Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. Welcome to another episode of Madasker. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. Of course, I'm here with Chinese best friend. Hey,
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend. How are you doing, Mike. I'm good man.
Speaker 1: I just uh I went back home again. Yeah I
Speaker 1: miss you. Man, it's been one month. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to go back and get my monthly ten. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you did look very tent today. Yeah. Man, I go
Speaker 1: back home, and I don't want to lose my darkness. Man.
Speaker 1: You know, you know wintertime in America, you just stuck.
Speaker 1: Everybody stuck getting light skins. So I go back home
Speaker 1: and get darker. I gotta you know, I'm still in
Speaker 1: competition with a coup for the high Petition coming up.
Speaker 1: The High Olympics is coming up in now. Yeah. A
Speaker 1: con Is is been in first place. He wanted to
Speaker 1: take years in a row. Uh. Little Booty is up
Speaker 1: there too. Of course, Flavor Flavor is one of you
Speaker 1: snipes lost a couple of years ago, and I'm down
Speaker 1: Cheeto give his third place. So I'm trying to win
Speaker 1: it all this ship. You were finally winning first place.
Speaker 1: You got real good darkness on you. You look like
Speaker 1: you've been swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while.
Speaker 1: What the dolphins gotta do with me getting hanging out
Speaker 1: on the ocean? Mike? Okay, thanks man? Yeah you look
Speaker 1: very dark. Did you have your education? Did you took
Speaker 1: all your medicine today? I just took some, only took half.
Speaker 1: What you were? Best friend? One of your friends dm
Speaker 1: me on the Instagram. They said, hey, we want to
Speaker 1: ship you some clothes. What you got some free clothes
Speaker 1: with me? Like you? What is that called? They told
Speaker 1: me that they sent you a lot, but you don't
Speaker 1: wear it. I don't work because it's not for But
Speaker 1: so what is that? It's just what's what's written on
Speaker 1: it's a black owned business. We're supporting black owned business
Speaker 1: and school earned, not giving. Okay, so thanks a lot
Speaker 1: for giving give me some pants to please, But you
Speaker 1: didn't earn that. Yeah, I didn't learn and they just
Speaker 1: give it to me. Well thanks to you. GE's your friends,
Speaker 1: not mine. So I was gonna manna was nice? Um beautiful?
Speaker 1: Uh so this you know? I'm building a school? Congratulations,
Speaker 1: finally done. You've been building it for twenty years. Those
Speaker 1: kids are like adults now, No, so what's gonna make
Speaker 1: the school could have been done a little sooner. What's
Speaker 1: pushing what's prolong in it is um you know, I
Speaker 1: how to talk about mother and she wants to make
Speaker 1: it like a complete from pretty much elementary order to
Speaker 1: high school. Holy fun. Before you told me it was
Speaker 1: just a dicker kindergarten. Next thing, you know, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a whole college. No, no college? Are you sure? No?
Speaker 1: Because it's best to groom the kids from first grade
Speaker 1: all the way to twelve that for some reasons, she said,
Speaker 1: like it's better. So now we are we have to
Speaker 1: add more classes. Oh that's amazing, Yes, and pretty much
Speaker 1: we just need we technically need about I think what
Speaker 1: twelve classics classics like nine or twelve classes something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how this system works. You know, I've
Speaker 1: been out of school. So it's like a Ghana unified
Speaker 1: school district approved by the government of Ghana as it
Speaker 1: has to be approved by the government. But the difference
Speaker 1: between those schools and my school. I'm going to teach African.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure this African history teachers there as well,
Speaker 1: because you know, when I want to school as a
Speaker 1: kid in Africa, I don't remember anything on African history.
Speaker 1: You know that too much on black history. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make sure that is thought in my school, like
Speaker 1: black history, African history. Are you gonna be the teacher? No,
Speaker 1: the funk I'm not Chinese best friend? Oh yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: if I am the teacher and the kids must well
Speaker 1: just go to defray or or I see d C
Speaker 1: when they get out of my school. But no, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to teach. But but what I'm gonna do,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have American teachers come in the summertime just
Speaker 1: to like, you know, teach your kids something different. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have so hopefully to fund some some you
Speaker 1: know teachers that wan't to just don't know their time,
Speaker 1: you know. I foul like a free flight in the
Speaker 1: free room. Just come out, dad and talk to the kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if any teachers are listening to our podcasts, uh, you
Speaker 1: could sign up now? Yes, any teachers interested, just you know,
Speaker 1: send mer DM or you know what, don't you DM
Speaker 1: me because I gets six thousand of them? His best friend.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Mike. I answer all your d ms all
Speaker 1: the time already. Well good, now you have more. You
Speaker 1: have a lot of questions like, what would it actually
Speaker 1: besides where's Michael Blackson? It's Michael Blackson finally back from Ghana?
Speaker 1: When is it performing again in our c D and
Speaker 1: what's it is that be like a bunch of bunch
Speaker 1: of cities. Yeah, so the DM you asking questions for me?
Speaker 1: What are you just DM me? Because you don't answer
Speaker 1: your fucking dms. Motherfucker. I just saw like eight million
Speaker 1: d ms from What they need to do is turn
Speaker 1: the picture into a beautiful woman with a nice ass
Speaker 1: and just like they get me when I go on,
Speaker 1: I g live. You do that and I might answer
Speaker 1: the DM. Okay, if there's some guy looking like this
Speaker 1: for your guy that looks like me, I'm not answering
Speaker 1: your DM's gonna be very tough. It's gonna be saying
Speaker 1: that about twelve years. Okay, I will answer your d M,
Speaker 1: probably at your funeral. Motherfucker. Now you're gonna have five
Speaker 1: billion d ms from from people because you're gonna make
Speaker 1: girls pictures and tricked me. Well. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many people are listening to our podcast right now, but
Speaker 1: I think we're number four in Nigeria the last time
Speaker 1: I checked the chart table. Thanks Nigeria overly that number
Speaker 1: four Nigeria, Yes, Mike, why would I like five? Uh seven? No?
Speaker 1: Out of five billion people? I heard Nigeria's uh like
Speaker 1: the population there is very high. Nigeria very very overpopulated.
Speaker 1: I mean really, yes, I mean I thought Mexicans were
Speaker 1: all packed up in one cars. It's a lot of Nigerians.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Mexicans are not listening right now,
Speaker 1: but Nigerians are pretty overpopulated. Yeah. Where we don't have
Speaker 1: a numb top on Mexico right now. Unfortunately we're like,
Speaker 1: we're like, they don't listen. Nobody listens to us in Mexico. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody knows us. What else we need to speak Spanish?
Speaker 1: I don't keep tracking. I don't keep track of what's
Speaker 1: going on. What what else are we toping? Just Nigeria.
Speaker 1: We were at top fifty four in the United States
Speaker 1: of America where we live at the moment. That's very good,
Speaker 1: and now we're one seventy. I guess what happened? Who
Speaker 1: was out this last time? I think the guest was
Speaker 1: I didn't check that one. I should was you on
Speaker 1: the show? I was there? Yeah? I think that was
Speaker 1: probably my friend drinking tequila. But no, but Ghana was great,
Speaker 1: had a wonderful time. In fact, Um, my first guest,
Speaker 1: my only guest on this particular show, was a lady
Speaker 1: I met in Ghana. Oh really, yes, she lives out
Speaker 1: here in Beverly Hills. He lives in California. She wasn't
Speaker 1: Ghana doing a whole bunch of things. Um, very busy woman.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you, guys, I'm gonna let her, you know,
Speaker 1: tell a little bit about more about herself. You know,
Speaker 1: I know she's a vegan chef. Oh that's amazing. That's
Speaker 1: what you need. I need it. Yeah, I have us.
Speaker 1: I've been carrying this twelve month old baby in my
Speaker 1: stomach for twelve years. Yeah, maybe she could help you
Speaker 1: get rid of it. Friend, you probably need a fast
Speaker 1: for how long? Motherside? I don't know, man, twelve years?
Speaker 1: Just just fast? Don't always mean you don't have to
Speaker 1: eat for twelve years. Just you could just fast and
Speaker 1: then I eat fast. That's why I'm fat. Yeah? Does
Speaker 1: that account? I eat pretty fast? I could eat a
Speaker 1: whole bowl of You should know you in five seconds?
Speaker 1: You should hoop? You should know? Yeah? You know? Is
Speaker 1: that you should know? His rice would beef on top.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like poor people eat Michael Blackson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're poor, like poor Asians. No, No, we just drive through.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a McDonald's for agents. Okay,
Speaker 1: where is it? It's sucking. There's three of them across
Speaker 1: the street. You could throw a booger or whatever here
Speaker 1: it reaches the drive. True. Yeah, I like that before,
Speaker 1: but I haven't had it in a while. But it's delicious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it has rice with it. Yeah, rice and beef. I
Speaker 1: should bring you one beef or just beef beef, very
Speaker 1: delicious like cow beef. What else pig beef? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: done a trick question. I didn't go to your elementary
Speaker 1: school and ghana. All right, let's bring up my guests.
Speaker 1: Give a big hand for chef Lauren von dead Pool
Speaker 1: and Mike. That last time I heard the chef's name
Speaker 1: that long was Chef boy r D. What was it? Joan?
Speaker 1: My goodness, world, welcome to the show. It's like a
Speaker 1: Spanish and French and like a little bit of everything
Speaker 1: in your name. And it ends with a pool like
Speaker 1: like a poodle, like a swimming pool. Oh pool, Oh
Speaker 1: is your father's name actually grand for real, and I
Speaker 1: bet you digger can't swim. We have two people Mike
Speaker 1: can't swim either. Yeah, everybody with the last name Pool.
