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Speaker 7: Come out.

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Speaker 8: I show well, good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,

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Speaker 8: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 8: got a radio show. You know this week, I just

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Speaker 8: been on it, So today is no different. I'm telling you,

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Speaker 8: I've just reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined to share the

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Speaker 8: principles of success. I'm more determined to help and guide

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Speaker 8: and teach as many people as I can the things

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Speaker 8: that I've learned. And I mean, man, I've been through it.

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Speaker 8: I have really been through it. I kid you not.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 8: I used to say, okay, God, you know, why is

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Speaker 8: all this happening to me? But as I've gotten older,

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Speaker 8: I understand that was the ingredients. I needed the ingredients

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Speaker 8: to be this cake. I needed all those ingredients stirred up.

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Speaker 8: I need all of that different flavors the stuff that

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Speaker 8: I didn't think tastes so good. All that stuff had

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Speaker 2: As much as I did not like the.

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Speaker 8: Taste of the ingredients, little did I know God was

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Speaker 8: making this cake, not me. But what he did was

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Speaker 8: and you've heard the old saying God could turn lemons

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Speaker 8: the time, it all had a little funky lemonade lemony

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Speaker 2: I didn't care for it.

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Speaker 8: But little did I know that I needed everything that

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Speaker 8: order that it happened, and the exact array of things

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Speaker 8: the experience, the attitude, so I could turn around and

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Speaker 8: share that information. Okay, got that out the way. This

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Speaker 8: is what I want to give to you today. I

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Speaker 8: want you to understand something that discipline determines your destiny,

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Speaker 8: not your desire. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.

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Speaker 8: You've heard me say this how many times on the show. Okay,

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Speaker 8: here we go against Eeve I got it. Faith without

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Speaker 8: works is dead. But let me tell you something. To

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Speaker 8: be a hard worker, you got to be disciplined. That's

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Speaker 8: one of the hardest lessons I'm trying to get through

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Speaker 8: to my sons. You're gonna throw yourself down a cliff

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Speaker 8: if you're not a young man or a man that

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Speaker 8: some federal laws and state laws for undisciplined people. So

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Speaker 8: that's why them signs is outside on the freeway, We're

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Speaker 2: Seventy is the limit. Seventy fast enough.

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Speaker 8: Really, if you're disciplined enough of a person to leave

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Speaker 8: seventy miles per hour is absolutely enough. But if you're

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Speaker 8: where you wanna go, see the desires where you wanna go,

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Speaker 8: the discipline is how you get there.

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Speaker 2: You understand, you can wanna go to see your family in.

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Speaker 8: California all you want, but the flight leaves at one eighteen.

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Speaker 2: You leave your house at twelve thirty.

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Speaker 8: They told you you must check in one hour before

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Speaker 2: Your desire to go see.

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Speaker 8: Your family in la is going to be thwarted because

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Speaker 8: discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. You can write

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Speaker 8: down a list of stuff you wanna do all day,

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Speaker 8: but if you don't produce and show the discipline necessary

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Speaker 8: the cat that's disciplined enough to show up at practice,

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Speaker 8: that's shooting jumpers when everybody gone home. That's the guy

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Speaker 8: guy that's gonna make it, not the guy that's talking crack,

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Speaker 8: All American. That's just what you're saying. But discipline determines

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Speaker 8: your destiny, not your desire. So now let's talk about

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Speaker 8: this discipline. What is that, really, Steve. That's your work ethic,

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Speaker 8: that's your hunger, that's your will. Discipline is how hard

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Speaker 8: you're willing to demonstrate the attributes and the traits to

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Speaker 8: be what you want to be.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear me?

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Speaker 8: It is your willingness to conduct yourself in a manner

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Speaker 2: Now, this is a good example right here. Now.

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Speaker 8: You can want to be in the NFL all you want,

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Speaker 8: but they got this thing called the NFL Combines where

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Speaker 8: they bring in some of the top players at every

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Speaker 8: gonna do a standing vertical leap, they gonna do drills.

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Speaker 2: Running drills, cutting drills.

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Speaker 8: They can determine if a lineback of God's stiff hips

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Speaker 8: turn his body? Now you can say you can tell

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Speaker 8: everybody at your college you want to play pro football.

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Speaker 8: You can tell everybody at your high school. You can

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Speaker 8: tell them in Peewee you wanna play pro football. But

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Speaker 8: they got tests for you though. It's called the combines.

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Speaker 8: Now you get out here and you have a bad

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Speaker 8: combine day, Ain't nobody trying to hear that. Let me

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Speaker 8: tell you how excuses don't work with people when they

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Speaker 2: The fact that you had a bad day at.

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Speaker 8: The combine and you don't run your best forties and

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Speaker 8: you keep telling them you could do better, they don't

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Speaker 8: want to hear that. Because see, what ain't nobody gonna

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Speaker 8: one of your bad days. We paying you to play

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Speaker 8: on Sundays. But because you keep having these bad days,

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Speaker 8: because you ain't disciplined enough to put in the work

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Speaker 8: to make sure that your maximum can be called upon

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Speaker 8: at any time. Now you at to combine with some

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Speaker 8: slow times that go on your record. To combine. You

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Speaker 8: at your gym class. Well, hold up, man, this is

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Speaker 8: show day now in the NFL. Sunday is show day.

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Speaker 8: What they can't run the risk of is paying you

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Speaker 8: Sundays after we didn't cut your check.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, We.

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Speaker 8: Looking for people who limit them bad days, who got

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Speaker 8: the discipline to work hard, to make an effort for it.

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Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying to your folks. Please understand this.

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Speaker 8: Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. If you can

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Speaker 8: want it all you want, But if you ain't working,

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Speaker 8: if you ain't grinding, if you ain't hurting, if you

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Speaker 8: ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere, got to chill,

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Speaker 8: you got to have a cold one, you got to

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you something you ain't gonna make it?

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Speaker 2: Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.

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Speaker 8: Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, Rabbit hunters squirrel chasers, bird feeders,

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Speaker 8: giraffe watching, zoo attendees, Disney lifetime membership people, reporters, influencer

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Speaker 8: badigement control, truck drivers, ober, whoever you are that need

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Speaker 8: some uplift this morning. We are here for you. We

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Speaker 8: are here for you. And now for those of you

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm climbing up on the rough di.

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Speaker 9: Oh the mountainy day, I'm claud high men up, really, Lord,

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Speaker 9: that's a little something for everybody this morning.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Steve Offy Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: Everybody, gets your attitude together, get your gratitude together, get.

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Speaker 2: Your altitude together.

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Speaker 8: But it starts with gratitude that affects your attitude, that

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Speaker 8: has direct correlation with your altitude. That's what we do

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Speaker 8: in this show stars some very capable people. Shirley Strawberry

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Speaker 8: calling for real Mouth of the South, Mississippi, Monica kill Space.

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Speaker 8: They call him Junior and the legend that is Nephew

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Speaker 2: What today? Pray tale? Yes, unc, let me ask you

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Speaker 2: to say, could it be? Now?

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Speaker 10: You know you give your you be hard on yourself.

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Speaker 10: Do you give yourself enough credit? I know a lot

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Speaker 10: of people. Yeah, you know, that's the thing I'm thinking

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Speaker 2: I think I should be doing something more.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 8: The problem with us is we are always in chase

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Speaker 8: mode and we're not enough in gratitude mode. And I'm

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Speaker 8: guilty of the same thing because I'm extremely hard on myself,

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Speaker 8: and people around me have to tell me all the time.

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Speaker 2: You trip it. You need to slow down.

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Speaker 8: You need to enjoy your life a little bit more

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Speaker 8: because of the work you've put in and you've done.

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Speaker 8: But that comes from not enough gratitude. And I'm very

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Speaker 8: guilty of this myself to you because See, we're so

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Speaker 8: busy in the chase game that we fail to realize

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Speaker 8: how much we done caught. See you've been chasing, but

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Speaker 8: you also been catching. And when you fail to realize

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Speaker 8: how much you've caught, your focus is on the chase,

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Speaker 8: and then you lose the gratitude of what you've caught.

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Speaker 8: So you as your birthday approaches and you really lies

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Speaker 8: that I am not where I want to be. But

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Speaker 8: can you not also realize that you ain't where you was?

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Speaker 2: Shirt?

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Speaker 10: Amen, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: You need to go somewhere and sit down.

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Speaker 7: Man, shut up.

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Speaker 8: More, because I all you gotta do is think back

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Speaker 8: when it wasn't going this well?

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Speaker 7: All right, all right?

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Speaker 8: More gratitude affects your attitude, which is direct correlation with

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Speaker 8: your Altitude'll come back with Morning Steve mort Show right

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Speaker 8: after I got Shirley. Don't even worry about it. Come

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Speaker 8: back next prank phonecos.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you're listening Morning Show.

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Speaker 11: All right, it is time now for the nephew to

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Speaker 11: run that prank back what you got for his nept.

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Speaker 2: This is repalling the church. Q got dog. We are

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Speaker 2: in your command? All right, all my let's go.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, this is reverend doctor Wilkins.

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Speaker 4: You're the you're the pastor of Doctor Church. Am I right?

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Speaker 12: Maptter Church? That's correct? How can I help?

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Speaker 4: Okay? My name is Daniel and I'm calling from a

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Speaker 4: all's attention for like twenty three thousand dollars for your

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Speaker 12: Not to cut you off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Daniel RCS yet church supply, sir. That's this

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Speaker 12: Okay, our standing bill for twenty three times and well,

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Speaker 12: first of all, that's normally, uh, all our standing bills

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Speaker 4: Evidently, sir, that this hasn't been taken care of in

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Speaker 12: Not far this Sunday morning. No, we have the Women's

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Speaker 4: Then you have a lot of things and you actually

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Speaker 12: Right now we're not going to do it. You're not

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Speaker 12: understanding me. See did you say twelve or thirteen years ago? Yes, sir, well,

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Speaker 12: I've been the past every ten years and you know,

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Speaker 4: Occurred before you got there. But nevertheless, the bill is

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Speaker 4: care of. Now. If y'all don't have the twenty three

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Speaker 12: Sir well, I don't go over there, and you're not

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Speaker 12: hearing me. And first of all, this is my private number.

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Speaker 12: How did you get this number?

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Speaker 4: Your your numbers here in the books as a contact?

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Speaker 12: No, this is this is all. I only get this

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Speaker 12: right there. And second of all, if you're talking about

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Speaker 12: that's not something you really want to do, sir I have.

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Speaker 4: To do my job the same way you get up

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Speaker 12: No cayling and tell you I ain't always been being

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Speaker 12: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not here to go to what you used to

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Speaker 4: know I, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me,

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Speaker 12: Thank God, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna deliver them pews away from you on Sunday now.

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Speaker 4: I got to come and pick them pews up. That's

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Speaker 4: the bottom line. Do you have twenty three thousand Sunday morning.

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Speaker 12: Twenty three thousands? I understand that's not the issue. The

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Speaker 4: Well, let me ask you something such. Do you have

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Speaker 12: I got to pull me in twenty dollars. If you're

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Speaker 12: not listening, sign that ain't my bill, I ain't paying it,

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Speaker 12: you ain't touching my cues.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna continue to go. Okay, listen, I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to respect what's what's pastor will trying to respect you remend.

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Speaker 12: Doctor Wilkins. I appreciate this. You call me in my name,

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Speaker 12: Reverend doctor Wilkins.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Reverend doctor Wilkins. Now, first of all, I'm coming

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Speaker 12: You can come on up here and you set it

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Speaker 13: Touch them pills.

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Speaker 12: I got some lawyers in here. They can take that

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Speaker 12: with you.

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Speaker 4: Pardner.

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Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying. You know what they they do.

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Speaker 12: I walk through the valley shadow of death. I will

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Speaker 12: still no evil. I ain't got no problem. Wa wait

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Speaker 12: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. You're talking

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Speaker 4: Because my I'm gonna do what I got to do. Man,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna do what.

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Speaker 12: I gotta do in the name of Jesus.

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Speaker 14: Right man, Hey, man, pay up or stand up?

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Speaker 4: The whole service? Now, which one you won't?

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Speaker 12: You want to have it?

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Speaker 4: I got I got something else. I want to tell you.

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Speaker 4: You listen to me.

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Speaker 12: Past you listening? If you ain't saying nothing, sign you

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Speaker 4: I've got to say this to you. His nephew Tommy

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Speaker 4: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked

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Speaker 4: by your entire deacon. Boy.

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Speaker 2: What who.

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Speaker 4: Man will Because this is nephew Tommy Man from the

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Speaker 4: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your deacon boy got me the

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Speaker 4: prank phone called you. Boy.

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Speaker 14: I can't believe this boy.

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Speaker 12: You almost make me a little religions.

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Speaker 4: Sign in there, man, you hung in there? Pass which

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Speaker 4: one of them ones a Deacon Glover?

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Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, I've got some things I got to

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad I was able to put a laugh

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Speaker 12: Man, I'm hey to walk.

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Speaker 4: I gotta ask you past, what is the baddest radio

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Speaker 4: show in the land.

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Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let me tell you this. I'm

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Speaker 12: gonna keep doing what he's doing the farts mint in

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 14: I love that.

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Speaker 12: I really loved that.

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Speaker 4: I really really blessed the people really appreciate that. Man.

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Speaker 15: It really will ain't nothing like a frustrated past, you

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Speaker 15: know what I'm saying it.

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Speaker 2: It shows stability.

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Speaker 15: You're going to have some problems, some some some some

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Speaker 15: if you would, all right, thank.

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Speaker 2: You, nephew.

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Speaker 11: Coming up next to is ask the celo, the chief

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Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building ready for your

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Speaker 11: love questions.

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Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 11: All right, guys, time now for ask the c l

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Speaker 11: O Chief Love Officer, the Close Steve Harvey and your

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 11: This one is from Honey and Quans. Honey writes, two

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Speaker 11: years ago, I had a hip replacement. I had hip

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Speaker 11: to keep my husband away from me at night. He

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Speaker 11: eventually stopped pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't

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Speaker 11: come to bed till late at night. Instead, he sits

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Speaker 11: him and his car wasn't there. I called him and

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Speaker 11: he said he was watching the game with his brother.

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Speaker 11: I wanted to call his brother to verify his story,

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Speaker 11: but the background was quiet. Should I trust my husband

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Speaker 11: or did he lie?

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Speaker 2: Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie. So let's talk

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Speaker 2: about this with four minutes, see, because just surreally about

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Speaker 8: Let's be real. Is you faking this hip? Is you

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Speaker 8: with this fake hip injury? Now you ain't got your

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Speaker 8: hip replace So I know you're old. So now you

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Speaker 8: ain't got your hip replace because that ain't a twenty

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Speaker 8: year old problem. You got your hip replace because your

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Speaker 2: Have your little panic alert but to help our fallings.

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Speaker 8: And I can't get up, so you laid there and

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Speaker 8: now you got to get the whole damn hip replace.

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Speaker 2: Now you don't want your husband touching you at night, and.

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Speaker 8: So you done kept the lie going you lines. Let's

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Speaker 8: not turn this into is your husband lying? You've been

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Speaker 8: lying to your husband about your help injury. This your lines.

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Speaker 8: So now your husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar.

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Speaker 8: Now you go out there one night in the corent

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Speaker 8: there how long it's been since you had sex with

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Speaker 8: your hugs? And what you want him to do because

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Speaker 8: he knows your hip. Don't take that damn long because

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Speaker 8: he was a.

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Speaker 7: Doctor's office with you.

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Speaker 8: And he don't want your help anyway. So now what's

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Speaker 8: wrong with everything else? Because well I'll stay on the

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Speaker 8: front side. We ain't even got to go over there

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Speaker 8: with a hip act because what I want is not

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Speaker 8: your help.

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Speaker 2: Now what's up?

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Speaker 8: So is he at your brother's house? Probably should you

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Speaker 8: call hell? No, because you started this lie. So this

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Speaker 8: lie only you, not him, honey.

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Speaker 11: Honey, out of Queen's Moving on to Ian in Saint Louis.

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Speaker 11: I says, I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her

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Speaker 11: birthday and scheduled her a spa day.

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Speaker 1: I gambled, then went to the pool to relax and

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Speaker 1: have a drink.

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Speaker 11: I was being sociable with two cuties and they said

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Speaker 11: they had edibles in their room, so we went up there.

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Speaker 11: I stayed in there for four hours straight, and the

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Speaker 11: three of us pleasured each other. I felt so bad

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Speaker 11: about how I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip.

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Speaker 11: I planned to marry this woman, but my conscience is

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Speaker 11: eating me up. I know that I can't confess what

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Speaker 11: I did, So how do I get past this?

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Speaker 2: So let me as something? Dog?

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Speaker 8: If you know you can't confess what you did, what

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Speaker 8: did you writing this one? No, you can't run the

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Speaker 8: risk of one of her friends in this and talking

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Speaker 8: about Wait, man, didn't Dmitrius take you out of your birthday?

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Speaker 8: Wasn't he listens and all listen and then you come talk.

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Speaker 8: Couldn't find him, girl, He was upstairs eating edibles in

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Speaker 8: the room with two girls and they were pleasuring each other.

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Speaker 2: Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.

444
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Speaker 8: Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and

445
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Speaker 8: have no moment where you got to get this off

446
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Speaker 8: your chest. This is you've heard the statement cad to

447
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 8: your grave. This is a take it to your grave moment.

448
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Speaker 8: I thank you stupid for writing this damn letter myself personally.

449
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Speaker 2: Now, this is you a young ass student because you done?

450
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Speaker 2: Oh yes? Did he say how all?

451
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Speaker 9: He was?

452
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Speaker 4: No?

453
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Speaker 1: But he did say he ian in Saint Louis?

454
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Speaker 2: How many ends there?

455
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Speaker 10: What in sat Nis?

456
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Speaker 2: He put his name into them?

457
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Speaker 3: And why is this body in.

458
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Speaker 8: His You wasn't bothering you when you was eating brownies

459
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 8: and all the gum drops and all this hell.

460
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Speaker 2: Wasn't nothing bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when there

461
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 2: was up there pleasuring each other.

462
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Speaker 4: Dog.

463
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Speaker 8: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

464
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Speaker 2: They created that. I see no Vegas six times years.

465
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Speaker 2: Do you know the things I've done in Vegas? I

466
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 2: can't repeat it?

467
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 8: Say for you man, no woman, the land ass moment

468
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Speaker 8: you're trying to eat past it, you passed it.

469
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Speaker 2: Vegas ain't for amateur cy.

470
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Speaker 4: It all right?

471
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Speaker 2: That say what you need to do. You can't take

472
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Speaker 2: your hands knock out there.

473
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Speaker 8: I used to go out to Vegas, expecting that you

474
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Speaker 8: went out there and it just happened. I went out there,

475
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Speaker 8: fought she got different dudes right now, No, I know

476
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Speaker 8: what this he is out here. Unbelievable stuff can happen

477
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 8: to you in Vegas, sitting up in Hell. Man, call

478
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 8: you finna have something here? How do you get past it?

479
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 8: You it's in your past.

480
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Speaker 1: They don't call the Sin city for nothing, that's for sure.

481
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Speaker 2: I don't think he understands how many of us have

482
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Speaker 2: a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.

483
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 2: You know how big that much load?

484
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 8: I got tury, I got a slave behind it.

485
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 2: I got a load that you are going ahead.

486
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Speaker 8: That I'm taking right now. Look, man, my bag. You

487
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 8: don't even understand. It's stable, it's so yeah, it's stitched,

488
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 8: it's clown, it's gorilla glued.

489
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Speaker 2: You get it in this bag? My bag? Don't move.

490
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Speaker 8: Hey, let me tell you, let me give you some advice.

491
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Speaker 8: Don't take your ass back there, body bag?

492
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Speaker 2: No, No, I ask no question. Hey, all right, all right?

493
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 11: And Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a new guy and

494
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 11: we met at a football game. He had on a

495
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 11: back baseball cap, so I couldn't see his hair, but

496
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Speaker 11: I did see his big smile and grayish blue eyes.

497
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 11: On our first date, I got to see his hair

498
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Speaker 11: for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.

499
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 11: His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like

500
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Speaker 11: a Jerry curl.

501
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: I asked him what he'd done to get his hair

502
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Speaker 1: like that, and he said, it's natural.

503
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Speaker 11: It's only it's the only flaw he has so far,

504
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 11: So how can I encourage him to fix it?

505
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Speaker 2: Fix what?

506
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 6: First?

507
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 8: Of all three of us on this show don't have

508
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 8: hair fall, the three comedians don't have hair.

509
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 2: The fourth comedian is closing in on us on his

510
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: way over here. Yeah, it could be in.

511
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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom

512
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Speaker 8: right now and he's all full head. Here's hairline back

513
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 8: then where his head sit is at?

514
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: Wow.

515
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't wait till he gets it.

516
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: Were in a fight, we already know that's how it starts.

517
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: I'm just looked. He got a lot look at his forehead.

518
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 8: I'm just telling you, Okay, keep back up.

519
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 2: I'll take back up. Let her show you something.

520
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 8: All right, straight forward and Ale, we can't see the

521
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 8: front of your hairline.

522
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Speaker 1: It's happening. Thank you, l you're listening.

523
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Speaker 11: Morning show, all right, Steve Jay and uh, you guys

524
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 11: are here to tell us things that vegans will be

525
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 11: saying that the fourth of July is coming up.

526
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Speaker 8: So and this is gonna be interesting because three of

527
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Speaker 8: my just vegan.

528
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you'll probably hear a lot of this

529
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: stuff then.

530
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Speaker 3: Huh do y'all remember when there was never a vegan.

531
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Speaker 2: I never knew one.

532
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, new one.

533
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, vegetarians, but straight vegan. None of the vegetarians.

534
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: Everybody ate me.

535
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Speaker 16: These are things vegans and vegetarians will be saying at

536
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 16: the fourth of July. Steve Steve, Steve was coming about it.

537
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Speaker 16: If you knew what the che was eating, you would't

538
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Speaker 16: eat chicken.

539
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what the damn chickens is and

540
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 8: so I'm just gonna just doing this chicken. No, I

541
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 8: don't know what they eat, but I know what. I'm

542
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 8: gonna beat the chicken.

543
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 7: Another one.

544
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Speaker 3: So so you're gonna eat meat in front of me?

545
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Speaker 8: Huh, girl, I eat meat in front of you, behind you,

546
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 8: under you, on top of you. I'm talking to my kids.

547
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 8: I was eating meat when I was paying on them.

548
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 8: Damn college tuitions. Your ass ain't gotta.

549
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: Pay loans on.

550
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 3: This one. Is that meat?

551
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 7: I smell it?

552
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: Damn show is it ain't going?

553
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 8: I can tell you that don't have a smell. You

554
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 8: have a grilled to tomato. There is no small You

555
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 8: know why because it don't be long on the damn grill.

556
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Speaker 7: Man.

557
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 3: You know how long meat stay in your system? A

558
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: long time, and that's why I want it.

559
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Speaker 2: That's what I put it in.

560
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Speaker 16: There's another one. If that's gotten meat in it, then

561
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Speaker 16: I can eat.

562
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Speaker 2: It for what you're gonna eat. Because everything got me

563
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Speaker 2: in it. Greens got meat in it.

564
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Speaker 8: I got meat in the damn mac and cheese, this

565
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 8: year's meat next to all that damn bread. We got

566
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 8: got grill, meaning the meat. Me and I got the

567
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 8: house standing over there in the middle of that grass case.

568
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: I run out of the.

569
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Speaker 17: Stupid ready, I know, I know you heard.

570
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Speaker 3: This is Steve who gave the baby meat. Oh yeah, yeah, I.

571
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Speaker 8: Gave the baby meat. Who you think gave the baby meat?

572
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 8: Look how happy the baby look going over there and

573
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 8: taking meat from the baby. Watch the baby start crying.

574
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 8: He gave my grandson a slim jill. My daughter had

575
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Speaker 8: a heart attack she took start crying, came.

576
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: Back in that office. I gave him another one.

577
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Speaker 3: I told you I was a vegan, but you got

578
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 3: meat over here?

579
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Speaker 4: Sisly siously?

580
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and it is the fourth of July in it. Seriously,

581
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Speaker 8: let me ask you a question. Any of your vegan

582
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 8: friends barbecuing because it ain't nothing to barbecue? Why ain't

583
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,719
Speaker 8: you over there?

584
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 9: Damn?

585
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: Why over here? Because you're trying to smell meat?

586
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 17: Vegans are sad there, I said, yeah, very sad.

587
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 3: I got another one. Can we tell these vegan hot dogs.

588
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: Not on this grill?

589
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 7: You can't them on the grill?

590
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: We put meat on this grill.

591
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 4: I know.

592
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 8: I bought the kids and easy break and two years

593
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 8: ago for Christmas. Somebody go in the basement and get

594
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 8: that and there ain't hot dogs.

595
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 16: No, damn boy, like this the one you ever seen

596
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 16: that video? What the health?

597
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

598
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I saw it, Yes, I saw it. I

599
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 8: was chickens and cows in that video on this green.

600
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 3: I was watching it eating meat. Yeah, I saw it.

601
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 3: Exactly what's gonna happen, That's exactly what it.

602
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, the one that always killed me though, But they

603
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 11: wanted the greens.

604
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Speaker 1: But oh, you put me in there with the green.

605
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Speaker 11: Oh no, I can't eat those greens.

606
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: Eat around them?

607
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 11: Who wants they don't want to meet anywhere near their food?

608
00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 4: Did?

609
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 11: I just asked a vegan, just one simple questions.

610
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: What don't you miss?

611
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 7: Fool?

612
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: Don't you miss being?

613
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 7: You miss that?

614
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm not mad at their lifestyles, you know,

615
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 11: messed with yeah, don't talk, don't don't yeah, don't yeah,

616
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 11: and not going.

617
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 16: Where the cooking me? That that's how you gooking me.

618
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,720
Speaker 1: Bring a lunch box.

619
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 10: Just bring your meal in the container and sit over

620
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 10: in the con You're gonna be just gruntled, but you're here.

621
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: So how much meat are you guys planning to eat?

622
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 11: This?

623
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 10: Fourth man and lablab bringing my own forking knife?

624
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 2: You gotta worry about me.

625
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 3: I stopped again. But I missed chicken so much, I

626
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 3: really do.

627
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: You're currently a vegan stopped this chicken?

628
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Speaker 16: Let's see it because the chicken is everywhere?

629
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is and and everything.

630
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: You're right, you don't want no pope eyes, Jake, I do.

631
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.

632
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 2: I'm I don't understand a fat vegetarian.

633
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 16: That's kind of oh, I know one.

634
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 15: I'm not talking about you, j Well, I'm talking about

635
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 15: I just don't know, fat vegetarian.

636
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 11: All right, listen, we gotta get out of here.

637
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Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. All right, guys, it is time

638
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: now for a rounded. Would you rather?

639
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 11: Would you rather have a crab boil or would you

640
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,439
Speaker 11: rather throw some meat on the grill?

641
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: Which one crab boil?

642
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,479
Speaker 2: Or about? Either way?

643
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: On my side, it works for me outside.

644
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 2: I'm throwing the meat on the grill.

645
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 8: I don't give a damn about that stuff in that band.

646
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: All that community dumping stuff out.

647
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 8: I'm looking over there and then all of a sudden

648
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 8: you stab, you'll fork in and now hey, no.

649
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 2: All right? Would just all right, but I'm not really

650
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: excited about it, all right?

651
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 11: Would you rather wear all white for a month or

652
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 11: wear all black for a month?

653
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: Which one? All white or all black?

654
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 2: In the summer gold give me that white?

655
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too?

656
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 11: In the summer.

657
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: White?

658
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 15: That white I got to eat for I put it on.

659
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 15: I got through a lot before I put that on.

660
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 11: Would you rather read your partner's mind during sex or

661
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 11: would you rather read your partner's mind during an argument?

662
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 2: Now I'd rather have it doing aug I don't really

663
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 2: give a damn what you're thinking.

664
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Speaker 3: It is not for you to.

665
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Speaker 2: I don't really care. I don't really care what.

666
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Speaker 11: You think selfish with the stea, I ain't selfish.

667
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Speaker 15: I just you know, I don't really care what you're thinking.

668
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 15: I want to read it doing six, Yes, I do.

669
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Speaker 15: I want to know what you're thinking. I want to

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Speaker 15: make sure you ain't thinking about nobody else.

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Speaker 11: That's what I And what if what if.

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Speaker 15: She's like, then we're gonna then we're gonna be arguing

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Speaker 15: now now we're.

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Speaker 1: Not bringing it. No, he's not bringing it.

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Speaker 18: Right, it's ain't high Larry, all right?

676
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Speaker 11: Would you rather spend a week in a submarine or

677
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Speaker 11: a week on the moon.

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00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do the submarine?

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Speaker 7: Really?

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00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 2: Hell no, no, but a week I can't. I don't

681
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 2: know if I can go down there for a week. Now,

682
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 2: I just a week underwater? Okay, nothing go away, nothing.

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Speaker 15: Way, but you will take your so you can take

684
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 15: your hand to the moon then that I'm not going

685
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 15: to no moon.

686
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not going to no mood.

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Speaker 1: Which one? Would you rather?

688
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 2: Submarine?

689
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 15: Me?

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00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: No, we're going on the water, poor week, buddy.

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 11: Okay, all right, last one guys, last One, Hoodie Awards,

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Speaker 11: Best or Essence, the all day, every Day just the

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Speaker 11: HOODIEO war we've been to, we've done both. Classic moment,

695
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Speaker 11: You're so fake with it? Man, I hosted that thing

696
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Speaker 11: for seven years. That that's stif All right, that's today's

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Speaker 11: ROUNDU would you rather you're listening?

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Speaker 1: Hardy Morning show?

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00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 11: Time for comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming one of our

700
00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 11: favorite games.

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Speaker 1: Quickly set it up? What it is?

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Speaker 16: Every week our comedy ability is tested on the ship. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 16: what you do? Give us five subjects? Put them on

704
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 16: the wheel, spin the wheel, wed we can do it.

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Speaker 1: Are here the subjects? Yeah? Number one, I don't like

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Speaker 1: your friends.

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, that's yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Number two she can't cook worth a darn. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say you say she can't cook with and that.

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Speaker 11: I appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't land

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Speaker 11: on there.

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Speaker 17: Number three people who don't have a car, but talk

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Speaker 17: trash about.

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Speaker 3: Your at all? Yeah, I have one, all right.

715
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: Four, I'm sorry, wrestling is fake. Five she thinks she cute?

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on.

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Speaker 2: You think she's cute. She thinks she's cute, Come on,

718
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Speaker 2: and that number two.

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Speaker 1: That's all I mean?

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Speaker 3: All right, what you got? What you got?

721
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 11: People who don't have a car but talk trash about.

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Speaker 3: Yours around here.

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Speaker 16: Not only do they not have a car, they talk

724
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Speaker 16: trash about you and you the one with the car,

725
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 16: stuff like why you late, why you late picking me up?

726
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 16: I've been out here twenty minutes already waiting on you. Yeah,

727
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Speaker 16: they get in your car, they hear sounds that normally

728
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Speaker 16: they wouldn't hear on the bus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, But.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, do you hear that ticking? Do

731
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Speaker 3: you hear that clicking.

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Speaker 2: Sound like you need new tires? That what I'm talking about.

733
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Speaker 3: Don't even have a.

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Speaker 2: Car, don't even have a coat?

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Speaker 3: You got what I say?

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Speaker 2: We get on my nerveal.

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Speaker 10: People that don't have a car when they get in

738
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Speaker 10: your car, sat just as far to see go back,

739
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Speaker 10: not even set it down before.

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Speaker 7: You begin.

741
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Speaker 10: You gotta any leg You talk about this far back,

742
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Speaker 10: as far back as most cars have a limit.

743
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Speaker 1: Don't see if you know that walking?

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Speaker 15: How come when you asked me to pick you up

745
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Speaker 15: from the bus stop and ain't get in my car? Nigga,

746
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Speaker 15: you ain't this just this is just a foe centing

747
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Speaker 15: that this all is here. You worried about the cylinders,

748
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Speaker 15: You get your hands back on the bar.

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Speaker 2: Get in my car. All these didn't happen to me.

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Speaker 8: While your radio don't work, breaking up pain.

751
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Speaker 2: You've been in all my money on gas?

752
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Speaker 16: Yeah, they make him statements like you know you passed

753
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Speaker 16: the gas stations. But they don't ever say I'm chipping

754
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Speaker 16: in on gas. Never any place close they need to go.

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Speaker 16: Never just way cross down and they offer you could

756
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Speaker 16: you run me across down for two dollars gas?

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Speaker 4: There?

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Speaker 10: No, you know what you know my third man by people,

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Speaker 10: no call Jay Fiershly you get on my nerves with people.

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Speaker 2: Who don't have a car, told about why your car ain't.

761
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:25,280
Speaker 10: Wash, why it's dirty. They taking their fingers straight outside.

762
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Speaker 10: It'll be about three weeks since you watched this, all right,

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Speaker 10: you know what? At least I got a vehicle to

764
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Speaker 10: pull in there.

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Speaker 12: You know that why you why are you walking?

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Speaker 2: That's the bad question?

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Speaker 7: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Why would you get in my car?

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Speaker 15: They're gonna tell me, I can't believe you spent this

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Speaker 15: much money on this car?

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Speaker 7: You nerves?

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Speaker 2: Why would you do that?

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Speaker 10: Would but I would you?

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Speaker 2: How would you buy goes. I said, it's the Holy

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Speaker 2: go God. Man.

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Speaker 8: Tell that this was really happening to me. What I

777
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 8: had a cab man that smoke real bad. I pull

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Speaker 8: up at a bus stop. The two dudes at the

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Speaker 8: bus stop, they say, hey, man, you're cooking real.

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Speaker 7: But all right, once.

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Speaker 1: Again, great job guys.

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Speaker 11: As always, you never let us down with comedy roulette.

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Speaker 1: And we'll be back with the Nephew's prank phone call

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning.

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Speaker 11: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right

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Speaker 11: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 11: The subject the hood, the bad, and the bougie. All right,

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Speaker 11: we'll get into that in just a little bit, but

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Speaker 11: right now it is time for the nephew and the

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Speaker 11: prank phone call.

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Speaker 15: What you got, ne f, We're gonna steal a car

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Speaker 15: this morning, Sheridy, that's what we We're gonna steal a car.

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Speaker 2: Everybody takes.

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Speaker 3: Said we're gonna stole a.

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Speaker 1: Car this morning talk.

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Speaker 11: We're gonna break the law on the now what we

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Speaker 11: do ll.

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Speaker 2: A nil stolen no car.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, my goodness, we know who has.

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Speaker 15: I feel this leader, This right here is stolen car

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Speaker 15: stolen car cat dog if you would.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm.

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Speaker 15: Trying to reach a Trevor police Okay, yeah, that's me.

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Speaker 9: Sir.

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Speaker 15: You purchased a Navy blue from a used car lot

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Speaker 15: dealership called a car Lot. I don't know, maybe six

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Speaker 15: or seven months ago, am I right?

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Speaker 4: Right? It was six months ago?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 15: Now you've been paying notes on this car for the

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Speaker 15: last six months, and you know, I hate to be

812
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Speaker 15: a burden of bad news. Actually, my name is uh,

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Speaker 15: Detective Justin, and I'm giving you a call to let

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Speaker 15: you know that the actual vehicle, this two thousand and

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Speaker 15: one Navy bluesh that you purchased, is actually a stolen vehicle.

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Speaker 15: And we've actually been looking for this car for the

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Speaker 15: last I've been pretty much close to a year now,

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Speaker 15: maybe a little over a year. We've been looking for

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Speaker 15: this I work in the Auto theft division and uh

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Speaker 15: hold one, Detective Justin, sir, and I'm in the auto

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Speaker 15: theft division here at the police department.

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Speaker 14: I think you got the wrong I think you got

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Speaker 14: the wrong guy name because.

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Speaker 15: It no, sir, it's it's it's And I've done the

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Speaker 15: trace on on and I know this is probably a

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Speaker 15: shock to you but we're we're right on point with

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Speaker 15: the thing. You's got a two thousand and one navy

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Speaker 15: blue You did buy it. You did buy it at

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Speaker 15: the car lot dealership, and that uh, and it's the

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Speaker 15: exact one, and the license plate shirt they do match up.

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Speaker 15: And I know this is a bit of a shock

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Speaker 15: to you, but your car is actually a stolen car.

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Speaker 15: So the dealership, sir, actually sold you a stolen car.

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Speaker 15: And I know you did not know that. I know

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Speaker 15: that it was not any information that you already knew.

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Speaker 15: And I know you thought that you were just purchasing

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Speaker 15: a legitimate car. But you have a stolen car, mister Trevor.

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Speaker 14: And no, no, I think you got the wrong first,

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Speaker 14: because this car is not stolen. For real, this is

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Speaker 14: not stolen, sir.

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Speaker 15: I can go all day with you and try to

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00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 15: make you understand what's going on here, and I know

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Speaker 15: it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,

844
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 15: but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.

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Speaker 15: I am gonna have to either get someone to come

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Speaker 15: out and impound it or you.

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00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 14: No, no, I think y'all might need to go back

848
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Speaker 14: over y'all records then, because I think y'all on the real.

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Speaker 14: I think y'all got the wrong person.

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Speaker 15: Just sir, I'm gonna tell you once and I'm gonna

851
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 15: tell you again. You have a car that's stolen that

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Speaker 15: I have to have in my possession by the end

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Speaker 15: of the day.

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00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 14: Now I can't get the end of the day. For real, man,

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00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 14: you got, sir, you.

856
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 15: Have a stolen car and you're gonna need to bring

857
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 15: that car into the police station so we can get

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Speaker 15: this thing rectified.

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00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 14: I'm for real, man, hold on, let me talk about this.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 14: I don't know about all that she's telling me.

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00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 15: For real, sir, I understand what you're saying, but do

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00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 15: you realize you're talking to a police officer here. I

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Speaker 15: am detective. I am detective justin.

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Speaker 3: I am over who you are.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: I'm hold them is no longer, sir.

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Speaker 15: We've had to actually shut them down for the time

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Speaker 15: being until we get quite a few cars rectified that

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00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 15: I've got more than just your vehicle, sir, that's been

871
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Speaker 15: that that has auto there tied to it.

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00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: No, man, hold on, there's two things. Either you're gonna

873
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 2: bring it to me or I'm gonna come get it.

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00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 4: Now.

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00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 2: Which one do you want?

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00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 4: To do.

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00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 14: You ain't coming to get for real, sir.

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00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 15: I don't want to have this to have to get

879
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 15: go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.

880
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 15: But I need to get that car in my possession.

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00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 14: Okay, look, look, look, listen while I'm telling you.

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00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 13: Okay, you listening.

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00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 2: I'm listening, sir.

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Speaker 13: Okay, Look, unless somebody's gonna tay me my three hundred

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Speaker 13: seventy sevens and fifty two cents I've been paying for

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00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 13: the last six months, unless you're gonna pay me that,

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Speaker 13: give me back my trade in said, get this, man,

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00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 13: I ain't out here.

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00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 14: What you're talking about for real? No, it is you

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Speaker 14: coming at me with man.

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00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 13: I worked too hard.

892
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 14: To be keeping up these notes right here, man.

893
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 13: And I got that am I read to take care

894
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 13: of and you come to talk about you tuldn't take

895
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 13: my car because something that happened before I bought it

896
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 13: and what I don't even know.

897
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 4: This is true?

898
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 14: Like I said, I thank you missing.

899
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 13: I think you've got me missed over with somebody else.

900
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 14: What y'all just not coming in me talking this. I

901
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 14: ain't heard nothing about this before.

902
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 15: Sure, it's taking us a while to actually track down

903
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 15: the car and actually find out exactly where it was.

904
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 15: I've tracked this car for the last eight nine months,

905
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 15: and I finally found that you are the one that's

906
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 15: actually has it in your possession.

907
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 2: It happens all the time.

908
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 15: It's an unlikely situation, but I got to get you

909
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 15: to bring it in and I.

910
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 14: Ain't bring you know what I mean, I ain't bring it.

911
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 13: I got coming to get from me. Somebody give me

912
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 13: my three hundred seventy dollars.

913
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 14: Fifty two cents. I've been saying for the last six month.

914
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 4: Trusting my back.

915
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm sure you're probably long gone by now.

916
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 4: It's probably that's what I'm stumping.

917
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 14: Okay, then then y'all at least just come with the money.

918
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 14: Come with the money. I just don't get an rosterswhere else, sir.

919
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 2: I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.

920
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 15: I'm just a detective that's on this actual case, and

921
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 15: I know it's a trying situation, but I am going

922
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 15: to have to send some officers out there that that

923
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 15: do this.

924
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: Type of thing. They pick up these cars bring them into.

925
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 14: The I wish you would send somebody out here to

926
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 14: come get my car. But if you came and go

927
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 14: okay with me? You need to find somebody. Can no, you.

928
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 4: Know you bring somebody out here if you want to.

929
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 13: Don't bring somebody. I got something I didn't like it

930
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 13: to man, I'm working the bread ship come up and

931
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 13: in all the time they gotta stay and they took. Man,

932
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 13: I'm working to art and try to get this car.

933
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 6: Man, So bring out here if you want.

934
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 4: To for real.

935
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 2: Sure, Hush, sir, sir, come, I gotta get you calm down.

936
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 4: I mean you get at you call me.

937
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 13: You told me about my car stoning, and y'all talking

938
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 13: about something to.

939
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 4: Get it from me.

940
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 15: I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.

941
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 15: And you got a great You got an honest living,

942
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 15: an honest job, and understand that. But some people have

943
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 15: done some dishonest things. And that's what's happened here.

944
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 13: Somebody got my problem right there. That ain't my problem.

945
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 14: They was a deal with my answer.

946
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 13: When I first got it, so right for a problem.

947
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 14: Now I'm not understand that. All I'm saying is is

948
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 14: come with my car. I'm gonna y'all. Look, that's all

949
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 14: I'm saying.

950
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: You know what.

951
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 15: I don't want to go any further. Can I say

952
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 15: one more thing than you can I do that?

953
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 4: What?

954
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 15: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

955
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 2: You just got pranked my your cousin Eric.

956
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 15: This is nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Shown.

957
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 2: You got pranked by your cousin Man, trouble you all right?

958
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 14: Hold on, hey, I got even nameless cigarette running.

959
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 15: All right, man, let me ask you something. You gotta

960
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 15: tell me, baby, what's the baddest radio.

961
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 2: Show in the land.

962
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 14: It's that Steve Harvey Morning Show.

963
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,720
Speaker 15: Let's get some prank and praise up in here this morning.

964
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 15: Come on, come on, some prank and praise up in

965
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 15: here this mornth you're gonna bring this car back to yeah, yeah, yeah.

966
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 15: You bought it to use card line and it was slowly.

967
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 15: We need you to bring it on back in see

968
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 15: y'all don't see y'all ain't got so high in maney

969
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 15: y'all don't even know where to used Carlshad No more so.

970
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: Y'all don't even know where it is. Y'all, y'all ain't

971
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 2: been there.

972
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 7: Why it all past one?

973
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: Yes, and the word is pre owned.

974
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 2: Oh that's all that's the news for yall.

975
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 7: The new word.

976
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

977
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 2: Get ready here to Philadelphia, y'all.

978
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 15: The Nephew is getting ready to go in, getting ready

979
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 15: to record, ready to love. That is jumping off. But

980
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 15: while I am there, I will be performing in Philadelphia

981
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 15: as well at Helium Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh,

982
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 15: and twenty eighth of July twenty six, twenty seven, twenty

983
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 15: eighth July. Tickets on Zia. Right now, the Nephew coming

984
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 15: to the City of Brotherly Love.

985
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 11: All right, nephew, thank you, coming up next, Thank you,

986
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 11: coming up next.

987
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject the Hood, the Bad, and the Boushie.

988
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.

989
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 11: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for

990
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 11: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

991
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 11: and more, please submit your strug letter to STEVEHARVEYFM dot

992
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 11: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

993
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 11: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

994
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 11: to read this one right now, right now.

995
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: Now. That's for you, Jay, You never know, it could

996
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: be yours.

997
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 2: You never know, you never know. Buckle up and hold

998
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: on tight. We got it. For you.

999
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 4: Here.

1000
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: It is the Strawberry.

1001
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 11: Letter, subject the Hood, the Bad, and the Bougie. Dear

1002
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 11: Stephen Shirley. I met a very beautiful woman that is

1003
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 11: hood and bougie. She's a bad dresser, she has a

1004
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 11: bad figure, she's got a bad ride, and she's got

1005
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 11: a mean walk.

1006
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean bad as in good, Steve, real good.

1007
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 11: We met a lounge and she stood out from her

1008
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 11: group of girlfriends. She was poised and graceful, and I

1009
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 11: watched her sib wine while her friends were all loudly

1010
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 11: chanting and taking shots. She walked past me to get

1011
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 11: to the bar, and I followed her so I could

1012
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 11: buy her a drink. Hell, I bought her a whole bottle.

1013
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 11: We sat at the bar and talked the minute, and

1014
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 11: she gave me a business card so I could come

1015
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 11: by her nail salon and get a manicure. I walked

1016
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 11: her to her car and she kissed me on the cheek.

1017
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 11: I was in heaven, and as soon as the nail

1018
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 11: salon opened, I called to make an appointment. I knew

1019
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 11: the salon wasn't in the best part of town, but

1020
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 11: I still wanted to see my girl again. When I

1021
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 11: walked in The receptionist looked at me like I was lost.

1022
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 11: She rolled her eyes and she pointed to my girl.

1023
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 11: My girl looked totally different from the night before. Her

1024
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 11: hair was in corn rows, and she had on a

1025
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 11: bodysuit and some air Jordan's. She was loud and cursed

1026
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 11: a lot as she did my nails. She referred to

1027
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 11: me as her in word when other ladies commented on

1028
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 11: me being in the salon. She was so hood in

1029
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 11: the hood, and it was amazing to see this side

1030
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 11: of her. We've been hanging out a lot, and she

1031
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 11: prefers to eat soul food and wings most of the time,

1032
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 11: so I had to adjust to that and take an

1033
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 11: ascids at NAIs. At this point, I will do whatever

1034
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 11: this girl wants to do because the sex is off

1035
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 11: the chain and I have a lot of fun with her,

1036
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 11: even though I have to keep my pistol on me

1037
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 11: when I'm in her neighborhood.

1038
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: Am I crazy to be falling for this woman?

1039
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 2: Nope?

1040
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: Not at all.

1041
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 11: I mean, why would you even say that. One thing

1042
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 11: for sure is that the heart wants what the heart wants.

1043
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 11: It doesn't matter if this girl is hood, if she's

1044
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 11: rocking corn rows, calling you her inWORD and cursing a

1045
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 11: lot while she's doing your nails.

1046
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: You really like her and you want to be with her.

1047
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: It's all in the letter.

1048
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 11: I mean, just know that this is who she is

1049
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 11: and what she does, and don't try to change her.

1050
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: All right, This is who she is and that's okay.

1051
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 11: You need to decide and think about what your future

1052
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 11: is going to look like with her, and you got

1053
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 11: to ask yourself some questions. Can you take her to

1054
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 11: meet your family? Can you go to your work Christmas

1055
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 11: party when they start having Christmas parties again? Can you

1056
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 11: take her to church with you? Will you be embarrassed

1057
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 11: to take her around your friends? And most importantly, can

1058
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 11: your stomach take much more of the soul food and

1059
00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 11: the wing?

1060
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 7: Okay?

1061
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 11: If the answer to all of these questions is yesin

1062
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 11: I say go get your girl.

1063
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 4: You know.

1064
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 11: But because she's already calling you her n word, and

1065
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 11: you called her your girl in the letter, so I

1066
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 11: think you know you guys are a match. There is

1067
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 11: a saying that opposites the tract a track. This sounds

1068
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 11: like one of those cases to me, but it sounds

1069
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 11: okay right now, Steve.

1070
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 8: Well, my man, the subject is the Hood, the Bad

1071
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 8: and the Bushy. But if you wrote this letter about

1072
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 8: this girl, this letter also tells me a lot about you.

1073
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 8: You got some concerns about the girl. Understandable, I got

1074
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 8: some concerns about you. So there's going to be a

1075
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 8: teaching and learning moment for all of us. So when

1076
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 8: your letter first came out, The Hood, the Bad, and

1077
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 8: the Bugy, I thought it was about our more show.

1078
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 8: I'll be quite honest with you, because the hood on

1079
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 8: the show is here. Her name caller for real, the

1080
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 8: bad on the show, it's Janthy Brown. Come on, come on,

1081
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 8: cure space, Thomas Miles. I'm the sex and myself, and

1082
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 8: the boogie on the show is a person who just

1083
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 8: answered this letter as a boogie person.

1084
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: The whole response is bogie. He's already calling you the

1085
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 2: N word and what it didn't even.

1086
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 8: Sound like, and you called her her your girl, So

1087
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 8: you know see how buogy that was, because she the

1088
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 8: bougie on this show. Buddy, wasn't about this show. It's

1089
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 8: about this damn letter and brother, right now, I really

1090
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 8: don't see the problem you got with the girl. I'm

1091
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 8: gonna show you the problem that's within yourself. You saw

1092
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 8: this girl bad dresser, bad figure, bad riding. You say, Steve,

1093
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 8: I mean in a good way. I knew exactly what

1094
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 8: you went home. I've been there. We met in a lounge.

1095
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 8: She stood out from a group of girlfriend poise graceful.

