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Speaker 3: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger whine a girl,

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Speaker 3: and I will continue to be for the foreseeable future.

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Speaker 3: You're you're catching me fresh off a you know, the

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Speaker 3: day after a migraine. So this is a new me.

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Speaker 3: I've got a new lease on life. I'm looking at

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Speaker 3: the way I'm going to take advantage of it is

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Speaker 3: I'm going to have a zoom conversation with my fantastic guest.

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Speaker 3: You may have heard of her, Georgia hard Stark. Georgia,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to.

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Speaker 4: I said, no gifts, Richard, thank you, it's great to

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Speaker 5: Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever get migraines?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that sucks. I feel you.

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Speaker 3: It is the worst I realized yesterday when this happened

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Speaker 4: You can't even like, yeah, chill out and eat like

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. That and heartburn, I feel like, are

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Speaker 4: There's no way to understand how awful they are.

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Speaker 4: Okay. I've had the ones where it's like, oh, you

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Speaker 4: Why do you get migraines? Is something I know.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just genetic. I get it about once

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a writer, and like a comic, you have

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Speaker 4: It's just like it's just rich people having rich people problems.

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Speaker 4: That's I probably could use that. I think everyone could

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Speaker 3: I bought my house from your therapist.

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Speaker 3: I'm putting in an order for your trophy now and

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Speaker 4: It's for you? My mom always taught me you have

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00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,719
Speaker 4: to bring a hostess gift. You have to send a

441
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Speaker 4: thank you get like. It's just you're a bad person

442
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 4: if you don't. So it's right more about me?

443
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so this is maybe I can just thrust

444
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,479
Speaker 3: this onto you and clean my hands.

445
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Speaker 4: Yes, do you want me to open the gift? You should?

446
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 4: I think you should. And it's exciting for me because

447
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 4: now I get to explain my gift giving. Uh what plant?

448
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:14,160
Speaker 4: What is it like? A gift giving thing? I do? Yes,

449
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,959
Speaker 4: I'm really bad at giving gifts and it gives me

450
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 4: so much anxiety because it's hard.

451
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 3: Right, So why does it give you anxiety.

452
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 4: Because I think I'm going to get it wrong. What

453
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 4: if the person hates it? You know, I have I

454
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 4: spent enough money about you know what's the proto?

455
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Speaker 2: Right right?

456
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: There are a lot of factors there.

457
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, so recent like a couple of years ago, I

458
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 4: figured out a way that works. So open the small

459
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 4: one first.

460
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Speaker 3: Okay, it's in this kind of beautiful, kind of a

461
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 3: wintry rap, I would say.

462
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 4: Yes, And I need to apologize to you for that

463
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 4: rap because it has glitter all over it, and now

464
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,400
Speaker 4: your house is going to be like mine is fucking

465
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 4: covered in glitter.

466
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 3: I took some photos with the gift prior to this,

467
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 3: with the Instagram or whatever, and looked down at my

468
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 3: hands immediately after I thought, I'll wonderful covered it glitter.

469
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 4: My cats have glitter all or like. It's everywhere now,

470
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 4: So I'm sorry.

471
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 3: I don't think that that's you know, people complain about

472
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 3: glitter getting everywhere. Who cares? Glitter is a fun thing

473
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:16,239
Speaker 3: to look at, true, it just makes everything shiny. I'm

474
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 3: actually now saying that there's there's literally glitter under my nostril.

475
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah you're gonna Oh, I thought your nose was running

476
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 4: this whole time. I swear to God, which I have

477
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 4: asked someone whose nose is constantly running out. Know if

478
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 4: you already saw me white my nose on my dress

479
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 4: a minute ago. I appreciated that, and.

480
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 3: I wanted to be very clear with you. That is

481
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 3: glitter that I cannot remove from my face.

482
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm like I felt like a kinship

483
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 4: with you because I have such bad allergies.

484
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 3: I just okay, I'm gonna open the So what I.

485
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 4: Do now is I find out what state the person's from.

486
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 4: And so I hired a private investigator and found out

487
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 4: you were from.

488
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 3: Utah, right, Okay, I wish this was something from Missouri

489
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 3: or some Yeah, when I got it wrong, I paid

490
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 3: a privacy investigator one thousand dollars.

491
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 4: Then I opened a guaranteed me. So I go to

492
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 4: Etsy and I put in like Utah vintage, the same

493
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 4: and vintage, and then I'm able to find which is

494
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 4: like totally my style, like Kitschy souvenirs from that person's

495
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,239
Speaker 4: home state. That's genius. Yes, so open that one.

496
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to open this up. I feel like I've

497
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 3: been doing a bad job of getting the wrapping audio recently,

498
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 3: so we're gonna.

499
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Speaker 4: Re at Asmri.

500
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like there's at least one listener that

501
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 3: just really appreciates.

502
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, hearing a little crinkle opening gifts.

503
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 3: Oh oh, this is beautiful Utah shot class. With all

504
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 3: of these different Utah You've got the Bryce CanYa National Park,

505
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 3: Zion National Park.

506
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 4: Zion.

507
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Speaker 3: By the way, a lot of people say you can

508
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 3: tell someone's not from Utah when they call Zion.

509
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 4: I didn't Zion.

510
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 3: It's called yeh. That's a little Utah secret. If you're

511
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: trying to infiltrate the Utah community, you're gonna want to

512
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 3: see Zion do the lazy pronunciation of Zion.

513
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 4: That's good to know.

514
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 3: You've got the Beehive it's the Beehive State. And then

515
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 3: dinosaur Land, which shout out to Stephen Ray Morris, he's

516
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 3: been to dinosaur Land. Wow, it's in I believe Vernal, Utah,

517
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 3: which is I think it's kind of like an old,

518
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 3: maybe decrepit dinosaur museum.

519
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: Cute.

520
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 4: Well, because I think that looks like it's from the sixties.

521
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

522
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Oh my god, this is beautiful.

523
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 4: I have to be honest, I thought it was a

524
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 4: full sized glass when I bought it. And then it

525
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 4: came and it's a shot class.

526
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: So that's the trick of Etsy because I hold up

527
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 3: here and that looks just like a full sized glass.

528
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 4: Right, So I thought that was cute. And then for

529
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 4: the other gift, as I was scrolling that, I found

530
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 4: this other thing that isn't vintage, but it made me

531
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 4: crack up. So there's this artist named Amber Cher. She's

532
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 4: in like an illustrator and graphic designer, okay, and she

533
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 4: had this great idea so you can start opening that

534
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:09,239
Speaker 4: where she draws these beautiful posters of national parks and

535
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 4: she was like, I need something extra for this, So

536
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 4: she went on to Yelp and found one star reviews

537
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 4: of national parks and takes a quote from them and

538
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 4: puts it on the poster. So I found one from

539
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 4: Utah and it had a quote, and genius, I got

540
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 4: it framed for you. This is incredible. Isn't that gorgeous?

541
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 3: It says a disappointment to us across the type of

542
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 3: the top of the Canyon Lands National Park.

543
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 4: It's beautiful photo disappointed. And some motherfucker went there to

544
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 4: this gorgeous fucking place that's nature talking and went on

545
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 4: Yelp and wrote a disappointment to us, and people will

546
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 4: write like too many trees or like not worth it,

547
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 4: and then she'll in beautiful scripts write it and I'm

548
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 4: just genius Amber share. Yeah, let me find her instagram

549
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 4: real quick.

550
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 3: That is tremendous a disappointment to us. What are people?

551
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 4: What motivates someone to get on yelp for this? The

552
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 4: instagram is called subpar parks and it's like amazingly boring

553
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 4: and didn't arrive on time, total waste, don't bother, Like

554
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,479
Speaker 4: it's just not worth the hype of like a beach

555
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 4: scene and what are you expecting all? Yeah, a commercoaster

556
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 4: and a Denny's. It's all people want, so yeah, I

557
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 4: love it.

558
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 5: This sort of thing.

559
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 3: To me with national parks, it's like you can get

560
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 3: on the internet and see photos of what you're going

561
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 3: to see, like where is the element of surprise here?

562
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: No?

563
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 4: Or like not reading your expectations of like what a

564
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 4: national park should fucking be?

565
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't, I mean one of these. I haven't

566
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 3: visited the Grand Canyon yet, and it's specifically for this

567
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 3: reason because I think cartoons really lied to me as

568
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: a child about what the Grand Canyon actually is, and

569
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: I feel like, when I get there, I'm going to

570
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 3: just have to restructure in my mind of this is incredible.

571
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 3: It's not just a huge, a deep hole in the ground.

572
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 3: It's more than that.

573
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 4: It is, so you're you're worried you're going to be

574
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 4: overwhelmed instead of underwhelmed both.

575
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 3: I think it's going to be a confusing thing where

576
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, this isn't just something that evil and

577
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: evil flies over and it's just essentially a v in

578
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 3: the ground.

579
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 4: Right or like what's his name, Wiley coyote hangs over

580
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 4: before he falls to the bottom of it. I went

581
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 4: when I was like, my dad used to take us

582
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 4: camping every summer, which is I don't camp anymore because

583
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 4: I fucking traumatize from it. But so we went to

584
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 4: the Grand Canyon once when I was really young, and

585
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 4: I definitely remember it being like overwhel like bigger than

586
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 4: you thought it would be and more beautiful and like incredible.

587
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: When you say bigger than you thought it would be,

588
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 3: do you mean just more vast. Yes, that just takes

589
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 3: up a larger piece of because I kind of picture

590
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 3: like walking up and being able to just like look

591
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 3: into the center of the Earth, and clearly that's not

592
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 3: what it is.

593
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 4: No, it's very vast and very crevicey, no cavernous, no

594
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 4: crevicey and shaggedy like craggy, craggy is that the word towering?

595
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 4: And you know you can see like you can see

596
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 4: how old the earth is because of the lot the

597
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 4: line like in a tree. You know it's aggressive. And

598
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 4: then you're like, okay, this is definitely from like a

599
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 4: meteor right, like.

600
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 3: Something it's crashed here.

601
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 4: You definitely feel like, oh, we're so tiny on this planet.

602
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 3: I love to feel just as insignificant as possible.

603
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 4: It's definitely like this, Oh our ants, and this is

604
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 4: this is a simulation. Absolutely.

605
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 3: Are you a big National park person?

606
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to go anywhere. I like to

607
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 4: stay at home. I don't honestly don't want to go hiking.

608
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to get murdered if I go hiking.

609
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 4: Of course, sorry to bring that up on this. This

610
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: is not my favorite murder.

611
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 3: This is Look, this is We do not talk about

612
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: murder on this podcast because my bosses will shut me down.

613
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: I've tried to turn it into a podcast exclusively about

614
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 3: my favorite murders, and I got a season to sist

615
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: and so we've had to kind of steer away from that.

616
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 3: Back to the gifts portion. What was the last national

617
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 3: park you were at?

618
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 4: It might have been the Grand Canyon.

619
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Speaker 3: As a child, the most traumatic trip to a national park?

620
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to be as a kid, big sirn too.

621
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 4: That might be it.

622
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 5: Joshua Tree.

623
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 4: Oh that's a national park.

624
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 3: Is the national park? I think it is because there's

625
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: a nation forest is the other thing?

626
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 4: Ah? Okay, national things.

627
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 3: National things. I feel like Joshua Tree was my last nache.

628
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 3: I love a national park like nature. You're in the nature,

629
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 3: I yeah. But Gym's not so much. He refuses to

630
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 3: camp so that we run into and he doesn't like

631
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 3: to hike.

632
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 4: So, you know, I like those things and I want

633
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 4: to do them, but I don't want to. I just

634
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 4: want to be there. I don't want to drive, right,

635
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 4: I don't want to deal with other people or traffic.

636
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 3: You know, Well, this is what the where I run

637
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 3: into trouble is. I'm not motivated. So the idea of

638
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: doing those things is terrific. Yeah, but I need like

639
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 3: a friend who you know, I feel like I'm surrounded

640
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: by people who actively do these things. And I'm not

641
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 3: I need one of them to adopt me.

642
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like if neither you don't want to do it,

643
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 4: it's just not going to happen. Like Vince and I, I

644
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 4: keep saying I want to do it. I want to

645
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 4: do it, and then I'm like, but I'm not motivated

646
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 4: enough to like buy camping gear. I don't know what

647
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 4: we need. Oh yeah I know, and like plan the

648
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 4: trip and where we're gonna stay.

649
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 3: It's just well, and with camping gear is such an investment.

650
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, what if I like the idea of camping,

651
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 3: I go and spend one thousand dollars on camping equipment

652
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: and then realize, oh, the idea was what I liked,

653
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 3: but I actually hate sleeping on the ground.

654
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 4: Now that's what's going to happen. I think you can

655
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 4: rent RVs, which seems like a cool Oh that's not

656
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 4: a bad idea. Yeah, I mean, but I.

657
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be behind the wheel of an RV exactly.

658
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 4: Now you got to find a driver, and I would

659
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 4: love to hire a driver for an RV. Like it's

660
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 4: a limo ooh, Like what if they have like a

661
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 4: what's it called that we don't use any more car

662
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 4: share ride share.

663
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 3: Oh they should have like it should just be called

664
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 3: camper or.

665
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can be like you could put in

666
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 4: your app and be like pick me up here and

667
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 4: drop me off here and then get the fuck out

668
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 4: of here. Oh my god. And they can trail they

669
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 4: can put their car on the trailer. Oh and then the.

670
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah I think they have like a motorcycle on top

671
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 3: of the RV but they drive off of it off

672
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: and love you.

673
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like you have to pay extra for like

674
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 4: a rad trick when they jump when off ARV. Yeah.

675
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 3: I love imagining just a bunch of loose RVs driving

676
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: around waiting to be summoned to people's homes, circling.

677
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 4: Certain neighborhoods, and then those neighborhoods get angry and like

678
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 4: file it motioned.

679
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I could get into that.

680
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

681
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 3: I haven't been in a ride share since pre COVID.

682
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 3: People are kind of still doing it, which to me

683
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 3: seems dangerous.

684
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 4: It seems like something that you you should only do

685
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 4: if you like have to. I mean, I have a

686
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 4: have friends who are still riding the bus to work

687
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 4: because terrible. Yeah, before COVID. Yeah, in LA at least

688
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 4: just rough.

689
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like have to get on the bus right now,

690
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 3: and so many people have to do it. It's like, oh,

691
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: what a bizarre world.

692
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 4: Bless you. Yeah, those are the people who should get

693
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 4: the vaccines first.

694
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, if you're on public transport in any way,

695
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 3: you should get a vaccine along with half of the

696
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 3: medical community eight whatever through it. Yes, and I think

697
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: that would work.

698
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 4: I don't know. Have you been to Utah. Yeah, I've

699
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 4: been to Salt Lake City a couple of times, a

700
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 4: couple of shows there. But I also went, like in

701
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 4: high school for some reason with a boyfriend, and uh,

702
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 4: it's lovely solidity, A lot of it's lovely. Yeah.

703
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of complications that come along

704
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 3: with the state, but altally, the natural element is truly beautiful.

705
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. And the people were all really nice, but it

706
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 4: might have been because they were all like college students

707
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 4: from other places you're saying.

708
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 3: I mean, at least to your face, most people in

709
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: Utah will be very sweet. Yeah, And there are so

710
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 3: many wonderful so many my aunts. I've got some wonderful aunts.

711
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 3: We're fans of this podcast.

712
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 2: I love that.

713
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: But then there are, as with any community, a lot

714
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 3: of garbage people. But what are you going to do?

715
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 4: I mean, where are you going to go? Or there's

716
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 4: not at least this small population of jerks, right, but

717
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 4: your aunt's going to be mad that I cursed so much.

718
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 3: No, my aunts are very my. You know, I've got

719
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: several ants that I have no contact with anymore, and

720
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 3: I'm sure they're lovely. But you know, shout out to

721
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: Aunt Rosemary.

722
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 4: You know she's Rosemary in Utah. Is going to be

723
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 4: mad that this young lady I'm forty on your podcast

724
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 4: had such a filthy mouth. No, Aunt rose apologized to

725
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 4: Anta Rosemary.

