Speaker 1: These diamond friendly cereals.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's such a thing as diamond friendly cereals.
Speaker 1: Do any of these have sunflower oils? There's safflower, Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't learn about life Andrew the safflower. Come on, now,
Speaker 1: this is serial.
Speaker 2: Feelers, Yes it is. Oh wait, dramatic.
Speaker 1: So dramatic the drama.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I'm gonna let you pick the cereals that
Speaker 2: we're gonna do live right now. Oh wow, I have
Speaker 2: two possibilities predetermined.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Now do you want this to be? Do you want
Speaker 2: this to be the healthy chocolate cereal episode? Or since
Speaker 2: it's kind of fall now it's September, do you want
Speaker 2: this to be the pumpkin spice episode. It's your call,
Speaker 2: you choose it.
Speaker 1: Pumpkin Spice.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to have to do this, but here
Speaker 2: comes the pumpkin Spice episode. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm gonna whip out my live laugh
Speaker 1: Love plaque. I am going to make sure I speak
Speaker 1: to every manager in existence.
Speaker 2: What is that what pumpkin spicers do?
Speaker 1: It's pumpkin spice is a known white girl thing. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: haven't you ever seen? It's very like no I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it, but I just I hate all things
Speaker 2: pumpkin spice. Why because it's fake. Pumpkin doesn't have a flavor.
Speaker 2: There's no Have you ever eaten a piece of pumpkin.
Speaker 2: You don't eat pumpkin like that exactly because it doesn't
Speaker 2: have a flavor. You have to put all kinds of
Speaker 2: crap into it. There's no pumpkin spice. It's basically nutmeg
Speaker 2: and cinnamon. That's what pumpkin spice is. Pumpkin is not
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 1: No, you're arguing a different point. You're basically saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: the cucumber has no taste. Yes it does, but like
Speaker 1: a pickle is a pickle?
Speaker 2: No, it makes no sense to me. You can't. No,
Speaker 2: I just pump pump damour. No, Pumpkin's a squash, okay,
Speaker 2: And if you just boil it up or whatever and
Speaker 2: eat it, it doesn't have a flavor.
Speaker 1: You can, though, yeah, if you add stuff to it,
Speaker 1: the same way you add stuff to cucumbers.
Speaker 2: Who add stuff to cucumbers?
Speaker 1: Everybody we like? Don't you ever have summer salads where
Speaker 1: they put like a little bit of fetup.
Speaker 2: No, that's disgusting. I don't eat that crap, so.
Speaker 1: You don't eat healthy things.
Speaker 2: I do. But I'll slice up a cucumber and eat it,
Speaker 2: and it tastes like cucumber again the same way. It
Speaker 2: gives not a flavor, It is a flav far You
Speaker 2: have to add all kinds of crap to its spice.
Speaker 1: You have to add crap to a lot of things.
Speaker 1: You could put this sa spic There are a lot
Speaker 1: of base things that you're talking.
Speaker 2: It taste is red.
Speaker 1: You can eat a pumpkin by itself. You can.
Speaker 2: You can put the same spice in a butternut squash
Speaker 2: and it'll taste exactly the same. And you could just
Speaker 2: call it pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1: Okay, pumpkin pumpkin pot Your your argument makes no sense.
Speaker 2: They sell little bottles of pumpkin spice and all it
Speaker 2: is nutmeg and cinnamon. That's what it is. Well, I mean,
Speaker 2: there's nothing to do with pumpkin. Let's just go. I
Speaker 2: don't care. Okay, you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: I'm scary.
Speaker 2: That's Brody going down to the cerreo sack first, and
Speaker 2: then we're gonna have in this stupid, disgusting episode. Is
Speaker 2: your special k pumpkin spice. All right, let's see how
Speaker 2: it tastes. I don't want to do this episode.
Speaker 1: We can't do a whole episode of every time you
Speaker 1: say pumpkin spice, you go pumpkin spies.
Speaker 2: I want nothing to do with it. I hate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's on you. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: We're doing it for the listeners because I love you,
Speaker 2: but I hate pumpkin spry.
Speaker 1: I like pumpkin spice, and I think that you're being
Speaker 1: a hater.
Speaker 2: Every September, my wife brings home a pumpkin spice candle
Speaker 2: from Home Goods and I vomit. I'm gonna get it
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 1: Like, where did pumpkin spice hurt you as a child.
Speaker 2: As a child, we didn't have pumpkin spice. This is
Speaker 2: a millennial thing. He were here, pick your damn spoon.
Speaker 1: So pumpkin spice is now just purely millennial.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is this garbage? Oh I didn't
Speaker 2: do Scotti. Shake on it. There's stuff in here. Hold on.
Speaker 1: Oh, you are such a baby, a millennial with your
Speaker 1: pumpkin spicce.
Speaker 2: It smells like a candle shop.
Speaker 1: I love candle shops.
Speaker 2: By the way, No, because so many fragrances mixed together
Speaker 2: and it gives me.
Speaker 1: A hand love it. Yeah, I mean you can't stay
Speaker 1: in there for longer than like.
Speaker 2: Every time you go to the mall. My wife goes
Speaker 2: to sepour. I'm like, get me out of here. It's
Speaker 2: so many smells all coming together, choking from smelling this.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad.
Speaker 2: You're being such a baby going down to the fridge.
Speaker 1: Good luck, God, buss are you today?
Speaker 2: Look we have today? We have skim plus lactose free,
Speaker 2: fat free milk.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: It is actually really good. I love this milk.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I did this weekend?
Speaker 2: No? Why wouldn't you just tell me? Like I hate
Speaker 2: people say, hey, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: You just did? Well? What if I'm busy? I've told
Speaker 1: people before? Can I ask you a question? I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: not right now, I've said that to people before.
Speaker 2: But that is a question. You might as well have
Speaker 2: just asked the other question and killed you know, save
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: This episode is just us arguing with each other.
Speaker 2: We always argue, all right.
Speaker 1: Again, what wind up happening? Was I bought oat milk?
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Because it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: No, because I am so tired of just throwing out
Speaker 1: milk after two weeks. This one doesn't expire until November,
Speaker 1: so I cheaped out and was like, I'll just get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, you still have to drink it within
Speaker 2: two weeks of opening it. You know that, right. It
Speaker 2: doesn't just expire on that date. Are you not aware
Speaker 2: of that?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: It's good until then if you haven't opened it yet.
Speaker 2: Once you open it, you must drink it within a
Speaker 2: week or two or it goes bad, just like any
Speaker 2: other milk. No, yes, no, yes, okay, you know what,
Speaker 2: drink that at the beginning of November. Let me know
Speaker 2: how you make out. All right, So here is your
Speaker 2: special cat.
Speaker 1: I'm dead.
Speaker 2: You know it's funny because Jake, who was leaving the
Speaker 2: show unfortunately, told me that I should start a podcast
Speaker 2: just called learn about Life where I say things like that,
Speaker 2: and I teach people that have no idea what they're
Speaker 2: talking about the ways of life.
Speaker 1: Except the minute anybody disputes any of your facts, you
Speaker 1: can be like, no, shut up.
Speaker 2: Hate it. That's why I'm gonna do it alone, Millennial.
Speaker 2: I won't dispute myself here we go, especially k pumpkin spices.
Speaker 1: Um huh okay, I'm into it.
Speaker 2: All right, It's not as bad as I thought. I'll
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what it tastes like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I because I just ate it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: What if I could, I would bitch slap.
Speaker 2: You right now, shooting daggers at me. I am go ahead.
Speaker 2: What does it taste like?
Speaker 1: It tastes like a cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2: Tastes nothing like cinnamon toast crunch, like.
Speaker 1: A lighter cinnamon TOAs crunch, not at all. It has
Speaker 1: a weird aftertaste. Maybe it's because they just had spicy chickpeas.
Speaker 2: It's also like yogurt. Covered had one of those.
Speaker 1: It was delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like that. Naturally flavored with other natural flavors,
Speaker 2: crunchy wheat and rice flakes with nutmeg, all spiced ginger
Speaker 2: and cinnamon clusters. I don't like ginger. That's my problem.
