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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's hosting a fire fest for

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Speaker 1: old people called tired Fest, featuring the band the Who, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the Who?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: What? No?

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Speaker 2: The Who? The band Who's getting banned. I didn't do nothing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: just forget it.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. There's other huff around. Haters, just

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Speaker 1: don't I.

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Speaker 2: The headliner performs at nine am. That's right. His first

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Speaker 2: laser story is out of Nashville.

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Speaker 1: Two dudes were driving around the other night in their

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six Camaro.

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Speaker 2: They were when police didn't tell.

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Speaker 1: Police noticed their license plate was obscured and tried to

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Speaker 1: pull them over, but the guy driving didn't stop and

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Speaker 1: instead sped off, So the chase was on. But after

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Speaker 1: a few minutes, the driver thought he outran them and

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Speaker 1: pulled into a nearby gas station, not to get gas,

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Speaker 1: but instead to put more air in his tires. Well,

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Speaker 1: what he didn't know was that the entire time there

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Speaker 1: was a spotlight on him from a police helicopter who'd

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Speaker 1: been following them. Did he not know?

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Speaker 2: So you can't hear the helicopter literally right above you.

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Speaker 1: Not in that ninety six Camaro, that V eight engine baby.

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Speaker 1: So the original cops got the message and showed up

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Speaker 1: to arrest them. On the spot, officers found a large

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Speaker 1: bag of illegal drugs in the center console, as all

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Speaker 1: Camaros do go away. They also found a backpack with

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Speaker 1: more drug parafermlia. So the big question is this, like

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Speaker 1: what Brooke was asking, why did the driver stop to

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Speaker 1: put air in his tires in the middle of a

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Speaker 1: police chase? His quote, you know, driving that fast can

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Speaker 1: affect gas mileage when your tires aren't properly inflated.

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Speaker 2: I mean, are you listening to that?

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Speaker 1: So I thought, no big deal, just top mob and

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Speaker 1: I'll get back out there.

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Speaker 2: He thought it was just like a pit stop. It

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Speaker 2: didn't ask.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately for him, he never saw the helicopter and just

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Speaker 1: thought the bright lights were from above the gas station.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they really let up pump seven.

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Speaker 1: So well, now this the next Lazer story is out

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Speaker 1: of party plan in USA. If you have a son

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Speaker 1: in middle school, how would you feel about him asking

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Speaker 1: to have his birthday party at Chuck E Cheese.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe even better, Hooters. I'm going to go with

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Speaker 2: a hot.

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Speaker 1: No least it's a hot no for if you haven't

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Speaker 1: been to Hooters in years, then you're not alone.

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Speaker 2: They've been struggling to stay afloat because are.

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Speaker 1: There any open anymore?

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Speaker 2: I think they just fall bankruptcy again.

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Speaker 1: According to reports, they're about three hundred million dollars in debt.

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Speaker 1: Last year, they closed about forty locations across the US.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to attract more business by making a pivot

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Speaker 1: to being more family friendly. Before they're calling it a rehooterization,

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Speaker 1: but it's more like a dehooterization.

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Speaker 2: Not a double de hooterization. They're taking them off.

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Speaker 1: You might not realize this, but Hooters has become increasingly

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Speaker 1: family friendly over the past decade and has a solid

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Speaker 1: kids menu. It's to go with the name change would

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Speaker 1: be the first way to face it. Well, it's just

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Speaker 1: now you focus more in the nature aspect of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now they're going all in ownership. Says it's depressing to

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Speaker 1: them that women would not want their families going to

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Speaker 1: Hooters for special occasions.

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Speaker 2: I know what is wrong with us, That's what I

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Speaker 2: keep saying. It's always the women.

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Speaker 1: They didn't say what exactly they'd be changing to make

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Speaker 1: it more PG or when that's happening. But it is

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Speaker 1: safe to say the skimpy outfits and the bikini knights

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Speaker 1: will be phased out. Why don't they just hire dudes

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Speaker 1: in scantily clad and then you have literally half naked

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Speaker 1: men and wich. I don't think any employees want to

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Speaker 1: deal with families there.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of grand slams and Graham cracks, yeah, crack. The

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Speaker 1: New York Yankees have made a bold culinary play this season,

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Speaker 1: unveiling a stadium dessert that rivals no other ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: I give you the full size Tiramisu helmets.