726
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 3: Aunt Rosemary. She loves to listen, she's very fun, she's

727
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: very easy going, and we love Aunt Rosemary.

728
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 4: I apologize to her and no one else.

729
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 3: I want you to apologize to Aunt Allison, Aunt Laura. Okay,

730
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 3: the rest of the ants are on their own.

731
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 4: If you're an aunt, I'm fucking sorry.

732
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 3: This shot class. I mean, despite being very small, I

733
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 3: feel like I may fill with milk and have with

734
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: my cookies and uh, we'll see what happens. Do you

735
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 3: have many shot glasses?

736
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 4: I only have a couple. I feel like they're a

737
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 4: little ghost to have around your house. You know what

738
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 4: I mean. It's like, do you definitely have a poster

739
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 4: tack to your wall if you have a large collection

740
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 4: of shot glasses. So I have a couple of vintage

741
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 4: ones and like, you know, measuring ones.

742
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 3: Measuring oh for like mixed drinks and this sort of Yeah.

743
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 4: For mixed drinks or for baking and stuff. And then

744
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 4: but I don't take many shots, that's right.

745
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 3: I would love for you to just be at home

746
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 3: taking shots.

747
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, only when I'm really nervous and about to do

748
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 4: like a show of some sort.

749
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 3: Right, But you know, a mid day shot doesn't feels

750
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: a little bit in quarantine? Do you have to say?

751
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 4: Anything goes? I don't know.

752
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe we should play a game.

753
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 4: Do you want to play a game? I always want

754
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 4: to play a game.

755
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 5: Do you want to play?

756
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 3: We have the options gift or a curse or Gift Master,

757
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: which I do feel like I need to tell people

758
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 3: the home version is now now available.

759
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 4: You've got to get it.

760
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 3: I just got it too, and I was I mean,

761
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 3: I wrote the whole thing and I was still thrilled

762
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 3: out of my mind to be looking at it.

763
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 4: It's incredible. It's like like we have a shit ton

764
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 4: of merch, but that is like a next level, like

765
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 4: when it's like when we got a puzzle made and

766
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 4: it's like wow, like this.

767
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 3: Is feels beyond merch right to feel it's like a font.

768
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 3: It's something you can do.

769
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, so maybe we should do that to like promote

770
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 4: it because we have it. I have a gift master.

771
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Okay, I need a number between one and

772
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 3: ten three Okay while I do my calculating. You know,

773
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 3: you can promote something, you can recommend something. I always

774
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: suggest to tear someone down. People don't usually go for that.

775
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 3: But you've got an undetermined amount of time. I'll be

776
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 3: right back.

777
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 4: Okay, when does this go up before Christmas or after?

778
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 4: This will be a pre CRIMI okay, great. Then I'll

779
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 4: talk about gifts ideas. Vince just got me a cheese

780
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 4: and Charcooterie of the Month package and it just came

781
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 4: and it's so freaking cool. So if there's anyone in

782
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 4: your life that loves that kind of thing, which I

783
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 4: absolutely do. He also before for my birthday got me

784
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 4: once Plant of the Month club, which I highly recommend.

785
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 4: Every month, I get this cute little plant with soil

786
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 4: and all these things. What else. I'm really bad at

787
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 4: giving gifts. I got him a Spengouli T shirt and

788
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 4: a Jeopardy tear off calendar Day of the Week calendar magazine.

789
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 4: Subscriptions is a great gift. I got my mom a

790
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 4: scripscription to psychology today once. It was a subtle dig

791
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 4: that because she needs psychology. Any kind of HGTV style magaza.

792
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 4: You know, that was rough.

793
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 3: It's rough for everyone, and that's kind of the excitement.

794
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 4: We love it.

795
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 3: We love a rough minute of not knowing what to

796
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: talk about with no direction. But I feel like I

797
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 3: was half listening and I felt like you gave some

798
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: good information there. And it's an interesting thing to just

799
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 3: throw somebody into the deep end.

800
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 4: Of here you go talk. I'm sweating, but you should be.

801
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 3: I like my guests to just be drenched and sweat

802
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 3: by the end of an episode, swearing they'll never do

803
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 3: it again.

804
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

805
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 3: Okay, So, gift Master, I'm going to tell you three celebrities,

806
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 3: three famous people, and three gifts, and you're going to

807
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 3: tell me which gift you're going to give, which celebrity

808
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 3: and why. Okay, very easy, Okay. The three gifts you'll

809
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 3: be giving today are a ski boat, so a boat

810
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 3: which you can water ski behind. That's different than a

811
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 3: fishing boat. Now number two is a calculator. I'm picturing

812
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 3: kind of a TI eighty nine that you know you'd

813
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 3: get in geometry class.

814
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 4: You can also play.

815
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 3: I remember there's a game called Pimp and Ain't Easy

816
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 3: that you could play on the game classy. And then finally,

817
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 3: the third gift is a bag of salads. So that's

818
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 3: not really a fresh salad. It's more of a one

819
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 3: of these grocery store salads with your various vegetables in it,

820
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 3: leafy greens, i should say. And the people you're going

821
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 3: to be giving them to are rapper Killer Mike okay,

822
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 3: Queen Queen Elizabeth and pop songstress Robin Swedish Robin English

823
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: Queen Elizabeth, and of course our American killer Mike Okay.

824
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 4: Are there right answers or can I just make up?

825
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 3: No? You know, I'll tell you how you did. This

826
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 3: is a you know, gift or curses the other game

827
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: we play, And there are definitely correct answers there, and

828
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 3: I'm definitely willing to shame the guests when they get

829
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 3: them wrong. This is this Unless you really flop this

830
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: is more of a thinking exercise.

831
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I feel like the Queen. I mean, who

832
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 4: wouldn't want to see the Queen on water skis, you know,

833
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 4: and and or behind the wheel and just fucking like

834
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 4: making her grandkids and kids get on there and just

835
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 4: messing with them and like doing donuts in the water

836
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 4: that with like you know, the princes whoever.

837
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 3: The hairy on a tube or something.

838
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be pretty and I would probably feel

839
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,439
Speaker 4: pretty good.

840
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: I wonder if has she ever been on a high

841
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 5: speed boat?

842
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 4: Probably? Yeah, and she hated every minute of it. I wonder.

843
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 3: I feel like she's kind of probably done a little

844
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 3: bit of everything.

845
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 4: But yeah, maybe for the like what's the Navy their

846
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 4: equivalent of.

847
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: The navy, British Navy, British that sounds right to me.

848
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure she had to do some like, you know,

849
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 4: some photo op that she supports the British Navy, and

850
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 4: she had to go on there and her hair got

851
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 4: sucked up and everything was a mess.

852
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 3: And has she ever been on a water ski That's.

853
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 4: A great question. I doubt it. I feel like she

854
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 4: needs to retire and like, go on. I love Robin

855
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 4: so but god, that bag of salad is a real

856
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 4: it's a real stumper, you know, because it's like a

857
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 4: pretty shitty thing to get someone. So I don't want

858
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 4: to insult anyone, right, but I feel like Robin's cool.

859
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 4: I don't know Killer Mike personally or ideally. Oh you do, okay,

860
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 4: uh okay. I'm going to give Killer Mike the calculator

861
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 4: and Robin the bag of salad.

862
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 3: And Killer Mike with the calculator. What's he calculating at

863
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: this point? I mean I did just say, you know,

864
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 3: I recommend the game Pimp and eighty See. I think

865
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: it was like this thing that middle schoolers or high

866
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 3: schoolers would calculate into their calculator somehow. It was like

867
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 3: a hack and then suddenly you were playing a video

868
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 3: game where you were like a pimp, and you're like,

869
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: I never doing pimp business.

870
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 4: Do you remember leisure Suit Larry? It was of course

871
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 4: I had an older brother, so I know like a

872
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 4: lot of old weird computer games, and he's like a

873
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 4: computer programmer nerds, so he leisure Suit Larry sounds very

874
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 4: similar to that, right.

875
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 3: I remember like the advertisements for leisure Suit Larry, and

876
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 3: it was just like always like kind of scantily clad

877
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: women and then this dorky little.

878
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 4: Man and what was for him to get lane?

879
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would go around, I guess you would solve

880
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 3: puzzles for him to have sex.

881
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 5: Is that what the game was?

882
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 4: And my like thirteen year old Jewish nerdy brothers like

883
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 4: playing that and we're all like laughing about it. That

884
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 4: seems not We didn't have a lot of supervision, clearly.

885
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. My whole exposure to leisure Suit Larry was just

886
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 3: the advertisements in video game magazines. I never got past that.

887
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 3: It's good, but he was always a mystery to me.

888
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 3: I was wondering, what does leisure suit Larry doing and

889
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 3: what is his life?

890
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 4: Creeping?

891
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, just creepy little man going around on like cruise

892
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 3: ships with you know. That isn't the same category to

893
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 3: me as the big Johnson T shirts. Do you remember those?

894
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: The same person must be right, children were children wearing those?

895
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 4: Wow? The eighties and nineties were so inappropriate and just

896
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 4: like like all the jokes that I hear in movies

897
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 4: that I loved that I now understand that I didn't understand.

898
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: At the right.

899
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 4: Just it's absurd, but I mean it made us pretty funny.

900
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we had our leisure suits, we had

901
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 3: our big Johnson's right, So I.

902
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 4: Think Killer Mike would appreciate that then. But the calculator, yeah, Robin.

903
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 4: And the salad, I just hope there's some nice like

904
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 4: toppings in there for or she can you know, sometimes

905
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 4: you'll add your own twist to the salad.

906
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 3: Right to spice it up. And I feel like she

907
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 3: has a good attitude first of all, exactly, yeah, so

908
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 3: I feel like she would be gracious and accept the salad.

909
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 3: She's probably also a vegetarian, I would think. Yeah, I

910
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: feel like Swedish people are healthy, right right, so I

911
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 3: can see her like, you know, being just pointed but

912
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 3: not showing you, yeah, you know, just accepting the gift

913
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 3: and you and moving on with life. And she would

914
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 3: probably eat it.

915
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

916
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 3: I feel like it's not above a bag salad, Absolutely not.

917
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 5: Robin.

918
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 3: Reach out to the podcast.

919
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 4: Let us know if you're above bag salad, please, everyone

920
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 4: needs to know.

921
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: I do feel like she's eating like a beautiful, freshly

922
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 3: chopped salad every day.

923
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 4: But oh yeah, we went to Stockholm and the food

924
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 4: was like glowing, it was so beautiful. What were you eating?

925
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 3: I don't I can't like visualize a Swedish food outside

926
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: of literally anything meatballs, meatballs. Yeah.

