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Speaker 1: We always take a little time off around the holidays

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Speaker 1: because it's Christmas.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 1: Or everyone stops.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I really hope it sucks for people who

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Speaker 3: can't have you know, I wish everybody got I want

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Speaker 3: so many Christmas as a servers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, working for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: We love you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone except my butler. They get time out what

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Speaker 1: he's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. But thanks to the

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Speaker 1: video board that they installed out in our lobby, I

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Speaker 1: realized our technical director, Ashton has a birthday on December twentieth,

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Speaker 1: which means we miss it every year, but not this time.

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Speaker 2: That might be a gift is that he doesn't have

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Speaker 2: to be here.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, we're going to celebrate that little redheaded

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Speaker 1: rascal with a fun fact about his life.

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Speaker 4: Oh, he's sharing a fact.

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Speaker 3: He's in the room.

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Speaker 2: You're acting like you're not talking. This is this is

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Speaker 2: in celebration.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have to talk about it because participate. I

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Speaker 1: go back exactly nine months from his birthday. It lands

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Speaker 1: on March twentieth.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's right.

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Speaker 1: The vernal equinox, the first day of spring, where his

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Speaker 1: mom and dad came out of hibernation and made sweet,

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Speaker 1: sweet love to be very day. Yes, think about that,

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Speaker 1: mister and missus Ashton squishing goodies on the first day

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Speaker 1: of spring, just shaking those cherry bloss wears. So yes,

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Speaker 1: it was beautiful, Ashton. Are you picturing it right now?

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Speaker 1: Close your eyes? Was it in a field of flowers

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Speaker 1: or was it behind a Joeanne fabrics? We don't know,

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Speaker 1: but we do know those three and a half minutes

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Speaker 1: of unbridled passion created our boy Ashton.

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Speaker 4: That's very generous.

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Speaker 1: Strangely enough, same size as when he came out of

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Speaker 1: the womb.

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Speaker 2: He's just as big today.

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Speaker 1: So Ashton happy for the very time on this show.

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Speaker 2: That must make you feel so good.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow we'll get Ashton's parents on the phone to go

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Speaker 1: into more detail about that glorious spring day blow by

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Speaker 1: blow by blow Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: They could just do an audio reenact live.

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Speaker 2: Oh that yeah, really special.

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Speaker 1: Now we're all in the perfect headspace to get into

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Speaker 1: the shock collar question of the day. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: hope Jake has some questions lined.

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Speaker 2: Up about the vernal equinox for this.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it.

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Speaker 5: Well, friends, it's the magical time of year, when we

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Speaker 5: all gather around our TV screens, pour a warm mug

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Speaker 5: of cocoa, and rewatch the same twelve holiday movies we've

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Speaker 5: seen every single year.

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Speaker 4: Alive.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Home Alone was on TV the other day and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I can't watch it. I gotta save

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Speaker 1: it for my family.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it hundred times.

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Speaker 5: But to celebrate the peak of holiday movie season, People

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Speaker 5: magazine came out with a list of the greatest Christmas

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Speaker 5: movie villains all time. You'll have to tell me which

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Speaker 5: characters made the cut during a special Christmas Crooks and

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Speaker 5: Creeps edition.

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Speaker 4: Of Ty of twenty. Here's how it works.

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Speaker 5: I have a list of the top twenty most iconic

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Speaker 5: holiday bad guys according to People Magazine. You could give

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Speaker 5: me the name of the character or the actor who

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Speaker 5: played them. Just get one from the list to stay

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Speaker 5: in the game. And yes, the silver save isn't play.

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Speaker 5: We'll start with the woman who's always seen The conductor

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Speaker 5: from Polar Express is kind of a father figure.

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Speaker 1: That move is so weird.

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Speaker 2: I hate it, the animations. That's your dad you're talking about. Well,

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Speaker 3: I mean, he eventually turns good, but I guess maybe

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Speaker 3: he's considered villain the Grinch, making.

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Speaker 4: The Cinch.

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Speaker 5: Even on our list, played by Jimmy Garry from How

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Speaker 5: the Grinch Stole Yeah, he becomes good at the end.

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Speaker 5: There's some purely evil gods. The okay is number eight,

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Speaker 5: Alexis you're in there brook?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Well, when I think of Christmas batties, I mean

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Speaker 3: the most iconic is Scrooge right?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah? Why is he bad?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Because he lives in a gated community.

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Speaker 2: Suddenly he's a bad guy.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's not pain is employees enough for them to

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Speaker 3: even feed their families?

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Speaker 5: On Scrooge right above the Grinch at number seven, I

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Speaker 5: think from a Christmas Carol nineteen before We're played by

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Speaker 4: Scott Jose, We're over to you now.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to say here?

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Speaker 6: Oh, from A Night Before Christmas as Oogie Boogie on there.

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Speaker 5: Number two ninety three is the Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington.

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Speaker 1: And then I thought, when I was sixteen years old,

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Speaker 1: I remember being so mad at the movie theater when

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus three came out.

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Speaker 2: The escape clause.

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Speaker 4: Is that the one with Tim Allen?

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Speaker 1: It's all three of the that's the third in Make

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Speaker 1: Sure The third one has Martin shorten it and he

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Speaker 1: ruined everything playing Jack Frost one, he was a bad.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying Martin short or Jack from I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: The actor or the character? And Jack Frost is number nine,

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Speaker 5: the Santa Claus three, the escape Clause terrible. We're on

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Speaker 5: around two Alexis. We're naming the top twenty Christmas villains

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Speaker 5: of all time according to People magazine, and number one

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Speaker 5: is still on the board.

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Speaker 4: Can I say the two Burglars from Home Alone?

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Speaker 5: Or do I need their name?

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Speaker 3: Do they call themselves like the Wet Bandits.

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Speaker 4: Or whatever and the water that would you like to say? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Those two Burglars? Okay? A number four in the list? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: nineteen nineties Home Alone Brook?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know like the weird stop motion maybe from

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Speaker 3: the seventies where the little boy is trying to say

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Speaker 3: Shanta and I think they have the abdominal snowman abominable.

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Speaker 3: He's got abdominals dominate, the really ripped snowman.

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Speaker 2: That's right, because I have that written.

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Speaker 4: I need you to say the a word, Brooke, What

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Speaker 4: a word are you going with?

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Speaker 3: Abominable?

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Speaker 5: Abominable? We'll count that from Rudolph The Red Nose Reindier

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Speaker 5: in nineteen sixty four.

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Speaker 2: I hate that.

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Speaker 5: Word, Jose one, three, five, and then like all of

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Speaker 5: the ten through twenties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Wow, I'm trying to think of the other Christmas movies

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Speaker 6: and I'm stuck. So I'm gonna have to go on

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Speaker 6: a lamb and say The bad Father from Elf.

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Speaker 4: James Kahan and El James Kahan. I'm sorry, Jeffrey, you

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Speaker 4: got any more?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's always debated if it's a Christmas movie or not.

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Speaker 1: Die Hard with Hans Gruber.

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Speaker 4: Number five on five.

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Speaker 5: Run out of time, which means this is the end of.

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Speaker 4: Save the Lexus.

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Speaker 1: But let's go over this.

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Speaker 2: Let's go over the list to see the ones you miss.

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Speaker 5: Number one mister Potter from It's a Wonderful Life, the

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Speaker 5: guy who the bank.

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Speaker 3: Yes, oh so terrible. What do you mean he's so

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Speaker 3: so Ashton, he did a so so hand.

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Speaker 5: I believe that It's a Wonderful Life is not a

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Speaker 5: Christmas movie, and I will down that hill.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here, get out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Scott Farcas from a Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Story, Uh, brother the Bully.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Howard's neighbor Ted Malton, who tries to win over

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Speaker 5: Howard's wife in the Greatest Christmas movie of all Time,

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Speaker 5: Jingle All the Way, played by Phil Hartman. Crampis from

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Speaker 5: Crampis Meister Berger Burgermeister from Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.

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Speaker 5: The snow Miser, Professor Hinkle, the Ghost of Christmas Yet

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Speaker 5: to come from a Christmas Carol, The Heap Miser Below,

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Speaker 5: the Snow Miser, The Marley's the Mean Landlords from screen

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Speaker 5: cousin Nettie's Boss, Frank Shirley from National Landline, Christmas Vacation,

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Speaker 5: and the Winter Warlock before He turns Good and Santa

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Speaker 5: Claus Is Coming to Town.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, Well, there's a lot of villains say, you're.

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Speaker 1: The only one who didn't get all the ones right,

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Speaker 1: so you're gonna be getting shocked.

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Speaker 2: Somebody wanted to hear jingle bells for Christmas. I literally

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Speaker 2: was like, please do it.

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Speaker 6: Christmas Carol, Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the Way.

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Speaker 6: Oh what fun it has two riding a one horse

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Speaker 6: open slag.

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Speaker 2: That was your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning