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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Little mouse speak got a text to seventy eighty five

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Speaker 3: nine two that says I bought a scratch lotto ticket

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Speaker 3: to show my seven year old son they're a.

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Speaker 1: Ripoff and you never win. Oh yeah, one one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Bucks and now he's obsessed and asked me to buy

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Speaker 3: one every day after school.

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Speaker 4: Please, daddy, I want to go to college.

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Speaker 1: What else can you teach your son a lesson about? See?

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Speaker 3: This is why you never put your entire life savings

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Speaker 3: on red at the roulette table.

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Speaker 1: Sun. Yeah, yeah, we're a winner.

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Speaker 3: But today we have a guy who wants to open

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Speaker 3: up and come clean about something from his life. He's

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Speaker 3: chosen to go by Ray today. So Ray, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 4: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Ray.

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Speaker 4: We're glad you're here. How are you feeling feeling pretty good?

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Speaker 2: You know it's not a beautiful It doesn't sound like.

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Speaker 4: Much as weighing down. I don't ask your boys, but.

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Speaker 3: We are masking it. Voice changer is on. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 3: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: So I'm married. He's been married about six seven years now.

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Speaker 4: I used to say congrats, but I don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 4: It's a well crap shoot. Like sometimes people are like,

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Speaker 4: I hate my wife.

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Speaker 1: They're divorced, Yeah, totally, Like anyway, so I killed her

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Speaker 1: and I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well none of that yet anyway, Okay.

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Speaker 1: That's going on.

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Speaker 2: So I come home from work one day. All right,

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Speaker 2: it's it's basically a normal day. I open the door.

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Speaker 2: My wife, I mean, like a dog who hears their

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Speaker 2: owner coming home with treats. She is on top of

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Speaker 2: me immediately, which is not.

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Speaker 1: Like romantically on top of you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like his dog does.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really happy to see you when.

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Speaker 2: You got home that day, Yes, exactly. So she gave

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Speaker 2: me this huge og and she's in this incredible mood.

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Speaker 2: I'm sort of wondering, you know, what's going on here?

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Speaker 2: I see you over her shoulder. There's this huge bouquet

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Speaker 2: of roses on the kitchen counter.

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Speaker 4: Oh did you send them? You didn't send them then,

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Speaker 4: if you didn't know that they were going to be there.

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Speaker 2: Well, so here's the turn. She starts to say to me,

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you got me this anniversary gifts. You're

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Speaker 2: so sweet.

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Speaker 4: Did you even realize it was your anniversary.

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Speaker 2: So this was on I want to say it was

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Speaker 2: the tenth. Our anniversary is the thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: Ok So it's a few days before your anniversary. But

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Speaker 1: there's still this big bouquet of roses from not you.

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Speaker 2: Right, It's just it wasn't me, okay, So without really

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Speaker 2: thinking about it, I just kind of said, you're welcome,

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Speaker 2: and then as I thought it was really cute how

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Speaker 2: you signed it? You know, your secret admirer.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I've taken credit for him, so I can't really say anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm sitting there thinking what the hell is going

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Speaker 2: on here? Like did they do a wrong or something

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Speaker 2: or whatever? But the point is I let it just

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Speaker 2: play out as it was.

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Speaker 4: So who was the person who sent them? Did you

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Speaker 4: ever find out?

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Speaker 2: Well? I called the company that did the delivery and

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Speaker 2: all they could confirm was that the purchase was made,

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Speaker 2: but that they would not be able to give out

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Speaker 2: personal information, so they wouldn't tell me who did it.

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Speaker 1: That must be infuriating for you.

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Speaker 5: Was it maybe like one of like her friends was

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Speaker 5: trying to save your guys as marriage?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? Like a girlfriend stepping in.

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Speaker 4: Did you ever find out?

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Speaker 1: Did anybody come forward? Does the admirer?

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Speaker 2: No, no one ever came forward. It gets better, it

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Speaker 2: gets better, so better, well, it depends on your point

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Speaker 2: of view.

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Speaker 4: She got a diamond necklace.

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Speaker 2: The next thing, You're not far off. So about like

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Speaker 2: a month goes by, let's say three four weeks something

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Speaker 2: like that, and I'm coming home from work and she

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Speaker 2: had a thing with friends and was out, so she

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Speaker 2: wasn't home yet. And I see this box on the

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Speaker 2: front porch and I see it's addressed to her, So

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Speaker 2: I open it up. There is this gorgeous leather designer handbag.

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Speaker 2: What sure enough, there is a gift note with it

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Speaker 2: that says from your secret admirer.

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Speaker 4: Dude, are you freaked out? Like I would think someone stopped?

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Speaker 3: But score?

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Speaker 4: Also they know your address, they know your wife's name.

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Speaker 2: I mean yes. But at the same time, like we have,

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Speaker 2: you know, one of those home security systems, and no

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Speaker 2: one's been showing up or doing anything weird. We haven't

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Speaker 2: had any breaking.

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Speaker 1: So what did you do with the bag? Did you

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Speaker 1: throw it out?

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Speaker 4: I resell it.

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Speaker 2: I may have rewrapped the bag and I have it

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Speaker 2: ready there and wait for and she comes home and

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Speaker 2: she's had a tough day, and sure enough, there it

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Speaker 2: is so and.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, now it's from you. I bet

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Speaker 1: a lot of husbands wish there was a random How

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Speaker 1: many times does this happen to you?

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Speaker 2: I mean I would say twelve times. Now if I

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Speaker 2: go down U, it's going to come.

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Speaker 4: The secret admirer is going to be found out if

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Speaker 4: she already doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: Look, whatever it is, it's working out. I mean, I've

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Speaker 2: never been happier in a lot of ways.

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Speaker 1: You know, marriage is great. All you needed was some

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Speaker 1: gifts and some affection.

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Speaker 5: Well, imagine that like a dog.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: It is a little concerning because at some point you'd

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Speaker 2: think the gift train would cause a little bit of

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Speaker 2: a amount of suspicion on her end. But I guess she's

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Speaker 2: just too blinded by the happiness of it all.

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Speaker 1: And you're a little blinded by the happiness of it too.

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Speaker 4: From the sound, I think that's what the real.

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Speaker 3: I'm just hoping next to you get a call from

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Speaker 3: another mass beaker who's like, Okay, so I've been buying

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Speaker 3: gifts for myself, and well, man, if you're happy and

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Speaker 3: your wife's happy, then we're all happy for you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. And if the secret admirer needs another location or person,

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Speaker 5: some studio, Yeah sure, Lexis and I are fulti a little.

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Speaker 1: Texting eight five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: will hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 3: the next mass speaker phone taps coming up next