WEBVTT - Immigrate for a Big D*ck (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I've been thinking about Reggie not giving up that

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<v Speaker 1>fish HOOKI yeah, he really wanted it.

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<v Speaker 2>I really wanted it, and he was not going to

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<v Speaker 2>tell me where he God, he really was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>this is uh, this is private. Yeah, it's like, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't even want to go to that neighborhood, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, here's that's how you play. You was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even it's from my old neighborhood. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>even get over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, He's like, man, busses don't even go that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 3>Chips in your bears are racist layer Oh the money

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<v Speaker 3>turny stuff, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yaw, y'all real smooth. There it is there, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Little mamas and gentiles alike, Welcome to another funamal episode

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<v Speaker 2>of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 1>The Post where we died deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the fuck we came to prove not

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<v Speaker 2>even goddamn thing. We ain't helping, not even trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>That wasn't our goal at all. No, we don't even

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<v Speaker 2>have the illusion of it. If you dumb motherfuckers are

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<v Speaker 2>learning something from this, h yeah, boom, what you blew it.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I do see like comments and stuff and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's people who are taking this seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's a worry. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's so worry when people are like, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know this is stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know I didn't. I didn't think about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Hum yeah, actually, because this is dumb. Actually listen to

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<v Speaker 2>the news. Yeah yeah, no there, but yeah, the news

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<v Speaker 2>I guess is hard to believe too. So yeah, have

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<v Speaker 2>you read all the Shakespeare? All of it? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 2>not even I haven't even put a big dent in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna do it this year. It hit

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of Shakespeare. Yeah, are you a fan?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing this to like force yourself to become

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<v Speaker 2>a fan? I would just like to know what it's

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<v Speaker 2>all about. Like I think I'll do like spark notes

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<v Speaker 2>alongside with it. Like I don't need to like not

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<v Speaker 2>like gonna just write notes about every single You're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna like figure this out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I do want to know what all the

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<v Speaker 1>plays are in a way where I've read them all.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to read them all, but I would

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<v Speaker 2>like to that point a little bit of uh of

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<v Speaker 2>appreciation for some of the ones that are ones. That's

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<v Speaker 2>how I feel like I want to know king Lee

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<v Speaker 2>or well enough that I go like, oh, I get

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<v Speaker 2>why people fuck with clean king Lee or so hard.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's how I That's what I mean. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to Well, I'm just gonna it's not so big that

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy to especially because you could just read it

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<v Speaker 1>when it play at a time. Yeah, it's how I'm thinking, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But I think I can. I just ordered it on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to get it done by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the year. Wow, I don't think it's that crazy. Like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried to read The Idiots so many times and

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't that Russian shit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like two dens for me or something. I really, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>what I like and what I've been sort of aiming

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<v Speaker 2>for as a goal is that I'm just now fully

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<v Speaker 2>being honest about what I like in books. And I

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<v Speaker 2>like thriller, horror and I don't even care if it's garbage. Right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I got you, And so like I've resolved that, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I may not have an opinion on a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>like the classics, right, but I do still want to

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<v Speaker 2>be reading. I still want to be learning, growing, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I'll focus my energy on some shit I really

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with and just make that part of my wheelhouse

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<v Speaker 2>rather than you know, trying to be fit in with

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people who grew up reading some shit

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm never going to appreciate as much as they do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even the fitting into me though, it's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>like the Shakespeare stuff. It's like a bunch of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>I like is based off of that. Almost everything, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. So it's like I want that

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<v Speaker 1>knowledge just in and of that, yeah, less than like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to talk to people about Shakespeare

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<v Speaker 1>right or most books.

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<v Speaker 2>But I also think, you know, all of it's based

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<v Speaker 2>off of that because it was the first thing. And

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<v Speaker 2>how many stories are That's what I mean. There's like

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<v Speaker 2>six stories and he did them first, so here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>And that conspiracy that he didn't do them or he

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<v Speaker 2>had a lot of help he had that Shakespeare. I

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<v Speaker 2>think there's a conspiracy that Shakespeare is more than one person.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a Banksy. Yeah, I didn't know that Banksy

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<v Speaker 2>is thought to be more than one person. I thought that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, though, I yeah, I'm not sure. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know enough about either of them. But there are

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<v Speaker 2>theories that Shakespeare was multiple people. There are theories that

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<v Speaker 2>Shakespeare was a woman. There's also a lot of theories

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<v Speaker 2>that he was gay, and that like half the sonnets

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<v Speaker 2>are about a young boy, that he was like one

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<v Speaker 2>specific young boy. I my understanding is that there were

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<v Speaker 2>like a few, but like there's one dude in particular

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<v Speaker 2>that really shines in them sonnets.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he working class? He couldn't have been working class.

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<v Speaker 1>He was writing in Shakespeare. Yeah, he's a pretty rich guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He looked rich to me because he had an earring.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, big old puffed up collars then like a

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<v Speaker 5>motherfucker with some money.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not I feel like there will be a point

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<v Speaker 1>where black people get to that collar, oh, puffed up collar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think so. Do you think we're heading towards

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<v Speaker 2>a puffed up collar era? I think it's gonna happen

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<v Speaker 2>at some point. Now do you do you think about

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<v Speaker 2>that in think progress? I don't think about fashion in

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<v Speaker 2>those terms. Oh, I kind of just think about it

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<v Speaker 2>as like, oh, what a weird face. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they say like it can be I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough about fashion. I understand how the trends are reflective

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<v Speaker 1>of society. Like I remember hearing something about, like in

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<v Speaker 1>the ninety shit was baggy because we were that prosperous.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know if that's real. Oh yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 2>always that thing where they go like during Victorian times,

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<v Speaker 2>a thick woman meant that you were well fed. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>They're attractive to everyone around you, right, And maybe that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they were getting like horned up for these big

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<v Speaker 2>old thick ladies because they were rich. But then I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder how much of that is like hindsight bias, where

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<v Speaker 2>we go like, oh, that explains why everybody. Everybody was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be horning for the queen anyway, right, I think

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<v Speaker 2>that she happened to be a little chubby, It doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>matter where. That's our our. That's the way the world

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<v Speaker 2>works is you're gonna be horny for the rich lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, more specifically than people were always gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>horny for rich ladies. I don't think there was ever

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<v Speaker 1>a time when fat buds weren't cool, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, Like, I think that was always probably pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, I don't, you know, I think in the

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<v Speaker 2>same way.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything, the most present time is probably the first

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<v Speaker 1>time that people didn't like that buds.

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<v Speaker 2>I think in the same way that like, media has

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<v Speaker 2>poisoned our perspective on a lot of things. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think fat butts are one of the biggest victims of

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<v Speaker 2>media poisoning. Damn, yeah, that might be it, because I

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel this way.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like ass got out of control and the

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<v Speaker 1>way that titties did it at least at least at

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<v Speaker 1>least in my life, right, because like you think about

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<v Speaker 1>our age in the nineties, it was like we still

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<v Speaker 1>like ass.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like the zeitgeist was titty, titties was

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<v Speaker 2>titties was king. Titties was king in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I feel like the extreme of titties was

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<v Speaker 1>not the same as the extreme of ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, WHOA, yeah, you you think people have taken ass

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<v Speaker 2>technology further than they took titty technology. One. I don't know, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a lot of videos of big tittied ladies

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<v Speaker 2>crushing cans and and I don't think normal though. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I think that was freak shit. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that was friendship that you saw.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that like I think if you compare

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<v Speaker 1>Kim Kardashian's ass yeah to Pam Anderson's titties, Ye, Kim

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<v Speaker 1>Kardashian's ass is more outside the realm of oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this, I think that bbls have become

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<v Speaker 2>so a part of our everyday lives that we don't

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<v Speaker 2>even notice them anymore. You know what I mean that

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<v Speaker 2>your TSA agent has a BBL That's where I see

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<v Speaker 2>the most of them. Gloria, they're going crazy over I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if y'all got a work discount, but you're

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<v Speaker 2>going nuts. It's crazy LaGuardia ass like in the last

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<v Speaker 2>three four years, and frankly, some of you would do

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<v Speaker 2>well to ask a different doctor for a second, a

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<v Speaker 2>second consultation. I have seen some terrible ones at Laguardi.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen some wild point diamond shaped women. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I here's my question too, I don't know does

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<v Speaker 1>that speak to surgery in general or is that something

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<v Speaker 1>within the nature of the ass and or the titty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's something I can tell you that I learned

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<v Speaker 2>pretty recently. My sister in law explained this to me

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<v Speaker 2>that to be a plastic surgeon, specifically, the type of

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<v Speaker 2>consummetic plastic surgeon that they are. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily have a surgical license. You don't have to be

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<v Speaker 2>a surgeon. You just have to like have a medical

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<v Speaker 2>certification to be able to do a lot of these surgery. So, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember his name, but like the dude who's

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<v Speaker 2>like the biggest, one of the biggest like surgeons in

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<v Speaker 2>the US who does like all the like weird celebrity

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<v Speaker 2>bbms Miami. It might be doctor Miami. It might be

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<v Speaker 2>a different dude, but either way, a doctor Miami type

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<v Speaker 2>is a dentist. He's not an actual fucking plastic surgeon

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<v Speaker 2>at all. God damn. He just is a dude who

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<v Speaker 2>technically has a medical degree. And it is like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to get a bag. We need to go

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<v Speaker 2>back to a simpler time when doctor Miami was a

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<v Speaker 2>cocaine dealer. Yeah, yeah, that's when we understood the world.

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<v Speaker 2>That was easy.

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<v Speaker 1>You got dentists making butts, that's crazy. That's they were

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<v Speaker 1>already on the edge.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not even they haven't even mastered veneer technology. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>and now you can put butts in Nah, that's crazy. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's scary. Shit when you think about, like who's controlling

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<v Speaker 2>the imagery that we not only experienced but like put

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<v Speaker 2>on ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't wait till the butts get all Mmm,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be funny. You think twenty sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>You think the disintegrating BBL is gonna be worth the

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<v Speaker 2>worth the potential nightmare we we live in inside of

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<v Speaker 2>everybody having.

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<v Speaker 1>One, I know about worth it, but it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be a fun part of that to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>remember when we were going.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, You're saying there's still a silver lining regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it'll be. But maybe the age well, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really know. I've never seen an old fic, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that this technology has gotten old yet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem. And I think that's why. And look

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<v Speaker 1>that I think titty technology got older and they seem

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<v Speaker 1>to be doing okay. I think some titties, some titties

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<v Speaker 1>are aging really well. Yeah, and I think some of

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<v Speaker 1>them are not.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think that's just the difference in quality of

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<v Speaker 2>work more than it is like the technology could not

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<v Speaker 2>handle being old.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be crazy when whatever dudes start doing more regularly. Yeah, old,

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<v Speaker 1>because hair is just the beginning, My friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, what do you think's coming?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's all you think they're going to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how to give guys bigger dicks. You don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's where science has been leading this whole time. All

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<v Speaker 1>of our great discoveries, the moon, landing, the Internet, it

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<v Speaker 1>was all leading.

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<v Speaker 2>Dudes being able to get bigger dick. That's the whole

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<v Speaker 2>point of this. Well do it here? If not that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then that's when that's the fall of Rome. If

0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.680
<v Speaker 2>you're willing to break your shins so that you could

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<v Speaker 2>get another four inches, you're one hundred willing to let

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<v Speaker 2>them inject some shit into your PPM. See what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you want four inches on top? Or do

0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.880
<v Speaker 2>you want four inches of dick? Really? I think the

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<v Speaker 2>truth is you wanted four inches of dick, and the

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<v Speaker 2>technology he hadn't caught up yet. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think you will stand so tall with

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<v Speaker 2>four extra inches of dick. I would my posture would

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<v Speaker 2>be so tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Just from ego alone. I would will another inch off

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<v Speaker 1>the top on the top, like I'm growing an inch.

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<v Speaker 6>That's m hgh is gonna it's gonna burn back up.

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<v Speaker 6>It's gonna like an old factory resetting. That motherfucker is

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<v Speaker 6>kicking back in because I got four more inches a dick, bro,

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<v Speaker 6>that's all we're all looking for. That's why you have

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<v Speaker 6>a job, that's why you drive a car, man like. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I do think that's where it's going. And I think

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<v Speaker 6>that's quite frankly, a power we're not fit or ready

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<v Speaker 6>to harness.

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<v Speaker 2>I I think that is the fall of me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. I think once everybody is walking around with

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<v Speaker 2>a big old dick, it is uh scary the results

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<v Speaker 2>that are gonna come out of that. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>many more wars everybody? Everybody's gonna because.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it becomes everybody has a big dick,

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<v Speaker 1>so no one has one because we're flowed, we're people,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's gonna instead of that, it's gonna be like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I got this big.

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<v Speaker 2>Old dick, doo, you can't talk to me like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And now nobody Now nobody works at Target.

0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.920
<v Speaker 1>And now nobody works at Target because we all got

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<v Speaker 1>huge because everybody's an entrepreneur, everybody whole crypto and they

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<v Speaker 1>you you know how many coins launched if we all

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<v Speaker 1>get big dick.

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<v Speaker 2>You spent money to get that big dick, so you

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<v Speaker 2>know you earned you. You went through the trenches for

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<v Speaker 2>that big Yeah. So yeah, you're gonna walk around and

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<v Speaker 2>act like you have a big dick. Now, Bro, Guys

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<v Speaker 2>with big dicks walk around crazy and they didn't even

0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.600
<v Speaker 2>earn it. They didn't earn it at all. Imagine if

0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:43.280
<v Speaker 2>you put that shit on layaway, a man and a

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<v Speaker 2>lady gave you that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just got lucky. Yeah, real like, you just

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<v Speaker 1>got lucky. Imagine if you worked hard. There's good people

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna immigrate to this country for dicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa my life, came here for a better life.

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<v Speaker 4>And also.

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<v Speaker 2>Six he's just bunting tables it Olive Garden. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go back, He's gonna go back to say.

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<v Speaker 6>Doctor North Dakota assures me he didn't give me the

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<v Speaker 6>biggest hug that's ever existed.

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<v Speaker 2>North.

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<v Speaker 7>They're gonna have to put this technology somewhere unreachable, no,

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<v Speaker 7>where you really have to earn it, because if it's

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<v Speaker 7>just in Miami and they're giving niggas big dicks in Miami,

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<v Speaker 7>we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>So No, it's a it's a rat. Once new York

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<v Speaker 2>finds out there giving big dicks down in not Miami,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be crazy. And in the Carolinas it's gonna fit.

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<v Speaker 2>They got big, big, big dick week on the beach. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh man, myrtle, No, it's we really candle it, We

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<v Speaker 2>really candle it. You scared the funk out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, imagine the whole Alien Gonzales saga. If you had

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<v Speaker 1>just been coming here to get a bigger dick.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why that rap saying, yeah, they don't do any

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<v Speaker 2>Cuba like. Look, man, what I got right now ain't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna work. And I'm willing to break every law in

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<v Speaker 2>this country. I'm willing to up end your legal system

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<v Speaker 2>for the sake of getting a bigger hug.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the type of guy to say this, but

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<v Speaker 1>if we get big dick technology in Miami, go on

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<v Speaker 1>and build that wall.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna need it. We're gonna need We're gonna need it. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>this is for our safety. These people coming over the border.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what signs of penis is terrifying the

0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:57.000
<v Speaker 2>little penises they have. We can't afford to give them

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<v Speaker 2>big dicks. Build that wall. We can all agree, we

0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.800
<v Speaker 2>don't want the gene pool water down in that way. Look,

0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.200
<v Speaker 2>look these tiny pps.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, if you don't have a big dick

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<v Speaker 1>build along, this can't be where you're getting any information.

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<v Speaker 2>You said it, and I liked it so much I

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<v Speaker 2>thought we should circle it. Yeah yeah, yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 2>we have said it before. We're not role models. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I even forget to pronounces roll model.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just gonna say that. I was just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say that I row row your boat models. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I forget that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's roll roll model roll yeah, like you want with

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<v Speaker 2>the e yeah, not like uh no, not like the dice.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't that be funny? Dice hero, my dice hero play dice?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh not really.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you would actually really enjoy it. And not

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<v Speaker 1>even like at a house. I mean at Vegas, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like at the craps table. It's like it's an energy game.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the it was like the bad kid thing

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<v Speaker 2>to do at school, right was be playing dice in

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom. And I think I was such a I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be in a bad kid like bad

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<v Speaker 2>bad kid. I liked. I like being tangential, tangential to

0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:36.040
<v Speaker 2>a lot of like misbehaving people actually bad kids. They

0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:37.440
<v Speaker 2>didn't want it to be like I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be like a bad kid. That's what I'm saying. Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like at the table, everybody's drunk, you're on

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<v Speaker 1>a run, you're betting with some Swedish guy. I find

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<v Speaker 1>you're asking him how to say stuff in Swedish.

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<v Speaker 2>I find Vegas so intimidating, and real Sinos in general

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<v Speaker 2>so intimidating, in part because everybody around you seems like

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<v Speaker 2>they know what they're doing, that's true, and I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>and you feel like an asshole to be like, can

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<v Speaker 2>you teach me? No, I can play.

0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.320
<v Speaker 1>It is built to make you feel like an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>It's built for you to either really know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing or to come lose your money and leave because

0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:16.800
<v Speaker 1>you're embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think a lot of people would would maybe

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<v Speaker 2>break even if they were just willing to be like, hey,

0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:26.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't actually know how to play this that good?

0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Could someone help?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing about crafts that'll happen this should be

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<v Speaker 1>getting on my nerves. You'll come and there'll be somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's betting everybody, and then it comes to your role

0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.480
<v Speaker 1>and they don't bet, or they bet against you, and

0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:42.960
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, so as fuck me right right?

0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:46.359
<v Speaker 2>You get like, you get angry. They think you're a

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<v Speaker 2>bad luck for some shit, for some shit. They don't

0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:51.480
<v Speaker 2>like your energy, they don't like your energy, and so

0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:55.640
<v Speaker 2>they bet against you. Yeah, and now you have a nemesis. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've developed a callous because I've had a lot

0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:01.159
<v Speaker 2>of Chinese people yell at me bad luck. Okay. They

0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:03.760
<v Speaker 2>used to call me hawk Chai. Oh no, bad luck

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<v Speaker 2>in Chinese. No I piece that together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was either that or it was the worst word.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 1>The other their one for black at the time was Obama.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh was twenty ten Okay, Yeah, it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Obama. You live in Oakland Obama? Whoa yeah

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So they didn't even consider that that there was only

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<v Speaker 2>one Obama. They were like, nah, y'all all Obama. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And I would love to say I haven't participated in

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<v Speaker 1>similar activities going the other way.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the nineties had us calling a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people Jackie Chan, Yes, in a violent, shameful way. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we've talked about it on here. That whole movie

0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:52.200
<v Speaker 2>was just like you can't you talk crazy? Yeah, I

0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:58.160
<v Speaker 2>don't understand you. That's the whole movie.

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<v Speaker 8>What's a Walk? It was like a very terrible cultural

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<v Speaker 8>and it was like Jackie jan.

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<v Speaker 2>Being very patient.

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<v Speaker 1>They really Jackie Jed's like, in my country, I worked

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<v Speaker 1>hard and I earned this job, and here's the story.

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<v Speaker 2>And Chrisucker's like, I don't even talk about that day? Did?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the only humanizing thing they did for him?

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<v Speaker 2>Was there? Like his dad's dead and he was a cop. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I guess he has a purpose. But like otherwise,

0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Chris Tucker was just a psychopath yelling at this man

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<v Speaker 2>who clearly doesn't speak English about touching his radio and

0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:49.120
<v Speaker 2>letting him tag along in the most dangerous scenarios imaginable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was really, man, what a good movie it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was what a pair. And that's why I want

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<v Speaker 2>to read Shakespeare because isn't that a Midsummer's Night's Dream?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea, I don't. I don't think, so

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<v Speaker 2>i'll tell you when I read it.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm gonna go so far as to say I don't

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<v Speaker 9>think a midsummer Night's Dream at any point has a

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<v Speaker 9>Chinese man saying the end word well, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what, let me read it for myself. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>be the judge of that. Yeah, all right, we we

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<v Speaker 2>should get into some voicemails. Yeah, we got voicemails from you,

0:22:24.480 --> 0:22:27.440
<v Speaker 2>sweet baby boys and baby girl. Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the guy who last night told me

0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:32.399
<v Speaker 1>in Langston he wants to call in with his pants

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<v Speaker 1>off drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that was that was very nice. It's nice to

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<v Speaker 2>see fans out and about. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to call that way.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. You're

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<v Speaker 1>an adult, and I think that's really all we could say.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. I haven't listened to anything. I haven't even looked

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<v Speaker 2>at the titles. I haven't either, But but let's let's one.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's be bold, let's be all right. Let me marry.

0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I got the title, I got, I got one that

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<v Speaker 2>seals exciting to the trigger.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, here we go, Yo, first and foremost, love

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<v Speaker 10>your episode. One of my homeboys. Put me on.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't stop listening, all right, you cussing a lot. I

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<v Speaker 2>like deep voice.

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<v Speaker 10>I have a conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's my fucking love custing. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 11>I fucking love y'all. I gotta thing that tell you.

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<v Speaker 11>It makes me, you know what the energy is. He's

0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:42.560
<v Speaker 11>on break at work, like you ever be on breaking work,

0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:43.879
<v Speaker 11>and you just trying to fit it in, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like walking in. It's like that. Yeah, his break just started,

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:52.440
<v Speaker 2>but he've been thinking about this the whole time. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell him I'm about to put some ship on him.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna call me back, so I gotta I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get this in. I love you all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 10>Here we go, Shane and Shark and his brother, Sterling Shark.

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<v Speaker 10>I think with everything going on right now with Shane

0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:18.200
<v Speaker 10>and Sharp, it's a ritual conspiracy. It's a ritual fucking conspiracy.

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.840
<v Speaker 10>They're making him do all of this stupid shit so

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<v Speaker 10>he could get his brother into the Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, Okay, this isn't you're saying the NFL like some

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:35.480
<v Speaker 1>sort of shame ritual. NFL is making him do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that brother. I'm pretty sure this is

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<v Speaker 1>all shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think anybody assisted. I don't think that much

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 2>mouth motherfucker needs that much help. I think it's all

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:54.240
<v Speaker 2>his idea. I think that boy ain't too bright and

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 2>uh and and he really is digging a nasty b

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:04.920
<v Speaker 2>whole for himself. It's a deep because he's strong. That

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:07.720
<v Speaker 2>whole got muscles on it. He's strong as hell, but

0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 2>he is he is digging a hole. It is a

0:25:10.280 --> 0:25:12.960
<v Speaker 2>fascinating thing to watch listening.

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 10>Sterland Shark's numbers were not amazing. They just wanted somebody

0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:19.760
<v Speaker 10>to get into Hall of Fame so they could keep

0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:22.920
<v Speaker 10>on having all these other players come later on. But

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:27.840
<v Speaker 10>Sterling Shark was never gonna make it. Shannon put himself

0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:31.440
<v Speaker 10>on there and said, I would do whatever to keep

0:25:31.520 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 10>my brother into the Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, Okay, listen, I understand what you're saying, and

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:43.159
<v Speaker 2>I love my brother. Yeah, thank you for saying that.

0:25:44.280 --> 0:25:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people will worry he might

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:50.720
<v Speaker 2>be listening any any of the three and my sisters too,

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:53.480
<v Speaker 2>they're not listening.

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you have sex with a twenty

0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:01.320
<v Speaker 1>year old to help your brother, you know what I'm saying.

0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's like he's like, I gotta do it.

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to.

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:11.760
<v Speaker 12>I gotta do it for Sterling, my sacrifice, fucking twenty

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:12.640
<v Speaker 12>year older.

0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think he I think he

0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 2>isn't a hero's tinge.

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's a wild but because did Sterling,

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>because he does say he's one of those guys who's like,

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:23.640
<v Speaker 1>my brother was better than I ever was, right.

0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 2>I think so, right, But I think everybody feels that

0:26:27.080 --> 0:26:30.080
<v Speaker 2>way about there just because he got taller first. Yeah,

0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Michael Jordan has all those stories about how

0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 2>like his brother was like the the greater player, but

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:39.159
<v Speaker 2>he never grew past like five eight. I was gonna say,

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:41.280
<v Speaker 2>his brother's also five eight. Yeah, and it's like, well,

0:26:41.359 --> 0:26:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Jame's Larry. Yeah, He's like, well, I guess you could

0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:47.240
<v Speaker 2>say Larry's better, but like when you're in when you.

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Were twelve, he was, he was, And that's cool man, Yeah,

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's fun. It's really dope. He's telling

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 1>people in the bar right now.

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Cheryl Miller was so good at basketball that she busted

0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Reggie Miller's for most of his life life. But eventually

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Reggie Miller made it past what that is, you know

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, we have to be honest about Errol

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:16.359
<v Speaker 2>is more revolutionary for her game than one hundred percent.

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:21.480
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, eventually Reggie became a giant who could do

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 2>some impossible shit, and that made it so that him

0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 2>and Cheryl weren't on the same competitive level. And that's okay.

0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 2>Do you think Cheryl ever gave it to him?

0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 1>Just like one time at Thanksgiving when nobody's around, she's like, Hey,

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I think you're really good at basketball.

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think I think you're really really good at that.

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:45.719
<v Speaker 2>I think she gave that. Boy. Hell yeah, you can

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:47.879
<v Speaker 2>feel it on him. You can't feel it on him.

0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I think he's spent his whole life just hoping she

0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 2>would say that. Yeah, and she never gave him even

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 2>a taste of it. Well, there's still time, there's still time.

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 2>They're both still with us. Yeah, God, that would be

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 2>as far as Shannon's sharpest concerned. Yes, I don't believe

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:07.639
<v Speaker 2>him to be a particularly altruistic guy. I think this

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:11.359
<v Speaker 2>is a person who who has largely been out for

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:15.520
<v Speaker 2>self for some time now. And I think I think

0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:18.960
<v Speaker 2>while his brother probably he does see his brother as

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 2>like a deserving person. I don't know that giving up

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 2>the career that he had like somehow made for himself

0:28:28.600 --> 0:28:31.120
<v Speaker 2>is a fair exchange for a Hall of fame.

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which it's like, who's I don't even who's on

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 1>the Hall of Fame ballot. I don't even ever Like

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 1>every Hall of Fame ballot, it's always like two guys,

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, like for a casual observer, like two guys,

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, and then five guys that they're like, oh,

0:28:46.160 --> 0:28:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Apple Sauce Jenkins, the single bar.

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Helmet, you know what I mean? Dicky Markinson, Yeah, technique.

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 1>And you're like, all right, I guess he was an

0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>innovative nose tackle in the sixties.

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 2>He's the first one to put stuff under his eyes. Yeah, yeah,

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I guess they called it coonan. Now you're ready to

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:15.680
<v Speaker 2>play football? Come here out about my rolling tied? And

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 2>are they coonan? Isn't it fun? Just a peel white sport,

0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Dick pel white sports. He will never catch us here.

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 2>They used to feel, the black man can't even run

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 2>this fast. Man, I wish I could have that.

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Seems like a great time to be alive as a

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:44.920
<v Speaker 1>black man when we took over sports, Like, like to

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 1>see that happen in your that would be great. It

0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 1>would almost be. It's because it's almost like, I policy

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>is obviously what helps or whatever, but the social win,

0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 1>like black men taking over basketball. Do you think that

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>did more than having a black president for the first time.

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I think that's why we don't we really

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 1>should be saying Bill Russell is the greatest player of

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 1>all time.

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Because of that specific because of the giant leap that

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 2>he forced a bunch of motherfuckers to make in regards

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 2>to how they saw the sport and the controlling parties

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 2>in it. I think you owe some shit to Bill Russell.

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:34.920
<v Speaker 2>That's fair, you know what I mean, Like, I think

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:39.479
<v Speaker 2>everybody else has been probably a more talented player right

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 2>on the list, but I think nobody has had an

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 2>impact on like the humanity of a greater group of

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 2>people than Bill Russell, right.

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Because what else outside of sports? And I guess entertainment,

0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 1>which is like you know that's so loaded in and

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>of it. Yeah, but what other industry have we taken over.

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:06.760
<v Speaker 2>In that way? I don't tennis maybe, but even tennis,

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:08.840
<v Speaker 2>but it's now give us the keys.

0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>They just go like it's a quality of players, but

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 1>it's not a quantity of players, And like I don't

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:18.440
<v Speaker 1>think tennis will ever it's not going to ever reflect

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 1>back black culture in the way that like the NBA does.

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:23.760
<v Speaker 1>That's what I mean, is Chanta Francis Tiafo though let's

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 1>go sire leone, baby be.

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 2>On talk.

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 4>From yeah.

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Even the uh, even the way that Serena Williams continue

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 2>to have like TIFFs with them about her clothing, about

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 2>like her behavior on the court reflects how much it

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:47.080
<v Speaker 2>remains a white sport while your greatest is a black woman.

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Same with same with golf, but basketball and football. It

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, this is it's just it's you just

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 1>have to you just have to accept it.

0:31:56.160 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 2>And and if Bill Russell is our greatest pioneer, I

0:31:59.880 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 2>was say Steph Curry is number two for I would

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:09.479
<v Speaker 2>say for light skimped the same level for no step forward,

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 2>stop it, stop it. You're disgusting. I'm going to kill you.

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Give me two hundred dollars. That was insane. I think

0:32:17.240 --> 0:32:21.800
<v Speaker 2>that has sound off in the comment has lifted.

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 5>This is crazy, as you're saying, has lifted light eyes

0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 5>stop it. Please sellow spirited men get out of you

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 5>to a beautiful, angelic high.

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 2>This is that we may never come down from. Thank you,

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Wardale. Anyways, let's listen to another. Let's do

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 2>one more voice. Man.

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:50.240
<v Speaker 1>That was that was that was a crazy I liked it.

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>I like the audacity much like, because that's all I respect.

0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 1>You know that about me?

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I made a bold choice. Yeah, and that's really what

0:32:56.680 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I like in life. Let's take a break. When we

0:32:58.880 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>come back, we're gonna do one more voicemail, more David

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:29.120
<v Speaker 2>more like. My mother told me we need to have

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 2>songs to get us away from drugs. Again. I agree.

0:33:33.080 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 2>We really cut that out. We cut that short. Yeah,

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 2>a little fun little about fitting All. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 2>getting off the smump, Get off that fin, yeah yeah yeah,

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 2>stop pitching that take get off that fin. Oh. I like, yeah, look,

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:51.959
<v Speaker 2>I just thought of that. We gotta get somebody in here.

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 2>We gotta get somebody we gotta get We just make

0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 2>an anti fitting All song, almost identical to that one.

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, I think it'd be awesome doing that thing

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 9>that turned into that weird smokey Robinson.

0:34:08.760 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 12>That's exactly what I was going for. That's exactly what

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:16.959
<v Speaker 12>I was going for. We got different plans. Never mind,

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:19.480
<v Speaker 12>I thought we were in saying Okay, I don't think

0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 12>we can work on this together.

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this next voicemail, I actually don't know what the

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:33.759
<v Speaker 2>subject line means, but I'm excited because it either is

0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:35.919
<v Speaker 2>going to make no sense or the most sense.

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 4>Ma mam was sold me, Hey, guys, love.

0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:44.880
<v Speaker 2>It, okay, coming in hot. You don't like that. I

0:34:45.520 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 2>don't know how I feel about it. I think the

0:34:48.160 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 2>the passion at which this person saying and then directly

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 2>went back into their regular speaking voice, yeah, troubles me slightly. Okay.

0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but did you what you thought it was

0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:01.320
<v Speaker 2>going to be a hinged man? I think I wanted

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.279
<v Speaker 2>him to be like that was crazy, right, and then

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 2>you say, hey, uh, he just sort of was like normal,

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:11.680
<v Speaker 2>here we go, much like your Steph Curry take. I

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:13.520
<v Speaker 2>loved it, Okay, let's go show.

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm calling it sober very much on my way to work,

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 4>wishing I was not sober. Uh. My mama told me

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 4>that about eighty five percent a coucie feels the same.

0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 4>Pause is therefore, this.

0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:37.839
<v Speaker 1>Guy must be protected at all cords. This man is dangerous. Yeah,

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:41.320
<v Speaker 1>and he's I don't even know if he's right or not.

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying that already puts everything in jeopardy.

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Eighty five percent, that's a lot. Same, that's a lot.

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 2>That's you're really taking power away from Cucci. Yeah, from

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 2>the almighty dollar. It's certainly what I value most.

0:35:56.760 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is possible for things to actually be better

0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:06.319
<v Speaker 4>than the majority of pussy. I eat food, and I'm

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:09.800
<v Speaker 4>sure you have all had an experience where you've ate

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 4>some food and it was so good that you thought

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:18.959
<v Speaker 4>to yourself, this is better than some sex I have had.

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this man has had coucie. Uh

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 1>is what I'm starting to say. Yeah, you think this

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:31.960
<v Speaker 1>is all a long time. I think that maybe he's

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:34.560
<v Speaker 1>not familiar with the heights that it can read. Yeah,

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:37.839
<v Speaker 1>he's like me, I get pussy all the time. Watch

0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:41.320
<v Speaker 1>me leave a voicemail about it. Yeah, yeah, I like

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 1>mac and cheese. All right, Yeah, I mac and cheese

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 1>has gotten me sweaty, but I wasn't proud of it.

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I've certainly had a lot of meals where I go like, damn,

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 2>that shit, that shit was like sex, that shit felt whatever.

0:36:56.200 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I think. Where I disagree is that if I'm ever

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 2>saying it's better than sex, it's because I just had sex.

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:06.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what I mean, Like, I know more

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:10.839
<v Speaker 2>sex is on the horizon. I'm not like eating mac

0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 2>and cheese and then being like, you know what, I

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:15.600
<v Speaker 2>don't need to fuck no more. I could just keep

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 2>eating this.

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>It's also where you know the bar is It's like

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 1>if you say that was better than sex, you're not

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:24.279
<v Speaker 1>saying it's better than the best sex you ever had.

0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 2>You're saying it's better than the worst sex you have. Yeah,

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 2>this is always always, Yeah, this is better than de giorno.

0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:35.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, this is this is better than junior year.

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 2>I guess we knew what was going on, but this

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 2>is like, now we're talking now to his point, he's saying,

0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 2>eighty five percent of it is just that is you know,

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:50.120
<v Speaker 2>it's just this standard sort of like, uh, not bad,

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 2>not good.

0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand. I thought he said eighty five percent

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 1>of the couchies in the world felt the same.

0:37:57.680 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I think that is what he's saying.

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:02.319
<v Speaker 1>So I thought, okay, I thought what you were saying

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:04.560
<v Speaker 1>is that he's saying eighty five percent.

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Of the reason koochie feels good. Oh no, no, no,

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he's putting a measurement on pussy objectively, right.

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I think he's saying, as a group, most pussy is

0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 2>the same. Kouchie respectfully is the same. But every once

0:38:22.120 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 2>in a while you come across something miraculous. I would

0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:28.680
<v Speaker 2>like to also hear the numbers if that's how he

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:31.000
<v Speaker 2>feels about booty. Oh interesting.

0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 4>And also for a lot of women who think they

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 4>have premium or top tier, that.

0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:42.359
<v Speaker 2>From a bad place. Yeah, coming from a bad place.

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:45.440
<v Speaker 2>I didn't like that. That was not good. I don't

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.879
<v Speaker 2>the way that this is a villain. Yeah, I think

0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I think this. This felt like a peer reviewed science

0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:57.719
<v Speaker 2>at first, and now it's just the man who has

0:38:57.800 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 2>an issue with a few women who who made fun

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 2>of his body or yeah. Yeah, I get it, because

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<v Speaker 2>they'll eat you up sometimes. Yeah, and it hurts you.

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:13.880
<v Speaker 2>I've been hurt before him. I just think leaving the

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 2>voicemail is not going to be the solution to the

0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:19.439
<v Speaker 2>pain that you're experiencing. But let's hear him. Yeah, let's

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:22.239
<v Speaker 2>let him finish. Because that top tier, that premium, we

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<v Speaker 2>got to know what that means for you.

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<v Speaker 4>They often are very incorrect, and usually men can tell

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<v Speaker 4>if a woman is in that top tier, not by

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<v Speaker 4>actually engaging in sexual intercourse, but looking at the aura

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:39.319
<v Speaker 4>of men around her.

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<v Speaker 2>Pause. This man is he's speaking from from underground. Yeah,

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:50.360
<v Speaker 2>he's talking about auras. Yeah, what do you do? We

0:39:50.480 --> 0:39:53.000
<v Speaker 2>can smell it in the wind that she's got the

0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:56.200
<v Speaker 2>good pussy, because here's the thing, and yeah, this is

0:39:56.320 --> 0:40:00.920
<v Speaker 2>like bullshit. If there was ever something to believe in

0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:04.240
<v Speaker 2>the idea of like a diamond in the rough, it's kuchie.

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:08.880
<v Speaker 2>If there was like a case for that idea of

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.480
<v Speaker 2>things being you don't think there's just some great kouchie

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 2>at seven eleven that you just don't know about because

0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 2>she just married some man and like like like that's

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:20.160
<v Speaker 2>that's this is I don't like this guy. Also, I

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:28.319
<v Speaker 2>we're my friend. Because you're saying I was wrong, I'll

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:31.480
<v Speaker 2>say this. I think that this is such a cynical

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:35.960
<v Speaker 2>perspective of the world and that kouchi, much like anything,

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<v Speaker 2>has the potential to grow and change and become whatever

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 2>it wants to be. If you have spent your life

0:40:42.680 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 2>with trash pussy, that can end today. You tomorrow can

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 2>wake up and say I got good kouchie called Docta

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:56.640
<v Speaker 2>that's where they do that. It is gonna take some work,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can. You can face the world a good

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:03.439
<v Speaker 2>Couchi person despite much like you can face the world

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>a good dick dude, even though you have a history

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:10.520
<v Speaker 2>of leaving bad dick around town. I think that people

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 2>have the potential for growth and change, and I think

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 2>this sort of weird measurement of eighty five to fifteen

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:19.840
<v Speaker 2>and you don't know you thought you had it, but

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:23.720
<v Speaker 2>you don't have it presumes that Kouchi is strictly about

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 2>the uh, the orifice, right, And that's not what good

0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 2>pussy is for me. No, it's the whole catalog. It's

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:34.719
<v Speaker 2>everything about it. It's the entire vibe. Your whole experience

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:38.000
<v Speaker 2>with that person is good pussy. And I don't put

0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 2>a measurement on it strictly based off of the vagina

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 2>exactly because we love women and this guy does not.

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<v Speaker 2>But brother, we hope you keep listening. Yeah, no, keep

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 2>going in because you're driving the dialogue.

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:54.160
<v Speaker 13>We disagree with you, but that don't mean you got

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:57.280
<v Speaker 13>to go home. You keep kicking it. You keep hanging

0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 13>out and see if maybe you know you catch the

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:02.480
<v Speaker 13>vibe we got going on over here. Yeah, you thought

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:06.080
<v Speaker 13>you were playing Pete Nuncle. We play spades. That's you're

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 13>gonna have to figure out what we got going But

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:10.680
<v Speaker 13>you're welcome to stay. Put that shitty deck away, But

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 13>congratulations learning a harder game Yep, for sure, harder.

0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I hope that works out for you. Learning the more

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:20.239
<v Speaker 2>complicated it, it's harder and way less people want to

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:22.480
<v Speaker 2>play it. But I'm over here getting drunk, going new,

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:28.720
<v Speaker 2>so we don't need to finish. I would like to finish.

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:33.279
<v Speaker 4>I e how men react to Rihanna who have been

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:36.640
<v Speaker 4>with her or Erica Badu. We all know that they

0:42:36.760 --> 0:42:40.279
<v Speaker 4>have top tier without ever engaging. So just wanted to

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 4>share that theory with you. Guys. I don't know if

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 4>that's something you can work with. Yeah, here such a thing. Yeah,

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 4>we can work with pusy because pussy is eighty feeling

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:54.000
<v Speaker 4>to say. Love y'all guys, take care.

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Damn damn. Hey, first of all, man, we love you too,

0:42:57.560 --> 0:43:02.120
<v Speaker 2>like a brother. Uh and and like a lot of brothers,

0:43:02.239 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 2>we think, brother, you need help. Yeah, brother, it's not

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 2>working good. You got to learn to love ladies beyond

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:14.879
<v Speaker 2>the some of their parts. That was a blind cell. Yeah,

0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:23.799
<v Speaker 2>black insa. No, I knew what you do. I knew

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:25.759
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a word I was familiar with, but that

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 2>it had other words I recog. Yeah, it's usually just

0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:31.279
<v Speaker 2>me combined and two shits. Yeah, what you got going on?

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Tell the people where they can find you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I say August ninth? It's September ninth. Either way, Yeah,

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