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Speaker 1: Who can you actually trust for good dating advice? It's

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't know even people are on a touch now.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: We can't say, like this show, do you think we

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Speaker 1: give good advice?

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Speaker 4: I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: The advice is don't do what most people do on

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Speaker 2: our show.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I mean, can you ask your friends for advice?

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Speaker 3: They have way too much confidence in you. They're like,

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Speaker 3: they're like, you're great.

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Speaker 1: You just you don't change anything about yourself.

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Speaker 3: Anyone would be lucky to have horrible advice.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, your parents they have no confidence in you. They're like, look,

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Speaker 1: you're not getting any younger, and you can't be so

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Speaker 1: damn picky. I'm gonna die before you get married. Like,

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Speaker 1: just literally choose anyone that's.

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Speaker 3: Actually I think it's most parents.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe the real love urus were actually

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Speaker 1: the ancient Romans. I say that because someone looked back

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Speaker 1: at dating advice from a poet in ancient Rome named

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Speaker 1: Ovid who wrote down these dating tips for men two

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Speaker 1: thousand years ago, and honestly some of it still rings

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Speaker 1: true today. If any of them is beheader, if she

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Speaker 1: says no to I swear jeffot Door.

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Speaker 3: Let's find out. Tip number one.

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Speaker 1: To find love, you have to make an effort. Ovid

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Speaker 1: told men they shouldn't just expect their soulmates to magically

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Speaker 1: appear in front of them one day. Quote, she will

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Speaker 1: not come floating down to you through the tenuous air.

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Speaker 1: She must be sought out. Yeah, that's actually good advice.

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Speaker 1: Tip number two, you probably won't find her at a bar,

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Speaker 1: he said. He said, you won't choose the right person

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Speaker 1: if you're wasted drunk.

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Speaker 3: That's what the Roman and poet said.

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Speaker 1: That is you know that they were getting drink, they're

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Speaker 1: getting crunk back in an.

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Speaker 3: I don't think women were at the bars with them, guys,

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Speaker 3: that's also true. Number three, don't look like a slob.

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Speaker 1: Quote do not let your nails project, nor let any

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Speaker 1: hair be in the hollow of your nostrils, And let

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Speaker 1: not the breath of your mouth be sour and unpleasing,

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Speaker 1: And don't let.

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Speaker 2: Your bed sheet be too wrinkly.

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Speaker 1: Yes, then he does fourteen paragraphs on manscaping, So clearly

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Speaker 1: this Ovid guy knows what he's talking a.

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Speaker 3: Row what did they use for toothpaste?

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Speaker 1: Back then?

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Speaker 3: To keep that breath all fresh.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I was thinking like beef fat or something.

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Speaker 1: Not sure exactly how, but speaking of a man escaped

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Speaker 1: Roman god, I think it's time for Digital Jake to

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Speaker 1: disrobe and give us trivia or you know what, you

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Speaker 1: can do what.

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Speaker 3: OVID says and keep your clothes.

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Speaker 4: On, just advice.

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Speaker 3: I'll just stick to the trivia.

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Speaker 4: Is the birthday of legendary Hollywood cowboy John Wayne. You

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Speaker 4: might know him from the countless Western films he starred in,

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Speaker 4: or possibly from flying Southwest through John Wayne Airport in

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Speaker 4: Santa Ana, California. He has appeared in over one hundred

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Speaker 4: and seventy films. Wow, He's won an Academy Award, and

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Speaker 4: he's delivered some of the most iconic lines in movie history.

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Speaker 4: And there may be one other person on earth with

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Speaker 4: a sharper tongue than the Duke. And that's why today

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Speaker 4: we're doing a special who said it John Wayne or

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Speaker 4: t Payne edition of twenty of twenty because it's his

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Speaker 4: birthday too, the auto tune cowboy of hip hop. So

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Speaker 4: you say number one through twenty, I'll give you an

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Speaker 4: iconic quote. You just have to tell me was that

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Speaker 4: Jay Wayne or Tee Payne. We'll start with the woman who,

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Speaker 4: just like te Pain loves the bartender. Five five Alexis,

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Speaker 4: your quote is life is tough, but it's tougher if

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Speaker 4: you're stupid pain John Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, maybe if I heard him like a

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Speaker 1: cowboy accent, I could just like, if I.

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Speaker 4: Could do any accent you wish one request?

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Speaker 3: Okay, cowboy because John has a country accent.

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Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, he's been talking about how he's a cowboy

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Speaker 1: for the last five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid. That's

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Speaker 4: me if I was wearing a hat.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow cowboys.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna stereotype. I'll do an accent. I'm not

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Speaker 4: gonna stereo.

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Speaker 3: I heard the not really let's go Jay Wayne.

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Speaker 4: No, Alexi says, that's John Wayne quote. I did help.

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Speaker 3: That was correct, spot on, John Wayne. Thank you like

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Speaker 3: stupid people.

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Speaker 4: It's your turn. Five is off board, give me twelve twelve.

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Speaker 4: Your quote is I think Eminem should use auto tune?

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Speaker 4: Is that t pay poor cowboy actor John Wayne? That's

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Speaker 4: a tough one. Guy.

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Speaker 3: Would be Eminem doing like rap God.

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Speaker 2: And all Boo's with the spurs would be really good

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Speaker 2: with auto tune.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a different artist it is. I know,

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Speaker 3: I know true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just thinking of rap.

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Speaker 4: You know, I am.

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Speaker 2: Gonna have to say T Pain though, you're shocking, shocking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Brook says T Pain. Yes, I did double

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Speaker 4: check that one. It was a timeline thing for me.

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Speaker 2: You know, the overlapped I'm sure he would have felt

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Speaker 2: that way.

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Speaker 3: Hose were over to you.

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Speaker 4: Five and twelve for off the board, Let's go seven seven.

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Speaker 4: Your quote is I haven't had a fight since I

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Speaker 4: was eleven, and I only won that because she had

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Speaker 4: an asthma attack.

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Speaker 3: That pain and John Wayne, why.

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Speaker 2: I don't think even if it really happened, John Way

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Speaker 2: would ever be caught on cameras saying that he got

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Speaker 2: beat up by a girl because I was rough.

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Speaker 3: And tough cowboy.

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Speaker 4: He won.

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Speaker 3: He won, Oh you beat up a girl?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, attack.

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Speaker 1: He didn't stop during the attack for it.

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Speaker 2: So I watched Pain in his streams and I can

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Speaker 2: see him saying this easily.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go cheap pain easily. Jose says, T Pain. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: that Wayne? Really, that is I.

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Speaker 2: See and telling a funny story like man the one

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Speaker 2: time I want to find with his asthma attack man.

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Speaker 3: It's probably like a comedy.

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Speaker 4: Great, yeah, Jeffrey, five seven, That equals twelve. All three

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Speaker 4: of those numbers were off the board.

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Speaker 3: Take four, Jeffery.

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Speaker 4: Your quote is when I was a kid, I had ringworm. Hell,

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Speaker 4: I was more worm than boy for a couple of years.

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Speaker 4: There is that an artist T Pain or former NFL

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Speaker 4: draft pick John Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, yeah, I think I read an article in

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Speaker 1: Rolling Stone about how t Pain caught ringworm on his

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Speaker 1: Double Trouble Happy Hour tour back.

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Speaker 3: In two thousand and see year old girl with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ringworm doesn't seem so much as a T Pain

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Speaker 1: problem as it does a Jane Wayne problem.

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Speaker 3: So get me, John Wayne. Jeffrey says, John.

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Speaker 4: Wayne absbolutely got that one right, and that means unfortunately

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Speaker 4: Jose has lost today's edition plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened, but Jose, you took

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Speaker 1: the l this morning, and you're gonna be singing by

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Speaker 1: you a drank by tea Pain.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm a buy you a drank. Wee, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna take you home with me.

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Speaker 1: That goes against all the advice that roman Ovid would

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Speaker 1: give so darn very anti tea pain, but that is

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Speaker 1: your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning.