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Speaker 1: Today. Our phone prank victim is a mom who keeps

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Speaker 1: telling her husband about how happy she is with the

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Speaker 1: daycare center their five year old goes to, and the

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Speaker 1: reason why he comes home every night completely exhausted, Why

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Speaker 1: she's had the most fun a kid could possibly ever have.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired for sure.

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Speaker 1: Well, she's about to find out the real reason he's

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Speaker 1: so drained every single day when he comes home. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure how she's going to react in your phone

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Speaker 1: tab right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Hi, this is Renee from Todd's daycare. Is this Marissa?

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Speaker 3: It is Hi. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I am so good. I just wanted to call and

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Speaker 2: let you know. We're having an absolute blast with Zach today.

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Speaker 3: Oh she's the best, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: He really is. You know, he's just so fun and

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Speaker 2: he's got so much energy.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad to hear it. I can tell that you

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Speaker 3: he's having a good time. He comes home. He's just exhausted,

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Speaker 3: which I'm not complaining about at all.

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Speaker 2: I bet he is. You know. Oh that makes total sense.

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Speaker 2: It's all because of our new program.

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Speaker 3: What new program?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Debbie didn't tell you when you were here. No,

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Speaker 2: it's really great. It's called sim it stands for secret

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Speaker 2: iPad marathon.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: See, we tell them throughout the day that if you

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Speaker 2: want to play it, you have to charge him up right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: But their little brain doesn't get how technology works, so

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Speaker 2: we pretend the iPad can only be powered by running

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Speaker 2: on a treadmill.

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Speaker 3: Oh what isn't that adorable?

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Speaker 2: Here? You know, I'm going to go into the other

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Speaker 2: room and see how little Zach's do it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey Zachy, Wow, you almost on a full five

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Speaker 2: p to day? Oh jop buddy? Oh yeah, and I

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Speaker 2: see you too. I think you're doing great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, these kids, I'll tell you standing that really.

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Speaker 3: Uh and did you just say ran a five k? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Could you not hear me over the treadmills? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: His little legs are just pumping right now.

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Speaker 3: Hie, he's five along. Really, she's like a long way

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Speaker 3: for him to run.

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Speaker 2: He Isn't it impressive? And he loves it. He thinks

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Speaker 2: it's to charge his iPad for sim Keep going, keep going.

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Speaker 2: I see that battery level going up. Oh you're doing

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Speaker 2: a good. Trap. Yeah, Hey, Susie, you need to tie

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Speaker 2: your shoe. That could be a trip hazard.

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Speaker 3: I'm not ra I'm not really comfortable. I'm not sure

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Speaker 3: I'm comfortable with this.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, I can't hear you. Let me just leave

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Speaker 2: the treadmill room real quick. Okay, okay, no, what was that?

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 3: I just I'm not sure I'm comfortable with him running

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Speaker 3: so much? I mean, does explain why he's tired. But

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Speaker 3: that seems like a lot for a little kid.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he loves it, you know.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure?

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Speaker 2: I sure you should see him. We got him all

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Speaker 2: little matching sweatbands to wear it too. Oh, say the

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Speaker 2: daycare's name on it.

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Speaker 3: That's cute. But our other parents okay with this?

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Speaker 2: Our other parents okay? With their kids getting great exercise

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Speaker 2: and sleeping the night away. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: But look, but it kind of sounds like a labor camp.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we would never do something like that.

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Speaker 3: But not everybody.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. Maybe this makes you feel better.

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Speaker 2: Not everybody chooses a treadmill. Okay, some of them choose

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Speaker 2: the rowing machine to charge their iPad. That is drinking

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Speaker 2: because you're rowing in you have all the.

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Speaker 3: Children do this, so then what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you know, it makes work fantastic? Yeah, us

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Speaker 2: ladies here, we just like to catch up on some

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Speaker 2: reality shows. A couple of them like to fill out

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Speaker 2: their Amazon wishless for their sugar daddies. Okay, I'm telling

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Speaker 2: you daycare work isn't paying what it used to, you know.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, yeah, I just I have so many problems

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Speaker 3: with this.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. My goodness. Debby said, your husband gave

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Speaker 2: the full Okay, he signed the release form for it all.

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Speaker 3: Carson did not do that because we would have spoken

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Speaker 3: about it, because that's what we do.

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Speaker 2: Because if you would have talked about it, then you

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Speaker 2: would have ruined this prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Oh thanks Sprung for the radio show brug and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. I don't work for your kids' daycare.

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Speaker 2: You're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Well, you got me. I was so worried about Zach.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to get a lot more angry.

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Speaker 3: But do you know how hard it is to find daycare?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it is to get a

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Speaker 2: five year old to run a five k every day?

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Speaker 2: We've been up sacky.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, let me.

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Speaker 2: Tell you his calf muscles are looking great.

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Speaker 3: You guys are crazy wake up. Every morning was Boom

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Speaker 3: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning,