Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast. Glaser's Nikki. Hello, it's me,
Speaker 1: It's Nicky. I'm Nikki. It's Nicky Glaser Podcast. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Forgot what I said the show and I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it again. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for the show today. Brian is still away.
Speaker 1: Brian frangie is. He got married this past weekend. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. He's not on the show because this
Speaker 1: is like kind of his post wedding hard week off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: postpartum week off, and so in not in his place,
Speaker 1: but just here with us today in studio in Saint
Speaker 1: Louis with me is backed by popular demand. Taylor mcraw hey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: train Jumpin' klepto have other qualities besides crime, but are
Speaker 1: fascinated in John Benney, like leading expert in John Benet
Speaker 1: probably with one hundred radio insects.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, screen replacing thrift shopping.
Speaker 1: Screen, car painting. Yeah, and what you have a degree too?
Speaker 1: Though you actually like things that you could say after
Speaker 1: your name. Besides, these things were just like attributing to you.
Speaker 1: What do you what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What's your degree in?
Speaker 3: I'm an m A. I could be Taylor McGrath a
Speaker 3: guess in what psychology?
Speaker 1: But what's an A stand for arts?
Speaker 2: Let me CV, like, Taylor, tell me how close I am.
Speaker 2: Taylor McGrath has worked in emergency rooms, working with high
Speaker 2: risk patients who have experienced a schizophrenia and serious mental illness.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, that's great.
Speaker 1: That's really good. And I like the worst use of CV.
Speaker 1: That's very European.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know it is.
Speaker 3: Isn't that?
Speaker 1: Is that really it? It's like you're it's a resume,
Speaker 1: correct CV, It's more the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically it's more bullet point I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I call it a resume.
Speaker 2: She's also a writer and illustrator.
Speaker 1: You have so many facets. I'm fast sitting there facets
Speaker 1: to I actually thought of you today because on the
Speaker 1: street it says never wait, never stop improving on these
Speaker 1: signs that are like construction signs for the hospital near
Speaker 1: me and Taylor one day was like you could read
Speaker 1: that has never stopped improving, Like they're always just like
Speaker 1: a freewheeling it in there, like what.
Speaker 3: Are we going to do this time?
Speaker 2: Yes, anding each other by the way I want, I want,
Speaker 2: stated a guy Nikki knows what I'm talking about who
Speaker 2: seems like he just learned the phrase yes ending, And
Speaker 2: if you don't know what that is, it's just what
Speaker 2: they do. And improv where someone suggests you need to.
Speaker 3: Start improving if you don't.
Speaker 2: Someone like suggests an idea, and the good improv actor
Speaker 2: or sketch person will say yes and to that, meaning
Speaker 2: they won't like poo poo the idea and switch the
Speaker 2: track or like the subject.
Speaker 1: You should always be like to keep the flow going.
Speaker 1: Do you know that about improv?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's also therapists.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: If someone's like, so I want to kill my brother?
Speaker 1: Are butts ever good?
Speaker 3: How about your mom?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: And then so the guy what about this guy?
Speaker 2: He just would use this phrase constantly and he was
Speaker 2: kind of he would always use it in a metaphor.
Speaker 2: He'd be like, I was at this Broadway show and
Speaker 2: it was just so wonderful to meet all these people
Speaker 2: there because.
Speaker 1: Everyone like you, guys, can probably figure out who this
Speaker 1: is from her impression. It's someone you would recognize by
Speaker 1: their voice. Wait say it again, do it again?
Speaker 2: Be like, you know, with a sign of a good
Speaker 2: friend to someone who's yes ending a lot you know,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you're using this phrase constantly, like you
Speaker 2: should not be using yes and thrice.
Speaker 1: It's like when everyone learned the word wheelhouse and everyone
Speaker 1: started using too much a rapping.
Speaker 3: I wear many hats.
Speaker 1: I really think of them as wearing. You say that
Speaker 1: if you wear lots ofs, and then if you do,
Speaker 1: I don't normally know you. If you're cop hat fighter Stenson,
Speaker 1: I wear any It's really grosses me out. But actual
Speaker 1: hat joke that I made in a SETH Meyers late
Speaker 1: night said that Taylor Swift actually put in a song.
Speaker 1: So she has this new song, which one is it?
Speaker 1: I cried over a hat? Oh yeah, okay, so it's
Speaker 1: in the the new song. Uh, I think it's your
Speaker 1: losing me. No, it's what's the It hits different. Okay,
Speaker 1: so when the bridge it hits different. She goes. I
Speaker 1: find the artifacts, cried over a hat. Curse the space
Speaker 1: that I needed, but cried over a hat. I did
Speaker 1: a joke that I was like, when you're going through
Speaker 1: a breakup, you'll cry about any You'll cry at the
Speaker 1: drop of a hat. You'll be like, you wore hats,
Speaker 1: and I'd chase a hat down the Street, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's kind of the same thing, Like, was
Speaker 1: she maybe going for the because she's talking about a breakup.
Speaker 1: I find the artifacts cried over a hat.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she if she did that many,
Speaker 3: but it made.
Speaker 1: Me excited that I was on the same path. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess she just is meaning that I find the artifacts, oh,
Speaker 1: like of her relationship. And she finds an old hate Penie.
Speaker 2: Definitely skater Seattle skater boy.
Speaker 1: She finds a beretank. God, he's gone.
Speaker 2: Thank god you broke up with that one Beret guy
Speaker 2: Nikki pl So Taylor and I.
Speaker 1: I was trying to explain the new show that Anya
Speaker 1: and I are watching to you with Ultimatum. I really
Speaker 1: think besties need to get board with it. It's queer
Speaker 1: ultimatum and it's all women or I guess none of
Speaker 1: them are non binary. I think there was one girl
Speaker 1: where they were tossing around them for a bit, but
Speaker 1: then they went to she and then it was like,
Speaker 1: no problem. So I don't know, you caught that too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I think they all identify as what women, who
Speaker 1: gives a shit? It's just it's queer ultimatum, not who
Speaker 1: gives a shit, like I don't care what you go as,
Speaker 1: but who gives a shit for me telling you that? Okay,
Speaker 1: So queer ultimatum is awesome because ultimatum, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: it's all these couples where one person is like, I
Speaker 1: want to get married and the other person is like,
Speaker 1: I like how things are the other person does. It's
Speaker 1: not like a couple that wants to break up. They
Speaker 1: both are happy with the relationship, but one is happy
Speaker 1: with the status quo and one is like, I need
Speaker 1: to get married or I'm done. So it's an ultimatum.
Speaker 1: And then they all get put in a mix. So
Speaker 1: it's five couples that all get thrown in together and
Speaker 1: they all meet each other and the gist is and
Speaker 1: they all sign up for this. They break up in quotes,
Speaker 1: and then they all go live with another person they
Speaker 1: choose after they mingle over like overkit choose them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they meet and they all date each other.
Speaker 3: But if nobody chooses someone, they just stick the last
Speaker 3: few with who.
Speaker 1: You can tell that. Producers are just like, well you guys,
Speaker 1: just like try, but it ends up everyone kind of
Speaker 1: agrees on it, like people gravitate towards and they all
Speaker 1: gravitate because it's a queer edition, they all gravitate towards
Speaker 1: each other's partner. So they're like mostly swapping because it's
Speaker 1: like the same kind of person or the same kind
Speaker 1: of dynamic. One person doesn't want to get married, the
Speaker 1: other person does. One person's avoidant, one person is secure,
Speaker 1: or one person is what's the opposite of avoidant.
Speaker 2: Securely, attached, anxious?
Speaker 1: Anxious. Yes, so there's that, Ma, and so so gonna
Speaker 1: help to help me out, mama, because there's a lot
Speaker 1: of that going on in here. So then they all
Speaker 1: picked different partners and they live together for three weeks
Speaker 1: with this new partner, and they don't talk to their
Speaker 1: exes at all. They are completely like doing this experiment
Speaker 1: of like just and they called a trial wife like
Speaker 1: they're acting like they're married, which is a new kind
Speaker 1: of concept. There was an ultimatum that wasn't queer, that
Speaker 1: already happened, and I was telling Taylor. The biggest difference,
Speaker 1: and this isn't spoiler, is that no one be fucking no, no,
Speaker 1: none of these women some of them, I'm not saying who,
Speaker 1: but some will go the entire time of those three
Speaker 1: weeks sleeping in the same bed together, calling each other
Speaker 1: trial wife and won't even hold hands or kiss, And
Speaker 1: I go, what are we doing here? Like this isn't
Speaker 1: But I thought, yeah, what episode are you on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, they don't have fun in the dark.
Speaker 1: And there's one couple, one couple.
Speaker 2: That's the game is on the blonde with the huge bazoon.
Speaker 1: Yes, and there's so much better than that, but I
Speaker 1: can't think of a single thing. And now, yes, she's
Speaker 1: twenty four blonde with the huge moves and twenty.
Speaker 2: Four right together and start like cuddling the film.
Speaker 1: No, but there we don't see any kissing from them.
Speaker 2: I can you imagine doing that break up with the
Speaker 2: Chris why you're in bed with how j okay?
Speaker 1: But I'm telling I understand. The next night, I give
Speaker 1: these in the in the ultimatum, the first version with
Speaker 1: Strad's they were kissing by the end of the first week.
Speaker 1: I mean, it takes a little time, so I'm not
Speaker 1: asking these people to jump right into things. But the
Speaker 1: whole three weeks, I don't really care anymore about the show.
Speaker 1: If you're not gonna attempt to like kiss and get
Speaker 1: with someone else, that's what makes this interesting. But it
Speaker 1: turns out, which the ultimatum did not tell us is
Speaker 1: that they all agreed with each other before they broke
Speaker 1: up that they wouldn't do anything physical with each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now this is such a woman thing. I really. I
Speaker 1: told Chris, I was like, the reason this is happening,
Speaker 1: And I was like, is because they're women and they
Speaker 1: can't stand it's like this. I think there's something to
Speaker 1: that because most of my female friends couldn't imagine their
Speaker 1: partner being with someone else, and so I think and
Speaker 1: most men are territorial as well. So I don't know
Speaker 1: why this, Why is this happening on this show? More
Speaker 1: than and the only people that hook up betray that promise,
Speaker 1: by the.
Speaker 2: Way, right, So there is a spoiler here, and if
Speaker 2: you got here, here's a belated No.
Speaker 1: There's no spoiler. You're not gonna know, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: know who did it.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you're if you're watching on F one hoping
Speaker 2: that somebody fucking on F two you just found out
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no one's watching it to see if they fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling so, yes, that's the spoiler. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess what you should be mad about it then too,
Speaker 1: aren't they fucking well? Did you notice this as well,
Speaker 1: that no one is being intimate until like the last
Speaker 1: second where it's like, come.
Speaker 2: On, I just assumed they were. I had a different response.
Speaker 2: I was like, these fucking hard they weren't showing it
Speaker 2: to spooning on like the afternoon of breaking up with someone.
Speaker 1: You don't think a reality show if they had footage
Speaker 1: of these two kissing, would show it. You think they're
Speaker 1: sitting on that footage but then we gotta watch. But
Speaker 1: instead they're choosing her going out to with a friend
Speaker 1: she hasn't seen in four years, who's like, oh you
Speaker 1: look happy and differently those scenes, I could fucking throw
Speaker 1: them in the trash. Let's get some action in here,
Speaker 1: even if it's just a hand holding. I want to
Speaker 1: see anything. So in my mind, Anya, they're not not
Speaker 1: showing us things because if they had it as a
Speaker 1: reality show producer, they would show it or fake it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were being like polite or like
Speaker 2: having a little resk no.
Speaker 1: What, but they're definitely again respecting anyone's boundaries.
Speaker 3: Don't you think that they told them how they need
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 1: We're show watch No No, And what I do know
Speaker 1: is that they purposefully hold withhold that information from us
Speaker 1: as a viewer, that they all promise each other, because
Speaker 1: that comes out later on and you go, well, what
Speaker 1: the fuck am I watching this for? I would never
Speaker 1: watch a show where everyone agrees to not get physical
Speaker 1: with the other person they're supposed to go be physical with.
Speaker 1: That's the premise of the fucking show.
Speaker 3: It's about consent, and I didn't consent to see boring TV.
Speaker 1: Thank you a question.
Speaker 3: It is good.
Speaker 5: So when I talk to like my male guy friends
Speaker 5: and they tell me about their hookups and stuff, and
Speaker 5: they can just go to like a like a day
Speaker 5: spa and jerk a guy off and stuff like that
Speaker 5: and then it's over and you know, like and then
Speaker 5: less emotion involved. Yeah, there's absolutely no emotion. It's just
Speaker 5: kind of like or yes, yeah, it's just like for fun.
Speaker 5: You have a need, I have a need, let's let's
Speaker 5: get it done.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's all gay sex. We're not generalized,
Speaker 1: not at all. I don't want to make a serios
Speaker 1: with the gay sexual experience. I've found and have heard
Speaker 1: is that they can do it without any emotion. Or like,
Speaker 1: is he gonna call attached to it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like a completely and I'm fascinated by it.
Speaker 5: That's why I love to hear stories because I cannot
Speaker 5: relate to it at all. I know I wouldn't be
Speaker 5: able to do something like that. So do you think
Speaker 5: I mean I I don't. I don't have any lesbian
Speaker 5: friends actually, so I do you think that it's kind
Speaker 5: of similar to us, where like it takes us forever
Speaker 5: to like hook up with the guy, and there's all
Speaker 5: those nerves too.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point, is that there's they need
Speaker 1: to build that emotional connection before the physical can happen.
Speaker 1: And I just thought there would be because there are
Speaker 1: so many Well you've been in a relationship with a
Speaker 1: non binary person, Taylor, mm hmmm. Do you find I
Speaker 1: found or I thought because some of these women present
Speaker 1: more masculinely and I've been around lesbians who hit on
Speaker 1: me hardcore, and it feels exactly like a man who
Speaker 1: just wants to get his dick sucked hitting on me,
Speaker 1: you know, like the same kind of like I just
Speaker 1: want sex kind of thing. I thought we would have
Speaker 1: more of that from some of the more masculine energy women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was surprised about that. I would think that
Speaker 3: the lesbians would be hooking up way more than the
Speaker 3: straight people.
Speaker 1: Or falling like fast quick yeah you all lesbians? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's it's just it's good though, because in the original,
Speaker 1: the one with all the straits, you only got to
Speaker 1: choose the other they can choose. There's a bigger pool
Speaker 1: to choose from because it's all women as opposed to
Speaker 1: half being the sex you're not attracted to. So it's
Speaker 1: just better and it's just interesting and uh, you just
Speaker 1: get to watch relationship dynamics and judge other people for
Speaker 1: things you do in your own relationship, and it brings
Speaker 1: up good conversations when you're watching it with your partner
Speaker 1: and and you see like manipulation happened, or certain people
Speaker 1: will remind me of you, of people you've dated. Good one.
Speaker 2: And I was I was wondering what you thought of
Speaker 2: the villain character, Nikki. Do you did you emize?
Speaker 1: I think she talks with her teeth like in an
Speaker 1: amazing way where it's almost like that's how I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to be singing. Is every time that you open your mouth,
Speaker 1: it goes all the way open this and.
Speaker 2: How I'm doing my vocal exercise is supposed to a
Speaker 2: little more yes, because it's strong.
Speaker 1: She looks like Natalie Portman. She's gorgeous. She's one of
Speaker 1: the most stunning people. I think she's one of she's
Speaker 1: just like the type of She's the girl that I
Speaker 1: had a crush on my freshman year. Cat and I
Speaker 1: both had a crush on this girl in her our
Speaker 1: freshman year. It was the first time we ever felt
Speaker 1: like a little gay and we couldn't help it. I
Speaker 1: was like, I think I'm in Her name is Marissa, yes,
Speaker 1: and she's like a volleyball player, but she looked like
Speaker 1: Vanessa and I was like, I'm thinking about Marissa a lot.
Speaker 1: I think I like love her, and Kat was like,
Speaker 1: she's so hot, and we were both like I don't
Speaker 1: know if I wanted to be her or be inside her,
Speaker 1: but uh, but anyway, she looked like this Vanessa girl.
Speaker 1: But my take on Vanessa is but she's like fun
Speaker 1: and at first she's like the most fun and the
Speaker 1: most funky and everyone's just like delighted by her. And
Speaker 1: she's just like, let me ask you a crazy question,
Speaker 1: like if you were in ice cream topping. What would
Speaker 1: you be like? She just is like and she asked
Speaker 1: a lot of questions that she wants to answer, right,
Speaker 1: that's like her thing, and someone even calls her on it.
Speaker 2: And everything always comes back to her. But I'm beautiful.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about my beauty.
Speaker 1: I like her and I'm sorry I like her and
Speaker 1: it's just she hook up so bad. No, I mean no, no,
Speaker 1: that isn't that fast. That was like two weeks in?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yes, but she's she goes the farthest I.
Speaker 1: Think, no, she does not.
Speaker 2: Yes, their whole the P word comes up, penetration all because.
Speaker 1: Of the c Yeah, but you don't think Xander and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, a fucking wait can you even Askander? She goes,
Speaker 1: did you mouths? Did you use? Because lesbians called sex
Speaker 1: fingering by the way, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Do your whole sound? Yeah? Yeah, this girl fingers another
Speaker 1: girl not saying who, and they're all like they had sex,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what, Like I thought sex was like,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot more things have to happen than
Speaker 1: a light fingering. So you can have sex at the
Speaker 1: movie theater if you're a lesbian.
Speaker 3: You could go down on him and ye, but.
Speaker 1: Like fingering someone lately? Do you think the lesbian community
Speaker 1: considers that sex?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they don't have a penis and that is
Speaker 3: their prerequisite for calling it sex for heateros.
Speaker 1: So are they thinking that heteros when we finger each
Speaker 1: other is sex too? Does that?
Speaker 3: How they that's all they got me.
Speaker 1: Let's say I was in a relationship with a woman
Speaker 1: and then I got fingered by a guy and she's like,
Speaker 1: you had sex with them, and I'm like, uh no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. But according to I.
Speaker 3: Don't think they would say that.
Speaker 1: But then that's not fun. That's not fair then, because
Speaker 1: I sometimes I don't want to have have it mean
Speaker 1: sex with someone. So if I was dating a woman
Speaker 1: and she fingered me, I would not want her to
Speaker 1: think she had sex with me.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's more like you're also like humping
Speaker 3: and you can do it at the same time.
Speaker 1: If you're naked and like doing that.
Speaker 3: And I don't think it's just that I would think
Speaker 3: they would call this sex. They would.
Speaker 1: That's what they did. That's what they did the whole.
Speaker 2: Time on this show, I mean, actually on it all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I think her relationships. I don't think either
Speaker 1: of them are ready to become gay against I can't
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, But then one was like she was
Speaker 1: like we hooked up and they're like, did you do
Speaker 1: mouth stuff? Because her mouth's always open, but she was
Speaker 1: like very wanting to know about mouth and then Xander's like, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to answer that, and it was pretty
Speaker 1: much like I'll tell you when we're not on camera. Okay,
Speaker 1: but guess what if someone dodges a question about mouth stuff,
Speaker 1: it gets a mouth stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a yah, yeah mouthy.
Speaker 2: What I found so interesting is that a lot of
Speaker 2: the ones that are that seem the most needy at
Speaker 2: first in episode one, the most hardcore ready for marriage.
Speaker 2: They're the ones that flip the fastest and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden want to marry someone new.
Speaker 1: Because then they meet someone who actually is available to
Speaker 1: them and is not avoidant. So the ones that suddenly
Speaker 1: the ones that are constantly wanting to get married to
Speaker 1: this person that's avoidant, they they are forced to do
Speaker 1: this experiment because the other person they're in a relationship
Speaker 1: really wants to fuck someone else. Really, they're all kind
Speaker 1: of reluctantly like I guess I'll do this, but like,
Speaker 1: I love you, you know, I want to get married
Speaker 1: to you. And then they are forced to then go
Speaker 1: be in a relationship with someone else, and some of
Speaker 1: them end up with secure people or also like more
Speaker 1: anxious people, so then they find someone who's actually wanting
Speaker 1: what they want, which is like this thing that they
Speaker 1: but they wouldn't be with them otherwise unless they were
Speaker 1: forced by this show, because you know, yeah, they would
Speaker 1: choose the copy a carbon copy of and some of
Speaker 1: them do choose like the same kind of person in
Speaker 1: their last partner, but yeah, that is.
Speaker 2: Are there any women you absolutely could not date on
Speaker 2: that show, like any personalities that you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, Ti, yes, wait Tiff and her fucking dog. We'll
Speaker 1: get to that after the break. One second. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back. Okay, we're back. So sorry to talk about
Speaker 1: the Ultimatum show you probably haven't seen, but there is
Speaker 1: one girl in there who's like, if you don't like
Speaker 1: my dog, then sorry, fuck you, you're out, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: your dog is a husky, it's twelve, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: dead in like three minutes, so you should probably have
Speaker 1: a plan for love after this. It is those dogs
Speaker 1: don't live that long. The dog is well, she's like aggressive,
Speaker 1: like it really is.
Speaker 3: She also husky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets mad at this really sweet woman she's
Speaker 1: living with who's just like she's like, I just feel
Speaker 1: like you like don't even like my dog like you
Speaker 1: have it. And she's like, I love animals, like I
Speaker 1: am a gentle kind person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what, I sleep with my dog.
Speaker 2: And if you're not into the dog in the bed,
Speaker 2: you can fuck right off.
Speaker 1: Is what I just realized. I feel like I've been
Speaker 1: making so many compromises and there's been none from you.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I didn't like the dog.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 1: And then there's Aussie who's like, oh, there's this one
Speaker 1: woman and her her girlfriend's like we need to like talk.
Speaker 1: Every time she wants to confront her about something. She
Speaker 1: like is like, I can't have this conversation right now.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just not not going to have this conversation with
Speaker 1: you right now, and the ones like when can we
Speaker 1: and she's like, I need to meditate first, I need
Speaker 1: to be in Why I had this conversation I.
Speaker 2: Related because it was a spicy Latine. It was like,
Speaker 2: you don't like my fucking talk, We're gonna talk now,
Speaker 2: And Ozzie's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, not with this tone.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid I'm gonna go outside and walk the dog
Speaker 2: for the third time.
Speaker 1: With the first time, the tone was a little much.
Speaker 1: But this girl eventually just wants to have a conversation
Speaker 1: and it's guess what, It's gonna be a little heated
Speaker 1: because it's about they're criticizing each other, you know, So
Speaker 1: it's gonna so Aussie literally goes.
Speaker 3: Her name is Aussie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not running. Why I'm not running away?
Speaker 1: And she's putting on running shi. She's like, I'm leaving,
Speaker 1: but I'm not running why She's like lacing up these
Speaker 1: nikes is so funny. But then and then she like,
Speaker 1: so we're spoiling this whole thing. But anyway, it's a
Speaker 1: fascinating little trip into lesbian culture that I quite enjoy.
Speaker 1: And then so uh, other things I want to talk about.
Speaker 1: Went to Brian Francie's wedding. We'll do a better recap
Speaker 1: on that when he is here. But it was so
Speaker 1: pretty and lovely. We went out to Colorado Grand Lake.
Speaker 1: You have to Land, Denver and then drive like two
Speaker 1: and a half hours up to this beautiful little town,
Speaker 1: so picturesque, so mountainous, and it like hailed minutes before
Speaker 1: his ceremony, So it was like insane that like we
Speaker 1: all and you just walk from your cabin to the
Speaker 1: little nuptial knoll, which I was like, that was the
Speaker 1: only knoll I've heard of besides the grassy one.
Speaker 3: There's another null.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one other noose, the nuptial nol. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably where the ultimatum, like they do the final
Speaker 1: elimination rounds the nuptialnal. So yeah, it was so beautiful
Speaker 1: and it like was crazy weather right before the ceremony
Speaker 1: and then the sun came out and it was beautiful
Speaker 1: and Brian was His vows were so funny. He has
Speaker 1: a copy of them. He's going to read them for
Speaker 1: us when he comes back next week. He'll be back
Speaker 1: on the show next Wednesday.
Speaker 2: So I haven't even started them.
Speaker 1: He wrote his in the morning. The thing is the
Speaker 1: bar is so low. I'm not saying Brian were funny,
Speaker 1: but they were just and no, it wasn't about the
Speaker 1: yes he is, but it wasn't about the writing. It
Speaker 1: was just he was just honest, you know, like you
Speaker 1: know what Brian is. He just like the way he
Speaker 1: talks is funny, and it was. It was a grouping
Speaker 1: of everyone who knows and loves Brian, and Brian is
Speaker 1: a interesting character. He had like twelve close personal friends
Speaker 1: from high school there, all of their wives. Everyone's like no,
Speaker 1: Brian has like a cast, a wide net of friends.
Speaker 1: It was really fun. Adam Conover was there from Adam Ruins.
Speaker 1: Everything amazing reception with great dancing. Some critiques there, but
Speaker 1: well not about his dancing, but about the music. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that.
Speaker 2: Brian a good dancer.
Speaker 3: I heard a little bit.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swiws song finally came on and Brian came out
Speaker 1: to me and I'll just say this. He just goes,
Speaker 1: is this acceptable? And I said absolutely not. And that's
Speaker 1: that's where I'll leave that, because it was just the
Speaker 1: way it was so but it was so funny that
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was better than if it would have
Speaker 1: been good. But otherwise we I mean, we had so
Speaker 1: much fun dancing and just seeing Brian so happy. But
Speaker 1: his his vows were incredible, her vows were incredible. And
Speaker 1: then the speeches were really really funny as well, and
Speaker 1: Brian apparently didn't get any sleep before his wedding day,
Speaker 1: did not sleep one wink throughout the whole night, which
Speaker 1: I think he put on the Instagram. That's where I
Speaker 1: saw that exact stat because he was so One of
Speaker 1: the reasons was he was so nervous about his best
Speaker 1: man's speech. Who he ended up the best man. I'll
Speaker 1: just say the last light of the best man's speech,
Speaker 1: he said something he's just like giving him shit the
Speaker 1: whole time, and he goes and and like Ali loves you. Brian,
Speaker 1: despite being this and this and also being on strike
Speaker 1: from a job you don't have. That was so funny.
Speaker 1: So shout out to Adam I think his last name's
Speaker 1: uh Steinman, Adam Steinman who does it? And Long Island
Speaker 1: and long on Long Beach, Long Beach, Long Island, is
Speaker 1: that a place? Very funny guy and had one of
Speaker 1: the funniest speeches even though he was up against comedians
Speaker 1: on it. And then yeah it was it was a
Speaker 1: great time. Favorite part, uh watch watching Brian walk down
Speaker 1: the aisle like you know you like I know, mental walking.
Speaker 5: Was he wearing his Cota Pacsi No, he.
Speaker 1: Wore it at every other thing, and yes, he did
Speaker 1: wear it at the reception right away. He just wanted
Speaker 1: to be comfortable. And he was also wearing his fanning
Speaker 1: pack the night before, like the intro dinner, was that
Speaker 1: your favorite part? Because he looked so happy. I was
Speaker 1: just like, I started crying as soon as I saw him,
Speaker 1: because I guess he's someone that I don't see like
Speaker 1: a lot of what I do. What you're saying, he's
Speaker 1: not emotional, and I'm like, no, I see an emotion
Speaker 1: from him all the time. I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: just so happy for him, I think, and then you
Speaker 1: just like hearing there he was so you well, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about it. The reason is all locked inside his
Speaker 1: vows because the way he started his vows, the way
Speaker 1: he kind of talks us through his life before he
Speaker 1: met Ali, and then what Ali brought to his life.
Speaker 1: And he said one thing that really was so sweet
Speaker 1: that I'll share it was like because I remember it.
Speaker 1: He's like, they say marriage is about compromise, but I
Speaker 1: don't have to compromise anything with this woman. And I
Speaker 1: was like, that's not fair, really okay, But I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: like I think it's true kind of God, damn it,
Speaker 1: head role. She's just so cool, like he really, I
Speaker 1: do believe. It makes me believe in true love. That's
Speaker 1: what I wrote in their little guest book. I was like,
Speaker 1: and their love makes me believe in true love and
Speaker 1: like how someone has like a soulmate kind of or
Speaker 1: like the world like rewarded this man who was so
Speaker 1: looking for someone in his life to like share life with,
Speaker 1: and it was just you'll see when he reads his vows.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy he agreed to do that when he
Speaker 1: comes back. So since last episode, I've been to a
Speaker 1: Flaming Lips concert, which was awesome. I you know, I
Speaker 1: went and saw the beautiful musical. I'm doing things every
Speaker 1: fucking night of my life. Tonight, I'm going to Matchbox
Speaker 1: twenty bucket tailor Chris, Chris's parents, my parents, my sisters
Speaker 1: Matt Green and Courtney Landrum from her show, and her
Speaker 1: boyfriend Nick. So it's twelve of us. I asked Rob
Speaker 1: Thomas for twelve tickets because I know Rob Thomas and
Speaker 1: imbed him and said, yes, Rob, I am asking you
Speaker 1: for comps. I am so sorry you encouraged me to
Speaker 1: do it on you I wouldn't have done it if
Speaker 1: Anya wouldn't have told me in the girl's chat that
Speaker 1: it's okay. No, it's not your fault. I got them people.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that I could do it, right,
Speaker 1: You said it.
Speaker 2: I said, I pay.
Speaker 1: For any that I can't. Did you? Yeah? Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: I did exactly what you said.
Speaker 2: But did he make you pay? No?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 5: No, he probably doesn't have any friends in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: He said, we have no guests. It should be fine.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so embarrassed to ask for this number.
Speaker 1: I cast a wide net because I thought people like
Speaker 1: would have kids and like got to get up early.
Speaker 1: But I was like, everyone's a huge fan and wants
Speaker 1: to go, and so my I have twelve people want
Speaker 1: to go. I'll pay for whatever you don't want to
Speaker 1: give me. I'll pay for all of them. I'm so
Speaker 1: embarrassed by this. And he said I can't get everyone
Speaker 1: has to COVID test before to go backstage. I was like,
Speaker 1: I would never bring eleven people backstage to meet you,
Speaker 1: and I want anyone who's ever coming to my show
Speaker 1: to know that too. If you have a big group,
Speaker 1: I will grant you them maybe if you're my friend,
Speaker 1: do not bring your whole fucking family backstage. That's too many.
Speaker 1: So I was like horrified that he thought I was
Speaker 1: going to try to bring twelve backstage to meet him,
Speaker 1: but he gave me five backstages. So Taylor's going with
Speaker 1: me backstage, my brother, my sister.
Speaker 2: True Taylor, are you a big fan?
Speaker 1: Like we were talking about how he was kind of
Speaker 1: a heart throb. I mean he was one of my
Speaker 1: first that I was like, that's like a kind of
Speaker 1: a man that I think is really cute. It's the
Speaker 1: first man he reminded me of pasty And you didn't
Speaker 1: agree with that from Dawson's Creek I had, Like I
Speaker 1: just like he's like my type of face, and like
Speaker 1: and the curls like that that nineties haircut where it
Speaker 1: kind of Taylor is saying, it comes out from under
Speaker 1: the ears a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's like a miniature Jennifer anis dancing.
Speaker 1: And and he kind of even had Jenniferans and at
Speaker 1: the top, like it's just kind of like, yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: it was kind of more spiky.
Speaker 3: I don't really remember it like it was Dona.
Speaker 1: It's like it was done up so Donnuts. If you
Speaker 1: don't know it's I think we've covered it on the show,
Speaker 1: but it would be impossible to go back and find it.
Speaker 1: We called guys in high school that were like hot
Speaker 1: in this certain way that they listened to fish. They
Speaker 1: like probably like Dave Matthews. They like liked hokashell necklaces,
Speaker 1: they like drove.
Speaker 3: Vans, like the heel of their pant was shredded all
Speaker 3: the times.
Speaker 1: Du h h, yeah, Donna. So it comes from the
Speaker 1: guy that was the quintessential donnut, that was so hot.
Speaker 1: He had curly, moppy hair, he had like those like
Speaker 1: kind of corduroy like thin corduroy pants. Yeah, talk like this,
Speaker 1: and he had like he just was a He liked grateful,
Speaker 1: dead and fish. His name is Ryan Wilson, and so
Speaker 1: there's a fish song called Wilson and it's Donna, Donna.
Speaker 5: Don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like this bass note. So Dunna comes from Brian Wilson,
Speaker 1: who represents what that thing is. And we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: and so whenever we would see him, we would go Wilson, don'na.
Speaker 1: We called them. One day we agreed to call them.
Speaker 2: Do these guys always have marijuana on them.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, someone around them will have it.
Speaker 3: Oh, hackey sack one hundred billion.
Speaker 1: They've got a frisbee on hand, hacky sack. Maybe those
Speaker 1: they've definitely in college in the early two thousands tribe
Speaker 1: that game where it's like those strings run like in
Speaker 1: the courtyard of college where there's like those rubber bands
Speaker 1: between trees and they're like balancing on it.
Speaker 3: Slack line.
Speaker 1: Slack line. They were stylines.
Speaker 3: They had volvos okay, yes, everything, Oh yeah, far from
Speaker 3: pooping what they have v Yeah, that's what Wilson did.
Speaker 1: Ryan Wilson had that. It was like, because I was
Speaker 1: in love with him secretly his like said v vevy there.
Speaker 2: You remember.
Speaker 1: Remembers we were saying it just last me. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I said er vevy there, but that's.
Speaker 3: Like those like we are everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it said ver vevy like I don't even
Speaker 1: it might have said we're everywhere and there was like
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit of it rubbed off the w
Speaker 1: owners ver. Maybe it was oh my god, oh it
Speaker 1: was so stupid. But anyway, Yeah, so I just want
Speaker 1: to go through how many Matchbox twenty songs everyone knows
Speaker 1: because people please ask my mom to go with me.
Speaker 1: You're I know they have.
Speaker 2: Besides the Santana one, which I loved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's just Rob Thomas solo and I've checked
Speaker 1: their set lists for tonight because it's pretty static throughout
Speaker 1: their tour and he's not doing any of his solo stuff,
Speaker 1: which is also stuff that I really love, but bashs
Speaker 1: twenty themselves. Okay, Taylor, we can all complete this. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna should I can I play just seconds of
Speaker 1: the song.
Speaker 5: As long as it's less than ten Oh?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, that's three am? Is three am? Almost
Speaker 1: be only?
Speaker 6: That's Oh?
Speaker 1: That one is nove My Hamless touch me? You know
Speaker 1: that I won' want to push you around?
Speaker 2: Will Yes?
Speaker 1: Yep, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh this is a good one. Yeah, this one.
Speaker 5: We used to play these songs all the time on
Speaker 5: radio and in supermarkets and everything.
Speaker 1: That's the thing it was to anytime you would go
Speaker 1: into a supermarket, a gas station, Panera, anywhere. I'm not crazy,
Speaker 1: I'm just a little well.
Speaker 3: I know right now, I can't tell.
Speaker 2: I forgot I'll these iconic guitar for sure.
Speaker 1: I guess I've already lost you. I'll guess you're already gone.
Speaker 1: I think I'm found. You think I'm right.
Speaker 3: I think you're wrong.
Speaker 1: Yes, So that one's I think you're so mean. I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna try. Think this is.
Speaker 3: My life friend. I think I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Do I talk to mush? That's a problem I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: If you're gone, it's time to comb home. Okay, we
Speaker 1: have to just get to the calm home.
Speaker 2: Like Adam Durts will do that.
Speaker 3: The calm.
Speaker 1: It was a nineties inflection of Jammy and he's you know,
Speaker 1: it's who he is. This one's a newer one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know that one. Let's see how far we've come.
Speaker 1: Let's see how far we've go.
Speaker 2: For me, Rob Thomas really transitioned from like a guy
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't really look at to like, holy ship,
Speaker 2: he's hot when he cut his hair. When he cut
Speaker 2: off that hair, you guys are proving over my I.
Speaker 1: Was, I don't remember when he cut it. Let me
Speaker 1: see when he cut it.
Speaker 2: I remember he was like on Howard Stern and maybe
Speaker 2: the early Ots or something or late probably, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, he cut his hair and
Speaker 2: he changed his step.
Speaker 1: When he shaved it when he buzzed.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: See, I'm so bad. This is airing after I meet.
Speaker 2: It, and he was wearing ray bands, like cool ray bands.
Speaker 1: Buzz head like Chris had after mohaw, Mama.
Speaker 3: That looks like I think you should leave?
Speaker 1: Oh guy, he kind of does look like Tim Robinson
Speaker 1: from I Think You Should Leave. Oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like you better with curls. I'd like you to make
Speaker 1: that hair curls. Yeah. No, it's showing us pictures, that
Speaker 1: one in the red red shirt.
Speaker 2: Can you google Rob Thomas aviators because I feel like
Speaker 2: there was an aviator thing? Yeah, because I remember I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fu? Look at that one on
Speaker 2: the still to that top left is my type right there.
Speaker 1: And he loves his wife so much. It's like so sweet.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's almost Christian Bale, Like.
Speaker 1: There's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, short haired, one of those.
Speaker 1: I want to see it blown up.
Speaker 3: Short short hair aviators real specific with our this is
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: A tab for Rob Thomas. Short hair.
Speaker 4: I hope he.
Speaker 1: Believe it doesn't just fill in for you. No, there's
Speaker 1: no short hair there he is. I mean that's a
Speaker 1: short Yeah, he's he's cute he's hot, it's very exciting.
Speaker 1: He's so nice, and he's giving me twelve tickets to
Speaker 1: night So we're going to that tonight and then tomorrow
Speaker 1: for my birthday, Chris got me tickets to go see
Speaker 1: Tea and In Sarah. So I'm like, yeah, I'm going
Speaker 1: to give him the ultimatum there, I'm gonna jump in.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say.
Speaker 3: You either one of you gets Tea and I want
Speaker 3: to gets there.
Speaker 2: I love them so much and so adventurous, you're so.
Speaker 1: Up to I love well, you know, Flaming Lips was
Speaker 1: an I'm not saying yes to any concert. By the way,
Speaker 1: these just so happens to be like bands. I really
Speaker 1: care about Fight Tests. By the Flaming Lips, they were
Speaker 1: playing Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots that whole album like first,
Speaker 1: and then they were doing more So.
Speaker 5: Is that Holla's favorite album?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she named her dog after Yoshimi. So, but that
Speaker 1: first song, fight Test, off that album. I had to
Speaker 1: be there right away because the first song of Fight
Speaker 1: Test is in my top five favorite songs of all time.
Speaker 1: It's one of my fits. It was so good. I know,
Speaker 1: it's such a cry. I love that because I'm a man,
Speaker 1: I don't know it's not a boy and there are
Speaker 1: she can't a boy. You have to take it when
Speaker 1: you're not prepared. I don't even know why I like
Speaker 1: it so much, but I think it's because whatever key
Speaker 1: that's in whatever, there's some elements of that song that
Speaker 1: make my perfect song because it's it is like when
Speaker 1: there's like a pleading in a song, like there's this
Speaker 1: new tailors of the song You're losing Me, and she's
Speaker 1: just like she's telling the guy like it's it tells
Speaker 1: us a window into her recent breakup, not with Maddie
Speaker 1: Heally but with Joe Allen, and she's like in it,
Speaker 1: she's like, you're losing me, and she just like keeps
Speaker 1: screaming it, but it's almost like begging, like try to
Speaker 1: like get me back, but also like sorry, Like at
Speaker 1: the beginning, she's kind of like, I love the sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do a little swifty song analysis right now,
Speaker 1: but I think they're twelve percent of our listeners care
Speaker 1: the song You're Losing Me. It starts out it's so good.
Speaker 1: She's like, you say you don't understand, You say you
Speaker 1: don't understand, and I say I, no, you don't. And
Speaker 1: it's so good because it's like you know that someone's
Speaker 1: like I don't understand, and she's like, I know you don't,
Speaker 1: but it's just and it's but there's kind of like
Speaker 1: a little bit of in the first verse, there's a
Speaker 1: little bit of her being like I gave you, like
Speaker 1: I'm letting you maybe try to win me back. And
Speaker 1: then by the second verse, she's like, I gave you
Speaker 1: so many signs. I bit my nails all the time,
Speaker 1: like you, my face was my skin was gray, but
Speaker 1: you wouldn't admit we were sick. These are some of
Speaker 1: the lyrics of just like you should have known that,
Speaker 1: Like how do you say you love someone you can't
Speaker 1: see is dying? Like this relationship has been fucked. I've
Speaker 1: been like miserable in it. You don't even notice this
Speaker 1: is coming out of nowhere for you. I've been miserable
Speaker 1: for months and maybe I didn't say it out right,
Speaker 1: but like you should have Like it's not it's weird
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't notice. I'm I don't like you anymore.
Speaker 1: So then by the but then by the third verse,
Speaker 1: it's over and you could tell he's by the bridge,
Speaker 1: he's running down the hall She's like, now you're running
Speaker 1: down the hallway, and you know they all say, you
Speaker 1: don't know what you lost until it's gone. You don't
Speaker 1: know what you got until it's gone. So then you
Speaker 1: can tell he's trieding to like fighting back. And then
Speaker 1: the I love the way she changes the chorus in
Speaker 1: the last In the last chorus, she like is like sorry,
Speaker 1: like stop, you're losing me, Like this is you're embarrassing yourself,
Speaker 1: like I'm gone, And I love a song that like
Speaker 1: takes you on a try rip like that as well.
Speaker 5: Is there anything in your past relationships that was like
Speaker 5: the indicator that it's over?
Speaker 1: Like what is it for all of you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point where it's an indicator that
Speaker 1: it's over, Like how.
Speaker 3: Do you know having too many like white chunks in
Speaker 3: the corner of your lips.
Speaker 1: Like you don't find those charming anymore?
Speaker 3: Would never date anyone that ever?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, I mean like if so, are you talking about
Speaker 1: show up during a relationship suddenly they got it and
Speaker 1: you were like at no, but I'm saying in the past,
Speaker 1: do you think, but what has happened in the past
Speaker 1: where someone I think what I'm predicting is going to
Speaker 1: be said, because I've heard this before, is that when
Speaker 1: you're disgusted.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say, when you get
Speaker 2: or whatever it's called, yeah.
Speaker 3: The which you would get from the white stuff in
Speaker 3: the corners before yeah, or if they get like sloppy,
Speaker 3: like if they get like so drunk and you're embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Were like, so you.
Speaker 1: Love someone you could put up with, you get disgusted
Speaker 1: by their physicality. Their physicality doesn't have to change that much,
Speaker 1: and you can be disgusted by them when you finally
Speaker 1: are like not in love with them anymore, I think,
Speaker 1: and like cognitively, like we were talking about, like as
Speaker 1: a woman, like if the emotional bond is broken, they
Speaker 1: can become kind of disgusting physically, whether they get the
Speaker 1: white things on their mouth or not. Like they could
Speaker 1: have a clean mouth and you could still be like,
Speaker 1: I don't even though I liked you a month ago,
Speaker 1: and you've looked like this right now, I'm repulsed.
Speaker 3: Don't you think that's because you made them much hotter
Speaker 3: by loving them? Like when you first meet something, you're like,
Speaker 3: they're pretty cute, but sometimes you're like I didn't even
Speaker 3: notice that guy the first ten times, and now he's
Speaker 3: the hottest man ever. Didn that happen? Happens?
Speaker 1: It happens to one of the people on the ultimatum. Actually,
Speaker 1: there's this girl that starts out like fine, and she
Speaker 1: gets so fucking pretty the more she is loved by
Speaker 1: this person, She's finally like in a relationship where she's
Speaker 1: getting showered with love, like real intimate love, and she
Speaker 1: turns into a glowing Princess's watching to see who you
Speaker 1: think it is. But yeah, no, I think I think
Speaker 1: people love it. Definitely. It's like talking to a plant
Speaker 1: and being like I love you. When the plant like grows,
Speaker 1: I'm realizing I'm trying to think of other things.
Speaker 2: Relationships. You know how they always say like they always
Speaker 2: come back. Just wait, they always come back for me,
Speaker 2: like they've never come back, always.
Speaker 1: Like they're gonna come back someday.
Speaker 2: And all my breakups have been like violently like traumatic
Speaker 2: or not violent, but like like you're cheating on me
Speaker 2: and you do drugs. It's always like, what, like you've
Speaker 2: cheated on me every day for the last six years
Speaker 2: and you're a cocaine addict.
Speaker 1: Was there any part of those people because I'm just
Speaker 1: playing their side of things, which is literally the devil's advocate.
Speaker 1: I if I was cheating on someone so much and
Speaker 1: also doing drugs behind their back and all these things,
Speaker 1: I would kind of think they knew a little bit,
Speaker 1: and so I would.
Speaker 7: Be even thought was diarrhea for the last six years
Speaker 7: as the cheater the key in the lock, I'd be like,
Speaker 7: that would go.
Speaker 1: You have to have known, like was there any part?
Speaker 1: Were you not that? I think that is a right
Speaker 1: thing to assume, like if someone's just cheating to like
Speaker 1: slowly get you to notice that they're cheating, and then
Speaker 1: you eventually call them on it, Like not none of
Speaker 1: it's cool. But I do feel like even in Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift song, she's like I sent you signals and bit
Speaker 1: my nails down to the quick. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the quick means, but it didn't. I'm like you you
Speaker 1: expect him to figure out that, like, well, she's like
Speaker 1: gnawing on her cuticles and it's like bleeding. I could
Speaker 1: see that happening. I did, but I could see him
Speaker 1: being like why would I? Sometimes I don't notice those things,
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I get mad at Chris because you won't
Speaker 1: notice like something that I've been so like, so I
Speaker 1: think I'm being so pissy and like obvious about my feelings,
Speaker 1: but it's just he's not even he doesn't see it
Speaker 1: at all, and I'm like, how could not? But it's
Speaker 1: like he's just not in tune with the same things
Speaker 1: I would be in tune with. I forget what my
Speaker 1: original question.
Speaker 2: Was, but it was I did not know that he
Speaker 2: was cheated?
Speaker 1: Did your boyfriend ever? Go like, come on, you had to.
Speaker 2: Know because he was a different breed of a person,
Speaker 2: like he was on the witness stand many times being
Speaker 2: interrogated by me, and every time like for a perfect liar,
Speaker 2: like I don't know what you're talking about, babe, you
Speaker 2: really need to get some therapy, Like so.
Speaker 1: What did he say in response when you hadn't then
Speaker 1: the proof and you went back and said, all of
Speaker 1: those times, how could you lie to me? Did he
Speaker 1: have any response to that?
Speaker 2: He left?
Speaker 1: He left, but he never he never had to responding, ran.
Speaker 2: Away, he disappeared, and I was like, no response, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, is a response, ladies and gentlemen, if
Speaker 2: you feel crazy in a relationship, get out, Like if
Speaker 2: you're constantly like why do I feel insane? And the
Speaker 2: person and you're like, maybe I'm crazy, You're not. Your
Speaker 2: gut is trying to tell you said some people are.
Speaker 2: I mean some people are. But yeah, he just left
Speaker 2: in shame and like I think, Like weeks later, I
Speaker 2: was like trying to piece together some stuff and he
Speaker 2: was just like, it doesn't matter. I was like, but no,
Speaker 2: I need to, like, what about that one weekend where
Speaker 2: you swore that you didn't like, did you actually camember
Speaker 2: my friend? Who I She told me that you cheated
Speaker 2: with her friend? Remember, and then I didn't speak to
Speaker 2: her for a year because you told me that friend
Speaker 2: was crazy?
Speaker 1: Did you cheat?
Speaker 2: And he was like does it matter? I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's a yes. Like he would never give me a yes.
Speaker 2: It was maddening.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this guy.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate I had the same guy. But also
Speaker 3: when I just was it on my grandpa's funeral and
Speaker 3: he's like, it doesn't mean you don't need to go
Speaker 3: through all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like the past is the past. That's a
Speaker 1: very common f boy Island phrase. What happened in the
Speaker 1: past is the past. That means I cheat all the time, Yeah, chronically,
Speaker 1: and I and you know it's about the future. We're
Speaker 1: moving forward. I'm also going to cheat.
Speaker 2: The audio book for Prince Harry's book. I listened to
Speaker 2: the forward because he says in the very beginning he goes,
Speaker 2: what's past is post? He goes, it's past a post
Speaker 2: and the post is in the post.
Speaker 1: And I listened to him so many times that made
Speaker 1: me laugh. I wish he could play it. Could I
Speaker 1: play him seconds of it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No matter what content?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh no, it's finely going to be the acknowledgments.
Speaker 2: I'll find it, like after the commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's post is? We'll play it? Well, Annie will
Speaker 1: find it. We'll put it right here.
Speaker 5: The post is never dead.
Speaker 1: It's not even post.
Speaker 3: William Faulkner.
Speaker 1: Oh, wasn't that fun. We didn't hear it yet, but
Speaker 1: you guys did. Yeah. I everyone's mad at Prince Harry
Speaker 1: again and Megan Markle. They just can't get a break
Speaker 1: because they only gave thirteen episodes to Spotify for their
Speaker 1: like fifty billion dollar deal, fifty million dollars deal they
Speaker 1: got it Spotify to do a podcast and she only
Speaker 1: turned in like twelve episodes them like a titled brats.
Speaker 1: I love them and they can do no like I
Speaker 1: will defend them to the death. Now, I'm really working
Speaker 1: on this friendship that I'm gonna have with them. I
Speaker 1: think cool. I want to hang out with them, I
Speaker 1: really do. I love him. I'm gonna get in there
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna They're gonna see me on something defending them.
Speaker 1: I get. I get their side of things. Someone was
Speaker 1: just calling him a little winging wind winging. Oh, they
Speaker 1: love to use winging. It was someone that I really
Speaker 1: liked too, and I was like, I can't even watch
Speaker 1: this because this person has it so wrong about them
Speaker 1: about like all he does is wine. Oh, I'm a
Speaker 1: royal and my life sucked. It's like people that have
Speaker 1: great lives on the outside are allowed to have deep pain,
Speaker 1: especially when you're never allowed to grieve the death of
Speaker 1: your mother that was public and you had to walk
Speaker 1: behind her casket and have a and your dad didn't
Speaker 1: do any Your dad, Charles, you never got one hug
Speaker 1: from except one when you're a what eleven year old
Speaker 1: boy and you just lost your mom. No one hugs you,
Speaker 1: not your dad, and you never get to cry. You
Speaker 1: think you're gonna turn out okay, no matter what you
Speaker 1: gotta feel sorry for that person and maybe have a
Speaker 1: little empathy for them as an adult, as I would you.
Speaker 1: And whatever fucked up shit happened to you person online
Speaker 1: who's being mean to.
Speaker 3: Them, Yeah, oh bad.
Speaker 2: Good was when he's like, wait, Mommy's gone forever, He's like,
Speaker 2: puts his hand on his back and goes, I'm afraid
Speaker 2: so dear Lily and walks out, no, Charlie.
Speaker 1: And he wakes him up in the middle of the
Speaker 1: night to tell him and then just leaves him in
Speaker 1: the middle of night. So from like three in the
Speaker 1: morning until they had to get up for breakfast at
Speaker 1: eight o'clock, you know, and their servants came in to
Speaker 1: like dress them, and of course everyone's like, oh they
Speaker 1: had servants. They had it so good. You would have
Speaker 1: been fucking miserable in his shoes too. Just everyone have
Speaker 1: a little idea, okay, empathy.
Speaker 5: So just like the other perspective of that, where like
Speaker 5: I don't I don't really know them that well, so
Speaker 5: I'm not here nor there. But I guess the issue
Speaker 5: that I have with people who have a lot.
Speaker 1: Of money behind them and all that.
Speaker 5: Is that they have access to the best kind of
Speaker 5: therapy to get over that trauma and to rise up
Speaker 5: from it and stuff like like and just thinking about
Speaker 5: like what I had to do to afford therapy and
Speaker 5: how like crazy that was like why don't they take
Speaker 5: advantage of.
Speaker 1: Because they do. They do. He goes to tons of therapy.
Speaker 1: He was going like five days a week, like he
Speaker 1: does all of that. So it's like who knows if
Speaker 1: it's working or what modalities he's trying, Like he was
Speaker 1: doing mushrooms for a while to do stuff with it. WHOA,
Speaker 1: did you guys just hear? This is so fascinating. So
Speaker 1: they were doing an experiment with MDMA on a bunch
Speaker 1: of like trial people that were just trying to make
Speaker 1: some money. This is so cool. So they were doing
Speaker 1: a trial of you know however many people, and one
Speaker 1: of the people in the trial said wrote into the
Speaker 1: experiment people and said, I am google my name, you'll
Speaker 1: know who I am. I realize something big and I
Speaker 1: all he wrote was google my name. I experienced something
Speaker 1: during this experiment that made me realize I have to
Speaker 1: do something big. And then they googled his name and
Speaker 1: he's a white supremacist that was fired from his job
Speaker 1: and he was all over the news because he was
Speaker 1: one of the people that was photographed at that tiki
Speaker 1: torch rally thing. You know, there's Trump said there's good
Speaker 1: people on both sides. That bullshit they like pretty much
Speaker 1: a Nazi rally, a march that they did forget where
Speaker 1: killing in North Carolina. Yeah, So he was photographed there,
Speaker 1: lost his job because of it, all over the news.
Speaker 1: So these people in the study google this guy's name
Speaker 1: and they go, oh my god, he's gonna do something big.
Speaker 1: That's all he says in is like cryptic email, and
Speaker 1: so they contact him to be like, what's going on, dude,
Speaker 1: And he's like, I just while on MDMA, I realized
Speaker 1: how ridiculous this all is, and I love everyone, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a white supremacist anymore. And
Speaker 1: like had a fucking epiphany. And so they think MDMA
Speaker 1: can like kill racism, Yes, because it opens your heart
Speaker 1: in a way that you can't hate eat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It's so I want to do MDMA.
Speaker 3: You should be forced in jail if you do, like
Speaker 3: a hate crime to do MDMA until you have How do.
Speaker 1: I get MDMA and do it? And how am I?
Speaker 1: Will someone please reach out to me about like mushroom therapy,
Speaker 1: MDMA therapy, No in a healthy way where it's like.
Speaker 5: You have a friend who does that on a record,
Speaker 5: my friend's sister who's coming to town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Neil Brennan. But I want I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just want to know all of my options about how
Speaker 1: to do this, like clinically, so that I can have
Speaker 1: some like fucking epiphanies about life and my place in it,
Speaker 1: because I do. I really believe in all of these things,
Speaker 1: and I want to start learning how to do it
Speaker 1: that it isn't just some guy who gives me a
Speaker 1: baggy of stuff.
Speaker 2: What kind of therapies of U seen really work for
Speaker 2: people with severe mental illness and blocks like in your people.
Speaker 3: Do like peyot and mushrooms and MDMA and like basically
Speaker 3: anything d MT anything you've seen it. There's all kinds
Speaker 3: of drug assisted therapy. Not like I haven't like personally
Speaker 3: met anyone that you know, seen them before and after,
Speaker 3: but like my friends have done it and they're like
Speaker 3: it was great, but not like I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to come on races that is whatever that
Speaker 1: has worked for Neil Brennan is not depressed anymore because
Speaker 1: of d MT. I've shared this before, but he did
Speaker 1: say that he would never recommend DMT to anyone or
Speaker 1: he couldn't pay him a billion dollars to do it again,
Speaker 1: Like he would never ever do it again. But he
Speaker 1: doesn't have depression anymore, and he suffered with it his
Speaker 1: whole life, which is even the reason why he was
Speaker 1: doing Like why would you go that far? He'd tried
Speaker 1: every kind of thing and uh and yeah, so that's interesting. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break and come back and talk
Speaker 1: about something else. We're back another popular topic on the
Speaker 1: Girls Chat and get one on your bingo card. Thank
Speaker 1: you to Nicki Glazer Nikki pod memes. I think it's
Speaker 1: called for making a bingo card of all the topics
Speaker 1: I talk about every time when it's on the show.
Speaker 1: See if I've hit how many a pod memes? Nicki
Speaker 1: pod memes?
Speaker 3: What's that Instagram?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, so let's see on the on the bingo
Speaker 1: chart he made talks about succession, haven't done it yet?
Speaker 1: This doesn't count.
Speaker 5: I have to talk about a TV show? Should just
Speaker 5: be a TV show that you're watching.
Speaker 1: I think six, I like six, No, because that's like
Speaker 1: every pod. Yeah, it has to be I think it
Speaker 1: has to be more specific. I think he nailed it
Speaker 1: or she I have no so I have no kids
Speaker 1: so I can spend money on. I didn't mention anything
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, I don't think I mentioned Taylor Swift. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got one saying someone saying okay, I said it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Kobs said Nikki Trash talking certain instant accounts.
Speaker 2: You almost got there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we will, we will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get there. Nikki complaining about her previous, present
Speaker 1: and future voice. No, I haven't done that yet.
Speaker 3: This person.
Speaker 1: Someone jokes about Apple rankings, didn't even talk about Apple
Speaker 1: rankings dot com. Niki talks about no free will. I
Speaker 1: haven't touched on that yet, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, I think I still do this stuff, and then
Speaker 1: mentioned the girls chat. So we have we have two? Wait,
Speaker 1: we have three been we'll see, we'll see if we
Speaker 1: had any more of those. You let everyone be on
Speaker 1: a lookout for those other ones, because I want to
Speaker 1: see if we get because right now we have the
Speaker 1: upper right hand corner, the bottom right hand corner, and
Speaker 1: the left middle side, So we are we don't even
Speaker 1: have close to bingo right now or TikTok toe okay,
Speaker 1: so oh no, we could get to okay, but I
Speaker 1: went to happen naturally, So I'm gonna try to reset
Speaker 1: from my mind on the girl's chat. So that's why
Speaker 1: I thought of this Anya. Anya always has genital questions,
Speaker 1: general genital.
Speaker 3: Question, genital She came up with.
Speaker 1: One the other day. I don't even know what spurred it.
Speaker 1: Will you tell us the genesis of it?
Speaker 2: I don't know what it has been like eating at me,
Speaker 2: I guess. And I was just maybe somebody was talking
Speaker 2: about they're I don't know, I can't remember, but I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm sick of seeing women wipe or people
Speaker 2: talk about wiping, like obviously you wipe front to back, right,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, of course of course, Like I have
Speaker 2: a ut I, oh, you're wiping front bragging about that.
Speaker 1: They're all bragging about it.
Speaker 3: Get what I know.
Speaker 2: And you'll see a European film and a woman sitting
Speaker 2: on the toilet and then she pulls one of these. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. She does this.
Speaker 1: So Anya's taking her hand behind her backside.
Speaker 2: After pee and wipes, so she'll just do that, and
Speaker 2: it's like all the American audiences will gasp because we
Speaker 2: don't wipe that way. In the States, we wipe like this, so.
Speaker 1: We should You should just go like that. You should
Speaker 1: do claw really hard to that's the best way. The
Speaker 1: European way is to start at the vagina from the back.
Speaker 3: But don't you do two separate wipes front and back.
Speaker 2: If I'm just paying, you take the pe and follow.
Speaker 2: But in European films, a woman peace and then she
Speaker 2: reaches around her butt. Okay, And I'm saying I'm sick
Speaker 2: of this posing. I think a lot of women are
Speaker 2: wiping front to back. They're just not grabbing their butthole
Speaker 2: and wiping. They're just wiping their vagina.
Speaker 1: They're urethra. I wipe back to front from the front,
Speaker 1: like you're not supposed to, like you're like everyone thinks
Speaker 1: you're bringing ship up into your vagina. But I don't
Speaker 1: even get near I don't even get near my tink.
Speaker 1: It's just my vagina. I wipe, just my vagina to
Speaker 1: the front, and I don't get I don't get East infections,
Speaker 1: I don't get ut I s except from sex. So
Speaker 1: I'm not going to change the way I do it.
Speaker 3: I think the worrying about it is during poop and
Speaker 3: p I don't think anybody's worrying that when you didn't poop,
Speaker 3: there's still going to be some poop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's stuff.
Speaker 2: People worry.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just poop and pe I was like,
Speaker 3: who into the vagina?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was just taking a pole to see
Speaker 2: because I thought like, maybe I'm the only woman that
Speaker 2: wipes back to front, but you said dab, but really
Speaker 2: I'll just wipe technically back to front. But it's not
Speaker 2: like Nikki said, it's not past the perineum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your taint gives you a good quarter to a
Speaker 1: half an inch before you're eating in the asshole region
Speaker 1: to play with and you can't play with it.
Speaker 5: Something disgusting that. I Yeah, sometimes if I'm doing both right,
Speaker 5: sure I will take my pee because I go from
Speaker 5: front to back and I'll use the wet I've never
Speaker 5: heard of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the.
Speaker 3: Fuck you if you're far from the sink, because I
Speaker 3: also get a blob what Yeah, I have never, But
Speaker 3: sometimes I do the under the sink with the pea
Speaker 3: because there's not very much to use.
Speaker 1: Your own pee as a wet wipe.
Speaker 3: Or said spit on it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I done that for some reason. That
Speaker 1: grosses me up.
Speaker 2: There's like food on food in your mouth, but I
Speaker 2: have thought about it. I'm like, why is my butt
Speaker 2: hole mint tea? And I'm like, oh, I just brush
Speaker 2: my teeth.
Speaker 1: Have you ever used your.
Speaker 3: Sounds nice?
Speaker 1: We never used your period blood as lube because they
Speaker 1: don't know you're on your period yet of course, and
Speaker 1: you're in the dark and you're they're like, they think
Speaker 1: you're super. Sometimes I'm just like I didn't and I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just like I guess I am. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you got it out of me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I say. Made it start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But even though it's been going for tamp on it,
Speaker 1: I think I had that joke actually in my ec Okay,
Speaker 1: so we covered that. I went to the pool yesterday
Speaker 1: with my niece and neph the public pool. I have
Speaker 1: never I haven't been to a public pool since we
Speaker 1: were kids. That's where me and Taylor film love was
Speaker 1: the Tree Court public pool where it we'd spend every
Speaker 1: single day of every summer between seventh.
Speaker 3: But it was private.
Speaker 1: It was private. Yeah, it felt public.
Speaker 3: To be a membo.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like I still had to at the
Speaker 1: YMCA yesterday, I still had to like, yeah, that's I
Speaker 1: didn't feel that public. I paid thirty two dollars. Well
Speaker 1: maybe it was thirteen, but then plus the kids and stuff. Anyway,
Speaker 1: went with three kids, three kids under the age of six,
Speaker 1: just swimming in a pool and my sister. How are
Speaker 1: not more kids under around it all the time at
Speaker 1: these pools? Because there is a lazy river there, there's
Speaker 1: a current flowing through that thing that is rough.
Speaker 3: There's a lazy lifeguard there.
Speaker 1: There's lifeguard. A pool runs through a lazy river.
Speaker 3: Around the pools there is the webster goes through what's
Speaker 3: a lazy river? It pushes you.
Speaker 1: I am confused at your question. You don't know what
Speaker 1: a lazy river is.
Speaker 2: I've never heard this phrase in my life. Shots, I
Speaker 2: guarantee what listeners are with me?
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever heard of a Maggie river.
Speaker 5: I'm just imagining like just blowing water.
Speaker 1: No, but like, do you know, like if someone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this water park is a lazy river, do you know
Speaker 1: what that is?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think I can assume what it is. I don't
Speaker 1: know what is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: I I just imagine like a moat basically, and the
Speaker 5: water is just like slowly.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a river through like a river where the
Speaker 1: water is flowing, so like if you sit on a raft,
Speaker 1: it'll just take you through it and around and around
Speaker 1: and around and you could go forever around around.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it's not actually yes, it's man made and it's
Speaker 1: they're they're very common at water. I guess you've never
Speaker 1: been to a water park in your life. I'm just
Speaker 1: guessing because they're literally.
Speaker 2: Asking one once what the lazy river? Thirteen year old
Speaker 2: just slapped me right across my face. Why because he
Speaker 2: and all his friends cut in front of me. He
Speaker 2: cut in front of my little sister and all our
Speaker 2: friends at their birthday. And I was like, hey, you
Speaker 2: can't do that anyway, and he slapped me across my face.
Speaker 1: How old were you?
Speaker 2: I was like seventeen.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get stay after. I just knew you
Speaker 1: were seventeen or eighteen, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, maybe twenty even slapped I must have been twenty
Speaker 2: if my I know, my sister was like eight nine.
Speaker 3: But you look young, so he probably thought you were
Speaker 3: like his same age what did you do?
Speaker 2: Rounded all the kids up and was like, we're getting
Speaker 2: out of here. I was like very shaken up.
Speaker 1: Oh my, And how old was he?
Speaker 2: Probably my like probably fourteen.
Speaker 1: He was and you were twenty. I would have been like, kid,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He was like mine? It was I remember, Oh fuck,
Speaker 2: hit me hard. It's okay. But anyway, there was no
Speaker 2: lazy river there.
Speaker 3: He slapped the knowledge of the lazy.
Speaker 1: We'd have got to it if a kid didn't slap
Speaker 1: the shit out of you.
Speaker 2: Water rides and water slides, though, but.
Speaker 1: Every water park has a lazy river. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a lazy using?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, But do you know what a dumb anya is?
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything that was like more specific
Speaker 1: to not knowing what a lazy river was, but I
Speaker 1: didn't mean dumb uh, So yeah it was. The lazy
Speaker 1: river was so fun. But I gave Poppy this like
Speaker 1: little unicorn that you put in water and it will
Speaker 1: grow warm water, you know, and I and she loves unicorns.
Speaker 3: Like a sponge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a not sponge, but it's like it's like
Speaker 1: a no, it actually a hill. No, not a pill. Sponge.
Speaker 1: Those are fun though, but she so it wouldn't go,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't get bigger in the cold water. I was like,
Speaker 1: you have to put in hot water, babe, because it's
Speaker 1: like not growing at all. And so at the end
Speaker 1: of the day she was like, I just so I
Speaker 1: want next time, I want it to be pink and
Speaker 1: I wanted to grow very big in the cold water.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you got it, So pink grows
Speaker 1: big and cold water. I'm on it. I will find it.
Speaker 2: And she's she.
Speaker 1: Was so excited about there's no such thing. It has
Speaker 1: to be in hot water. Anyway, she locked. She was
Speaker 1: holding in her hand the whole day. I gave it
Speaker 1: to her before we went to the pool. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know we're going to the pool. I just went
Speaker 1: over there to give them some gifts and they were like,
Speaker 1: we're going to the pool, and I was like, I'm free.
Speaker 1: There's no excuse not to let's go. So she lost
Speaker 1: it at one point and was like crying, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I will find it, and so I went
Speaker 1: and she lost in the lazy rivers and so in
Speaker 1: all those like she lost it right here. I'm like, buddy,
Speaker 1: it's flows so it's gonna get taken. I gotta go
Speaker 1: further because he was like, just look right here, and
Speaker 1: I had to explain physics to the things. And I
Speaker 1: was like, at least you've heard of a lazy river.
Speaker 1: You know, we are starting from a place that I
Speaker 1: can get on board with. But no, he he. And
Speaker 1: so then I was I had to borrow goggles from
Speaker 1: this little girl. So I was wearing the tiniest little
Speaker 1: goggles and I was like, oh, back in five minutes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to look for this thing. And so I
Speaker 1: went and I found it. I went all the way
Speaker 1: around the lazy river, and it was disgusting what was
Speaker 1: going on in there, because any piece of debris, I
Speaker 1: was like, is that band aids? It was band aids,
Speaker 1: hair ties with like tons of hair all over them
Speaker 1: and like tissue paper, lifeguard. It was so gross, syrench.
Speaker 1: I honestly, I would not have been surprised. And so
Speaker 1: I get all the way through the lazer of where
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it. But then there's this little part
Speaker 1: that like kind of you goes off and turns into
Speaker 1: a whirlpool, so it's like a little yet eddie and
Speaker 1: you just go around and around and it was swirl around.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I found this tiny little white unicorn
Speaker 1: in this white, you know, painted pool and and I
Speaker 1: like heroically was like got it, and she just like
Speaker 1: took it from me. And I'm like, are you not
Speaker 1: gonna be like excited that I was. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I dropped it. I was holding and
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, that's interesting. It wasn't but
Speaker 1: she so I felt like, you know, a book. After
Speaker 1: an hour being there, I was just like we gotta go,
Speaker 1: like can we ditch these kids like and like go
Speaker 1: talk or something like? Its just it never stops. It
Speaker 1: never ends. And my sister just said, it never ends.
Speaker 1: It doesn't ever end because they're into everything and they
Speaker 1: could all drown at any second because they're not all
Speaker 1: that strong of stummers. It was just a lot.
Speaker 2: I was a woman who lives across the street. She
Speaker 2: has a beautiful young mom and she just had her
Speaker 2: second kid, and I see I think that she's pregnant
Speaker 2: with her third, and every time I look out the window,
Speaker 2: she's parenting. Like there's always a child on a driveway
Speaker 2: in a wagon rushing towards traffic. She's stopping it. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, this is like twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: Hypervigilants aren't dying all time. I was saying this to
Speaker 1: Emma this weekend, Chris's sister in law, because she's a
Speaker 1: young kid's like like a toddle. You know, they're toddling everywhere.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how did kids when they were like
Speaker 1: fire open fires and like sticks and shit, like, how
Speaker 1: were kids not just being impaled and burned constantly? And
Speaker 1: I think they probably were, or they treated them like
Speaker 1: a dugger and they did the blanket.
Speaker 2: With what's wrong with a leash?
Speaker 1: By the way, kid? If the kid would go off
Speaker 1: the blanket and the duggers would like hit the kid
Speaker 1: a baby until it to be docile and not go
Speaker 1: off the blank You haven't watched kids like it?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Did you watch it?
Speaker 1: I tried to watch. I watched two parts and I
Speaker 1: was just like, it's too slow. I need things to
Speaker 1: have two times to speed. That's why I love the
Speaker 1: Girls chat. I can zip through it. That's why I
Speaker 1: love podcasts. Stop YouTube, I can two times to speed.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 5: I think that's bad for us, though, ye because it
Speaker 5: it I think it likehibits us from uh retaining attention.
Speaker 5: I almost lost track of my thoughts.
Speaker 1: But but it's for people with a d D. Like
Speaker 1: all the a d D chats on Reddit where people
Speaker 1: actually for their kids are like, you know, I'm my
Speaker 1: kids having trouble in school, and they're like, try to
Speaker 1: get lessons. To do the lessons the teacher sends and
Speaker 1: do them two times to speed because my kid can
Speaker 1: then follow it. Because there's there's a lull, the kid
Speaker 1: will look at something else.
Speaker 5: I had to stop listening because I would do like
Speaker 5: one point five times on the Girls Chat, and then
Speaker 5: I realized, like, I think everyone's voice is this fast
Speaker 5: and everyone sounds like kind of cheery, and then when
Speaker 5: I listen to it out one speed, it's complete, like
Speaker 5: the tone is completely different, characterizing everyone.
Speaker 2: Part of the podcast on one point five.
Speaker 1: It's it's so true because I will listen to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, someone crying and they'll like actually sound and
Speaker 1: I'm really sad about it and you know, my dad died,
Speaker 1: and it does it does change everything when you listen.
Speaker 3: To We're always crying on that by the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does create bad habits. I do think there's
Speaker 2: something nice about listening to things on regular speed or
Speaker 2: not being not multitask all the time. I was on
Speaker 2: a Zoom meeting the other day and someone said something
Speaker 2: and it was really interesting and I missed it and
Speaker 2: my first thought was I'll just rewind, and then I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: this is real time.
Speaker 1: I can't rewind. I've been taking some like voice lessons
Speaker 1: online doing this like course, and yeah, I constantly because
Speaker 1: she isn't talking two times the speed. She loses me
Speaker 1: all the time because I have too much time to
Speaker 1: venture away. I think for me, it helps my focus
Speaker 1: to keep things moving. I can't like movies and TV shows.
Speaker 1: I rewind hundreds of times in any TV show, hundreds
Speaker 1: because I get distracted so much because it's so slow.
Speaker 1: Do you guys not have that trouble?
Speaker 2: I would never I have that too.
Speaker 5: And it's I think it's it's my phone that's created
Speaker 5: this problem, because as you're talking, I'm like, okay, it's
Speaker 5: like which came first, a chicken or the egg?
Speaker 1: Was it your.
Speaker 5: Focus that was inhibited first? Or was it because of
Speaker 5: like all these Oh I was not like this in school.
Speaker 1: I did not suffer add in high school, like like
Speaker 1: this I mean, I was disorganized. I had many of
Speaker 1: the signs of it, but I was not like my
Speaker 1: attention was. It was not hard for me to like,
Speaker 1: I was really good. Now that I'm in like a
Speaker 1: class again, it's the first time I've been like learning
Speaker 1: and in a zoom it's a zoom class. But I
Speaker 1: do these like once a week, and I realized, like
Speaker 1: what a little good student I was, because I was
Speaker 1: always like nodding along with the teachers so they'd know
Speaker 1: that I got it. Like I wouldn't do it just
Speaker 1: like out of nothing, because then they'd call on me
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't know. But I was always like, you
Speaker 1: want to give them feedback of like I got it.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, man, I was a really good student,
Speaker 1: and now I'm really suffering keeping up with the work,
Speaker 1: keeping up with the lecture, taking notes, like I just
Speaker 1: it's so out of.
Speaker 5: My real.
Speaker 1: It's perview, that's all right. I just feel like I'm
Speaker 1: wearing too many hats. I'm trying to be a good student.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a good thing.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, it is Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: That is true. I mean, it all does come down
Speaker 1: to that. Have you guys taken any classes recently. Have
Speaker 1: you like taken like school classes where you have like
Speaker 1: a curriculum and like a syllabus.
Speaker 2: No, but i'd be down.
Speaker 3: I just graduated two years ago.
Speaker 1: God, it was truly.
Speaker 3: I didn't go for ten years or something.
Speaker 1: It was hell getting back into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to go back to school again for three years?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hell hav to. I just remember that
Speaker 1: last paper I ever turned in, How grateful I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm never gonna have a paper due
Speaker 1: the rest of my fucking.
Speaker 3: I still have nightmares about papers.
Speaker 1: Me too, But you had pt papers up until.
Speaker 3: You've got minor like high school still or like I
Speaker 3: forgot my locker combo style.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a popular one. Do you ever lose
Speaker 1: your teeth in your dreams? No, that's another one that
Speaker 1: happened still out in my nightmares. I never get I've
Speaker 1: never naked in my dreams.
Speaker 3: I'm always trying to masturbate, but I can't get alone.
Speaker 3: Interesting like every night.
Speaker 1: WHOA isn't that weird? Well, another weird thing happened to
Speaker 1: you right now that you shared on the g GC.
Speaker 1: It is yes, string, Oh.
Speaker 3: I have a string there? Did you know about it
Speaker 3: you guys did on the.
Speaker 1: GC, so I never had there's someone I want you
Speaker 1: to share because I'm sure there's someone out there.
Speaker 3: This is for my friend Hannah, So it's I never
Speaker 3: describe it. I described it to my friend Hannah. It's
Speaker 3: like your belly button kind of hurts, but it feels
Speaker 3: like there's a rubber band going from your belly button
Speaker 3: to your vagina. And we googled it and apparently only
Speaker 3: women can have it because some part of your umbilical
Speaker 3: cord could still be in there, like the inner part,
Speaker 3: and that's where it would kind of connect. And so
Speaker 3: right now I have it, I can't straighten up all
Speaker 3: the way or it feels like the rubber band will
Speaker 3: snap and it pulls both my belly button and my.
Speaker 1: So there's got to be something in there connecting that.
Speaker 3: There's a there's the strings.
Speaker 2: Or is it an actual physiological part?
Speaker 3: Well, what we that it's actual physio logical part. Perhaps
Speaker 3: this is just somebody like when we were it's really
Speaker 3: hard to google that and the.
Speaker 1: Doctor they'll be like, I've never heard of that. Look
Speaker 1: it up and you're like, I've already done that, and
Speaker 1: you're not gonna find anything I didn't find.
Speaker 3: So it could be ambillcle is still up in this.
Speaker 1: War.
Speaker 3: Someone like it. I guess it feels like I Or
Speaker 3: it could be maybe I've never had any, but it
Speaker 3: could feel kind of like you got like maybe you
Speaker 3: got a pee, but.
Speaker 1: Necklaces like wrapped up in each other. So what if
Speaker 1: there's two different chords that go like that intertwined to
Speaker 1: sometimes they got to get on and that's why they snag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's a nerve, Taylor, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had a weird guy as a kid that was
Speaker 1: like a phenomenon that you used top into me and
Speaker 1: my sister where everything would just go speaking of two
Speaker 1: times as speed. Everything would go really fast and seem
Speaker 1: really loud, and my mom like would talk and we'd
Speaker 1: be and I'd like, I can't don't talk anymore, Please
Speaker 1: don't talk anymore, because you're really fast and you're really loud.
Speaker 1: It's like it was like this weird thing that would
Speaker 1: come on. I would feel it coming on and I'd
Speaker 1: go like oh no, no, no, no no. It would sometimes
Speaker 1: happen when it would be very quiet, like during a test,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, the pen, the pen
Speaker 1: sounds would be like booming loud, like not actually I
Speaker 1: knew they weren't actually loud, but I like and then
Speaker 1: but also very fast and also like slow mo. It
Speaker 1: was like this weird distortion of reality. And my sister
Speaker 1: was the only person who had it too, and it
Speaker 1: didn't it stopped happening after childhood, and then if you
Speaker 1: google it, final thought, if you google it things speeding
Speaker 1: up very fast and getting loud. It is a phenomenon
Speaker 1: that happens to a lot of kids, and it tapers
Speaker 1: off after adolescents. But it used to happen all the time,
Speaker 1: and my sister and I would always just go it's
Speaker 1: getting loud and slow and fast, and all like it's
Speaker 1: slow and fast. It doesn't even make any sense. But
Speaker 1: my mom would have to just stop talking and I
Speaker 1: would just have to like like kind of like burrow
Speaker 1: myself in bed and like cut out all the sounds
Speaker 1: to make it go away. So if anyone else had that,
Speaker 1: that is a thing that happens to all of us.
Speaker 1: And also the thing that I think happens to all
Speaker 1: of us is that like thing where you like have
Speaker 1: I guess it's heartburn, where you like feel if you
Speaker 1: like breathe in too much, it'll like hurt again, like
Speaker 1: when your heart has like a sting feeling still.
Speaker 3: You know what when you when you're esophaguesses two of
Speaker 3: them for some reason?
Speaker 1: What get twist?
Speaker 3: Really? I know, but it feels like that I got
Speaker 3: so many strings and stuffe I hear.
Speaker 1: That the esopha guy would never be used unless you
Speaker 1: were like collecting esophaguses, Like why would anything? Like I
Speaker 1: don't know the esophagus twist I do.
Speaker 3: Have sometimes it feels like it twists.
Speaker 2: I have a thing sometimes like I'm sure people get this,
Speaker 2: like a weird pulled muscle in between your ribs and
Speaker 2: it feels like you're having a heart attack, Like it
Speaker 2: happened the other day in bed and I was like, babe,
Speaker 2: I might die if I die in my sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm having a heart attack if I die. I'm just
Speaker 1: something weird's happening right now. And it's like it's three
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 2: That's like, what is going on. I'm like, there's a
Speaker 2: spasm in my heart and I don't know if I'm
Speaker 2: dying or if it's a rib muscle then it.
Speaker 1: Was just is that the feeling I'm talking about where
Speaker 1: if you move it'll or breathe too much, it'll come back,
Speaker 1: like you feel it for a second. Noah, do you
Speaker 1: ever have that? I can't believe you guys don't have this.
Speaker 1: I have not had so it just all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: there's a stinging. And then you're like, I have to
Speaker 1: stay frozen because I'm the stinging almost felt brought on
Speaker 1: by my breath in my heart. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: another commonation. That does not mean you're dolmost if you
Speaker 1: do get that, it does not mean you're dying.
Speaker 2: Do you guys know? And then like I was bit
Speaker 2: by spiders, so many spiders, and it only happens at night.
Speaker 3: I used to see spiders going to.
Speaker 1: I'm really just kidding.
Speaker 3: Spider is symbolic of the mother. I learned that, what really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm afraid of spiders and I would have dream spider dreams,
Speaker 3: and my therapist is like, that means mother.
Speaker 1: Spider means mother a Russian therapist.
Speaker 3: Yes, my mom's also afraid of spiders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not scared of spiders at all. Centipedes, I
Speaker 1: would rather, I mean, I would rather a thousand spiders
Speaker 1: in a room with me than to centipedes.
Speaker 3: Which way would you wipe with a centipede if you
Speaker 3: had a.
Speaker 2: Sipede connecting your belly button clip.
Speaker 3: And it just went.
Speaker 1: I can now look at videos and pictures of centipede,
Speaker 1: but as a kid, I wouldn't even look. I couldn't
Speaker 1: touch pictures if it was on my phone or something.
Speaker 1: They like house centipedes.
Speaker 3: I remember that broom one I had.
Speaker 1: The one that was you know, that was a millipede.
Speaker 1: It was just crawling across the floor. It looked like
Speaker 1: a sharpie. That was just it was rich on the
Speaker 1: other No, millipedes are like have like the boldest body,
Speaker 1: and centipedes are the ones that are like like they
Speaker 1: move like that sound like and they go all different ways.
Speaker 1: Silver Fish are like kind of centipede dish like, but
Speaker 1: they are not centipedes, but a pizza or anything with
Speaker 1: like that many legs all lined up together. Spiders have
Speaker 1: them more like, oh, daddy, long legs, daddy. I used
Speaker 1: to I don't mind them if they're like traps and
Speaker 1: along and like their legs, but I don't like when
Speaker 1: they go up on the wall and they go flat.
Speaker 3: I hate when they just clinking, clinking flat in the
Speaker 3: shower they go, don't they do?
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of cool. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want them to be flat.
Speaker 2: I feel bad actually about killing any animal in the house,
Speaker 2: except that scary looking silverfish, house centipede, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: It looks like. I don't think I could kill one
Speaker 1: because I loves But I do understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I yeah that, first of all, the too scary to catch,
Speaker 1: even if you like get a bowl over them and
Speaker 1: you slide a like piece of paper underneath. I don't
Speaker 1: want to touch the paper that might be.
Speaker 3: And they get flatty. They are so flat that they could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those things get they daddy long, like they don't
Speaker 1: know where they're going.
Speaker 2: A mouse so fucking flat. I saw a mouse come out.
Speaker 2: I saw a mouse come out of a hole that
Speaker 2: was like you could barely fit a silver.
Speaker 1: Dog or like OCTOPI. They're just like a rare Esha guy.
Speaker 3: A rat came out of my floor in San Francisco,
Speaker 3: the size of a quarter.
Speaker 1: Yeh, never creep me out.
Speaker 3: And when the unicorn and a lazy when they bust
Speaker 3: through your floor, he'll be scared.
Speaker 1: But some are like naturally scared scared, like in a
Speaker 1: way like spiders.
Speaker 3: I think people are scared of the fastness.
Speaker 1: But some people like it's almost like, okay, let me,
Speaker 1: let's do a ranking right now. Snakes, spider, mouse, mouse
Speaker 1: number one all.
Speaker 5: I like spiders and I like snakes. For me, the
Speaker 5: the rat represents disease, and I'm scared it's gonna bite me.
Speaker 1: And you have a disease. Oh, you're thinking long term
Speaker 1: with this thing. I don't think I think about short
Speaker 1: term with all of these things. But you're right, that's
Speaker 1: that's probably smarter. Oh you're thinking about their lineage as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't even. I didn't know it was
Speaker 1: just twenty three and me.
Speaker 3: FIGHTERS would never even though my grandma one time said,
Speaker 3: I asked why I couldn't borrow a car, and she
Speaker 3: said the spot and his WAF had babies in there
Speaker 3: because they couldn't have sex unless they were married.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that's why I couldn't bother and they
Speaker 1: could live together. I mean, this would be in sin.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I would. I've never mice. I think
Speaker 1: are always cute. I don't mind them. Even if one
Speaker 1: was in my house, I would not try to kill it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get a mouse trap.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I just never came mouse, mice and rats. She's just
Speaker 1: a bigger mouse to me. Doesn't doesn't matter, I don't.
Speaker 1: It just didn't get to me. The black plague stories
Speaker 1: of how rats spread that I just did.
Speaker 3: There was the fleas that snacked on them.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it wasn't even the rats, all right.
Speaker 1: And I would say Number one is snake. I would
Speaker 1: be the most scared because those can bite the shit
Speaker 1: out of you, and they're just like it too slitherly.
Speaker 1: They also don't know where they're going. Spiders, and they
Speaker 1: have more of a plan. The spiderstick to like a
Speaker 1: straight line, you know. Centipedes are going every which way,
Speaker 1: there's zig zagging. They don't know. Spiders tend to go
Speaker 1: in one straight line like you can kind of trace them.
Speaker 1: And they're easier to like pick up and flick.
Speaker 3: If you can get flat spidersh's so flat, but found.
Speaker 1: I'm saying in your bed, in your bed, a tarantula, snake,
Speaker 1: a snake that can't bite you, let's say, and a
Speaker 1: rat that has no teeth.
Speaker 3: I would welcome this name.
Speaker 1: A rat that has no teeth and its claws, and
Speaker 1: I've been checked and his claws can't scratch and claw,
Speaker 1: which is so mean, a gummy rage grandpa.
Speaker 2: Because he wants to snuggle, He's gonna want to burrow
Speaker 2: with him snuggling.
Speaker 1: He can't hurt you. He's just a little he's he's sick. Okay,
Speaker 1: what if they've been tested for sickness and the.
Speaker 2: Neighbors pet rat that escape.
Speaker 3: With them, they're gonna I don't want to be in
Speaker 3: with any of them. You're making me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have to be in a bed with red
Speaker 1: under your doubt. And this rat has no diseas, has
Speaker 1: been checked, no disease, is a pad and it has
Speaker 1: and it has, but you don't but and and no teeth. Okay.
Speaker 1: Then there's a spider that cannot not disease, can't give
Speaker 1: you disease, and has no fangs, will not bite you.
Speaker 1: And then there's also a snake has no fangs, and
Speaker 1: it's a medium sized snake, and it also has no
Speaker 1: fangs and won't even try to But you won't even
Speaker 1: bite you with a skin. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Definitely, I love the snake the best.
Speaker 1: To say two minutes in a bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and your Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1: I would hold my legs really well. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want it.
Speaker 3: I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Dildo in Oh my God, trying to go in back
Speaker 1: in its nest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think i'd like to snake the mice too.
Speaker 3: He's cute.
Speaker 1: I would like the rat. Spider get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of there. I'm gonna squish you. I'm gonna hurt you.
Speaker 2: I feel like it has nothing to do with me. He'll
Speaker 2: be fine, he'll just crawl away.
Speaker 1: But you're blindfolded and you don't know it's in the dark.
Speaker 3: He's gonna put all eight in and bust into your
Speaker 3: bee hole. I'm just protecting my bee He's going to
Speaker 3: go feet first.
Speaker 5: And I was gonna say, if I'm if I'm wearing underwear,
Speaker 5: it's the spider. If I'm not wearing underwear, I guess
Speaker 5: it would be the rat.
Speaker 3: The rat just wants to get in your crack and
Speaker 3: warm up. He does not. He can't fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want that. That spider could fit in
Speaker 1: your asshole, and you've got to consider that places.
Speaker 5: He would go right up in my vagina.
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't know that spiders are looking
Speaker 1: for warmth. They're always in caves and ship so I
Speaker 1: want to take your vagin. Okay, well, I'm glad we
Speaker 1: have this discussion. I feel so much because people are
Speaker 1: either snake, spider or mice. People like there's that fear.
Speaker 1: And I would probably say I'm most scared of spiders
Speaker 1: out of bulldos because they just don't they're just too
Speaker 1: their legs, they go too fast.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this about you really.
Speaker 1: But snakes. But there are certain people that if you
Speaker 1: even talk about snakes or like have a snake, I think,
Speaker 1: what's Kim Kardashian Ellen, That's one way she tortured her
Speaker 1: on her show. It was spiders. Actually with Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: she was terrified of it. It was like on that
Speaker 1: Mory episode where the girls scared of cotton cutting. That
Speaker 1: was so crazy that he did that to her.
Speaker 3: I know, but it was the highlight of my life.
Speaker 1: This girl was scared of cotton and they dressed a
Speaker 1: man up. I can't even say it. They had to
Speaker 1: then go and get the cotton and like put glue
Speaker 1: on it or something, and it was just scared.
Speaker 2: You guys both have this phobia of cotton where you
Speaker 2: can't talk about cotton without your mouth.
Speaker 4: I do, but I do, But Taylor, I'm just talking
Speaker 4: when she's just supporting me.
Speaker 3: When we were kids, I would put a sock in
Speaker 3: my mouth.
Speaker 4: And don't want I can't. There was another thing this
Speaker 4: weekend that I was like disgusted. There was oh, oh,
Speaker 4: those motorcycles and that thing we talked about that.
Speaker 1: Oh. Another fear of mine as a kid used to
Speaker 1: be semi trucks going under going under bridges and getting
Speaker 1: stuck and just being like and like screaming off the top.
Speaker 1: I used to have fucking there was a semi truck
Speaker 1: and there was like a bridge coming up. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna make it. If you ever look, there's
Speaker 1: like two inches to play with them.
Speaker 2: It's nuts they're driving.
Speaker 1: Those people. They I don't know. I can't even imagine it.
Speaker 3: You're afraid because then it would smash you, or it
Speaker 3: just would just.
Speaker 1: Cause so much mayhem on a highway with people going
Speaker 1: seventy miles an hour and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: this thing it would either knock out the bridge and
Speaker 1: be so big and like a huge catastrophe. But I
Speaker 1: just don't want to see people dying everywhere. Uh uh,
Speaker 1: and it would cause people to go, my pair is
Speaker 1: dying everywhere. There you go.
Speaker 2: Do you have empathy, Nikki?
Speaker 1: I don't because I don't want to see people dying.
Speaker 2: Because you're meeting yourself a question if I have empathy?
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you. I thought you had, or a
Speaker 2: therapist had. You're always like, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 2: that empathetic. You've definitely said that before.
Speaker 1: Donna used to say I didn't, But I definitely think
Speaker 1: I'm empathetic. Okay, I definitely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have animals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be vegan unless you're empathetic. It's there's
Speaker 1: no other reason to do it. So yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I passed that test.
Speaker 3: What I don't like humans as much as animals?
Speaker 1: I know it really is because humans you can explain
Speaker 1: what's going on, and animals are just like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: That's my thing. It's like, if you could talk to animals,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, let's kill them.
Speaker 3: It's fine, this is what's gonna go with that.
Speaker 1: So we'll put them on factory farms. I don't give
Speaker 1: a ship, but at least we can explain to them,
Speaker 1: like you we look at you as lesser beings because
Speaker 1: you are happened to be a different species, and so
Speaker 1: we get to eat you and torture you. Do you
Speaker 1: understand it? Oh you do? Okay, that makes it easier
Speaker 1: for me to do. But if you don't, if you're
Speaker 1: just like the whole time, your whole life, you're just
Speaker 1: like what should have been a part of the bingo card,
Speaker 1: Buddy Vegan. Okay, yeah, we gotta go tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh my mom will be here, Franngie will still be
Speaker 1: on his honeymoon, but we will talk about so many things,
Speaker 1: including the Matchbox twenty concert we're going to Christy.
Speaker 2: Run.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you for listening. Don't be cut
Speaker 1: and just use your pe