Speaker 1: You should need drowned. Maybe you should have a swimm
Speaker 1: mean class in your school, Michael black think that. Okay,
Speaker 1: we just start just education first. Yeah, well swimming is
Speaker 1: very important, all right, I need to Okay, Lauren Ron
Speaker 1: what I mean? You look creo? Are you Creo? I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit of everything. I'm like a big fruitcake. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm Guyanese, just like my friend Michael Blackson. There's a
Speaker 1: difference between Ghana and Guyana, right absolutely, Guy in South
Speaker 1: America and Ghana is in West Africa. What California public
Speaker 1: school did you go to. I went to school in
Speaker 1: Van High School. Yeah. They didn't teach us history either.
Speaker 1: Well you should have touched a geography and it's not
Speaker 1: about histories about Yeah, that's right, I missed that class.
Speaker 1: I went to Spanish. Okay, oh yeah, joke to see Mike.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be top five in Mexico next week. Keep
Speaker 1: speaking Spanish. I after I mentioned the whole thing about
Speaker 1: picking up in a car, we won't uh, can we
Speaker 1: talk to the yes. All right, all I can explain
Speaker 1: your name, okay, Lauren, Well, Lauren, so you are who's
Speaker 1: who's Yes. My mother's side is Guyanese, so your mother
Speaker 1: is well, yeah, her mother and father are both Guyanese.
Speaker 1: Her father's um Madras Indian and Dutch, which is where
Speaker 1: I get my name, and my grandmother her mother is
Speaker 1: Chinese and Amerindian Indian. Oh yeah, hi, I'm Chinese too, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why it's Guyanese. Right. Did you take your DNA?
Speaker 1: I'm Nigga knees, yeah, I took mine. Alright. So your
Speaker 1: name is so your poor Guyanese. And my father's from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: New York. Dead ass facts broth to the mother's son
Speaker 1: word facts, dead ass sons. Y'all got all sons. There's
Speaker 1: no daughters, Hey son facts, dead son. But you're a daughter.
Speaker 1: Did you grow up in the New York City to facts? Facts?
Speaker 1: I grew up in d C, Washington, d C. That's
Speaker 1: where Mike's friends lives. Joe Biden. We need to visit him.
Speaker 1: Michael black Well, he's just started falling up the steps.
Speaker 1: You know you when you fought up the steps ship
Speaker 1: We will never get invited. I hope he's not listening.
Speaker 1: He's not listening to pocket. I's gonna he's running the
Speaker 1: whole country. Yeah, he has no time to visit. Listen
Speaker 1: to Mata. People fought down the steps. Joe finally felt
Speaker 1: up the steps on the plane. Well, you've never seen
Speaker 1: one going up. I didn't see that. You didn't see
Speaker 1: when he felt up the steps and on the plane.
Speaker 1: I've heard about it. I don't know. Maybe I was
Speaker 1: in Ghana. It was before he got It was all
Speaker 1: over the United it was over social media. I didn't
Speaker 1: see it. He was going up to the steps on
Speaker 1: the plane. Air Force five or one? Oh, never mind,
Speaker 1: I thought it was the Jordan's Air Force one. They
Speaker 1: called Air Force one forever. Oh, I know what happened.
Speaker 1: I bet you Donald Trump put some freaking oil on
Speaker 1: that thing, because that was used to be his plane. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gave it back to Joe Biden, and he puts
Speaker 1: some grease on the baby oil. Trump put some baby
Speaker 1: away from when he was beating meat on a plane.
Speaker 1: Poor Donald Trump. Oh, I wonder who's right, poor Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, poor Joe Biden. Yes, sorry, missed the president.
Speaker 1: I hope they take that oil out of that stairs.
Speaker 1: I hope he's okay. I howe broke a feebler. Yeah
Speaker 1: that you ought to have a sports injury. Maybe he
Speaker 1: needs help, Mike. Maybe he needs a guy to walk
Speaker 1: him up the stairs. Yeah, he probably needs you're his friends.
Speaker 1: He probably need to eat better because that's what you
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, that's right. Tell us about your food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I specialized in vegan and raffles that home
Speaker 1: together and foot well, it's raw vegan food. Anything wrong,
Speaker 1: end up with some kids. I'm cooking all my food same.
Speaker 1: It's like when you eat fruits and you know you
Speaker 1: don't no, I don't. It's vegan, so there's no meat,
Speaker 1: no eggs. No, it sounds more sexual and more like
Speaker 1: God through the ears when it's just rub vegan, right,
Speaker 1: yeah it does. Yeah, okay, yeah, I like that. So okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess if it's vegan, and it could be raw
Speaker 1: because like vegetables. Yeah, so basically raw foods means it's
Speaker 1: not cooked above or heated above a D eighteen degrees.
Speaker 1: So you can make like raw tacos and raw burgers
Speaker 1: and know it sounds crazy, but you use like vegetables
Speaker 1: and nuts and beans and things like that, and you
Speaker 1: make it and it's really delicious. M hm and vegan
Speaker 1: twenty years. WHOA, you don't eat meat at all. I
Speaker 1: don't eat any meat. Now, what if you're stuck in
Speaker 1: a small little island and they only have meat, they
Speaker 1: don't have any coconuts or bananas and tomatoes. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure they have green vegetation. Oh yeah, see, I
Speaker 1: think that's what if they don't have that and they
Speaker 1: only have a pig walking around, She'll eat it. She'll
Speaker 1: just leave some the floors. That's exactly right. And now
Speaker 1: I'll make some. I'll make some contumorate. It's a fisher.
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Speaker 1: She said, alright, so we met in Ghana. So this
Speaker 1: is you know what, It's so crazy how I met her. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm coming out from partying, you know, because you were
Speaker 1: partying every day. Michael bluckson I'm parting right, And then
Speaker 1: she she she just got to Ghana and I just
Speaker 1: see this real putting in the hallway. I'm like, And
Speaker 1: then she had American I got somebody from America L list,
Speaker 1: you know what. Start having a conversation, and she was
Speaker 1: in the verge of like changing her room because the
Speaker 1: room she's really picky because she said, oh, she said
Speaker 1: the TV was upside down something white? Who what? No?
Speaker 1: I wanted. I wanted to the room first of all,
Speaker 1: room number one, thirty eight pounds. But she needed a
Speaker 1: bigger room, you know my way? Um? Yeah, first of all,
Speaker 1: I number one Oxford Street, amazing beautiful, like amazing hotel
Speaker 1: designed my very good friend freedom Na chat Out, chat
Speaker 1: out where he got like eight names. Oh yeah, showed
Speaker 1: that hotel in your Instagram. Yeah it looks very nice,
Speaker 1: very nice hotel. Yeah. So, um, but I wanted a
Speaker 1: bigger room, so I ended up with the penthouse. What
Speaker 1: did you phouse? There's only one in the whole hotel?
Speaker 1: Or is there two? Now there's there's four, but there's
Speaker 1: four of them. Oh, where were you staying, Mike in
Speaker 1: the first floor? Now I was actually on the um.
Speaker 1: I don't know what flaws seven, seventh or fifth, because
Speaker 1: I think I gave my sister the seventh and I
Speaker 1: kept it faith do something. It didn't matter to me.
Speaker 1: I was by myself, you know, still like I still
Speaker 1: had like a nice sweet every everyone in that hotel
Speaker 1: is a gorgeous hotel. It's called number one Oxford, that
Speaker 1: number one. If you're gonna Croghana, you know he's got
Speaker 1: some free promotion. You know it's mothersucker. You're gonna give
Speaker 1: my mother sucker at least the ninth floor next time? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he take me the first time I stay his property,
Speaker 1: give me like the penthouse at the qualities I haven't
Speaker 1: been to quality. Oh you give me three better in
Speaker 1: penthouse A qualities last the first time we met, now
Speaker 1: the first time I met at first of my stay
Speaker 1: his property, you know, so um and then this then
Speaker 1: the one where the one hotel is is more more
Speaker 1: going on? Is you know? I think that where qualities
Speaker 1: is more quieter and the one is more contemporary. Qualities
Speaker 1: is more like a traditional little you know. But yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's a beauty. All his properties are really really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah amazing. What all did you do in Ghana? That's
Speaker 1: about coming so I was Yeah, I was there um
Speaker 1: promoting health and wellness. So UM we met with um
Speaker 1: so many people, Gosh, the president of Tourism, and we
Speaker 1: went to the presidential office and met with all the dignitaries.
Speaker 1: They're really trying to bring more health and wellness. Uh,
Speaker 1: not just to Ghana, but across the globe. I think
Speaker 1: that because Um, I just feel like we need to
Speaker 1: learn how to eat better. We know, the COVID happened
Speaker 1: and everyone's like dying because they don't know how to
Speaker 1: heal themselves. So like teaching people the basics, you know.
Speaker 1: I feel like Ghana is so rich, you know, of course,
Speaker 1: you know you come from the fruits, the vegetables, I mean,
Speaker 1: the mangoes, the pineapples, the fresh air, so amazing, it
Speaker 1: really is. You should go there. I need to move there.
Speaker 1: Are you hiring theater? It could be my teacher. No,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna not for my kids. For English. No Chinese,
Speaker 1: best friend Chinese? Well, I don't know how to speak
Speaker 1: that very fluid you. Yeah, we could use some Chinese
Speaker 1: classes because I always feel like Chinese were always talking
Speaker 1: about us, So I need some Chinese. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: you be the Chinese teacher. But there's one problem, like
Speaker 1: I don't speak Chinese, mothersucker. I don't know how many
Speaker 1: times I have to tell you that I speak fluent,
Speaker 1: and see I don't. And so you got a chance
Speaker 1: to um. So you met a lot of people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did a lot of media book signings I have.
Speaker 1: I'm an author, So I have a book out book,
Speaker 1: Eat Yourself Sexy, Eat Yourself Sexy, Eat Yourself Sexy like
Speaker 1: a point hub. Yeah, it looks like a point hub,
Speaker 1: the Goddess Edition. Okay, so there's eat Yourself sexyly. Have
Speaker 1: you ever eat yourself and each sexy the Goddess Edition? Years? No,
Speaker 1: but you know, because I'm vegan for twenty years, it
Speaker 1: would be the best thing ever. I would never suck
Speaker 1: my own dick. I know that much. I noticed. I
Speaker 1: never will. That's that would be. I would never eat myself.
Speaker 1: I'm not reading your book Eat Yourself Sexy? Did you
Speaker 1: give us? Did you bring us some books? You know?
Speaker 1: When I have a knife for you, because I also
Speaker 1: have my own knife company, So I have a knife
Speaker 1: for you, and I also have a book for you.
Speaker 1: So but I'm literally just leaving Jim Henson's studio from
Speaker 1: catering and gigs. So I left it at you left
Speaker 1: my knife in my book? I did. I was rushing
Speaker 1: because I was late. I was late, and then I
Speaker 1: realized I wasn't so la, I owe somebody use that
Speaker 1: knife and cut that book up. Okay, you make? You
Speaker 1: have your own knife? Is it? So it's my it's
Speaker 1: um my own knife company. So I just launched the
Speaker 1: very first one. It's called the Queen's Collection, and we
Speaker 1: sold out in seven days. So I did pretty well.
Speaker 1: And I just have had a new shipment and we're
Speaker 1: almost sold out of that and we're rolling out a
Speaker 1: whole um kitchen collection. So knife spoons? What makes you
Speaker 1: get up and say to yourself, I want to be
Speaker 1: a knife maker? Like? What what got on your head
Speaker 1: to make nighte? Ex husband? Trying to cheated, trying to
Speaker 1: kill somebody like never been married. But I'm a chef,
Speaker 1: so like you, a chef has to know do you
Speaker 1: have to have a really? I forgot to use the
Speaker 1: ship can't just be out here with some anneal knife.
Speaker 1: I have a Japanese steel um knife. It's gorgeous. The
Speaker 1: mask is still with wood grain handle. How many inches
Speaker 1: is the knife Um, that seems like a loaded question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave that right there. The knife, because the knife,
Speaker 1: it's like a sword. The longer the knife does better
Speaker 1: it is for cutting. Right, Mike doesn't watch a cooking channel.
Speaker 1: I do. It's it's nine inches nine inches. My knife
Speaker 1: bigger than that, but it's not as sharp as her knife.
Speaker 1: Mode socker. Her knife could cut the whole coconut one hit. Yes, so,
Speaker 1: but actually I use a machete for that. Yeah. My
Speaker 1: knife is a Japanese steel knife, so it's very delicate,
Speaker 1: so you don't really want to cackle been coconut. Your
Speaker 1: break it because it's super sharp. And yeah, you use
Speaker 1: a muchet for that. Oh, I carry a bucket knife.
Speaker 1: That's all. Yeah, but I've got vegans, and it was
Speaker 1: there any vegans. Yeah, but that's why I'm bringing it
Speaker 1: vegan because yeah, it is is vegan. It's made of cassava,
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, it's it's vegan. Yeah, but I'm saying
Speaker 1: that you gotta make a vegan soup because we like
Speaker 1: all kinds of meat in the soup. They contomerate and
Speaker 1: the Okrah soup and all of that. If you make
Speaker 1: them without meat, it's pretty much. It's vegan and what
Speaker 1: I love vegan? You have fake meat, yeah you can
Speaker 1: do Yeah, you can do meat for some reason. Let's
Speaker 1: like sleep on a sex dog. Actually make a point there, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you can use mushrooms and mushrooms you can. You
Speaker 1: can make vegetables taste media. It's really the flavor prof
Speaker 1: wow that you add to the vegetables. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: really right. And that's the point. You know, we should
Speaker 1: stop eating. Can we order thy food first today? Maybe
Speaker 1: with stuff tomorrow? Well, Thai food can be I love
Speaker 1: Thai food. Color a red curry. So vegging, what is
Speaker 1: vigg involved? No me, No shrimp, no, no nothing, no shrimp,
Speaker 1: no fish, no eggs, no milk, no nothing. Stop dairies
Speaker 1: like a year and a half ago. Okay, good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know a lot of people think that it's
Speaker 1: you're so limited, but just think about the thousands of
Speaker 1: plants that grow on the planet. There's so many fruits
Speaker 1: and vegetables, and it's really about your creativity. Is for me,
Speaker 1: I've been vegging for over twenty years so and I've
Speaker 1: worked with the best Serena Venus Williams Common Venus Williams
Speaker 1: is a vegan, Serena, I worked with them trap vegan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that should have been common sense. Are you gonna are
Speaker 1: you here to make Michael Blocks, I'm gonna make you vegan. No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a hard person there and stop eating meat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I think you should start my twenty one
Speaker 1: day vegan challenge. I haven't eat yourself, Sexy Journey did.
Speaker 1: I can't eat nothing like Nami couci Kid. That's it.
Speaker 1: You can eat. Oh that's vegan. Well, Mike, that's fine,
Speaker 1: you're good. You could eat couch. How about us? Oh,
Speaker 1: never mind, that's wrong question. That's it's not it's not vegan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not vegan. That's a you're you're safe. All in
Speaker 1: that area which you don't want to do is eat
Speaker 1: any meat. But see, that's the thing is that when
Speaker 1: you cleanse your body, the sexes much better. Oh, and
Speaker 1: you taste better and you're everything is just better. Everything
Speaker 1: is greater, and it lasts longer. What That's why I've
Speaker 1: been coming so quick? Yeah, Mike, if you become vegan,
Speaker 1: no more second man, and then there's more herbs. They see.
Speaker 1: Once you really understand that food is your medicine. Then
Speaker 1: you can. You can take herbs that heal you and
Speaker 1: then make sure that you are performing at your best.
Speaker 1: That's why Tiffany had it, didn't common because he probably
Speaker 1: sucking her longer. And now my fucking lady left me again.
Speaker 1: Probably it's time to go vegan. Mother, you broke up
Speaker 1: with me again. Listen, If you go vegan, I guarantee
Speaker 1: you're gonna get her back. Yeah, Mike, the start of
Speaker 1: your freaking two seconds and one. Yeah, but I'll be
Speaker 1: giving her ten forty two seconds. Oh, that's like vegan.
Speaker 1: M all right. So I didn't know that. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. Maybe they didn't help your sex life. It does.
Speaker 1: There's certain herbs like yo hem bay yoma is an
Speaker 1: amazing herb for men that helps with you know, the
Speaker 1: reproductive function exactly. And that you eat all that meat
Speaker 1: and all that dairy. You see, that is not good.
Speaker 1: There's not good for you know, everybody wants listening to
Speaker 1: this who eased me? And living in regular life? They
Speaker 1: know what's going on. You know, it's none of my
Speaker 1: business to say, but you know what's happening behind closed
Speaker 1: doors because you're you're not healthy, you're not getting enough oxygen.
Speaker 1: You to your different body cards. All right, let's see
Speaker 1: you are that vegan ship and stay healthy work out,
Speaker 1: and then you can hit my card and you're dead healthy. Man,
Speaker 1: when I die, I want to be like he should
Speaker 1: have been dead he died. I don't want to die healthy.
Speaker 1: I'd be really upset if I die healthy, and I
Speaker 1: want to every I'm dick. The fall off. Liked get
Speaker 1: hit by lightning in Ghana somewhere. We hate to be healthy.
Speaker 1: And then Tiger was dripping in front of me and
Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, he was going eighty five per hour,
Speaker 1: you know, in a genesis. Yeah, on a twenty five
Speaker 1: mile pur schools on. You know what we found out
Speaker 1: today or whatever last whatever week it was that we
Speaker 1: found out that he was speeding right, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: it was like a curve going into like the mountains
Speaker 1: or something. And then he said that it was just
Speaker 1: going regular speed and usually everybody falls off the mountain.
Speaker 1: I guess they found out from the computer that genesis.
Speaker 1: Then he was going eighty five miles per hour and
Speaker 1: when he hit hit him hit a wall, right, he
Speaker 1: hit a curving, he fluent tumbled. This happened. She doesn't
Speaker 1: want I just vegan news. I don't watch the news.
Speaker 1: I literally just bought my very first TV in life
Speaker 1: last look this year ovulations live in the village of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. I just I don't like TV. TV isn't
Speaker 1: my thing. You know, TV isn't my thing. But I
Speaker 1: got it because I like movies. You have no clue
Speaker 1: what's going on? Do you? No? I mean I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't really focus on bad news. Do you know
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks and he's all he's famous on TV? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of famous. No, Actually, you're pretty dope. But
Speaker 1: she doesn't watch TV. Motesucker, But I watched Coming to America.
Speaker 1: Oh you did when you watching on the microwave. I've
Speaker 1: watched it on my new TV. Oh yeah, how many
Speaker 1: inches is that TV? I don't know. It's pretty big.
Speaker 1: Now it's a bigger than that one. It's about that size. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is actually this TV came with the places I
Speaker 1: my TV. If I was about TV would be like
Speaker 1: the whole size of that wall. I don't think that.
Speaker 1: Walmart doesn't say, I'm like, I'm not going to wart Best.
Speaker 1: You've got good sales. They might be a sponsored n
Speaker 1: What I want to know is what happened to the
Speaker 1: to the costumes on Coming to America? Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: she was just concerned by the costumes. They don't I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to costumes of movies period.
Speaker 1: I think they save them. Um, the costom designer keeps
Speaker 1: them for some reason. That's what I think. Like Ruth,
Speaker 1: Ruth wasn't a Ruth card is our name? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: please don't suck me up. I'm saying I know a
Speaker 1: first of its rude. I think it's but she she
Speaker 1: did what kind of movie? And she did come to America.
Speaker 1: She was a casting She wanted with Waconda. She want
Speaker 1: to ask us for a Waconda so she might be
Speaker 1: nominated a game for a Coming to America. She did
Speaker 1: a great job as well. What's up, mother suckers, this
Speaker 1: is your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here
Speaker 1: to ask you a question. Are you subscribe to my podcast,
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Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday even I give a
Speaker 1: couple of ideas on like mind clothing. Yeah, was like
Speaker 1: make my I said, make my army close my army
Speaker 1: pants shorts because I remember being a kid, and I
Speaker 1: remember like the soldiers back home, they were like soldiers shorts,
Speaker 1: like shorts. I'm like, make mine shorts, you know, so
Speaker 1: I give out it really good. It was very catchy.
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody wore shorts. I like your outfit, so I
Speaker 1: kind of helped put it together. I picked out like
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, that was kind of me. You know,
Speaker 1: she brought him. I'm like, make my pants shorts and
Speaker 1: put this overhead, you know, put my sleeves this way,
Speaker 1: because I remember, you know, um, I spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time in like barriers. I remember being a librarian,
Speaker 1: and I remember the soldiers how they roll their sleeves
Speaker 1: up on their on their army clothes. So I got
Speaker 1: a lot of ideas from me being a kid, and
Speaker 1: and you know, running into like soldiers of Africa. So
Speaker 1: I try to bring you know, even though it's the
Speaker 1: Moonda and next Dooria, they're not real places. I just
Speaker 1: try to bring the real part of Africa a little
Speaker 1: bit with you know, with a dressing. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: that's important though, you know, it's about Africa should be.
Speaker 1: I saw there was a lot of Ethiopian inspired like
Speaker 1: crosses and outfits, um and they did well. Just you
Speaker 1: know that. I mean, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I mean Zemunda, next Doria, Rokana, the officitious places, they're
Speaker 1: not real, you know, when you're dealing places and then
Speaker 1: our real you know, you could kind of like make
Speaker 1: up your own things, you know, and make some things up.
Speaker 1: And you know people sometimes put on't know any better,
Speaker 1: they don't. They just you know, I feel like Africans
Speaker 1: were pissed when they saw. They were pissed because African thing.
Speaker 1: African thought, you know, we're trying to trying to be African,
Speaker 1: but they just these are made up places. So and
Speaker 1: I and I had an interview, I had a TV
Speaker 1: interview when I wasn't gonna and I talked about this,
Speaker 1: like we can't get upset, we can't take this personal.
Speaker 1: This will imagine every places and our real places. You
Speaker 1: know it's not real places, Mike, For goodness, gracious, I
Speaker 1: thought it was real. He's trying about un American headlines
Speaker 1: to go to Zamunda. Mother, we're just ruined all the
Speaker 1: Asians dreams going through Zamunda. Well, good luck, man, you
Speaker 1: know who goes to spirit headlines, motherfucker? Good luck. The
Speaker 1: round trip ticket for thirty dollars. It's gonna cost you
Speaker 1: six thousand for your bluggage, and then you gotta pay
Speaker 1: another three thousand to breathe, and then we ask questions
Speaker 1: on the plane. That's another three thousand dollars. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of hidden churches. So yeah, what else did you get?
Speaker 1: Did you get to go to the slave cast and
Speaker 1: all that I did tell us about that? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was so powerful. I cried so much. It was
Speaker 1: it was like, well, when you go inside, I feel
Speaker 1: like there's so many different emotions because you go into
Speaker 1: the to the men's dungeon and to the women's dungeon,
Speaker 1: and then the stories and just the energy that's still
Speaker 1: in that space is like and then realizing that the
Speaker 1: African Americans here are the ones that survived it. That
Speaker 1: was also really powerful. That just the resilience, because you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of us didn't really survive it was it
Speaker 1: was pretty intense and black people are very strong, right,
Speaker 1: tough people. Man, Yeah, it's I mean I went there
Speaker 1: once in my life and it was probably about who
Speaker 1: was that? Do I go that way? Who's that was? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Was my sister with you? It was really sad because
Speaker 1: I didn't. I can't imagine when my people went through,
Speaker 1: you know. But you know, we we we overcame it,
Speaker 1: you know, and it just it just it's just part
Speaker 1: of our history now, you know. And we can't forget
Speaker 1: where you came from. You know, never forget. You gotta
Speaker 1: teach your kids this and let them know. But yeah, man, um,
Speaker 1: and okay, so you saw this slave castle and then
Speaker 1: we did the Last Bath. Are you familiar with that? Nah?
Speaker 1: So that's a whole not that's like they took the
Speaker 1: slaves to this before they took them to the dungeons.
Speaker 1: They put them on a boat to take them to
Speaker 1: the dungeons, but they gave them this what they call
Speaker 1: the last bath. They walk them through the woods and
Speaker 1: put them in the water and just it's just torturous ship. Like,
Speaker 1: who are they call it the last bath? They just
Speaker 1: dump them in the water and throw them on the
Speaker 1: on the slave ship. Yeah. Like, but so what we did,
Speaker 1: So I went there. I don't know if you're familiar
Speaker 1: with Queen of Fua, but she's my spiritual mother. She
Speaker 1: has been a healer for over fifty years. Um. So
Speaker 1: I was with her and uh, Angela Rye are you
Speaker 1: from me? With Angela Rye? She's on CNN. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: were all there, and so the whole point was to
Speaker 1: go back two through the door of no return, which
Speaker 1: is we've returned, you know what I mean, and through
Speaker 1: the last bath, so that we it's like our first bath.
