Speaker 1: I'm going deep into the archives, Shirley, deep deep, deep
Speaker 1: into the prank archives. Let's see what we got here,
Speaker 1: page page two and twenty two. What we have is
Speaker 1: is that your husband? Is that your husband?
Speaker 2: Yes? It is?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yes, because you own that inspect the gadget
Speaker 1: blank blank Yes, come detective, yes you own that expected
Speaker 1: gadget blank blank blanks.
Speaker 2: The ladies and.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen buckle up here. It is is that your husband.
Speaker 2: Along, I'm trying to reach care care. Hey, listen, my
Speaker 2: name is Mark. Are you married to Jason? Y? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, I got the right person. Listen. I don't
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to say this to you.
Speaker 2: My like I said, my name is Mark. I follow
Speaker 2: my wife today and I right now I'm at a park,
Speaker 2: and I'm almost certain that my wife is right now.
Speaker 2: I'm about two or three hundred yards away, but I'm
Speaker 2: almost certain my wife is holding hands with your husband, Jason.
Speaker 2: So hold on, hold on? What will you see my
Speaker 2: husband at the park with your wife? How long have
Speaker 2: you been following them? I followed my wife this morning
Speaker 2: because I just was feeling like real weird about, you know,
Speaker 2: something going on, and I followed her and I'm at
Speaker 2: the park right now, and you know this, I think
Speaker 2: this is I think she's with Jason. I think she's
Speaker 2: with your husband.
Speaker 3: What type of car you do you see? Jason?
Speaker 2: Then alexis what color is it? White? Okay?
Speaker 3: That's him. So he's supposed he went to work today
Speaker 3: and this Sunday, and they had some over time that
Speaker 3: he's supposed to be doing that work today. And he's
Speaker 3: at a park with your wife.
Speaker 2: Close to them, so I'm not close to him, you know,
Speaker 2: I try to stay back. Oh wait wait wait wait
Speaker 2: wait wait waituh she just kissed him?
Speaker 3: She did kiss who she did?
Speaker 2: My wife just kissed your husband?
Speaker 3: What'd you say? Your your wife's name is again?
Speaker 2: My wife name is Veronica?
Speaker 3: Veronica? Okay, what part dad?
Speaker 2: They are Langley Park. I'm at Langley Park right now.
Speaker 2: I'm about two hundred yards away from them, and I'm
Speaker 2: looking at she just kissing m can. I cannot believe this? Man?
Speaker 3: I know, well, you're not telling me that your your
Speaker 3: wife is kissing my husband. Well, how did you get
Speaker 3: my number? That's all up? Backed it up? How did
Speaker 3: you get my number? Who are you?
Speaker 2: Like? I said? My name is Mark, A buddy of
Speaker 2: mine named Fitz Fitzgerald. Fitz knows he knows Jason.
Speaker 3: I don't know, fitz Gerald. I don want to know
Speaker 3: all you get my number?
Speaker 2: Fitz gave me your Fitz told me he knew Jason
Speaker 2: in some kind of way. He got me your phone number.
Speaker 2: I don't even know who he got your number from.
Speaker 2: All I know is your husband is kissing my wife
Speaker 2: right now. That's what I know.
Speaker 3: Okay, you just sitting there watching and giving me the no.
Speaker 3: But we can change this. Right now, you're sitting there
Speaker 3: watching on some specta gaget. I'll go and bust all
Speaker 3: this up because I don't play that. Because he said
Speaker 3: he had to work this morning some of the overtime.
Speaker 3: Don't have time that. Who does that in the park
Speaker 3: with somebody? It's two calls in the park anyway, you
Speaker 3: can't see no ducks. Give me give me the address
Speaker 3: of this lately park.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait wait, wait, wait wait wait. They getting the
Speaker 2: blanket out the car.
Speaker 3: Now, who does that? I know, well, he ain't no
Speaker 3: romantic type of that. He never takes we told car.
Speaker 2: But they getting the blanket out the car and going
Speaker 2: deeper into the park. I cannot believe this. They getting
Speaker 2: the blanket?
Speaker 3: What no shit or no sheet?
Speaker 2: Now I'm looking at give me the wine and wine glasses.
Speaker 3: Mark gives me the address of the car. You want
Speaker 3: some white boys stop, I'm trying to go out bust
Speaker 3: that up. I don't have time for they follow me.
Speaker 3: I'll started and now watching your life. I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: watch and I'm gonna hand him his ad. Okay, let's
Speaker 3: stop this right now. Take your over that to the
Speaker 3: park and give him the phone. I don't have time.
Speaker 3: Fordence you sitting up there watching your wife with my
Speaker 3: You calling me?
Speaker 2: What comes you?
Speaker 3: I'm you a kid? Say what you're supposed to be
Speaker 3: up there? And get on that because the father's there.
Speaker 3: I'll be the slap that. And I've been handing him
Speaker 3: his cap. Go hand him the fall. They left their
Speaker 3: hand in the phone with your head.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see what else they gonna do. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to do. Thank you just seen enough all.
Speaker 3: That pulling death be over that door and putting out
Speaker 3: a guy that what you want to wait to seem
Speaker 3: take cares over the handing him the phone. I know, Jason,
Speaker 3: ain't no park for no I'm got Mike at home.
Speaker 3: I am on a third child, pregnant with a baby.
Speaker 3: But I don't get I'll go up there and whoop
Speaker 3: this while I'm pregnant. I know well, Jason ain't need
Speaker 3: no Parker, no Gon, hand in the phone.
Speaker 2: You I want to say, let me, let me hold
Speaker 2: let me step out the truck.
Speaker 3: Hold on.
Speaker 2: They drinking wine right now.
Speaker 3: I don't give up about that girl. Hand in the bar,
Speaker 3: walk over and handing the phone.
Speaker 2: Okay, do with George.
Speaker 3: I don't play up about mine.
Speaker 2: Oh many, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 3: I don't know who you are, but go hand him,
Speaker 3: go hand him to you sitting up there watching with your.
Speaker 2: Week you anyway, that's my wife, he with he with
Speaker 2: my wife.
Speaker 3: You must be all because if you was one of
Speaker 3: them big old yokes up black, you never got on this.
Speaker 3: Who does that you're watching him at the park. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you now, I whooping that when I see I'm
Speaker 3: whooping your wife set up whooping, Jason said, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: slap your calling me with this. You shot up there
Speaker 3: calling me got my blood presser star Hall. Why you shot
Speaker 3: up though, watching mock joke. You're supposed to be all
Speaker 3: on top of that yeah when I say, you got
Speaker 3: that coming too. But I'm I'm'm gonna find this langling
Speaker 3: part right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get off the ball because I'll be up
Speaker 2: there'nna show you how Okay, okay, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, somebody want to talk to you. Give the call.
Speaker 2: Come on this this time Tom of Hugh his nephew,
Speaker 2: Tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband,
Speaker 2: Jason got me the prank phone call you something.
Speaker 3: You almost made me have my baby help in this
Speaker 3: house this morning and I got two.
Speaker 2: Mama from those you know. Jason got me to pray.
Speaker 3: For He no better than that anyway.
Speaker 2: When he comes home, he told me say, look, man,
Speaker 2: my wife is a no nonsense. She ain't killed taking
Speaker 2: no drama, none of that. He told no.
Speaker 3: Because I was like one man sit there and watch
Speaker 3: they're wive at the park. What what man does that?
Speaker 2: This is crazy?
Speaker 3: But you tell him I got him. I got it.
Speaker 2: Hey, I gotta ask you this baby one more thanks.
Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3: The Steve Warven Morning Shows. I'm gonna get Jason with this. No, Tommy,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you. I'll show you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna the baby Tommy. Tell him that for
Speaker 3: a joke. Tell me, yeah, tell Jason. Then I'm gonna
Speaker 3: name the baby.
Speaker 1: Tom Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you too kind,
Speaker 1: far too kind, far too kind, Thank you so much. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes too kind, Huntsville, Alabama. The Nephew is coming. That
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Speaker 1: boss man. Uh and uh. I am geared up because
Speaker 1: the twenty six Ladies and Gentlemen Friday, the twenty six.
Speaker 1: The Nephew hits one hundred and fifty episodes of Ready
Speaker 1: to Love. One hundred and fifty episode Ready to Love
Speaker 1: is coming.
Speaker 2: Boy, you almost season the family feud? Are you be quiet?
Speaker 1: I ain't quite where you went both man, But I'm
Speaker 1: on the rise. I'm trying one hundred and fifty Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm proud of it. Here comes so yeah.
Speaker 3: What could the good congratulations.
Speaker 1: Give me a nice little cake and celebrate a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, and whatever, whatever the whatever, the current host,
Speaker 1: you know, a family few decide. You know, he wants
Speaker 1: to walk away into the off, into the sunset, and
Speaker 1: then I'll walk into the sunset. Yeah, and I think
Speaker 1: you should do that. But before you do it, I
Speaker 1: think you need to let a year go back.
Speaker 2: Don't don't run right in behind it.
Speaker 1: No, because whoever get it that you're gonna try to
Speaker 1: keep it for twenty.
Speaker 2: Now, who get it?
Speaker 1: That year is gonna be a glaring, glaring difference.
Speaker 2: You don't want to.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're listening hard morning show