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Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to this week's episode of How Rude Tanner

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Speaker 1: Rito's I am your host Jody Sweeten along with drum World.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 1: That was Oh you should have cleared my throat the

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Speaker 1: great and glorious Kim Moffatt. Kim, welcome, Thank you for

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Speaker 1: having me Jones. I'm so excited you're here this week.

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Speaker 1: My wonderful co host ab Andrea Barber is out this week.

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Speaker 1: She is sick of dealing with some family stuff. So

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Speaker 1: at the very last minute, I was like, who knows me?

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Speaker 1: Who knows Ab? Who knows how weird we are and

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Speaker 1: how a conversation with us goes? And who is a

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Speaker 1: super fan of full House and connected to Fuller House.

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Speaker 1: So you were the only person that I could really well,

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Speaker 1: one of like maybe three that I could think of

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Speaker 1: that would fit that category. And I was like, Kim,

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Speaker 1: it has to be Kim. Honor of a lifetime, it

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Speaker 1: has to be Kim.

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Speaker 2: It's true. I'm so glad you're here, Kim.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you let our listeners know a little bit

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Speaker 1: how we know each other and how we came to

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Speaker 1: be friends.

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Speaker 3: Sure, So I worked on Fuller House. I was asked

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Speaker 3: to be a temp on Fuller House. I grew up

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Speaker 3: loving all of the TJ shows and knew that there

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Speaker 3: was like maybe gonna be a full House reboot happening,

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Speaker 3: and was already like working on shows and was trying

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Speaker 3: to like work my way onto this show define no

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Speaker 3: an opportunity to do a couple of days on the

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Speaker 3: pilot just setting up the office and then just kept

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Speaker 3: like asking to come back and ended up being a

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Speaker 3: PA season one and then seasons two, three, and four

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Speaker 3: had the absolute honor and privilege of being the audience coordinator,

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Speaker 3: which was so fun, just a little.

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Speaker 1: It wow, Kim and her clipboard on Friday nights. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you people, nothing happened in the audience without

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Speaker 1: Kim Moffitt knowing.

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Speaker 2: And she ran, I don't know if.

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Speaker 1: I'd call it a tight ship, but it was. It

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Speaker 1: was a snug tug boat, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that power went straight to my head too,

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Speaker 3: It really did.

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Speaker 1: And Kim is on the petite side, so she really

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Speaker 1: She was like, I now have a Napoleon complex and

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Speaker 1: no one is getting by my clipboard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no idea until I got that clipboard.

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Speaker 3: And then I would put on the leather jacket and

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Speaker 3: we would be filming in the summer and I'd be so.

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Speaker 1: But I still had it was always very cold on stage. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's very cold on stage. But Kim had a this

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Speaker 1: leather jacket that she wore on Fridays. It was it

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Speaker 1: was her bad ass Kim jacket.

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Speaker 2: I had to protect the audience from what I don't know,

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Speaker 2: from us, I don't know, protect the protect us from

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Speaker 2: the audience, the audience from I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: Doing, but you did it well, Kim, Thank you and

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Speaker 1: you were just such a joy.

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Speaker 2: And we we even had a little club.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you and me and Ab and Melanie Samuels who

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Speaker 1: mel and Kim were quite the duo, and the four

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Speaker 1: of us became what we called Porch Talk time.

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Speaker 2: Just wanted what was it?

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Speaker 1: I know we had it was like a group text,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it started.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it started or why we named

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Speaker 2: I think we always wanted to. I think that was

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Speaker 1: And I don't know that we ever did it, but

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Speaker 3: You guys would go have lunch there sometimes, I think, right,

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Speaker 3: It's unlike any other show that I've ever worked on,

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Speaker 1: We've had people on the show and they've all kind

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Speaker 2: That's why it's not how I would have done it.

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Speaker 2: Wells not how we did it a Fuller House, but

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Speaker 2: not how it was done with the clipboard, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: I just recently dusted off the clipboard and was very

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Speaker 3: I found like pens in there, found a couple of wristbands.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, and they don't say Fuller House or anything

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Speaker 2: And we were like, let's buy these for twenty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Full full House. Yeah, I'll draw the little House. I'll

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Speaker 1: Wow, Kim, commitment, that's one thing about you. Absolutely committed,

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Speaker 1: happy to be of service. Oh boy, well, Kim, I

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Speaker 1: So please chime in with everything.

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Speaker 2: I've been training for the same my entire life. So

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Speaker 1: Season two, Episode eleven A Little Romance air January thirteenth,

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a little something like this,

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Speaker 1: at least that's what Andrew says. Okay, Becky gets the

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Speaker 1: surprised by her own bidding. Also, DJ gets her very

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Speaker 2: Fraser Fraser Fraser should say Fraser fras e R. That

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Speaker 1: We have John Apria who is returning back as Grandpa

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Speaker 1: She was a regular on the TV show Falcon Crest.

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Speaker 1: For those of you born in gen Z, Falcon Crest

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Speaker 1: Devera Marcus as Violet and a name that you might

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Speaker 1: So different for sure, Different for sure. So Jesse cuts

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Speaker 1: Kimmy tells her he wants to meet DJ after school

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Speaker 2: Steph says, well, not the third grade. They were on

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Speaker 1: them and it was on the playground and everybody clapped

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00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 1: and it Yeah.

441
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,919
Speaker 2: Yes, horrifying, just horrifying. Does not set you up for

442
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 2: romantic success in third and fourth and fifth grade, No,

443
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,479
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It doesn't.

444
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's because third and fourth graders

445
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 1: have no idea what they're doing.

446
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: And so yeah, I mean arguably, I still don't know.

447
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 2: Just true, that's true. And you're slightly larger than a

448
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 2: third or fourth grade a little bit, just a little bit,

449
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 2: a little bit, and that's what counts.

450
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 3: I have to talk about this bedroom while I'm here,

451
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 3: while we're in this bedroom. This bedroom was so cool

452
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 3: when I was a kid, this bedroom was like it, Yeah,

453
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: it's got the kid really wow.

454
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: The wallpaper, window seat, right, the geometric like primary colored,

455
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 2: very eighties. Yeah, it's cool. Not calming at all, wallpaper,

456
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 2: nothing about this room is meant to be calming. There's

457
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 2: so much happening. Just yeah, there's a lot.

458
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: There's a lot of color, a lot of there's a

459
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: lot of posters. There had a couple everywhere you look moments,

460
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 1: which I'll get to at the end, but there were

461
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: definitely a few.

462
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: I'm in this area. I'm excited. Also, you're so funny

463
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 2: in the scene. You're so stinking cute in your little voice,

464
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: little kid voice.

465
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: No, my little kid voice was. And my lisp, which

466
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 1: I my S is every kiss thing in a tree.

467
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everybody. Everything was hard with an S. But

468
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: it makes it even more adorable. So true.

469
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: True, But I did go to speech therapy because it's

470
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: not as adorable as you get older, then it just

471
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: feels well, it can be.

472
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I

473
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 2: think you could pull that. You could. People pull it

474
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: off all the time. Totally. It's great. I could not. Okay,

475
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 2: here we.

476
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: Are at the school bike Cracks, the place where it

477
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 1: all happens, the the almost the room where it happens,

478
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: but not quite. Kimmy reminds DJ they have to be cool.

479
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: When Michael gets there and DJ asks Kimmy how she looks.

480
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: Kimmy answers, you look great and asks how she looks.

481
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: DJ looks at her confused, what's the difference? Kind of

482
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: an I don't. I kind of didn't get is it me?

483
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: Why didn't I?

484
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: I also didn't totally get it, like, because you could

485
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 3: read it as what's the difference is I'm here to

486
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 3: meet is it?

487
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 2: Is it? What's the what's the difference if she looks

488
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 2: good or not? But then it also could be what's

489
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 2: the difference? You look like you always do? Yeah?

490
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: I don't, Yeah, I was This could be taken many ways. Ye,

491
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: so I was a little confused by the joke, but

492
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 1: but yeah, what's the difference? I think I don't know

493
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: what's the different DJ was like was like, this doesn't

494
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: really involve you, so it doesn't matter.

