on how well they couln't look, why are you

950
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: stopping talking to one?

951
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 3: Keep it up?

952
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 7: I don't know what the rules are there's.

953
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: No ru Yeah, there's no rules. Alexis is right.

954
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: I mean.

955
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: You've gone out on one date. You didn't even sit

956
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: next to him on the couch. He said, I think

957
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 1: you're fine.

958
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 17: Like, I'm kind of used to the dating app thing,

959
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 17: and like for me, it's a little strange to be

960
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 17: dating more than one person, and I feel like I

961
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 17: make a decision, you know what I mean?

962
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 2: You're not comfortable juggling multiple guys like the women on

963
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: this show are.

964
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: They don't care what even pre dating apps. It's what

965
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: dating is, right.

966
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 10: I think she's already thinking that she likes them both. Eventually,

967
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 10: one of them she'll probably become.

968
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: Well were you waiting for to make your choice?

969
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 9: I don't know what.

970
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 17: They're like some bulls. And they're both great cooks. I

971
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 17: mean you say way to a man's heart or a stomach,

972
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 17: but you know, oh yeah.

973
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: I'm with you.

974
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 9: Girls.

975
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 3: I have an idea. Have you considered a real life

976
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 3: cooking competition.

977
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: Like the Top Chef?

978
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 10: You make them both come over and you're like, look, boys,

979
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 10: you're cooking for your livelihoods right now, you're cooking for me.

980
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: And then you yell at him, really mean like like

981
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 1: it don't make it the.

982
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 17: Wrong way, but like, is Italian the only thing you

983
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 17: can cook? Or like you do other cube.

984
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: And I see, Okay, I mean we're talking and we're

985
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,439
Speaker 2: joking about this a lot. But I do wonder how

986
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 2: Todd feels because he's been listening the entire time.

987
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 5: Everybody.

988
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 7: What wait, Laura, are you serious? You're you're seeing two

989
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 7: different chefs?

990
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 17: And then it really did not intend to happen. It's

991
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 17: not like I'm trolling for chef I promised you.

992
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 7: I mean I didn't want to believe that them when

993
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 7: they were saying, you know, ladies love a free meal.

994
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 7: But that seems like you're running a train on the

995
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 7: you know, the Cusine Ryne I.

996
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 3: Told you by accident.

997
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: No, it's just why she put in her dating profile.

998
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: She said she loves sa matter that's their only pickup line. Yes,

999
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: it's a good.

1000
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 14: How are your enchiladas?

1001
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure

1002
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 7: my food is better.

1003
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: Oh that's a little throwdown, So.

1004
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 2: You're not you're not intimidated by the other chef that

1005
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,720
Speaker 2: possibly could be cooking better than utadd.

1006
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm honestly shocked. I didn't know, Laurie. I

1007
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 7: didn't know you were you were seeing someone else. I

1008
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 7: mean I thought we were just having a date. I

1009
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 7: didn't know there was anyone else in the picture.

1010
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 17: Well, like I'm on dating app and I'm meeting different

1011
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 17: people and trying to get like out of my comfort zone.

1012
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 17: But like, are you saying you're not meeting anybody else?

1013
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 7: I mean no, I'm not. I mean, I I'm you know,

1014
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 7: I try to focus my attention on one person. I'm not,

1015
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 7: you know, disrespecting what you're doing. But heads up would

1016
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 7: be nice. Hey, I eat at a different guy's house

1017
00:44:56,080 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 7: every night of the week. Uh, just let me know

1018
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 7: and then I know. I mean, look, I get it,

1019
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 7: like we just met, we've only been on one date.

1020
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 7: But no, I'm not I'm not saying anybody. It would

1021
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 7: just be nice to know what you're doing.

1022
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so where do you stand with the other guy?

1023
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 17: It's like I said that on my comfort zone. So

1024
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 17: I'm just kind of trying to go with it.

1025
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 2: I bet mister Enchiladas didn't use as many candles in

1026
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 2: his apartments, so that's one point for Todd, but he

1027
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 2: may have.

1028
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: Paired it with a fresh margarita.

1029
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 2: Okay, we're tied one to one. Now you're keeping score.

1030
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 10: Can I ask an important question, all food aside personality wise, who.

1031
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 3: Do you like more?

1032
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: No one can.

1033
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: The food?

1034
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: That could be funnier, I could be.

1035
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 2: That's all side as.

1036
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 14: They're really both great guys.

1037
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: They are that cute. Can you just share the wealth

1038
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: a little bit like Alexis?

1039
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm gonna throw out an idea that's kind

1040
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 2: of unique.

1041
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: All right.

1042
00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:00,439
Speaker 2: I propose that Lorie, you and the Mexican chef get

1043
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 2: together and go over to Todd's place and have Todd

1044
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 2: cook for both of you. Then Todd, you and Laurie

1045
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: get together and go over to mister Mexican Chef's place.

1046
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to get involved in a throuple.

1047
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm all about this, all right.

1048
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: Okay, suddenly you were uncomfortable just say two men separately,

1049
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: and now you want them all in the same rooms.

1050
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 14: By cooking for me?

1051
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, for a.

1052
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 10: Week, why don't we have both chefs come to our

1053
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 10: studios cook for all, including Laurie.

1054
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 3: We can all do a vote.

1055
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm not making out with him.

1056
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: I want I want some tacos.

1057
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 5: We'll kiss him for it. I'm willing to some good shrimp.

1058
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 2: But we would like you to get back together with

1059
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 2: Todd Laurie, and we would pay for you to meet

1060
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: up again.

1061
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, I would really like that.

1062
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 8: I would like it if he's okay for a second date.

1063
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 7: I was happy to hear that she was a little

1064
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 7: shy on the couch because I was also a little nervous.

1065
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 7: So maybe we could get closer.

1066
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 14: I mean, that's the thing about the couch.

1067
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 17: It's harder to get closer to the Mexican chef because.

1068
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 14: Of all the beans and everything involved.

1069
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's what all the scented candles in his

1070
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 2: room are for.

1071
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, you do, not lift blanket up.

1072
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: The less gassy up.

1073
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Why is the text board blowing

1074
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: up right now suggesting I dress up as one of

1075
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 2: the chefs and make out with both of them.

1076
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 3: I didn't see that at all.

1077
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 5: Actually, wait, that's not the text board.

1078
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 2: I wrote that down on this piece of page. This

1079
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: show is so confusing sometimes. But no, like Brooks said,

1080
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: I am interested in getting an update from those two.

1081
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: But certain do you think text coming up pieces of.

1082
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: We're going old fashioned?

1083
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 5: You know, we have the technology here isn't great.

1084
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 2: You know, once the dust settles and dinner time rolls around,

1085
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 2: she's going to be over at her place thinking don't

1086
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: want Mexican?

1087
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 5: Or do I want it? Tally you A tough choice,

1088
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 5: but a great.

1089
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: Choice for real, and she's gonna get cooked from both

1090
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: of them.

1091
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and either way she wins. We want to help

1092
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 2: you win in your dating live email the show. We'll

1093
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: call that person who isn't calling you back. And if

1094
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 2: you want to check out any of our second date updates,

1095
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 2: go listen to them up online at Brooknjeffrey.

1096
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 9: Dot com Brook and Jeffrey.

1097
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 2: In the morning, are you driving to work right now?

1098
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 2: Stuck in a rut? Thinking? Wow, what would it be

1099
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 2: like if I didn't have to listen to this stupid

1100
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: radio show every single morning?

1101
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: You can listen to our podcast too, You don't have

1102
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: to be driving.

1103
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get what you're thinking. I understand. Yes, that

1104
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 2: would be a plus. But you're also probably thinking, what

1105
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: if I could quit my dumb job and do something

1106
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 2: else to make a lot more money.

1107
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 3: Wow, that's an opportunity.

1108
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: That's a good thought.

1109
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: What would that look like? Well, one woman has figured

1110
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 2: out the answer. She's a mother of four who recently

1111
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 2: quit her full time gig and now supports her entire

1112
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 2: family by doing something that only requires three hours of

1113
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: effort a day. That's easy, and she's gotten millions and

1114
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: millions of TikTok followers because of it. We're going to

1115
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 2: tell you what she's been doing coming up the lucrative

1116
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 2: career you never even knew you wanted. Oh it's broken,

1117
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, everyone's looking to climb the

1118
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 2: ladder right now, make more money, get a better job,

1119
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 2: doing less actual work, maybe even getting to stay at

1120
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: home while you do it.

1121
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: That's the new thing.

1122
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: There's a less actual work card, isn't there.

1123
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, more than a few people who work

1124
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: at this radio station I've decided to leave recently to

1125
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: pursue other careers with way more money.

1126
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: In It's every week there's somebody new from sales leaving

1127
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: her promotion.

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00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 2: Well it's not that crazy. I mean, I know it's

1129
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: shocking to the people listening in their cars right now,

1130
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 2: but here's a secret. Radio people generally don't make very

1131
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 2: much money.

1132
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, crazy that other people want to hire

1133
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 1: people that worked in radio.

1134
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because of Brook's salary.

1135
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 5: They had to cut thirty employees.

1136
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 2: In the past year.

1137
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 3: Literally didn't go on to anything. She just quit and

1138
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,760
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Brook.

1139
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasn't on me. Quitting on their own.

1140
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1141
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: See, Brook doesn't even feel bad about it. But I'm

1142
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: talking about if you could make more money and be

1143
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 2: happier working out of your home, would you do that? I?

1144
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: Yes, But why would you say no?

1145
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1146
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 5: Some people like feeling miserable every day?

1147
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 3: Too much money?

1148
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: What else would I post on Facebook? Yeah, it wasn't

1149
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: a complaint.

1150
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 2: Well, one woman in Dallas is making news for doing

1151
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 2: just that. Her name's Tiffany Scherie. She's a thirty two

1152
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 2: year old mother of four. She was working in a

1153
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 2: cafeteria full time for years, living paycheck to paycheck, doing

1154
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 2: the daily grind, and finally, because of COVID, one day

1155
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 2: she got thinking, Oh, there has to be something more

1156
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 2: to life than just working for the man. Yeah, in fact,

1157
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 2: what if I could be my own boss?

1158
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, are you talking us into some sort of

1159
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: like pyramid scheme they like sell leggings online. In a second, I'll.

1160
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 2: Tell you what she did. She quit her job and

1161
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 2: found something way more lucrative. She became a full time

1162
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: dumpster diver.

1163
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 3: Whoa wait a minute, people from dumpsters.

1164
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: My family has done this for years.

1165
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 2: She literally goes around town, jumping into different businesses garbage

1166
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 2: receptacles to find hidden treasures that she can then upsell

1167
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 2: on Etsy or EBAs shu.

1168
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 1: She's just like refurbishing.

1169
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 2: There's a picture of Tiffany if you want to see

1170
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: her about to do her dumpster dives.

1171
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 10: I don't know what dumper divers look like, but she

1172
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 10: doesn't seem like a stereotypical dumpster dive.

1173
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: She had clubs run the gambit.

1174
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: So Tiffany started off by watching YouTube videos about this

1175
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: and thought, hey, you know what, I could jump into

1176
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: a garbage dump That's something I'm qualified to do.

1177
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure that stops nine percent of the people

1178
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 10: this job.

1179
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 3: They don't want to jump into the dumpster.

1180
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: I think it's brilliant. I mean, people throw away so

1181
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: much good stuff.

1182
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 2: She mostly targets commercial trash the dumpsters behind stores like

1183
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: Victoria's Secret That and Beyond Party City and Ulta Beauty,

1184
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: because they'll sometimes toss newer returned merchandise that they can't

1185
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 2: resell for some reason, like it has slightly damaged packaging,

1186
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: so they have to toss it out and then Tiffany

1187
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: hops in the trash and grabs it.

1188
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about garbage brass.

1189
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 2: Okay, again, none of the stuff is used.

1190
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 5: It's just unsellable at the store.

1191
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 9: That's why.

1192
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: She's making enough money to quit her job and do

1193
00:52:59,320 --> 00:52:59,959
Speaker 1: this full time.

1194
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 2: Yes, not too long ago. She found a box of

1195
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 2: brand new makeup and skincare products worth about twelve hundred dollars. Yay,

1196
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 2: so she was able to sell that on eBay for

1197
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: one grand might I.

1198
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: Mean she probably smells like it's not going to be

1199
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: the best smelling day after a day of work. But

1200
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: like the excitement. You're like a treasure hunter, you know,

1201
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: like when you find something amazing.

1202
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 2: She also found a seven hundred and fifty dollars Italian

1203
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 2: coffee maker. Yeah, he was able to resell that online.

1204
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 3: See Martha Stewart would throw that out. I'd be a

1205
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 3: celebrity hunter.

1206
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 2: She pulled out smart TVs, smart watches, children's toys that

1207
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 2: are still in the packaging, headphones, and thousands.

1208
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 5: Of dollars worth of unopened makeup products.

1209
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 2: I'll show you a picture. So she goes out every

1210
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 2: night and does this. Here's one night's haul that's filling

1211
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 2: up the backup for pickup.

1212
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 3: Tell that is a lot of makeup.

1213
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 2: Actually, there's tons and tons of products.

1214
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 1: Wow, are you sure this stuff is on? It is unopened,

1215
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: it's in boxes, you guys. This is like nice.

1216
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 10: Brands because she's going to the corporate places so they're

1217
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 10: still seal right.

1218
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 2: And according to Tiffany, she makes between eight hundred to

1219
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars a week just reselling these products. And

1220
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 2: that's more than triple what she was making before, almost

1221
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 2: fifty k.

1222
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 3: If you're making a grand a week aared.

1223
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: Her makeup is looking so good. Yeah, she's even the

1224
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: best stuff for herself.

1225
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 3: And oh my god, whorred you get that palate? She's

1226
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 3: like the dumpster.

1227
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, the alley between third and second. Yeah,

1228
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: that one.

1229
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 2: Because of this, she now runs a popular TikTok account

1230
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:28,760
Speaker 2: which has.

1231
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 5: Two million followers on it, and they gonna.

1232
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 3: Make a room money.

1233
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 5: They all await her updates on her dumpster scores.

1234
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: I want to follow, I know, I want to see

1235
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: that because it is one thing to be like I

1236
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: had one good night and I made a thousand bucks.

1237
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 3: But to do it every single.

1238
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: Week against that is she's like a human raccoon.

1239
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 2: So a lot of her followers leave her messages about

1240
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: how she's inspired them, and thousands of people around the

1241
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 2: world are saying they're starting to dive to.

1242
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 10: You know, this is good because less waste, you guys,

1243
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 10: we can resell.

1244
00:54:59,320 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1245
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 10: Have your friends used to go to like the cookie

1246
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 10: place they threw out of their cookies at the end

1247
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 10: of the night in the dumpster they rap there a box.

1248
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll give you that's sure.

1249
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1250
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 2: She says her own children sleep on dumpster, found bed sheets,

1251
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 2: pillows and blankets, so her family doing just fine.

1252
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 1: My family found a break two mattress that was still

1253
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: in the plastic wrapping in an abandoned cabin that we

1254
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: did we use.

1255
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 5: What are you going on in an abandoned cabin?

1256
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was abandoned, but there was a brand new mattress.

1257
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: The plastic was still on it.

1258
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 3: Murdered on it was her family in there.

1259
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: Check it out. We walked by it a couple of times.

1260
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 3: Abandoned cabin.

1261
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 2: Now she's getting her kids in on the action and

1262
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 2: they're following her on her dives.

1263
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what.

1264
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: They're small and they can fit in there better.

1265
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: Her last post to go viral on TikTok was a

1266
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 2: mother daughter dive where she was swimming in trash alongside

1267
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 2: her eight year old.

1268
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: Okay, why are they not we like gloves are dressed up?

1269
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, sanitary?

1270
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: I mean well again, these are behind the commercial stores.

1271
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 5: You're diving in makeup and you know, couches.

1272
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like the garbage that's in the store

1273
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: as well.

1274
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 2: She says seventy five percent of her house now is

1275
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 2: furnished with dumpster fines, from her couches, to her tables

1276
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: to all her toilet paper. Okay, okay, yeah, sometimes one

1277
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 2: woman's trash is another woman's trash.

1278
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 12: Yes, it is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1279
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: All right, Broke, this is for four winds in a

1280
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 2: row today, Okay, and you're gonna be playing a first timer. Oh,

1281
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 2: never done this before. His name's JD from gig Harbor. Hey, JD, Hey,

1282
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 2: how's it going?

1283
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: Are you just going buy initials in case you embarrass

1284
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: yourself and you just don't.

1285
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: Want to who you are?

1286
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 8: Funny enough, my initials are JD.

1287
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 7: But my name is actually spelt out ja y d E.

1288
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh wowly funny.

1289
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 3: That's great.

1290
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: Why'd they smell it out?

1291
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 8: It's a long story.

1292
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 7: I'll ask my mom, but apparently that's.

1293
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 4: What her and my dad decided on.

1294
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 2: All right, right, well, here we go. We're about to

1295
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 2: take your win, Brooks Bucks Virginity. Here, brook will try

1296
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 2: and be gentle with you. I never here we go.

1297
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 2: You know the game's played. You have thirty seconds to

1298
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know

1299
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 2: and just say pass, you have to beat Brook out

1300
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 2: rights to win.

1301
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 5: You ready, man, let's go?

1302
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 2: All right? Your time starts now on this day in

1303
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight, What teen drama series starring James Vanderbeek

1304
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: and Katie Holmes premiered on the WB Austin's Creek in

1305
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy three. Which company manufactured the world's first cell phone? Apple,

1306
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 2: Nokia or Motorola?

1307
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 4: Umm?

1308
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 7: Nokia?

1309
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 5: What type of creature is Shrek? A?

1310
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 8: Oh, he's a.

1311
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 2: Who was the first US president to be from the

1312
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 2: Democratic Party? All right, Madison, my answer it's too late

1313
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 2: now Brook's coming back into the studio.

1314
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: What is it?

1315
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 5: No, No, no, no, so JD.

1316
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 2: Other than the interesting spelling of your name, what else

1317
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 2: should we know about you?

1318
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 7: I am an athlete. I graduated high school with twelve

1319
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 7: varsity letters.

1320
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: Dude, that's awesome.

1321
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 2: Which letters?

1322
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 7: Football, wrestling, and track?

1323
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: J and d X Y.

1324
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 3: That's impressive?

1325
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: Are you, like, are you still athletic? Or was that

1326
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: your glory?

1327
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 9: It is?

1328
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 7: I have three children now, so I'm a little less athletic.

1329
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,479
Speaker 2: Okay, working back towards it, okay, chasing the kids for you?

1330
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 7: For you?

1331
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a lot of future in being

1332
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: a volunteer coach wrestling coach? Absolutely?

1333
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 14: Okay?

1334
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 1: Nice?

1335
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,919
Speaker 5: All right, Brooks, your turn, You're ready?

1336
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 2: Yep, your time starts now on this day in nineteen

1337
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: ninety eight. What teen drama series starring James Vanderbeek and

1338
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 2: Katie Holmes premiered on the wb ass in nineteen seventy three.

1339
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 2: Which company manufactured the world's first cell phone, Apple Nokia

1340
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 2: or Motorola Nokia. What type of creature is Shrek.

1341
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: Monster?

1342
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 2: Who was the first US president to be from the

1343
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: Democratic Party?

1344
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: Uh?

1345
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 2: JFK in Which city is? Which city is the famous

1346
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 2: Kentucky Derby held each year? All right? Got our answers,

1347
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 2: and that.

1348
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: Was JFK, the first president you asked for.

1349
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did

1350
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 2: with Jose.

1351
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,439
Speaker 3: JD. You got one correct today, my man.

1352
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, did you want her en roller skating?

1353
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 5: JD or cracks moo brook.

1354
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 3: You did get an extra question in.

1355
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I got one.

1356
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 3: You needed it because you only got WHOA.

1357
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: I'll take it, oh JD. I'm sorry. Tie does go

1358
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 2: to the house. Well, let's go over there. We'll go

1359
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: over the answers for everybody here on this day. In

1360
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight, the teen drama series with James Vanderbeek

1361
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 2: and Katie Holmes on the WBT, Dowson's crazy. That's right,

1362
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: Mike could not think of it.

1363
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: Just save my life.

1364
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 2: The company that manufactured the world's first cell phone in

1365
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy three would be Motorola. Shrek is an ogre.

1366
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 3: I'm an old gotta ogre, yells it over and over.

1367
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 2: The first US President from the Democratic Party is Andrew Jackson,

1368
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 2: the seventh president, and the Kentucky Derby is held every

1369
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 2: year in Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky, so I'm sorry JD

1370
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 2: no cash today. Thank you so much for playing with us.

1371
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 2: We'll be back to play windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.

1372
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning