Speaker 1: Second date update. We've got a woman named Lisa who
Speaker 1: emailed us for a second date update. And Lisa has
Speaker 1: a request. Okay, she says, she just doesn't want us
Speaker 1: to think she's a bad person. No matter what, you
Speaker 1: guys have to promise to not think she's a bad person.
Speaker 1: That's what she's asked of us. So can you guys promise?
Speaker 1: I promise? My hand is over my heart. I you know,
Speaker 1: I don't like her promises I can't keep I mean you. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, by her saying that she already thinks
Speaker 1: she's a bad person. So but she doesn't want you
Speaker 1: to think that. Can you promise not to think that? Please? Okay? There,
Speaker 1: because I read her email, of course I think she's
Speaker 1: a bad person. I just don't want you guys to
Speaker 1: think that. We can't all be in unison thinking that.
Speaker 1: So hopefully she doesn't hear any of me saying any
Speaker 1: of that. So Lisia there, I'm here. I'm conflicted about
Speaker 1: being here, but I'm here. She definitely urged you because Lisa,
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't heard. Yeah, yeah, I heard. Oh
Speaker 1: well okay, maybe pretend like you didn't hear. All right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just do that. I mean, I just gotta say
Speaker 1: I was disappointed in your email, though, Oh no, that's
Speaker 1: the worst to be. I feel so just well, no,
Speaker 1: it's not like that. It's just because like it's not
Speaker 1: as naughty as I had hoped. Oh well, when you
Speaker 1: hear someone say I've been bad, I'm thinking like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's bad, but no, she's just it's just bad bad.
Speaker 1: It's like a very vanilla kind of fat Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: so vanilla bad girl. Tell us about the guy you
Speaker 1: want to call today. So his name is Jake, And
Speaker 1: I mean, you're already going to start judging me when
Speaker 1: I tell you where we met. Okay, we met at
Speaker 1: a convenience store. I think that's fine. Why is that?
Speaker 1: Why is that? I don't know. It just seems like
Speaker 1: it's easily to meet someone. But anyway, that was just
Speaker 1: like running a quick errand to grab the beer. And
Speaker 1: it turns out like, as I was rounding the corner,
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, there's only one six pack left
Speaker 1: of my favorite one. So you sprinted right because you
Speaker 1: had to get there first. I didn't really sprint because
Speaker 1: I mean, I figured it wasn't like there was a
Speaker 1: crowd convenience stores. But before I got to the case,
Speaker 1: this guy reached in and grabbed my beer. It's already
Speaker 1: become mine when I saw it there. But when the
Speaker 1: refrigerator door closed, he looked over at me, and I
Speaker 1: must have had, like, I have no poker face, so
Speaker 1: my face must have said like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 1: is the worst thing that could happen. Yes, said, wtf
Speaker 1: is what your face said? Probably probably so he said
Speaker 1: something like you're gonna get this. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's okay, you can have it. Why don't be polite.