495
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 2: And then Michael played by.

496
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,479
Speaker 1: Jonathan Brandis, who is just so adorable and walks in

497
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: like he just what a teenage dream, truly such a cutie.

498
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: He walks up, Hey, gibbler, Kimmy quickly says by leaning

499
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: into DJ, tell me everything, and leaves.

500
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 2: The two alone. Michael and DJ nervously say hi to

501
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: each other.

502
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: Michael points at the bikes, A lot of bikes, huh,

503
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: DJ awkwardly responds, as you do, good thing. They got

504
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: all these bike racks, and the silence continues, and then Michael.

505
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: Breaks it to ask DJ if she's eating lunch tomorrow.

506
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: DJ nods her head and Michael.

507
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: Reveals me too, Oh shocking, Right, they both eat lunch,

508
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: maybe they could eat together, and DJ says okay, but

509
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: she asks him, like, won't people think that we're boyfriend

510
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: and girlfriend? And he shrugs and he said, well, yeah,

511
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: maybe is that okay? Which remember when it was that

512
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: easy to like be someone's boyfriend or girlfriend and they

513
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: were like, hey, I'm gonna be my girlfriend and you're

514
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: like sure, great, and then like you didn't really ever

515
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: do anything. Maybe you ate lunch together like one or

516
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: two times, and usually within like ten days to two weeks,

517
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: it was like, oh we broke up, yeah yeah, but

518
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: we never Usually it was like we broke up because

519
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 1: I don't think we ever really talked, so it was

520
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: kind of done.

521
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: Just easy to yeah, so simple, so simple.

522
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: And so he says, yeah, maybe is that okay? And

523
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: DJ smiles and says yes, and Michael offers her a

524
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: friendship bracelet. Now, in the eighties late eighties, friendship bracelets

525
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: were big. We were constantly making them on set. There

526
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: were all different kinds of patterns and designs. They weren't

527
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: the little like rubber bandy things. They were like the

528
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 1: actual k nodded types of friendship bracelets, very big, and

529
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: if someone gave you a friendship bracelet that was matrix

530
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: basically an engagement basically yes, And this was pre Taylor

531
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: Swift friendship bracelet days.

532
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 2: Those are like the little beaded ones. This was These

533
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: required skill and knowledge and a small amount of weaving,

534
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 2: which is why I was never very successful. You really

535
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: had to focus on it, which is why they were

536
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 2: so important. When someone gave you one. Yeah.

537
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: Now, as soon as the bracelet is secured, cheering erupts

538
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: from the bushes where a gaggle of children circle them

539
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: in excitement. Also very elementary school, where it's like you

540
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: think you're like behind the bleachers, you know, kissing somebody,

541
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, seventeen people run out from

542
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: behind the handball wall and were.

543
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god. Yeah, I was mortified for her,

544
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 2: right yeah.

545
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: Oh, And Kimmy runs up and says, we have a boyfriend,

546
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: which was so great because it's such a yeah, like

547
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: this is a joint experience, which is why she was

548
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: concerned about how she looked. And importantly, Steph is there too,

549
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: and cheerfully adds, it's about time in just the best

550
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: little bit of Steph Shade trying to make it like

551
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: she's gonna wind up an old maid.

552
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 2: So good.

553
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 3: Well, in the previous episode, stuff just got married. So

554
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 3: she is worried. It's her older sister, that's true.

555
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: She's like, she's like, look you, yeah, she's worried that

556
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 1: she's gonna become a spinster. Luckily that's not happening with

557
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: the exchange of this friendship bracelet.

558
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 2: There, they're in it for life.

559
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 3: Now, you're were any of these kids, these kids in

560
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 3: the scene friends with you like in real life?

561
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: I don't know.

562
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: If they I didn't look at that crowd, but I

563
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: think because they were like more DJ and Michael's friends

564
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: and a little bit older, I think they were kind

565
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: of more like Canvas and Andrea's age. What I should

566
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: have paid better attention. I can't believe I didn't. That's

567
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: okay to who was in the crowd?

568
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: Should we hit pause?

569
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 3: You can go back watch the whole series one more

570
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 3: time real quick and.

571
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: Then come back.

572
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: That would be great, let's do that. I think that's

573
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: Scott trying to get out of the showing. Fine, No,

574
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm okare now And now we enter the Tanners living room.

575
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: Steph and Michelle are playing seven Cars stud with Grandpa

576
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: Nick as you do you know, yeah, some serious gambling

577
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: when you're a child, and Steph suggests some pretty wacky

578
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: rules for the next hand. They didn't sound wacky to

579
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: me because I have no idea how to play seven

580
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: Cards Studs, so I probably would still suggest all of

581
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: those things being wild and or is counting.

582
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: Your name's right? To me, I don't see anything wrong

583
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,479
Speaker 2: with this, nothing wrong at all. Uh.

584
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: Michelle lifts her cards in the air and says bingo.

585
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: Steph quickly reminds her that you're playing the wrong game, obviously,

586
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: because Steph knows totally what she's talking about.

587
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: In this game, it's a made up game. It's totally

588
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: a made up game. Yeah, so bingo ya whatever. Yeah.

589
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: DJ rushes down the stairs, encouraging the boys to hurry

590
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: so that they aren't late, and in walk from the

591
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: top of the stairs, Danny, Joey and Jesse strutting their

592
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: stuff in tuxedos. So handsome, so handsome, although I thought

593
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: Jesse was either wearing Adidas track pants with his tuxedo

594
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: or that he was going for like more of the

595
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: Mariachi vibe. Yeah, and that red uh the red cumber bun.

596
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: Oh again, so eighties with the with the red cumber

597
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: bun and the bow tie.

598
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: I didn't quite get the pants. I thought. I was like,

599
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: are those breakaway pants? Like? Is he gonna rip them

600
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: off like and break dance? How it's gonna get more actions?

601
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: Right, That's that's I was like, did I not remember

602
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: this part of the date auction that he does this?

603
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: But uh no, they were just they just had some

604
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: stripes down the side.

605
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. They they surprised me.

606
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,479
Speaker 3: Also, I don't know if it was like he's, you know,

607
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 3: the rock and roll one, he's got the ele.

608
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got him ready, so he's gotta be a

609
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: little different. Hey.

610
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: You know what, Jesse took a fashion choice, and as

611
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: we will see later.

612
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: It paid off. Yeah. His bravery worked. His bravery worked.

613
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: Steph admires how handsome they all look, and they deflect

614
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: the compliment by waving their arms in unison nah, which

615
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: also means tell me more.

616
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

617
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: Now, DJ is trying to get them to leave asap,

618
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: so she pulls Danny toward the door, and Danny, as

619
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: any parent, is wondering, why are you rushing me out?

620
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: Because this is odd, and Steph, of course, is quick

621
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: to let Danny in on the on the deal, she

622
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: doesn't want you to meet her new boyfriend Michael Jesse

623
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: and Joey Oooh in unison, Danny smirks, I thought Michael

624
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: was coming over to do homework. Since when is he

625
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: your boyfriend? DJ reveals since Tuesday at lunch.

626
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 2: Steph also makes sure to mention the bracelet, basically making her,

627
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: you know, the.

628
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: Spiller of all of DJ's secrets and prompting another ooh

629
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: from the uncles.

630
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: You can't.

631
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: Steph is always just if she's there, she's telling everything, yeah,

632
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: and you don't always know she's going to be there.

633
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: Sometimes she's you know.

634
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: Sure, she kind of sneaks in and she's like, hey,

635
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: by the way, I got some good information. Yeah, like

636
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: a typical little sister, just always ruining things. But the

637
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: doorbell rings and DJ begs her dad not to embarrass her.

638
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: She's really hoping that it's Becky, so as she's running

639
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: to the door.

640
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: She's like, be Rebecca, be Rebcca, be Rebecca.

641
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: But she opens the door and it's Michael, her boyfriend,

642
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: looking adorable with those big blue eyes. DJ quickly pulls

643
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: Michael away for homework, but Danny manages to grab him

644
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: and introduce himself and shake hands, and then the doorbell

645
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: rings again, giving DJ an opening Discoury away with Michael

646
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: and says, come on, now's our chance, which is very

647
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: smart to escape.

648
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: The parents or parental figures. When you're that age, you're like, please,

649
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 2: just don't, especially when there's so many of them.

650
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: Right, when there's so many of them and they're apt

651
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: to say something embarrassing. So Jesse opens the door to Becky,

652
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: who looks absolutely stunning, Right, what a babe? And she's

653
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: leaning up against the doorframe just looking like she's so

654
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: nos Yes, I am a babe and I love it,

655
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: like the confidence, the sparkly jacket, the black pantyhose, all

656
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: of it, the side clip of the carrette, and the big.

657
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: Hair just eighties fab all over the place. And she

658
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 2: looks absolutely stunning. So they all follow Becky off to

659
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: the fundraiser. Of course, Jesse gives a well.

660
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: Deserved have mercy, and she compliments them on their looks,

661
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: and they, of course say nah.

662
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: And follow her out and head off to the fundraiser.

663
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: And left in the living room is just Steph, Michelle

664
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: and Grandpa Nick playing this wild game of cards. And

665
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: Steph tells Grandpa Nick, I see your two flintstone stickers

666
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: and raise you three. Hello kiddies, huge wagroom, and he

667
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: says well. He calls and says I, I've got seven queens.

668
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: But Steph, she has seven aces. Again, Michelle shouts bingo

669
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: and collects all.

670
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 2: Of the stickers. It's the whole thing's a mess because

671
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 2: when Michelle says bingo, it does sound like she's saying mango.

672
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 2: Both times. I mean close enough.

673
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 3: It's close enough. So now we've got mango seven aces.

674
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 3: I don't even think that's you have seven cards in

675
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 3: your hand, nor do you think you have aces?

676
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: But I love it.

677
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: How do you even get seven aces out of a four?

678
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: I guess are you playing with two decks?

679
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

680
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: Again, I know nothing about seven cards, stud All I

681
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: know is bingo.

682
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, she went, I actually do no, no bingo.

683
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 2: I haven't played bingo in a long time, so great,

684
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 2: but you got to go to like the series Bengo

685
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 2: Hall with like the old ladies with the dabbers and

686
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 2: the little like good luck charms on the thing. It's

687
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 2: an experience. Okay, I want to go. Okay, oh Kim,

688
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 2: we're doing it. Okay, okay bingo.

689
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: In the Tanner's kitchen, we find Michael seated at the

690
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: kitchen table doing homework as DJ explains that, yes, her

691
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: dad was alive when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

692
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: Michael absolutely can't believe it, considering it's in their history book,

693
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: and it's I get it when your kids are like,

694
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: no way, you were alive.

695
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 2: And you're like, that was like twenty years ago. It's

696
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 2: not even that long ago. It hurts. Are we old?

697
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: S Okay, we weren't alive when Neil Armstrong walked on

698
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: the moon, so we're not that old.

699
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: So there you go.

700
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: So Michael announces he has to get home. DJ asks

701
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: about lunch tomorrow, and Michael answers, I can't. I promised

702
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: Kathy Santoni I'd sit with her tomorrow.

703
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 2: Oh w.

704
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: DJ is confused, Sure, she says, you can't sit with

705
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Kathy Santoni at lunch tomorrow because everyone will thank your

706
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: boyfriend girlfriend like they did with us. Buddy Michael shrugs.

707
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: Maybe DJ is shocked, but I thought we were boyfriend girlfriend.

708
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: Michael admits DJ's nice and smart and fun. But Kathy

709
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: Santoni is so pretty that hurt so my heart.

710
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 2: He is. This is the like.

711
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: The first it was Jesse. Now he's starting to reform

712
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: a little bit, but then we got this kid. They're

713
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: like the the original members of f Boy Island. Yes,

714
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: like the original cast members of f Boy Island. Is

715
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: are these types of dudes awful? And let me tell you, ladies,

716
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: if you run into them in elementary school, run the

717
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: other way.

718
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: It's they're not. It's not gonna get better.

719
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: They're not gonna they're gonna ask for that friendship bracelet

720
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: back and give it right to somebody else.

721
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not worth it. No, don't fall for it.

722
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: No, And this is you know, we keep hearing about

723
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: the infamous Kathy Santoni, which eventually we do meet, But

724
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: Kathy is sort of the character that lives off screen

725
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: that we don't see, who is the one that just

726
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: gets all of the stuff.

727
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 2: She's she's that girl.

728
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, of all the people that he's gonna sit

729
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 3: with that, it's Kathy Santoni.

730
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: Is just right? It hurts, yeah, it hurts. So Michael

731
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: thanks her for helping with his homework.

732
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 3: I never trusted this guy. He was really into the bikes.

733
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 3: He was asking too many questions about the bikes when

734
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 3: we first met him.

735
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: I didn't trust this.

736
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: Right, no, no, no, enough about her. He was like, so

737
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: hey about these bikes?

738
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: Uh yeah yeah. All the while, all he wanted to

739
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: do was copy DJ's homework. I don't like it.

740
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: So he thanks her for helping with the homework and

741
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: takes off Jay sits down and rips off that friendship

742
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: bracelet and just buries her face in her hands. And

743
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 1: I was heartbroken as we went to this commercial break.

744
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: So just so, I just felt so bad for DJ.

745
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: What a little yeah, what use me? But seriously, what

746
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: do you think Kimmy Gibbler did to him the next day?

747
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 2: I feel like Kimmy handled this the next day and

748
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: it was game. You know what, though, I feel.

749
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: Like what Kimmy did was like just spread an embarrassing

750
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: rumor around about him, like or maybe she confronted him.

751
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: I don't know what do you think. Because also Kimmy

752
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 2: kind of like she's still struggling with wanting to be

753
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 2: kind of cool and accepted as you do at that age.

754
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 2: So I don't know if she would have like maybe

755
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: gone up to it, but I definitely think she would

756
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 2: have been like, oh, but we're gonna.

757
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 3: I think I think a rumor. I think she would

758
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 3: have started a rumor. Yeeah, let's her kind of handle.

759
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: It, which is not nice to do, which is not

760
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: nice to do. But you know what, what he did

761
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: was not nice. So sometimes that's what happens.

762
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: Two wrongs make her right.

763
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: I think that's actually not true, but sometimes two wrongs

764
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: just feels appropriate.

765
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 2: Okay, now, poor DJ.

766
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: We come back from commercial break and we're in DJ's

767
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: room where she's staring at the wall.

768
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 2: Steph walks in, why did your boyfriend leave so soon?

769
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: She asks? DJ, sighs, I don't have a boyfriend, and

770
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: completely not reading the room again as little sisters do

771
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 2: with zero tact, she just says, so did he dump you?

772
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: And DJ clarifies and.

773
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: Says they broke up because they yes, yes he did,

774
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: and Steph just is poking her finger right in that wound,

775
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: just right on it, she says that DJ says she

776
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: just wants to be left alone. So DJ grabs Steph

777
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: sleeping back, her pillow, her pajamas, and instructs her to

778
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: sleep in Michelle's room, pushing her out the door because

779
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: the last person that DJ wants around right now is

780
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: Steph and her lack of empathy and tact and questions

781
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: very fast.

782
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 2: So the door gets.

783
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: Slammed in Steph's face and she shouts out, aren't you

784
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: forgetting something? And poor mister behar he's sitting right here,

785
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: He's sitting here. Mister bear gets hurled out the door

786
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: and slammed into a wall.

787
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: I am so sorry. I I how rude? Was that

788
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: was it?

789
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: That was all that Steph said was how rude And

790
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. But as you can see, he survived

791
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: and he's fine.

792
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: You know, he's all good. Little minor frontal lobe damage

793
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 2: but no, he's great. Yeah, he's OK. Good. I'm glad.

794
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 2: The throwing really took me aback. I was like, oh

795
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 2: my god, Yeah, DJ was not.

796
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 1: Having Stephanie. That was an aggressive mister bear throw.

797
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: Yes, poor mister bear bear. But you know what, Steph

798
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: should have just read the room a little better. She's

799
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 2: really got to learn pay attention. She's never once read

800
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: a room. That's true. Or maybe she's just like, I

801
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: don't care. That's truth. Here's what happened. Yeah, also possible. Sure.

802
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 2: Now we get to the auction, which.

803
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: There are some moments in there. First of all, there's

804
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: an everywhere you look moment that I will get to

805
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: at the end, but just know we're coming back to it,

806
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: and it's, uh, it's pretty awesome.

807
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: So excited. We get to the auction.

808
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: Danny and Jesse are standing around when a a woman

809
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: walks up to Jesse and checks out his name badge

810
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: number twelve. I'll remember that she winks and pinches his

811
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 1: butt before walking.

812
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 2: Away, which is called assault.

813
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: But in the eighties people thought that was appropriate and funny,

814
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna leave it. In nineteen eighty nine,

815
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: Jesse did not appreciate the butt grabbing, obviously, but Danny says, well,

816
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: at least she noticed you. I feel like I'm back

817
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: in high school. Nobody wants me. I'll probably get a.

818
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 2: ZiT so true. Joey assures them this will be funny.

819
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: Joey's very on.

820
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: Board for this. I will say he is like, auction

821
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: me off. I am here for it.

822
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 2: I love it. I love his energy about this whole thing.

823
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: You know what, And he actually says, he says, now

824
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: we know how women feel. Let's go to the bathroom together,

825
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: because that's what women do, ye not I there's always

826
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 1: a good party in the bathroom with you know, once

827
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: you get in after the line, that's true.

828
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 2: So Becky walks up to check.

829
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: In, and Jesse admits he wants to leave, until a

830
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: woman named Crystal walks up and asks if Jesse is

831
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: one of the bachelor's. He smiles and flashes his name

832
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: tag tomato number twelve, implying that he's a piece of

833
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,919
Speaker 1: produce that's being shopped for at a market. Okay, all right,

834
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: I think I don't know. Maybe that's the reference that

835
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: I made. I think that's what it is.

836
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 2: That makes sense.

837
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 1: So Crystal took the liberty of buying Jesse some champagne,

838
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: and Jesse.

839
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 2: Raises a toast to charity.

840
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: Becky sarcastically announces he's a true humanitarian and slaps him.

841
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 2: On the back before walking away.

842
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: Okay, so Jesse's like, fine, you're gonna auction me off.

843
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 2: But here's that this is this is what happens. Yeah,

844
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,919
Speaker 2: I like a little jealous Becky, Well, yeah, a little

845
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: jealous little bit for her competition. It is it is.

846
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: Becky because you know she's kinda toyed a little back

847
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: and forth.

848
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 2: She knows she's she's in control, so this is he's

849
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: got her on her toes. Yeah.

850
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: Now we go to Michelle's room. Michelle is standing up

851
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: in her crib and Steph is asleep on the floor

852
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: having been kicked out of DJ's room.

853
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 2: Grandpa Nick eners.

854
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: Telling Michelle, Ah, it's fun that she has a roommate.

855
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 1: Michelle holds her finger to her mouth, sh stephie nine night,

856
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: which was so cute, cute, and Grandpa Nixon's He'll try

857
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: to keep it down and walks out. Then again, like

858
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: a true little sister, Michelle throws a pillow on STEP's

859
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: face and says wake up and then giggles insanely, which

860
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: I remember doing that and they loved. I mean, they

861
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: were at that age where it's so fun for a

862
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 1: toddler to throw things off a high chair or out

863
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: of a crib and watch them fall, and if they're

864
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: falling and hitting someone in the face and you know,

865
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: waking them up. That was endlessly entertaining, So that little

866
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: giggle at the end was one hundred percent real.

867
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: They were having a blast. She nailed you right in

868
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 2: the face. She did well, I mean she wanted to

869
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: wake me up.

870
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: So that's it was a pillow though, So I'll give

871
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: her that at least, at least it was thrown less

872
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: violently than mister Bhar.

873
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 3: Everything in the world has been thrown less violently. Yeah, then,

874
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 3: mister Bear, Yeah yeah.

875
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: So we come back to the auction and Danny is

876
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: on stage having just auctioned off Bachelor h Our bachelor

877
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: named Jeff for three hundred dollars. Now, Jeff is actually

878
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: one of John Stamos's very good friends, Al Nasser, who

879
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,479
Speaker 1: they've known each other since high school. I became really

880
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: good friends with Al as well. My family became good

881
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: friends with him. Uh, and he worked at Disneyland, and

882
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: we became friends because John had introduced us all and

883
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: then when we would go to Disneyland, he'd be like, hey,

884
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: give me, you know, give me a call, let me

885
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: know if you're going to come into the park. And

886
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: so he meet up with us and maybe we'd get

887
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: on a ride here and there and he worked his

888
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: way up through the ranks of Disney and actually became

889
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 1: very high up in the Disneyland park system and was

890
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: just an absolutely lovely human being.

891
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: I went to his wedding. He just a really, really

892
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 2: great guy.

893
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's one of Stemos's friends. Fun, so very fun,

894
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: and I think Al did a couple like guest appearances

895
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: on stuff as a you know, background artist. So yeah,

896
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: so again all of the you know fun and there's

897
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: some family members in there too.

898
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 2: We'll get to that.

899
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: So having auctioned off Jeff, Danny says, who would have

900
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: guessed that's something that's wonderful would happen to you on

901
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 1: your first.

902
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: Day of parole. Solid joke, right, The audience gasps.

903
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: Danny's just kidding, And I feel like that's probably that

904
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: was a joke that Bob was like, we.

905
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 2: Should do this. This is it's good. Now, it's great.

906
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: Now on to the next contestant.

907
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: Feast your eyes on Bachelor number ten for an evening

908
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: of dinner and dancing at Luigi's two weeks from now.

909
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 1: Mister Joey Gladstone and Danny starts the bidding as Joey

910
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: uses finger guns to blast the audience pew pee pee.

911
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never seen so many finger guns from one person.

912
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 2: A lot of yeah.

913
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that's what Joey does when he's

914
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable. He was feeling a little self conscious

915
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: and he was like, finger guns. You know, that's kind

916
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: of the the cool guy move.

917
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 2: He looks cool doing it. Honestly, he pulled it off.

918
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 2: But he pulled it off.

919
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: If anyone can do the little finger gun thing, he

920
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: did a great job.

921
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: Not something you hear often about finger guns, but he

922
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 2: did a great job.

923
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: So the bidding slows down at around two hundred dollars

924
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: and Danny starts the sales pitch. Look, you buy him,

925
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: you buy a date with anyone your fantasy's desire. Because

926
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: he's talking about how Joey is so amazing at impressions,

927
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: he says Tom Selleck, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone. Joey does

928
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: some physical impressions. He does a Tom Selleck mustache, and

929
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: that Sylvester Stallone is short, which.

930
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if a lot of people got that joke,

931
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 2: but uh, but yeah, this is how I learned that

932
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: Sylvester Stallone is short.

933
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: He is he is not a he is not a

934
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: tall man, but he will punch you right in the face. Oh,

935
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that, Like for a fact,

936
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: I'm saying he's rocky, that's what I've that's I know.

937
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: I don't know mister stallone or if he just randomly

938
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: punches people in the face. Okay, So Joey gets some

939
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 1: more bids and he's sold for three hundred dollars, tying

940
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: that recently parolled other gentlemen. The buyer is an older

941
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: lady with a bird on her hat, because who doesn't

942
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: need a bird on their hat? But she admits that

943
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: Joey isn't for her. He's a gift to her granddaughter,

944
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: who is a very attractive woman and is not an

945
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: older lady with a bird on her hat. So Joey

946
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: is pleasantly surprised, to say the least. Now, Danny attempts

947
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: to move on to bachelor number twelve when Becky stops him.

948
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: Don't forget number eleven, which is Danny the auctioneer. So

949
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: Becky comes up and takes the mic and introduces everyone

950
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: to mister Danny Tanner. Look, he could change colors. He

951
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: is turning red right before our eyes. It's like a chameleon.

