Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we.
Speaker 2: Want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you
Speaker 2: claim and give us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send.
Speaker 2: You off inside. We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 4: Hello, my friend, we've had a little break. I hope
Speaker 4: you had a nice holidays.
Speaker 2: I did. My family came down here. What did you
Speaker 2: do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I just went to this neighborhood flophouse with some sweet
Speaker 4: people that made amazing food. Maybe the best Thanksgiving food
Speaker 4: I've ever had. Okay, but I should have left with
Speaker 4: some of it. There's no way they ate all those leftovers.
Speaker 2: Did you know these people, Chris? Did they know?
Speaker 4: I went last year, same group of pals, neighborhood friends
Speaker 4: that are all orphans and U and it was great.
Speaker 2: What did you bring?
Speaker 4: I didn't bring a lot to the table. To be honest,
Speaker 4: I brought some tequila.
Speaker 2: But I, oh, that's huge for a lot of people.
Speaker 4: It was huge for me because I think I'm the
Speaker 4: only one that drank it. But I was going to
Speaker 4: bring like a side salad. And she did say, we
Speaker 4: have plenty of food, and boy was she right.
Speaker 3: There was more than enough. Should have put some in
Speaker 3: my pocket.
Speaker 2: Did you tell anyone else you brought tequila or did
Speaker 2: you do the thing where you kind of kept it
Speaker 2: down by the side of your leg.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was requested either bring a salad or some beverage.
Speaker 4: Some adult beverage, I believe, was the phrase. And I
Speaker 4: went for the ladder. And we don't need salad.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, did you let anyone else have tequila?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I kept it in a bag and I kept it
Speaker 4: in a holster that I made for and I wore
Speaker 4: a long jacket. So you know about my Thanksgiving trench coat.
Speaker 4: No one's taking No one's taking this for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't share it all right, your selfishness trench coat, Yes,
Speaker 2: keep it all inside.
Speaker 3: I shared.
Speaker 4: I shared, and it was a wonderful time and we
Speaker 4: did the traditional thing where everyone went in a circle
Speaker 4: while the food was in front of us, and we
Speaker 4: said what we were thankful for.
Speaker 3: And boy, I really blew that one.
Speaker 4: Usually I do pretty well with the you know, prayers
Speaker 4: and grace. You know, I'm a spiritual man, but I
Speaker 4: oh couldn't think of anything to be thankful for.
Speaker 3: I had to like make something.
Speaker 2: Did you say all the delicious food that everyone else
Speaker 2: cooked for you?
Speaker 4: Yes, that was basically all I said, thank you for
Speaker 4: this food, Let's eat it, you know, Jill, that's plenty.
Speaker 2: What do they want the fucking ten hail Mary's come on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they just wanted me to open up
Speaker 4: a little, be a little more personal, and I just
Speaker 4: I'm so closed.
Speaker 2: Not with that leather jacket. You can't it is.
Speaker 3: A leather duster. Yes, you do know that.
Speaker 2: When the shotgun underneath it. Yeah, I'm gonna go roll
Speaker 2: on the major holidays.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna rob the strip club from Beverly Hills. Cop.
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm a nasty girl?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I am under this coat.
Speaker 2: He's pretty nasty.
Speaker 4: That's my uh cocking a shotgun sound effects? You know
Speaker 4: that I respect the work of the guy from Police Academy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Winslow, Winslow, Michael Winslow one time I did.
Speaker 2: Michael Winslow was his person's name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his human name, his human being name.
Speaker 4: I was on radio with him once and he did both.
Speaker 4: Robert Hawkins and I were on together, and we kept
Speaker 4: assigning him different food frying in a plant and a pan,
Speaker 4: and there was a difference between the bacon and the sausage.
Speaker 3: That he did. He's very talented.
Speaker 1: But the width, yeah he did. He did a thin
Speaker 1: sizzle and then a thick.
Speaker 3: Like a love sizzle. Boy, he's good.
Speaker 2: That's what audio is all about. Now let's introduce our guests.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited. What a what a relief knowing that
Speaker 4: he's our guest today.
Speaker 2: What a joy? What a light carry? This is going
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 4: It's just going to be so fun and effort was
Speaker 4: fun riffing. See now I'm building it up, building it up.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. None of us have to wear leather
Speaker 2: dusters during this record. Yeah, that's what I appreciate.
Speaker 4: We have nothing to hide. I'm drinking my tequila in
Speaker 4: front of you, have hidden it in.
Speaker 3: Coffee that I made.
Speaker 4: You know, our guest from the Doll Podcast. A lot
Speaker 4: of crossover fans. You already love him. He was a
Speaker 4: writer on Arrested Development, which I had no fucking idea.
Speaker 4: Everyone put your hands together for Gareth Reynolds.
Speaker 6: Hey, everybody, a lot of pressure on this appearance, but
Speaker 6: I'm ready. And let's just say, Chris, what hilarious. That
Speaker 6: reminds me of the time. I'm sorry, there's a lot
Speaker 6: of pressure and I'm just not.
Speaker 1: No, you're fine, right into it. You know it's funny.
Speaker 1: My step up used to call it tequila. Well I did.
Speaker 6: I don't want to talk about a step Sorry, go ahead, Karen,
Speaker 6: you were you started, someone started, Let's go.
Speaker 1: I swear you gout.
Speaker 3: We may have gotten off on the wrong floor.
Speaker 6: You know. Bacon sizzle, it's different than sausage.
Speaker 1: We already talked about that. Damn it.
Speaker 2: That's okay, It's okay.
Speaker 4: I said it was going to be light and fun,
Speaker 4: and I'm already pissed off and off that.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Gareth.
Speaker 2: Do you do many chat shows?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: You mostly do the doll up and then just kind
Speaker 2: of fuck off and do all your own things.
Speaker 1: I mean I'll do some, I don't really do a lot.
Speaker 6: I don't it's sort of like I don't get asked
Speaker 6: to do a lot, so I sort of play by
Speaker 6: those rules where if they don't ask me, I don't say, hey,
Speaker 6: I should be on and then I do mainly fuck
Speaker 6: off and do my own things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I subscribe to the same school of thought. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but I found that I'm being offered fewer things. And
Speaker 4: I think over time, if you don't ask, they don't
Speaker 4: they don't tell, they don't tell.
Speaker 6: See, I told you i'd make this episode fun and
Speaker 6: light right away. No, I know, I don't get asked either.
Speaker 6: I definitely feel like people aren't like, hey man, please,
Speaker 6: that doesn't happen a lot.
Speaker 4: It seems though, like you're doing a lot of stand
Speaker 4: up and I'm happy to see that because I enjoy
Speaker 4: when you do that.
Speaker 6: Thank you and likewise, and I am. I'm doing a
Speaker 6: lot of a lot of stand up comedy. And let
Speaker 6: me tell you, people are over the coronavirus stuff, so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're back to heckling. I've noticed from everyone's.
Speaker 2: Videos everyone's gotten real comfortable, real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are bath ready to chat.
Speaker 3: It's showtime for fucking everyone.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I've noticed a lot of because there is
Speaker 4: a lot of heckling in people's clips lately. No one
Speaker 4: knows how to act. I saw a group of friends
Speaker 4: the other day. I screwed up. I went to kind
Speaker 4: of hug one of my friends and I fully elbowed
Speaker 4: his wife in the face. Perfect, And then as a
Speaker 4: second thought, went for a high five and I linked
Speaker 4: fingers with him.
Speaker 3: Wow, just like eighth grades holding.
Speaker 4: The handstiff, yeah, and then yeah, and then I closed out.
Speaker 4: Third guy grabbed his fist when he went for a pound,
Speaker 4: So you know.
Speaker 1: Maybe no more hand stuff for you.
Speaker 2: It feels like just hands to hands to the side,
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 3: To my chest pumps, yeah, chess bumps.
Speaker 6: But I was working so well for you, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I feel like you had that down.
Speaker 1: Everyone knew if you were entering a room, run look
Speaker 1: the fuck out.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people get scared because I
Speaker 4: am running with my chest out like angry pea cock.
Speaker 1: It's a hard way to meet someone, it is.
Speaker 2: Sorry, quick note, Chris, please write down or Gareth. I
Speaker 2: guess you guys can fight it out.
Speaker 6: Sure, Chris, you should do this. I can already tell
Speaker 6: it's a better phject for you.
Speaker 2: Just the idea that the way you went in the
Speaker 2: pandemic was not chess bumping, but chess to everybody that
Speaker 2: you meet.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I saw Fauci's talking about how we
Speaker 1: should start chest bumping. Yeah, that's the safest way to greed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies, stop pretending that you're not into this.