1096
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 8: Watched her sip wine while her friends all loudly chatting

1097
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 8: and taking shots. She walked past me to get to

1098
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 8: the bar. I followed this thing to buy her a drink. Hell,

1099
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 8: I bought the whole bottle. We said at the bar,

1100
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 8: talked a minute. She gave me a business card shop

1101
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 8: I could come out in her nail salon get a manicure.

1102
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 8: I walked her to the car. She kissed you on

1103
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 8: the cheek. Boy, your ass was in heaven. Ain't nothing

1104
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 8: wrong because she dressed up nice, she clean up nice.

1105
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 8: She know how to act in public. She got two sides.

1106
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 8: You saw the good side, But you took your ass

1107
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 8: to the nail appointment next morning. You couldn't wait. And

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00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 8: when you walk through the door, you met somebody else.

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00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 8: You said it wasn't in the best part of town.

1110
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 8: You gotta act like your environment. If you gonna get

1111
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:22,919
Speaker 8: with him, you gotta get with him. So now you're

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00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 8: the bad part of town. You can't be buysy over here.

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00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 8: We ain't at the lounge. We work now, and when

1114
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 8: I come back, I'll show you what happened.

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00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 11: All right, We'll be back with part two of Steve's

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00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 11: response to today's Strawberry letter, The Hood, the Bad, and

1117
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 11: the Bousheye, at twenty three minutes after the hour. Right

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00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:47,479
Speaker 11: after this, you're listening hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,

1119
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 11: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject the Hood, the

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00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 11: Bad and the Boushie.

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00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 2: Oh, this man.

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00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 8: Met this very beautiful home and he says, hood and bougie.

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00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 8: I understand right off the top. She's a bad dresser,

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01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 8: bad figure, bad body, bad walk. You followed her to

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01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 8: the bar, end of the bar, you bought her drank

1126
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 8: y'all talked, walked her to the car. She gave your

1127
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 8: business car, kissed you on the cheek. You was in heaven, boys.

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01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 8: She was fining, sophisticated while the girls was loud and chatting.

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01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 8: She was sipping wine, meaning she know how to be

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01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 8: where she is. She know how to act a part,

1131
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 8: played the role. She had you hook line and sinker.

1132
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 8: It worked, didn't it? Then you showed up the next

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01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 8: day at the men nail salon. Did she own to

1134
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 8: get your nails done? Everybody know who she was because

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01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 8: she told her you was coming. Now you came to

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01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 8: the shop. They rolling their eyes. She right there. She

1137
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 8: looked totally different. Her hair was in corn roll. She

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01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 8: had on her body suit and some air Jordan's. That

1139
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 8: nice house fit.

1140
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 2: You got corn Rolls you buy you wear.

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01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 8: Bodysuit was a mad George's because you know what's sitting

1142
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 8: down in the may Jordan's. You know that the ankles

1143
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 8: just lowered down into these air Jordans, and you got

1144
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 8: a bodysuit on with it. You know every thing that's

1145
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 8: stuck down in them shoes is right and tight.

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01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 2: So she went it.

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01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 8: But she got a hand corn roll, probably had a

1148
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 8: wig on last night, or weave or something like that,

1149
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 8: because you didn't pay no attention to the corn roll.

1150
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 8: So she didn't put on her best and went out

1151
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 8: and dressed, and she got you right where she wanted.

1152
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 8: She was loud and she cussed a lot, and she

1153
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 8: did my nails because it was in the worst part

1154
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 8: of town. You said, she referred to me as her

1155
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 8: end word. When other ladies commented on me being in

1156
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 8: the salon?

1157
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 2: What he in fau?

1158
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 4: Oh?

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01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 2: This is my in right here? Who you think is it?

1160
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 4: Who?

1161
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:33,439
Speaker 2: You see?

1162
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 7: Who he is?

1163
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: You see who he went on?

1164
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: It?

1165
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: This mine? Yeah?

1166
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 8: She was so hood in the hood, and it was

1167
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 8: amazing to see this side of her. We been hanging

1168
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 8: out a lot and she preferred to eat soul food

1169
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 8: and wings most of the time, so I had to

1170
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 8: adjust to that and take antassins at night.

1171
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 2: Let's stop right here here the problem we got?

1172
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 4: What man.

1173
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 2: Don't like soul food and chicken wing? What kind of

1174
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 2: man is you?

1175
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 11: What?

1176
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 4: Hell? Yeah?

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01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 8: Now you ain't here mad at her because she got

1178
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 8: corn rolls of body shuiting, some jawings on and she

1179
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 8: want to eat sol food and chicken wing.

1180
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 2: You gotta take antasin Where the punk ass come from?

1181
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 1: Every night?

1182
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 8: Scho little hasts don't want to eat no soul food

1183
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 8: and no chicken way.

1184
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 2: Now you gotta take a hand.

1185
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 8: Who has to take antasis for chicken ways?

1186
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 2: What kind of man is this? You softened and medicated cotton.

1187
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 8: You in here trying to date somebody that's real and

1188
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 8: you can't even eat a chicken wing without vomiting choe?

1189
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 2: Punk ass come from hell.

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01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 8: You been watching sports and ain't been able to eat

1191
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 8: no damn chicken wings. You probably ain't even got no

1192
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 8: black friends. Come here talking about something? Y'all got some

1193
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 8: antasis for what? Because I fin to eat these wings?

1194
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 2: What you can tell us too? Man?

1195
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 8: You black, and you can't eat soul food because you

1196
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 8: need antaskits what?

1197
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 2: That's really what this letter about. It ain't about her

1198
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 2: being too hood.

1199
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 8: It's about your ass being soft as medicated cotting. So

1200
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 8: now at this point, I would do whatever this girl

1201
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 8: wants to do because the sex is off the chain,

1202
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 8: and I got a lot of fun with her. And

1203
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 8: even though I had to keep my pistol on me

1204
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 8: when I'm in her neighborhood? Am I crazy for falling

1205
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 8: for this woman? You know already failed? You whipped dog,

1206
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 8: that little tight bodysuit with them conrods jammed down in them, George,

1207
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 8: working with it got you sprung you in love?

1208
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 2: Why would you leave her? Now?

1209
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 8: Shirley with that budge answer talking about you know, will

1210
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 8: you be able to take her to.

1211
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 2: Your mama and teach cherishing around your friends?

1212
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1213
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 8: Because she know how to dress up. She fooled you

1214
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 8: the night before she know how to be whatever. She's

1215
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 8: a chameleon. She knows how to put on and be

1216
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 8: what she gotta be. But you ain't got no problem

1217
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 8: whatever she is in that bedroom. Obviously, that ain't no problem.

1218
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 8: You ain't got no problem hanging out and y'all having fun.

1219
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 8: Seems like a real sweet person to me, that knows

1220
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 8: how to play the game. But show punk ass. Yeah,

1221
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 8: she polish up good everything.

1222
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 11: What about the part about him having to keep his

1223
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 11: pistol on him when he's in her neighborhood.

1224
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 8: You ain't to only one. You ain't to only one

1225
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 8: got a pistol. I can promise you ain't only one

1226
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 8: over there got a pistol. I bet you if them

1227
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 8: girls open up that desk tray at that nail salon,

1228
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 8: it's about eight of them.

1229
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 7: In now right.

1230
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 2: It's probably one of these stations.

1231
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 8: You just number nine, You gone number nine. This's eight

1232
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 8: all of them in there. And so what you got

1233
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 8: your pistol on you? So listen to me what your

1234
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 8: little scary ass want to do. That's all I got

1235
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 8: sa to say. I'm so mad about the soul food

1236
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 8: chicken wing line. I can't even address nothing else he

1237
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 8: talking about the hell got to take antastis because they

1238
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 8: didn't have some collic green. You can't even macaroni and cheese.

1239
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 8: Now your ass got an tasty. You don ate some yams,

1240
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,439
Speaker 8: Now you got an taskit. I'm just trying to figure

1241
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 8: out what you name some oak grew. Now your ass

1242
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 8: got to take a hand, tasky. I'm trying to figure

1243
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 8: out how weak are you? Where your little rudy poop?

1244
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 2: But come from?

1245
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 8: What is you dating the girl for? If you can't

1246
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 8: eat the damn fool you? Wo the hell got to

1247
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 8: take an antaskit. That's for some damn fried chicken. Just

1248
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 8: shame it. I'm apologize to the hood public for reading

1249
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 8: the ragged ass let on our show.

1250
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 11: Anyway, go ahead, shit, leave us your comments on Today's

1251
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 11: letter on Instagram and Steve Harvey FM and check out

1252
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 11: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

1253
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1254
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 2: All right, Steve, it's.

1255
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: That time again.

1256
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 11: Please introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown.

1257
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 1: Let's look into his mind.

1258
01:05:54,560 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, the dark, demented and troubled mind, really

1259
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 8: broken up love Starve man.

1260
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 3: Here we go. There's a new game out.

1261
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 16: I don't even know the name of it, but it

1262
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 16: has to do it being black or winning a black card.

1263
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 3: Have you heard about this shirt? Get your black card?

1264
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 16: As anyway, I have some questions that will let you

1265
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 16: know if you should receive black card.

1266
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 2: We got points that goes with Here we go.

1267
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 16: First question, have you ever eaten rice or baby rice

1268
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 16: and sugar butter and rice?

1269
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 3: Give yourself five points.

1270
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did that. I did that.

1271
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 16: Have you ever played the game That's My Car? Have

1272
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 16: you ever played the game That's My Car and you

1273
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 16: didn't have a car?

1274
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 3: Give yourself three points.

1275
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 2: Yes, yes?

1276
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 16: Or if you got your white, give yourself points. Is

1277
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 16: there anyone white that you'd like to have sex with?

1278
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 16: Take away two points?

1279
01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1280
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let me take my two points away. Here

1281
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 3: we go, all right.

1282
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 16: Have you ever fixed have you ever fixed anything with

1283
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 16: a knife, fork, or a spoon? Give yourself six points?

1284
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 16: Put that down. Oh, I'm back up, I'm back up,

1285
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 16: All right, all right, here we go. Have you ever

1286
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 16: put something in front of the oven to dry? Four points?

1287
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 16: Give yourself four points for that. Have you ever washed

1288
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 16: your face with a dishcloth? Give yourself two points for

1289
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 16: that one?

1290
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 2: Right there? All right, I got that that's hand.

1291
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 15: Sorry, all the bathtiles was really dish tiles, but go ahead, Yeah.

1292
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 3: You're right.

1293
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 16: Have you ever made fun of somebody shouting in church?

1294
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 16: Give yourself three points?

1295
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 8: Okay, went to church for that, not for the words.

1296
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 8: My comedy career started as a ten year old action.

1297
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 16: Have you ever had a sandwich inside the wrapper that

1298
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 16: it came in?

1299
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 3: Have you ever had that? Meaning?

1300
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 16: Have you ever made a sandwich with just the end

1301
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 16: pieces of bread?

1302
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 3: Give yourself four points?

1303
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 2: That's old heath.

1304
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 3: Okay, last question, last question?

1305
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 16: Have you ever eaten a piece of canny that an

1306
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 16: old person pulled out of their bra and.

1307
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 2: You ate it?

1308
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:30,320
Speaker 3: Anyway?

1309
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 2: If you have not done anything.

1310
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 15: I was younger and didn't know where, but I did

1311
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 15: do that.

1312
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 2: I didn't know, I didn't know where.

1313
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 8: I got another one, Jay, If you can sandwich that

1314
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,640
Speaker 8: only contained condiments?

1315
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 1: All right, all right, alright, we'll be back with more

1316
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: of the Morning Show.

1317
01:08:56,040 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 11: You're listening Morning Show, So I want to know what

1318
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 11: you'll be putting on the grilled Steve and Tommy and Junior.

1319
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 7: I don't.

1320
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could, but I know you'll

1321
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: be eating Steve. Yeah, just in case you know, I

1322
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,679
Speaker 1: need to stop buy and get a plate.

1323
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 8: I don't do that. I don't even have four I

1324
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 8: don't have all off wax paper.

1325
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 1: You have a takeout container, We don't have anything.

1326
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 2: We don't have none of that.

1327
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Speaker 8: So we don't have people that do that. We don't

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01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 8: know people that come over beg.

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01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:45,480
Speaker 11: I mean, I can do that, but you're cooking ribs, burgers, meat, meat,

1330
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 11: anything that is meat.

1331
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 8: I don't do fish on the grill. Don't ask me

1332
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 8: fun no fish.

1333
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: You wouldn't grill a nice salmon steak.

1334
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 2: Put it on the most flank, no planks.

1335
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,600
Speaker 4: What I do.

1336
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 2: Rib all meats.

1337
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:18,600
Speaker 8: Baby smoke, a regular ribs, baby backs in.

1338
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 2: Them baby backs.

1339
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:23,759
Speaker 8: Now, Temmy, that's what Junior's asking for that I can't

1340
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 8: do it because Junior's not has not convinced me that

1341
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 8: he is a true barbecue ologist. And I'm scared that

1342
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,640
Speaker 8: he's gonna be sprinkling my rub on ham sandwiches and

1343
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 8: putting it on top of potato salad like something. I'm

1344
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 8: not finna do this with juniors, you know, like it's

1345
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 8: some sprinkle or something like that. You got like it's

1346
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 8: Larry's Like you're just putting it on everything all on

1347
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,560
Speaker 8: your French fries and we're not finna do that. And

1348
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 8: I'm putting a little bit on the baked beans. You're

1349
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 8: not finna do that to my damn rug putting it

1350
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 8: off with everything. Yeah, sprinkling on stop of stuff, ain't

1351
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 8: got I put a little bit on my slow What

1352
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,400
Speaker 8: take my rib and put it on nothing? So it's

1353
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 8: all meat of fair Now that will.

1354
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: Be sides, Yes, let's talk about the sides.

1355
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:21,519
Speaker 8: The sides will be baked beans, cold slow coin on

1356
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 8: the car that the corn goes on the grill, but

1357
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 8: it goes on the grill in the husk.

1358
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 18: Well, why can't you do a fish on a plank

1359
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 18: if you could do the corn?

1360
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:40,519
Speaker 2: I just told you I don't do fish.

1361
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 4: Now.

1362
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 8: I have two sons that's uh pescatia.

1363
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:53,519
Speaker 2: That only eat fish. Take a day off from try

1364
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 2: his chicken.

1365
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 11: My girlfriend says she no longer eats land animals.

1366
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 1: Will not be invited.

1367
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 8: She can come, but I don't know what she's gonna do,

1368
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 8: what she's gonna eat, because what is.

1369
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 2: You we're gonna eat? Add animals? It's some meat in

1370
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 2: them beans. I don't know what she's gonna eat.

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01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,760
Speaker 8: I don't know what she's gonna do. I don't eat

1372
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 8: land animals. What you're gonna eat? Add animals?

1373
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 4: Birds?

1374
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 2: You know, I ain't got no fu You.

1375
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: You didn't say potato salad. You cooking potato salad?

1376
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:26,759
Speaker 8: Uh No, I kind of gave up on potato salad

1377
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 8: years ago. A lot of people don't know how to

1378
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,840
Speaker 8: make potato salad. I don't really know how to make it.

1379
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 8: Marjorie's make a good potato salad. But yeah, Marjorie mama

1380
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 8: nor Marjorie really is outstanding cook. Marjorie's outstanding. She thinks

1381
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 8: she a better g real personally. But I don't want

1382
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 8: to hurt it. But she's gonna get cussed out if

1383
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 8: she say that in front of somebody else.

1384
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 19: That's what If she talking about she could barbecue just

1385
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,960
Speaker 19: as good as me, She's gonna mess around and get

1386
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 19: a little self cussed.

1387
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,640
Speaker 2: Out if that's what working on.

1388
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 8: I'm trying not to because I know that's what that's

1389
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 8: gonna cost me. But sheep borderline getting cussed out. If

1390
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 8: you tell one more person she can grill as good

1391
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 8: as me, because that's a damn lie in here, a

1392
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 8: little uh Scott shrimp on skiers who do that that's

1393
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 8: what I'm here.

1394
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 2: I hear barbecue battle coming on a vegetable.

1395
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 17: I don't want to That's it, all right, coming up,

1396
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 17: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have

1397
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,439
Speaker 17: more of the Steve Harby Morning Show.

1398
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 3: Right after this.

1399
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:44,640
Speaker 11: You're listening Harby Morning Show. All right, it's woo countdown

1400
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:47,160
Speaker 11: has begun. It's almost the fourth of July.

1401
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 6: I can't wait.

1402
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to the fourth of July.

1403
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 15: Okay, I'm doing something special that I want all of

1404
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 15: y'all to come to.

1405
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 2: What what you're doing about?

1406
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,720
Speaker 15: Before to fourth y'all gonna have a pre party kind

1407
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 15: of more like more Okay.

1408
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 20: This is the third Yeah, so this evening, can we

1409
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,639
Speaker 20: all get to I want to do and because it's

1410
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,960
Speaker 20: my first time trying it, but if I could do

1411
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 20: a naked barbecue.

1412
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: Can you go?

1413
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 7: What's what that? Listen?

1414
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 15: Aren't you you might getting burned normally when you get

1415
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 15: when you go to barbecues, what happens? You wasting barbecue

1416
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 15: sauce all on you, something getting all on your clothes.

1417
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 2: You must just watch and call it.

1418
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 4: Come.

1419
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 10: No, we won't be not coming over there to your

1420
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:36,320
Speaker 10: house to sit next not that invitation barbecue.

1421
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 1: It's something I.

1422
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 2: Don't care what it is time.

1423
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 3: I'm your boy.

1424
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:42,000
Speaker 2: We talked, we talked earlier this week. What we talked about.

1425
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 15: We talked about what you say, Shirley, that they had

1426
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 15: in California.

1427
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:45,720
Speaker 2: Then they ride on.

1428
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 1: The the naked bike ride. Yeah, it worldwide, worldwide. Last week,

1429
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:52,840
Speaker 1: start our.

1430
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,520
Speaker 2: Own naked barbecue.

1431
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 3: An you will leave?

1432
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 7: What would you do? What are you do?

1433
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 1: Add a naked barbone.

1434
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:03,800
Speaker 15: I'm gonna be grilling, Nikki. You're gonna be eating what

1435
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 15: I grill, Nikki.

1436
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 20: I'm not gonna look over my shoulder, look at the grill, and.

1437
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: You won't to hear this. Hand me one of those lakes.

1438
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 1: That's out.

1439
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 3: That's out.

1440
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,599
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1441
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: Show coming.

1442
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 2: Up right after this.

1443
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:27,360
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is

1444
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: time now for a rounded. Would you rather?

1445
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 11: Would you rather have a crab boil or would you

1446
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 11: rather throw some meat on the grill?

1447
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,080
Speaker 1: Which one crab boil?

1448
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,519
Speaker 2: Or about either way? On my side, it works for.

1449
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,880
Speaker 1: Me outside delicious.

1450
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,599
Speaker 8: I'm throwing the meat on the grill. I don't give

1451
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:50,560
Speaker 8: a damn about that stuff. I grab water all that community,

1452
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:55,680
Speaker 8: don't dumping stuff out. I'm looking over there, and then

1453
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 8: all of a sudden you stab your forking and now.

1454
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,400
Speaker 1: Hell no, all right?

1455
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:04,360
Speaker 2: Would all right? But I'm not really excited about it?

1456
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 2: All right?

1457
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,320
Speaker 11: Would you rather wear all white for a month or

1458
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 11: wear all black for a month?

1459
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 1: Which one? All white or all black?

1460
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 2: In the summer?

1461
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:13,439
Speaker 4: Gold?

1462
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 2: Give me that white.

1463
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the summer, that white.

1464
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 2: I got to eat for. I put it on. I

1465
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 2: got to a lock for I put that on.

1466
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:29,560
Speaker 11: Would you rather read your partner's mind during sex or

1467
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 11: would you rather read your partner's mind during an argument?

1468
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:36,599
Speaker 2: M Now, I'd rather have it doing. I don't really

1469
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 2: give a damn what you're thinking. Not for you to,

1470
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't really care what you think.

1471
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 3: Your mind.

1472
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,920
Speaker 15: Selfish with this, s tea, I ain't selfish. I just

1473
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,519
Speaker 15: you know, I don't really care what you think. I

1474
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 15: want to read it doing six, Yes, I do. I

1475
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,800
Speaker 15: want to know what you're thinking. I want to make

1476
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 15: sure you ain't thinking about nobody else.

1477
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:03,320
Speaker 1: That's what I And what if what if she's like.

1478
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna then we're gonna be arguing.

1479
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: Now now we're not bringing it no, he's not bringing

1480
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: it right.

1481
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:15,000
Speaker 18: It ain't high Larry, all right?

1482
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,519
Speaker 11: Would you rather spend a week in a submarine or

1483
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 11: a week on the moon.

1484
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 15: I've always wanted to do submarine hill, but a week

1485
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:31,439
Speaker 15: I can't. I don't know if I can go down

1486
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 15: there for a week.

1487
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 8: Now, I just oh week underwater? Okay, nothing go away, nothing.

1488
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 2: But what you will take your You can take your

1489
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 2: hand to the moon.

1490
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:43,560
Speaker 4: Did that?

1491
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 2: I'm not going to no move Okay, I'm not going

1492
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,080
Speaker 2: to no moon.

1493
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,240
Speaker 7: You got him?

1494
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 4: Which one?

1495
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: Would you rather?

1496
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:53,880
Speaker 7: Going on?

1497
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:54,560
Speaker 2: Submarine?

1498
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 7: On the moon?

1499
01:17:58,680 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 2: Shot off?

1500
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:04,400
Speaker 15: No, We're going on the water for a week, buddy.

1501
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 7: Wow.

1502
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:09,160
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, Last one, guys, Last one.

1503
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 1: Hoodie Awards, Best or Essence.

1504
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 2: The Hoodie Awards.

1505
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: We've been to boast, We've done both.

1506
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 2: Classic Mom, you're so fake with it, man, I.

1507
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:39,760
Speaker 15: Hosted that thing for seven years.

1508
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 11: Ye all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather we'll

1509
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,200
Speaker 11: be back with the last break of the day. We'll

1510
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,719
Speaker 11: have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve

1511
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 11: Harvey right after this.

1512
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:53,320
Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, here we

1513
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,599
Speaker 1: are our last break of the day. It's been a

1514
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: fun day.

1515
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 8: You know something, it's really interesting. I was listening to

1516
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:09,600
Speaker 8: Joel Ostein, and of course I can't remember verbate of

1517
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 8: what he said, but I got the gist of what

1518
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 8: he was saying, and I kind of gave it some

1519
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:17,280
Speaker 8: thought over the past couple of days, and the message

1520
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 8: kind of really really resonated with me. And he was

1521
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:28,600
Speaker 8: advising people not to listen to the roar. Roa r

1522
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,680
Speaker 8: the roar. Don't listen to the roar, And what he

1523
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:40,360
Speaker 8: was referring to was the roar was naysayers, haters, outside chatter.

1524
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:42,200
Speaker 2: When you.

1525
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:48,519
Speaker 8: Are in agreement with God about your plan, when you're

1526
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 8: in agreement with your creator about your future, what you're

1527
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 8: going to do, you've got to learn and all of

1528
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 8: us have to learn this, myself included to block out

1529
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:05,240
Speaker 8: and ignore the roar, the things that people say about you,

1530
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:09,439
Speaker 8: the nay say as, the haters, the family members, your

1531
01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:16,960
Speaker 8: so called love ones, your friends, blogs, the IG page,

1532
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:23,360
Speaker 8: the comment section, your coworkers. You have to ignore the roar.

1533
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,720
Speaker 8: And so it was equating it to the roar of

1534
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 8: a lion, you know, And I've been to Africa and

1535
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 8: I've heard that I've heard lions in the wild I

1536
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,680
Speaker 8: mean really really.

1537
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 2: Raw, and boy they something else. Man.

1538
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 8: That guttural roar of a lion is to intimidate other

1539
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 8: lions and other pray, I mean not pray, but other cats.

1540
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:52,120
Speaker 2: Hey, this is my territory. Don't come over here.

1541
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 8: And so they raw to signify, if you can hear me,

1542
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 8: I'm telling you this is my territory.

1543
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,000
Speaker 2: Don't come over here.

1544
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:00,400
Speaker 4: Now.

1545
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 8: Most animals get intimidated by that, you know, especially animals

1546
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,880
Speaker 8: of prey. They hair, they are the way when they

1547
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 8: hear that. Okay, we're getting too close to this, dude.

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01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 8: But a lot of times it's to keep other lions

1549
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 8: out of their territory. Now, this raw is to intimidate you.

1550
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 8: The lion uses it to intimidate, but the raw is

1551
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:30,000
Speaker 8: used to intimidate you and to block you from your

1552
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:34,240
Speaker 8: blessings from God. So, now, if you're in agreement with

1553
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:36,519
Speaker 8: God and you're on your way to a certain destiny

1554
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 8: in your life, and all of a sudden you hear

1555
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 8: this roar from the haters, the blogs, the internet, the coworkers,

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01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:49,000
Speaker 8: the rumor meal, the whatever you have, the family members

1557
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 8: that don't believe, You've got to learn how to block

1558
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:56,559
Speaker 8: out the raw because the raw is a trick by

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01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:01,759
Speaker 8: the devil, and the devil has no new trick. He's

1560
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,799
Speaker 8: been doing the same thing since the beginning of time.

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01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,719
Speaker 2: Now he may have some.

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01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,240
Speaker 8: Technology attached to it right now, but the devil ain't

1563
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 8: got no new tricks.

1564
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:14,599
Speaker 2: He the same dude.

1565
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 8: He the same low down, no good, trying to rob

1566
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 8: you of your destiny dude that he's always been, and

1567
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 8: he uses the row to block you. So now he

1568
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:30,040
Speaker 8: was using the example of he said he was on

1569
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:33,400
Speaker 8: a safari once and he was talking to one of

1570
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 8: the guides and they were talking about if you're ever

1571
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 8: out on a safari and a lion charges, they tell

1572
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:46,120
Speaker 8: you not to break out and run because first of all,

1573
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,439
Speaker 8: the lion can run it fifty miles an hour, so

1574
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 8: you can't do that, so he said, and if you

1575
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:55,320
Speaker 8: break and run, you just gonna die scared. But he

1576
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 8: said the best way to handle it is to turn

1577
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 8: and make eye contact with the Now that's hard to do.

1578
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,679
Speaker 8: I mean, we all know that you got a lion charge,

1579
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,479
Speaker 8: and everything in you says turn and run. But the

1580
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:13,439
Speaker 8: guide was saying, ninety percent of all lion charges he

1581
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 8: stops because he just does it to see what you're

1582
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:22,040
Speaker 8: gonna do nine of all charges. The lion stops short

1583
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:24,400
Speaker 8: of attacking because he just wants to see what you're

1584
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 8: gonna do. Now, there's ten percent where you know you're goner,

1585
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:33,200
Speaker 8: but it's ninety percent he stops if you turn and

1586
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 8: run one hundred.

1587
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 2: Percent he keeps coming.

1588
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:40,639
Speaker 8: So you have to muster up the strength to stand

1589
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 8: and face the lion and the charging attack with the

1590
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,640
Speaker 8: row to turn around.

1591
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,120
Speaker 2: And face him.

1592
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,439
Speaker 8: And that's how you have to deal with the roar

1593
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 8: of people in your life. You have to turn around

1594
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:56,640
Speaker 8: and face them. See, look y'all, you got somewhere to

1595
01:23:56,680 --> 01:24:00,000
Speaker 8: go in life, and God has a plan for you.

1596
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 8: But in order for you to get there, you're gonna

1597
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,599
Speaker 8: have to stay focused, and you have to get on track,

1598
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:09,600
Speaker 8: and you're gonna have to learn, man, that you have

1599
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:12,759
Speaker 8: the ability to get there. You just got to stop

1600
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:19,000
Speaker 8: paying attention to the roar. You are equipped to be

1601
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:23,759
Speaker 8: on the battlefield. You are equipped to be in rough water.

1602
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,759
Speaker 8: All of us are ships. There's a saying that says

1603
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,439
Speaker 8: ships are safe in port, but ships ain't built to

1604
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,400
Speaker 8: stay in port.

1605
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 2: You were built to be out in the water.

1606
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,280
Speaker 8: Get your focus on God and going about your business

1607
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:41,720
Speaker 8: and get the life that God has for you. But everybody,

1608
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:47,200
Speaker 8: you have to learn to ignore the roar real quick.

1609
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,559
Speaker 8: A bully was at the school one day and he

1610
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,600
Speaker 8: made a list of everybody at the school that he

1611
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 8: could whoop. And he showed this little bitty boy's list

1612
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:55,880
Speaker 8: and he said, look at this list right here. Little

1613
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,640
Speaker 8: boy said, let me see that list. He looked on

1614
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 8: that and he saw his name. He said, hey, man,

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01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:01,160
Speaker 8: you got money am on the list. He said, yeah,

1616
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:02,920
Speaker 8: I know. He said, you know you can't whoop me.

1617
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:05,599
Speaker 8: He said, you ain't never jumped on me before. You

1618
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,960
Speaker 8: ain't never whooped me. You've never jumped on me. You

1619
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,760
Speaker 8: can't whoop me once. You got my name on the

1620
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 8: list for the bullet said, hold on, man, I'm sorry.

1621
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:12,679
Speaker 8: I take it off.

1622
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:13,960
Speaker 2: You know what he did.

1623
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:17,360
Speaker 8: He turned around and he faced a raw. He was

1624
01:25:17,439 --> 01:25:19,400
Speaker 8: just a lie of charging. He took his little He

1625
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:21,360
Speaker 8: took a little boy name off the list. Little boy said,

1626
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,439
Speaker 8: you ain't never whooped me before. Take my name off

1627
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:27,000
Speaker 8: your list. And sometimes it's just how you have to bet.

1628
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:30,080
Speaker 8: Y'all have a great date. Ignore the raw, make him

1629
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:32,360
Speaker 8: take your name off the list. Y'all have a great date.

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01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:48,200
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