Speaker 1: All right, this isn't gonna be for the fainted heart
Speaker 1: here people, let's get it going right here, right now.
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, it's the eyes up here. Extra extreme would
Speaker 1: you rather question? So would you rather questions? But with
Speaker 1: extreme extreme that's that's it. We've done these before. They're
Speaker 1: a little dirty, they're a little saucy, but you throw
Speaker 1: extreme in front of it and it makes them even
Speaker 1: more wild. Okay, I'm ready. Are you sure I hold
Speaker 1: nothing back? You don't? You don't? You're sure about that?
Speaker 1: Final answer? Final answers? Okay, oh god, I love this.
Speaker 1: Would you rather? And okay, let's also preface this. We're
Speaker 1: not saying you're you're married, we understand that, but answer
Speaker 1: the question as if you just answer the question. Okay, oh,
Speaker 1: so like I'm single, JF. You said, if I say
Speaker 1: would you have a one night stand? It's not in
Speaker 1: the context of your marriage. Okay, yeah, I got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Would you rather have a one night
Speaker 1: stand with a stranger or a dis in blood relation?
Speaker 1: What that's nasty? I would rather have one with a stranger?
Speaker 1: Come on, I can tell how this quiz is going
Speaker 1: to go right now? Would you rather watch pornography in
Speaker 1: a public place or act out in a pornograph or
Speaker 1: act in a pornography? Let me start over. Would you
Speaker 1: it's a lot of pornography. Would you rather watch pornography
Speaker 1: in a public place or act in a pornographic movie
Speaker 1: in public? I would rather watch it in a public
Speaker 1: place because you think I'm the only one sitting there. No,
Speaker 1: it's gonna draw a crowd. Don't have to diddle yourself.
Speaker 1: You could just watch it, right, No, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1: I don't go with the same one. Goodness? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: How about this one? Would you rather have a high
Speaker 1: body count or be with someone that has a high
Speaker 1: body count? Now what does that mean? I like how
Speaker 1: many partners you've had? Would you rather be kill people?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be the one with the most partners
Speaker 1: or your partner be the one with the most partners.
Speaker 1: I think I would rather be the one with the
Speaker 1: most partners because I would know if I'm carrying a disease. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know you can't tell if the other guy is
Speaker 1: because a lion, Say no, right exactly? You can have
Speaker 1: a kind of rolodex of who it was and all
Speaker 1: the in and outs. You know, if you're sick, or
Speaker 1: if you have herpes or donau or whatever is out there,
Speaker 1: you don't know what he's carrying exactly, all right, So
Speaker 1: that's it. I tend to agree with that one as well.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be someone who has a really high
Speaker 1: libido that's far from normal or someone with a really
Speaker 1: low libido? I'd rather be someone with a really low libido.
Speaker 1: Why because if it's too high, you don't have access
Speaker 1: to a partner. You're gonna go crazy. You're gonna break
Speaker 1: all your toys, You're gonna have to keep ordering more,
Speaker 1: you know, if you don't have a partner. If you
Speaker 1: do have a partner, you'll work them to death and
Speaker 1: then he might reject you at one point, and then
Speaker 1: you'll feel bad. But if they have a really low libido,
Speaker 1: then might you feel maybe some pains of neglect perhaps
Speaker 1: because you have low Yeah? Okay, no, no, or someone
Speaker 1: with a really low libido? Would I rather myself have
Speaker 1: a high libido or someone Would you rather be with
Speaker 1: someone who has a really high libido, be with that
Speaker 1: far from normal, or be with someone with a really
Speaker 1: low thought? It was me, Oh no, then I'd rather
Speaker 1: be with someone with a high one. Okay, did you
Speaker 1: feel the neglect right if it was a low one? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: makes it that much more intense. Yeah, and I don't
Speaker 1: have to be as busy as I'm hired all the time.
Speaker 1: Here's a good one. You're ready. Would you rather always
Speaker 1: get horny at midnight or always get horny while at work?
Speaker 1: Tow so ridiculous. This is so stupid. At midnight, I'm
Speaker 1: sound asleep, mind you, So that would piss me off
Speaker 1: because it would wake me up, and then I'd be up.
Speaker 1: If I'm horny at work, what could you do at work?
Speaker 1: Rub one out at work? I guess bathroom saw. Then
Speaker 1: your boss might walk in and you might get fired.