Speaker 2: I don't like ginger in anything. I hate ginger.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 1: Like whenever people get sushi and they put ginger on it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's gross.
Speaker 2: I don't even let it touch my stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm not into that. I give this three bowls?
Speaker 1: Would I reach for this first thing?
Speaker 2: I'll also give it three balls because you know what,
Speaker 2: it's not as bad as I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: But what happened? What happened? You? Going down?
Speaker 1: I got a cluster of something. It was too much spice.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. I just don't think it belongs in cereal.
Speaker 1: I keep my three bowl r right.
Speaker 2: I'll do the same. You know, it's not awful. And
Speaker 2: all these pumpkin spice cereals they come out right around
Speaker 2: this time of year. Most of them have been around
Speaker 2: for a few years because pumpkin spice was all the
Speaker 2: rage starting like what twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: Or so when millennials took over.
Speaker 2: That's right, and that's when all this stuff started coming out.
Speaker 2: So there's also a pumpkin spice cheerios. I just I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't want that because do you have that? No,
Speaker 2: because it's just like cheerios dusted with No, I don't
Speaker 2: prop dusty. Yeah, it wasn't into it, all right, So
Speaker 2: let's go back down the sack.
Speaker 1: Know what, I hate what there's somebody who vague posts
Speaker 1: on their Instagram, uh huh, where it'll literally just be
Speaker 1: like a picture of like a kid on their phone
Speaker 1: and it'll be like, we didn't have this in my day.
Speaker 2: Hashtag millennials, hashtag pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1: What are you like? What kids are on their phones
Speaker 1: now is a bad thing?
Speaker 2: I'm confused now, I'm with you. There's plenty of stuff
Speaker 2: that you know is around now that I didn't have
Speaker 2: in my day, But I'm happy that it's here.
Speaker 1: Plus, like you guys in the seventies, like used to
Speaker 1: have lead wallpaper, no paint. Oh sorry, paint, My apologies.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 1: So like maybe it's not the worst thing that you're
Speaker 1: on a phone just saying.
Speaker 2: I hear you're getting cancer in your ear, but otherwise
Speaker 2: all right. So now here's another one from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Yeah you ready, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: Pumpkin spice frosted mini wheats. I can already tell you
Speaker 2: I'm a little disturbed.
Speaker 1: Why because the frosted mini wheat part it looks like
Speaker 1: it's like has Cheeto dust on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's orange. It's a white and orange.
Speaker 1: To me in orange looking cereal. That's not natural.
Speaker 2: It says it's naturally flavored that's not natural.
Speaker 1: Get it off my lawn.
Speaker 2: Ingredients, whole grain, wheat, sugar.
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: The back is very fall. You know some little muffins
Speaker 2: there like summer. I like summer.
Speaker 1: Yes, are you excited it's fall?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Well that was a direct answer.
Speaker 2: Is that the only question?
Speaker 1: I mean, I could keep asking you. I love the fall.
Speaker 1: I used to hate the fall. Now I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 2: There are pumpkin seeds on the front of this box.
Speaker 2: That doesn't who eats? Well, yeah, I guess you do
Speaker 2: eat pumpkin seeds.
Speaker 1: You have been studying this box for far too long.
Speaker 1: Let's take a more eating.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this will be around for a couple more weeks.
Speaker 2: Grab it while you can. I'm sure by mid October
Speaker 2: or so, you won't see these anymore. It's a strong bag,
Speaker 2: there is They.
Speaker 1: Me like a chai one cereal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was some sort of latte something or other.
Speaker 2: I would love that frousted miniweeds.
Speaker 1: I'm so into that chai. It is like one of
Speaker 1: my favorite flavors.
Speaker 2: I think it was chai though. All Right, I wonder
Speaker 2: where this orange coloring comes from.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking forward to this, but I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see what it looks like.
Speaker 2: It looks exactly what it looks like on the box.
Speaker 1: That means it's gonna look nasty. Oh, I wonder if
Speaker 1: the milk is going to turn orange.
Speaker 2: The mini weeds look almost gray. Hey, look spooky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird. Oh the look of an orange cereal
Speaker 1: is just a giant no in my book.
Speaker 2: Unless it's OJ's from Kellogg's in the eighties.
Speaker 1: That's not coming back. Scott. You're the only person who
Speaker 1: made that petition.
Speaker 2: But it was orange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool. Ready, I'm in I like it or both?
Speaker 2: Wow, I can't believe I like this.
Speaker 1: Do you liked it?
Speaker 2: You want of those other episodes when you yell and
Speaker 2: scream it you think you're gonna hate something and then
Speaker 2: you like it. That's how I feel now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this isn't bad. The shoe is on the
Speaker 1: other foot.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't that phrase work? I don't know it does?
Speaker 1: You're an idiot? Four balls? Am I just gonna sit
Speaker 1: here and watch it?
Speaker 2: Chew. I'm thinking this is me thinking I like this cereal?
Speaker 2: I really do. Okay, three balls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: I like it?
Speaker 1: Great? This was definitely better than the special. Okay, it
Speaker 1: has a little bit more flavor, but I still stick
Speaker 1: with my guns saying, do not make an orange colored
Speaker 1: cereal gelatin?
Speaker 2: Why is there gelatin in here? Probably for the orange
Speaker 2: A nato extract color. What's in a nato ann a
Speaker 2: tt o? Would you look that up for me? A
Speaker 2: na toe a n n a tt o.
Speaker 1: An orange red dye obtained from the pulp of a
Speaker 1: tropical fruit used for coloring foods or fabric. The fact
Speaker 1: that you can color food or.
Speaker 2: Fabric, that's a little un all right, We'll see how
Speaker 2: that works out later on. Okay, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: back down to the cereal sack. There's one more pumpkin
Speaker 2: spice cereal for this episode.
Speaker 1: Is this the bonus box?
Speaker 2: It's not a bonus box. This one was around last
Speaker 2: year too. I remember seeing it, and we've done a
Speaker 2: few of these varieties before and not it was weird looking.
Speaker 2: Oh look at that. Yeah, it looks like a vagina.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was gonna say, well, I wasn't gonna say it,
Speaker 1: but then you said.
Speaker 2: Well you thought it, so I just said it. All right,
Speaker 2: Here we go, and the third and final cereal of
Speaker 2: this episode has fall festivities on the back. Okay, are
Speaker 2: you able to tell what kind of cereal it is
Speaker 2: from looking at the back?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, because a bunch of kids frolicking in the leaves
Speaker 2: with some sort of pumpkin maize. Life is full of
Speaker 2: beautiful moments. I just gave you a hint. Do you
Speaker 2: know what the cereal is?
Speaker 1: Corn pops.
Speaker 2: Life is full of beautiful moments.
Speaker 1: Cinnamonto's crunch, Oh, cinnabon cereal.
Speaker 2: No, none of that is pumpkin spice. Life is full
Speaker 2: of beautiful moments.
Speaker 1: Is Mikey coming right? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hey, Mikey, Pumpkin spice Life. I don't know about this one. Again.
Speaker 2: The one thing I do like about life is it
Speaker 2: has all like the little granules of sugar and stuff
Speaker 2: in the middle.
Speaker 1: But remember we hated Vanilla Life.
Speaker 2: I didn't hate it, I did, but it's certainly not
Speaker 2: as good as Vanilla checks.
Speaker 1: That's why I love og Life.
Speaker 2: All right, So, limited time, limited edition Quaker Life Cereal.
Speaker 2: You know, we just saw a commercial today for Life Cereal,
Speaker 2: which there hasn't been a commercial for Life Cereal in
Speaker 2: many years.
Speaker 1: I saw a commercial for Cereal only this weekend, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't seen a ceial commercial and
Speaker 1: soul it's just.
Speaker 2: Because you notice it now because of this podcast. True,
Speaker 2: But the New Life commercial says Mikey likes it. But
Speaker 2: there's a little girl in it, so I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear it. I only saw it.
Speaker 1: Mikey got old, so they did fire him. All right,
Speaker 1: once you push second grade, they can't have you as
Speaker 1: the life Get hold on. Don't bring the bowl over.
Speaker 1: You've gone so many.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I have your cup?
Speaker 1: But like, do you know what an idiot you look
Speaker 1: like when you do that?
Speaker 2: That's why we're it'ts a podcast.
Speaker 1: No one can see us, but I can visually tell
Speaker 1: them what just happened.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Scott decided on the third box of cereal that we
Speaker 1: ate on the the last cup he was going to pour,
Speaker 1: he needed to actually put it into a dog bowl
Speaker 1: to make the clinking sound. It's not a dog bowl,
Speaker 1: it is, it, says Max. And there's paw prints on it.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna put it in there, that means you
Speaker 1: have to eat it from there.
Speaker 2: Here you go, Andrew, it's pumpkin spice Life from Quaker.
Speaker 1: Ready, I guess all right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness, Oh lord, Mike be what have you gone?
Speaker 2: Dutch? Terrible? There's a lot of it. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of nutmeg in there that is no good. U know what, dude,
Speaker 2: that's horrendous. One spoon yep. Wow.
Speaker 1: It just tastes like cinnamon challenge, Like it just feels
Speaker 1: like I dumped an entire thing of cinnamon on my tongue.
Speaker 2: So now I really don't even taste cinnamon. I taste
Speaker 2: all nutmeg.
Speaker 1: That is disgusting. Nutmeg disgusting, sorry, absolutely nasty, rotten cereal.
Speaker 1: Mikey what.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything that says he doesn't like it,
Speaker 2: so we'll just say we don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's nasty, Like, who in their right mind ate this
Speaker 1: and then thought to themselves, let's put it in a
Speaker 1: box and sell it to people.
Speaker 2: And coming back for another season. It was here last year.
Speaker 1: It seems like maybe this batch is out of season.
Speaker 2: It's funny, okay, Dad, It's funny because on the display
Speaker 2: there were coupons and it was save a dollar if
Speaker 2: you buy two, and I was really debating buying two
Speaker 2: of them, and I'm glad I didn't.
Speaker 1: If you bought two box of this, I would have
Speaker 1: there's a lighter right here, we would have lit that
Speaker 1: bitch up because no one.
Speaker 2: Should ever eat that cereal. All right, well, thank you
Speaker 2: for listening to this edition, the special edition, the Pumpkin
Speaker 2: spice edition of Serial Killers. Yes, and we probably won't
Speaker 2: do another one of these.
Speaker 1: I like seasonal serials.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, the Halloween episode is coming soon. You know
Speaker 2: what happens during Halloween time? Corn pops, No, what is
Speaker 2: the matter with you? The monster cereals are coming soon
Speaker 2: any day now. The monster cereals will hit the shelves
Speaker 2: and I cannot wait.
Speaker 1: So mean, Cinnabon.
Speaker 2: Cinnabon is not a monster, You're a monster. Frank and Berry,
Speaker 2: count Chocula Booberry, maybe even Fruit Brute or Fruit Yummy Mummy.
Speaker 2: They might all be back. I don't know about this year.
Speaker 1: Are we going to do five serials in one episode?
Speaker 1: If we're going to be a two parter?
Speaker 2: Oh no, if we have to, we will. So thank
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Speaker 2: I have to tell you this is where Maltomeal is
Speaker 2: smart because they don't rip off the pumpkin spice cereals.
Speaker 1: That's what you say now, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's can to be new for Maltomeal.
Speaker 2: To spice scooters, right exactly. You'd probably like that, I would,
Speaker 2: all right, So thanks for listening. We will see you
Speaker 2: next time. Until then, say crunch, Andrew, crink crunch.
Speaker 1: Do you have to mark this episode explicit? Because I
Speaker 1: said bitch twice?
Speaker 2: I said vagina.
Speaker 1: That's true. Well that's medical sorry, Ashley and Cooper.
Speaker 2: And bitch is a dog, so we're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah,