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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air eyware. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g Radio A Happy Sunday to you.

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Speaker 1: It is the fifteenth day of February, right in the middle. Actually,

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Speaker 1: we're past the middle point, right, there's fewer days in

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Speaker 1: the month of February. Racist.

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Speaker 3: How come Black History Month shortest month of the twelve.

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Speaker 1: Well, hey, and then it's always you wake up like

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Speaker 1: March first, like, oh my god, how is it March already?

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Speaker 1: You know, because people freak out about us. Anyway, we

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Speaker 1: have the mailbag before we get to the mailbak. Though,

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Speaker 1: what we did is a psyop experiment on the Saturday podcast.

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Speaker 3: Danny.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if people were aware of that, but

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Speaker 1: we did a mind hack and I learned this from

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Speaker 1: the Great rich Dys years ago, one of the legendary

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Speaker 1: DJs in American radio history, the Great rich Dys, who said,

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Speaker 1: every once in a while, you know, just kind of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're known for your mistakes here and there,

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Speaker 3: but you've never really had a twenty five minute mistake before.

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Speaker 1: Well, I thought, I thought, Danny, it's February, let's just

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Speaker 1: see if people are really engaged in the product. And

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Speaker 1: so I thought it would be fun to go into

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Speaker 1: the remote studio and kind of pull the do hickey

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Speaker 1: I thought it would also be good I did andy

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Speaker 1: out to the masses. I thought all those things would

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Speaker 1: be good ideas, and it happened, and it really worked.

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Speaker 1: I thought, in terms of bag quality audio, that was

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Speaker 1: the greatest possible bag quality audio podcast we've ever done.

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Speaker 1: I am such a radio loser proud of that.

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Speaker 3: And you are the radio version of the quad God.

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Speaker 3: People are expecting gold and you gave them a fall

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Speaker 3: on the ice.

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Speaker 1: Oh not everyone wins the gold. Some people win the bronze,

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Speaker 1: and some people just finish fifth, you know, and that's it,

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Speaker 1: and that happens.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, though, Ben, you could hear all

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Speaker 3: your words, and the little audio note I put in

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Speaker 3: front of your Saturday pod was that you sounded like

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Speaker 1: Yes, so it's like you were eavesdropping in the conversation,

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Speaker 1: you know. And yes, sometimes that's better. Sometimes that's better

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Speaker 1: that way. We've decided, for some reason to get back

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Speaker 1: to the normal microphones on this mail bag podcast. And

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Speaker 1: we have a bunch of mail. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's because of the nonsense yesterday. We have a lot

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Speaker 1: of mail to get to Danny and I think, ohio

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Speaker 1: Al needs to get us in the mood. What do

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Speaker 3: I think Jim Gray's audience joined us. It's this mail bag.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to it. Here we go. These

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Speaker 1: are actual letters by actual listeners to the show. You

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Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. All letters, no numbers.

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Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com and put your

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Speaker 1: things like that. First up is Logan from Saint Paul,

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Speaker 1: Minnesota home. I have one of the great juice losey

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Speaker 1: Paul Molitor, a Baseball Hall of Famer, and Joe Mauer

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Speaker 1: Isn't there like a black market for Girls Scout cookie

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Speaker 1: You could sell those things, right? I mean I don't

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Speaker 3: This brings up a good topic. As a kid, did

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Speaker 1: Well, I did have to. My mom ran a like

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Speaker 3: Well, how about this. When I was at Paradise Valley

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Speaker 1: He says, hey't been and Danny, after five years of normalcy,

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Speaker 1: I'm going back to working the night shift. Can you

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the night shifts.

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Speaker 1: We'll be glad to do live radio at night for you.

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Speaker 1: We Bulldog, We Bulldog in Fullerton says, oh no, happy

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Speaker 1: post Super Bowl Sunday, Ben and Danny G a few points. First,

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Speaker 1: Demolition Man was the movie Danny G was talking about

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Speaker 1: but Derek Carr is coming back, so it's a wash. Third,

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Speaker 1: did you ever do you ever listen to Jerome and

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Speaker 1: Charleston's call to some political show A caller brought up

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Speaker 1: a while ago. It's the third rail, mom man, But

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Speaker 1: He sent me a link we Bulldog. I have not

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Speaker 1: would either of you get a call from the bosses

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Speaker 1: if you let a caller rant and rant about politics

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Speaker 1: No, I think people tune in not to hear about politics.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea what it means,

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00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: but I know dingle hopp a word. My right hand

433
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 1: was getting a workout. Hey, that still gets played today.

434
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: That was That was right, That was a sleep technique.

435
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 1: Let's see dingle hopper. Let me see here, I'm telling me,

436
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: uh oh, here we go. Look at this. Dingle hopper

437
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: is an artifact from a sunken ship.

438
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 3: Look at that. How about Ariel use that word on

439
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 3: the Little Mermaid.

440
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm quoting the Little Mermaid. How about.

441
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 2: Man?

442
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 3: You are so nineteen eighties?

443
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: Man, late eighties. Come on now, all right, next up

444
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: Johnny here Johnny. Johnny is from Boston. He says, Ben

445
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: and Danny, do you guys have a problem with the

446
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: smell of chicken? He says, here in Boston they're trying

447
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: to evict a raising Keynes because they people in the

448
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: building are complaining it smells like chicken.

449
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 3: Wow.

450
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: What what says? The restaurant here spent two hundred thousand

451
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: dollars to try to minimize the odor in the building.

452
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: And this is on Boyleston Street, which is one of

453
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: the legendary parts of Boston. He says, they put an

454
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: exhaust system in and all this stuff, and they still

455
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: want to trying to get evicted, and so they're suing. Uh,

456
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: and this is the building's trying to put a Panda

457
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: Express in instead of instead of canes. Well, what's the point.

458
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: Is it gonna smell like orange chicken? Then it's gonna

459
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: still get smell like chicken. It's gonna be a different

460
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: kind of chicken. No, stop, if you have a if

461
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,719
Speaker 1: you are the person leasing the restaurant, what did you

462
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: think raising canes was gonna smell like flowers?

463
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 2: Like?

464
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, it's obviously gonna smellict.

465
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 3: I mean it kind of has a wanton soup smell

466
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 3: when you walk into Panda. So I would rather smell

467
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 3: the chicken.

468
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: By the way, Danny, when you go to these places,

469
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,239
Speaker 1: if you were there all the time, wouldn't you get

470
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: used to them? You know what I'm saying, Like you

471
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 1: kind of get used.

472
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 3: To it kind of. But but I think it's overkilled

473
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 3: pretty quickly. Because there was a hotel I stayed at

474
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 3: for a week back in the day when I was

475
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: on a vacation and there was an in and out

476
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 3: close enough to wear that onion, that strong onion smell

477
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 3: from in and out kept waffling over and on day

478
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: one I was like, oooh in and out. That makes

479
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: me want some in and out. And then on day

480
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 3: four I was like, fucking in and out. I don't

481
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 3: ever want to smell their restaurant ever. Again.

482
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: It's nasty, man.

483
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I think that's what it is. It's just

484
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 3: it's too much.

485
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: Well, it's like my advice with real estate. People always

486
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,479
Speaker 1: want these amazing views and like, oh I need this,

487
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm I was like, well, nah, it's the

488
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: amazing view is more important. If you're on vacation somewhere

489
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: than if you live there, because if you live there,

490
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 1: you don't really pay attention to it. And I was

491
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 1: reminded of that when I was in San Francisco. My

492
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: brother in law lives right on the Pacific Ocean, beautiful ocean,

493
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: views the mighty Pacific right and I went. I was like, wow,

494
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 1: this is crazy. A little table out there. You can

495
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: sit out and have a nice bite to eat and

496
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: look at the ocean. And I was like, this is

497
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: really cool. And how often do you guys come out here? Oh? Never,

498
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: we did when we moved in, But then we know

499
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: that they're living there, lives, they're not sitting out there

500
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: looking at the ocean. But for me visiting, I was like, wow,

501
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: this is great, this is great, you know. And they're

502
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: like they're okay. Ryan from Shrewsbury, Mass Writes and he says,

503
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: hello boys, Happy Daytona five hundred day. As you may

504
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 1: not know, I am a huge NASCAR fan, so I'm

505
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: very excited for the race today.

506
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 3: Look at it.

507
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: Two NASCAR people, Danny. My question this week from Ryan

508
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: is Ben, Since you are a self proclaimed radio loser,

509
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: how do you feel about the Ham Radio have you

510
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: ever had one experience with one? Just curious your thoughts

511
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: on that. Hope to see you guys soon in Worcester.

512
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 1: Thank you much love, he says Ryan from Shrewsbury. Well.

513
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: Ham radio big part of my childhood, I've pointed out,

514
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: and Danny knows this line that unlike Howard Stern, whose

515
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: father worked in radio at a radio station, my father

516
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: was a Ham radio operator, I'm the son of a

517
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: Ham radio operator and my dad was fully invested in

518
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: Ham radio. We lived in the place we lived growing

519
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: up because they didn't have laws preventing those giant antennas

520
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: that go up over your chimney, so you could places.

521
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: My dad had a whole setup in Ham radio and

522
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: so we were allowed to have this huge antenna on

523
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: top of the building. And my dad loved Morse code.

524
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: There were two ways to do Ham radio. There was

525
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: the Morse code way and then there was obviously a

526
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: spoken word. My dad was one of the last people

527
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: that did Morse code. He loved Morse code and he

528
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: used to annoy me and I bust his chops. He

529
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: wanted me to become a hand radio. The reason I

530
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: would have done Ham radio I could not figure out

531
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: the fricking Morse code.

532
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 3: Agree and do it. Ben, That's the hardest test I've

533
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 3: ever had in my entire life. I think I've told

534
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 3: you before. You and I have ham radio in common

535
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 3: because my electronics teacher had an ROP class in high

536
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 3: school and he said, you could either do the bookwork

537
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 3: all semester, or you can get your ham radio license.

538
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 3: If you get your Hamm radio license, it's an automatic

539
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 3: A hell yeah, hell to the Yeah, I'm getting my license.

540
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 3: So you know, studying for the actual Hamm radio test

541
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 3: was not the hard part. Passing the Morse code test

542
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: was the effing hard part. And it took me. You

543
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: got three tries. It took me the third and final

544
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 3: try to pass the test.

545
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was. It was one of the few

546
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: things I my dad was disappointed I never passed the test.

547
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: I was and I was like, oh, yeah, I'll do it.

548
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: Why not?

549
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: Sounds like fun. My dad was really into it. That

550
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: can be like a father son bonding thing, but I

551
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: never I never got to pull that off. But yeah,

552
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: So I have much respect for ham radio, and not

553
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: too many ham radio operators left these days. It's a

554
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: very very unique small group that does Ham radio, although

555
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: a lot of cities my dad would always This was

556
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: another thing that I used to bust my dad's balls

557
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: about because my dad was in the city we lived

558
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: in growing up. He was a emergency Ham radio operator

559
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: because in a massive earthquake or natural disaster, all communication

560
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: will be done. Yeah, the only thing that they claim

561
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: will work is Ham radio. Everything else will not work.

562
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: They were true first responders back in the day because

563
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 3: when there was no phone service and power was out,

564
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: the Ham radio dudes would be on their walkie talkies,

565
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 3: the handhelds. Those batteries were already charged in there, and

566
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 3: so they could communicate with each other on those walkie talkies.

567
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, for sure. So I much love to

568
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: the Ham radio crowd. I know Terry in England. I

569
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: believe he's a Ham radio guy. I don't know how

570
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: many others are out there all right. Now, next up

571
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: we'll do a few more Mike from Wisconsin, says Ben,

572
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: and Danny I says Ben. I know you're not much

573
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: of a music guy, but Danny is, how can the

574
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: music missus survive this? And then he sent me a

575
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: story here. Danny, I don know if you're familiar with this.

576
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: It says. A K pop band made of furries has

577
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: gone viral on Spotify. K pop boy band comprised of

578
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: not one, not two, not three, not four, but five furries.

579
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: Their debut single, First Step, reached three hundred thousand streams

580
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: on Spotify. I have a satin night, John on what

581
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: do you want to.

582
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 3: Do, Mike?

583
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: You want to do my rant about how the download

584
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: numbers are bullshit? On? I don't know that anyone's actually

585
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: listening to that crap or we're all going to hell

586
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: because people are listening to it. What do you want

587
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: me to I don't know. I know nothing about a

588
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: K pop boy band made of furries? Danny? Are you

589
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: familiar with the K pop boy band made of five furries?

590
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: Does this do for you?

591
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 3: I am familiar with K pop dmon hunters though, and

592
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 3: let me tell you something that music sucks bad bad.

593
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: All these are interesting. The furries have changed, Danny. I'm

594
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: looking these These are like, these are Disney level furry costumes.

595
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: This is not your normal. Let me see I can

596
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: send this to you. Let me just copy the image

597
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: here like the kind of cartoons characters you'd see a

598
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: Disneyland walking around. Wow, those are expensive furry costumes.

599
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 3: Oh, that is impressive.

600
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: I look at that. It's like Mickey Mouse.

601
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 3: Wow. All right.

602
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: Uh. The name Bastie stands for bastard teens in everywhere.

603
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: According to their website, there you go, naughty cute, naughty

604
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: but cute boys around your neighborhood. Sucks.

605
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: Wow. Let me ask you, Ben, what's worse this? Or

606
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: AI generated artists who don't exist in real life?

607
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Well, how do we know these people actually exist? It's

608
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: just some people in costumes. Maybe it's all AI too.

609
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: I think all of it's like terrible. Yeah, it's that nightmare.

610
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: And the kids are in people that listen to the

611
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: like the AI Like, what's I don't know, don't you

612
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: want to hear? Like real real people wouldn't. That's the talent,

613
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: that's the art, isn't it.

614
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe not.

615
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: Reggie from Detroit wright saying hello. Reggie says, hey, Ben

616
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: and Danny, this is more evidence that hockey fans are

617
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: just cut different. And he said, this is like an

618
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: old story, Reggie, Come on, man, it happened this week.

619
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: We all talked about Danny, the guy that was on

620
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: the run from the police for sixteen years and then

621
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: he back to the Olympics because he wanted to watch

622
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: the hockey, and the Italian police nabbed them when he

623
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: when he went back.

624
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 3: This is like the Super Bowl sting back in the day.

625
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 3: Remember oh yeah, yeah.

626
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: They'd have the contest for tickets.

627
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 3: Right and yeah, you free tickets. All the people went

628
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 3: to some little convention center and thought they were in

629
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 3: the running for their tickets, and instead they got handcuffed.

630
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: Surprise, surprise, surprise, Yes, good luck. Yeah, thank you Reggie

631
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: for listening. How lucky Tony Wright Sin says Ben and

632
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: Danny g When you mentioned the Bears versus forty nine

633
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: Ers game, you wondered if I went. Yes, Fortunately I

634
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: was able to go. I was the guy in the

635
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: Bears jersey. I have to say it was a good

636
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: game and time. Even with the dramatic loss. The vibe

637
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: at Levi's reminded me of an Oakland Athletics game. Cool folks. Now,

638
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: you might think I'm getting soft because I wasn't upset

639
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: with the loss for the Bears. But when it comes

640
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: to Bears football, half chubbed Bears Lucky Tony. What a

641
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: character this guys.

642
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: Man. See messages like that make me happy. NFL blse, Yeah.

643
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: We got a wait a while. Well, I get to

644
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: all this time.

645
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: I know I just want football year round.

646
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: And I hear Nick in Wisconsin says Ben and Danny, longtime,

647
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: no talk. Currently cleaning my house, and I know that

648
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: thirty minutes later my kids will have wrecked it. My question,

649
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: is there anything worse than cleaning and being satisfied just

650
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: to have your kids mess it up again? That's from Nick.

651
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 3: I'm Brenda and I are living this every hour, every day,

652
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 3: every week, every year. Now. I swear to God, we

653
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 3: spend half our lives here at home picking up after CoA.

654
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 3: Because he'll go from station to station of his toys downstairs,

655
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 3: and he will just take things out, put them in

656
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 3: a pile, kind of kick him around a little bit,

657
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 3: and then now he wants to color, so then he'll

658
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 3: go put all the Krans in a pile. Then he

659
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 3: goes to this spot to put all his cars and

660
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: trucks in a pile, and I stop them, and I

661
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 3: look at him, and I say it very calmly, but

662
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 3: I say, CoA, you can't be taking shit. I don't

663
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 3: say that word. You can't be taking stuff out to

664
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 3: make a mess. Come on man, So I'm we're constantly

665
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 3: following him around cleaning up after him.

666
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a it's a nightmare. What I like

667
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: to do is when you go out of town for

668
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: the weekend or something, get it all clean right before

669
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: you leave. And that way, at least even though as

670
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: Noah's there, when you come back, you're like, oh, look

671
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: how clean the beds may and all that stuff. That's

672
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: that's the satisfaction. But yeah, it's very frustrating. And I

673
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: have that, you know, it's a little different.

674
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 3: I do that.

675
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm the dishwasher. I'm a really good dish washer. I'm

676
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: the dish washer in the house, and I wash the

677
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: dishes and then by the time I wake up because

678
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: I sleep during the day, they'll be a bunch of dishes.

679
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the heck?

680
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 3: You see, you don't have a toddler at home, So

681
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 3: let me explain this to you in your terms. This

682
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 3: would be like if you just got done with a

683
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: big batch of dishes and twenty minutes later there were

684
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 3: dirty dishes back in the sink every single time you

685
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 3: did a big batch of dishes.

686
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: Now I've learned my lesson. I'll wait my wife. Sometimes

687
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: I eat once a day pretty much. Sometimes on the

688
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: weekends I'll eat a couple of times. But on the

689
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: days I eat once, I'll be like, all right, and

690
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 1: then I'll ask my other yeah you're good. She's a snacker,

691
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: and she'll bell yeah, I'm good, and then inevitably chobell

692
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: I decided to have a snack, So then there'll be

693
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: some extra dishes.

694
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 3: I'm like you out.

695
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: There, yea guy from Texas. Guy from his name is

696
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: Guy and he's from Texas. He is Ben and Danny,

697
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: I know Ben, you have mentioned about farting before. Time

698
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: to update your references. And then he sent this story

699
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: now that we had talked about this on the podcast,

700
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: Danny and thank you guy for finding this. So a

701
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: couple years ago, there was a study done that said

702
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: that humans fart fourteen times a day. A lot of

703
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: them are silent assassins. Well, now, according to this guy

704
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: from Texas, says humans cort in the University of Maryland,

705
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: they used smart underwear. How great is that they put

706
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: censors right near you, took us right where the stuff

707
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: comes out, and humans fart twice as much as originally

708
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 1: thought using the smart underwear, confirming the average person passes

709
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,959
Speaker 1: wind thirty two times a day.

710
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 3: About that? Come on thirty times? Nosy, that's too much.

711
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: No, thirty two times a day. That works out to

712
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty four farts per week, seven days,

713
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: eleven thousand, six hundred and eighty farts per year. That's

714
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: twelve almost twelve thousand farts per year. That's wild though.

715
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: Those sound like some inflated fart numbers. You questioning the science, Danny,

716
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 1: Don't question the science. How dare you thirty two times

717
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: a day?

718
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: Those are some faulty fart sensors.

719
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: So if you fart thirty two thousand times a day, Danny,

720
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,959
Speaker 1: or thirty two times a day and only a few

721
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: of them, you actually know you're doing right most of

722
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: the time. You must not. Did you just naturally two

723
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: thirty two times a day?

724
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: I mean that sounds like it's picking up any little

725
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 3: butt clamp movement down there that doesn't count as a

726
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 3: real fart that is fertilized.

727
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just I'm just telling you. This is the

728
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: story he sent me. I don't know he was bullshit,

729
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: but it says thirty two times a day. Let's see here,

730
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: let's feel it.

731
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 3: Or hear it, or it didn't happen ank or smell it, I.

732
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: Guess, Davis in oc writes in he says, guys, I

733
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: don't know if you're watching the Winter Olympics or not,

734
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: but there was a story that had showed up, and

735
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: he sent me the story here. It says pre exercise

736
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: sex can actually boost performance for male athletes.

737
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 3: That's why those ten thousand extra condoms were ordered and

738
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: sent to the Olympic village.

739
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 1: Wasn't it? I thought it was always women got more

740
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: energy from the sex than the men. Wasn't that the

741
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: story for years when we were growing up, Danny, like

742
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 1: men you were not supposed to engage before a big

743
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: boxing match or something like that, but women were supposed

744
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: to because before athletic competition, because it gave women more energy. Hey,

745
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: when Ronda I struggled.

746
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: With you, as a man, if you lay it down properly,

747
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: your chick knocks out, just like how the guide knocks out. Okay,

748
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 3: she didn't like get up and start vacuuming.

