WEBVTT - Pumpkin Spice Hell! 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:01.760 These diamond friendly cereals. 0:00:01.800 --> 0:00:04.120 I don't think there's such a thing as diamond friendly cereals. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:08.880 Do any of these have sunflower oils? There's safflower, Yeah, 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:12.080 don't learn about life Andrew the safflower. Come on, now, 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:18.799 this is serial. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:26.040 Feelers, Yes it is. Oh wait, dramatic. 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:28.600 So dramatic the drama. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.440 Yes, So I'm gonna let you pick the cereals that 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:35.480 we're gonna do live right now. Oh wow, I have 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.320 two possibilities predetermined. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:37.920 Uh huh. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.360 Now do you want this to be? Do you want 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:45.200 this to be the healthy chocolate cereal episode? Or since 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.239 it's kind of fall now it's September, do you want 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.440 this to be the pumpkin spice episode. It's your call, 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:51.400 you choose it. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:52.360 Pumpkin Spice. 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:54.280 I didn't want to have to do this, but here 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.279 comes the pumpkin Spice episode. I love it. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.880 I love it. I'm gonna whip out my live laugh 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.960 Love plaque. I am going to make sure I speak 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.440 to every manager in existence. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.039 What is that what pumpkin spicers do? 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:14.160 It's pumpkin spice is a known white girl thing. Oh okay, 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:17.280 haven't you ever seen? It's very like no I get it. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.800 I get it, but I just I hate all things 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.920 pumpkin spice. Why because it's fake. Pumpkin doesn't have a flavor. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.760 There's no Have you ever eaten a piece of pumpkin. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.640 You don't eat pumpkin like that exactly because it doesn't 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.360 have a flavor. You have to put all kinds of 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.720 crap into it. There's no pumpkin spice. It's basically nutmeg 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.520 and cinnamon. That's what pumpkin spice is. Pumpkin is not 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:38.960 a thing. 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:43.440 No, you're arguing a different point. You're basically saying, oh, yeah, 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:47.039 the cucumber has no taste. Yes it does, but like 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:48.400 a pickle is a pickle? 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:52.480 No, it makes no sense to me. You can't. No, 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:57.120 I just pump pump damour. No, Pumpkin's a squash, okay, 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.200 And if you just boil it up or whatever and 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.960 eat it, it doesn't have a flavor. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.880 You can, though, yeah, if you add stuff to it, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.320 the same way you add stuff to cucumbers. 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.200 Who add stuff to cucumbers? 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.919 Everybody we like? Don't you ever have summer salads where 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.120 they put like a little bit of fetup. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.760 No, that's disgusting. I don't eat that crap, so. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:17.239 You don't eat healthy things. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.520 I do. But I'll slice up a cucumber and eat it, 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.400 and it tastes like cucumber again the same way. It 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.560 gives not a flavor, It is a flav far You 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.240 have to add all kinds of crap to its spice. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.160 You have to add crap to a lot of things. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:32.079 You could put this sa spic There are a lot 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:33.720 of base things that you're talking. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:34.560 It taste is red. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.480 You can eat a pumpkin by itself. You can. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.640 You can put the same spice in a butternut squash 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.840 and it'll taste exactly the same. And you could just 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.000 call it pumpkin spice. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:49.520 Okay, pumpkin pumpkin pot Your your argument makes no sense. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.200 They sell little bottles of pumpkin spice and all it 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.360 is nutmeg and cinnamon. That's what it is. Well, I mean, 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.280 there's nothing to do with pumpkin. Let's just go. I 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:58.640 don't care. Okay, you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.200 I'm scary. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.760 That's Brody going down to the cerreo sack first, and 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.600 then we're gonna have in this stupid, disgusting episode. Is 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.680 your special k pumpkin spice. All right, let's see how 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.280 it tastes. I don't want to do this episode. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.760 We can't do a whole episode of every time you 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.400 say pumpkin spice, you go pumpkin spies. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.160 I want nothing to do with it. I hate it. 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.960 Okay, that's on you. I don't know what to tell you. 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:21.919 We're doing it for the listeners because I love you, 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:23.079 but I hate pumpkin spry. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.240 I like pumpkin spice, and I think that you're being 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:25.600 a hater. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:29.320 Every September, my wife brings home a pumpkin spice candle 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.560 from Home Goods and I vomit. I'm gonna get it 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:32.080 out of here. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.920 Like, where did pumpkin spice hurt you as a child. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.400 As a child, we didn't have pumpkin spice. This is 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:44.320 a millennial thing. He were here, pick your damn spoon. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.840 So pumpkin spice is now just purely millennial. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.360 Oh my god, what is this garbage? Oh I didn't 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.880 do Scotti. Shake on it. There's stuff in here. Hold on. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:57.800 Oh, you are such a baby, a millennial with your 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:58.680 pumpkin spicce. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.680 It smells like a candle shop. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:04.960 I love candle shops. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.480 By the way, No, because so many fragrances mixed together 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:08.000 and it gives me. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:09.480 A hand love it. Yeah, I mean you can't stay 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:10.520 in there for longer than like. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.000 Every time you go to the mall. My wife goes 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.400 to sepour. I'm like, get me out of here. It's 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:19.440 so many smells all coming together, choking from smelling this. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:20.520 It's not that bad. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.159 You're being such a baby going down to the fridge. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.719 Good luck, God, buss are you today? 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.160 Look we have today? We have skim plus lactose free, 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:31.760 fat free milk. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:32.719 Love it. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.799 It is actually really good. I love this milk. 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.240 Can I tell you what I did this weekend? 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.360 No? Why wouldn't you just tell me? Like I hate 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.000 people say, hey, can I ask you a question? 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.039 You just did? Well? What if I'm busy? I've told 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.120 people before? Can I ask you a question? I'll be like, yeah, 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.000 not right now, I've said that to people before. 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:48.359 But that is a question. You might as well have 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.360 just asked the other question and killed you know, save 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:50.839 the time. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.000 This episode is just us arguing with each other. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.080 We always argue, all right. 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:59.479 Again, what wind up happening? Was I bought oat milk? 0:04:59.560 --> 0:04:59.919 Do you know what? 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.120 Because it's disgusting. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.680 No, because I am so tired of just throwing out 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.400 milk after two weeks. This one doesn't expire until November, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.880 so I cheaped out and was like, I'll just get it. 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:13.720 Okay, hold on, you still have to drink it within 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.640 two weeks of opening it. You know that, right. It 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.960 doesn't just expire on that date. Are you not aware 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:18.200 of that? 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:18.560 What? 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.400 It's good until then if you haven't opened it yet. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.359 Once you open it, you must drink it within a 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.360 week or two or it goes bad, just like any 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:30.720 other milk. No, yes, no, yes, okay, you know what, 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.000 drink that at the beginning of November. Let me know 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.760 how you make out. All right, So here is your 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:35.599 special cat. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.200 I'm dead. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.600 You know it's funny because Jake, who was leaving the 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.520 show unfortunately, told me that I should start a podcast 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:45.960 just called learn about Life where I say things like that, 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.039 and I teach people that have no idea what they're 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.760 talking about the ways of life. 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.960 Except the minute anybody disputes any of your facts, you 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:53.120 can be like, no, shut up. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.279 Hate it. That's why I'm gonna do it alone, Millennial. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:59.040 I won't dispute myself here we go, especially k pumpkin spices. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:08.040 Um huh okay, I'm into it. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.160 All right, It's not as bad as I thought. I'll 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:10.520 say that. 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.000 Yeah, you know what it tastes like? 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.599 Yeah, I because I just ate it. I'm sorry. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.080 What if I could, I would bitch slap. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.560 You right now, shooting daggers at me. I am go ahead. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:20.280 What does it taste like? 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.520 It tastes like a cinnamon toast crunch. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.200 Tastes nothing like cinnamon toast crunch, like. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.080 A lighter cinnamon TOAs crunch, not at all. It has 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.919 a weird aftertaste. Maybe it's because they just had spicy chickpeas. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.840 It's also like yogurt. Covered had one of those. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:35.440 It was delicious. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.359 Yeah, I did like that. Naturally flavored with other natural flavors, 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.720 crunchy wheat and rice flakes with nutmeg, all spiced ginger 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.880 and cinnamon clusters. I don't like ginger. That's my problem. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:46.760 I don't like ginger in anything. I hate ginger. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.719 To be honest with you, I'm with you on that one. 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.159 Like whenever people get sushi and they put ginger on it, 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.200 and I'm like, that's gross. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.400 I don't even let it touch my stuff. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.120 Yeah, no, I'm not into that. I give this three bowls? 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:57.680 Would I reach for this first thing? 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.520 I'll also give it three balls because you know what, 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:01.720 it's not as bad as I thought it would be. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:05.320 But what happened? What happened? You? Going down? 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.800 I got a cluster of something. It was too much spice. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.960 That's the thing. I just don't think it belongs in cereal. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:13.880 I keep my three bowl r right. 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.760 I'll do the same. You know, it's not awful. And 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.400 all these pumpkin spice cereals they come out right around 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.040 this time of year. Most of them have been around 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:22.720 for a few years because pumpkin spice was all the 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:24.680 rage starting like what twenty fourteen. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.480 Or so when millennials took over. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.600 That's right, and that's when all this stuff started coming out. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:32.320 So there's also a pumpkin spice cheerios. I just I wasn't. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.280 I didn't want that because do you have that? No, 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.920 because it's just like cheerios dusted with No, I don't 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.400 prop dusty. Yeah, it wasn't into it, all right, So 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.520 let's go back down the sack. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:45.960 Know what, I hate what there's somebody who vague posts 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.920 on their Instagram, uh huh, where it'll literally just be 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.440 like a picture of like a kid on their phone 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.480 and it'll be like, we didn't have this in my day. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.600 Hashtag millennials, hashtag pumpkin spice. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:00.680 What are you like? What kids are on their phones 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:01.520 now is a bad thing? 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:03.679 I'm confused now, I'm with you. There's plenty of stuff 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.800 that you know is around now that I didn't have 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.560 in my day, But I'm happy that it's here. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.520 Plus, like you guys in the seventies, like used to 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:14.800 have lead wallpaper, no paint. Oh sorry, paint, My apologies. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:15.360 That's okay. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.320 So like maybe it's not the worst thing that you're 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:19.560 on a phone just saying. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.360 I hear you're getting cancer in your ear, but otherwise 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.680 all right. So now here's another one from Kellogg's. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.560 Yeah you ready, yeah, oh. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.480 Pumpkin spice frosted mini wheats. I can already tell you 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:31.520 I'm a little disturbed. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.560 Why because the frosted mini wheat part it looks like 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.280 it's like has Cheeto dust on it. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.000 Yeah, it's orange. It's a white and orange. 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:43.600 To me in orange looking cereal. That's not natural. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.720 It says it's naturally flavored that's not natural. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.000 Get it off my lawn. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.679 Ingredients, whole grain, wheat, sugar. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:52.400 I'm ready. 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.880 The back is very fall. You know some little muffins 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.000 there like summer. I like summer. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:59.720 Yes, are you excited it's fall? 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:02.200 No? 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:03.960 Well that was a direct answer. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:04.839 Is that the only question? 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.080 I mean, I could keep asking you. I love the fall. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:08.719 I used to hate the fall. Now I'm a huge fan. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.480 There are pumpkin seeds on the front of this box. 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:12.319 That doesn't who eats? Well, yeah, I guess you do 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:13.080 eat pumpkin seeds. 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.040 You have been studying this box for far too long. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:16.240 Let's take a more eating. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.840 Okay, so this will be around for a couple more weeks. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.120 Grab it while you can. I'm sure by mid October 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:25.600 or so, you won't see these anymore. It's a strong bag, 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:26.320 there is They. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.880 Me like a chai one cereal? 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:33.280 Yeah, there was some sort of latte something or other. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.280 I would love that frousted miniweeds. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:36.920 I'm so into that chai. It is like one of 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:37.720 my favorite flavors. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.120 I think it was chai though. All Right, I wonder 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:41.760 where this orange coloring comes from. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.679 I'm not looking forward to this, but I can't wait 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:45.520 to see what it looks like. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.520 It looks exactly what it looks like on the box. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.800 That means it's gonna look nasty. Oh, I wonder if 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.040 the milk is going to turn orange. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:55.439 The mini weeds look almost gray. Hey, look spooky. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:10:00.559 Yeah, that's weird. Oh the look of an orange cereal 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.520 is just a giant no in my book. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.199 Unless it's OJ's from Kellogg's in the eighties. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.920 That's not coming back. Scott. You're the only person who 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:07.600 made that petition. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:08.520 But it was orange. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:14.800 Yeah, that's cool. Ready, I'm in I like it or both? 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:16.920 Wow, I can't believe I like this. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:17.760 Do you liked it? 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:20.360 You want of those other episodes when you yell and 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.040 scream it you think you're gonna hate something and then 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:23.719 you like it. That's how I feel now. 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.360 Yeah, because this isn't bad. The shoe is on the 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:26.839 other foot. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:28.160 No, it's not. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.040 Why doesn't that phrase work? I don't know it does? 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.559 You're an idiot? Four balls? Am I just gonna sit 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:35.120 here and watch it? 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.080 Chew. I'm thinking this is me thinking I like this cereal? 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.400 I really do. Okay, three balls in a spoon? 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:42.120 Cool? 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:42.920 I like it? 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.199 Great? This was definitely better than the special. Okay, it 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.680 has a little bit more flavor, but I still stick 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.760 with my guns saying, do not make an orange colored 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:52.880 cereal gelatin? 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.959 Why is there gelatin in here? Probably for the orange 0:10:56.120 --> 0:11:00.120 A nato extract color. What's in a nato ann a 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.839 tt o? Would you look that up for me? A 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.520 na toe a n n a tt o. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.040 An orange red dye obtained from the pulp of a 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.640 tropical fruit used for coloring foods or fabric. The fact 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:14.800 that you can color food or. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.600 Fabric, that's a little un all right, We'll see how 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.559 that works out later on. Okay, so I'm gonna go 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.920 back down to the cereal sack. There's one more pumpkin 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:23.400 spice cereal for this episode. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:24.600 Is this the bonus box? 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:26.679 It's not a bonus box. This one was around last 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.719 year too. I remember seeing it, and we've done a 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.600 few of these varieties before and not it was weird looking. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.040 Oh look at that. Yeah, it looks like a vagina. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:38.120 Yeah. I was gonna say, well, I wasn't gonna say it, 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:39.080 but then you said. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.040 Well you thought it, so I just said it. All right, 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.680 Here we go, and the third and final cereal of 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:48.280 this episode has fall festivities on the back. Okay, are 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:49.520 you able to tell what kind of cereal it is 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:50.280 from looking at the back? 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:50.720 No? 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.000 No, because a bunch of kids frolicking in the leaves 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.199 with some sort of pumpkin maize. Life is full of 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.160 beautiful moments. I just gave you a hint. Do you 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:59.040 know what the cereal is? 0:11:59.160 --> 0:11:59.800 Corn pops. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.840 Life is full of beautiful moments. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.640 Cinnamonto's crunch, Oh, cinnabon cereal. 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:08.400 No, none of that is pumpkin spice. Life is full 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.480 of beautiful moments. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.120 Is Mikey coming right? Oh? 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:17.920 Hey, Mikey, Pumpkin spice Life. I don't know about this one. Again. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.600 The one thing I do like about life is it 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:22.240 has all like the little granules of sugar and stuff 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:22.800 in the middle. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.800 But remember we hated Vanilla Life. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.880 I didn't hate it, I did, but it's certainly not 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:28.240 as good as Vanilla checks. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.959 That's why I love og Life. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:35.200 All right, So, limited time, limited edition Quaker Life Cereal. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:37.360 You know, we just saw a commercial today for Life Cereal, 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.079 which there hasn't been a commercial for Life Cereal in 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:39.640 many years. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.960 I saw a commercial for Cereal only this weekend, and 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.160 I was like, I haven't seen a ceial commercial and 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:44.839 soul it's just. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.960 Because you notice it now because of this podcast. True, 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:49.000 But the New Life commercial says Mikey likes it. But 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:50.680 there's a little girl in it, so I'm not quite sure. 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:51.920 I didn't hear it. I only saw it. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.320 Mikey got old, so they did fire him. All right, 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.360 once you push second grade, they can't have you as 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.000 the life Get hold on. Don't bring the bowl over. 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:00.360 You've gone so many. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:05.720 Hey, can I have your cup? 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.319 But like, do you know what an idiot you look 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:08.000 like when you do that? 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.600 That's why we're it'ts a podcast. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.920 No one can see us, but I can visually tell 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.040 them what just happened. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:13.880 Go ahead. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.720 Scott decided on the third box of cereal that we 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:21.240 ate on the the last cup he was going to pour, 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.559 he needed to actually put it into a dog bowl 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.000 to make the clinking sound. It's not a dog bowl, 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.240 it is, it, says Max. And there's paw prints on it. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.440 If you're gonna put it in there, that means you 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:33.640 have to eat it from there. 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.439 Here you go, Andrew, it's pumpkin spice Life from Quaker. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:39.400 Ready, I guess all right? 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:42.960 No? 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:47.360 Oh, my goodness, Oh lord, Mike be what have you gone? 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:51.520 Dutch? Terrible? There's a lot of it. There's a lot 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:57.319 of nutmeg in there that is no good. U know what, dude, 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:02.280 that's horrendous. One spoon yep. Wow. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:08.960 It just tastes like cinnamon challenge, Like it just feels 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:12.200 like I dumped an entire thing of cinnamon on my tongue. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.439 So now I really don't even taste cinnamon. I taste 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:15.079 all nutmeg. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:20.680 That is disgusting. Nutmeg disgusting, sorry, absolutely nasty, rotten cereal. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.080 Mikey what. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.360 I don't have anything that says he doesn't like it, 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.880 so we'll just say we don't like it. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.840 It's nasty, Like, who in their right mind ate this 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.120 and then thought to themselves, let's put it in a 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:33.600 box and sell it to people. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.280 And coming back for another season. It was here last year. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.080 It seems like maybe this batch is out of season. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:43.760 It's funny, okay, Dad, It's funny because on the display 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.080 there were coupons and it was save a dollar if 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.080 you buy two, and I was really debating buying two 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.520 of them, and I'm glad I didn't. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:51.400 If you bought two box of this, I would have 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.600 there's a lighter right here, we would have lit that 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.080 bitch up because no one. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.160 Should ever eat that cereal. All right, well, thank you 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.640 for listening to this edition, the special edition, the Pumpkin 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:05.600 spice edition of Serial Killers. Yes, and we probably won't 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:06.400 do another one of these. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.160 I like seasonal serials. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.280 Okay, well, the Halloween episode is coming soon. You know 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.400 what happens during Halloween time? Corn pops, No, what is 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.920 the matter with you? The monster cereals are coming soon 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.960 any day now. The monster cereals will hit the shelves 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:21.960 and I cannot wait. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:23.280 So mean, Cinnabon. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.800 Cinnabon is not a monster, You're a monster. Frank and Berry, 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:30.560 count Chocula Booberry, maybe even Fruit Brute or Fruit Yummy Mummy. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.440 They might all be back. I don't know about this year. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.600 Are we going to do five serials in one episode? 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.800 If we're going to be a two parter? 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:37.840 Oh no, if we have to, we will. So thank 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:39.840 you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow us on 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:43.400 Twitter serial Killers PC That's Cereal with a sea. Like 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.360 our Facebook page, even though I haven't been on it yet. 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:47.920 I'm hoping Andrews taking care of. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:51.520 That okay cool. Also, make sure you hit the subscribe 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.680 button wherever you're listening to this podcast. We're on pretty 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.160 much every single platform you could ever possibly imagine, from 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:02.240 Google Podcasts to Apple podcast to iHeartRadio to whatever your 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:04.240 heart desires that you want to listen to us, eat 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:07.280 cereal on going for the subscribe button and give us 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:08.200 five stars as well. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:09.960 I have to tell you this is where Maltomeal is 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:12.440 smart because they don't rip off the pumpkin spice cereals. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:13.840 That's what you say now, and then all of a sudden, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.640 it's can to be new for Maltomeal. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.960 To spice scooters, right exactly. You'd probably like that, I would, 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:20.840