Speaker 1: Sometimes I've been thinking about Reggie not giving up that
Speaker 1: fish HOOKI yeah, he really wanted it.
Speaker 2: I really wanted it, and he was not going to
Speaker 2: tell me where he God, he really was like, no,
Speaker 2: this is uh, this is private. Yeah, it's like, you
Speaker 2: don't even want to go to that neighborhood, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's that's how you play. You was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not even it's from my old neighborhood. You can't
Speaker 1: even get over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, man, busses don't even go that way.
Speaker 2: Get your shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Chips in your bears are racist layer Oh the money
Speaker 3: turny stuff, I.
Speaker 4: Can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Yaw, y'all real smooth. There it is there, it is.
Speaker 2: Little mamas and gentiles alike, Welcome to another funamal episode
Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The Post where we died deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: You know what the fuck we came to prove not
Speaker 2: even goddamn thing. We ain't helping, not even trying to.
Speaker 2: That wasn't our goal at all. No, we don't even
Speaker 2: have the illusion of it. If you dumb motherfuckers are
Speaker 2: learning something from this, h yeah, boom, what you blew it.
Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I do see like comments and stuff and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's people who are taking this seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a worry. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's so worry when people are like, actually,
Speaker 1: you know this is stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know I didn't. I didn't think about this.
Speaker 2: Hum yeah, actually, because this is dumb. Actually listen to
Speaker 2: the news. Yeah yeah, no there, but yeah, the news
Speaker 2: I guess is hard to believe too. So yeah, have
Speaker 2: you read all the Shakespeare? All of it? Yeah? No,
Speaker 2: not even I haven't even put a big dent in it.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do it this year. It hit
Speaker 2: a lot of Shakespeare. Yeah, are you a fan?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Are you doing this to like force yourself to become
Speaker 2: a fan? I would just like to know what it's
Speaker 2: all about. Like I think I'll do like spark notes
Speaker 2: alongside with it. Like I don't need to like not
Speaker 2: like gonna just write notes about every single You're not
Speaker 2: gonna like figure this out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do want to know what all the
Speaker 1: plays are in a way where I've read them all.
Speaker 2: I don't need to read them all, but I would
Speaker 2: like to that point a little bit of uh of
Speaker 2: appreciation for some of the ones that are ones. That's
Speaker 2: how I feel like I want to know king Lee
Speaker 2: or well enough that I go like, oh, I get
Speaker 2: why people fuck with clean king Lee or so hard.
Speaker 1: That's that's how I That's what I mean. I want
Speaker 1: to Well, I'm just gonna it's not so big that
Speaker 1: it's crazy to especially because you could just read it
Speaker 1: when it play at a time. Yeah, it's how I'm thinking, right,
Speaker 1: But I think I can. I just ordered it on Amazon.
Speaker 1: I'd like to get it done by the end of
Speaker 1: the year. Wow, I don't think it's that crazy. Like, bro,
Speaker 1: I've tried to read The Idiots so many times and
Speaker 1: I just can't that Russian shit.
Speaker 2: It's like two dens for me or something. I really, Uh,
Speaker 2: what I like and what I've been sort of aiming
Speaker 2: for as a goal is that I'm just now fully
Speaker 2: being honest about what I like in books. And I
Speaker 2: like thriller, horror and I don't even care if it's garbage. Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: I got you, And so like I've resolved that, like,
Speaker 2: I may not have an opinion on a bunch of
Speaker 2: like the classics, right, but I do still want to
Speaker 2: be reading. I still want to be learning, growing, and
Speaker 2: so I'll focus my energy on some shit I really
Speaker 2: fuck with and just make that part of my wheelhouse
Speaker 2: rather than you know, trying to be fit in with
Speaker 2: a bunch of people who grew up reading some shit
Speaker 2: that I'm never going to appreciate as much as they do.
Speaker 1: It's not even the fitting into me though, it's just like,
Speaker 1: like the Shakespeare stuff. It's like a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: I like is based off of that. Almost everything, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So it's like I want that
Speaker 1: knowledge just in and of that, yeah, less than like
Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk to people about Shakespeare
Speaker 1: right or most books.
Speaker 2: But I also think, you know, all of it's based
Speaker 2: off of that because it was the first thing. And
Speaker 2: how many stories are That's what I mean. There's like
Speaker 2: six stories and he did them first, so here we are.
Speaker 2: And that conspiracy that he didn't do them or he
Speaker 2: had a lot of help he had that Shakespeare. I
Speaker 2: think there's a conspiracy that Shakespeare is more than one person.
Speaker 2: It's like a Banksy. Yeah, I didn't know that Banksy
Speaker 2: is thought to be more than one person. I thought that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, though, I yeah, I'm not sure. I
Speaker 2: don't know enough about either of them. But there are
Speaker 2: theories that Shakespeare was multiple people. There are theories that
Speaker 2: Shakespeare was a woman. There's also a lot of theories
Speaker 2: that he was gay, and that like half the sonnets
Speaker 2: are about a young boy, that he was like one
Speaker 2: specific young boy. I my understanding is that there were
Speaker 2: like a few, but like there's one dude in particular
Speaker 2: that really shines in them sonnets.
Speaker 1: Was he working class? He couldn't have been working class.
Speaker 1: He was writing in Shakespeare. Yeah, he's a pretty rich guy.
Speaker 1: He looked rich to me because he had an earring.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, big old puffed up collars then like a
Speaker 5: motherfucker with some money.
Speaker 1: That's not I feel like there will be a point
Speaker 1: where black people get to that collar, oh, puffed up collar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Do you think we're heading towards
Speaker 2: a puffed up collar era? I think it's gonna happen
Speaker 2: at some point. Now do you do you think about
Speaker 2: that in think progress? I don't think about fashion in
Speaker 2: those terms. Oh, I kind of just think about it
Speaker 2: as like, oh, what a weird face. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess they say like it can be I don't know.
Speaker 1: Enough about fashion. I understand how the trends are reflective
Speaker 1: of society. Like I remember hearing something about, like in
Speaker 1: the ninety shit was baggy because we were that prosperous.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if that's real. Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 2: always that thing where they go like during Victorian times,
Speaker 2: a thick woman meant that you were well fed. Right,
Speaker 2: They're attractive to everyone around you, right, And maybe that's true.
Speaker 2: Maybe they were getting like horned up for these big
Speaker 2: old thick ladies because they were rich. But then I
Speaker 2: wonder how much of that is like hindsight bias, where
Speaker 2: we go like, oh, that explains why everybody. Everybody was
Speaker 2: gonna be horning for the queen anyway, right, I think
Speaker 2: that she happened to be a little chubby, It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter where. That's our our. That's the way the world
Speaker 2: works is you're gonna be horny for the rich lady.
Speaker 1: I think, more specifically than people were always gonna be
Speaker 1: horny for rich ladies. I don't think there was ever
Speaker 1: a time when fat buds weren't cool, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, I think that was always probably pretty.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't, you know, I think in the
Speaker 2: same way.
Speaker 1: If anything, the most present time is probably the first
Speaker 1: time that people didn't like that buds.
Speaker 2: I think in the same way that like, media has
Speaker 2: poisoned our perspective on a lot of things. But I
Speaker 2: think fat butts are one of the biggest victims of
Speaker 2: media poisoning. Damn, yeah, that might be it, because I
Speaker 2: I do feel this way.
Speaker 1: I feel like ass got out of control and the
Speaker 1: way that titties did it at least at least at
Speaker 1: least in my life, right, because like you think about
Speaker 1: our age in the nineties, it was like we still
Speaker 1: like ass.
Speaker 2: But I feel like the zeitgeist was titty, titties was
Speaker 2: titties was king. Titties was king in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like the extreme of titties was
Speaker 1: not the same as the extreme of ass.
Speaker 2: Now, WHOA, yeah, you you think people have taken ass
Speaker 2: technology further than they took titty technology. One. I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: I saw a lot of videos of big tittied ladies
Speaker 2: crushing cans and and I don't think normal though. I
Speaker 2: don't think I think that was freak shit. I think
Speaker 2: that was friendship that you saw.
Speaker 1: I don't think that like I think if you compare
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's ass yeah to Pam Anderson's titties, Ye, Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian's ass is more outside the realm of oh.
Speaker 2: I will say this, I think that bbls have become
Speaker 2: so a part of our everyday lives that we don't
Speaker 2: even notice them anymore. You know what I mean that
Speaker 2: your TSA agent has a BBL That's where I see
Speaker 2: the most of them. Gloria, they're going crazy over I
Speaker 2: don't know if y'all got a work discount, but you're
Speaker 2: going nuts. It's crazy LaGuardia ass like in the last
Speaker 2: three four years, and frankly, some of you would do
Speaker 2: well to ask a different doctor for a second, a
Speaker 2: second consultation. I have seen some terrible ones at Laguardi.
Speaker 2: I've seen some wild point diamond shaped women. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I here's my question too, I don't know does
Speaker 1: that speak to surgery in general or is that something
Speaker 1: within the nature of the ass and or the titty.
Speaker 2: Well, here's something I can tell you that I learned
Speaker 2: pretty recently. My sister in law explained this to me
Speaker 2: that to be a plastic surgeon, specifically, the type of
Speaker 2: consummetic plastic surgeon that they are. You don't have to
Speaker 2: necessarily have a surgical license. You don't have to be
Speaker 2: a surgeon. You just have to like have a medical
Speaker 2: certification to be able to do a lot of these surgery. So, like,
Speaker 2: I can't remember his name, but like the dude who's
Speaker 2: like the biggest, one of the biggest like surgeons in
Speaker 2: the US who does like all the like weird celebrity
Speaker 2: bbms Miami. It might be doctor Miami. It might be
Speaker 2: a different dude, but either way, a doctor Miami type
Speaker 2: is a dentist. He's not an actual fucking plastic surgeon
Speaker 2: at all. God damn. He just is a dude who
Speaker 2: technically has a medical degree. And it is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm about to get a bag. We need to go
Speaker 2: back to a simpler time when doctor Miami was a
Speaker 2: cocaine dealer. Yeah, yeah, that's when we understood the world.
Speaker 2: That was easy.
Speaker 1: You got dentists making butts, that's crazy. That's they were
Speaker 1: already on the edge.
Speaker 2: They're not even they haven't even mastered veneer technology. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: and now you can put butts in Nah, that's crazy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's scary. Shit when you think about, like who's controlling
Speaker 2: the imagery that we not only experienced but like put
Speaker 2: on ourselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait till the butts get all Mmm,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be funny. You think twenty sixty.
Speaker 2: You think the disintegrating BBL is gonna be worth the
Speaker 2: worth the potential nightmare we we live in inside of
Speaker 2: everybody having.
Speaker 1: One, I know about worth it, but it's kind of
Speaker 1: it'll be a fun part of that to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: remember when we were going.
Speaker 2: Crazy, You're saying there's still a silver lining regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it'll be. But maybe the age well, I
Speaker 2: don't really know. I've never seen an old fic, but
Speaker 2: I don't think that this technology has gotten old yet.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. And I think that's why. And look
Speaker 1: that I think titty technology got older and they seem
Speaker 1: to be doing okay. I think some titties, some titties
Speaker 1: are aging really well. Yeah, and I think some of
Speaker 1: them are not.
Speaker 2: But I think that's just the difference in quality of
Speaker 2: work more than it is like the technology could not
Speaker 2: handle being old.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be crazy when whatever dudes start doing more regularly. Yeah, old,
Speaker 1: because hair is just the beginning, My friend.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what do you think's coming?
Speaker 1: I think it's all you think they're going to figure
Speaker 1: out how to give guys bigger dicks. You don't think
Speaker 1: that's where science has been leading this whole time. All
Speaker 1: of our great discoveries, the moon, landing, the Internet, it
Speaker 1: was all leading.
Speaker 2: Dudes being able to get bigger dick. That's the whole
Speaker 2: point of this. Well do it here? If not that, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then that's when that's the fall of Rome. If
Speaker 2: you're willing to break your shins so that you could
Speaker 2: get another four inches, you're one hundred willing to let
Speaker 2: them inject some shit into your PPM. See what happens.
Speaker 2: And do you want four inches on top? Or do
Speaker 2: you want four inches of dick? Really? I think the
Speaker 2: truth is you wanted four inches of dick, and the
Speaker 2: technology he hadn't caught up yet. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think I think you will stand so tall with
Speaker 2: four extra inches of dick. I would my posture would
Speaker 2: be so tall.
Speaker 1: Just from ego alone. I would will another inch off
Speaker 1: the top on the top, like I'm growing an inch.
Speaker 6: That's m hgh is gonna it's gonna burn back up.
Speaker 6: It's gonna like an old factory resetting. That motherfucker is
Speaker 6: kicking back in because I got four more inches a dick, bro,
Speaker 6: that's all we're all looking for. That's why you have
Speaker 6: a job, that's why you drive a car, man like. So, yeah,
Speaker 6: I do think that's where it's going. And I think
Speaker 6: that's quite frankly, a power we're not fit or ready
Speaker 6: to harness.
Speaker 2: I I think that is the fall of me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. I think once everybody is walking around with
Speaker 2: a big old dick, it is uh scary the results
Speaker 2: that are gonna come out of that. You know how
Speaker 2: many more wars everybody? Everybody's gonna because.
Speaker 1: I don't think it becomes everybody has a big dick,
Speaker 1: so no one has one because we're flowed, we're people,
Speaker 1: So it's it's gonna instead of that, it's gonna be like, no,
Speaker 1: I got this big.
Speaker 2: Old dick, doo, you can't talk to me like that.
Speaker 2: And now nobody Now nobody works at Target.
Speaker 1: And now nobody works at Target because we all got
Speaker 1: huge because everybody's an entrepreneur, everybody whole crypto and they
Speaker 1: you you know how many coins launched if we all
Speaker 1: get big dick.
Speaker 2: You spent money to get that big dick, so you
Speaker 2: know you earned you. You went through the trenches for
Speaker 2: that big Yeah. So yeah, you're gonna walk around and
Speaker 2: act like you have a big dick. Now, Bro, Guys
Speaker 2: with big dicks walk around crazy and they didn't even
Speaker 2: earn it. They didn't earn it at all. Imagine if
Speaker 2: you put that shit on layaway, a man and a
Speaker 2: lady gave you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got lucky. Yeah, real like, you just
Speaker 1: got lucky. Imagine if you worked hard. There's good people
Speaker 1: are gonna immigrate to this country for dicks.
Speaker 2: Whoa my life, came here for a better life.
Speaker 4: And also.
Speaker 2: Six he's just bunting tables it Olive Garden. He's gonna
Speaker 2: go back, He's gonna go back to say.
Speaker 6: Doctor North Dakota assures me he didn't give me the
Speaker 6: biggest hug that's ever existed.
Speaker 2: North.
Speaker 7: They're gonna have to put this technology somewhere unreachable, no,
Speaker 7: where you really have to earn it, because if it's
Speaker 7: just in Miami and they're giving niggas big dicks in Miami,
Speaker 7: we're done.
Speaker 2: So No, it's a it's a rat. Once new York
Speaker 2: finds out there giving big dicks down in not Miami,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be crazy. And in the Carolinas it's gonna fit.
Speaker 2: They got big, big, big dick week on the beach. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh man, myrtle, No, it's we really candle it, We
Speaker 2: really candle it. You scared the funk out of me.
Speaker 1: No, imagine the whole Alien Gonzales saga. If you had
Speaker 1: just been coming here to get a bigger dick.
Speaker 2: That's why that rap saying, yeah, they don't do any
Speaker 2: Cuba like. Look, man, what I got right now ain't
Speaker 2: gonna work. And I'm willing to break every law in
Speaker 2: this country. I'm willing to up end your legal system
Speaker 2: for the sake of getting a bigger hug.
Speaker 1: I'm not the type of guy to say this, but
Speaker 1: if we get big dick technology in Miami, go on
Speaker 1: and build that wall.
Speaker 2: We're gonna need it. We're gonna need We're gonna need it. Look,
Speaker 2: this is for our safety. These people coming over the border.
Speaker 2: We don't know what signs of penis is terrifying the
Speaker 2: little penises they have. We can't afford to give them
Speaker 2: big dicks. Build that wall. We can all agree, we
Speaker 2: don't want the gene pool water down in that way. Look,
Speaker 2: look these tiny pps.
Speaker 1: I just said, if you don't have a big dick
Speaker 1: build along, this can't be where you're getting any information.
Speaker 2: You said it, and I liked it so much I
Speaker 2: thought we should circle it. Yeah yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: we have said it before. We're not role models. No,
Speaker 2: I even forget to pronounces roll model.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that. I was just gonna
Speaker 1: say that I row row your boat models. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I forget that.
Speaker 2: It's roll roll model roll yeah, like you want with
Speaker 2: the e yeah, not like uh no, not like the dice.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be funny? Dice hero, my dice hero play dice?
Speaker 2: Uh not really.
Speaker 1: I think you would actually really enjoy it. And not
Speaker 1: even like at a house. I mean at Vegas, it's
Speaker 1: like at the craps table. It's like it's an energy game.
Speaker 2: It was the it was like the bad kid thing
Speaker 2: to do at school, right was be playing dice in
Speaker 2: the bathroom. And I think I was such a I
Speaker 2: don't want to be in a bad kid like bad
Speaker 2: bad kid. I liked. I like being tangential, tangential to
Speaker 2: a lot of like misbehaving people actually bad kids. They
Speaker 2: didn't want it to be like I didn't want to
Speaker 2: be like a bad kid. That's what I'm saying. Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like at the table, everybody's drunk, you're on
Speaker 1: a run, you're betting with some Swedish guy. I find
Speaker 1: you're asking him how to say stuff in Swedish.
Speaker 2: I find Vegas so intimidating, and real Sinos in general
Speaker 2: so intimidating, in part because everybody around you seems like
Speaker 2: they know what they're doing, that's true, and I don't,
Speaker 2: and you feel like an asshole to be like, can
Speaker 2: you teach me? No, I can play.
Speaker 1: It is built to make you feel like an asshole.
Speaker 1: It's built for you to either really know what you're
Speaker 1: doing or to come lose your money and leave because
Speaker 1: you're embarrassed.
Speaker 2: And I think a lot of people would would maybe
Speaker 2: break even if they were just willing to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: I don't actually know how to play this that good?
Speaker 2: Could someone help?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: And the thing about crafts that'll happen this should be
Speaker 1: getting on my nerves. You'll come and there'll be somebody
Speaker 1: who's betting everybody, and then it comes to your role
Speaker 1: and they don't bet, or they bet against you, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, so as fuck me right right?
Speaker 2: You get like, you get angry. They think you're a
Speaker 2: bad luck for some shit, for some shit. They don't
Speaker 2: like your energy, they don't like your energy, and so
Speaker 2: they bet against you. Yeah, and now you have a nemesis. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I've developed a callous because I've had a lot
Speaker 2: of Chinese people yell at me bad luck. Okay. They
Speaker 2: used to call me hawk Chai. Oh no, bad luck
Speaker 2: in Chinese. No I piece that together.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: It was either that or it was the worst word.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: The other their one for black at the time was Obama.
Speaker 1: Oh was twenty ten Okay, Yeah, it was like a
Speaker 1: lot of Obama. You live in Oakland Obama? Whoa yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So they didn't even consider that that there was only
Speaker 2: one Obama. They were like, nah, y'all all Obama. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 1: And I would love to say I haven't participated in
Speaker 1: similar activities going the other way.
Speaker 2: I think the nineties had us calling a lot of
Speaker 2: people Jackie Chan, Yes, in a violent, shameful way. I
Speaker 2: think we've talked about it on here. That whole movie
Speaker 2: was just like you can't you talk crazy? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't understand you. That's the whole movie.
Speaker 8: What's a Walk? It was like a very terrible cultural
Speaker 8: and it was like Jackie jan.
Speaker 2: Being very patient.
Speaker 1: They really Jackie Jed's like, in my country, I worked
Speaker 1: hard and I earned this job, and here's the story.
Speaker 2: And Chrisucker's like, I don't even talk about that day? Did?
Speaker 2: That was the only humanizing thing they did for him?
Speaker 2: Was there? Like his dad's dead and he was a cop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I guess he has a purpose. But like otherwise,
Speaker 2: Chris Tucker was just a psychopath yelling at this man
Speaker 2: who clearly doesn't speak English about touching his radio and
Speaker 2: letting him tag along in the most dangerous scenarios imaginable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was really, man, what a good movie it was.
Speaker 2: It was what a pair. And that's why I want
Speaker 2: to read Shakespeare because isn't that a Midsummer's Night's Dream?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, I don't. I don't think, so
Speaker 2: i'll tell you when I read it.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go so far as to say I don't
Speaker 9: think a midsummer Night's Dream at any point has a
Speaker 9: Chinese man saying the end word well, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, let me read it for myself. Let me
Speaker 2: be the judge of that. Yeah, all right, we we
Speaker 2: should get into some voicemails. Yeah, we got voicemails from you,
Speaker 2: sweet baby boys and baby girl. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the guy who last night told me
Speaker 1: in Langston he wants to call in with his pants
Speaker 1: off drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was that was very nice. It's nice to
Speaker 2: see fans out and about. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you
Speaker 2: don't have to call that way.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. You're
Speaker 1: an adult, and I think that's really all we could say.
Speaker 2: Uh. I haven't listened to anything. I haven't even looked
Speaker 2: at the titles. I haven't either, But but let's let's one.
Speaker 2: Let's let's be bold, let's be all right. Let me marry.
Speaker 2: I got the title, I got, I got one that
Speaker 2: seals exciting to the trigger.
Speaker 10: All right, here we go, Yo, first and foremost, love
Speaker 10: your episode. One of my homeboys. Put me on.
Speaker 2: Can't stop listening, all right, you cussing a lot. I
Speaker 2: like deep voice.
Speaker 10: I have a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's my fucking love custing. That's cool.
Speaker 11: I fucking love y'all. I gotta thing that tell you.
Speaker 11: It makes me, you know what the energy is. He's
Speaker 11: on break at work, like you ever be on breaking work,
Speaker 11: and you just trying to fit it in, like.
Speaker 2: Like walking in. It's like that. Yeah, his break just started,
Speaker 2: but he've been thinking about this the whole time. I'll
Speaker 2: tell him I'm about to put some ship on him.
Speaker 2: They're gonna call me back, so I gotta I love it.
Speaker 2: I gotta get this in. I love you all.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 10: Here we go, Shane and Shark and his brother, Sterling Shark.
Speaker 10: I think with everything going on right now with Shane
Speaker 10: and Sharp, it's a ritual conspiracy. It's a ritual fucking conspiracy.
Speaker 10: They're making him do all of this stupid shit so
Speaker 10: he could get his brother into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: WHOA, Okay, this isn't you're saying the NFL like some
Speaker 1: sort of shame ritual. NFL is making him do this.
Speaker 1: I would love that brother. I'm pretty sure this is
Speaker 1: all shit.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody assisted. I don't think that much
Speaker 2: mouth motherfucker needs that much help. I think it's all
Speaker 2: his idea. I think that boy ain't too bright and
Speaker 2: uh and and he really is digging a nasty b
Speaker 2: whole for himself. It's a deep because he's strong. That
Speaker 2: whole got muscles on it. He's strong as hell, but
Speaker 2: he is he is digging a hole. It is a
Speaker 2: fascinating thing to watch listening.
Speaker 10: Sterland Shark's numbers were not amazing. They just wanted somebody
Speaker 10: to get into Hall of Fame so they could keep
Speaker 10: on having all these other players come later on. But
Speaker 10: Sterling Shark was never gonna make it. Shannon put himself
Speaker 10: on there and said, I would do whatever to keep
Speaker 10: my brother into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: That's it, Okay, listen, I understand what you're saying, and
Speaker 2: I love my brother. Yeah, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people will worry he might
Speaker 2: be listening any any of the three and my sisters too,
Speaker 2: they're not listening.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have sex with a twenty
Speaker 1: year old to help your brother, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's like he's like, I gotta do it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 12: I gotta do it for Sterling, my sacrifice, fucking twenty
Speaker 12: year older.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think he I think he
Speaker 2: isn't a hero's tinge.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's a wild but because did Sterling,
Speaker 1: because he does say he's one of those guys who's like,
Speaker 1: my brother was better than I ever was, right.
Speaker 2: I think so, right, But I think everybody feels that
Speaker 2: way about there just because he got taller first. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, Michael Jordan has all those stories about how
Speaker 2: like his brother was like the the greater player, but
Speaker 2: he never grew past like five eight. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: his brother's also five eight. Yeah, and it's like, well,
Speaker 2: Jame's Larry. Yeah, He's like, well, I guess you could
Speaker 2: say Larry's better, but like when you're in when you.
Speaker 1: Were twelve, he was, he was, And that's cool man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think that's fun. It's really dope. He's telling
Speaker 1: people in the bar right now.
Speaker 2: Cheryl Miller was so good at basketball that she busted
Speaker 2: Reggie Miller's for most of his life life. But eventually
Speaker 2: Reggie Miller made it past what that is, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, we have to be honest about Errol
Speaker 2: is more revolutionary for her game than one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: But yeah, eventually Reggie became a giant who could do
Speaker 2: some impossible shit, and that made it so that him
Speaker 2: and Cheryl weren't on the same competitive level. And that's okay.
Speaker 2: Do you think Cheryl ever gave it to him?
Speaker 1: Just like one time at Thanksgiving when nobody's around, she's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I think you're really good at basketball.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think I think you're really really good at that.
Speaker 2: I think she gave that. Boy. Hell yeah, you can
Speaker 2: feel it on him. You can't feel it on him.
Speaker 2: I think he's spent his whole life just hoping she
Speaker 2: would say that. Yeah, and she never gave him even
Speaker 2: a taste of it. Well, there's still time, there's still time.
Speaker 2: They're both still with us. Yeah, God, that would be
Speaker 2: as far as Shannon's sharpest concerned. Yes, I don't believe
Speaker 2: him to be a particularly altruistic guy. I think this
Speaker 2: is a person who who has largely been out for
Speaker 2: self for some time now. And I think I think
Speaker 2: while his brother probably he does see his brother as
Speaker 2: like a deserving person. I don't know that giving up
Speaker 2: the career that he had like somehow made for himself
Speaker 2: is a fair exchange for a Hall of fame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which it's like, who's I don't even who's on
Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame ballot. I don't even ever Like
Speaker 1: every Hall of Fame ballot, it's always like two guys,
Speaker 1: you know, like for a casual observer, like two guys,
Speaker 1: you know, and then five guys that they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: Apple Sauce Jenkins, the single bar.
Speaker 2: Helmet, you know what I mean? Dicky Markinson, Yeah, technique.
Speaker 1: And you're like, all right, I guess he was an
Speaker 1: innovative nose tackle in the sixties.
Speaker 2: He's the first one to put stuff under his eyes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess they called it coonan. Now you're ready to
Speaker 2: play football? Come here out about my rolling tied? And
Speaker 2: are they coonan? Isn't it fun? Just a peel white sport,
Speaker 2: Dick pel white sports. He will never catch us here.
Speaker 2: They used to feel, the black man can't even run
Speaker 2: this fast. Man, I wish I could have that.
Speaker 1: Seems like a great time to be alive as a
Speaker 1: black man when we took over sports, Like, like to
Speaker 1: see that happen in your that would be great. It
Speaker 1: would almost be. It's because it's almost like, I policy
Speaker 1: is obviously what helps or whatever, but the social win,
Speaker 1: like black men taking over basketball. Do you think that
Speaker 1: did more than having a black president for the first time.
Speaker 1: I think I think that's why we don't we really
Speaker 1: should be saying Bill Russell is the greatest player of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 2: Because of that specific because of the giant leap that
Speaker 2: he forced a bunch of motherfuckers to make in regards
Speaker 2: to how they saw the sport and the controlling parties
Speaker 2: in it. I think you owe some shit to Bill Russell.
Speaker 2: That's fair, you know what I mean, Like, I think
Speaker 2: everybody else has been probably a more talented player right
Speaker 2: on the list, but I think nobody has had an
Speaker 2: impact on like the humanity of a greater group of
Speaker 2: people than Bill Russell, right.
Speaker 1: Because what else outside of sports? And I guess entertainment,
Speaker 1: which is like you know that's so loaded in and
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, but what other industry have we taken over.
Speaker 2: In that way? I don't tennis maybe, but even tennis,
Speaker 2: but it's now give us the keys.
Speaker 1: They just go like it's a quality of players, but
Speaker 1: it's not a quantity of players, And like I don't
Speaker 1: think tennis will ever it's not going to ever reflect
Speaker 1: back black culture in the way that like the NBA does.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, is Chanta Francis Tiafo though let's
Speaker 1: go sire leone, baby be.
Speaker 2: On talk.
Speaker 4: From yeah.
Speaker 2: Even the uh, even the way that Serena Williams continue
Speaker 2: to have like TIFFs with them about her clothing, about
Speaker 2: like her behavior on the court reflects how much it
Speaker 2: remains a white sport while your greatest is a black woman.
Speaker 1: Same with same with golf, but basketball and football. It
Speaker 1: was like, no, this is it's just it's you just
Speaker 1: have to you just have to accept it.
Speaker 2: And and if Bill Russell is our greatest pioneer, I
Speaker 2: was say Steph Curry is number two for I would
Speaker 2: say for light skimped the same level for no step forward,
Speaker 2: stop it, stop it. You're disgusting. I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 2: Give me two hundred dollars. That was insane. I think
Speaker 2: that has sound off in the comment has lifted.
