Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second d the guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update Today met the girl that he
Speaker 1: wants to call at every horny bachelor's favorite hunting ground
Speaker 1: a wedding. That's right, not what I thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna say. Where they loved to gold troll for ladies.
Speaker 1: His name is Ryan. What's up Ryan? Hey? How's it going? Guys?
Speaker 1: What's up? You horny bachelor? Guilty of start? I love
Speaker 1: how all your dudes are on the same page on
Speaker 1: this one and I'm just learning this. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody knows that the best place to meet
Speaker 1: a girl is definitely at a wedding. Yeah, so tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you want to call today
Speaker 1: and when did you pounce during the wedding? Well, her
Speaker 1: name is Rose. We were both in the party, so
Speaker 1: she was one of the bridesmaids. I was a groomsman.
Speaker 1: She caught my eye, so you know, we walked down
Speaker 1: the aisle together, so we had a lot of time
Speaker 1: in the chit chat. Oh. She actually the person that
Speaker 1: you were paired up with. It was Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: were they had to stand there waiting and all that. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean the reason why is because we were the
Speaker 1: only two single people, so they put us together up
Speaker 1: it was less fate. And then they're like, well, you
Speaker 1: two losers don't have anybody you can walk down out together. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we had a few drinks at the reception. Everybody
Speaker 1: was getting loose, everybody was dancing. I was joking around,
Speaker 1: and you know, I thought she was cute. I was
Speaker 1: going to ask her out. So it was a wedding.
Speaker 1: I decided to get down on one knee and you know,
Speaker 1: you did it in the middle of the reception. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was It was a good time. Everybody
Speaker 1: was joking around. So I got down on one knee
Speaker 1: and I proposed a date to her. And did she cry?
Speaker 1: She didn't cry. I could tell she was a little
Speaker 1: embarrassed by it, and she's like, get up, you idiot.
Speaker 1: Like she's got a really cool, dry sense of humor,
Speaker 1: really sarcastic, which I find that attractive. And I'm assuming
Speaker 1: she said yes, since you're doing a second date update now?
Speaker 1: Yeah she said yes. So I was stoked about it. It
Speaker 1: It was like a good match. Awesome, what'd you guys
Speaker 1: do on your date? We went out to a sushi
Speaker 1: spot that I really like, and it was great. I
Speaker 1: guess the only one thing that I'm sort of I'm
Speaker 1: going back and I'm thinking, like, what did I do?
Speaker 1: Did I say something stupid? And there was a part
Speaker 1: where she was I don't know how we landed on
Speaker 1: this topic of conversation, but we started talking about underwear,
Speaker 1: and I basically just told her. I was like, I don't,
Speaker 1: like I personally don't believe in underwear. I just don't.
Speaker 1: You don't believe in it, Like you don't think that
Speaker 1: it's an actual thing, because I can tell you it exists. No,
Speaker 1: I know it's an actual it's an actual thing. I
Speaker 1: got that, But I just think it's unnecessary. I think
Speaker 1: it's the most uncomfortable thing that man has invented. It's
Speaker 1: just no need. Why why do you have to wear underwear?
Speaker 1: Underwear was a belief system. I didn't know that until now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're pretty passionate about going commando. It sounds like I
Speaker 1: just don't feel the need to wear underwear. Why am
Speaker 1: I going to restrict myself. It's not like I'm wearing
Speaker 1: sea through pants or something like. What's a big deal? Okay,
Speaker 1: So did she take that as like you trying to
Speaker 1: imply like Hey, lady, take your panties off. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm sort of wondering and I'm worried about, which is
Speaker 1: not at all what I was saying. I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to be creepy, but now looking back on and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was like making a comment on
Speaker 1: my manhood or don't I don't know. Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: see how that could look like you're whispering across the
Speaker 1: table like I'm not wearing any other giving her a
Speaker 1: tip on what's going on. Yeah, I could see how
Speaker 1: that could be a little weird. Did she acts strange?
Speaker 1: After that? You know, there was like probably a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes of just sort of awkward, like okay, now
Speaker 1: I got to get the conversation back on track. But
Speaker 1: after that everything seemed to be cool. You know. That
Speaker 1: was like three quarters of the way through the date,
Speaker 1: so I would say I would say the last quarter
Speaker 1: was like smooth sailing. How did it all end? Well?
Speaker 1: I walked through out to a car again, I was
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a gentleman, and I you know,
Speaker 1: I felt like the vibe was going for a kiss,
Speaker 1: and I did, and she sort of backed away and
Speaker 1: then she apologized. She said, I'm so sorry. I feel
Speaker 1: like my breath smells because we were eating fish, so
Speaker 1: she obviously sushi. So she was like, I feel like
Speaker 1: my breath smells like fish, and I don't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: kissing you with my breath smelling like this. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't mind, because obviously I had sushi too, and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, I'm not into that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like thought her breath smelled like fish
Speaker 1: or you feel like it was an excuse. I'd like
Speaker 1: to think that it was legit, But now, without hearing
Speaker 1: from her, I'm like, maybe that was an excuse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you're both eating the same thing, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Like I've had onions before, and
Speaker 1: I've been out on datesment with girls had unisured carlic
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like it's always that sort of thing. It's
Speaker 1: like it doesn't really matter, you know. So have you
Speaker 1: tried to get a hold of her? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I dropped her a text later that night and then
Speaker 1: I said it was it was really great hanging out
Speaker 1: with you. Let's do it again. And I didn't hear
Speaker 1: from her that night, Like the next day, in the
Speaker 1: middle of the afternoon. She was like, yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. But then like I sent her
Speaker 1: another text to set something up and I got sort
Speaker 1: of like a noncommittal response like yeah, maybe so um
Speaker 1: hit me up later in the week, And did you
Speaker 1: hit her up after that? I did, and then I
Speaker 1: didn't hear anything. So and you sound like such a
Speaker 1: lovely date from your description, well except for the underwear thing,
Speaker 1: sounds like a good date. Ye. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's too bad of it, Like that's not
Speaker 1: a put off to me. But I dated a guy
Speaker 1: who went command of all the time and I kind
Speaker 1: of like had a thing for it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you and I should go out broke.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's That's not what I'm saying. All right, man, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and I'm gonna support
Speaker 1: you on this one hundred percent. During the song, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go take my underwear off and do this commando
Speaker 1: with it. All right, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. All right, man, hang on brooking Jubile
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second update if you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for today's second date update. Ryan is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us and Ryan, I have a question for you.
Speaker 1: What's that? And hopefully this isn't going to come off
Speaker 1: as creepy as it did on your date. But are
Speaker 1: you wearing underwear? Oh? Waiting for the answer, Ryan, I mean,
Speaker 1: I told you who I am. I think the answer
Speaker 1: is no, Like I said, if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Ryan told us about his first date with a girl
Speaker 1: named Rose. He said the only thing that went weird
Speaker 1: was somehow they got on the subject of underwear, and
Speaker 1: Ryan says that he doesn't believe in underwear and shared
Speaker 1: that with her on a first date. He thinks that
Speaker 1: might have come off a little creepy to be focusing
Speaker 1: on his hatred for underwear during the date, But other
Speaker 1: than that, he says, everything seemed fine. She's not calling
Speaker 1: him back, though, and it's been a little while, so
Speaker 1: we're about to get her on the phone and see
Speaker 1: what went wrong. And you guys met you you were
Speaker 1: in a wedding party for mutual friends. Did you find
Speaker 1: out from the newlyweds if you know she had said
Speaker 1: anything to them about how your guys date went? I
Speaker 1: mean I asked, but they said, now she hasn't mentioned anything,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out.
Speaker 1: It's just confusing because she seemed to have a good time.
Speaker 1: I had a good time. So all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call her right now. Okay, cool, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is Rose there? Yes? Thank you, Hey Rose? How
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh okay, what's going on? Is there a
Speaker 1: reason why you're calling me? There is? We actually got
Speaker 1: an email about you from one of our listeners. Okay,
Speaker 1: an email about me. It's a guy you went out
Speaker 1: on a date with. Yeah. His name is Ryan, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure you remember Ryan. He says, you guys met
Speaker 1: at a friend's wedding. Yeah, okay, Well he emailed us
Speaker 1: and told us a little bit about your date. But
Speaker 1: he also told us that you're not calling him back.
Speaker 1: So he asked if we could find out why you
Speaker 1: don't want to see him. Oh wow, okay. He sounded
Speaker 1: really excited about you. Yeah, yeah, okay, did you not
Speaker 1: like going out with him? I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is going to go anywhere? And why is that?
Speaker 1: Can you tell us? Oh? My god, this is kind
Speaker 1: of awkward. I can tell you what he told us. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he said that you guys met at the wedding
Speaker 1: and had fun and then went to go get sushi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said there was one awkward moment during your date,
Speaker 1: and he thinks that might be the reason you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. Did he tell you what that was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that he went into a little thing about
Speaker 1: how he doesn't believe in underwear and how he doesn't
Speaker 1: like underwear and it's constricting and all that, and yeah,
Speaker 1: he says he thought that might have weirded you out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that happened. Um, I mean it was that was a
Speaker 1: lot of information on a first day. Was that Was
Speaker 1: that the pivot point that turned you off from him? Well,
Speaker 1: he didn't even really need to tell me that part
Speaker 1: about the underwear. Yeah, you know, he was wearing shorts.
Speaker 1: I noticed at one point when I got up to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom that he may have been reviewing
Speaker 1: a little too much in the short Wait, what do
Speaker 1: you mean, be specific? I need specific? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you guys know, like he was kind of hanging out
Speaker 1: for the world to see. Yeah, I mean I wasn't sure,
Speaker 1: but then he starts talking about how he doesn't believe
Speaker 1: an underwear and I don't know, I was right, I guess,
Speaker 1: all right, so maybe he should have been wearing underwear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so wait, do you think it was an accident or
Speaker 1: was he like putting it on display for you? Oh? God,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I mean, I hope it
Speaker 1: was an accident too. It was just a lot of
Speaker 1: information at once, A lot of information. Who should have
Speaker 1: reached across the table and tucked it back in for him?
Speaker 1: Oh god? It is that if you guys were wearing shorts,
Speaker 1: would that be an easy mistake to make? If you
Speaker 1: sit down, you never know? I mean yeah, like I
Speaker 1: feel like the shorts must have been pretty small. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if I need to hear that.
Speaker 1: Do you think it was an accident? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but you know, to be honest, I don't really care.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I if I want to know,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't feel like that's fair. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you had a nip slip and nobody told you
Speaker 1: about it, like, it's not something that you should get
Speaker 1: blamed for. But it's different. I mean, what if I
Speaker 1: was doing it on purpose and I didn't care, and
Speaker 1: it was just out there. So I know how we
Speaker 1: can find out if he knew that he was sort
Speaker 1: of dangling about, you know, like I said before, I
Speaker 1: really don't care. At this point, well, I think Ryan
Speaker 1: cares and he's actually on the other line and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. What are you talking about? I
Speaker 1: mean that Ryan's been listening to this conversation and he
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Why alright? In my defense,
Speaker 1: I had absolutely no idea that I was exposing myself
Speaker 1: to you. Honestly, I'm being absolutely sincere here, Like I apologize,
Speaker 1: that is not at all. I wasn't trying to do
Speaker 1: like a one two punch of hey, maybe look at
Speaker 1: this and oh I don't like underwear, like I share
Speaker 1: to you. I had no idea that I was hanging out. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I mean serious. It sounds like I'm joking with I am.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely dead serious. I did not note it was happening,
Speaker 1: nor would I have, you know, done anything like that.
Speaker 1: So if I made you feel uncomfortable, I sincerely apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, you know why you brought it up
Speaker 1: at that point then it's a strange thing to bring
Speaker 1: up on a first date. It is, but a conversation
Speaker 1: sort of went there and I wasn't trying to necessarily
Speaker 1: steer it there, and then it was like, oh, we
Speaker 1: sort of landed on that topic. And the second you
Speaker 1: saw that right beforehand is absolutely a coincidence. It's an
Speaker 1: unfortunate because fortunate coincidence. You don't feel a breeze or anything.
Speaker 1: It's not like I was engineering the day to be
Speaker 1: all about my junk seeing it me talking about it,
Speaker 1: like you feel like, if you're a guy who goes commuter,
Speaker 1: you think you'd be super careful in shorts if that's
Speaker 1: a likelihood of happening, exactly, really careful. But maybe I
Speaker 1: had a napkin in my lab, so well maybe I
Speaker 1: thought like if anything was popping out, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like that's kind ever told me about this before. So
Speaker 1: if if I have been exposing myself inadvertently, I feel
Speaker 1: terrible about that. Yeah, now you have something to be
Speaker 1: aware of. I mean, if I've gone home for the
Speaker 1: holidays or something, I'm sitting here like with my junk
Speaker 1: hang out, I didn't know it, so wow, now you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look again, I cannot apologize profusely enough. I mean,
Speaker 1: I really I had a great time with you, and
Speaker 1: I hope that I mean, you seem to have a
Speaker 1: you do have a really great sense of humor, and
Speaker 1: I hope maybe you can just sort of understand that
Speaker 1: this was absolutely inadvertent and not in any way some
Speaker 1: sort of pervy, sleazy thing that I was trying to
Speaker 1: pull out you. So I would love to take you
Speaker 1: out again, and I will promise to huh, I will
Speaker 1: promise to wear underwear him though. Ros you know what
Speaker 1: he's doing for you right now? Would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Ryan on a second date? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it, and we'll pay for his underwear too,
Speaker 1: if you give him one more shot. Um, you know
Speaker 1: at this point, I mean, it's a very heartfelt message,
Speaker 1: but I'm skeptical. I don't know. Come on, Brose, you
Speaker 1: guys were in the same wedding for two of your
Speaker 1: best friends. Like, do you think that your friend's going
Speaker 1: to be marrying some sleeze ball who would have a
Speaker 1: friend who would expose himself Like there's got a sub
Speaker 1: trust circle there, right or yeah? I have references if
Speaker 1: you need references that's a good point. Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just his underwear, never an option or it's a lot.
Speaker 1: I will say this if I'm wearing shorts, it's something
Speaker 1: that in the future I will definitely take into consideration
Speaker 1: and wear. You know, I just need to suck it
Speaker 1: up and put on some box or briefer. Just be
Speaker 1: uncomfortable for a little while. It's just a couple hours,
Speaker 1: yet terribly uncomfortable to me. But yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: would do that, Rose. What do you think one more shot?
Speaker 1: Come on? If underwear is provided, I will go on
Speaker 1: a Saturday. Yeah, there you go. Congratulations, Ryan, thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean, Rosette's awesome. And I do I think I
Speaker 1: have a pair of underwears somewhere around my house. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, and I promise you, like, if I do
Speaker 1: not have them, I will buy them. I'll buy a
Speaker 1: three pack. So I mean, there we go. If you
Speaker 1: don't have a pair of Ryan, I'll send you a
Speaker 1: pair of mind you can where we can share a
Speaker 1: lovely thing broken jewil In the morning, it's just me,
Speaker 1: myself and