WEBVTT - Deez Nuts! 

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<v Speaker 1>Very morbid topic to start the show. However, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>trend online.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that if you were on your deathbed, it would

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<v Speaker 1>still make you laugh?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's the trend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, don't show me this on my deathbed because

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<v Speaker 1>I'll laugh. And for me, every single time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because I'm kind of in the middle today. These nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Got him. Got him. Really? He is cracking up. We

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<v Speaker 2>need to grow up. Got him. We must grow up.

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<v Speaker 2>One time, this is a real story.

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<v Speaker 1>When I worked in Charlotte, North Carolina, I got called

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<v Speaker 1>into HR because the boss and the woman he was

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<v Speaker 1>dating who worked for him tried to get me fired

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<v Speaker 1>for that. And I had to explain to a 65-year-old

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<v Speaker 1>Southern man who ran the thing about Dee's nuts. And

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<v Speaker 1>I had to play him internet videos like, no, no, look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a trend. It's a trend.

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<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to get him to say Dee's. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>very serious meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I'm fighting for my life in this meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, why are you talking about that? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a trend.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>See, look in the interwebs. I would say to you,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you play in your car radio? And he

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<v Speaker 1>would say, a CD. And I would go, Dee's nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had to explain it to him. There were

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<v Speaker 1>like 10 people in the room. And finally someone's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a thing. It's not actually about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like... So it's just an internet thing. Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, get out of here then. And that was

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<v Speaker 1>the end of that. But like, that was what they

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<v Speaker 1>tried to get me on. He's constantly talking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>That would have changed the course of your whole life.

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<v Speaker 4>Your mom would have been so disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but I would have had to explain it to

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<v Speaker 2>her too.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom, it's an internet trend.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody, I don't know if you remember when that was

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<v Speaker 1>like big, but everybody was walking around trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>people to say D in any way.

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<v Speaker 2>A simpler time. It was a simpler time.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was how we made ourselves laugh. What Kaylin

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<v Speaker 1>comes to mind, like things are grim, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're laying there and like, we're coming to, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the end and everyone's quiet and sad and somber. But

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<v Speaker 1>then somebody busts out this or says this and we

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<v Speaker 1>all start laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how sometimes you get the giggles with one

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<v Speaker 3>of your best friends? I feel like Jason could just

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<v Speaker 3>look at me and I'd be like... I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really about to die. And then we would just giggle. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. It was Jason visiting you. At the very end.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to say goodbye to Kaylin. And Jason walks

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<v Speaker 1>in and everyone starts laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's really happening.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about this for so much.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did on my grandpa's deathbed.

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<v Speaker 1>R.I.P.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets to tell him that I.

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<v Speaker 3>had a accident in my pants and then he yeah

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<v Speaker 3>it's a lot yeah and he told me a story

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<v Speaker 3>about my uncle who did when he was skiing and

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<v Speaker 3>then he had to wipe his butt on the snow

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<v Speaker 3>and we had a great laugh and then he died

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<v Speaker 3>so r.i.p how.

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<v Speaker 1>Did that do i even want to know how that came.

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<v Speaker 3>Up um i was trying to distract him from what

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<v Speaker 3>he was feeling and we we.

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<v Speaker 2>Laughed about that's where you went with it.

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<v Speaker 3>I certainly did yeah yeah and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Had a good laugh yeah these things happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, can you think of something that will make you

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<v Speaker 1>laugh every time, no matter how bad things are? I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I have vocals, you guys know, vocal stims

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<v Speaker 1>in here all the time that I just, and my

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<v Speaker 1>current one is Megan Thee Stallion going, Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>And Lo, period! That makes me laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, you need to come see Jason, it's time. And

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<v Speaker 1>I walk in and Tom and Lo!

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<v Speaker 3>Just like a TikTok sound, I think, would make him laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, quiet on the creek. Yeah, oh yeah, quiet on

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<v Speaker 2>the creek.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's a nice thing to make someone laugh

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<v Speaker 1>in their time of need. You know, in their final moments.

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<v Speaker 2>Keith, anything come to mind?

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<v Speaker 4>Um i'm with jason on tiktok for sure would make

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<v Speaker 4>me laugh and it would be the comment section it's

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<v Speaker 4>never the video it's always the comment section the comments

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<v Speaker 4>need an emmy like they're so good all the time

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<v Speaker 4>oh yeah yeah people are so funny in there they

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<v Speaker 4>are and specifically i love that little guy who goes

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<v Speaker 4>you know my wife make me launch your wife don't

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<v Speaker 4>make you no launch i would love that like on

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<v Speaker 4>my deathbed like i just want to talk to him

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<v Speaker 4>i just want to talk to him literally he's just

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<v Speaker 4>laying there it's like you know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay well anything makes me laugh like honestly at that

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<v Speaker 3>point like everything is so unserious jonathan would be like

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<v Speaker 3>do not let him in the room your best friend

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<v Speaker 3>do not let jonathan in the room i might play clips.

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<v Speaker 1>Of you i might play those i might play those

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<v Speaker 1>things we play at the beginning of the hour for

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<v Speaker 1>myself and my death no for me that's for you

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<v Speaker 1>and that would be something it's right before you go

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<v Speaker 1>you're like you know i'd like to hear more of

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<v Speaker 1>me actually Could you play clips of me talking on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio? That's the last thing I want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>before I go is my brilliance. Listen to that. That

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<v Speaker 1>was funny, wasn't it? See, I think that would be nice.