Speaker 1: It's coming. It's doing the healing work, um, for ourselves
Speaker 1: and for our ancestors. It was. It was pretty dope,
Speaker 1: um okay. And what else did you anything else you
Speaker 1: remember doing? It was that pretty much? I mean, gosh
Speaker 1: we did. Every day was jam packed with meetings and
Speaker 1: TV and interviews and um, he had a great time.
Speaker 1: I got a new name too, They gave me a
Speaker 1: new um gosh, I am um Yama Day, Princess Yama Day.
Speaker 1: I thought it would like went by like the whole
Speaker 1: days of the weekday, yeah, yeah, Thursday, Okay, y'all, okay, y'all.
Speaker 1: My brother, my brother is Thursday, He's y'all. So guys, y'all.
Speaker 1: And a girl is yeah yeah, yes, I'm like, I'm I'm,
Speaker 1: I'm Monday, so Joe and female Monday is is that
Speaker 1: where you're born? Well, they just named it, you know,
Speaker 1: it has to do with like, um, it's a traditional thing.
Speaker 1: It's like the day of the week you're born, the name.
Speaker 1: If you want to sunder of the week, then that
Speaker 1: becomes your name, basically nickname. Don't go to Ghana and
Speaker 1: be like, hey coat Joe, You're gonna have like ten
Speaker 1: niggas turn around, you know, and it's it just felt
Speaker 1: so when you know, it felt great being back there
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm in a place where everybody looks
Speaker 1: like me, you know, I love and nice. I literally
Speaker 1: I like I went to Egypt right after, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this whole another energy. Like the people in
Speaker 1: Ghana were sweet and kind and fun. The food was delicious,
Speaker 1: the vibes were just to me a lot higher Egypt,
Speaker 1: like I felt like they were a little back in
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, honestly, Yeah, it was. It's a Muslim country,
Speaker 1: which you know, I have a lot of Muslim friends,
Speaker 1: but it was like they don't respect women the majority.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, you know, I don't want to stereotype,
Speaker 1: but it was just very a little for me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The good thing, the cool thing about being in Ghana
Speaker 1: and like, you know, body looked like me. It kind
Speaker 1: of like when I was in America. When I came
Speaker 1: to America as a kid. You know how people describe
Speaker 1: me and it's like, okay, Mike, which Mike, black ass Mike.
Speaker 1: So now when Ghana, everybody darkens me. So now you
Speaker 1: gotta really described the long neck Mike, short neck Mike,
Speaker 1: no neck, Mike, got teeth Mike, because now you can't
Speaker 1: go black ass Mike neck black ass. You know everybody
Speaker 1: Ghana we like the original black were like between eleven
Speaker 1: PM at like one thirty a m. I've fallen around
Speaker 1: midnight enough for this ship man. But overall, you had
Speaker 1: a great time. Ghana was great. Are you so? What's
Speaker 1: your plans are going back? I'll be back actually probably
Speaker 1: next month to do some business. Nice. I'll be there too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going back there too. Oh, did you ever close
Speaker 1: the deal with the house? Yeah, yeah, cho chow hands
Speaker 1: on it and all the paperwork is going on right now,
Speaker 1: so you know, hopefully everything works. Did I show you
Speaker 1: the house? Yeah, you show me. It's so beautiful and
Speaker 1: with your your street name and all of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna street what Motsaker Street on Mothersuker Avenue. They're
Speaker 1: gonna call it bit stet. Did they have any for Sie?
Speaker 1: I want to buy one. No, they we'll build one
Speaker 1: on the street for you. But yeah, so I mean,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you came. I ain't joined us today.
Speaker 1: I can't. Well, when you go back, I hopefully I'll
Speaker 1: be there with till we'll get the hang out. You know,
Speaker 1: we have a housewoman party and come to the house. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'll make you some some vegan contemplate with no with
Speaker 1: no meat, no meat. Yeah, I'm serious. You're gonna go
Speaker 1: vegan for twenty one days. I don't mind. I tried
Speaker 1: some comble. I love yams, Do you guys? You have some?
Speaker 1: N I e some conum and yams all day. And
Speaker 1: the plan than planting is amazing. In the coconut water,
Speaker 1: the pineapple it is it is and you would think
Speaker 1: that it's not right because it's green on the outside. Normally,
Speaker 1: like when I picked my pineapples, it's nice and yellow, right,
Speaker 1: but this one's like white yeah and green yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's white on the inside, and you think it's like
Speaker 1: this is gonna be bitter or sour? Is perfect? So sweet,
Speaker 1: probably the sweetest pineapple. Al right. Well, the dog tell
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Speaker 1: Mike for the hitting five million followers. Hat five millions followers.
Speaker 1: Congratulation and I earned. I got it a hard way,
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Speaker 1: don't get there's so many. I earned mine grinded for
Speaker 1: eleven years and when Instagram came out, Yeah, eleven years. Man,
Speaker 1: I was telling jokes and funny videos. I earned those
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