Speaker 6: We're all making sacrifices. Ladies, we're chesting. I'm sorry, everyone,
Speaker 6: get them out.
Speaker 3: We're making the bit work.
Speaker 4: First of all, your arms are down, so your filthy,
Speaker 4: filthy hands aren't involved. Yeah, and everyone knows when you
Speaker 4: chest bump out of fear for knocking teeth with someone,
Speaker 4: you turn your face to the side, there by alleviating
Speaker 4: any potential Spittle's terrifying move.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 3: It seems like it's dangerous.
Speaker 2: It almost is like a vintage Jansen bathing suit ad
Speaker 2: or something that you're just kind of up. Your chest
Speaker 2: is up. Maybe you're doing a bit of a thirties dive,
Speaker 2: but you also have like finger waves in your hair
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: I'd buy that.
Speaker 6: Whatever it's for, I'm buying it. Is it for chest bumps,
Speaker 6: I'll buy it.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's more bathing suits.
Speaker 1: I'm in I have money.
Speaker 4: My point is none of us know how to act yet,
Speaker 4: and I see it in people's heckles. But when you
Speaker 4: do stand up in the clips, I've seen you approach
Speaker 4: even annoying drunk outbursts with kindness and you you do
Speaker 4: engage it, which is risky, but you you're nice about it,
Speaker 4: and it really works. And it's a reminder that that's
Speaker 4: what I need to do instead of shut the fuck up,
Speaker 4: as there's someone here that can kick this person out.
Speaker 6: Because I also I would I would not show up
Speaker 6: in that duster with the tequila. I think that a
Speaker 6: stage presence wise, it's just a move. The people are
Speaker 6: already a little worried, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very dust till dawn stand up over and
Speaker 2: I think it's over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It just goes well with my I'm bringing the mustache
Speaker 4: back and everything because I feel like it commands authority
Speaker 4: over people. And a lot of people were walking all
Speaker 4: over me the last couple of years when I look
Speaker 4: like a hippie, I had no respect. A threesome would
Speaker 4: be walking on the or a group of three, not
Speaker 4: a sexual engagement of an orgy way.
Speaker 1: Either way, I get.
Speaker 4: I get approached on the sidewalk by one of these orgies,
Speaker 4: and they make me just I'm always it's just they
Speaker 4: can tell my face when I don't have a mustache
Speaker 4: that I'll go ahead and step off into the street
Speaker 4: into a fucking puddle.
Speaker 2: You have to yield for orgies, Chris. That's not about you.
Speaker 2: It's some personal Those people are all I get deeply intertwined.
Speaker 3: You're right, they're in the middle of love making.
Speaker 2: On the sidewalk.
Speaker 6: I've seen you go with that group orgy stuff with
Speaker 6: a chest bump, and I think it's that move.
Speaker 1: Then is it's just not we It's not great.
Speaker 4: Hey, I told you I need glasses. We said that
Speaker 4: at the top of the show. I can't tell what
Speaker 4: they're doing.
Speaker 1: I thought they look a costumed horse.
Speaker 2: They look a beige tenth.
Speaker 6: Someone really opens up in here, way bigger.
Speaker 1: Than it looks.
Speaker 6: By the way, I'm in terminal three. Are you guys close?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, thank you for letting us pick you up.
Speaker 4: You're going to meet you you're near okay, great, we
Speaker 4: stopped pretending, Gareth. People know that we've what model is
Speaker 4: this vehicle? You don't have to pretending and don't mind
Speaker 4: if I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you're going to pretend, please do it
Speaker 2: more realistic.
Speaker 6: Got me all this burger king just you're picking me up.
Speaker 6: It's room so good. You can't all the difference between
Speaker 6: this and a regular whopper. You have that, yes, if
Speaker 6: you need it.
Speaker 2: And then natural integration.
Speaker 4: When we're done, we'll do a little uh foli where
Speaker 4: and you can win slow out some car sound effects.
Speaker 6: Well, I actually in the most random crazy I one
Speaker 6: time was on a podcast and I just said as
Speaker 6: a joke that I did better sound effects than Michael Winslow,
Speaker 6: and it led to people tagging.
Speaker 1: Him and I'm, oh, god, this is you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 6: Sometimes when you see the tag, you're like, don't that
Speaker 6: not please don't help.
Speaker 4: And he was he's not busy, so he saw it.
Speaker 1: It ended.
Speaker 6: We started dming and we started talking about maybe doing
Speaker 6: a fake sound off and.
Speaker 3: Did he know that you were kidding?
Speaker 6: And yes, I I had to be very clear to
Speaker 6: as soon as I saw people, as soon as I
Speaker 6: saw he noticed and that he followed me, I was like, hey,
Speaker 6: just so you know.
Speaker 1: And then he's a sweet man.
Speaker 6: We were going to do a sound off thing and
Speaker 6: it seemed like he was looking at it more like
Speaker 6: an appearance.
Speaker 1: Then let's do something dumb together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it did result in one time he left
Speaker 6: me a voicemail.
Speaker 1: I missed his call. He called me from a random number.
Speaker 6: I didn't know his number, and he left me a
Speaker 6: voicemail and that I do not have anymore. But it
Speaker 6: was crazy. And we talked on the phone once and
Speaker 6: it was also crazy. He was just like he was
Speaker 6: like or it could be like Yoda, like I do
Speaker 6: the phone, and I was just going, sir, I just
Speaker 6: try a little baked.
Speaker 1: It for I'm just trying to have a conversation with
Speaker 1: this strateger. It was a police academy right in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've all met these people that did stand up
Speaker 2: from a certain period of time on where basically that
Speaker 2: was the personality. It was aggressively, narcissistically and or just compulsively. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know your act, your bits, your quote unquote
Speaker 2: persona all the time to whoever. And I think the
Speaker 2: progression of stand up, which I think is good in
Speaker 2: that way that lots of people are just much more
Speaker 2: natural and comfortable on stage as themselves. But I think
Speaker 2: in relief like that kind of stuff. Well, first of all.
Speaker 2: I feel like Michael winstl is like, Hey, this is
Speaker 2: what you enjoy. So I'm just gonna I'm not they're
Speaker 2: going to give him get niceties and format.
Speaker 4: I think in his case, he's just trying, above all
Speaker 4: else give people what he thinks they want.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: But let's see a couple of sounds that Garrett.
Speaker 3: I mean, you built it up so much.
Speaker 4: Let's hear I don't know you're a helicopter.
Speaker 6: Can I assign some Yeah, that's how I would like
Speaker 6: to do it. That's otherwise people think I have plants.
Speaker 4: And that was random that I even said that. But
Speaker 4: here's my helicopter. It's very far away, but it's very good.
Speaker 1: It's that.
Speaker 2: Is that a helicopter on TV with the sound muted.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 6: Here's what I don't love is that he's doing a
Speaker 6: pretty good one. I don't love that move. I'm the plant.
Speaker 6: Yeah came there. It was like the start of man.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to blow into a microphone a lot
Speaker 4: of people. I learned that with my uh robot voice,
Speaker 4: which I'll do now. Sorry sorry, Actually, honestly, I think
Speaker 4: it's better for you to go.
Speaker 2: Now. We need a robot driving a helicopter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would that be?
Speaker 3: All right? Bro bot? How's that?
Speaker 4: It's a bit ducky, bro bought, Well, I do the
Speaker 4: duck thing. So it sounds like two voices at once.
Speaker 4: That's what I should call it. Here's the two robots,
Speaker 4: two voice because of one No, one's a robot and
Speaker 4: the others a duck.
Speaker 1: And there and they're just saying stuff in unison.
Speaker 2: Yeah, adults swim well, I mean that's what this podcast for.
Speaker 2: I think in a way I have an idea one
Speaker 2: of the ducks can be rich in swimming coins.
Speaker 6: That's what I love that is you can tell you've
Speaker 6: worked in the business.
Speaker 1: That's a green Yeah, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: And it's not wet. It's just so many coins.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not.
Speaker 6: Well, then we're gonna need to talk about how what
Speaker 6: the coins are.
Speaker 1: At some point I think they're no, it's like.
Speaker 2: A ball pit, but coins.
Speaker 1: But even for cartoons, I'm having trout. You're the artist.
Speaker 6: But I again, I feel like I personally like the
Speaker 6: coins a little looped. But once we get.
Speaker 2: There, yeah, yeah, let's make the decision on the day.
Speaker 1: Let's do it on the day. I love that love Yeah.
Speaker 4: Even as a child, I knew that when Scrooge McDuck
Speaker 4: dove into those coins, he would have broke his little
Speaker 4: duck neck.
Speaker 3: You gotta lube the coins.
Speaker 6: I think if there's one thing people should take away,
Speaker 6: it's that the coin should be lubed.
Speaker 1: And by the way, that would sound.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, that's the lubing process.
Speaker 1: Of the coins. Because I don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: Want to talk about it too much. I don't I
Speaker 6: don't like to dissect the sound effect.
Speaker 3: No, you don't need to do.
Speaker 2: I heard that sounded like junior high farts sound.
Speaker 4: No, No, that was the splooge, the receptacle that does
Speaker 4: the lubing. And then and then that was the them
Speaker 4: coming out of the coin.
Speaker 1: Well, they eat, they come out in bunches. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe not like a laundromat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. It's like come out of where there's a
Speaker 6: there's an area, there's a there's a loubing hole. You
Speaker 6: know what, I'm gonna get chest buck if I'm not.
Speaker 1: Careful in the coin pool. Yes, there's a.
Speaker 6: Good Lord, there's a bunch of loubing holes. I can't
Speaker 6: get through the whole of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is definitely a late show sound effects act.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm last. I don't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want me at the eight? Good lord,
Speaker 6: there might be kids there.
Speaker 1: I'm at thirty. Yeah, that's what I'm farting coins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when I open for you and do my
Speaker 4: lighthearted helicopter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It gets them warmed up. It really loves their coins.
Speaker 6: If you will, Oh, I won't.
Speaker 3: I won't.
Speaker 6: Let's get this audience's let's lose these coins and then
Speaker 6: afterwards I'm selling greasy coins.
Speaker 2: You want to new coin is a coin, small sack
Speaker 2: of coin loop coins.
Speaker 1: I'll sign it for ten.
Speaker 2: Gareth, when's the last time you were at LAX. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't have to be specific about whehere you were
Speaker 2: going or anything.
Speaker 6: Uh, that would probably have been well, first of all,
Speaker 6: I'm going there tomorrow morning, so early, but I would
Speaker 6: say it's probably been about I think it was maybe
Speaker 6: New Jersey. I flew to New Jersey from Lax probably
Speaker 6: about two months ago.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you've been there in this bad construction phase. Yes,
Speaker 2: of insanity, yep. Where it really is the movie Children
Speaker 2: of Men, but at Lax, the.
Speaker 6: Level of completely giving up that it feels like everyone
Speaker 6: in the airport has done I mean, this is like
Speaker 6: I did not have a high bar for airports before
Speaker 6: the pandemic, but this, it now is at the point
Speaker 6: where I'm like, I mean this like we just need
Speaker 6: bars and then it's a zoo I mean like physical
Speaker 6: it really is.
Speaker 1: Like I also, I had.
Speaker 6: Someone at my show because they talk about how they
Speaker 6: sanitize them. They're like, we're taking a lot of precaution.
Speaker 6: They have like leaf blowers with like you know, some
Speaker 6: weird whatever sanitizing fluid in its.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 6: And and then I asked them one at my shows,
Speaker 6: a flight attendant.
Speaker 1: I was like, are they doing that? And she was
Speaker 1: like no, because.
Speaker 6: Every time I get on the plane there's like peanuts
Speaker 6: still on the seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, how meticulous is this process where I
Speaker 6: still see like check crush checks mixed like in the
Speaker 6: little divots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just putting on a show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So some people come in and just wipe the air
Speaker 4: with a rag.
Speaker 3: They aren't even touching anything.
Speaker 4: They're they're making cleaning sound effects.
Speaker 3: They're just going clean clean.
Speaker 1: Being rinky wrenky bean bean shine shine Yeah. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it is. When was the last time. God, you're good,
Speaker 1: you were there. I'm very good.
Speaker 6: But you, Chris, don't downplay the robot duck helicopter thing that.
Speaker 3: I can do the helicopter louder Karen do it.
Speaker 2: Then if you can't, let throne, let.
Speaker 3: Me adjust my levels. It'll be in a minute.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, wow.
Speaker 3: I have bit in my mouth.
Speaker 1: It's a little boggy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, take a moment to prepare. Just give yourself
Speaker 2: a chance.
Speaker 1: Like I did when I lubed the coins. I took
Speaker 1: a beat, I got there and got it right.
Speaker 2: Place yourself in the coin bath.
Speaker 4: That's a problem with all my performing. I tend to
Speaker 4: rush myself.
Speaker 5: Oh sure, I think they landed forts landing.
Speaker 4: See Gareth knew that it was landing, So that was
Speaker 4: a great helicopter.
Speaker 2: Had landing the two counties over.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't adjust the sound levels.
Speaker 6: You see some foliage move a touch, but yeah, they're
Speaker 6: not in the same county.
Speaker 2: No, it's like the super rich people area and like
Speaker 2: upstate New York where they all have like castles and
Speaker 2: then everything is four miles apart. It was a helicopter
Speaker 2: land on one of those.
Speaker 3: Estates on the set of Sash.
Speaker 1: Yes, Grammar's pad or something exactly.
Speaker 2: Clearly we're all saying the same.
Speaker 1: Thing to Grammar something like that.
Speaker 2: The last time I was at Lax, it was nighttime.
Speaker 2: I was picking my sister and my niece and her
Speaker 2: friend up and they were coming from Southwest, and I
Speaker 2: was driving my electric vehicle that was that only had
Speaker 2: thirty miles left, so I didn't know if I was
Speaker 2: going to be able to get us home. And this
Speaker 2: electric vehicle is new enough where I didn't know how
Speaker 2: to fill it up anywhere else besides at my house,
Speaker 2: and I didn't check. Like I was so unused to
Speaker 2: that kind of car that it was only on the
Speaker 2: drive there that I went, oh shit, and then I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: that'll be plenty. And then their flight was delayed, so
Speaker 2: even if you sit in the car, it became this
Speaker 2: crazy thing. So it was so trafficky. And you know
Speaker 2: how Southwest if you come in from like the Marina
Speaker 2: del Ray side, Southwest is the very first one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you got to jump over.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I call my sister and I was just like,
Speaker 2: no joke, I'm on like one percent in this car.
Speaker 2: You have to walk all the way to the end
Speaker 2: because I have to pick you up, and then we
Speaker 2: have to cut across five lanes of traffic so I
Speaker 2: can get into that, you know, like United Terminal five.
Speaker 4: Getting anxiety cutoff past episodes.
Speaker 2: And like right, and it's like, you have to get
Speaker 2: that cut off because if I got stuck in the
Speaker 2: long loop, my battery would have died mid fucking Lax
Speaker 2: because the traffic was so bad. It was literally like
Speaker 2: parked cars. And we made it, and we did it
Speaker 2: and we got home with no charging.
Speaker 1: That was crazy.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a good episode now, but.
Speaker 4: I do realize you weren't recording this pickup, but I
Speaker 4: like the way it ended.
Speaker 6: You guys can't just do regular pickups anymore.
Speaker 4: No, I'm out always recording.
Speaker 6: Did you get it? We could pipe me in a post.
Speaker 2: I'll zoom you into the post.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. We don't.
Speaker 2: We definitely don't miss going to Lax.
Speaker 4: I paid uh more than two hundred I think close
Speaker 4: to three hundred more dollars just to fly out of Burbank,
Speaker 4: which I'm not bragging, but that's how much.
Speaker 1: Hands like someone's loubing his coins.
Speaker 4: I like to swim, all right, I just I don't
Speaker 4: want to go there.
Speaker 1: No, I'm mainly Burbank.
Speaker 6: I try to do Burbank every time, even if like
Speaker 6: there's a connection, it just it.
Speaker 1: I mean they really, it just is.
Speaker 6: It's been the worst forever and somehow every year I'm like,
Speaker 6: it's worse.
Speaker 1: It's getting worse. Yeah, it's getting more somehow.
Speaker 2: Did you see the story of the lady that got
Speaker 2: caught on the I can't remember what airline it was,
Speaker 2: but she got caught nursing a cat.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just read that. That happened like two days ago.
Speaker 2: With her human nipple, with her human Chris nipple.
Speaker 6: Which makes the question can a man do that?
Speaker 3: It doesn't, It doesn't make that question.
Speaker 6: But we're all kind of curious that a man is
Speaker 6: a cat going to take a man's nipple and do that.
Speaker 4: This sounds like it feels like, yeah, this is your
Speaker 4: crazy story.
Speaker 1: Does it work on guys?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen and I both are here.
Speaker 6: Would a seven year old cats to be able to
Speaker 6: would you need to get a kitten to do it?
Speaker 1: Or would an elder cat is to figure it out?
Speaker 4: Almost said elder catsman, an elder.
Speaker 1: Catsman, Senator catsman.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm awake, now what you want?
Speaker 2: Did you or did you not nurse this woman in
Speaker 2: his little hammock? Yes, I'm awake.
Speaker 1: I think this case.
Speaker 4: Claused, that's what he could say because he's a cat,
Speaker 4: and other.
Speaker 1: People like that.
Speaker 4: I know you guys don't like wordplay, and a lot
Speaker 4: of comedians are above it. But everyone at home listening
Speaker 4: just really enjoyed. I consider this case, claused.
Speaker 1: I'm at home listening and I'm loving it. I see,
Speaker 1: I love alter ego.
Speaker 6: You loving every mid of it. But what what is
Speaker 6: going on in someone's head when that happens on a plane,
Speaker 6: Like you could do that at home? Like but you know,
Speaker 6: like I'm sure people do weird creepy ship, but to
Speaker 6: feel comfortable enough to have a cat on a plane,
Speaker 6: and then I've had gone through that enough times where
Speaker 6: you're like, an, I'm gonna breast me.
Speaker 4: It's it's the being, it's the being in public that
Speaker 4: makes it so exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 2: That's the thrill. You're right, they don't do it at home.
Speaker 2: They can only get off doing it on a plane.
Speaker 2: Two other seats in the.
Speaker 4: Mile High Club, people fucking in bathrooms. They're at home
Speaker 4: they rarely have sex at home.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: They need to be up there, baby.
Speaker 2: They need to smell up blue water in the toilet.
Speaker 1: God, the water at the barbershop, you know, is it really?
Speaker 1: People know that same water, same tap.
Speaker 4: I went to visit my dad in Montana, and I
Speaker 4: stayed for well over three months.
Speaker 3: I stayed for a dangerously long time. But you for
Speaker 3: a while, you were you moved to Idaho.
Speaker 6: You're back right, Yes, I moved to uh, Idaho for
Speaker 6: one full year like a sitcom pilot episode how to Go?
Speaker 3: How was that?
Speaker 2: Act three?
Speaker 6: It was interesting, I'll tell you this. They like it
Speaker 6: when your lawn has kept really well.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: And you were not in Boise, Idaho, which is I was.
Speaker 1: Right on the edge pretty much.
Speaker 6: I was between Boise and Garden City, and and it
Speaker 6: was just like I was like when it was all
Speaker 6: when the ship was all hitting the fan. I was
Speaker 6: paying more in my apartment than I could for a
Speaker 6: house in Idaho, and I just was like, it's gonna
Speaker 6: this is gonna fuck things up for a while. So
Speaker 6: I just rented a house and I went to Idaho
Speaker 6: like a real like a writer who was like, I
Speaker 6: need to figure out a script, which was not what
Speaker 6: I was doing.
Speaker 3: No again, I get it. That's actually a good way
Speaker 3: to sum it up.
Speaker 4: Like you you were pretty productive in that in that
Speaker 4: scary house wherever it was.
Speaker 6: Maybe, I mean, I was definitely doing shows like once
Speaker 6: a week, and I do think they really that in
Speaker 6: the long run, it did sort of help me just
Speaker 6: talk in about nothing for as long as I wanted.
Speaker 1: There was some lesson than that.
Speaker 6: But I also was just like just going to Hot
Speaker 6: Springs and just like chilling the fuck out. And yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, very like very lucky in the sense
Speaker 6: that I was still able to do do work from
Speaker 6: there and not need to go anywhere. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 6: I was really just like was super strange and super awesome.
Speaker 6: And the people in as you probably know from Montana,
Speaker 6: like the Californian Exodus, the middle of the country is
Speaker 6: not loving it.
Speaker 4: Did you have a license plate with you at California?
Speaker 6: Got it all swapped right away because I knew the deal,
Speaker 6: I even and I had a couple people who like
Speaker 6: my neighbors, who saw my California plates, you know, within
Speaker 6: the ten days that I didn't have the idols and
Speaker 6: they were they were coming over and like you know,
Speaker 6: kind of sizing me up. And I felt it very
Speaker 6: much so. And the guy who lived in the house before,
Speaker 6: Like the first day I came there, like, people are
Speaker 6: coming over and they're like, you moved, so Jack's gone.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, Jack, Jack's gone. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: You don't know Jack, Yeah, you know Jack?
Speaker 6: And they're gone, Really well, do you know where he went?
Speaker 6: And I'm going no, And so apparently there was a
Speaker 6: beloved man who didn't say goodbye to anyone who left
Speaker 6: the house, and I just always was in his show
Speaker 6: and it never was able to get out of it.
Speaker 4: They thought you were some California hit man and you
Speaker 4: took care of Jack.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was oh most I'm talking about five or
Speaker 6: six groups of people over the first couple of days
Speaker 6: coming over. Is there an address like that level of
Speaker 6: like I'm like, I don't know, I don't you know
Speaker 6: more than I do.
Speaker 2: What if it was Jack from the Jack in the
Speaker 2: Box commercials just sitting in.
Speaker 4: All the doorways were shipped like the international logos.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was starting to think it was.
Speaker 6: It really seemed like it was a house design for
Speaker 6: someone that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: You're just walking through keyholes.
Speaker 6: I mean, if we only lived in the era where
Speaker 6: we could do a Jack in the box cribs and
Speaker 6: it made sense.
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Jack from the Jack in the box being like, here's
Speaker 2: my better French fries, just full hack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where's my job at SNL seventeen years ago.
Speaker 2: It's only hack when you don't when you do it
Speaker 2: the lazy way. But you could take that. You could
Speaker 2: start one place and then by the end, the head
Speaker 2: is off right. By the end, we reveal that the
Speaker 2: real Jack is Sean Penn or something, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. We could really if we give this two weeks, guys,
Speaker 2: we can get some great ideas.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to bring this sketch all the way
Speaker 4: to Lourene Michaels.
Speaker 1: He will wish. The Sean Penn reveal is gonna be
Speaker 1: pretty big.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be big.
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be pretty big.
Speaker 6: And we're talking about Seanpenn twenty years ago, Hotter Pen. Yes,
Speaker 6: time machine Pen, time Machine Pen.
Speaker 4: And this seems weird. And I'm not bragging, but maybe
Speaker 4: a little bit. You know who I've been told I
Speaker 4: look like twice in the last month and sayah, a
Speaker 4: young Sean Penn.
Speaker 3: Whoa Yeah, someone said that.
Speaker 4: I take offense because it's like, oh, because I got
Speaker 4: a big nose. But if you read between, if you
Speaker 4: just I think it's a nice compliment.
Speaker 1: Compliment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a big movie star.
Speaker 2: And Karen agrees, we bring up that a steal of
Speaker 2: Sean Penn and just figure out what's aside. Right now,
Speaker 2: if this is a.
Speaker 4: Compliment, I don't agree. I just am like, hey, the
Speaker 4: people are saying it. Everyone's difference.
Speaker 2: No, you're right. Now I see it, and now I
Speaker 2: get it. It's like, oh my god, is this jeffs
Speaker 2: As I look at Christal.
Speaker 4: I think when they say young Sean Penn, they mean
Speaker 4: the one that's yelling is my daughter in there whatever
Speaker 4: that movie?
Speaker 6: Is my daughter in there?
Speaker 1: Miss Dick.
Speaker 4: Remember when Billy Crystals sang this musical number at the
Speaker 4: Oscars and and he like sat and Clint Eastwood's lap
Speaker 4: and it was really uncomfortable, and he's going Miss Dick
Speaker 4: River and I was like, oh man, what happened?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: What? But let's take that and make it work. We
Speaker 2: have two weeks to rewrite this sketch for the Oscar Okay.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 6: I feel really down about the premise so far, but
Speaker 6: I'll try.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's it's Billy Crystal now that's casting it.
Speaker 2: Yes, so not a lot of numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't feel good. Okay, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Current Crystal. He's going to insist on blackface. He's going
Speaker 2: to justify all of his Sammy Davis Junior characters. It's
Speaker 2: going to be incredible. It is, and we have to
Speaker 2: write around it. So we have to make it so
Speaker 2: that the fingers are pointing back at him and.
Speaker 3: Not at the writers. I like the Jack in the
Speaker 3: Box one more.
Speaker 2: It's not great. I sorry, I just need the money. Guys.
Speaker 1: Also, we have to get this time.
Speaker 6: I'm not excited about working with Billy Crystal in this capacity.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: I feel like there's gonna be a lot of ideas
Speaker 6: coming our way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well right, we have a file for his ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have to stay flexible. But I think this is
Speaker 2: a great teaching moment.
Speaker 1: It's definitely learn something.
Speaker 2: This is why this is the reason that I can't
Speaker 2: enjoy most entertainment is because if it isn't really good,
Speaker 2: I begin to watch it like I have to solve it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had that experience where like I just
Speaker 2: start watching things of just like like this, this dialogue
Speaker 2: is so bad, and then I it's as if in
Speaker 2: some kind of like an inbox in my mind, I
Speaker 2: now have the assignment of we'll fix it. Like does
Speaker 2: this make sense anybody? Yeah, I guess because I'm being critical.
Speaker 2: There's a part of my mind that goes, we'll do better.
Speaker 2: Then you can't do better, and then it's like, yes
Speaker 2: I can, And then I feel like I've worked to do.
Speaker 6: Do you think that's amazing? And I do sort of.
Speaker 6: Do you watch a lot of scripted TV? Yes, yeah
Speaker 6: you do, so I don't watch that much scripted stuff.
Speaker 6: So but when I was watching squid Game, I was
Speaker 6: enjoying it, but I was going, what's this? Where's the twist?
Speaker 6: What's my twist gonna be? And then when it happened,
Speaker 6: I was like this, see I could I All I
Speaker 6: could do was picture them like convincing themselves that this
Speaker 6: would this was good enough to see it through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just hoping the ending and the surprised
Speaker 4: this is a dream.
Speaker 3: You didn't really watch watch this piece of shit? I
Speaker 3: did not.
Speaker 4: I was like I'm so tired. I'm so I hated it.
Speaker 4: I am so I'm so tired of fucking guns.
Speaker 2: And oh, you're right about that.
Speaker 4: I'm so tired of guns and everything. And I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to make a weird it was just and the dialogue.
Speaker 3: People were riveted by that back and forth.
Speaker 1: I will say I enjoyed.
Speaker 6: I enjoyed the some of the dialogue, the part where
Speaker 6: I was like, everybody, could we not have maybe taken
Speaker 6: another crack at this where the elite rich people in
Speaker 6: the mask?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the off camera things were just like, oh, what
Speaker 6: do we tell them? It's nothing like that. Come on,
Speaker 6: let's buy a man so much money it's falling.
Speaker 3: I felsted in Korean and read it and I liked
Speaker 3: it more.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that helps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it helped. It totally helped. I'm right now I'm
Speaker 4: watching this. There's a new and it's just on Netflix,
Speaker 4: but it's one I'm halfway through, and it's one of
Speaker 4: the best things I've ever seen. It's called the Power
Speaker 4: of the Dog and it has Benedict cumber, bunches of oats,
Speaker 4: cumber banch.
Speaker 1: But cumber bench. That's a thing where I watched cucumbers from.
Speaker 3: It takes place in Montana.
Speaker 4: It's like a New Zealand movie, but it's I'm so
Speaker 4: into it, and it's just very subtle human interaction and
Speaker 4: you're it's like an edge of the seat thriller.
Speaker 3: But it's just so far.
Speaker 4: People talking, and I had to pose it a couple
Speaker 4: of times. There's no guns, there isn't even fighting. I
Speaker 4: I just highly recommend it.
Speaker 2: Hold on. But why did you have to you paused
Speaker 2: it purely to absorb it and go thank you Jesus.
Speaker 4: Because it was making me anxious, like a action movie
Speaker 4: or a bunch of gun play that is required and everything.
Speaker 4: Now it was it was doing the same thing to
Speaker 4: me where I'm like, oh my god, I can hardly
Speaker 4: watch this hush tone conversation anymore.
Speaker 3: It's just good, very good directing.
Speaker 4: I'm of course not explaining it well, but I don't
Speaker 4: want to spoil it for anyone, but everyone.
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 4: I heard, oh yeah, yeah, And it's the Jesse h
Speaker 4: Plemmons and and Kirsten Dunce that were married in Fargo,
Speaker 4: so it's like them.
Speaker 2: Still but and in real life.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I did not know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, tea time is hot tea time?
Speaker 3: Wow, I got none of us knew that.
Speaker 2: They meant on fargo bitch, by the way.
Speaker 6: That would sound like spilled tea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gripping at a high rate of speed off
Speaker 4: the counter.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think the subtlety your The difference here is your
Speaker 2: guys sound effects are so quiet that they're.
Speaker 6: We're realist. We we like to do real ones. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we have that, we have that in the back pocket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got duck Robot. Someone drown with duck by.
Speaker 2: Oh this is ducking duck bot.
Speaker 4: If we'nest listen to my new album duck bot coins.
Speaker 2: Have you invested in loob coins yet? Because there I
Speaker 2: know that people think it's you.
Speaker 6: Know, that's that's the one that everyone saying has got
Speaker 6: the heat right now.
Speaker 2: It's got the heat. It's going to go up up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, no doubt.
Speaker 4: That's what a bunch of guys and backwards hats told me.
Speaker 1: A lot of heat around lube coin.
Speaker 6: I do ethereum bitcoin and then most of it's in
Speaker 6: lube coin right now.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, again, I do reposodo and I don't know what
Speaker 4: were we talking.
Speaker 1: About duck bots doc, but dock bat.
Speaker 2: I was trying to look up. I just watched a
Speaker 2: movie starring Benedict Cumberbauch. It is not on Netflix though
Speaker 2: it was on Amazon Prime, and it was called The
Speaker 2: Electric Life of I think George Mills or Miles And
Speaker 2: do you know from the Victorian England there were those
Speaker 2: paintings of cats and it would be like cats in
Speaker 2: a kitchen cooking something and they had really big eyes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The guy that was the artist that painted those cats.
Speaker 2: Before that cats were not household pets. What he fucking
Speaker 2: made cats were like rodent in the alleyway and he
Speaker 2: basically he had a cat that him and his wife
Speaker 2: adopted that was like in their area and they made
Speaker 2: it their pet and brought it in and loved it,
Speaker 2: and everyone thought they were fun looking insane. His wife
Speaker 2: dies spoiler alert for this movie. And then he starts,
Speaker 2: like in his kind of coping grief craziness, starts painting
Speaker 2: cats just to make himself feel better, and then he
Speaker 2: can't stop and he's doing it like kind of compulsively.
Speaker 2: You have to watch this movie. It is one of
Speaker 2: the most beautifully directed, entertaining true stories. Again, I think
Speaker 2: it's called for some reason I don't have.
Speaker 6: To wait and your things called the what's your thing
Speaker 6: called Chris power of dog boy.
Speaker 1: So he's doing dog and cat stuff.
Speaker 3: I think power the dog, power the dog.
Speaker 4: You're right, Yeah, he's doing all this dog and cat material.
Speaker 4: Well he's not doing guns, and he wasn't English and
Speaker 4: this he he was a Montana He is like so
Speaker 4: many cowboy uh like tough guy cowboy that's only has
Speaker 4: that and they manipulate with it. He's so manipulative and
Speaker 4: the character is so and I know he's never ridden
Speaker 4: horses and been.
Speaker 3: A ranch hand.
Speaker 6: Did you man, someone who's spent time in Montana bumping chess?
Speaker 1: Did you feel like he pulled? Is he pulling it off?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 4: It's maybe the reason that I'm appreciating it now I've
Speaker 4: oversold it. I'm appreciating it so much that on a
Speaker 4: more than a river runs through a level it is
Speaker 4: very Montana.
Speaker 3: I don't even think they probably are. It's probably in
Speaker 3: New Zealand, you know.
Speaker 1: But they's so good. He covered for it. He's so good,
Speaker 1: he really is.
Speaker 6: And did what what is the one that I would
Speaker 6: maybe do a doll up on the one you're talking about, Sharon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should. Actually, it's pretty fascinating because he it's
Speaker 2: so for some reason, I have no Wi Fi on
Speaker 2: my phone. That's fine, nothing nothing, no machine works that
Speaker 2: I haven't. It's so frustrating, but I from memory The
Speaker 2: Electric Life of Louis Wayne of Lewis Wayne. Thank you,
Speaker 2: I'm saying George Mills, Hey, I.
Speaker 3: Got real powerful WiFi here from the neighbors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chess bump, virtual chess, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm still running towards you. People are running from your
Speaker 1: chest bump.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to.
Speaker 1: Say hello to you. I know it seems a passive,
Speaker 1: but it's only filled with love. I've been sneezy. Come
Speaker 1: here there.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, watch that The Electric Life of def Lewis Wayne.
Speaker 3: I will watch it. We're done with this episode.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna watch it as quickly as Chris is,
Speaker 6: but I'm gonna try.
Speaker 3: I'm watch.
Speaker 6: This weekend. Maybe i'll try this. I'm sorry I didn't Saturday.
Speaker 2: It would be better than Sunday, but whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, yeah, well Sunday's yes, Saturday, definitely Saturday.
Speaker 3: I'll be finished by nine pm tonight.
Speaker 2: You can go, Chris.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris is quite a window to watch this.
Speaker 3: By the way, yeaheah, don't have a lot to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. You have to get on your helicopter.
Speaker 1: There, he is like and quietly. I think you might
Speaker 1: have a sheet over it. It's very it's very cool.
Speaker 6: Courtyards over, it's three to five courtyards away.
Speaker 2: Lord, with the quiet helicopters, it would be a good invention. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I just had.
Speaker 3: To know you're right.
Speaker 1: But what would the loudest helicopters sound like? I guess
Speaker 1: the question. Don't you miss the old days, Karen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sure did. I wish i'd been more grateful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like those loud ass coal powered sky trains.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 2: Will you tell us a little bit about the YouTube
Speaker 2: series you did in the pandemic with your mother?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: And will you do an impression of her if you
Speaker 4: feel it comes up naturally?
Speaker 1: Start with an impression my mother? Uh?
Speaker 6: For like, when I told her I was going to
Speaker 6: have lunch with a female friend of mine yesterday, this
Speaker 6: was what she did?
Speaker 1: Oh? And has she uh? Does she is? She?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: It? Is she single? And I go, no, she's married?
Speaker 6: Oh all right, so very British and uh and basically
Speaker 6: you know, there was nothing to do during the pandemic.
Speaker 6: So I was like, and my mother's been on the
Speaker 6: dollop a few times and people like her. So I
Speaker 6: just for a couple of times, I thought we could
Speaker 6: just do these like little videos of me just kind
Speaker 6: of interviewing her. I'd actually thought of it a while
Speaker 6: ago because she would just tell me stuff and I
Speaker 6: would just always be like, not only fascinated by my
Speaker 6: mother's life as a child, but also as my mother
Speaker 6: is like a day to day human being. Yeah, where
Speaker 6: she just has a wall where someone just leaves items
Speaker 6: out and she takes it. How she steals prot like
Speaker 6: she would steal from farms.
Speaker 1: Her and her sister would be like.
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, they're like in their seventies, would
Speaker 6: be like climbing over a fences go and get free
Speaker 6: potatoes or asparagus. My mother was talking about this asparagus
Speaker 6: like you don't understand, it's absolutely the best despair. And
Speaker 6: I'm going okay, and then I went sar and I
Speaker 6: had it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll tell you what, this is really
Speaker 1: good asparagus. Yeah, you're not lying?
Speaker 3: Is she in?
Speaker 1: She's in Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where you're England? Wisconsin? Right, Or is she in England?
Speaker 1: She's she lives in England.
Speaker 3: Was she ever in the States?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when I was a kid.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when when her and my father were still pretending
Speaker 6: that the marriage worked.
Speaker 1: Sure, we all lived in Milwaukee.
Speaker 6: And then when I went to college, she pretty much left,
Speaker 6: maybe like three years after I went to college, went
Speaker 6: back to England.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was it?
Speaker 4: And this is just a shot in the dark, but
Speaker 4: did she leave around the time you got your tattoo?
Speaker 6: Don't know well to answer the time I question, yes,
Speaker 6: but I don't. I'm not really down to sort of
Speaker 6: try to connect these dots that haven't do it.
Speaker 1: That's a are you guys? It's terminal three? How where
Speaker 1: is there?
Speaker 2: We're coming up?
Speaker 6: I see a car that looks like you guys. I'm
Speaker 6: wearing I'm wearing a top hat and a cape.
Speaker 1: Can you see me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh you did? Yeah, I'm doing mainly magic now.
Speaker 6: Yes, I took a back seat mostly magic for the best.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. A lot of people feel really relieved by the move.
Speaker 3: Can I ask the.
Speaker 2: Question when your mom when you did your impression of
Speaker 2: your mom? Was your mom? Uh being? Was she afraid
Speaker 2: to offend you by being direct enough?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think, well, I think she yes. I think she
Speaker 6: didn't want to be overt. But my mother's my mother's
Speaker 6: demurre is never like. She's not very good. She doesn't
Speaker 6: do that very well. I can tell where she's going.
Speaker 6: But she was definitely she didn't want to say is
Speaker 6: it a lunch date? But she wanted it to be
Speaker 6: a lunch date. So she was like, is she Is
Speaker 6: it possible that you could is she? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you sexually attraction? Do you have you? Can you
Speaker 1: kiss her?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Could you kiss her?
Speaker 2: And no?
Speaker 1: One would be mad?
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she wasn't worried that you were going to commit adultery.
Speaker 3: She just wanted it.
Speaker 1: To be if you could steer her maybe do it committed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you'll get in far too old, throw every kitchen
Speaker 7: sink this problem.
Speaker 3: Does she want you to provide a baby?
Speaker 6: No, thankfully my brother's taking care of that. I don't
Speaker 6: even think she's like wants it in any other way
Speaker 6: than she's just like, come on, weird man, find find
Speaker 6: some balance.
Speaker 1: Weird man, enough with the cat toys.
Speaker 3: My dad wants me to he wants another baby happening.
Speaker 6: I'm actually I met one of your sisters in oh yeah,
Speaker 6: or Spokane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she was delightful. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm so glad that you guys met. She thinks you're
Speaker 6: the best she was.
Speaker 2: Is she single?
Speaker 1: And is her marriage a rocky at all?
Speaker 2: The problem?
Speaker 1: Could someone sort of eeke into it?
Speaker 2: I'm ever a long silence that can't be broken for
Speaker 2: some reason.
Speaker 1: Oh, Goffey never shuts up.
Speaker 4: I'm sad to say, Gareth that she is happily married
Speaker 4: and nothing is ever on the rock?
Speaker 3: How'd I do?
Speaker 1: How is that really good?
Speaker 2: I thought it was great, almost like a royal element.
Speaker 4: I can only do royal or drunk ex fucking like
Speaker 4: military Statham.
Speaker 1: Guy, that's a great Sorry, that's a guy the chopper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not the pilot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but uh no, So she.
Speaker 1: Very yes, very sweet.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I definitely came from a place where she's like,
Speaker 6: you know, I mean, wants me to have someone. She's
Speaker 6: following that all. But she had a horrible divorce. I
Speaker 6: don't know what she's pressing me.
Speaker 2: That she knows the difference, she knows the lack, she
Speaker 2: knows what it feels like. She wants her son to
Speaker 2: be happy and have a full life.
Speaker 6: Well it's not happening if I can get my cat
Speaker 6: sucking for my teeth.
Speaker 1: That'll be about.
Speaker 2: Why don't you show her that cumber bench.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll take her out to the cumber bench. I'll
Speaker 6: just have jose on my teeth.
Speaker 1: Mother.
Speaker 6: There's something I need to tell you. This has been
Speaker 6: going on for a while. Happy actually prove my friend's
Speaker 6: name was cat. Oh, this is perfect.
Speaker 1: You should marry a cat.
Speaker 2: Did you say this is perfect on purpose? Chris?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to commit to the multiple.
Speaker 3: Rs I saw in my mind.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to. That's why that that's chemistry. I
Speaker 1: know how many rs are in this.
Speaker 2: I know what the he's doing over there, and I'm yeah,
Speaker 2: there we go, there we have it. So I didn't,
Speaker 2: having not watched the series.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, can we should we stop her hand down?
Speaker 6: And you want to handle it? How do we want
Speaker 6: to handle this crisis of the episode.
Speaker 2: Just a quick explanation of what you guys would do
Speaker 2: in these videos.
Speaker 6: To contain it in words, but it's so vast. Basically,
Speaker 6: I would just in the eleventh hour come up with
Speaker 6: something stupid, like my mother had a hedgehog that she
Speaker 6: was feeding. Yeah, these were like the things. It's just this,
Speaker 6: these boring English things that just fascinate me, and I
Speaker 6: pine for my life to be sort of revolving around
Speaker 6: how do I what what should I feed the hedgehog?
Speaker 6: And so one episode, I was giving my mother facts
Speaker 6: about hedgehogs, and I made up some facts and I
Speaker 6: gave her true and false and she fell for you know,
Speaker 6: she'd fall from my fake ones. And then I got
Speaker 6: my Scottish uncle who is just psychotic on a number
Speaker 6: of times, and he.
Speaker 1: Would just say the craziest shit.
Speaker 6: And then the inside the behind the scenes of pandemics.
Speaker 6: I don't want to, you know, peel the curtain back
Speaker 6: too far. But my uncle, who's never liked anything I've
Speaker 6: done in my career, started watching his episodes, like to
Speaker 6: a point where family members were going like, hey, just
Speaker 6: what's going on, Like he would be showing it to
Speaker 6: strange so he like hollywooded out in his own weird
Speaker 6: little way, like it was all just so delicious. And
Speaker 6: it went on for basically a full year, and it
Speaker 6: was just yeah, just constantly, all right. I brought like
Speaker 6: friends of mine on who my mother knew, and I
Speaker 6: would surprise her with friends and I just would try
Speaker 6: to create like a fun world other, even though she
Speaker 6: did at times become a diva where she'd be like,
Speaker 6: could we do noon? I just I get so tired
Speaker 6: if we do it, you know to go okay, let's
Speaker 6: all relax.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: That's so sweet. You got her friends on and she
Speaker 4: was surprised that they were.
Speaker 1: There, My friends. I would like friends.
Speaker 6: Of mine that she got flu your neighbor the Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: And not you and not you.
Speaker 6: Took a lot to get her here during a pandemic,
Speaker 6: but I wanted to surprise you with.
Speaker 1: Your friend say hello.
Speaker 2: She could have been on zoom too, but I flew
Speaker 2: around looking.
Speaker 1: It's only two windows. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3: Mom? She used to be two literal windows away.
Speaker 6: Now, but now this window zoom zoom window.
Speaker 2: Gareth being raised by a British woman, do you feel
Speaker 2: the meat welcome around like three pm to have a
Speaker 2: cup of tea and eat cookies and candy, which is
Speaker 2: to me the most magical tradition of that country and culture.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, certain, certainly the mid afternoon, Nash absolutely, and I
Speaker 6: stopped drinking tea probably about a year before the pandemic,
Speaker 6: and then not through the pandemic. And then I went
Speaker 6: back like two months ago, and I realized that I
Speaker 6: am English because it is alcohol, like I am an alcoholic.
Speaker 6: With tea, I can have none of it, but if
Speaker 6: I'm going to have it, I will be like funneling it,
Speaker 6: like it'll be like a binge tea session.
Speaker 1: So yes, to answer.
Speaker 6: Your question, I can't imagine not having tea around three.
Speaker 2: What's that like, Chris?
Speaker 1: Why sound like to not have tea around that tent?
Speaker 4: It's just utter silence, that's exactly right, just like a
Speaker 4: helicopter if there's a helicopter.
Speaker 6: In the neighborhood very quickly. This is how I knew
Speaker 6: I wanted to live where my family in England lives.
Speaker 6: Once when they saw a helicopter and they couldn't get
Speaker 6: over it, and they were all just like.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at it, bloody helse fly it all over there.
Speaker 7: Isn't he Oh it's so look at all the trees
Speaker 7: are all shaking. Listen to the wind blowing from the helicopter.
Speaker 7: It sounds like it's a force of nature, but it's
Speaker 7: actually just the breeze. I think I can't really tell the.
Speaker 2: Chris, are you just putting your mouth on your microphone
Speaker 2: because I.
Speaker 4: Can't do it into a mic. It's a it's a
Speaker 4: it's a live action trick.
Speaker 6: Well, okay, let's book the theater. When Karen what, yes,
Speaker 6: do you guys have the show calendar?
Speaker 1: Let's use think the theater.
Speaker 2: I say, let's do End of Jan twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Writer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dynasty typewriter, Dynasty typewriter show. Oh god, Dynasty typewriter
Speaker 2: or a different typewriter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, true, Legacy typewriter. That's like Santa Monica. That's the
Speaker 6: Santa Monica location.
Speaker 1: Legacy. Just it's almost be fun just to open that,
Speaker 1: just to see what they do Whereica. It's way different.
Speaker 2: Jamie Flan, Yeah, let's go, Jamie, you want to.
Speaker 3: Cat it just turns into a knife fight. Oh terrible.
Speaker 2: I do love that theater though. It is like, here's
Speaker 2: here's why I believe in me flam because he saw
Speaker 2: that theater and went, this is a perfect size for comedy.
Speaker 2: It is literally this very slight grade to the audience.
Speaker 2: The big it's a big size audience, but not crazy.
Speaker 2: It's just like a packed house. It's just a perfect
Speaker 2: theater for stand up.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 6: And it's also like it's cool like the backstage is cool,
Speaker 6: Like everything's just kind of cool. It's and they've got
Speaker 6: like a room with records and ship. I've spent days
Speaker 6: in there. Yeah, wow, like me in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure it's on it there. Hey,
Speaker 4: what's the best gig you've done? Like, where have you
Speaker 4: gone lately? Where you're like, oh man, christ Fairbanks should
Speaker 4: come here?
Speaker 6: Well, my first gig back. And that's how I that's
Speaker 6: the way I know. Obviously Chris wouldn't love it. Christian
Speaker 6: do this one. Christ would be here. They have great
Speaker 6: people here. Christian come here. My first show that I
Speaker 6: had booked, it ended up not being my first show
Speaker 6: back because I I can't remember, but it was Hawaii.
Speaker 6: I went to Hawaii and I did one show and
Speaker 6: it was like I was there. I should have been
Speaker 6: there longer. But then I ended up getting another gig,
Speaker 6: so I went from Hawaii to Kansas City, which is
Speaker 6: the very simple transition.
Speaker 4: Yeah you don't wearing flower shirts the whole time in
Speaker 4: Kansas City.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's but that's how I felt. Though I
Speaker 6: did want to be I was just like, you know,
Speaker 6: in Hawaii they have play like.
Speaker 1: You just can't.
Speaker 6: I've never been there before, but everywhere I was, like,
Speaker 6: in Hawaii, they have a lot of the food trucks,
Speaker 6: there's a central But wait, what island were you on?
Speaker 1: I was a Maui.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 4: I always ask that and the answer means nothing to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, it means so much to me because I've
Speaker 2: never I don't know every island.
Speaker 4: Have I mentioned this before a lot of people don't
Speaker 4: believe me. There is not a single snake in Hawaii.
Speaker 4: What no snakes?
Speaker 1: That's right? Here was this one for four days?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in the grass.
Speaker 2: Che This is why we test.
Speaker 1: But that is a gig. You should definitely do that
Speaker 1: Hawaii gig.
Speaker 6: I'd never been to Hawaii, and I know Maui's like people,
Speaker 6: but I was like, holy shit, that was the best. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but you know, I was a Comedy on State. That
Speaker 6: club is the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's maybe the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would put it right up there, no doubt of.
Speaker 3: All the comedy specific clubs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where this is Kansas City.
Speaker 4: That was Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin, the capitol.
Speaker 6: And then I was in Connecticut and it was let's
Speaker 6: just say, it seems like they don't get huge crowds
Speaker 6: where I was at. But they had these two enormous
Speaker 6: screens on the side of the stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where they had me on.
Speaker 3: This isn't that great.
Speaker 1: It was, but I was like, there's like thirty people.
Speaker 1: I was like, we all, yeah, it's Madison Square gard.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 1: It took out a very sort of.
Speaker 6: Like sad, like turn them off, please, please turn these off.
Speaker 4: I had one I open for Daniel Tosh for years
Speaker 4: and they just wanted to see him and I would struggle,
Speaker 4: but it was good for me to be in like
Speaker 4: Vegas at a big theater and I would usually eat it.
Speaker 1: Really but.
Speaker 2: Yes, every time he has no idea on stage, he
Speaker 2: has no idea. His opinion is always well.
Speaker 4: One time even I agree, Oh my god. I did
Speaker 4: very well and they very much liked me. And so
Speaker 4: I went to the top of the theater to see
Speaker 4: what was wrong and it Yeah, there was a screen
Speaker 4: that was zoomed in, catching every subtlety of a person's face.
Speaker 3: And even if I'm at the Hollywood Bowl, you know.
Speaker 4: Watching Van Halen or whatever, I'm watching those screens. I'm
Speaker 4: not watching the little blurry guy on stage. I'm watching
Speaker 4: the big screens. I think screens are great.
Speaker 1: I thought you.
Speaker 6: Said, Dan Halen for a minute, and I just can't
Speaker 6: stop thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Got a brother that no one talks about a music.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's kind of a bluegrass type of guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jan Halen as.
Speaker 1: Much as well.
Speaker 2: Shit, we did a theater in Las Vegas that had
Speaker 2: those huge screens, and unfortunately I had bought a dress
Speaker 2: because George and I decided to wear wearing black dresses
Speaker 2: at our live shows, and so I wanted to be
Speaker 2: wearing a new black dress, and so I went and
Speaker 2: grabbed a dress and I think it was like the
Speaker 2: gap outletter somewhere, and I just get got my size,
Speaker 2: but I didn't try it on. So then we get
Speaker 2: there and I go to do the show and it
Speaker 2: is like rated.
Speaker 3: Like r y oh, it's like a duili or mash
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: No, just was a like a very deep v plunging.
Speaker 2: It was just strange, and so every time I would
Speaker 2: turn my head it was just like my huge boobs
Speaker 2: on the screen. I was like, says, I can't perform
Speaker 2: at this. I didn't want it to be this way
Speaker 2: and I'm not doing it. I'm purpose and there's kind
Speaker 2: of nothing I can do about it now. It was
Speaker 2: just it was so it was a nightmare.
Speaker 6: Did you realize before you went out or when you
Speaker 6: were out there where you're like, my goodness, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Oh? Before I was trying to do a bunch of stuff,
Speaker 2: like I was like, I need to get where the
Speaker 2: V stops. I need to actually bring that up three
Speaker 2: inches like it was because it's like it's just it's
Speaker 2: the kind of thing like a kind of a tall,
Speaker 2: skinny girl could completely get away with. But like you know,
Speaker 2: chesty girls learn early, like you don't want to be like,
Speaker 2: what's up Blos Vegan around Fairbanks?
Speaker 1: He'll run right into that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I like the buf.
Speaker 2: The big ones, like Chris, I'm trying to do a
Speaker 2: live podcast.
Speaker 1: You see me running, puffing out, I'm jumping. He ran
Speaker 1: here from La. Oh I'm I'm so out of breath.
Speaker 3: But I sall have enough for the.
Speaker 6: Helicopter for part of it. Yeah, that's like when you
Speaker 6: should have TVs. You should because you have so many
Speaker 6: people there. She was just like, do you want to
Speaker 6: see this guy you could see right in front of me,
Speaker 6: bigger there he is. If you want the bigger one,
Speaker 6: you can show him and it'll register.
Speaker 4: Even sometimes when a comedy club you're performing and there's
Speaker 4: a monitor next to you with your name, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, why is my name? Then?
Speaker 4: I mean, we're really shoving me in their faces here.
Speaker 2: And taking a strong stance about you the headliner, look
Speaker 2: at him.
Speaker 3: Let him go, Chris, And there's his name.
Speaker 2: Face it said Sean Sean Penn.
Speaker 3: There he is.
Speaker 1: And Chris, when did you cut your hair down?
Speaker 6: Because the last time I visually saw you you really
Speaker 6: did something impressive over the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm really the minute I cut it off
Speaker 4: and Karen was telling me I would probably feel better,
Speaker 4: my life got better. Yeah, really, Yeah, it's like a fable. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's the opposite of Samson. I've gained my strength from
Speaker 4: getting rid.
Speaker 3: Of the hair.
Speaker 4: Now a beast if chained between two pillars, they would
Speaker 4: topple my friends.
Speaker 1: What would it sound like the.
Speaker 3: Dog was under there?
Speaker 1: I hope that dog's okay.
Speaker 2: I'm dying.
Speaker 3: My last wish is.
Speaker 2: To get air lifted out. Oh do you want to
Speaker 2: nurse a cat?
Speaker 4: A conch with the human peanut butter of a high
Speaker 4: fruit grossed polume.
Speaker 1: I have a helicopter.
Speaker 6: Bring it in, kude, What would it sound like a helicopter?
Speaker 2: What it sound like if a quiet helicopter landed on
Speaker 2: a dead dollar far away?
Speaker 3: Oh? Have I ruined the episode with my helicopter?
Speaker 2: We some of the hell are you kidding me? It's
Speaker 2: a genius rum.
Speaker 1: Don't you pull this to tours ship with us? Chris,
Speaker 1: It's not happening.
Speaker 2: Noakay, Chris, no way.
Speaker 4: Well I yeah, it looks like you've been having fun
Speaker 4: out there, and I'm excited not to join you because
Speaker 4: that'd be weird if we both did the same show.
Speaker 3: For you to join me, it would be a booking issue, probably.
Speaker 1: Well potentially, but still. We'll have our name on monitors.
Speaker 2: You could split sets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have our name when they'll know what's up
Speaker 1: there because we.
Speaker 2: Have exactly you each do twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3: It's simultaneous, exactly.
Speaker 2: I'll call Flappers and get this figured out.
Speaker 6: Really honestly, we're really ready to go, and Flappers is
Speaker 6: the spot.
Speaker 2: This is where we're going to launch this time, absolutely
Speaker 2: launch these guys too.
Speaker 6: Quiet helicopter that would the back to back, like, I
Speaker 6: can't wait till he's off stage. I can do my
Speaker 6: d Danny Halen stuffed might as well sit as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love Dan Daniel Hayden.
Speaker 1: It's Dan Halen.
Speaker 6: I don't want to jump in it's Daniel Hayden's a
Speaker 6: different guy. I'm not allowed to talk about him on shows.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's okay. You can edit that out. Put
Speaker 6: the chop, put a chopper sound over that.
Speaker 2: At least that's.
Speaker 1: That's the.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And you can still hear what they're saying because
Speaker 6: it's so far away, it's so quiet.
Speaker 2: It doesn't cover.
Speaker 1: It sounded like bad audio. I fully heard him.
Speaker 2: I heard him, and I was irritated. Is that how
Speaker 2: you censor?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I heard him and I was like, I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 6: not very good cover. Speaking of good covers, have you
Speaker 6: heard of sit.
Speaker 1: Hell of a cover so good?
Speaker 2: Is there anything you want to plug?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or is there a final topic you would like to
Speaker 2: finally address on yeah?
Speaker 3: Or anything conclusionary?
Speaker 6: Wow, there's a lot of pressure at the end. I
Speaker 6: don't remember there being this much pressure at the end before, but.
Speaker 2: There was a ton of the beginning though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you.
Speaker 3: Think people learn to what's the most important thing?
Speaker 6: I think what they've learned is that if you believe
Speaker 6: in your sound effects, that's what matters. You could sit
Speaker 6: think of Michael Winslow, but before he started making his
Speaker 6: sound effects, you know, he was probably there and his
Speaker 6: dad was probably like, oh, be quiet, just play with
Speaker 6: the fire truck. I'm watching the game. And he was like,
Speaker 6: someday I'll use this power for good. But he probably
Speaker 6: had to hide it and sort of keep it to himself.
Speaker 6: But he'd be in his room, you know, stuff like that, slowly,
Speaker 6: much like Jim Carrey with the faces, just this private relationship.
Speaker 1: With him and his mouth. Don't Chris, don't take it dirty.
Speaker 6: And I don't do it, Chris, I'm.
Speaker 3: Got a rib remove.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? That I'd like
Speaker 1: helicoptered out if possible.
Speaker 6: And then eventually he found he found his audience, and
Speaker 6: then it was just the wind in his sail that
Speaker 6: he needed and that would sound like and that's very
Speaker 6: good and and and I think that's what matters. If
Speaker 6: if you believe it's good, it's good. Have nobody's gonna
Speaker 6: buy your sound effects. Until you buy your sound effects.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 6: I'll be a Flappers tonight at eight thirty and there's
Speaker 6: a nine to forty five.
Speaker 3: That's a quick set.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 6: I do twenty two. I'm waiting for my other half.
Speaker 6: No that that would be my final topic. And you
Speaker 6: know you can listen to my podcast The doll Up
Speaker 6: and go to garethrenods dot com for all tour information.
Speaker 6: To go to dollar podcast dot com for to information there.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'll just pay you for an uber we give
Speaker 3: want to do the shoe? Can't you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You again?
Speaker 1: I have a cape and a hat bag. The bag
Speaker 1: has a cape too.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you put a cape on your magic bag.
Speaker 2: This Tuesday night traffic.
Speaker 6: It doesn't look trafficking from where I am, so, I
Speaker 6: don't know which terminal you guys are in.
Speaker 1: A pat Do the cut? Do the United cut through? Karen?
Speaker 1: Circle around? What we're stuck? How much does the car have?
Speaker 1: Does it have enough?
Speaker 3: Karen's out of power?
Speaker 2: It hardly has any obvious Do you hear that it
Speaker 2: was bacon frying?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Car one hundred percent died. Did you put bacon in
Speaker 6: the charge, Karen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, real thin strips.
Speaker 3: It was a bad idea I know doesn't.
Speaker 4: Know about she doesn't know take the over please, I'll
Speaker 4: take the uber now.
Speaker 1: You get I'll take the uber. The car was running
Speaker 1: on bacon. You got to figure that out, misskill Gareff.
Speaker 2: Please I will, I promise, Lord, but.
Speaker 4: We'll rebook you and actually record an episode soon.
Speaker 1: Let's do one I'd love to be on.
Speaker 2: That will be something fun, it'll be great.
Speaker 3: We'll look for something to look forward to. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Excited you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?
Speaker 1: Dyn Aar.
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Speaker 2: Produced by Analise Nelson, engineered by Stephen Ray Morris, mixed
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Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks.
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