952
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: Danny is extremely uncomfortable. He gets his first bid at

953
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars and runs up to the lady to

954
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: personally hug her. He gets one hundred and fifty and

955
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: he can't hide his excitement. Don't stop now, ladies, I

956
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: can go all night.

957
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: That was a joke. I didn't understand when I was

958
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 2: a kid. That was a joke I didn't get when

959
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 2: I was a kid. And then every when every woman

960
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: in the audience throws up their bidding card and one

961
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: woman stands up, and that one woman, by the way,

962
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: is none other than Janice Sweeten. Oh my god, I

963
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 2: gotta go back and watch one more time.

964
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: Yes, that woman that stands up in excitement after the

965
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: don't stop now, ladies, I can go all night joke

966
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: is Jenis Sweeten.

967
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: And I tell what I tell you.

968
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: I was watching the episode and I had to pause

969
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: it and burst out laughing for so many reasons because

970
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I didn't get that

971
00:49:59,440 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: joke before.

972
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's my mom. She totally gets the

973
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: joke and things it's hilarious and like it was just

974
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 2: it was a lot, and also like her very eighties.

975
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: Hair was great, that's amazing.

976
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 1: Good job, janis, good job, and he explains, no, no, no,

977
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: I think you misunderstood me. And he is completely flustered

978
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: and tongue tied, and finally he is sold to the

979
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: lady with a burden heer hat. Danny asks if she

980
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: has another granddaughter, which he's hoping that he'll get.

981
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 2: I guess as lucky as.

982
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: Joey, and the woman responds, Oh, no, sweetie, you're for me.

983
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna boogie all night long, and Danny hands her

984
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: a rose and says that he's gonna make sure and.

985
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 2: Take a nap that day, which it's true. I can't

986
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 2: do anything at night without an app these days, can't

987
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: do anything during the day without an app. Why did

988
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 2: Danny have to do his own auction? I feel like

989
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: he could have gotten so much fun.

990
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: To Danny, he well, but I think he was so

991
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with it that I think he just wanted it

992
00:50:58,840 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: to be over.

993
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then he was like flattered by it.

994
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: But then I think maybe he was hoping for another granddaughter.

995
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: When the lady with the bird onto the hat, so

996
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, great, I'll go with you, thinking it's

997
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: gonna work, And instead he got the bird lady.

998
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 2: Who seemed perfectly lovely.

999
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: Also who seemed completely lovely. I bet they're gonna have

1000
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 1: a great time. They're gonna go out dancing. She's got

1001
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: both hips replace now she is ready to go.

1002
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: He's gonna be there. Obviously you can't.

1003
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: I mean, she can't leave the house without the bird hat.

1004
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: So Danny now moves on to Bachelor number twelve. Mister

1005
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: Jesse couts upliss. Jesse casually stands up, being ever so cool, uh,

1006
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: and Danny introduces him. He is an up and coming

1007
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 1: advertising jingle writer and a musician and one incredibly impatient,

1008
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: probably pretty horny. Lady says, just start the bidding already,

1009
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 1: So uh, I guess everyone has been.

1010
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 2: Waiting for Bachelor number two.

1011
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 1: Danny asks for one hundred dollars and everyone raises their cards.

1012
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:04,479
Speaker 2: Again.

1013
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: Crystal, who we met previously, is cutting the bs and

1014
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: just bids one thousand dollars.

1015
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: That's not how auction works at all, Crystal.

1016
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: It I mean it's not, but it is because also

1017
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: then you've got to go higher than that. I mean,

1018
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: I'm that's slightly less than an indecent proposal. It's more

1019
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: just a poor idea of a proposal, all right. Sensing

1020
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: a win, she starts to take the stage and grab

1021
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: Jesse's arm, and he sarcastically says, one thousand dollars for

1022
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: a night with me.

1023
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 2: No pressure there.

1024
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 1: Danny starts to wrap up the bidding, one thousand dollars,

1025
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: going once, going twice, and suddenly Becky stands up and

1026
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: shouts eleven hundred and then looks completely shocked that those

1027
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: words came out of her mouth and that she is

1028
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: standing up. It's as if her body and mouth reacted

1029
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: before her brain did, which happens sometimes. Yeah, can really

1030
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: can definitely relate. Although it's never been that I've bought

1031
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: a date with someone.

1032
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 3: Don't worry about who's buying dates, Jody. That's not you know,

1033
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 3: that's not Did people do what they need to do?

1034
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: Look I am hey, people do what they got it

1035
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 2: I do. I look concerned. I'm just saying that that.

1036
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: Thankfully, I've never had my body react to an auction

1037
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 1: without me and thus spent more money than I could

1038
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: afford to. Yeah, So Becky stands up and shouts eleven

1039
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: hundred and shocking herself. Crystal now one ups her and

1040
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 1: Becky goes higher, bidding thirteen hundred. Crystal goes for fourteen hundred.

1041
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: Becky bids a whopping seventeen hundred, and Danny asks eighteen hundred.

1042
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: Crystal responds, take him. I could never explain eighteen hundred

1043
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 1: dollars to my husband, ma'am again right, She was like,

1044
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: it was a charity auction. The fact that it came

1045
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: with a handsome man that I went out with for

1046
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: an evening is none of his business.

1047
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.

1048
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: But Crystal lost, so now she doesn't have to explain

1049
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: that eighteen hundred dollars charge to her husband, and Becky

1050
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: now has to come up with seventeen hundred dollars. Yeah,

1051
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: Becky wins, but she feels like maybe she.

1052
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 2: Got a little carried away, just a little bit. Yeah, maybe,

1053
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 2: because you know, she didn't have to pay for it.

1054
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: In retrospect, well.

1055
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: Again hindsight, you know what they say. It's something sure,

1056
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: for sure, it's twenty twenty. Yep, not the year, although

1057
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: it does feel like it. Okay Tanner's living room. Everyone

1058
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 1: is returning home from the auction and Grandpa Nick asks

1059
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: how it went. Joey tells him he got a great girl,

1060
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: and Danny says that he got her grandmother.

1061
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 2: Also a great girl. Yeah, woman, lady. Yes.

1062
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: Jesse reveals that Becky spent seventeen hundred dollars on him,

1063
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: and Nick can't believe it.

1064
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 2: He says, what are you nuts?

1065
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: Becky says it was for a good cause and then

1066
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: quickly changes the subject and asks how the kids are,

1067
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: which I also.

1068
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 2: Think is so sweet and such a like. It shows

1069
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 2: that Becky's.

1070
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: Really kind of becoming part of the family and the

1071
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: group and caring about the kids and you know, all

1072
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: everybody in the house, and she's.

1073
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:21,479
Speaker 2: Becoming a part.

1074
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's trying to deflect, but she's genuinely asked. I

1075
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 3: think she genuinely is like, how are the kids?

1076
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 2: How was that night? Exactly?

1077
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 1: So Grandpa Nick tells them that Steph slept in Michelle's

1078
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 1: room because DJ's boyfriend broke up with her. Danny sighs,

1079
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 1: her first broken heart. This sounds like a job for dad,

1080
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: which is probably the last person that she'd wanted to

1081
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: talk to as a teenage girl.

1082
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 2: But but but he's trying. But Danny is trying kind

1083
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 2: of right now is the only option, right, That's right?

1084
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 2: I mean right, that's who else. Yeah, Steph was a

1085
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: terrible source of comfort anything. She made it worse. She

1086
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 2: made it way worse.

1087
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: And so Danny's like, I'm gonna try, so Joey and

1088
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 1: Jesse follow him as his junior dads to help, and.

1089
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: What if she was asleep? Though?

1090
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 3: Also, you know what, I just I just played this

1091
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 3: out in my head. So how did Nick find out?

1092
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: Did do we think that Steph is because dj.

1093
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: Didn't seem like she would want to tell people Stef Steph,

1094
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 2: Steph is the source of all of the things. Yeah,

1095
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 2: she was like, here's what happened. I'm gonna tell you. Yeah.

1096
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 2: Love this.

1097
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because after Michelle woke her up from the floor,

1098
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: she went downstairs to go play another hand of seven

1099
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: card stud with Grandpa Nick, thus sweeping all the stickers

1100
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: back for herself and explaining the situation.

1101
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: Of why she was on the floor. I love it.

1102
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 2: I think makes sense. Yeah, I thought it checks out.

1103
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: So now, with just Becky left in the room, Nick

1104
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: asks her, you paid seventeen hundred bucks for Jesse.

1105
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 2: Huh.

1106
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware of this, but you

1107
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: could have had him for free. Becky groans in one

1108
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: absolute realization that she knows that, and at least the

1109
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: money's going to a good cause, right charity to just

1110
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: keep reminding.

1111
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 2: Yourself, Becky charity, good cause, it's a tax right off?

1112
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: Even better?

1113
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 4: There you go.

1114
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.

1115
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: Upstairs to DJ's room, the three handsome Auction to bachelors

1116
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: walk into comfort DJ, who is awake on her bed. Luckily,

1117
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: since they just came into the room, they heard what happened,

1118
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: and she tells them it's because she isn't pretty, which

1119
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: is h so not true. Danny tells her that's not true.

1120
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: He thinks she's very pretty, and DJ says, you have

1121
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: to think that you're my dad, and it's so true

1122
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: because whenever you're like but no, your kids are like,

1123
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: you're just telling you that because you're my parent, And

1124
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: that's not always true. Sometimes you have a parent, but

1125
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: sometimes you tell your kids the truth. And in that

1126
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: case you're like, no, I'm actually this is really for real,

1127
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: and I think Danny was really trying.

1128
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 2: But then it goes sideways.

1129
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: Danny attempts to DJ the story of the Ugly Duckling,

1130
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: which of course makes DJ think that they're calling her ugly,

1131
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: and she runs out of the room and locks herself

1132
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and the guys run after her, explaining

1133
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: that they don't think she's.

1134
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: Ugly, it's the duck that's ugly.

1135
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: But if you've ever had any sort of interaction with

1136
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: a preteen or teenage girl, you know that if you

1137
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: get something out in the first half of the sentence

1138
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound.

1139
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 2: The way that they think it should, that you've lost them.

1140
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 2: You have lost it. They now have gone off on

1141
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 2: a completely different tangent.

1142
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: You call them ugly, you think they're this, you think

1143
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: and it's all bad, and you're like, I didn't and

1144
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: you're like.

1145
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what just happened. Yeah, So the three

1146
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 2: dads have just been.

1147
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: Just teenage girl all over the place where they were

1148
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: trying to help, and instead it's all gone way worse.

1149
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 3: Very realistic writing the way they're so realistic, Oh so realistic.

1150
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, where you're just like, wow, I really lit that

1151
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: on fire. So at the same time, Becky walks up

1152
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: the stairs and they tell her that they were trying

1153
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: to tell her the story of the Ugly Duckley, and

1154
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: she says, I, I can't believe.

1155
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: That you started to tell that story. You never tell

1156
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: that story unless it's about some other kid. This is

1157
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:25,439
Speaker 2: this is the helpful tips. Yet women and and and

1158
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 2: those who think more emotionally. This is the conclusion that

1159
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 2: they come to, not just women, but they were not

1160
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 2: used to thinking like this. They just came from being

1161
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: auctioned off for dates. They're not that's.

1162
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: True, they're not in the I mean, yeah, it's there's

1163
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: a lot happening in this episode in regards to emotions

1164
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: and things. Anyway, So Danny asks Becky if she will

1165
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: talk to DJ and the guys all leave, and Joey

1166
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: turns around and he says he knew that they should

1167
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: have told her about Hansel and Kretel.

1168
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 2: Jesse says, that's for kids in the woods.

1169
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, sure, tell the kids about being chomped in

1170
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 3: the woods.

1171
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: Just leave the fairy tales out of it. Guys that

1172
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: she's too old for that now, it's just don't do that.

1173
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 1: Thank goodness, Becky's there. So Steph comes out of Michelle's room,

1174
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: finally happy to be able to go back into her

1175
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: empty room because she's heard all the commotion outside. She

1176
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: walks into her Room's like, oh great, my the door's open.

1177
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: But she forgot her stuff, so she has to turn

1178
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: around and in that small amount of time that she

1179
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: has gone back to Michelle's room to collect her sleeping

1180
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: bag and Bear.

1181
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 2: Well, she brought.

1182
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: Mister Bear first, Yeah, obviously, because he's the most important transport,

1183
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: so then she has to go back for everything else.

1184
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: By the time that she gets back to the door,

1185
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: Becky and DJ have walked back into the room, shutting

1186
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: it and leaving Steph in the hallway locked out.

1187
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 2: Eventually, it opens.

1188
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: Just long enough to again violently throw mister Bear into

1189
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: the wall, and she picks him up and hugs him

1190
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: and says, I'm sorry, mister Bret.

1191
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 2: You've had a rough night, and he really has, he

1192
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 2: really has.

1193
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: He didn't do anything to deserve being tossed against that wall.

1194
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 2: But god, it's all right, poor mister bhar.

1195
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 3: You're you're crossing here from the two bedrooms. The back

1196
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 3: and forth made me laugh so hard I had to

1197
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 3: pause it and go back and watch it again.

1198
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 2: It was wait, thank you, why? Thank you?

1199
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: So now we are back in the bedroom and DJ

1200
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: tells Becky that there's nothing to talk about. She's ugly,

1201
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: boys don't like her and that's it. Becky assures her

1202
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: that's not true, and she understands how she's feeling. Which

1203
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: this is what Deeede needs to hear from that female

1204
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: perspective right now, she says, in the seventh grade, despite

1205
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: the fact that you know, Becky is now absolutely stunning

1206
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:57,439
Speaker 1: and gorgeous, Becky had the biggest crush on a boy

1207
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: spin but he only liked blonde because I remember Becky's

1208
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: from Nebraska, Nebraska, right midwest, lots of I guess, sort

1209
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: of German Midwestern farm type boys.

1210
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 2: Lots of fens in Nebraska. Ben was an exchange student.

1211
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1212
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: Anyway, he only liked blondes, which is really says a

1213
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: lot about Spen, and I think she was better off

1214
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: avoiding him.

1215
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 2: But that's so. She got a big bottle of peroxide,

1216
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 2: but it just turned her hair orange.

1217
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: And she laughed, and she said she looked like Howdy

1218
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: Dooty in a mini skirt.

1219
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 2: And DJ just looks at her confused, because who the

1220
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 2: hell is how we dooty? How doy dooty. See, I

1221
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 2: can't even say it, Howie Duty. I'm combining Howie Mandel

1222
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 2: and Yeah.

1223
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 1: Howdy Doody was a puppet with bright red hair from

1224
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: the fifties, I had his own.

1225
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 2: TV show, Howdy Duty. How do you Do? It's Howdy

1226
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 2: Dudey Time, It's Howdy dudey Time.

1227
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, very big back then, but again, much like Michael

1228
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: being shocked that Danny was alive when Neil Armstrong rocks

1229
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: on the Moon, Howdy Duty is something that is completely

1230
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: out of touch with the younger generation, which is why

1231
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm explaining it now because if DJ didn't get it,

1232
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: I really have a feeling that most people listening to.

1233
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 2: This would not nobody else.

1234
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, glad to know that that joke still doesn't

1235
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: work though, you know what I mean, Like, it's still

1236
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: glad to know that it didn't like how do you Do?

1237
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: It didn't make some comeback where it's like, oh that's hilarious,

1238
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: Like nope, still still just as irrelevant in ninety in

1239
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.

1240
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 2: As it was in nineteen eighty ninety.

1241
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: So great good Back then, Becky's mom made her say

1242
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: all the good things that she thought about herself in

1243
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: order to realize that Spenn, who only liked blondes, was

1244
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: not worth her time and that actually Becky was a

1245
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: lovely girl who had lots of redeeming qualities, So Becky

1246
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,959
Speaker 1: tells DJ that she now has to do the same.

1247
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: I love this, I do too.