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Speaker 2: That is so much. This isn't one of those mini No, no,

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Speaker 2: that's a full size helmet.

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Speaker 1: Because we all know nothing says America's pastime like a

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Speaker 1: fancy Italian dessert and plastic sports.

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Speaker 2: It's geared.

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Speaker 1: It is for the family to share, like I could

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Speaker 1: see one person holding and everyone has spoon until it's

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Speaker 1: a hot day at the ball game and it's just

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Speaker 1: like cream in a.

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Speaker 2: Bucket, like coffee soaked lady. Yeah, you guys are selling

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Speaker 2: it to me with every word you say.

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Speaker 1: The picture of the beast will be up on our

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Speaker 1: instance stories at Brooke and Jeffrey, so you could check

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Speaker 1: it out.

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Speaker 2: But what is it? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: Imagine a full sized Major League baseball player's helmet filled

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Speaker 1: with layers of espresso soaked Lady fingers and marscapone cream.

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Speaker 1: The helmet's weren't even washed either, so it's a little salty.

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Speaker 1: It's unclear if this two pounds dessert is meant to

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Speaker 1: eat now if it's trying to intimidate your opponents.

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Speaker 2: Like you dare challenge a team that thirst? Here a

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Speaker 2: mesu at the ballpark, Very Yankees.

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Speaker 1: The real question is this, do you eat this twenty

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Speaker 1: dollars dessert with a spoon or do you go full

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Speaker 1: New York and just tip the helmet in your mouth? Y?

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Speaker 2: I take a lasagna a helmet? Yeah, now we're talking

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Speaker 2: either way.

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Speaker 1: The Yankees say that if you can eat the entire

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Speaker 1: thing by the seventh inning, you can repurpose and spray

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Speaker 1: out the helmet for twenty percent off of nachos.

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Speaker 2: And if you can eat a full.

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Speaker 1: And nachos, you will be crowned saddest person in all

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Speaker 1: of New York City. Congratulations, this mess laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of the study of dudes.

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Speaker 2: Alright, good news for zoned out men.

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Speaker 1: When your wife says you don't listen enough, here's your excuse.

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Speaker 1: A new study found men literally can't hear as well

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Speaker 1: as women, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Speaker 1: We're at a nature disadvantage. Scientists tested people's hearing in

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Speaker 1: different countries all over the world, and they found it's

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Speaker 1: true everywhere the average woman has a too decipel advantage,

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Speaker 1: and even though that doesn't seem like a lot, it's enough.

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Speaker 2: To make a pretty big difference a.

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Speaker 1: Poor man, right, Brooke, Oh, I've I told you this

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Speaker 1: whole segment.

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Speaker 2: I feel so bad for that.

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Speaker 1: Ye hear anything? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did they say? I wasn't listening to You

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Speaker 2: can't hear because you listen to your headphone.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, you actually have like hearing loss.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm proof that this is all factual.

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Speaker 1: They think it might just come down to hormones or

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Speaker 1: how our ears develop in the womb.

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Speaker 2: Possible.

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Speaker 1: Women's brains are better at processing sound too, so when

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Speaker 1: it comes to hearing, men might have worse ears and

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Speaker 1: inferior brains.

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Speaker 2: Circums should happen, It's stupid people keep happening to me, definitely.

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Speaker 1: The study also found that, regardless of gender, we all

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Speaker 1: tend to hear out of our right ear a little

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Speaker 1: bit better than out of our left.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm trying to decide which one yes first, depens

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Speaker 2: to my right, brooks to my left. It kind of

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Speaker 2: makes sense. They're not sure why that is. As for

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Speaker 2: what I'm hearing from.

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Speaker 1: This guy, that's the sound of his tiny turtle heartbeat

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Speaker 1: as he presses his shell up against the side of.

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Speaker 2: A well worn lebron Series three. Wow. Uh, you can't

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Speaker 2: hear it. You're supposed to have two decibels better than me. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm distracted. Oh, you're thinking about something else. That now

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Speaker 2: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Friday, Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning