1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Jewbols dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 3: I do yes. So for the past like a few 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 3: weeks so I'm married, and for the past few meet 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 3: weeks here, my wife has just been like on me 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 3: about everything, like no matter what I do, it's either 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 3: not good enough, I'm doing it wrong too. I don't 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 3: know what it is. Just everything I'm doing is I'm 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 3: doing it wronger I'm pissing her off, so, you know, 10 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 3: like not doing the dishes all the way, putting things 11 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 3: away in the wrong place, and getting chewing food too loud, 12 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 3: like everything, Okay, I'm sorry. So I'm trying to give 13 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 3: her space. And so this past weekend, like I wake 14 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 3: up early to mow the lawn on Saturday, like I 15 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 3: always do, so I'm trying to do a quiet I 16 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 3: don't want to wake her up. I don't want to 17 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 3: make too much noise, and you know, I finish it 18 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,279 Speaker 3: feeling good about it. 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 1: She comes out, she's like, you woke me up. And 20 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: he always looks like so, I'm like, okay, So my wife, 21 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: you know, she enjoys. 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 3: Her morning coffee. So she's also lactose in tolerance, so 23 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 3: it's her usual oat milk. I topped that off with 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 3: some real milk, and she's very lactose in tolerance. So 25 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 3: the day she had after drinking that full large coffee, oh, 26 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 3: I think she was feeling the pain I was feeling, because, yeah, 27 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 3: she was having a hell of a day. I was 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 3: feeling great, lack stuff. I re mode the lawn. But yeah, 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 3: she was going through it that day. 30 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 2: You are really making marriage sound. 31 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, what if she found out? 32 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 3: Would you be even more mad at you? I mean, 33 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 3: at this point, what else can I do wrong? You know? 34 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you for telling us your dirty 35 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 2: little secret. 36 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 3: Thank you. 37 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: On another note, can old white dudes stop being so creepy? 38 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 3: Excuse me? 39 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was at the gym yesterday and I was 40 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 2: swimming for a workout, and then I was sitting in 41 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 2: the hot tub and there was a couple of women 42 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 2: in there and they recognized me from the show, and 43 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 2: so they're like, oh, hey, you're and I was like, yeah, 44 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 2: that's cool. Already kind of already kind of awkward because 45 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,679 Speaker 2: I'm in a hot tub, you know. And then I'm 46 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,119 Speaker 2: just like, yeah, thanks for listening or whatever. And then 47 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 2: this old dude like probably like eighties comes up and 48 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 2: he starts to get in the hot tub and he's 49 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 2: like and he likes the ladies. What And they're like 50 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 2: and I was like, he's like, yeah, did you hear me? 51 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 2: He likes the ladies too, And in my mind I'm like, no, no, 52 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 2: I don't like these ladies. I like my lady. But 53 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 2: then they get out, like pretty quickly because that's awkward, right, 54 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 2: And then I was sitting there like rubbing my shoulder 55 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 2: with my shoulder kind of her and he's like, what 56 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 2: do you got a nod. 57 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 3: In your shoulder? 58 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 2: Don't tell me he did that. And I was like, yeah, 59 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 2: my shoulder is a little a little tight and he's like, 60 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 2: you know, I'm a massage therapy. 61 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: It's like yeah. 62 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 2: And I was like, oh that's cool, man, Wow, I'll 63 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 2: see you later. 64 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 3: Man. 65 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 2: The dude are coming for you just as much as 66 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 2: they do. 67 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 3: For being big. 68 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 2: And then I remember I met a gym and then 69 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 2: I tripped over his dog that was with him as 70 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 2: I was getting out of the hot tub. Ye with him, 71 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 2: he like to do that. I didn't know that they did, 72 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 2: but apparently anyway, it could have been a fun time 73 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 2: for me. Hey, you ladies and the guy had a dog. 74 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret.