WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Scotty Took His Announcer Voice on Vacation! 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:08.840 Hello, little little test there the microphone. Careful, it's very 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:09.560 very teetering. 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:15.760 It is very very teetering. You better runch out, stretcher 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.640 us very teeter. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:29.240 Oh check it, check it? How's that? What's up now? 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:30.160 I mean? 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.240 Should I start over? 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.199 No? This is fine. 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.839 Welcome to bull Chat. Should I play a thing? Undo? 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:40.920 The button pushed over there? Why you should raise your 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:42.040 chair a little bit so you don't have to keep 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.400 doing this every time you speak. Raise up the chair 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:49.080 and welcome to bull Chat. Today's Wednesday, March first. Welcome 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.120 to the IDEs of March. Is that what it's called, 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.000 hides the IDEs of March? So it's funny. I was 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.400 on vacation last week. I was on the cruise ship 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:59.200 on Norwegian Epic, and I was listening to last week's 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.360 bull Chat. It sure was invigorating. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.280 Unlike you, I had to work. I worked. I said 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:09.679 I was going to do it, and then what wound 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.400 up happening was like, oh busy, imis I'll do an 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.880 extra episode one of these days. I just were gonna 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.240 get Yeah, I was gonna do it with Newman and 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:18.119 Newman movie. 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:19.440 Newman wanted to do it with him. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:23.880 No, Newman, I'm sorry, a Friday episode, Newman, I'll text you. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.679 I'm going to text Newman Noasis, but I don't forget. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:27.640 I'm gonna ask him when he's available to do a 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:28.279 Friday episode. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:31.000 That would have been epic, just like my cruise all 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.240 Norwegian epic. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.280 Everybody has been asking me to do. To read your 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.800 caption everyone in your voice. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.959 You're gonna pull him up. Absolutely. Oh, I'm very excited. 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.160 Yeah, we'll save that to the end. That's a tease. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.480 Did you go anywhere last week? 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.040 No? I stayed home, and I have to say a staycation. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.639 Well it wasn't even a staycation because I was working, 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.880 like I worked the entire week. You didn't work, Yes, 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.400 I did. What did you do well? I don't know 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:54.760 if you know. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.200 I managed so many things. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.880 Yeah, I have, uh my other podcast that I work on. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.480 I had to do those, and then I had a 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.240 meeting on Thursday here about a morning show thing that 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.120 we're going to be doing. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:07.800 Do I get to go? 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.240 This didn't have to do with a trip as much 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:12.720 as it did with do I get to. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:13.320 Be a part of it? 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.280 I mean not really. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:16.720 Why I always get left out of it? 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.480 You're not a client, so you don't need to fill 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.840 out this form, but I was doing that. So yeah, 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.640 I was busy, but it was nice because I was 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.360 home so I got to sleep and just relax and 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.200 like wake up on my own time. I have to say, 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.080 I love waking up on my own time and not 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.960 like if I wanted to get to work at eleven. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.800 I got to work at eleven and it was crazy. 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:34.000 You know. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.560 I was on vacation last week with my girls on 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.520 the ship, and I never got to sleep in late 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.880 ever because we were always doing something in the morning. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:44.920 And I mean, it's fine with me because I'm used 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.239 to getting up at three fifty two am on every 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.079 weekday and so at least I was waking up at 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.920 six thirty or seven, which is sleeping in for me. 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:57.480 See, that's the thing sleeping in for us is getting 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:01.560 even an extra hour of sleep. We take it for granted, 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.480 but getting that extra hour changes you as a human. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.200 When I get to wake up at five thirty sometimes 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:09.919 because I'm just like, I don't want to go in 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:14.160 at four thirty, it's it is life changing. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:15.760 Have you ever tried to get a fifteen year old 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.520 girl out of bed? I know that sounds a little 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:20.960 it a little sounds a little weird, I'm not, but 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:22.960 it's it's not easy. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.480 I can imagine it really is. 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:27.639 And' it's like, hey, Ashley, we gotta leave in thirty 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:31.280 minutes to got it out the door a minute? No, no, no, 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.160 we have to go. We have to go. No, just 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:34.840 ten minutes. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:36.800 Well, she get up for the bus. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.360 She always makes it somehow, she always makes it out 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.640 the door, six fifty two gone, you know, no matter 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.440 when she wakes up. And I'm very proud of her 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.320 for that. Yeah, I can get it together, but when 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.480 you're on vacation, you really don't want to have to 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:49.760 get up any specific times. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:51.760 See, that's the thing. And this is when it comes 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:55.880 to vacations. I've realized this. Like I will do a 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.560 day or two where I am more than happy to 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:02.760 go enjoy. I don't like being idle on vacation. Like 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.760 to me, a tropical vacation where I just go to 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.480 a beach every day doesn't sound fun. Like I want 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.280 to explore, I want to go see things like I 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.200 like that, but I also like doing it on my 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.680 own time, if that makes sense. Like I want action, 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:15.760 I want fun, but. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.640 I also want to like never mind. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.000 I just want to do it on my own time, 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:20.440 that's it. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.000 Yeah. So we actually traveled with some friends of ours 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.040 who are also like, don't want to sit on the 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.760 beach all day? Yeah, but we did. So it was 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.880 nice because Cooper is also not a full on I 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:34.760 want to sit on the beach. Your phone is square, yeah, rectangle. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:35.400 It's my new phone case. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:39.279 Sorry. So, uh, Cooper doesn't like to just sit on 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.599 the beach all day, you know, she likes to do things. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.080 So luckily we were with friends who took Cooper on 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.839 two days. One of the days it took her on 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:50.839 a train excursion around Saint Lucia, fun and the next 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.520 oh no, it was at Saint Kitts whatever it was. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.480 One of them was a mudbath, so Cooper went with 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.520 them in a mud bath. I can't get into mudbaths. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.560 Something about it just really like freaks me out. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.080 I don't know. Maybe it's just because it's mud. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.960 You think it's gonna be like quicksand and you're gonna 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:03.279 go under. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.599 No. I just don't like. I never liked face painting 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.159 as a kid. I never liked any of that, so 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:08.920 to me, it kind of skews me out. But I 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.039 don't want to rub muddle over my face and body. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.560 It just looks I get. We did that when we 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.600 were in Iceland and Raykovic and you go in the 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.640 uh yeah, I'm old. Whatever the hell is that? Things 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.080 kind of cool because it's like twenty degrees below zero 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.560 outside in this thermal bath, it's like eighty degrees and 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.239 you put this white cream all over your face. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.960 But I was gonna do that when we went last 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:31.360 August on to whatever place that is, but I was 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:32.560 so sleepy, so I didn't go. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.440 Yeah, well, here here's my tip for cruisers. I mean, 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:38.600 I'm not a cruiser by any means. Yeah, up until 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.760 three years ago, i'd never been on a cruise because 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.640 I was always like, oh my god, I'm gonna be trapped. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.080 But it's not like that at all, because you do 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:48.720 you get off almost every day. Yeah, But my advice 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.320 for you if you cruise, and we'll never have before, 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.240 always book excursions. Yeah, if you want to get off 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.400 the ship, book them. Because there was one day in 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:59.760 Saint Lucia where we did not book one because there 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.719 was anything available by the time my lazy ass got around, 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:06.080 you know, to booking stuff. And so that's the day 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.880 that our friends took Cooper to the mud bath, and 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:10.320 Ashley and I were like, hey, let's just go to 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.040 the beach. And everyone's like, yeah, just get a taxi. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.680 When pull into port, no problem, get a taxi, you know. 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:19.680 And so of course everyone once you get there, they're 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.960 all in cahoots, you know. So I'm like, well, which 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:23.839 beach is the nicest one to go to? Oh? You 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.240 don't want to go to that beach, even though I 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.760 researched that beach, Pigeon Beach, I think it was called 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.960 I don't remember Pigeon Beach. Maybe I would never go 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:31.680 to a beach called Pitcheon Beach, but it was called 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.280 So they're like, no, no, no, you want to go to 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.200 Rodney Beach, you know. So I was like, okay, that's 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.240 the nicest sand and beautiful. I'm like, okay, let's go, 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.240 you know. So we get into cab. It was I 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.240 think it was forty dollars round trip or whatever it 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.320 was for the two of us. Maybe it was a 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.359 fifteen to twenty minute drive. There was traffic, so it 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.640 was like thirty minutes. So we got there and as 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.840 soon as you get out of the cab, the guy's like, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.960 oh yeah, come with me, you know, because the cab 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.159 driver knows the girl that's sitting there, and the girl 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:58.760 gives you to some hands you off to some guy 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.000 that walks you into the beach. Oh yeah, I'm on 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:02.760 this that the other you know. And he's trying to 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.920 you know, He's like, you want any drugs? And I'm like, no, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.919 I'm good, you know so and I was thinking of 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.400 you the whole time. No Ganja, you know. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:14.160 No girls, so that I can't have it, see the 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.000 wiki to Becky. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.560 So they walk us way down, walk us way down. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.600 He's like, okay, the blue chairs with the umbrella, those 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.400 are yours right now. I was like, thanks very much, man, 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.240 I really appreciate it. Now, mind you, this is a 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.800 public beach. Okay, so there's no charge to get on 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.280 this beach, you know. So we get there and I'm 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.000 not a sucker, but I know, and I'm like being 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:33.640 soft waggled, you know what I mean. And so he's like, okay, 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.640 chairs are ten dollars each, with the umbrella thirty dollars. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.440 I'm like what I said, I don't need an umbrella. 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:41.320 I want to be in the beach. I don't need shades. 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:43.680 He's like, all right, ten dollars and they whipped the 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.160 umbrella out of the ground like all right. So I 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.280 had to give the guy twenty dollars. And the second 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:55.880 that we sit down, seventeen people come over bracelets, jewelry bracelets, coconuts, donations, gumbo. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.680 They have a crock pot behind us with it, you know, 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.200 and it looked like complete baby diarrhea. They bring you 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:05.240 to their friend's beach. You're gonna get sold the whole 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.160 friend's area where they have everything, you know, beers and this, 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.760 that and the other. And it's like, dude, please just 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:12.720 leave us alone. We just want them to sit there. 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.640 And I hate saying because you know, I once I 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.080 start getting worked up, then I started becoming nasty to 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.080 these people, and I don't want to be like, no, pal, 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.480 we're good. We just chill out, you know. And then 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.160 of course I'm afraid to go in the water because 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:26.880 my bag is there, and the people are pissed because 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.840 I didn't tip them or buy anything from them. I'm like, 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.200 this is just a this is not a relaxing situation. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.720 It is my own fault for taking too long to 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.520 book an excursion. So here, I am on Rodney Beach 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.520 and these people are up my ass. And let me 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.440 tell you something. When we're there, the guy like bent 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.040 over when he got pissed off to take the umbrella 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:44.920 out of the ground. He had a gun in his waistbelt, 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.240 and I was like, okay, I didn't tell Ashton because 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.160 I didn't want her to be scared. 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.560 Excuse me, Taxi, I'd like to go back to the 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:51.079 ship please. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.400 I mean the beach itself was nice, but it just 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:56.040 I didn't like the situation. 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.600 Yeah, you know, you felt like you were being That 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.240 happened to me and show. When we were in Morocco, 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.319 we did a tour and on the last day at 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.360 this camp that we stayed at, they they insisted on 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.160 taking us to the Berber village. They were like, we're 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.360 gonna take you to Berber Village. And I had been 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.000 to Morocco once in the past and when they take 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:20.560 you someplace, hey, buddy, hello, we're recording bull chat. We're bullchat. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.000 So we went to the village and they were saying 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:29.000 to us. I said before to Michelle, I said, I 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:30.480 don't want to go to Berber Village. And I'll tell 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:34.280 you why. They're gonna sell us carpets because Morocco is 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.960 known for its carpet I have a great story, but 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.080 go on, and we wound up going on the last 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.160 day while we were going to go to the next place, 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.160 and they're like, we're stopping at the Berber village or 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:44.320 getting Berber pizza. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.240 Great Berber as in like Burbery. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:50.280 No, it's like a certain tribe. Okay, did Berbery come 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.439 from there? No, that's not it. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:52.960 Okay. 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:58.079 So they make these rugs and they show you the 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.439 rug store and they're saying, oh my, oh god, look 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:01.920 at this rug. Do you know you could get this 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.520 rug for cheap if you buy it here and not 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.520 in like Marrakesh where you're going buy it here. This 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.440 is a real carpet. You want a carpet. For forty 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.080 five minutes, they gave us a carpet demonstration about all 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.320 the different types of carpets and the stories of the 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.600 carpets and the feeling of the carpets, and then at 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:19.800 the end we were like, we live in six hundred 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:23.200 square foot apartments. We do not have room for a 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.840 fifty foot carpet to go in our house. And they're like, 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.240 but the quality is so worth it here, and I 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.520 kept saying, no, I don't need a carpet. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.160 Because of your ancestry where you're thinking that maybe they 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:33.319 were Sars carpets. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:38.920 Come on, please get out of here, idiot. Needless to say, 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.280 I didn't buy a carpet. Michelle didn't buy a carpet. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:44.200 And then we awkwardly ate pizza sitting and the guy 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.600 was staring at us like, you know you could get 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:47.520 a carpet. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:49.880 I don't know. That's so weird. And it leads me 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.480 to this. When we were in curisow at that stop 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.080 so they drop you off before can I just yeah, 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.280 of course, I just want to why did you have 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.520 my picture? Oh? Here we go? Are you gonna do 0:10:59.520 --> 0:10:59.920 the Curoso? 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.640 Was it? Where's that one? 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:03.120 Kisaw? Was the second day? 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:04.280 Second day? So? No? 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:05.280 Maybe it was the first day. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.360 That's San Juan Juan? 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.480 That was it? That was it? In front of the 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.880 NCL thing was cirousaw this one? Unless maybe that was 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:13.360 the c day. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.480 No, that's when you had a great day at the casino. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.120 Something I really love about cruise like is that we 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.960 get to stop at a bunch of different places rather 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:26.960 than just flying to one today Carousel, spent the day 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:30.120 with our good friends, went snarkling on a beautiful beach, 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.000 did some shopping a doubt, led back to the ship 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.640 for the show and dinner at Maderno. So much meat 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:42.360 hashtag cruise Norwegian hashtag noldigil epic. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.240 All right, let's go back to the in town shopping. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.400 All right, So the port, they drop you off at 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.000 the port, and of course is you know you're right 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.760 in this little First of all, they have the coolest thing. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:53.320 It was, it was the strangest thing. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.839 So you wait, can we just before Yeah, we are 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.080 about to get to that point where we should say 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.439 we'll tell you the story of Cursal. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:06.760 Right after this dun dun dun, dun, dunt dunt, and 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:08.800 we're back. So we're never gonna have the commercial break 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.800 song ever again. Okaz, I'm gonna get the box. Okay, 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.120 so stupid man box comes back. So anyway and curresw 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:16.280 how cool is this? So you get off? Shut up. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.719 The whole time, I just I can't not look at 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.160 like a picture of you and not picture that voice. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.360 So the whole time I saw pictures of you, I 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.400 just kept like imagining you at the place as being like, well, 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:32.640 isn't this a quaint little down curesal. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.760 Walking around with a microphone. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.080 The weather here is wonderful. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.320 So here's the cool thing. This is the first cool thing. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.679 And then I'll tell you the weird thing. So they 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.040 drop you off at the port. And as you're walking 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.280 like toward town, it's like a ten or fifteen minute walk. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.800 There's little vendors and stuff like that, and great music 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.120 and food and trucks and stuff like that. So and 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.000 then you walk over the bridge. You know, right before 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.000 you get to the bridge, you see all those like 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:59.760 beautiful colored houses in the background. Oh yeah, famous picture. 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.840 So that's right at the bridge. So you start walking 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:06.360 over the bridge. Yeah, and it's it's weird because you 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.520 can get trapped. I didn't realize this. Just as we 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:09.960 got off the bridge, all of a sudden, we hear 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:11.959 a bell. It's like and everyone's like, what's going on. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.720 We have no idea what's going on? And then the 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.120 gates at the ends of the bridge close, So you're 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:17.920 trapped on the bridge and you can't get off. You're like, 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:18.800 what's going on? 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:19.520 What would happen? 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.360 Okay, So instead of a drawbridge, you know, a drawbridge 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.280 goes up to let boat traffic go. No, this bridge 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.480 just moves to the side like an engine starts, Like 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.679 on a go kart, an engine starts and all of 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.000 a sudden, the bridge just starts going sideways, or it 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.160 just moves over a little bit, so like a boat 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.480 can pass through, because it's not really elevated at all. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.000 It just sits on the water. So when a boat 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:41.880 or a ship or anything has to go through, it 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.880 just moves. And you're standing on it and you're like, 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.240 what is happening right now? And the kids, of course 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.720 wanted to be back on it. They wanted to be 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.640 We want that ride, you know, like it's on a ride. 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.720 The bridge is moving. It was the Cooper's like, walk 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.840 slow because she wanted to get stuck in the middle. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.320 But it was the weirdest thing. So that was why, No, 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.240 unfortunately not that was weird thing number one. So weird 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.640 thing number two is then you're in like in town 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.000 and the village where all the bars and restaurants and 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.120 shops and all the beautiful things are whatever. So we're 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.240 walking around and you know, I was so excited because 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.960 there was a sketcher store there, you know, and so 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.360 we walk a little further up, and the friends that 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.240 we were with, she says, I want to go into 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.880 this store. I'm like, what it's called mister Tablecloth. Okay. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.600 So in the middle of all the touristy stuff and 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.840 the drinks and everything, and the food and the conk 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:27.360 and the whole nine yards, there's a store called mister 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:33.720 Tablecloth and it's literally like a fancy tablecloth store. Bizarro, 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.520 Why is there a fancy tablecloth store in the middle 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.840 of tourist country. You know, there's t shirt shops, buy magnets, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.640 all this, that and the other. And then you walk 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.240 in there and first of all, it's beautiful, air conditioned. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.840 So I was like, okay, it feels nice, but it 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.720 doesn't make any sense to me. And let me tell 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:52.920 you something. The store was busy. There was a lot 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.800 of people in Mister Tablecloth and they were all buying shit. 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.840 People were spending hundreds of dollars in the tablecloth store, 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.200 and curras out that I were with it spent like 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.520 eight hundred bucks on table runners and tablecloths. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.880 Well, maybe that's their Burper village, But what do you 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:10.120 just specialize in tablecloths? Maybe at Cirousol. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:10.880 No there was one store. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.240 Maybe that's what they're known for. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.520 Let me google this cairousel and table you have to 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.240 have a little symbol underneath the sea. It's like a thing, 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:21.440 I know, whatever that that's called. But I was I 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:25.720 was fascinated yet disturbed by mister tablecloth. I didn't understand 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.960 what it was doing there, and I could not understand 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.600 why it was so busy and why there was a 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:30.680 line to check out. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.880 Yeah, they are no, it's like a linen store. They're 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:39.360 a known thing. Their Instagram is big too, huh I 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.600 I looking up beautiful that table cloths? 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.960 Well, yeah, they were beautiful tablecloths. But it just didn't 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.640 make sense to me, that's all. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.240 Yeah, you know, hmm. Well, I mean. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.280 That's like I don't know, going walking through Times Square 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.520 there being like a volcanic rock store, Like it doesn't 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:56.200 make any sense. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:16:00.560 Well it could, because again, if that's what they're known for, like. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:05.000 But not there, why go to the tablecloth areas to 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.640 tablecloth village like off the trail? 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:11.160 Well why are rugs big in like this in Morocco 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:12.560 of all places where it's really. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.560 Worn right, But there were lots of places selling rugs, 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.000 so that was a thing here. There was just like 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.200 this one random store. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.120 Nobody else. There was nobody else in the place. There 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.480 are no other tablecloth stores. Okay, well then that is weird. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:23.680 It was very strange. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.960 It was just it's like the Raising Canes that's never 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.600 coming to Times Square. They keep saying it's coming, but 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.360 it's been under construction since the pandemic. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:31.160 What's raising canes? 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.560 You've never been to Raising Canes? I can't really say 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.720 it like sine. I can't say it like that because 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.000 I've only ever been once with Gandhi. But they're a 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:40.320 fried chicken places. But they're not for their They give 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.360 you Texas toasts, that's like their thing. And they have 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:44.840