1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about Do This Couple Edition. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin. What's that? Well? 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: Almost every time Joey is hanging out outside your home, 4 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: he means you no harm. Almost, But I digress. Let's 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: meet our Rockamens Shallery. No particular orders. Say hey to 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: James Heeney, jingle bells, Jimmy. Any memories from something that 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 1: happened on Christmas Morning from your childhood? Oh god, I 8 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: feel like something that happened on Christmas Morning? Well, I 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,919 Speaker 1: think I told the Nintendo story Christmas Morning. I mean, 10 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: we're here for you, is what I'm saying. What happened? 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: What happened? I mean I could tell the Nintendo story again. 12 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: My parents surprised me with a Nintendo. That was a 13 00:00:51,600 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: pretty big deal. Um Christmas morning. Huh your parents surprised, Yeah, 14 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: they Well, I believed in I guess. I don't know how. 15 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: I was probably six, maybe five when I found out 16 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: Santa wasn't real. Um, really young it was. But my 17 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: sister found out first, and she was two years older. 18 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: And we found out because somebody popped the trunk and 19 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: there was a bunch of presents in the trunk and 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: we're like, why can't we have these presents? And it 21 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: was awful and your parents your parents caved, I guess, 22 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: so I mean they it's not my business. Please welcome 23 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: Jacket Dorothy, Lady d What was your favorite childhood Christmas gift? 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: And why gift? And why? Uh? I don't know if 25 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 1: this is accurate, but this is what's coming to mind. 26 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: A doodle bear. It was a teddy bear that you 27 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: could drawn and jean fabric. Because I had asked for 28 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: it one or two years before and didn't get it, 29 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: but it stayed on my mind and I never asked 30 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: for it again. But then that either the next year 31 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: or two years later, I received it and I was 32 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: so happy. That's amazing. Actually, I'm glad I asked the 33 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: new answered, because it's nice to know if if you 34 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: don't give your child a gift when they asked for it, 35 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: a year possibly too later, still works even more so 36 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: you wait a year and that kids like, yeah, thanks 37 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: thanks for breaking a nail. We really wanted it last year. 38 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: But I don't care about this anymore, right, but you did? Also? 39 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: Did you say bear made of denim material? Yeah? Or 40 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: it looked like it that's what it looks like. It 41 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,799 Speaker 1: looked like it was denim. And then it came with 42 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: pens that you could you could doodle on. It wasn't 43 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: enough that you your bear was made of jeans. You 44 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: could also draw on it. That's the it's a doodle bear. 45 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: You got a doodle on it. That's soome. And now 46 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: back for more. It's Gary Anthony. Will you yeah a 47 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: w How did you discover your parents had been less 48 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: than forthcoming about Santa? It was Mr Emmett. Uh, my 49 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: sister Mary who was always breaking bad news to me. 50 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: I mean, she's the one who made little Frank E 51 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: the June Bug. Let's let's remember that. God. Um my 52 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: sister Mary. One day I was talking about Santa and 53 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: she goes, well, Mr Emmon will be here in the morning. 54 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean she liked you? 55 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 1: Ain't noticed that every Christmas morning Mr Emmett come in 56 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: that white pickup truck. So Mr Emmett used to hold 57 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: all our presents for us, and then Mr Emmett would 58 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: come early in the morning and help my daddy get 59 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: them presents together. And then he wouldn't be gone yet. 60 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: He'd be like drinking comfortable with my dad. So Mr 61 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: Emmett and Mary? Sure? And how old was Mary at 62 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: the time? Uh? I was older when I realized it 63 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: wasn't Santa. So Mary was probably seven? A no, No, 64 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: I was probably about eight. Yeah, all right, I have 65 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: thanks for letting me, Thanks for let me talk about this. 66 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: I have a tire in my records. You you were 67 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: a but why did you ask me? Can we please 68 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: move on? Hey, there's a total thing. The total time 69 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: is the right time. What was a typical Christmas morning? 70 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: Like in your child? We actually we grew up with 71 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: a tree. Um, we have this like my my dad 72 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: came for too for higher educations of the States, and 73 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: his neighbors took him in and they became like our 74 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: adoptive family. So my folks learned all the Christmas and 75 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving traditions from them. So yeah, we had a tree 76 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 1: growing up. Um. And I don't think we ever went 77 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: through the Santa stuff. But yeah, those who may not 78 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 1: know your pops came to the States from from India. 79 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: Ah what city from? He grew up in Bombay? Remember 80 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: the street address? Uh? Yeah, it's Duty Crossroad. You know 81 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: if you're buy King Circle, you know the gym Conna. 82 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: You know there's a Rainforce cafe about forty seven miles 83 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: from the forty seven miles from from the corn. Yeah, 84 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: and last, Macquyre yourself to sleep tonight if you think 85 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: him least, it's Joey Greer chocolate covered funk nuts. Why 86 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: exactly again, I'll tell you why, And it's it's really simple. 87 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: The idea that the things that we're thinking of aren't 88 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: complete is only attributed to the fact that what we're 89 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: thinking of isn't that the whole idea. Now we go 90 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 1: back to the initial question and we start asking who 91 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,359 Speaker 1: said it, we're able to infer that what they're actually 92 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: asking isn't the question itself, it's the idea of the 93 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: thought that they're trying to implant in the individual who's 94 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: thinking of that question. Let's do a damn show. All 95 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: of our scene suggestions are gathered from your listener emails 96 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: or from our Patreon v I p s to come 97 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 1: a patron supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content, 98 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: oh like, say, video of what we're doing right now. Yep, 99 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm recording. 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I just 109 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: made that up. Funck Man, I just made that up. 110 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: But it sounds good, so I'm sure it's true. My 111 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 1: scene suggestion is a new nastronaut at nostronaut Sure NASA. 112 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: A new astronaut arrives at the International Space Station for 113 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: a six month shift. Thanks for all the laughs, Catherine 114 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: Wasser or Wiser from TUCS in Arizona or two sons, 115 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 1: and you're gonna be touching down with the International Space 116 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: Did you should fight A four three two before? I? 117 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: Before I cut down computer computer here, I have something 118 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: to tell you. Can you can you to speak with me? 119 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: I feel like for the past a few days, hours, 120 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: I don't know, time has really gotten really loopy. Ever 121 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: since I got frozen, but ever since I came back 122 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: to life, I feel like we have a really strong bond. Earlier, 123 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: you're falling in love with me. I will not advise 124 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: that I have been doing women all the way universe. 125 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: You can doing women all over the universe. I have 126 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: some stuff on me that you do not what on 127 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: you their. I feel so torn because my love for 128 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: you is just so strong that I want to ignore 129 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: every red flag and everything that you just said and 130 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: just find a way. I don't know. They're just circling 131 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: the station. I thought they were gonna I thought they 132 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: were gonna dock. What do you mean they're just circling. Well, 133 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: they came in and they were just about to lock, 134 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: and then it passed forwards. She seems to be talking 135 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: to herself. Are you able to communicate with her the whole? 136 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: I don't know why. She seems to be using the 137 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: speaker system for something else. Maybe she singles along. I 138 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: think it's possible. She has said before. I'll say it again, 139 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: we gotta nuke this thing out of the sky. All right, sergeant, 140 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: We're not nuking anything. We got everything that's not a 141 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:37,079 Speaker 1: military issue. Stand out. I usually don't agree with them, 142 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: but I have show that fall communication. Do we have earth? 143 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: If you would like to make quick and meaningful now 144 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: is that time to do it? And then you'll come 145 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: into the space station with me. Yeah, yes, I will 146 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: allow you to bran bant me on one of the 147 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: other pocket device. Oh my gosh. Great. Then let's do 148 00:08:56,440 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: it fast and hard, baby, fast and hard. Oh that 149 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: was good for me? Great? Um, doctor. One of the 150 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,559 Speaker 1: cameras inside the space shuttle is a sending us some 151 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: very graphic signals back. I. I don't know if we 152 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: should have this online, if we should string and cough 153 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 1: for me? Now, okay, your physical is fine, Um, but hey, listener, natural, No, 154 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: I have to hold on for the while. Natural sounds 155 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: of people having a good time is is what we need. 156 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: That's what makes people. Uh. Their immune system goes up 157 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: when they hear the sounds of love doctor, doctor. Yes, 158 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,559 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Um. When the patient just coughed, I went 159 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 1: ahead and took a couple of notes. Uh, And I 160 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: realized at this point, may I whispering your ear? Doctor? 161 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 1: Of course he has something that I like to call 162 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 1: chocolate covered fuck nuts, and I'm very concerned about him. 163 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: That wasn't a whisper. I heard that. I heard what 164 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 1: this is. You're not gonna understand this? Okay, well what 165 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 1: is it is that? Okay? Am I gonna be all right? 166 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: You're fine? Hey, all right, don't move, sir. I'm holding 167 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: your nuts, so okay, um chocolate favorite nut. Let's uh, yes, 168 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:31,320 Speaker 1: may I whisper in your ear again? Of course, chocolate 169 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 1: covered nuts. Sorry about that, it's not favor covered sir. 170 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,080 Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing here. I'm a doctor. All right, 171 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: we're both doctors. So just calm down, all I'm gonna 172 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: take a picture for the record. Here we gorphone lovely. 173 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 1: Ok all right, you're good to go. We're You're all healthy. 174 00:10:53,960 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: You're good, all right? Command you. Yes. I have to 175 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 1: admit something. When I told you that I made love 176 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: with women universe, it was merely a way that I 177 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: had to advise to get into your pants. This was 178 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: the first time I have ever really made love and 179 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: it was amused. I mean again, I'm torn. I just 180 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: feel so upset that you lied that. At the same 181 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 1: time fel full of love and like honor that I 182 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,040 Speaker 1: got to take your virginity. I have done that a 183 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: few times. Um. It is something that I hold as 184 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 1: a badge of honor. A few badges. Actually, if anyone 185 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: ever breaks your heart I used to wait or to 186 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: God in heaven, I will kill them. I will electrocute them, 187 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 1: or use another computer in viruses and destroy them. Oh God, 188 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 1: I'm so hot right now, Private, Private, listen to me 189 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: right now. All right, there's a mutiny happening on board, 190 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: and these goddamn astronauts think that they can tell us 191 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: what to do. Now listen, I'm giving you the other key, 192 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 1: all right, I was supposed to do with this heart. 193 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 1: I was just about to tell you. I was just 194 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,679 Speaker 1: about to tell you. Okay, when you take this key, okay, 195 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: would you look at people? You can actually giving me 196 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: the only other key? I need you to look patient around. 197 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: Just calm down, do tho. I need to use the key. 198 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 1: We're gonna open up the little box to press the 199 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 1: button to send that new don't you stop that? Put 200 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: put that down, Put that base down, Put the base down. Okay, okay, 201 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 1: how don't you suppos like chocolate? Like chocolate? Let me 202 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,559 Speaker 1: see your nuts, Jesus Christ, Oh my god, damn it, 203 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: oh my god, chocolate covered funk nuts. Doctor. Yes, I 204 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 1: have been doing my own research, and I know you 205 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: told me it's not smart for me to get on 206 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,520 Speaker 1: the computer. I have found out that fifty eight percent 207 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 1: of the American astronauts and people working for NASA are 208 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 1: infected with chocolate covered nuts. Wow, you've out done yourself 209 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 1: this research. No one's seen this correlation. We have to 210 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: take this up to the to the surgeon, the Surgeon 211 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: General of NESTA m H. I said, lobster not steak, 212 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 1: God damn it on the sergein general and shut up 213 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 1: a bit. Sorry. Yeah, you should be sorry. God damn, 214 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,960 Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry about that. Well, you should be sorry, don't. 215 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,559 Speaker 1: You're just sorry? You should be sorry. I'm what I'm 216 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,200 Speaker 1: trying to get, get the point acting the point across 217 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 1: who is not only should I be sorry, but I'm 218 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,000 Speaker 1: actually following through with that should and I am actively 219 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: being sorry about it. I feel like these are hallow words. 220 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: That's That's where I'm coming from. You don't see I 221 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 1: don't see an act of sorryness. I have embroidered on 222 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 1: a pillow that I am sorry about that. Yeah, but 223 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: you understand that you did that before this encounter, so 224 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: obviously you you just have these pillows. That's my point. 225 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: If you start embroidering one. Now, I know you're sorry 226 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: that that's what I'm trying to say. You have busted? 227 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 1: Should you have busted? Sergeant Lewis? Is a space station? 228 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:10,680 Speaker 1: Sergeant Lewis, can you read hello? Commander Lewis, this is 229 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:14,439 Speaker 1: the space station? Can you hear it? Yes? Yes, terrific? 230 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 1: Sorry I was sorry, Yes, I can hear you. Yes? 231 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: Is everything okay? On board? Everything is actually really good. 232 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 1: It's actually more than okay. Um. I'm actually getting ready 233 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: to to doc and to land. I will be entering 234 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: the space station. Don't worry. I was just having like 235 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 1: a little me time, like the little sing along whatever. 236 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 1: It was just kind of like me by myself. I 237 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: wasn't doing anything except for singing to myself. So is 238 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: this some sort of joke? Chocolate fuck nuts? It's a 239 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 1: super awesome time. It's it's a new Christmas, so it's 240 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: not it's just me. It's just I've been singing to myself. 241 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 1: And one, Oh my, I believe we have created a 242 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 1: new holiday treat. See two comes from from our newest 243 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: patron v I P Supporter to be, who wrote, Hey, Alchemists, 244 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 1: I come before you were ashamed to admit that I've 245 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: been enjoying your work without providing any meaningful support since 246 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 1: the very beginning. Fortunately, I've repented of my ways and 247 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 1: just hopped on the Patreon bus, hoping to join the 248 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: Alchemaniac ranks once I get through the slow season of 249 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: my business. Anyway, I wanted to provide a scene suggestion. 250 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: It's a likely possibility that it's terrible, but I guarantee 251 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: you've made worse lumps of coal and de precious diamonds 252 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: over the years. Seen thirteen year old having a midlife crisis. 253 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 1: You guys are awesome. Since I'm self employed, I can 254 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: literally listen to the podcast all day long without getting 255 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 1: in trouble. So I'm on my third time through the queue. 256 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: Hope you guys live long moer than me so I 257 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: can listen to new episodes for the rest of my la. 258 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,640 Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Toby, Thank you, Thank you. Toby 259 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 1: McCarty a k a. Toby mac not the country singer, Wow, 260 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: so much to impact. Something's not right with that kid. 261 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, honey. He's our oldest but well, 262 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: it's his birthday. It's his birthday. Okay, he's you know 263 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 1: how it is, and your birthday you get all gloom 264 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: and gloomy. Folks, folks. I hate to interrupt you, sorry, 265 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know I've tried everything within 266 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: my clown capabilities. The rest of the kids that your 267 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: son's birthday party seemed thoroughly entertained, but your boy not 268 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: so much. Do you mind? I know this is if 269 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: you're the artist, but could you both smile on instead 270 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 1: of having the painted brown face A lot of the 271 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: clowns that we usually I don't know, can't change in 272 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: the middle. No, no, no, that's terrific. It's terrific. I 273 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: it you were kind of know to call me an 274 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: artist and then go ahead and offer up some censorship 275 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 1: and some critiques and some notes which are not appreciated. 276 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put I'll take off these big shoes 277 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: and head out to the car. You can't take you 278 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,720 Speaker 1: take those shoes off and the kids see you, they'll 279 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: freak out. All right, Yeah, don't take off this stuff. 280 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 1: We're paying you for the hour. Finish the hour, sir, dad, Tap, 281 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,199 Speaker 1: when is the rainstorm going to happen? We didn't have 282 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,199 Speaker 1: my birthday at a Rainforest Cafe not to enjoy the 283 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: full thunderstorm. No, Daddy's going to have a rainstorm right 284 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,400 Speaker 1: in the front lawn. Okay, you just have to be patient. 285 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: I know for a fact that this restaurant makes a 286 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 1: huge freaking deal every twenty minutes. I know it. Do 287 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,879 Speaker 1: not tell me that you're gonna give me a jankie 288 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: one in the front yard. I'm sick your homemade ship. Dad. 289 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's just me. I'm going through 290 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 1: something right now. She's just he's just joking everybody. Gail Bruce, Hey, 291 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: how you doing. What's up there? Tiger? Hey, you said 292 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,359 Speaker 1: it was an open bar, and uh, I went to 293 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,679 Speaker 1: the bar dinner. I total it was part of the 294 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 1: party and they said I had to I had to pay, 295 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,400 Speaker 1: So I don't know what the deal with that. Well, 296 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 1: it was only open bar for two hours and then 297 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: it was supposed to be after that on the invitation. 298 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 1: We can't have open bar all night long. And plus 299 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,399 Speaker 1: we would really like people to stop drinking before it 300 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 1: becomes a problem. You know, are you Jenny's date? Who 301 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,640 Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? Jenny d Yeah, okay, yeah weird, Yeah, yeah, 302 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 1: you're the teacher, right yeah, yeah, I teach martial arts. 303 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 1: So huh like tibo? No, not like tabo. You ever 304 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 1: heard of m m A, you've heard of the UFCUM. 305 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 1: I'm sorry no, um, but you really have need they 306 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 1: get inside if it's like a it's like a square 307 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 1: with four extra sides to it, it's an octagon's four 308 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 1: yes yes, a stop sign and they get inside and 309 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 1: they fight to the death. I want to fight and 310 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,640 Speaker 1: to stop sign. Oh my god, I could. I could 311 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: definitely track you up dead. How hard would it be 312 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 1: for you to set up one of those fights here? 313 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 1: I mean I could put something up in this Rainforce cafe, 314 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: no problem. That's like honestly, if I just get the 315 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: chairs together and just like get the tables around, I 316 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 1: mean we can get some great the animatronic gorilla in 317 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:41,439 Speaker 1: a stop sign on yo, Mr Karati Man, Yeah, keep 318 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,159 Speaker 1: working on the bag. Yeah yeah, dig dig it, dig it, 319 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying to bag working in bad Check this out, man, 320 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: check this all right. I know I know that that 321 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,720 Speaker 1: you're good at karate. This is something that I know, right, 322 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,560 Speaker 1: That's all I had to say. I love that. I 323 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,679 Speaker 1: love that. Um. I just want to be right up 324 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: front with you, Uh, Kevin, I'm not gonna be able 325 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: to pay rent this month, all right. Uh so I 326 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: just want you to know up front that I'm doing 327 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: ether that can to get those funds together, you know, 328 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,919 Speaker 1: to keep the space. But uh, you know, if you 329 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,000 Speaker 1: want to do free training or even better yet, I 330 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 1: got a kid that I'm training right now to fight 331 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 1: an animatronic. If you want to place a bet and 332 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, you have a human child gonna 333 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,840 Speaker 1: fight an animal tronic. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a Disney 334 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,720 Speaker 1: level so you know it's not gonna be that violent, 335 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 1: but it's naturally. Tell me how I've been afit from 336 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,679 Speaker 1: this MESSI crod, you play some bed, you place some bet, Kevil, 337 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 1: you play the bed on the animatronic. All right, it's 338 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 1: gonna tear that kid up. It's gonna tear that kid up, 339 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: all right, And I guess what you walk out with? 340 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: Two three, four dollars maybe more right. I don't know 341 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,919 Speaker 1: how much the bets are gonna be, but you know 342 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: we can. We can pump this up, because you know, 343 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet everything out home, half of what 344 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 1: my ex wife owns and three quarters of what my 345 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: children will inherit on this animatronic. Don't let me down, 346 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: of course, of course I know I would never ever 347 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,520 Speaker 1: ever do that. Thank thank you, thank you for the extension, 348 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 1: and I really appreciate this. All right. I am ready 349 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:26,200 Speaker 1: to fight. I am good to go. Let me at him. 350 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 1: I come down wayvely. Just show me a right hook, man. 351 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 1: That's not quite the stuff we work done in the 352 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 1: training pirate man, Yeah, what is it? I just mr 353 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: um much time with the robot here. I just want 354 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 1: to say really good bye the hell fans from all 355 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,639 Speaker 1: over the damn world. I give me that short to 356 00:21:54,680 --> 00:22:01,959 Speaker 1: me christ all right, mystical riding man. Yeah, okay, keep 357 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,400 Speaker 1: it in that bag for me. I'm I'm a little confused. 358 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: You promised me that you was gonna be training this teenager. Yeah. 359 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: I just peeked with my eyes into the wonder and 360 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 1: there's a hucking pirate in there training and my hocking 361 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:22,120 Speaker 1: bear to fight somebody. Do you care to explain yourself, keV, 362 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,680 Speaker 1: I would love to. I'd love to break that down. 363 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: You know, times are tight, uh, and I've been air 364 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 1: being being in the space. I'm gonna be honest. I 365 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: know you told me I wasn't not to do that, 366 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: but I've been sub letting a part of my space 367 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 1: in order to supplement the income that I need to 368 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,159 Speaker 1: pay rent. And yeah, okay, a little bit of my 369 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: trains rubbed off. The pirate MANA has been bringing different 370 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,119 Speaker 1: animals in and training them, and it looks like the 371 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,200 Speaker 1: bears taking a liking to what he's gotta got to offer. 372 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,560 Speaker 1: And I don't. I don't know if you want to 373 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,040 Speaker 1: get if I could be straight with your boil. You're 374 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,199 Speaker 1: such a bad fighter at this point, people think you're 375 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:58,040 Speaker 1: a bear. You follow me. Oh no, that's disappointing. It 376 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,679 Speaker 1: must be for a realpee. Let me see the jab 377 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 1: one more time with yours ted. This is insane. Okay, 378 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm working two shifts, all right. I gotta pick up 379 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 1: all the extra tables because you let Claire off because 380 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: you said we were going to get slammed. Apparently there 381 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 1: was a birthday party that was booked that you didn't 382 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,400 Speaker 1: know about and I had to take on. And now 383 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,920 Speaker 1: they're going to be having an octagon fight in the 384 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,840 Speaker 1: middle of the goddamn restaurant. That's even though half of 385 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: my section that would be tipping. Okay, you tell me 386 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 1: what the hell I'm supposed to do alright, this this 387 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,199 Speaker 1: is nuts, all right. I mean, I I have I 388 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,600 Speaker 1: can work at any major chain I have. I was 389 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: at Johnny Rockets. Okay, I was at Red Robin for days. 390 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,359 Speaker 1: And now here are what you're saying. I hear what 391 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 1: you're saying. Now, what you're worried about is you're not 392 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 1: getting take You're fucking me, Ted, You're sucking me right now, 393 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,200 Speaker 1: I'm not sucking you. Don't say that out loud. When 394 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,680 Speaker 1: when somebody passes by it, here's you saying that they're 395 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: gonna think one thing. And it's not that. I'm not 396 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 1: not gonna think that, Ted, They're not gonna think you're 397 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,800 Speaker 1: actually sucking me When I say you, are you fucking him? No? No, no, no, no, 398 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,480 Speaker 1: I'm not. There's nothing nothing in between us. I'm okay. 399 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: I was just passing by. See. Now here's the thing 400 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,160 Speaker 1: we're gonna be having. Uh oh well change. Nobody really 401 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 1: likes the rainforest. They're getting destroyed all over the world. 402 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 1: This rainforest cafe, what rusty nails drink the drink? Are 403 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,640 Speaker 1: you telling me there's a militia against rainforest cafe. I'm 404 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 1: just saying that we gotta be honest. Rainforests are going 405 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: to be around forever. But if we can get an 406 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,200 Speaker 1: m am fighting tournament here. Hey, Tim, thanks for stopping by. Listen. 407 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 1: It's not easy part of my job to have to 408 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 1: say what I'm about to say, but here goes. Uh. 409 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,239 Speaker 1: We just feel here at Johnny Rockets you're not the 410 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: type of employee that we need and I wish you 411 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 1: better days and a few you whatever that might be. 412 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: What do you mean, I'm good in my name change 413 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,240 Speaker 1: with Johnny Rocket. You told me to do that. I'm 414 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,680 Speaker 1: legally onto the process right now. What do you mean? Yeah, No, 415 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 1: that's the kind of commitment we could have used a 416 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,399 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Uh, talk to tell me that 417 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 1: now on the way out, as the door is literally 418 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: hitting you in the ass, it's just not good time. 419 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,600 Speaker 1: We got another birthday, so we gotta go out and sing, 420 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 1: so everybody come on all right, Hey, Steve, can you 421 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: get me arrusted now while you're out there and we'll 422 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: be right up. Tim, would you come into my office? 423 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,879 Speaker 1: I need to talk to you. Yeah. Sure, We just 424 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: want to like here at t g I for forever. 425 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: You're not the kind of employee that we are What 426 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 1: do you mean I just legally changed my name to 427 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: just for a Friday. Yeah, yeah, don't let the door 428 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 1: hit you on the way. Hey, Tim, listen, I'm gonna 429 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 1: have to fire you here at Round Robin. We are 430 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,239 Speaker 1: just not into what you're bringing. That's right here at 431 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 1: Round raw Been. We are just not what intro into 432 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 1: what you're bringing. That's right here it Round Robin. If 433 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: any of my god, damn, you know what, You're all fired? 434 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: All right, We're really glad to have you here, is it, 435 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,880 Speaker 1: Johnny Rocket? Is it? It's just it's just so many 436 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 1: names that you used to be known by on the 437 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: on the well. Nonetheless, this old country buffet is gonna 438 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,959 Speaker 1: be great for you. You don't have to really do anything. 439 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 1: Just pick up the plates, try not to talk to 440 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 1: anybody at the tables. You'll be great here. I know it, 441 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,640 Speaker 1: I know it. Mr Mrs Stevens, thanks for coming in. 442 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: Um I have the results back from my four sessions 443 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 1: with your daughter, and I'm just gonna give it to 444 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,400 Speaker 1: you straight. Please please don't don't pull any punches. UM 445 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,120 Speaker 1: Me and my wife, we're both we're both were ready 446 00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:01,360 Speaker 1: for this. I'm an honest, uh professional frankly first starters 447 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 1: that tie, sir does not go with that pocket square. 448 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:10,880 Speaker 1: But in regards to your daughter, does that man need 449 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: to be here during this meeting? That's the receptions? Okay, 450 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:22,240 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, job security here is not taken lightly. You're 451 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,040 Speaker 1: thirteen year olds going through him in life crisis and yep, 452 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: uh to be more, to be more plain english, she'll 453 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,840 Speaker 1: be dead at It's like Benjamin Bunnon but the other way, 454 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,360 Speaker 1: but it advanced. Uh. Never been a fan of of 455 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,520 Speaker 1: that movie, So I don't know. Doctors don't like that 456 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,399 Speaker 1: movie to no because it flies in the face of 457 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 1: actual science. Um can I can? I supposed to be 458 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,240 Speaker 1: m m a fighting this weekend? Do you think we 459 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:58,240 Speaker 1: should pull her? Or is there just the The medium 460 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,439 Speaker 1: that I spoke to about your her situation insisted the 461 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: reason that she will be dead at six is because 462 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,359 Speaker 1: of this m am a nonsense. So she's gonna lose 463 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: Wait a second, you want to go see a therapist. 464 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: You didn't watch a movie because it wasn't science based 465 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: and then relies on a fucking medium? Are you telling 466 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,040 Speaker 1: me this? Why don't talk to you? You're way too 467 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,880 Speaker 1: old to be my friend. Look, you man who else, 468 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 1: is you gonna buy you cigarettes and beer? Right? Come on? 469 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,159 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, damn right, you don't know. Come on, like, 470 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,199 Speaker 1: look that helpful for me. I got pulled over the 471 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: other day. I was writing my mini cheap, my little 472 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,679 Speaker 1: mini tiny cheep. You're too old to write that. You're 473 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 1: thirteen years old. That's in Sansford toddlers. It's just like, 474 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,080 Speaker 1: you're not gonna still fit. My ass and my legs 475 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:47,600 Speaker 1: hang over the side of ptice this time. You can 476 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: stand it. You can't stand in front of this stuff 477 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,800 Speaker 1: and show you have to go. Oh, I can't hell 478 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,280 Speaker 1: out of here. Tell me I see a stop sign 479 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,760 Speaker 1: and I know I want to fight, So let's just fight. 480 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,040 Speaker 1: Get out of your you you okay? Hold on, wait, 481 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 1: start hold on right? Sometimes it comes with me. Oh no, everybody, 482 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,440 Speaker 1: welcome to the rain Forest Cafe. We gotta hell. I'm 483 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: a fight tonight. Thirteen year old don't even know his 484 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: name versing one of the most well trained animatronics in 485 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: the land. Hey, little boy about to come up and 486 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,520 Speaker 1: come on? Introduced yourself to everybody here. Hey, what's up? 487 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm Joey Greer. I'm about to kick some mass before 488 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 1: I die. Joey Greer. I know you're thirteen years old 489 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 1: and according to your doctor who said, according to the beating, 490 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 1: you have to twenty six before you die. So do 491 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,520 Speaker 1: you feel like right now is the time that you 492 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 1: gotta die? Um? I'm halfway there, so I feel like 493 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,840 Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna win this fight, but I also feel 494 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,920 Speaker 1: like dying because my doctor did not take his oath seriously. 495 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: He's telling everyone about our session and I am pissed. 496 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna die. A little red corner 497 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,960 Speaker 1: we have wing in at um easily nineties six pounds 498 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 1: Joey grim and then the blue corn so it turns over, 499 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,720 Speaker 1: and then the blue corner we have with the Captain 500 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: heard himself, the animatronic from How the Destroyer Doom, the 501 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:33,240 Speaker 1: People's Pleaser give it up for the fighter Bear. That's it. 502 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 1: Freakwar movie by Jenny. Look, I have to go to 503 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: the fight, Okay. The kid I'm training is there. Can 504 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 1: we just have this discussion later, please? Jenny? Hello, Jenny, 505 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, great, Now you just connect for me 506 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 1: completely great. Cool. So it's just gonna be me talking 507 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 1: like this. Are You're just gonna be in the bathroom? 508 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 1: Door closed, the whole night. Huh when you got my 509 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 1: car keys? Buddy, please get out of the bathroom. Have 510 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. Seriously. Yeah, well I want 511 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,680 Speaker 1: to get out of the bathroom. My lady's in there. 512 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 1: All right, we're in the middle of a fight. Okay, 513 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 1: So once you take a ship somewhere else. Well, now, okay, 514 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,520 Speaker 1: if you had just said that from the beginning you 515 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: buried your lead friend, I would have understood. Forgive me. 516 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 1: Are you really sorry? Yes? Are you? Because I just 517 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 1: feel like you're just saying sorry. A pillow with it 518 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,560 Speaker 1: embroidered on there? You're gonna bring this into a ship? 519 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:31,600 Speaker 1: What the hell is this pillow that has seemed to everyone? 520 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna end that one on. This is my shipping pillow. 521 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 1: See three comes from listener Thomas. You guys haven't gotten 522 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 1: less hilarious at all. I promise My suggestion is hell 523 00:31:52,840 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: gets interns. Thanks again, Thomas, Reginald sending the next I'm 524 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:07,160 Speaker 1: sorry say that again, please sending the next possible intern. Yes, sir, 525 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 1: Mr bielsa uh Frank Thomas T h A U O 526 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: M A s Rich before he comes in. Yes, I 527 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 1: need a gardening tool. Three letters. Oh, sir, h, thank you, 528 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 1: thank You're welcome. Frank. Yeah, so I don't know, uh, 529 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but I'm really excited 530 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: about this internship. You know, hopefully it'll like it lead 531 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,960 Speaker 1: to like a big position and then you know, upward 532 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: advancement within the corporation. So I'm you know, I'm I'm 533 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,959 Speaker 1: digging in again. Wait, you actually only have spot for one. Yeah, well, 534 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 1: one of us is going to get the internship. I 535 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: wouldn't go so far. Let's just say you're excited. I mean, 536 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: I can say I'm excited. I don't know. You can't 537 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:56,360 Speaker 1: say that. I can't say that I am excited, all right, 538 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,920 Speaker 1: you don't. You don't. I've been doing an earth before 539 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: I got down here. Yeah's right, you don't know. All right, 540 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 1: all right, I'd go around and I'd organize all these 541 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,800 Speaker 1: kid fights. Okay, you could just beat the ship out 542 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,200 Speaker 1: of each other, and you know what, I got arrested 543 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,440 Speaker 1: for that. And then when I was in jail, you 544 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: know what I did, I'll organize some some man fights. 545 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: And then when I got out, you know what I did, 546 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: I organized the geriatric fights. So I got all they 547 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,720 Speaker 1: just fighting each other, so people think of me and 548 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: how they're like, oh, that guy. I think I gets 549 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 1: people to fight each other. Frank Frank Thomas. Looking for 550 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:34,080 Speaker 1: Frank Thomas. I think he's in the bathroom. Okay, th 551 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: h th h O m A s that one. Yes, yes, 552 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 1: the devil will see you now, Okay, yeah, I don't 553 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: I don't you know what. I don't need it. Look 554 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,680 Speaker 1: at these things I think you do. I think you'll 555 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: need it. Good luck. All right, he was in the bathroom. 556 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: I thought he was in the bathroom of all time? 557 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,760 Speaker 1: Why did I think that? Holy shi, it is my 558 00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:00,800 Speaker 1: member going, oh my god, oh my devil. I shouldn't say, alright, 559 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: have a seat, thank you, don't mind if I do so, 560 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: I bring down table. Oh sorry you okay, yes, I'm 561 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and speak first and then feel free 562 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,560 Speaker 1: to answer. To be a question, dutally do I'm ready 563 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: to answer, ready to book this job. What was your 564 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,840 Speaker 1: last form of employment? I worked for the I R 565 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:40,320 Speaker 1: S excellent. How many audits did you conduct? Um financial audits? 566 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:48,359 Speaker 1: About two point two million, that's in a year. Did 567 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 1: they call my name? Oh you're Frank Thomas. Yeah, yeah, sorry, 568 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 1: I guess I was. I guess I have I b s. 569 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,960 Speaker 1: Why are you sorr stopped on earth? Go ahead? Why 570 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,480 Speaker 1: are you sorry? At first? I'm just ever tell me 571 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,120 Speaker 1: to go ahead. I'll kick your fucking as. I'm just 572 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:14,000 Speaker 1: it's just the bathrooms bad. You are still going? Do 573 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,920 Speaker 1: you know that? I can't stop. I figured I had 574 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,799 Speaker 1: to just leave the bathroom. I didn't want to miss 575 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: my big opportunity. Well, someone took your name and went 576 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,279 Speaker 1: in there, which is actually the most devilish it I've 577 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 1: ever seen. So it's like, I think that guy is 578 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,799 Speaker 1: gonna get the internship. Don't say what. I don't say 579 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: that in front of me. It was the most conny guys. 580 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,240 Speaker 1: Stop him, I said, tell him I'm in the bathroom. 581 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: If if anybody says my name. Yeah, I did say that, 582 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 1: you're still going? Do you just go back to the bathroom. 583 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm not going back to the bathroom. This is just 584 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:50,239 Speaker 1: who I am in the afterlife. Father, thank you so 585 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:56,319 Speaker 1: much for seeing me. I know it's you know, you know, 586 00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: I know Lance passed maybe two months ago, and yes, 587 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,800 Speaker 1: I just in my heart of hearts, I don't feel 588 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,200 Speaker 1: him in heaven. But do you don't where do you 589 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: feel Lance is now? I feel like lances in isn't hell. 590 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:23,360 Speaker 1: I feel like he's in hell town. I I've counseled 591 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 1: a lot of people, you know that. Yeah, I have 592 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:33,200 Speaker 1: to agree with you, my god, horrid, horrid human being. Father, 593 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,239 Speaker 1: There is no way Lance made it to heaven keeping. 594 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,000 Speaker 1: He was sorry, he said, he was sorry on his 595 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,000 Speaker 1: death but doesn't have any weight, and he way with 596 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,040 Speaker 1: it has all the weight in the world. I didn't. 597 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 1: I didn't realize he he apologized on his death bed. Yes, 598 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: and he was sorry. He was so sorry. Let me 599 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 1: get on the phone with the Pope. I'm sure this 600 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:01,200 Speaker 1: could all be straight. Thank you, father. Hello, this is Papa. Hey, 601 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 1: it's me. It's father. Ah. Father, So nice to hear 602 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,799 Speaker 1: from you again. Oh, it is wonderful, by the way, 603 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,520 Speaker 1: I saw you on CNN or MSNBC the other day. 604 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:18,520 Speaker 1: Both you're accepting those women as in the wonderful by 605 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,000 Speaker 1: the way. Well, listen, sometimes you gotta shake things up, 606 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,360 Speaker 1: as you say, you have to break a few eggs 607 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,959 Speaker 1: sometimes if you don't want the shells to say whole. Look, 608 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,279 Speaker 1: there's a guy named Lance who apparently apologized on his 609 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: death bed. And I don't know if if it made 610 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,360 Speaker 1: it to the big guy up top. Um did he apologizer? 611 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: In fact? The two Jesus that that's from his mother. 612 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 1: That is what I understand. H well said. Listen that 613 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,200 Speaker 1: Jesus here's everyone right there. So you know this, okay, 614 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm just saying. The mother has a mother. I 615 00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,840 Speaker 1: guess it has a pretty good feeling and you know, 616 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 1: a mother's intuition that her son is in hell. So 617 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,919 Speaker 1: if you want to take any check in with those 618 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:11,520 Speaker 1: people up there, wouldn't you getting hurt? Jesus here, Jesus, 619 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:19,440 Speaker 1: Papa popa my man, I listen, I'm man calling about 620 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,680 Speaker 1: this boy named a Lance Jesus. Uh pop let me uh, 621 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,880 Speaker 1: let me question? Have you if you had rits with 622 00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,640 Speaker 1: olive and a piece of cheese on it? Oh, it's 623 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 1: the ship, uh man. I don't know if the people, 624 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,080 Speaker 1: my man, there's some good stuff. I just had to be. 625 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:42,080 Speaker 1: I went to and it was I was a little kid, 626 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: a little kid maybe seven eight years old. Beautiful birthday party, clown, 627 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: happy face clown is beautiful. Alright. It's a tougher to 628 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,799 Speaker 1: get the happy face of clown these days. Oh man, 629 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:58,719 Speaker 1: it's tough, all right. Now, Hey, you shoot you called me. Yes, Uh, listen, man, 630 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 1: this is this boy apologize. Apparently on is the death 631 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,840 Speaker 1: to bed to you is specific is the name was 632 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,520 Speaker 1: a Lance and apparently is a mama. Who Jesus you 633 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,359 Speaker 1: called me? So if you need me to use my 634 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,719 Speaker 1: medium powers, I will, but you have to get to 635 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,920 Speaker 1: the point. And yes, I've had rits with olives on them. Okay, 636 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,480 Speaker 1: they're good, right, they're good telling me things because okay, 637 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,360 Speaker 1: I just feel like somebody should tell me I have 638 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,680 Speaker 1: those white crackers. Those are okay, But you have rits. Yeah, 639 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 1: they're buttery and they're really good. Wanted me to check 640 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,279 Speaker 1: in with anyone about that in the other life, then 641 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,799 Speaker 1: I could. But honestly, you're going to have to start 642 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:46,000 Speaker 1: paying me. There you go, Jesus, there's your rich crackers, 643 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,640 Speaker 1: all right? Hey, hey, good job here? Whoa you have 644 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,720 Speaker 1: to pay for that, Jesus, No, No, it's on the house. No, no, 645 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,840 Speaker 1: you have to pay for that. Sorry, Hey, Peter, we 646 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,560 Speaker 1: gotta pay for these? Are you Telllet mean you had 647 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,560 Speaker 1: an argument with Jesus over cracker You said that we 648 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,920 Speaker 1: had to inventory everything and everyone had to pay. It's Jesus, 649 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 1: the Son of God. Look, I just lost my job. 650 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,840 Speaker 1: I don't even understand. He's also God. Please, it's the Trinity. 651 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,120 Speaker 1: It's the Holy Trinity. He's also the Holy Spirit God. There, 652 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,440 Speaker 1: and you apologize to Jesus and to make up for it, 653 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,120 Speaker 1: put him a hunker cheese and the olive on top 654 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,920 Speaker 1: of it. You won't have this again, yes, sir, Yes, sir, 655 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,239 Speaker 1: thank you. I wanna tell my dad. That's what I 656 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,759 Speaker 1: wanna do. Alright, Jesus, I how are you doing, sir? 657 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,960 Speaker 1: I just want to look for me. I just want 658 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:43,759 Speaker 1: to apologize. No, I don't you really want to blow Yes? Yes, 659 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,600 Speaker 1: I know you're just not saying that. Man. People said 660 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,719 Speaker 1: that to me all the time. I'm trying to get 661 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:53,600 Speaker 1: into this house. I just now Jesus as your father, right, yeah, 662 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,960 Speaker 1: I I I have a few things to go over, 663 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,719 Speaker 1: one of which is your obsession with the with the 664 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:06,120 Speaker 1: something called the ritz cracking. Dad. They're good, Dad, it's 665 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: a crack his son. I know, how good could it be? 666 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,720 Speaker 1: That's so good. I would have brought you and and 667 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,800 Speaker 1: and and be specific if you can. What what makes 668 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 1: the crack of some good? The crackers has got like 669 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,400 Speaker 1: a butter elment to that. All right, it's so good. 670 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,680 Speaker 1: And then they put this cheek. Why not just just 671 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,919 Speaker 1: to spread a little butter on a regular cracker? What, Dad, 672 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,560 Speaker 1: it's better if it's baked in. Why don't talk to you? 673 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,719 Speaker 1: Just listen to me, like love me? Who I am? 674 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,960 Speaker 1: Are you telling me that this this, this, this crack 675 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,160 Speaker 1: it comes from a box? Is that what you'd have 676 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,240 Speaker 1: me believe? Yeah? Nice box comes in a little sleeve. 677 00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,520 Speaker 1: And oh man, what colors the box? Would you say 678 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,600 Speaker 1: if you had, if you had to do you understand 679 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,200 Speaker 1: my yea? So my mom never got her answer. It 680 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,800 Speaker 1: was just like a round robin situation. Everyone was throwing 681 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,719 Speaker 1: the question to the next person, and so I just 682 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,400 Speaker 1: went and I murdered them all And that's how I 683 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,279 Speaker 1: got here. Yeah. Look, no one gives it about your 684 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:10,480 Speaker 1: backstory like here. Fucking hell, literally, fucking hell, thank you, 685 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,440 Speaker 1: thank you. Tom Thomas with an age Frank Thomas, the 686 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,400 Speaker 1: guy who's still going Fran, I just go by Frank usually. Okay, 687 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,359 Speaker 1: I can't wait till that guy comes out. I'm gonna 688 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,279 Speaker 1: give him a talking to. So I understand you are 689 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:31,839 Speaker 1: the real Frank Thomas. Yes, what, Oh, it's it's probably Brimstone, 690 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:38,919 Speaker 1: It's probably I'm gonna sulfur. I can take I smell 691 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:44,359 Speaker 1: it too, though you're you're not going crazy? I smell it. Yeah, 692 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:49,040 Speaker 1: I was getting frank. How soon can you start? Oh? 693 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,640 Speaker 1: I can start right now. Okay, you're gonna bring that 694 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,840 Speaker 1: horrific smell with you right if possible? I mean, go 695 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,279 Speaker 1: get me every ritch Craig. So when is he going 696 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:13,799 Speaker 1: to see us next? Actually? Oh baby, I booked it. 697 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,160 Speaker 1: That's our show for today. Let's thank all of our 698 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,960 Speaker 1: alchemists and no particular order, welcome back. It's so great 699 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 1: to see you again. Mr Gary Anthony, thank you, Thank 700 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:27,720 Speaker 1: you my man um and uh is there anything uh? 701 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,120 Speaker 1: And you'd like to direct folks too in terms of 702 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:36,240 Speaker 1: your creativity on Instagram at Gary Anthony Williams on Twitter 703 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,319 Speaker 1: at Gary A. Williams and probably February, I have a 704 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,439 Speaker 1: new show coming out on Netflix called The Crew. Damn 705 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:47,480 Speaker 1: excited about it. Well, thanks again for joining us. Jackie Dorothy, 706 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,840 Speaker 1: thank you as well. Thank you. Appreciate you. Uh A 707 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,120 Speaker 1: dressing up the closet space a little for us today. 708 00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,279 Speaker 1: Problem seems like you rearranged a few things and I'm 709 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,919 Speaker 1: gonna say you did it, frous I did yes, Thank 710 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,600 Speaker 1: you for that. Thank you for giving me something to do. 711 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,919 Speaker 1: And folks will find you on the socials as well. Yes, 712 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,560 Speaker 1: I'm at Jackie ruthy um, and the most wonderful part 713 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,319 Speaker 1: of the year talking about Christmas movies just around Christmas time. 714 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,560 Speaker 1: We do not go all year round, but you can 715 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,239 Speaker 1: listen to whenever you're saying in the month of December, Um, 716 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,480 Speaker 1: we go November December. Whoa, yeah, and then we do 717 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,520 Speaker 1: a little fun christ Is in July just for that month. 718 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,239 Speaker 1: But that you do, that's just really for you know, 719 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: the fraians favorite part of the year, the most wonderful 720 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,440 Speaker 1: part of the year. That's what you said. Yeah, but 721 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:42,040 Speaker 1: if it's your favorite part of the year, that's correct answer. 722 00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,960 Speaker 1: And James Eeney, well, thanks for having me. If anybody's 723 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,560 Speaker 1: interested in cyberpunk, you can watch a play through on 724 00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,960 Speaker 1: game Front on YouTube and I'm doing the corporate play 725 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,279 Speaker 1: through of it. So if that doesn't think any sense 726 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: to you, then you probab. We won't joy it anyway. 727 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,680 Speaker 1: You either get it or you don't. Yeah, that's what 728 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:10,520 Speaker 1: I'm hearing. A tool Hey, thanks for having me. You 729 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,600 Speaker 1: can follow me on a tool time on most things 730 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,759 Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know what James was talking about, 731 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,040 Speaker 1: but I'm on chess dot com. Now. You can find 732 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,680 Speaker 1: me at a tool time challenge me and I'll play you. 733 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna so I should play you. You on chess 734 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,359 Speaker 1: dot com too, Let's go. Joey Gerstein, I am on 735 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,920 Speaker 1: chess dot com. My name is jimp List. You figure 736 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,560 Speaker 1: it out. You can also find me on Instagram at 737 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,160 Speaker 1: God Bless chim Chum. I will give you a personal 738 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,120 Speaker 1: thank you if you follow me. That's how much I 739 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,759 Speaker 1: care about you, and I have a few photographs in 740 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,719 Speaker 1: fact of you thanking people from your Instagram account. You do, 741 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,200 Speaker 1: and I shoved in your face. Thank you. Yeah it 742 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,200 Speaker 1: was I think you did that around two am and 743 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,120 Speaker 1: scared the ship out of everyone in my house. You 744 00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,799 Speaker 1: kept calling, the hanging up, calling and hanging out. It 745 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,960 Speaker 1: was from different numbers. That that's your jokester. Let's also 746 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,600 Speaker 1: thank our producer and engineer of the Stars, Mr Doug 747 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,759 Speaker 1: bane by by Baby and the fine folks that I 748 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,239 Speaker 1: heart me. I'm your host, Kevin pol like thanking each 749 00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,759 Speaker 1: and every damn one of you who right into the 750 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,880 Speaker 1: show with your thoughts and suggestions for scenes. It is 751 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,160 Speaker 1: greatly appreciated all of our patron supporters as well. We 752 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,480 Speaker 1: love you and um and respect you even more there 753 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:32,239 Speaker 1: I said it. Uh, please be kind to each other 754 00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,279 Speaker 1: and wear a mask when you go outdoors, and damn it, 755 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,200 Speaker 1: line up for that vaccine because Dr Fauci says it's cool. 756 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,080 Speaker 1: Yeah here, let's get it. Until next time.