WEBVTT - Is That Your Husband? - AKA: "Inspector Gadget"

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going deep into the archives, Shirley, deep deep, deep

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<v Speaker 1>into the prank archives. Let's see what we got here,

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<v Speaker 1>page page two and twenty two. What we have is

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<v Speaker 1>is that your husband? Is that your husband?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? It is?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, yes, because you own that inspect the gadget

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<v Speaker 1>blank blank Yes, come detective, yes you own that expected

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<v Speaker 1>gadget blank blank blanks.

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<v Speaker 2>The ladies and.

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<v Speaker 1>Gentlemen buckle up here. It is is that your husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Along, I'm trying to reach care care. Hey, listen, my

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<v Speaker 2>name is Mark. Are you married to Jason? Y? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I got the right person. Listen. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how to say this to you.

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<v Speaker 2>My like I said, my name is Mark. I follow

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<v Speaker 2>my wife today and I right now I'm at a park,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm almost certain that my wife is right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about two or three hundred yards away, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>almost certain my wife is holding hands with your husband, Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>So hold on, hold on? What will you see my

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<v Speaker 2>husband at the park with your wife? How long have

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<v Speaker 2>you been following them? I followed my wife this morning

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<v Speaker 2>because I just was feeling like real weird about, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>something going on, and I followed her and I'm at

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<v Speaker 2>the park right now, and you know this, I think

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<v Speaker 2>this is I think she's with Jason. I think she's

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<v Speaker 2>with your husband.

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<v Speaker 3>What type of car you do you see? Jason?

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<v Speaker 2>Then alexis what color is it? White? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>That's him. So he's supposed he went to work today

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<v Speaker 3>and this Sunday, and they had some over time that

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<v Speaker 3>he's supposed to be doing that work today. And he's

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<v Speaker 3>at a park with your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Close to them, so I'm not close to him, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I try to stay back. Oh wait wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 2>wait wait waituh she just kissed him?

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<v Speaker 3>She did kiss who she did?

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<v Speaker 2>My wife just kissed your husband?

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<v Speaker 3>What'd you say? Your your wife's name is again?

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<v Speaker 2>My wife name is Veronica?

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<v Speaker 3>Veronica? Okay, what part dad?

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<v Speaker 2>They are Langley Park. I'm at Langley Park right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about two hundred yards away from them, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking at she just kissing m can. I cannot believe this? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, well, you're not telling me that your your

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<v Speaker 3>wife is kissing my husband. Well, how did you get

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<v Speaker 3>my number? That's all up? Backed it up? How did

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<v Speaker 3>you get my number? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? I said? My name is Mark, A buddy of

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<v Speaker 2>mine named Fitz Fitzgerald. Fitz knows he knows Jason.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, fitz Gerald. I don want to know

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<v Speaker 3>all you get my number?

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<v Speaker 2>Fitz gave me your Fitz told me he knew Jason

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<v Speaker 2>in some kind of way. He got me your phone number.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know who he got your number from.

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<v Speaker 2>All I know is your husband is kissing my wife

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<v Speaker 2>right now. That's what I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you just sitting there watching and giving me the no.

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<v Speaker 3>But we can change this. Right now, you're sitting there

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<v Speaker 3>watching on some specta gaget. I'll go and bust all

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<v Speaker 3>this up because I don't play that. Because he said

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<v Speaker 3>he had to work this morning some of the overtime.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't have time that. Who does that in the park

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<v Speaker 3>with somebody? It's two calls in the park anyway, you

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<v Speaker 3>can't see no ducks. Give me give me the address

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<v Speaker 3>of this lately park.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait wait, wait, wait wait wait. They getting the

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<v Speaker 2>blanket out the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, who does that? I know, well, he ain't no

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<v Speaker 3>romantic type of that. He never takes we told car.

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<v Speaker 2>But they getting the blanket out the car and going

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<v Speaker 2>deeper into the park. I cannot believe this. They getting

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<v Speaker 2>the blanket?

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<v Speaker 3>What no shit or no sheet?

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm looking at give me the wine and wine glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>Mark gives me the address of the car. You want

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<v Speaker 3>some white boys stop, I'm trying to go out bust

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<v Speaker 3>that up. I don't have time for they follow me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll started and now watching your life. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>watch and I'm gonna hand him his ad. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 3>stop this right now. Take your over that to the

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<v Speaker 3>park and give him the phone. I don't have time.

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<v Speaker 3>Fordence you sitting up there watching your wife with my

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<v Speaker 3>You calling me?

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<v Speaker 2>What comes you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm you a kid? Say what you're supposed to be

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<v Speaker 3>up there? And get on that because the father's there.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be the slap that. And I've been handing him

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<v Speaker 3>his cap. Go hand him the fall. They left their

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<v Speaker 3>hand in the phone with your head.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to see what else they gonna do. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm trying to do. Thank you just seen enough all.

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<v Speaker 3>That pulling death be over that door and putting out

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<v Speaker 3>a guy that what you want to wait to seem

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<v Speaker 3>take cares over the handing him the phone. I know, Jason,

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<v Speaker 3>ain't no park for no I'm got Mike at home.

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<v Speaker 3>I am on a third child, pregnant with a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't get I'll go up there and whoop

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<v Speaker 3>this while I'm pregnant. I know well, Jason ain't need

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<v Speaker 3>no Parker, no Gon, hand in the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>You I want to say, let me, let me hold

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<v Speaker 2>let me step out the truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>They drinking wine right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give up about that girl. Hand in the bar,

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<v Speaker 3>walk over and handing the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do with George.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't play up about mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh many, Mark, Mark, Mark.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who you are, but go hand him,

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<v Speaker 3>go hand him to you sitting up there watching with your.

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<v Speaker 2>Week you anyway, that's my wife, he with he with

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<v Speaker 2>my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You must be all because if you was one of

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<v Speaker 3>them big old yokes up black, you never got on this.

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<v Speaker 3>Who does that you're watching him at the park. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>telling you now, I whooping that when I see I'm

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<v Speaker 3>whooping your wife set up whooping, Jason said, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>slap your calling me with this. You shot up there

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<v Speaker 3>calling me got my blood presser star Hall. Why you shot

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<v Speaker 3>up though, watching mock joke. You're supposed to be all

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<v Speaker 3>on top of that yeah when I say, you got

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<v Speaker 3>that coming too. But I'm I'm'm gonna find this langling

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<v Speaker 3>part right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get off the ball because I'll be up

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<v Speaker 2>there'nna show you how Okay, okay, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, somebody want to talk to you. Give the call.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on this this time Tom of Hugh his nephew,

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband,

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<v Speaker 2>Jason got me the prank phone call you something.

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<v Speaker 3>You almost made me have my baby help in this

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<v Speaker 3>house this morning and I got two.

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<v Speaker 2>Mama from those you know. Jason got me to pray.

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<v Speaker 3>For He no better than that anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>When he comes home, he told me say, look, man,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife is a no nonsense. She ain't killed taking

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<v Speaker 2>no drama, none of that. He told no.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I was like one man sit there and watch

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<v Speaker 3>they're wive at the park. What what man does that?

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>But you tell him I got him. I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I gotta ask you this baby one more thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 3>The Steve Warven Morning Shows. I'm gonna get Jason with this. No, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get you. I'll show you what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna the baby Tommy. Tell him that for

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<v Speaker 3>a joke. Tell me, yeah, tell Jason. Then I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>name the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you too kind,

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<v Speaker 1>far too kind, far too kind, Thank you so much. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>yes too kind, Huntsville, Alabama. The Nephew is coming. That

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<v Speaker 1>is this Friday and Saturday, Levity Live. Baby, the Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>was coming some come hang out with your boy. Been

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<v Speaker 1>a lone time since I've been there. Come hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>hang out, hang out and Levity Live. It is in Huntsville, Alabama,

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Club, Levity Live. Yeah, that's the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>boss man. Uh and uh. I am geared up because

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty six Ladies and Gentlemen Friday, the twenty six.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew hits one hundred and fifty episodes of Ready

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<v Speaker 1>to Love. One hundred and fifty episode Ready to Love

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<v Speaker 1>is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, you almost season the family feud? Are you be quiet?

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't quite where you went both man, But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the rise. I'm trying one hundred and fifty Baby,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of it. Here comes so yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>What could the good congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a nice little cake and celebrate a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and whatever, whatever the whatever, the current host,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a family few decide. You know, he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to walk away into the off, into the sunset, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll walk into the sunset. Yeah, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>you should do that. But before you do it, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you need to let a year go back.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't run right in behind it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because whoever get it that you're gonna try to

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<v Speaker 1>keep it for twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, who get it?

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<v Speaker 1>That year is gonna be a glaring, glaring difference.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening hard morning show