927
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 4: We had like a breakfast in the hotel that was

928
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 4: like gorgeous, like fluffy eggs. It was just like the

929
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 4: beautiful version of everything and like the Dane, like the

930
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 4: breakfast pastries were all like glowing and beautiful. And then

931
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 4: we had some like room service dinner that was it

932
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 4: shouldn't it was like I think it was like I

933
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 4: don't know, oh God, some kind of chicken thing that

934
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 4: shouldn't have been good but in a fucking room service situation,

935
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 4: but would have been good in a like fancy restaurant,

936
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 4: right decadent, amazing maybe. Oh, I think we actually got

937
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 4: Swedish meatballs on the room service menu because you have to,

938
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 4: it's fucking Sweden. And it was like it wasn't funny

939
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 4: because we thought it would be funny, but it was

940
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 4: so good.

941
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 3: It was just delicious. I'm imagining like lifting that room

942
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 3: service thing off of the tray and like a golden

943
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 3: glow coming out right, just angelic.

944
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 2: Oh, it was.

945
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

946
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 4: For the tour we went, we did my favorite murder

947
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 4: show in fucking Sweet.

948
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: Isn't that wild?

949
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 4: So weird?

950
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 3: Good for Sweden good for Sweden. My whole exposure to

951
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 3: Swedish food is the salad bar at Ikea. Yeah, totally,

952
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 3: but I don't.

953
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you.

954
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a Swedish Swedish pizza restaurant in

955
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 3: Glendale that I've driven past. I don't. I can't even

956
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 3: begin to imagine what that what tales. I feel like

957
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 3: there's probably some pickled fish or something involved that sounds gross.

958
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 4: Oh well, I think that. I think you did it.

959
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 3: As I said, I would tell you if you had

960
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 3: really failed here, and you didn't.

961
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 4: You nailed it. Thank you.

962
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, it shows a certain mastery

963
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 3: of being able to give gifts.

964
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 4: I didn't realize you're so good at giving gifts. I

965
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 4: didn't either, I'm actually I was. Yeah, I was surprised.

966
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 4: I'm not that I'm terrible at it. I can't think

967
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 4: of anything to give vents honestly, but you like, oh

968
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 4: are you?

969
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 3: Are you getting him things for the holidays?

970
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

971
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 4: We're always like, let's not do it, and then he

972
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 4: gets me the most perfect, thoughtful thing. I think I'm

973
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 4: pretty easy to shop for, and then I can't get

974
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 4: I just get him my trinkets or like dinner somewhere,

975
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 4: or I'll make bake cookies and stuff.

976
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 3: Do you have your eye on anything this year that

977
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 3: I want for him?

978
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 2: Oh?

979
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 4: Or for yourself? I haven't. I don't know what I

980
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 4: was thinking. Stake of the month club. Oh that's a

981
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 4: good idea because he likes to cook. I got him

982
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 4: some like grilling fucking tools. I honestly, it's like it's

983
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 4: this mad dash to like, but he's like, you know

984
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 4: those love languages that everyone writes, the five languages. His

985
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 4: is definitely like gifts and of service and like taking

986
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 4: care of someone.

987
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 3: Right, kind of the best one because you're pretty great

988
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 3: for me, right, you can just do it?

989
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 4: Yeah?

990
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like an of the month club is

991
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 3: a great gift idea, right, Yeah. I mean I think

992
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 3: that we've made some huge leaps and bounds of the

993
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 3: month clubs. It seems like they used to be kind

994
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 3: of a cheesy, stupid thing, but like now you can

995
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 3: get cool. My sister did one with like socks for me,

996
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 3: and I was getting good looking socks, so you can

997
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 3: ask for more.

998
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 4: So smart. And then they also do now like baskets

999
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 4: that you can get from like your the like nice

1000
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 4: restaurant or not, like grocery from your hometown. Oh, like

1001
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 4: I got one from New York City. There's like zay Bars.

1002
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 4: I gotta like, oh their basket and like you can

1003
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 4: get a pizza from Chicago, like delivered overnight. It's like

1004
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 4: that's the thing. I think.

1005
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, my, I can remember my first trip to zay Bars.

1006
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 3: I was an intern at Letterman, so I had no money,

1007
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 3: but it was like walking through a cave of wonders.

1008
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 4: That place is beautiful. It is everything is gorgeous.

1009
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 3: Everything feels like it's like growing out of the walls.

1010
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 3: It's really an amazing I don't know what they're doing there.

1011
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 3: But then every cavernous.

1012
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 4: And like cozy right, feels like it's from the Middle Ages.

1013
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's beautiful grocery store, but grocery stores aside.

1014
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 3: Let's answer some questions. Okay, this is called I said

1015
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 3: no questions people write into I said no gifts at

1016
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 3: gmail dot com. They these people are on their last nerve.

1017
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 3: They need help finding gifts for people in their lives.

1018
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 3: So let's try to quickly answer some of these because

1019
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 3: they're so desperate. Okay, this one first one, says deer Bridger,

1020
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 3: and valued guest. That's an interesting qualifier, You're valued. It's

1021
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: nice Christmas is coming up in my boyfriend's family has

1022
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 3: no regard to the rules of Secret Sannah. Last year,

1023
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 3: we all drew a name to buy a present for

1024
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 3: a spent with a spending limit of fifty dollars, and

1025
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 3: he has a large family. I was shocked to learn

1026
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 3: that when I receive my Secret Santa gift that I

1027
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 3: was also given numerous expensive gifts from his sister in laws. Oh,

1028
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 3: this is becoming clear to me. What's happening? This included

1029
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 3: a Michael Core's necklace at jumpsuit I'm matching Adida's loungewear

1030
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 3: of outfit.

1031
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 4: Who is this family? Wow?

1032
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 3: Am I expected to blatantly go against the whole purpose

1033
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: of Secret Sannah and purchase a gift for everyone? Or

1034
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 3: is it sufficient enough to buy gifts for their children? Yours, Susie.

1035
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 3: This sort of thing drives me crazy.

1036
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 4: High maintenance. That is stressful.

1037
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 3: Why are you having Secret Sannah?

1038
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1039
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 3: If see, the whole point of Secret Sanna is buying,

1040
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 3: everyone has to buy one gift.

1041
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 4: Right.

1042
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 5: I've been through.

1043
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 3: I've been in work environments where the rules immediately go

1044
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: out by the wayside and sudden you're spending way more

1045
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 3: money than even on your family.

1046
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 4: I'm not comfortable with that in any way. I think

1047
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 4: that's fair. I don't think that's cool. I think to say,

1048
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 4: boyfriend or girlfriend, what was they are?

1049
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 3: She said, this is her boyfriend's family.

1050
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 4: Okay, well, so I think maybe they're doing it to

1051
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 4: make it easy on her, which is like a nice

1052
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 4: way to be, like, don't worry about it. However, we're

1053
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 4: going to get you a lot of stuff. Maybe.

1054
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 3: See this is where you've got to set the Secret

1055
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: Santa rules down as clearly as possible. Fifty dollars limit.

1056
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 3: We have that price point there she feels high.

1057
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 4: That feels so you can get a good gift. Yes,

1058
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 4: just leave it at that.

1059
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 3: Stop buying each other things, a little whole.

1060
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 4: Thing of Like she doesn't need to buy the kids

1061
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 4: anything either. Oh, we've got on her Boyfriendanda element we

1062
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 4: have Secret Sanda. I oh, the boyfriend to buy the

1063
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 4: children's stuff. I'm really bad at this, and I think

1064
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 4: what's a good It's like, I think my family has

1065
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 4: come to expect and understand that they're not going to

1066
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 4: probably get anything from me. Maybe like in a week after,

1067
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 4: because then I'll feel bad and just send them a

1068
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 4: bunch of shit because I'm like Fox. So what about Yeah,

1069
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1070
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 3: I don't think in this situation. And maybe I'm the grinch.

1071
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just not good socially, but I stick to

1072
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 3: the Secret Santa rules. I'm not buying everyone a gift.

1073
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 3: You gave me the rule and I'm a rule follower.

1074
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: Too bad that you bought me a bunch of things. Yeah,

1075
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 3: that's run with you. You broke the rules. Yeah, it's

1076
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 3: you're not getting anything from me.

1077
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 4: I completely agree.

1078
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 3: By you know, Alane or whoever you get by her

1079
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 3: the gift and then let the treasures roll in. You

1080
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 3: don't have to feel guilty or anything soon. See, this

1081
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 3: is their problem.

1082
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 4: If she's going to get anyone anything, it should be

1083
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 4: the parents, like a nice little almost like a hostess trinket.

1084
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 3: You know, that's not a bad idea, but just like

1085
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 3: to be like a good Yeah, not in law, but

1086
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: that's sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, but otherwise everybody's on

1087
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 3: their own. I don't know what to say.

1088
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 4: I agree.

1089
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 3: Let's move on to now we're getting another qualifier, Hello Bridger,

1090
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: and I assume brilliant guest. So this person made a

1091
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 3: decent assumption. I don't need help finding a gift.

1092
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 5: How do I.

1093
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 3: Inform my boss that he should give his staff gifts

1094
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 3: for the holidays. I'm a house manager for a first

1095
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 3: term ambassador, and I believe this is also his first

1096
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 3: time having staff. YadA, YadA, yoda. So it looks like

1097
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 3: this is sincerely Kay. So her boss apparently doesn't give

1098
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Speaker 3: Christmas gifts, and she needs him to realize that he

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Speaker 3: needs to give you know, all of these poor people

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Speaker 3: working for him some sort of present.

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Speaker 4: How do you just happened to Karen and I, Oh.

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Speaker 3: You're kidding, No, it was me. I contacted you and said,

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Speaker 3: by the way.

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Speaker 4: Fucking gift? Well, actually I should ask you that too.

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Speaker 4: So he So we have all these employees. We had

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Speaker 4: no employees for years. It was like Stephen and then

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Speaker 4: Danielle and we all fucking did it on our own

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00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 4: so everyone would get a big Christmas bonus. And then

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Speaker 4: now we suddenly have ten employees. And so we actually

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Speaker 4: have a like a financial guy now who's really awesome

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00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 4: named Bill, and he just said to us, let me

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Speaker 4: know when you want to get on a call. So

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Speaker 4: we can talk Christmas bonuses. Oh my, that was his thing.

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Speaker 4: We were like shocker. We got on the call and

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Speaker 4: he was like, here's how much you're supposed to give

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Speaker 4: this person, Here's how much like new exactly so weird

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Speaker 4: what they should expect. It was so great, Oh.

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Speaker 3: To have somebody just give you that information. Yes, I

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00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 3: had a situation years and years ago. I was working

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Speaker 3: as a PA and somehow another PA found out that

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Speaker 3: the boss was giving everyone a five dollars Starbucks gift

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Speaker 3: card for Christmas, and I was furious.

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Speaker 4: I was should be through this just given nothing. That's

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Speaker 4: like more insulting than so insulting.

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Speaker 3: I was furious, and so I started spreading the word

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Speaker 3: and apparently it got back to him, and I mean nobody,

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is the first public my fellow employees

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Speaker 3: will not no, I mean now definitely not listening to this.

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Speaker 3: But this boss ended up having to change his gift.

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Speaker 3: And so I'm kind of you know, Elly, earlier you

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Speaker 3: were for the worker. At the time, I was really

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Speaker 3: the worker's champion, and I think I could.

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Speaker 4: Just your footsteps.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, I'm a shining example. I think we

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Speaker 3: got a ten dollars gift card. Which, okay, that's two coffees.

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Speaker 3: It's at least not five five dollars to me, is

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Speaker 3: essentially a coupon.

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Speaker 4: It's not one coffee. It's like go spend. It's like

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Speaker 4: when you have to shell out extra money on top

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Speaker 4: of the gift card.

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Speaker 3: Is like should never happened. It's truly a huge buck

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Speaker 3: you Yeah, this k person? How does she tell that?

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Speaker 3: This is the thing where it's like passive aggressive with

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Speaker 3: the boss. Probably isn't going to work. I think casual, casual.

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Speaker 4: So what are you getting everyone for Christmas? Oh that's great,

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Speaker 4: I won't tell. I promise.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: So cool is like a my last job, the boss

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Speaker 4: got everyone at whatever the fuck you want, casual chill.

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00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 4: It's exciting, it's not scary, it's not a bummer.

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Speaker 3: See, this is the sort of healthy communication that I cannot.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know where to begin with this sort

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00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 3: of information because I either I'm either too subtle or

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00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 3: I overshoot it and then I make things uncomfortable. But

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Speaker 3: I'm just feeling casual, like that's so great, I won't

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00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 3: tell anyone. Then the boss feels like they're in on

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Speaker 3: a secret. And then and they are like Oh, the

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00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 3: person just assumed I'm good. Yeah, yeah, and so now

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00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 3: I can fix my problem. That's right, Kay, tell the ambassador,

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Speaker 3: I believe it's an Okay, what is it?

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Speaker 2: The fuck?

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Speaker 4: Do you or are you work for the British Navy

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Speaker 4: or something?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just going to read some more details

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Speaker 3: really quickly. Here I oversee a chef, a gardener, and

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Speaker 3: too cleaner. So apparently this ambassador or whoever, there's a

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Speaker 3: lot of money going on here.

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Speaker 4: We got a generational wealth person and his.

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Speaker 3: Household, potentially Queen Elizabeth, and we already talked about the

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Speaker 3: speA boat. Yes, this person is trying to Getqueen Elizabeth

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Speaker 3: to give the British Navy a gift, and I'm going

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Speaker 3: to it to the tableat leak it to the tableau,

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Speaker 3: Queen elizabeths Chinsey do it. That's uh. I feel like

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Speaker 3: we've given these people some excellent answers.

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Speaker 4: I think we really knocked that one out of the park.

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Speaker 3: The advice here will it will go from generation to

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Speaker 3: generation like this person's wealth, and we've improved the world

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Speaker 3: in a huge way.

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Speaker 4: That's right. You're welcome, everyone, Georgia.

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Speaker 3: I'm so thrilled about these gifts and the glitter that

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be living with.

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Speaker 4: See them on your face, right, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad we clarified the glitter on my face

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00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 3: because to think that you're sitting here looking at someone

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Speaker 3: which is literally not running down their face for an

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Speaker 3: entire part like me, like.

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Speaker 4: Me, that's what that's what the zoom filter is for,

1188
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 4: is to like not.

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Speaker 3: To remove bodily fluids from your face.

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Speaker 4: Exactly. Thank you. That was so much fun.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait use my shot glass. I've got

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Speaker 3: this beautiful insulting National Parks graphic which I just adore.

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00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 3: I mean, a disappointment to us, what a drag. I'm

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Speaker 3: going to start yell previewing National parks of the idea

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00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 3: to start yell previewing any sort of nature is beyond

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Speaker 3: to me. But truly, it's so wonderful seeing you you too.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully you know the next time we see each other

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Speaker 3: will be at a crowded bar. I hope so both

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Speaker 3: with our vaccine.

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Speaker 4: Flying and cares no one, yes abound. Like glitter, glitter is.

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Speaker 3: Kind of a COVID adjacent thing here. It's very viral,

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Speaker 3: it spreads I don't know what to say.

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00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 4: Wear a mask and don't get glittered. I guess yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's a.

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Speaker 3: Everybody. This is the end of the podcast. I hope

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00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 3: even enjoyed yourself. I hope that you're having something resembling

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00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 3: an enjoyable holiday season. And we'll talk again soon. Take

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Speaker 3: care of yourself, goodbye. I said, No Gifts is an

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Speaker 3: exactly right production. It's engineered by our dear friend Annalise

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Speaker 3: Nelson and the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann.

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Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram at I said

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Speaker 3: No Gifts. That's where you're going to see pictures of

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Speaker 3: all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. Listen and subscribe on

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Speaker 3: Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me, and why

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Speaker 3: not leave a review while you're there. It's really the

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Speaker 3: least you could do. And if you're interested in advertising

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Speaker 3: on the show, go to midroll dot com slash ads.

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Speaker 2: Hell I invite did you hear Funa man?

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Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess tom, you gotta

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00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: come to me empty and I said no guests. Your

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Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So

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Speaker 2: How do you dare to surbey me?