Speaker 1: You're in a convenience store, you don't have to be
Speaker 1: Is this why you think you're a bad person because
Speaker 1: you didn't stand up for yourself. Yeah. No, I was
Speaker 1: trying to be nice about it and not make a
Speaker 1: big deal because even though it's my favorite beer, it's
Speaker 1: not like there was no other beer on the entire place, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was for nice and he was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, if you're not busy right now, we could
Speaker 1: share it. Oh well, that's so you just went into
Speaker 1: the back alley of a convenience store, this dude, Well,
Speaker 1: this is where it gets to the vanilla bad So
Speaker 1: I'm not really spoken for, but I'm sort of not
Speaker 1: really spoken for. You're whispered for. That sounds like you're like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean when you're like seeing someone,
Speaker 1: but you never had to talk about being exclusive, and
Speaker 1: it kind of feels like you're both in it till
Speaker 1: something better comes along. So you're sleeping with somebody else,
Speaker 1: is what you're saying. Yeah, but not exclusive, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like without strings? Yeah, funky? Why is that bad? I
Speaker 1: don't know. It made me feel like I was a
Speaker 1: bad person because I think that not to like a
Speaker 1: Catholic girls school didn't like everything you do. You're very
Speaker 1: ashamed of yourself. Now those Catholic girls would do a
Speaker 1: lot more than just sue. Why do you think you're
Speaker 1: so bad? I don't know. I guess because I'm in
Speaker 1: this sort of gray zone that's not really anything. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. What did you say to the guy
Speaker 1: to his proposal? So I said that would be great,
Speaker 1: and he like he took care of the beer, Like
Speaker 1: we didn't go to the back alley where there was
Speaker 1: like a food truck with some picnic tables around, so
Speaker 1: we grabbed some food and we were just like hanging
Speaker 1: out and had a couple of beers. It was it
Speaker 1: was really fun. That sounds like a good day, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it. But that was just the beginning. Because
Speaker 1: there was a flyer up for Bingo Night and it
Speaker 1: was that night and it was like about start and
Speaker 1: he was like, Hey, I don't know if you would
Speaker 1: be up for this, but do you want to go
Speaker 1: to Bingo Night at the food truck somewhere else that
Speaker 1: was near the food truck. It was near the food truck, dude,
Speaker 1: like the community center or something. That's awesome. Real that
Speaker 1: is such a refreshing change from just all the stupid
Speaker 1: online dating stuff, right, I mean, it was so much
Speaker 1: more fun. There was one little awkward moment because I
Speaker 1: did get a text from mister gray Zone and it
Speaker 1: was like where are you with the beer? So I
Speaker 1: to check back really fast, like oh sorry, you change
Speaker 1: a plan. Oh you were getting beer for you and
Speaker 1: the other guy and ran into this new one. New guys.
Speaker 1: Definitely an upgrade if that counts for anything. That is
Speaker 1: definitely like I was cool with you other people, but
Speaker 1: not when you're currently on a date with someone, Yeah
Speaker 1: you are bad. That date hadn't actually started yet, so
Speaker 1: I mean technically there was just like a little overlap.
Speaker 1: So did you make it back to gray Zone's house
Speaker 1: after bingo? No? What happened? So? Bingo is super fun,
Speaker 1: and like there was one really awkward moment, which is
Speaker 1: where I think everything went. So what was it? He said,
Speaker 1: this was so much fun. Um, I'm gonna head home.
Speaker 1: My place is this way, and kind of just gestured
Speaker 1: and okay, I said, oh, is that like an invitation?
Speaker 1: And it was not an invitation, which she made very clear. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was a big jump from you, for sure, it was.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was cute and funny, and apparently
Speaker 1: it was really not cute and really not funny. And
Speaker 1: we've texted a few times since. And that's kind of
Speaker 1: where it all is right now. Okay, can I just
Speaker 1: ask where's the situation with mister gray Zone? Well, that
Speaker 1: isn't really a thing, right, I mean sure, right, I
Speaker 1: mean we never had to talk about not seeing other people,
Speaker 1: so I mean that's okay, right, Sure, everything's fine. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and try and get your second date
Speaker 1: update if you can stop yourself from being too bad
Speaker 1: in between. Okay, I'll try she may find another radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in for the second date update,
Speaker 1: you're in luck because we've got a bad girl on
Speaker 1: the phone today. Oh yeah, Lisa is her name, and
Speaker 1: she is so so bad because she met a guy
Speaker 1: named Jake at one of the baddest places around, a
Speaker 1: convenience store. Yeah, let me we should tune this down
Speaker 1: because we're gonna do some bad things when we listen
Speaker 1: to this. But she met Jake at a convenience store
Speaker 1: when they were both going for the same beer, but
Speaker 1: Jake got to it first and he offered to split
Speaker 1: it with her. They went to a food truck, went
Speaker 1: to a bingo hall after that. That's where all the
Speaker 1: bad girls go. It's actually really cute and romantic it is.
Speaker 1: It's actually a very sweet story. And at the end
Speaker 1: of the night, there was an awkward moment where Jake
Speaker 1: said he had to go home back to his place,
Speaker 1: and Lisa thought that was an invitation, like, oh, are
Speaker 1: you saying I should follow you there? And Jake was like,
Speaker 1: uh no, I just gotta go a little awkward there.
Speaker 1: But Lisa feels bad about how it all played out,
Speaker 1: why because she has a gray man. Mister gray Zone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mister gray Zone is a guy that she's kind of seeing,
Speaker 1: kind of not like it's not really anything she was
Speaker 1: buying who she was buying the beer for. But that's
Speaker 1: another story, right right, We're focusing on Jake and bad
Speaker 1: girl Lisa. Yeah, all right, Lisa, you're ready to call him?
Speaker 1: I mean I need to know what happened or what's
Speaker 1: going to happen. So yes, let's do it. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dial Jake's phone number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Jake please? Uh? I think you
Speaker 1: got the wrong number. There's no Jake there. No, this
Speaker 1: is Tom. Who are you looking forward? Okay, guys, we
Speaker 1: should just hang up. Let's hang out the phone right now. Wait?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Wait? Why are you right? Hold on? Um?
Speaker 1: So wait, what do you say? Tom is yourn? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, Okay, Tom. My name's Jeffrey from the radio
Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, seriously, someone gave
Speaker 1: us this number, but no, please, seriously, you guys, can
Speaker 1: you just hang up the phone and I will tell
Speaker 1: you what's going on? Okay, sorry about that. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second eate update, and we're
Speaker 1: calling you about a woman named Lisa who you probably
Speaker 1: just heard a second ago. Do you know Lisa? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know Lisa. Do you remember meeting Lisa at a
Speaker 1: convenience store and you, guys showed a six pack of beer,
Speaker 1: went to a food truck's got some time in a
Speaker 1: bingo hall? What? No, none of that's ringing a bell. No,
Speaker 1: that is not how Lisa and I met. How did
Speaker 1: you meet Lisa? We met through a friend at a party.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, Okay, convenience store
Speaker 1: or what gave us the wrong phone number? Like you're
Speaker 1: just a friend of Lisa's. Then you're just like a buddy.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the same Lisa here. I don't understand's
Speaker 1: obviously heard it that she's on the other line listening.
Speaker 1: Usually we'd wait to tell you that, but let's just
Speaker 1: bring her back on Lisa. U. Yeah, okay, guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah? Well, I don't want to say
Speaker 1: a whole lot right now, Radio. I Yeah, I'm really
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Tom um So, I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: give you mister Gray zones number is maybe the way
Speaker 1: to put it. Ohone, Oh, Tom, you and Lisa are
Speaker 1: like seeing each other a little bit. Huh yeah. And Tom,
Speaker 1: we can totally talk all about this later, like I'll
Speaker 1: see you later and we can have a nice jut
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what we're
Speaker 1: gonna talking about this right now? What is going on?
Speaker 1: You like trying to embarrass me on the radio or something?
Speaker 1: What is this? No, Tom, I'm really sorry. It's just
Speaker 1: it's a big mix up. And um, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess there's never a good time to
Speaker 1: have this conversation. And um, look I um, Tom, I
Speaker 1: met someone. You met someone, and this is how you
Speaker 1: decided to tell me in front of like a million
Speaker 1: other people or whoever is not We do not have
Speaker 1: that many listeners. You give us way too much credit. Lisa,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I didn't. I wanted to have a
Speaker 1: private conversation with you, which I think we could still do. Right.
Speaker 1: We can meet, we can talk. We can have a
Speaker 1: private conversation anytime we lived together, Lisa, whoa hold on?
Speaker 1: Are you like living boyfriend girlfriend's situation? Well, he's kind
Speaker 1: of not telling the truth. I mean, yeah, I spend
Speaker 1: the night a couple few times a week. We do
Speaker 1: not live together here all the time. You have a
Speaker 1: suitcase with all your clothes in it. I could throw
Speaker 1: it out the window right now. Almost moving in together.
Speaker 1: That weird? I mean, not really. I mean you never
Speaker 1: wanted to be official, so I figure, if we're not official,
Speaker 1: it's okay to other people. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing other people. I assume you're not seeing
Speaker 1: other people. You never bring it up that you want
Speaker 1: to like be official or anything. Yeah, but you never
Speaker 1: brought it up that we're official. And I mean it's
Speaker 1: awkward for girls to do that because guys feel so pressured.
Speaker 1: So I just figure that you want to awkward. You
Speaker 1: want you want to bring it up on the radio? Up?
Speaker 1: Can wait? Hold on, Tom? How long have you and
Speaker 1: Lisa been not official? We've been dating for like six
Speaker 1: months now. That's just like that's like a grandfather clause,
Speaker 1: Like if you're together for that long, it's official, whether
Speaker 1: you say it or not. Yeah, listen to her whoever
Speaker 1: that is. I agree with her a lot in her life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who is mister grays that like a third guy you're
Speaker 1: seeing that I'm a code name? Now? Wow? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like a secret age and you're cool. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she went out to get beer for you guys. Because
Speaker 1: you were basically living together, you cannot take his side.
Speaker 1: We're not basically living together. A couple few nights a week.
Speaker 1: I was at his place and we never had to talk.
Speaker 1: Were you out in yourself? You know you were doing
Speaker 1: something wrong? You said you felt bad and this is why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, it just seems like Tom, like, obviously
Speaker 1: we're kind of overdue for a talk, So maybe we
Speaker 1: should talk maybe, I mean, is up? Yeah, hey Tom,
Speaker 1: if it makes you feel better. The guy she went
Speaker 1: out with isn't calling her back, So are you sure
Speaker 1: you had the right number? Or were you sure you
Speaker 1: just didn't give him my number? Instead, he's gonna call
Speaker 1: me later maybe looking for a day. Well, it sounds
Speaker 1: like you guys have a lot you need to talk about,
Speaker 1: sort of sort things out, and I think maybe you
Speaker 1: could do that when we send you guys out on
Speaker 1: another day, we'll pay for it. I live together, Well,
Speaker 1: we can still pay for them to go out and
Speaker 1: talk things through. What do you say, Tom, Tom like, listen,
Speaker 1: it's not a bad idea. I mean I think that
Speaker 1: we should just like figure out where we're at and
Speaker 1: what we're doing, and going out on a nice date
Speaker 1: would be a cool way to do that. Maybe this
Speaker 1: mistake was meant to be. This is the final step
Speaker 1: that pushes you, guys into the beautiful, harmonious relationship that
Speaker 1: you clearly have. Or it's a free steak dinner on
Speaker 1: a breakup night, you know. Yeah, Yeah, clearly we need
Speaker 1: to talk some things out here. Gee. So that's a
Speaker 1: yes to a second date. Technically it's not a second date,
Speaker 1: but yes, all right, Lisa, up for this? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: in awesome all right? And you and that whoever? All
Speaker 1: these other guys are all right? Well, only one other
Speaker 1: guy and his name is Jake, And honestly, I mean
Speaker 1: I think maybe we should reach out to him too.
Speaker 1: Oh why why? Why would you want that? Because that's
Speaker 1: why I got in touch with you in the first place.
Speaker 1: You already know this. I feel like you lied to us.
Speaker 1: I don't think you deserve it, Lisa. We're not going
Speaker 1: to call Jake for you again. Okay, this is like prison.
Speaker 1: You only get one call, all right, So you're stuck
Speaker 1: with Tom. Deal with it. I guess that's fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Broke and chippy in the morning,