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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Texting four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now? Is somebody to tell us a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: It's always awkward because we don't know their name because

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Speaker 1: everybody's anonymous. So what's up? How are you? What's up?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you doing great? What's up? Can

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Speaker 1: you go? Kay Basa? Remember that you don't remember that commercial?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember? I don't even know your name, kay Basa?

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Speaker 1: You know the commercial? No? I don't come on? Are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What was it for? It

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Speaker 1: was like some sort of like dorito commercial or like

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Speaker 1: beverage commercial? And it was like when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: It's not the what's up guys? Is it? Yeah? Like

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Speaker 1: there was another one. I don't remember. Okay, let's let's

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Speaker 1: exit this conversation with you. Might be I continue to

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Speaker 1: just like mouth. I mean it sounds funny. I don't

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Speaker 1: you should do it anyway? Can you do that on

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Speaker 1: the phone? Okay, that works the same thing, but not so.

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Speaker 1: Try English? Okay, well, um, yack your tongue out. It's

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Speaker 1: like this. Try this. Try this I'm trying to. I

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Speaker 1: know you're trying to get out of it, and you're

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Speaker 1: trying to get out of it. But we'll help you,

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Speaker 1: will do with you on purpose to hear you anyway,

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Speaker 1: all right, So let's go. What's your dirty little secret? Well,

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that one day my mom

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Speaker 1: told me to take her car home because I had

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Speaker 1: to go to work, and she told me to get ready.

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Speaker 1: And I was still in high school. So but instead

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Speaker 1: of going to work, I went to a friend's house, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you know, we hold out and chilled, and then

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Speaker 1: when it was time to go, I told him, know

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Speaker 1: why whatever, and I was starting to back out, and

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Speaker 1: I backed out into this ginormous tree. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: can't even miss it. I just started learning how to drive,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't look in the back of mirror and

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Speaker 1: I completely missed it and it shattered the back windshield. Right,

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Speaker 1: I had to go to work. I had to go

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Speaker 1: to work. So I went to work and I parked

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Speaker 1: in the very back of the parking lot because I

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Speaker 1: was I didn't want anybody else to hit the car,

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Speaker 1: you know. And I got into work and I wasn't

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Speaker 1: there for about an hour and a half and my

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Speaker 1: manager comes up and she's like, hey, anybody know anybody

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Speaker 1: was this kind of car? And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's my mom's car. What's them? I thinking like

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what's going on. And they were like, well,

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Speaker 1: it looks like somebody hits the car. And I was like, no, really,

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Speaker 1: my mom is gonna kill me, you know. And so

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Speaker 1: they called me to call my mom. And my mom

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Speaker 1: got there and she's looking at the car. She's all devastated.

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Speaker 1: And what they called the cops to get involved because

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Speaker 1: that's what's going on. And what did the cops says,

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Speaker 1: that's camus back here. Well, they can't do anything without

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Speaker 1: a license, like to see who hit the car. So

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Speaker 1: what my manager did. They went on the camera and

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Speaker 1: I thought, lucky because this is how I got a

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Speaker 1: way to live in other days, because I was going

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Speaker 1: to say from the sun had a glare on the

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Speaker 1: camera exactly where I was parked at the time I

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Speaker 1: came to work. Wow. Years and I still never told

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Speaker 1: my mom that's your dirty little secret, as she doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: But what a crazy luck because the sun wasn't doing

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Speaker 1: that at the camera, they would have seen you pull

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Speaker 1: up get out of the car with that broken window,

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Speaker 1: but instead the universe hooked you up that day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you ever feel bad? Like when you got home

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Speaker 1: and stuff and your mom's like going, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are we're gonna catch that? I did feel bad about it,

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Speaker 1: But then my mom gave the car to my older

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Speaker 1: brothers Um because her husband bought her a new one,

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Speaker 1: and he eventually wrecked it in like a less than

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Speaker 1: a month and had to go to the judge yard anyway,

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Speaker 1: so I stopped feeling bad about it. And since June Yard,

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Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, I don't think it matters. But okay,

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Speaker 1: how long has it been since that? I was probably

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Speaker 1: in like eleventh grade of like fifteen and sixteen or

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Speaker 1: seventeen or like eighteen, and I am twenty two. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you should tell your mom that I should actually think

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Speaker 1: it's funny. Yeah, now it would be funny. Well, he's listen.

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Speaker 1: She listens, all right, so she's you're kind of telling

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Speaker 1: her that, what's surprised, mom? Yeah, good, good job telling

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Speaker 1: your mom, you dirty little segre right now. And that's

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Speaker 1: an awesome story. Thank you, thank you.