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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Fine seven.

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Speaker 2: Elvis sixteen Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Are the rolling everywhere rolling the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, it's time to do it fifteen minutes

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Speaker 3: or not.

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Speaker 1: We'll see when we get there. We never know till

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Speaker 1: we end it.

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Speaker 3: People take bets on us, like what do you think,

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Speaker 3: I say twelve minutes, I say eight. I bet they do,

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Speaker 3: I bet I bet. Las Vegas is checking the odds

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Speaker 3: every day. We've got Scottie Bee in the Serial.

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Speaker 1: Killers podcast booth.

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Speaker 3: We've got Gandhy look at that six years in a

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Speaker 3: day on this show for two days one day.

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Speaker 4: I'm into my seventh year.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Scary's here into his thirtieth year. Thirtieth say donut, donut, doughnut.

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Speaker 3: Garrett is here, and there's Danielle and there's straight Nate

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Speaker 3: looking mighty DApp or your hair, you've got this right hair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is one compliment I get a lot because

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Speaker 5: I'm in my forties now and if I get my haircut,

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Speaker 5: they're like, oh man, you got such.

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Speaker 1: You got some hair. I used to get that compliment

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Speaker 1: when I had hair.

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Speaker 2: It'll go at some point, did you wet it?

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Speaker 4: Or jellet or something.

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Speaker 5: I just put some stuff in it because I was

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Speaker 5: when I get like tired or are you tired?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were out late. Let's talk about it. Then

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Speaker 3: this could be our podcast. Let's talk about you and

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Speaker 3: me out late.

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Speaker 1: Yeah tired.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that anymore. I was.

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Speaker 3: I was in bed by nine to forty five. I

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Speaker 3: don't think that's not late.

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Speaker 2: No, I wasn't home till ten thirty.

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Speaker 1: That's not later.

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Speaker 2: That's late for me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And you were here early too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so so was I.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I'm tired too, though, I'll be honest anyway. So, yeah,

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Speaker 3: your hair is good and we were late. Okay, moving

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Speaker 3: on board of that, unless you want to go back

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Speaker 3: to that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, I do find it interesting that the two

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Speaker 4: of you were out late, had a really good time,

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Speaker 4: and then this morning. It's been a long time trying

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Speaker 4: to figure out why your fingers smelled weird, interesting.

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Speaker 3: Smell like it smells like Nate's butthole. All right, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: God does your butthhole smell?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I bet he has a gnarly.

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Speaker 2: You all do at some point once you get it

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Speaker 2: in there.

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Speaker 5: I think everybody's butthole smells once you get get something

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Speaker 5: in there about somebody's finger.

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Speaker 1: I think you put a finger in anybody's butthole.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen a clean finger come out at the

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Speaker 2: proctologist ever. What what?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry, I really took us down a dark

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Speaker 4: path here. I was just trying to make a joke.

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Speaker 2: Does somebody's butthole not smell well?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's you watch it smell about.

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Speaker 5: The insertion and you pull it.

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Speaker 2: Out, Oh my gosh, buttle and smelling it?

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Speaker 1: Because could you use like a swab instead of your finger?

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Speaker 1: Who does that?

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Speaker 4: I promise Scotty has at some point.

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Speaker 1: Scotty swab Scotty, what's that? Taken? A swabob your bule?

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Speaker 1: About something else? Were we?

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Speaker 2: What were we going?

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Speaker 1: We can stick to anything doing.

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Speaker 2: Judge craft or something?

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Speaker 1: No show? Well, should you start over?

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Speaker 2: Should we call it right there?

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Speaker 1: We thought we're gonna of the podcast? No edits, no edits.

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Speaker 5: Would you have had that conversation on the air just now?

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Speaker 1: I could have but some of it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have had to cut it.

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Speaker 1: I think the second butthole forbidden worse, no, just excessive

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Speaker 1: use of the word butthole.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever used as an adult.

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Speaker 4: What what.

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Speaker 1: Don't you have something to do for baby's butts when

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Speaker 1: they have a rash?

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Speaker 2: I'm asking if you ever use it as an adult?

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Speaker 2: Have you every once in a while for what? What's

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Speaker 2: giving her as rest? Excessive wiping day? I don't like

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Speaker 2: waters bringing my butt for a rash. It's not a rash,

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Speaker 2: it's just you know.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Miday life is fantastic. I love it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I almost got stuck on your toilet. In your I

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Speaker 2: don't know what to do in your toilet.

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Speaker 1: We do use like thirty grits sandpaper.

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Speaker 2: Here.

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Speaker 1: I'm here at this nice he's an electric Sanders.

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Speaker 2: Turn it on.

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Speaker 1: I'm crying this jackhammer up my ass.

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Speaker 2: I make sure to go twice here so.

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Speaker 5: I just about keeping these podcasts that one.

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Speaker 1: Out the window.

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Speaker 2: I make sure to go twice here so I save

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Speaker 2: on toilet paper at home.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, okay, this programming you know will start the

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Speaker 3: clean podcast tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Scotti adheres to the rule which I know you

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Speaker 5: probably know.

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Speaker 2: What's that boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

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Speaker 2: That's why I ship on company times. Oh I like that,

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Speaker 2: and he.

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Speaker 1: Is that's so stupid. Oh did he make ge'sier?

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Speaker 2: How long do you spend in the bathroom? At least fifteen?

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Speaker 2: I'm in at five oh one and I'm in my

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Speaker 2: studio with five nineteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Every day, like clockwork work.

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Speaker 2: So if if you're not in there, you know something's wrong. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: or if I'm late, there's trouble. I heard it.

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Speaker 1: I heard another take on that little saying do we

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Speaker 1: have to hear it?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: No, it was it was like it was. It was,

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Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna hear it. Day is long, my

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Speaker 1: pay is small. I take my time and fuck them all.

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Speaker 1: That was what I heard, But it.

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Speaker 2: Was the same cadence. Yeah, well that's like your smoking

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Speaker 2: break thing. That's the same. That's the same thing. What's

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Speaker 2: that means? Right when people go take smoke breaks because

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Speaker 2: they feel like.

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Speaker 1: That is there is there a saying for that one?

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Speaker 2: That was kind of those people all take my time

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Speaker 2: smoking everything exactly, smoking, shitting whatever.

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Speaker 3: Lord, I don't know if you've sat this long through

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Speaker 3: this podcast, I really really.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I don't get paid till six. I take my

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Speaker 2: time on the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Oh lord, And I will say I see him because

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Speaker 4: I'll come in sometimes when he's coming around the corner.

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Speaker 4: I'll come out of my cuby hole when he's coming

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Speaker 4: around the corner. The man has a newspaper.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't read the paper in there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, alright, I'm bored. Can we just end it? How

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Speaker 1: long was that? Cares?

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Speaker 2: Six minutes?

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Speaker 1: Six minutes. That was bad. The fifteen minute Morning Show