Speaker 1: I'm very sanitary. I'm gonna choose midnight. I think that
Speaker 1: would be the safe option. Good choice. Night's good. But
Speaker 1: you know, at work kind of passes the time, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then like what if like you work with ugly people,
Speaker 1: and you and you and you have to bone someone
Speaker 1: and it's like an ugly dude, and then you regret
Speaker 1: it the next day and then they come in and
Speaker 1: they go you yeah, and you're like, oh shit, I
Speaker 1: just boned an ugly dude. Oh man, all right, how
Speaker 1: about this one. Would you rather have a lover who's
Speaker 1: a hull an experience or a lover who's a virgin
Speaker 1: and a novice? Hmmm? I think I'd rather have the virgin.
Speaker 1: Just sounds boring. I think they wouldn't know how to
Speaker 1: please me and that would be irritating and then I'd
Speaker 1: be like, just get off me, and then I'd have
Speaker 1: to leave goodbye. Yeah, who wants that? Now? This is
Speaker 1: a this is a weird one. Okay. Would you rather
Speaker 1: make out with someone at a nightclub or make out
Speaker 1: with someone at a strip club? Ew? Like, Well, the
Speaker 1: difference is there's a bunch of titties behind you on
Speaker 1: a pole dance, right, So I would choose the nightclub
Speaker 1: that's not very out of the ordinary. Yeah, we would
Speaker 1: make out. We would like, you know, you hook up
Speaker 1: with somebody at a club. Yeah, that doesn't seem too crazy. No,
Speaker 1: but see, excuse me, Chad. You didn't get to experience
Speaker 1: all this because you've been with Liz forever. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I could speak to drinking in a night club with her.
Speaker 1: You just didn't get to like do all this stuff
Speaker 1: because you've been with one. And I love that. I
Speaker 1: wish I was with my husband since high school. A
Speaker 1: long time. It's a very long time. It's a very
Speaker 1: long time. But I think that's gonna look thank you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Okay, here we go. Would you
Speaker 1: rather sleep with someone super hot and get herpes or
Speaker 1: sleep with someone who's really boring but get no std? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want herpees. I'll close my eyes and pretend
Speaker 1: they're super hot. Okay, who he wants herpes? Who broke
Speaker 1: this quiz? This is a BuzzFeed quiz. No, it's not BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1: Who is it? Would you rather questions dot Com? Okay?
Speaker 1: Would you rather your colleague watch you have sex? Or
Speaker 1: have your neighbor watch you have sex? So think of
Speaker 1: your current neighbor. So, my one neighbor is a like pastor,
Speaker 1: Oh geez, they go question over my other neighbor's a mailman. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes mail man can be a little little out there now,
Speaker 1: but then again, you're going to work, but you live,
Speaker 1: so you're going to work every day and you're seeing
Speaker 1: this person, but you're living next to these people. I
Speaker 1: can always get a new job. I'll let my colleague
Speaker 1: do it, okay, and then I'll quit. And then I'll
Speaker 1: just that's it. Yeah, that's what I would do. Okay.
Speaker 1: Would you rather watch your ex have sex or have
Speaker 1: your ex watch you have sex? I'm gonna let my
Speaker 1: ex watch me have sex and see what he's missing
Speaker 1: because he's such a dickhead, be like, do you want
Speaker 1: some of this? You want some of this? You can't
Speaker 1: have it? No, you're an asshole? Yeah what what? What?
Speaker 1: What would you get out of watching them? It's like nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh well, geez, I guess that's your problem now nothing?
Speaker 1: All right? How about this one? Would you rather walk
Speaker 1: around the house in just your underwear or go out
Speaker 1: without underwear? That is the dumbest question by far. Of
Speaker 1: course I ad in my underwear. Okay, why is that dumb?
Speaker 1: Some people like going outside in their underwear? No, with
Speaker 1: without underwear? Who would choose that? I don't know, But
Speaker 1: I mean in the chase of my house I have.
Speaker 1: My front room has no I have no blinds or anything.
Speaker 1: I just have like drapes that come down. So you
Speaker 1: walk around your underwearbody's looking at you through the window.