Speaker 5: This is crazy, as you're saying, has lifted light eyes
Speaker 5: stop it. Please sellow spirited men get out of you
Speaker 5: to a beautiful, angelic high.
Speaker 2: This is that we may never come down from. Thank you,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Wardale. Anyways, let's listen to another. Let's do
Speaker 2: one more voice. Man.
Speaker 1: That was that was that was a crazy I liked it.
Speaker 1: I like the audacity much like, because that's all I respect.
Speaker 1: You know that about me?
Speaker 2: I made a bold choice. Yeah, and that's really what
Speaker 2: I like in life. Let's take a break. When we
Speaker 2: come back, we're gonna do one more voicemail, more David
Speaker 2: more like. My mother told me we need to have
Speaker 2: songs to get us away from drugs. Again. I agree.
Speaker 2: We really cut that out. We cut that short. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a little fun little about fitting All. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: getting off the smump, Get off that fin, yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: stop pitching that take get off that fin. Oh. I like, yeah, look,
Speaker 2: I just thought of that. We gotta get somebody in here.
Speaker 2: We gotta get somebody we gotta get We just make
Speaker 2: an anti fitting All song, almost identical to that one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think it'd be awesome doing that thing
Speaker 9: that turned into that weird smokey Robinson.
Speaker 12: That's exactly what I was going for. That's exactly what
Speaker 12: I was going for. We got different plans. Never mind,
Speaker 12: I thought we were in saying Okay, I don't think
Speaker 12: we can work on this together.
Speaker 2: Okay, this next voicemail, I actually don't know what the
Speaker 2: subject line means, but I'm excited because it either is
Speaker 2: going to make no sense or the most sense.
Speaker 4: Ma mam was sold me, Hey, guys, love.
Speaker 2: It, okay, coming in hot. You don't like that. I
Speaker 2: don't know how I feel about it. I think the
Speaker 2: the passion at which this person saying and then directly
Speaker 2: went back into their regular speaking voice, yeah, troubles me slightly. Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean, but did you what you thought it was
Speaker 2: going to be a hinged man? I think I wanted
Speaker 2: him to be like that was crazy, right, and then
Speaker 2: you say, hey, uh, he just sort of was like normal,
Speaker 2: here we go, much like your Steph Curry take. I
Speaker 2: loved it, Okay, let's go show.
Speaker 4: I'm calling it sober very much on my way to work,
Speaker 4: wishing I was not sober. Uh. My mama told me
Speaker 4: that about eighty five percent a coucie feels the same.
Speaker 4: Pause is therefore, this.
Speaker 1: Guy must be protected at all cords. This man is dangerous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's I don't even know if he's right or not.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that already puts everything in jeopardy.
Speaker 2: Eighty five percent, that's a lot. Same, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: That's you're really taking power away from Cucci. Yeah, from
Speaker 2: the almighty dollar. It's certainly what I value most.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is possible for things to actually be better
Speaker 4: than the majority of pussy. I eat food, and I'm
Speaker 4: sure you have all had an experience where you've ate
Speaker 4: some food and it was so good that you thought
Speaker 4: to yourself, this is better than some sex I have had.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this man has had coucie. Uh
Speaker 1: is what I'm starting to say. Yeah, you think this
Speaker 1: is all a long time. I think that maybe he's
Speaker 1: not familiar with the heights that it can read. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like me, I get pussy all the time. Watch
Speaker 1: me leave a voicemail about it. Yeah, yeah, I like
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. All right, Yeah, I mac and cheese
Speaker 1: has gotten me sweaty, but I wasn't proud of it.
Speaker 2: I've certainly had a lot of meals where I go like, damn,
Speaker 2: that shit, that shit was like sex, that shit felt whatever.
Speaker 2: I think. Where I disagree is that if I'm ever
Speaker 2: saying it's better than sex, it's because I just had sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean, Like, I know more
Speaker 2: sex is on the horizon. I'm not like eating mac
Speaker 2: and cheese and then being like, you know what, I
Speaker 2: don't need to fuck no more. I could just keep
Speaker 2: eating this.
Speaker 1: It's also where you know the bar is It's like
Speaker 1: if you say that was better than sex, you're not
Speaker 1: saying it's better than the best sex you ever had.
Speaker 2: You're saying it's better than the worst sex you have. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is always always, Yeah, this is better than de giorno.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, this is this is better than junior year.
Speaker 2: I guess we knew what was going on, but this
Speaker 2: is like, now we're talking now to his point, he's saying,
Speaker 2: eighty five percent of it is just that is you know,
Speaker 2: it's just this standard sort of like, uh, not bad,
Speaker 2: not good.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand. I thought he said eighty five percent
Speaker 1: of the couchies in the world felt the same.
Speaker 2: I think that is what he's saying.
Speaker 1: So I thought, okay, I thought what you were saying
Speaker 1: is that he's saying eighty five percent.
Speaker 2: Of the reason koochie feels good. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think he's putting a measurement on pussy objectively, right.
Speaker 2: I think he's saying, as a group, most pussy is
Speaker 2: the same. Kouchie respectfully is the same. But every once
Speaker 2: in a while you come across something miraculous. I would
Speaker 2: like to also hear the numbers if that's how he
Speaker 2: feels about booty. Oh interesting.
Speaker 4: And also for a lot of women who think they
Speaker 4: have premium or top tier, that.
Speaker 2: From a bad place. Yeah, coming from a bad place.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that. That was not good. I don't
Speaker 2: the way that this is a villain. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I think this. This felt like a peer reviewed science
Speaker 2: at first, and now it's just the man who has
Speaker 2: an issue with a few women who who made fun
Speaker 2: of his body or yeah. Yeah, I get it, because
Speaker 2: they'll eat you up sometimes. Yeah, and it hurts you.
Speaker 2: I've been hurt before him. I just think leaving the
Speaker 2: voicemail is not going to be the solution to the
Speaker 2: pain that you're experiencing. But let's hear him. Yeah, let's
Speaker 2: let him finish. Because that top tier, that premium, we
Speaker 2: got to know what that means for you.
Speaker 4: They often are very incorrect, and usually men can tell
Speaker 4: if a woman is in that top tier, not by
Speaker 4: actually engaging in sexual intercourse, but looking at the aura
Speaker 4: of men around her.
Speaker 2: Pause. This man is he's speaking from from underground. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's talking about auras. Yeah, what do you do? We
Speaker 2: can smell it in the wind that she's got the
Speaker 2: good pussy, because here's the thing, and yeah, this is
Speaker 2: like bullshit. If there was ever something to believe in
Speaker 2: the idea of like a diamond in the rough, it's kuchie.
Speaker 2: If there was like a case for that idea of
Speaker 2: things being you don't think there's just some great kouchie
Speaker 2: at seven eleven that you just don't know about because
Speaker 2: she just married some man and like like like that's
Speaker 2: that's this is I don't like this guy. Also, I
Speaker 2: we're my friend. Because you're saying I was wrong, I'll
Speaker 2: say this. I think that this is such a cynical
Speaker 2: perspective of the world and that kouchi, much like anything,
Speaker 2: has the potential to grow and change and become whatever
Speaker 2: it wants to be. If you have spent your life
Speaker 2: with trash pussy, that can end today. You tomorrow can
Speaker 2: wake up and say I got good kouchie called Docta
Speaker 2: that's where they do that. It is gonna take some work,
Speaker 2: but you can. You can face the world a good
Speaker 2: Couchi person despite much like you can face the world
Speaker 2: a good dick dude, even though you have a history
Speaker 2: of leaving bad dick around town. I think that people
Speaker 2: have the potential for growth and change, and I think
Speaker 2: this sort of weird measurement of eighty five to fifteen
Speaker 2: and you don't know you thought you had it, but
Speaker 2: you don't have it presumes that Kouchi is strictly about
Speaker 2: the uh, the orifice, right, And that's not what good
Speaker 2: pussy is for me. No, it's the whole catalog. It's
Speaker 2: everything about it. It's the entire vibe. Your whole experience
Speaker 2: with that person is good pussy. And I don't put
Speaker 2: a measurement on it strictly based off of the vagina
Speaker 2: exactly because we love women and this guy does not.
Speaker 2: But brother, we hope you keep listening. Yeah, no, keep
Speaker 2: going in because you're driving the dialogue.
Speaker 13: We disagree with you, but that don't mean you got
Speaker 13: to go home. You keep kicking it. You keep hanging
Speaker 13: out and see if maybe you know you catch the
Speaker 13: vibe we got going on over here. Yeah, you thought
Speaker 13: you were playing Pete Nuncle. We play spades. That's you're
Speaker 13: gonna have to figure out what we got going But
Speaker 13: you're welcome to stay. Put that shitty deck away, But
Speaker 13: congratulations learning a harder game Yep, for sure, harder.
Speaker 2: I hope that works out for you. Learning the more
Speaker 2: complicated it, it's harder and way less people want to
Speaker 2: play it. But I'm over here getting drunk, going new,
Speaker 2: so we don't need to finish. I would like to finish.
Speaker 4: I e how men react to Rihanna who have been
Speaker 4: with her or Erica Badu. We all know that they
Speaker 4: have top tier without ever engaging. So just wanted to
Speaker 4: share that theory with you. Guys. I don't know if
Speaker 4: that's something you can work with. Yeah, here such a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we can work with pusy because pussy is eighty feeling
Speaker 4: to say. Love y'all guys, take care.
Speaker 2: Damn damn. Hey, first of all, man, we love you too,
Speaker 2: like a brother. Uh and and like a lot of brothers,
Speaker 2: we think, brother, you need help. Yeah, brother, it's not
Speaker 2: working good. You got to learn to love ladies beyond
Speaker 2: the some of their parts. That was a blind cell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: black insa. No, I knew what you do. I knew
Speaker 2: it wasn't a word I was familiar with, but that
Speaker 2: it had other words I recog. Yeah, it's usually just
Speaker 2: me combined and two shits. Yeah, what you got going on?
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