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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's prank call,

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Speaker 1: a guy went to a wedding last weekend and drank

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Speaker 1: way too much, as you do. He remembers ubering home

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Speaker 1: barely and partying with a bunch of people that he

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Speaker 1: didn't know. Well, we're gonna call him as one of

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Speaker 1: those mystery party guests and said, hey, you made a

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Speaker 1: promise to me that night and you had better keep

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Speaker 1: it in your phone. Tap right now, Hello, Jimbo. What's up? Dude?

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Speaker 2: Who's this?

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Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you kill me? What's up?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: It's Brandon Brandon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon from the wedding last weekend. Dude, you feel

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Speaker 1: you're feeling okay? Because I know you were pretty late.

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Speaker 2: I got pretty twitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it was. I So I'm right there

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Speaker 1: with you. Does your hand hurt like mine?

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Speaker 2: My hand? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I haven't high five that much since I hooked up

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Speaker 1: with that librarian in high school. Remember that story. I

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Speaker 1: told you.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember a whole lot. It's no dude, I

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, I know you're probably pretty busy right now,

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Speaker 1: you know, back to real life, back to the grind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm back at work right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, sorry, I don't want to like interrupt

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Speaker 1: too much, but I'm just letting you know. The appointment

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Speaker 1: is this Friday. It's three fifteen. They said be there

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Speaker 1: ten minutes early, if.

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Speaker 2: You can excuse me. Three fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because they got to put the dye

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Speaker 1: in you and get you prepped. What I guess, it's

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Speaker 1: more serious than I thought it was going to be.

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Speaker 1: But man, you're such a good guy for doing this.

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Speaker 2: I am. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, who meets a rando at a wedding

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Speaker 1: and agrees to donate part of their intestine to a

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Speaker 1: total stranger. You're awesome, dude. My whole family appreciates it. Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, Like, my mom even made you

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Speaker 1: a cake for after the operation, and it's crazy because

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Speaker 1: she's allergic to butter and sugar, so she took a

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Speaker 1: pretty big risk making it. She's that thankful.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, I need to I

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Speaker 2: need to clarify something here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sure, but I didn't even get to the best part yet.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't want to blow the surprise

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Speaker 1: for you anything, but they're gonna be running an article

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Speaker 1: in the paper about you.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about like you being recognized for basically being

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Speaker 1: a hero, because I just got off the phone with

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Speaker 1: a reporter and even he was crying when he heard

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Speaker 1: what you were doing for us. Man, Like, holy yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm tearing up already too. Man, you're a real

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Speaker 1: life angel.

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Speaker 3: I mean I appreciate that. But they're not quite sure

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Speaker 3: about this.

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Speaker 1: I mean you were really sure the other night though.

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Speaker 2: Okay to me, favorite, what exactly did we talk about again?

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Speaker 1: We talked about how my dog, how he couldn't eat

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Speaker 1: cheese until you agreed to donate part of your intestine

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Speaker 1: to them. I've been like spinning out ever since.

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Speaker 2: This is this Wait, so my human intestine to a dog?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean obviously not all of it, just like

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Speaker 1: three feet. Apparently our bodies have a lot, so we

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Speaker 1: could spare some.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't sound right to me.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm probably not explaining it great, So

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Speaker 1: they'll probably just go over all the details at the

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Speaker 1: vet on Friday. Cool the vet right for the surgery

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Speaker 1: at the pet hospital.

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Speaker 2: A veterinarian doing surgery on me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't done a human operation yet. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be the first one for them, that's what they said.

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Speaker 1: But you were cool with that.

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Speaker 2: Remember, I don't remember that at all.

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Speaker 1: Are you hurting messling with me again?

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Speaker 2: I am not messing with you. I don't remember any

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Speaker 2: of this. I remember a lot of drinking, but I

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Speaker 2: do not remember promising my intestine to some dog. I

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Speaker 2: am There's no way I'm doing this.

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Speaker 1: You're not. Oh what about the newspaper article in my

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Speaker 1: mom's cake that she made?

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Speaker 3: Send your mom my apologies, But we were wasted. I

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Speaker 3: didn't mean any of this.

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Speaker 2: That's just trunk talk.

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Speaker 1: Dude. This is gonna like devastate my family.

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Speaker 2: But I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But answer is still no.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So it's a no on the dog in testine surgery.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a big no on the dog in testing surgery.

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Speaker 1: Fine, if that's how you feel, then maybe would you

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Speaker 1: be open to donating to my family's ferret getting a

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Speaker 1: nose job? Are you giving five hundred bucks because he's

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Speaker 1: really self conscious about him?

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Speaker 2: All right, dude, know enough enough, that's ridiculous. There's no

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Speaker 2: such thing as knows jobs for fair. There's got to

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Speaker 2: be some kind of a joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, This was a stupid prank call idea. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: so playing your brother will for telling.

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Speaker 2: Me to do it. I should have known. Man, she

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Speaker 2: sounds like something stupid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a stupid thing we do on the

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Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is

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Speaker 1: jeff Man. It's a phone tab. It's because your brother

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Speaker 1: will listen to our show. And he said, you got

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Speaker 1: tanked at a wedding last week and started drinking with

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Speaker 1: all these people you didn't know they became your best friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I cannot believe you use that against me.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not willing to donate your intestines

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Speaker 1: to a sweet little dog.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You'd be the first one to do it in the country.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well someone else can take that title.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up. Every morning was phone Tab weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.