Speaker 1: But if you're outside, you're in front of strangers outside
Speaker 1: least you're in your own home. Dumb. Okay, that it
Speaker 1: wasn't a good one. Not all of them are going
Speaker 1: to be winners. Would you rather have a partner who
Speaker 1: makes you moan really loudly in bed or a partner
Speaker 1: who moans really loudly in bed? No, no moaners, goodbye,
Speaker 1: make me moan. I'd have to punch him in the
Speaker 1: face until them to shut up. All right, that question,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask. That one's real. That's a
Speaker 1: weird one. That's weird. I got it, I lost it,
Speaker 1: I lost it. Hold on, hold on. Would you rather
Speaker 1: lick up your partner's fluid after orgasm or suck their
Speaker 1: fluid from a condom? What the hell? That's both gross?
Speaker 1: I told you that's why I was skipping it. Your
Speaker 1: partner flew it. Would you rather send your nude pictures
Speaker 1: to someone you like or get nude pictures from someone
Speaker 1: who you like. I'm not sending my nudes. I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1: Do you know the problem? All it takes is one
Speaker 1: hack and the rest is history. Yeah. I was talking
Speaker 1: about this to somebody the other day. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm so lucky that when I was in my twenties
Speaker 1: we barely had a flip phone. We didn't even have
Speaker 1: a flip phone. We had the no Kia phones and
Speaker 1: they all you could do is talk. There was no text, messaging,
Speaker 1: no nothing. Do you imagine back in the day. I
Speaker 1: think I'm smart enough not to do like videotape myself
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But these girls these days, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell they're thinking. I'm not doing
Speaker 1: that shit show boom all I gotta do. Some of
Speaker 1: these couples these days, they just shoot those things back
Speaker 1: and forth. I guess nobody's been me. Sorry, okay, how necessary?
Speaker 1: All right, let's see how about this one? Would you rather?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have your butt spanked or your butt squeezed?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm during sacks? Just butt squeeze. Now, I'm the
Speaker 1: old you'll pinch your root when you walk by. I'm
Speaker 1: not against a little smack, but if it's just like
Speaker 1: on the fly, i'd rather have somebody's Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: if it's during sex, I'd rather have a little smack,
Speaker 1: A little smack. Okay, okay, I can get behind that
Speaker 1: fun fact an old boyfriend, I'm telling you this, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but continue. I said, you can yank on
Speaker 1: my hair if you'd like, and he goes no, that
Speaker 1: would hurt you. I was like, uh, this is fun.
Speaker 1: It was extremely vanilla, but he was a good guy.
Speaker 1: That's funny. How about this? Would you rather get a
Speaker 1: hickey that's hard to hide or give a hickey that's
Speaker 1: hard to hide? You know? I used to like getting hickeys.
Speaker 1: I liked having my neck socked, Okay, so I would
Speaker 1: get it. Were they hard to hide? Or oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were like badge of honor. Oh oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's that's pretty. Uh that's pretty, that's pretty exposed. No
Speaker 1: one care ore the hickey is a old school badge
Speaker 1: of honor. For sure. It was okay back then. Everything
Speaker 1: was okay. Then now people would be investigating and there'd
Speaker 1: be like swarms of uh, you know, folks trying to
Speaker 1: find out. How about this one? Would you rather have
Speaker 1: sex up against a wall or on the floor, so
Speaker 1: carpet or hardwood? I'm gonna say hardwood. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: if we're going to talk about a wall, we gotta
Speaker 1: go hardwood to kind of match the uncomfortable factor. So
Speaker 1: floors rough, I'm gonna do it up again. So well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of tough too, though. You gotta have good
Speaker 1: balance but if you can maneuver yourself the right way,
Speaker 1: you gotta have good like hard thighs, you know, or
Speaker 1: you can balance those legs thighs. I'm good thick. The
Speaker 1: brothers say I'm thick. Oh yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 1: should I bepend They're like, no, that's a good thing
Speaker 1: with a couple. K is thick with acc they don't
Speaker 1: put the K on the end. No, oh, okay, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm not up on my brother lingo. All right. Would
Speaker 1: you rather have your sex video leaked or have a
Speaker 1: video of you touching yourself leaked? Oh? God, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: a kind of lose loose again. You are not celebrity Francine.
Speaker 1: You are just regular old Francine. I'm a very uh,
Speaker 1: very well known celebrity here. We have to be careful.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I think i'd rather be with a partner. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: those solo things are kind of like little you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You gotta be in the right mood
Speaker 1: for those. Yes, I don't know. These they make you
Speaker 1: think though, huh, I won't be doing either, so that'll
Speaker 1: make me even think harder. All right, would you a
Speaker 1: couple more? Would you rather french kiss your favorite model
Speaker 1: or french kiss your favorite actor, my favorite model, your
Speaker 1: favorite model fabio. I don't even have a favorite model.
Speaker 1: I don't know any other male models. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Like somebody asked me the other day in Twitch, like
Speaker 1: who who do you have? Who do you fancy? Like?
Speaker 1: Actor wise? I was like, I don't even know who's
Speaker 1: acting these days. I don't get out much. I'll pick
Speaker 1: an actor and I'll just find somebody hot. I don't
Speaker 1: even know Chris Helmsworth. He's cute. He is he Thor? Or?
Speaker 1: Is that the brother? Aren't there two store? Okay? I
Speaker 1: know there's two. He's in Hot Hot Aussie? I think right?
Speaker 1: Is that the guy who wants to play Hulk Hogan?
Speaker 1: Is it? I think one of those Hemsworth brothers wants
Speaker 1: to or is going to play Hulk Hogan in a
Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan biopic. If he plays Hulk Hogan, is he
Speaker 1: going to get a blow job from blablah La Lung
Speaker 1: his wife? They recreate that scene? Maybe in the outtake? Wow,
Speaker 1: maybe in the outtake. That's what sidebar? Have we talked
Speaker 1: about this before? Did you actually see the video? Okay? Nothing? Impressed?
Speaker 1: Not impressed the Hulkster, the twenty four inch pythons. I saw,
Speaker 1: you know, I remember him on the phone talking to
Speaker 1: his daughter. Yeah, and she's just like going to tan.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of him just getting serviced from
Speaker 1: what I remember, right, Yeah, maybe I didn't see the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I just there was only clips. I don't
Speaker 1: think the whole thing was released. Okay, yeah, I would blowjob.
Speaker 1: Can't look away. I hate the I hate to say it.
Speaker 1: Can't look away? All right? Two more? Two more? Would
Speaker 1: you rather make out in a hallway or make out
Speaker 1: in a storage room? Storage room? Intimate? It's private, Okay,
Speaker 1: nobody can see. Would you rather? What was that nasty?
Speaker 1: Maybe the janitor's closet? That's a Simpsons joke. They go
Speaker 1: to an erotic hotel margin Homer and the only room
Speaker 1: available is a janitor's closet, and they go they put
Speaker 1: Homer in there. He goes, Look, you could pretend that
Speaker 1: I'm the custodian and you're the custodian's wife. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this is actually a janitor's closet. All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed
Speaker 1: or have your partner accidentally scream the wrong name in bed,
Speaker 1: I would have him scream the wrong name so I
Speaker 1: could be mad at him. That's a good one, because
Speaker 1: I don't want people mad at me, and I'll get
Speaker 1: stuff out of it afterwards. All right, Final one, Final one.
Speaker 1: Would you rather talk dirty with your lover's best friend
Speaker 1: or flirt with your lover's best friend? That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: I can give you one more. It's pretty extreme extreme.
Speaker 1: I'd rather flirt. Flirting is innocent. But you know if
Speaker 1: you say, well, I'm not even going to say it.
Speaker 1: But are you sure you want the last one? It
Speaker 1: involves the rear end. Just say it. Oh, it's a
Speaker 1: little more. Let me see. I lost it. Would you
Speaker 1: rather eat someone ass or have your ass eaten? Final answer?
Speaker 1: That's why I said, That's why it's the most extreme
Speaker 1: one extreme throat extream in front of it, and therefore
Speaker 1: it's automatically that much more hyped up extreme. All right,
Speaker 1: Well those were lovely. Thanks for picking those. Always fun, right,
Speaker 1: it's time here in the eyes up here. You never
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get. All right, Well, we'll say
Speaker 1: goodbye for today. We'll catch you tomorrow. The watch along
Speaker 1: the crazy FMW show with a little couple of little
Speaker 1: funny things in it. Uh so for the Queen of
Speaker 1: Extreme Francine, this is the chad start. We will catch
Speaker 1: you on the flip side.