749
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: You remember when Ronda Rousi became a thing in boxing?

750
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: You remember when she become of a king of.

751
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 3: Course, Yeah yeah, yeah, you interviewed her well, yeah.

752
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,479
Speaker 1: But right before that she had gone on with Jim

753
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: Rome and talked about how she'd liked to have a

754
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: bunch of sex before matches or whatever. So she came

755
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: in and she was doing a media think, so she

756
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: came in the next day to talk to I was

757
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: doing a show with Chris Myers and she came in

758
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: to do the interview. So we asked her about it,

759
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: and she all embarrassed and she wouldn't talk about it

760
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: because she had her younger sister with her.

761
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 3: Chris Myers would say.

762
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: Oh, oh I could because I so yeah. But consciousness.

763
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: Contrary to popular belief, scientists in the University of Oh

764
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: here we go University of Valid Lloyd Valladolid I have

765
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: no idea, that must be in Europe somewhere, have found

766
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: that pre exercise section actually boost performance. In their study,

767
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: the team analyzed the performance of male athletes thirty minutes

768
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: after they self gratified danny and compared it to their

769
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: performance after a week of abstinence, and surprisingly, they found

770
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: that the athletes were able to exercise for longer and

771
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: were even stronger following sexual activity. Corny researchers sex might

772
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: act like a natural war come up for the nervous system,

773
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: says a little rub and tug thirty minutes before exercise.

774
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: I listened mild sympathetic and hormonal activation.

775
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: So it was a performance enhancer for Justin Tucker.

776
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: Ove, aren't there some guys that been well, A lot

777
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: of guys will throw up before games. I don't know

778
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: if they're going in the bathroom. And yeah about that man,

779
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: we got a bunch of email. I don't how says

780
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: we have time to get to do a couple more.

781
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: Let's see here.

782
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 3: Pick two good ones.

783
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: I don't know it's good. I mean a bunch of

784
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: these Ian from Santa Barbarasis. Could this piece or scratch off?

785
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: A man in China has filed a lawsuit against the

786
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: store owner after he lost one hundred and thirty thousand

787
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 1: dollars on lottery tickets. Guys suit one hundred and thirty

788
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 1: How do you spend one hundred and thirty thousand dollars

789
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: on lottery tickets?

790
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 3: One of my claims to fame? I know yours. You've

791
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: never bought a cup of coffee before?

792
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: You had a cup of coffee?

793
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never purchased a lotto ticket before. Never, ever, never, what's.

794
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: Not when it got to like ten billion dollars or

795
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: something like that.

796
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 3: Nope. One of my elementary school teachers told me in

797
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 3: the class. He said, your odds of winning the lottery

798
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: in California are the same odds of everybody in your

799
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 3: city all flushing all their money down their toilets and

800
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 3: it coming up your toilet.

801
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: It's not wrong, not wrong at all. Let's see I do.

802
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: I don't really play the lottery that much. I am

803
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: amazed that you can lose that much as sir scratch Off,

804
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: though Ian does. He claims to have a two or

805
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars a week lottery habit like he's he's

806
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: doing a lot of stuff like pend a lot of

807
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: money on that. La la, la la. What do we

808
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 1: got here?

809
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 3: All right?

810
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: Well, I thought this was appropriate. Jordan from Tampa says

811
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, are you guys impressed at how whatever

812
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 1: happens in science it's a doomsday? And then he said

813
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: that scientists are now baffled to discover that over three

814
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: thousand glaciers are surging, and they're now warning that this

815
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: could actually even be more troublesome for the planet than

816
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: glacial glacial glaciers melting. There you go, Danny. Remember the

817
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: story was that all the glaciers are melting, We're all

818
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: gonna die, the water level is going to go home.

819
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: Now they've found over three according to Jordan, he sent

820
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: me the story here, they found over three thousand glaciers

821
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: that are surging, and so now they're claiming that that

822
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: could be even worse. Well, here's the answer, though, Jordan,

823
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: and we've ranted about this, and there are websites which

824
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 1: if you really want to go to a fun place,

825
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,959
Speaker 1: type into the Google or the AI. Science Predictions gone

826
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: wrong for the environment or something like that. There are

827
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: going back to the nineteen sixties, I believe nineteen sixties.

828
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: So we're talking about a long time, a lot of

829
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: real estate and scientists making doomsday prophecy predictions. If we

830
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: don't get X amount of money, we're all gonna die.

831
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: And they get all the money and anything to raise taxes,

832
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: but really to raise funding. It's one of the great

833
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: hustles and it always works and no one ever calls

834
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: them on it. Remember Al Gore made that movie in

835
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: the early aughts or the oh was it before that?

836
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: It's like two thousand and seven or two thousand and eight.

837
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 3: Member, of course. And that's one of the reasons why

838
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: gasoline is so expensive where we live in California, because

839
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,720
Speaker 3: for years we got people screaming at us about how

840
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 3: unhealthy the cars are. We better tax this and tax

841
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 3: that to try to clean the air. I don't know

842
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 3: how much trying to clean the air they've done, but

843
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 3: they sure text the shit on of all of us.

844
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And there was also a story this week

845
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: about electric cars in the UK. They did a study

846
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: that claimed they have no proven carbon savings over just

847
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: regular cars, and how many people bought those thinking they

848
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: were fixing the world. And it's always amusing, though, the

849
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: arrogance of people, especially in the United States, when you

850
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: think about, well, we're going to fix the environment, and

851
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 1: like this arrogance how they run the world. But yet

852
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: if you go to India or China, are they keeping track,

853
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: Danny of their carbon footprint in places like that? Probably

854
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: not right, it probably not.

855
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 3: In some of these people leading the charge flew to

856
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: give their discussion about it in private jet.

857
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: Oh it's like that that weasel, the leader of the

858
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: People's Republic of California who travels around lying and he's

859
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: like he's run for president, so he's going to all

860
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: these global junkets, but he's not flying American airlines standby,

861
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: he's not going on that. So Jordan, I'm not surprised.

862
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter now that I'm at the point now,

863
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: it's all anything that happens, it's all part of Earth's

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Speaker 1: natural cycle. Nothing that we do or don't do is

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Speaker 1: stop gonna stop it. It doesn't matter. You know, you

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Speaker 1: can try to do things that you think are gonna help,

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Speaker 1: and that's great, and I'm not gonna knock you for it,

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Speaker 1: but it's all just to try to get money. And

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Speaker 1: you know, it's the climate change agenda. It's like this

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Speaker 1: is the greatest example, Danny for the last I don't

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Speaker 1: happen to years, ten years, fifteen years. They've been saying,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, we're all gonna die. The glaciers are

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Speaker 1: shrinking and going away, and now they found these other

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Speaker 1: glaciers that are surging, and now that's a problem. So

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Speaker 1: everything's a problem. Thank you, Jordan. We'll get out on that, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It'd be great Sunday. I'll be in a

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Speaker 1: normal week for me. On the overnight here be Yepp

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Speaker 1: in a way tonight about I don't know what. I

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Speaker 1: guess maybe the Daytona five on.

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Speaker 3: Boogety boogety, But yeah, let's go. I'm gonna be watching

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Speaker 3: there you go, so be yapping about all that, a

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Speaker 3: little bit of the NBA All Star Weekend. I know

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Speaker 3: you're really into night. Oh I can't unless you're not.

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Speaker 1: Then you're on with the Covino and Rich guys this

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Speaker 1: week right.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're going to be back on our usual time slot.

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Speaker 3: Not until Thursday, o Ben, because Dan Patrick do you

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Speaker 3: think he's gonna work President's Day? Now? Oh?

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Speaker 1: His President's Day on Monday.

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Speaker 3: No, President's Day is Monday. Dan Patrick does not work

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Speaker 3: on President's Day. He's too much of a big shot.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, Coveno and Rich we're gonna work Monday, Tuesday

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Speaker 3: and Wednesday on the Dan Patrick Show on those mornings.

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Speaker 1: All right, enjoy that. We will be back next weekend.

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Speaker 1: And thank you for those that reached out. And my

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Speaker 1: sy Op worked again from the Saturday pot with the mailbag,

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Speaker 1: so that was great. And we will gitch you tonight

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Speaker 1: on the old fashioned radio on

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Speaker 3: The radio, Yo, Bye bye later, skatering gotta murder, I

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Speaker 3: gotta go