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Speaker 1: He's another Jewels on the Twenties University Coupling Center. This

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Speaker 1: is Darren. How many help you? Hi? I was told

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Speaker 1: that I could call this line anonymously if I had

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Speaker 1: an issue that I wanted to talk about. Yes, of course, yes,

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Speaker 1: what's going on here? Okay? Well I've only been in

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Speaker 1: college now for a few weeks and I was thinking

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Speaker 1: of dropping out. Okay, I mean, the college is a

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Speaker 1: stressful time, but let's talk about it. Where is this?

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Speaker 1: Where's this coming from? I miss my mommy, I miss

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Speaker 1: my mommy. Um, I'm sorry to hear that I have

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Speaker 1: to ask this question because you get a lot of

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Speaker 1: prank calls and your your cry sounds a little bit fake.

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Speaker 1: Is this is this real? Of course, this isn't real. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's part of the protocol. Part of the protocol. Excuse me? Um?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you do? Is that what you do?

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Speaker 1: If somebody has a problem, you just accuse him of

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Speaker 1: doing a brankfol call? You? I mean, when someone when

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Speaker 1: someone calls with a slightly humorous uh you know, crying

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Speaker 1: sound slightly humorous? What is that supposed to me? I'm

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Speaker 1: very I'm very sorry, but I'm not trying to offend

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Speaker 1: you at all. I understand you're going through some stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm having an issue. I'm having an issue here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I miss my mom. Okay. So I assume that you're

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Speaker 1: a freshman first time in college, you know, stressful time. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm a grad student at unique to have been to

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Speaker 1: college before. Yeah, we were you homesick all throughout that experience?

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Speaker 1: Or no, this is a different school. I might other

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Speaker 1: college was at home and I lived with mom. It's

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Speaker 1: like you're really struggling. Yeah, nobody made there to make

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Speaker 1: me cream of wheat in the morning, and my mommy

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Speaker 1: used to do that every morning before class. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever talked to like another another counselor about this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was seeing you somebody for a while, But there's stupid.

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Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to call you. Okay, how I

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Speaker 1: want my mommy? Who want my mommy? Oh? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I hear, I hear, but uh, I hear that that's

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Speaker 1: what you want. Um, there's a parents weekend coming up

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Speaker 1: here in a couple of a couple of weeks. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you mean my mommy could come stay with me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm not entirely sure where were you could stay? Um?

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Speaker 1: You could probably figure figure that out. Um, but you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean just having her around, could you know it

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Speaker 1: could be helpful kind of yeah, you know, like you know,

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Speaker 1: just help you. Jus. Can I introduce her to you?

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Speaker 1: You seem nice? Uh? Not? Probably? I mean maybe I

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Speaker 1: want to meet you. I want to I want to

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Speaker 1: meet you. You want to meet me? Yeah, because you're nice?

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Speaker 1: Right right? Maybe you could meet my mom maybe yeah?

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Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe one day and then you could date

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Speaker 1: her and you could be my daddy. Yeah. Can I

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Speaker 1: call you daddy? No? No, this is this is getting

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Speaker 1: Uh I think this is getting a little weird. You

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Speaker 1: sound uncomfortable, daddy. No, that's that's not how this is

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Speaker 1: gonna work. But daddy, no, please, actually, if I could,

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Speaker 1: if I just you know, for our fruits here, I

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Speaker 1: just need some information. You have my number, Daddy. Please

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Speaker 1: don't call me daddy. Whatever you want, Daddy, I'll do

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Speaker 1: whatever you say. Okay, great, I have to go. Wait. Wait,

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Speaker 1: first I have to tell you that this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: eighty two point five doing a phone tap on you pipe.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke, a prank call. Yes, your best friend

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Speaker 1: Brian set you up your friends. He loves Yeah, your

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Speaker 1: friend said he loves to screw with you at work.

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Speaker 1: So mother, don't be mad. Daddy, don't be mad daddy. Okay, Daddy,

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Speaker 1: don't don't call me daddy. Week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: juple funk taps. Weekday mornings are the twenties. Holy on

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Speaker 1: two point five because you know, I'm all Abadabase by

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Speaker 1: Dabase no chable, I'm Alumba Davis by Davis no chabl

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Speaker 1: I'm alumba Dabs by Davis, no chabel. I'm Alaba Davis

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Speaker 1: by Davis face face