1248
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, So DJ sort of sheepishly tells Becky she is

1249
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: pretty good in school, as evidenced by both Kimmy and

1250
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: Michael copying her homework. She has a lot of great friends,

1251
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: a purple belt in karate, she's nice to animals, and

1252
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: she has great hair and she.

1253
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 2: Really does yeah, excellent hair. Becky laughs, emphasizing that those

1254
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 2: are only a few of the great things about her,

1255
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 2: and she tells Diej that boy, blew it, you are the.

1256
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: Best and it was This is just the sweetest moment.

1257
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: DJ thanks, Becky gives her a big hug and says,

1258
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 1: do you think I'll ever.

1259
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 2: Have another boyfriend? Oh?

1260
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 1: Those first heart breaks? Man, You're like, that's it is.

1261
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: It's gonna be this forever. Yeah, never gonna feel better.

1262
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 2: I found love once and I'll never found that We

1263
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 2: never again.

1264
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: Right, We shared a moment by the bike racks, but

1265
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: Becky says she is sure of it that some will

1266
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: break DJ's heart and that DJ will probably break a

1267
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: few herself, and then some day, when you least expect it,

1268
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: you'll meet that one special guy. And we have a

1269
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: feeling that Becky is talking here, perhaps about someone specific

1270
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 1: who may or may not be wearing a tuxedo and

1271
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 1: live in the same house and rip away pants right,

1272
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: which he never ripped away, Yes, at least that we saw,

1273
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: which is disappointing. And she says, and before you know it,

1274
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: you'll be paying seventeen hundred dollars to go out on a.

1275
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 2: Date with him.

1276
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: DJ has no idea what she's talking about, but she

1277
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: does know that she's feeling better.

1278
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 2: So Becky stands up twice weirdly.

1279
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well editing, you know, it's a thing continuity. Maybe

1280
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: in the time Becky stood up and then sat down

1281
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: and then stood up again, maybe she was like, I'm

1282
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: gonna stay.

1283
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna leave.

1284
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, So and DJ asks if she can call Becky

1285
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: sometimes to talk about girl stuff, and Becky smiles, any

1286
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: time you want. And that was such a wonderful moment

1287
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: and such a great way that we see Becky all

1288
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: of a sudden and becoming a really like a bigger

1289
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 1: piece of this puzzle. And that these girls need that

1290
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 1: that influence, that feminine sort of influence on these you know,

1291
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: preteen and teenage girls, that understands what they're going through.

1292
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: That's not gonna read them the ugly duckling or Handsel

1293
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: and Gretel and uh, and that understands, and that this

1294
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: was just such a sweet scene between the two of them.

1295
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:29,240
Speaker 2: I really it was lovely. I love So.

1296
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: DJ and Becky leave the room and find Steph back

1297
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,439
Speaker 1: out asleep in the hallway, and DJ says, I've got

1298
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: this and just picks up the sleeping bag and drags

1299
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: her back into the room.

1300
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 2: Efficient perfect button for the scene. Yep, yeah, yep, just

1301
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 2: right back into the room. The scene, the story that

1302
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 2: Becky tells about liking this boy and turning her hair blonde.

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01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 2: I I loved it. I loved the scene is so

1304
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 2: great anyway.

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Speaker 3: But what I love specifically about it is that Laurie

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01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 3: looks like Laurie, So you're not gonna get at about like, oh,

1307
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Speaker 3: when I was like an awkward kid, because she just

1308
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 3: is so beautiful. But I love that it's so it's

1309
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 3: that same idea, but they made it just different enough

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Speaker 3: so that you believe it.

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Speaker 1: Right right they were, Yeah, because Becky is you know,

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01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 1: a pretty she probably didn't go through too awkward of

1313
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: a stage. Also, something that like I think I try

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01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 1: and do when I'm talking to the girls is also

1315
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: like tell them a story that kind of makes me

1316
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: look silly or or stupid in hindsight, and like, oh

1317
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: I learned that, you know what I mean, Like.

1318
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 2: I did this to myself because I thought, you know, I.

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01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: Just it was a I think she was doing it

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01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: in a way that would make DJ get it and

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01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: laugh at her a little bit, rather than trying to

1322
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,439
Speaker 1: be like, oh I wasn't you know I was awkward too.

1323
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like a competition of yeah, me.

1324
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 2: Too, It was like, well this also I did sort

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01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 2: of a similar thing, and this is what happened, and

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01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 2: here's how I dealt with it. Yeah.

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01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 1: But I always love how quickly DJ as a teenage

1328
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,479
Speaker 1: girl just snaps out of these moments. And I love

1329
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:13,439
Speaker 1: it because it's that is so not how it goes.

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01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: I feel like there would have been a lot of

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01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 1: door slamming and probably a few attempts to have a

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01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: conversation and then some tears and a lot of like

1333
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: you don't understand and that, but I love that we

1334
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: didn't have that, and DJ was just like, yeah, you

1335
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: know what, You're right, this less than five minute conversation

1336
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,599
Speaker 1: made me feel totally better.

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01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 2: Good point. Thanks for bringing it up. I forgot, I'm

1338
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 2: good to karate, I forgot time Yep.

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01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. And that's you know, the full house,

1340
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: the full house moment, the magic.

1341
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 2: It really is.

1342
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 1: So now, final scene, we're downstairs in the kitchen. Becky

1343
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: tells Danny that dj just needed a little girl talk.

1344
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: Danny thinks her and reiterates, you should really put a

1345
01:08:56,479 --> 01:09:00,559
Speaker 1: warning label on that ugly duckling story. Yeah, smart, yes,

1346
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 1: do not tell this to your teenage girl if she

1347
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: is feeling unattractive.

1348
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 2: Bad, bad idea.

1349
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: So Danny goes upstairs, leaving Jesse and Becky alone. She

1350
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: wants to talk, and Jesse interrupts her. Look, I'm not

1351
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 1: going to hold you to this date thing. I know

1352
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 1: I've asked you out a few times, actually several times,

1353
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 1: and you've made it quite clear that your career comes first.

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01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 2: And Becky jumps in. She's a little nervous.

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01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: She says, when Crystal tried to get that date with Jesse,

1356
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 1: something happened to her.

1357
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,759
Speaker 2: Jesse asks if she got a little.

1358
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: Jealous, and Becky says, I wanted to claw her eyes out,

1359
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 1: which is a resounding yes. She was feeling a little jealous,

1360
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 1: and she knows what she said to him before, but

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01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: she wants to give this a try see where it goes,

1362
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:50,719
Speaker 1: or maybe where it's already went, because they've already kissed,

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01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: so you know, let's see.

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01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:57,720
Speaker 1: Becky keeps rambling on nervously and eventually asks Jesse to

1366
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 1: shut her up, and he does in probably one of

1367
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: the few ways that Jesse knows how he gives her

1368
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: a kiss. So this is post airport kiss. Second kiss

1369
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:15,560
Speaker 1: doesn't involve missiletoe.

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Speaker 2: Well wait, no, wait, did Jesse a Becky kiss in

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01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 2: the airport? I thought they did? Did they not kiss

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01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 2: in the airport? No? I thought they did. I don't.

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01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 2: We just watched this episode. This is why that I

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01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 2: think I thought they did. Yes, they did, they did?

1375
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 2: They did. Yeah, I was nervous there for a second.

1376
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 2: I was you were nervous. I was nervous, right, Oh

1377
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 2: my goodness, yeah, because I.

1378
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you said you knew, and I

1379
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 1: went with you and then we both got And that's

1380
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: how we.

1381
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 3: Always go wrong, because once you're doing it, I'm immediately

1382
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 3: doing it, so then it becomes bad.

1383
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 2: So this was not our first Jesse Becky kiss.

1384
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: But this was a big important one because they decide

1385
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:56,440
Speaker 1: that they're going.

1386
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 2: To try and see what happens.

1387
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they with a kiss, and right on cue,

1388
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: Joey walks into the kitchen holding Michelle's hand. Joey is

1389
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 1: missing the makeout scene taking place, which happens so many

1390
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,880
Speaker 1: times in this house that you just walk in and

1391
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,600
Speaker 1: people are Jesse is making out with someone in the room,

1392
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: but Michelle does not miss it.

1393
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 2: She yells out, have mercy for like the greatest line

1394
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 2: reading as of yet, and Joey quickly pulls her back

1395
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,959
Speaker 2: into the living room, giving these new lovebirds some privacy

1396
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,680
Speaker 2: because they don't stop making out even when Michelle says,

1397
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,240
Speaker 2: have mercy.

1398
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: Not not in the full house house. Not Nope. Once

1399
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: you're kissing someone in the full house house, that's it. Yeah,

1400
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,759
Speaker 1: it's it continues, regardless of who walks in the room

1401
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:43,679
Speaker 1: or what's happening.

1402
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,080
Speaker 2: I'm worried about Michelle's sleeping patterns in this house. She's

1403
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 2: never once slept. Now she's up in the middle of

1404
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 2: the why is Michelle.

1405
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:55,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michelle should be asleep because Steph's sleeping in the hallway.

1406
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Steph and Michelle and their onesie pajamas and their

1407
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,839
Speaker 3: irregular sleeping patterns.

1408
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 2: It's very concerning to me, Like.

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01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, but it was one

1410
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: of those nights where like, look, the parents are out,

1411
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 1: they're doing something, they had a thing, an event to

1412
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:14,600
Speaker 1: go to. Grandpa's doing his best, but basically he's just

1413
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 1: there to make sure that the house doesn't catch on

1414
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,240
Speaker 1: fire and nothing terrible happens.

1415
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:19,639
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1416
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: As a parent, I've had those nights where you go,

1417
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 1: you know, none of this is ideal when you walk

1418
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 1: in the door at eleven o'clock and everyone's still up

1419
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,520
Speaker 1: and things. But you're like, but the babysitter was just

1420
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: just here to make sure nobody's on fire. And so

1421
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of what happened in the Tanner

1422
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 1: house that night.

1423
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 2: DJ was.

1424
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,679
Speaker 1: DJ had a mess, she was broken hearted. Steph sleeping

1425
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: on the floor, Michelle's up, they're playing seven Cards stud

1426
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,640
Speaker 1: Grandpa necks again running at least.

1427
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 2: You know, running a loose ship.

1428
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but everyone survived, and most importantly, DJ learned.

1429
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 2: That boys are stupid. No.

1430
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: DJ learned that some boys are mean and that you

1431
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't listen to them when they say things like that,

1432
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,680
Speaker 1: and that Jesse and Becky.

1433
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:10,280
Speaker 2: May have a future together. Big episode, very big episode,

1434
01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 2: very big episode. This was fabulous. I will go back

1435
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:17,000
Speaker 2: to my everywhere you look moment, please, my everywhere you

1436
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 2: look moment. Well, there's there. I have a couple.

1437
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,679
Speaker 1: So first up, when we see DJ in the top

1438
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: of the show with that red striped with the blue

1439
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: striped shirt on with the it says the ocean side

1440
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 1: in like sequence or whatever. That is almost the same well,

1441
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,839
Speaker 1: the exact same type of shirt as the red striped

1442
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 1: shirt with the weird potentially chaps wearing farmer on the

1443
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 1: front that she has worn in.

1444
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 2: Previous episodes, which says.

1445
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 1: Farming or something on top of on the thing in

1446
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 1: also in sequence and also stripes, So there's apparently this

1447
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 1: is a very popular brand or designer at the time,

1448
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 1: but she j loves these striped shirts with strange pictures

1449
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 1: of people and sequence on them.

1450
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,439
Speaker 2: I love it.

1451
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 3: So there was that she's really honing her own as

1452
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 3: far as fashion goes, and you know, very here for that.

1453
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: Indeed, and uh, the other everywhere you Look moments take

1454
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: place in the auction when we first find the three

1455
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 1: guys standing there in the auction in the ballroom.

1456
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 2: Directly behind Dave's head is Janice Sweeten. Oh my god,

1457
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,679
Speaker 2: my mom wearing like all white.

1458
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:41,799
Speaker 1: In the background and then over kind of off John's shoulder,

1459
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:45,519
Speaker 1: you see her cross through the room and she is

1460
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 1: the first one to bid on Danny.

1461
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 2: Is Sherry Barber. How did I miss this? I feel

1462
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 2: like I've let Mary bar left down and sitting next

1463
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 2: to my mom, who jumps up at the I could

1464
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 2: go all night. Sitting directly next to her, you see

1465
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 2: Barbara Cameron in a like blue sparkly dress shirt outfit

1466
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,679
Speaker 2: thing with a matching banana clip like big claw clip

1467
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,439
Speaker 2: covered in the same blue fabric because MATCHI MATCHI for

1468
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 2: the eighties.

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01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 1: Sure, and Barbara also had fabulous hair like canvas, just

1470
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:26,840
Speaker 1: a lot of it. And uh yeah, So the three

1471
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:32,080
Speaker 1: moms were in the auction audience bidding on the guys.

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01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

1473
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 1: And also what I think about that is like our

1474
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: moms got to like do a scene and hang out

1475
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,120
Speaker 1: with the guys when the kids weren't in the room,

1476
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: and so I'm sure they fully got to experience the ridiculousness.

1477
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean, Bob had a microphone and was up on

1478
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: the slight stage and we know that that was all

1479
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 1: it took for him to just totally entertain himself. Yeah, so, uh, well,

1480
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,720
Speaker 1: this was such a fun episode. We're moving forward in

1481
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 1: the Jesse and Becky love story. We are dealing with

1482
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:14,200
Speaker 1: very typical elementary school love friend nonsense. Steph is just

1483
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 1: trying to bop back and forth from room to room.

1484
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 1: She's like, look, I don't know where I am. I'm

1485
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 1: on the floor sharing a room. I just need a

1486
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 1: place to sleep. And Michelle just doesn't sleep. So that's

1487
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: where this house is at.

1488
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 2: And I couldn't be happier. I loved it, excellent, I

1489
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 2: loved it, loved it.

1490
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:37,800
Speaker 1: Our next episode is season two episode twelve, Fogged, in

1491
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:41,800
Speaker 1: which air January twentieth, nineteen eighty nine, So that will

1492
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 1: be the next episode that we are watching. So make

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01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 1: sure and follow along and watch the episodes with us

1494
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,880
Speaker 1: so you can know exactly what we're talking about when

1495
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 1: we were doing all of these fun episodes. And Kim,

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01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: I have to say I had such a blast with

1497
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 1: you as a co host. I of course miss ab

1498
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 1: and we love you Ab, but you did an excellent

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Speaker 1: job and uh, I'm so glad that you were here.

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Speaker 2: I hope this was fun. This was so fun. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me absolutely, And do you want to

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Speaker 4: tell people a little bit about where they can maybe

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Speaker 4: follow you and some of your podcasts and some of

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Speaker 4: the important stuff that you do in terms of voter registration.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, you can find me on Instagram at Kimoffitt.

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Speaker 3: I run a nonprofit, nonpartisan, nonprofit for voting and voter

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Speaker 3: education called We Are Voters.

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Speaker 2: You can find us at We Are Voters o RG

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Speaker 2: all over at any platform and door.

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Speaker 1: Because you kind of have like like degrees and stuff

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Speaker 1: in political science.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're yeah, I did get one of those

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Speaker 3: during during Fuller House.

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Speaker 2: I got one. I would yeah, I remember. And I'm

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Speaker 2: very proud of you.

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Speaker 1: So super important to check out and uh loved having

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Speaker 1: you on the show.

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Speaker 4: You are.

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Speaker 2: An og member of PTT. I'm so happy to have

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Speaker 2: here with us today. So happy to be here, Joe,

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Speaker 2: Thank you and everyone else.

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Speaker 1: your comments, things that we can maybe tap into for

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Speaker 1: love having you guys, and we will see you next

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Speaker 1: time on how Rude Tan Rito's And remember the world

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Speaker 1: is small.

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Speaker 2: But the house is full. Amazing. Wow wow. I you

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Speaker 2: know one takes sweeten well, but this time don't. Yeah,

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