WEBVTT - The Fighting Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Do Kill.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast T Drew, what's gonna be?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what's Sai Rangel been like Sai Kill? It's

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<v Speaker 2>their life, Rick doin everything from checkson Vanilla to chrispys.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta let the music go. Where's Andrew? He's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>yell at me for being late. But I'm doing everything

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to be doing. I'm clicking on going on

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<v Speaker 1>stupid millennial zoom. It didn't work. I clicked aloud, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>join meeting Andrew. It's not working. Click the link. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. It's not working, Andrew, it's not working. Exclamation point.

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<v Speaker 1>He's texting me. It's incessantly incessantly texting me. Joined with

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<v Speaker 1>audio on mute.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear you now, I hear you. I can

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<v Speaker 3>hear you. Oh hey, Andrew, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? I felt like a gen xer there

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<v Speaker 1>for a second. I just couldn't get anything to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that sucks for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm sorry. I was very busy so late.

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<v Speaker 3>How can you disrespect this podcast like that? This is

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<v Speaker 3>your priority?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, stay by because listen. First I told you ten yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Then I said ten thirty, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>bumped it back to ten fifteen. It's now ten twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you're late.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my faults, Skeary.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, listen, you're late. You never cared about this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate this podcast. You have no respect. I was

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<v Speaker 3>I started the episode. I'm already done with the two serials.

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<v Speaker 3>It's done, it's edited. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the cool thing is you can't record anything, so

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't start the episode i'd started.

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<v Speaker 3>I used my garage band app. Oh who'd you do

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<v Speaker 3>it with myself? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>How it had to come out?

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<v Speaker 3>It went great.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know what those cereals are, man, Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I just.

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<v Speaker 3>Made it up. Here's a new variety of flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not in the air conditioned room today, you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the pizza oven.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the same room, Oh, just a.

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<v Speaker 1>Different camera angle. I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's welcome everybody. This is Serial Killers, episode one

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one. It's Friday, June twenty sixth, and I'm Scotty

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<v Speaker 1>be here in New York City and there's Andrew in

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<v Speaker 1>the pizza oven in Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>I never want to hear you ever complain about someone

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<v Speaker 3>being late, ever again ever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was working you consistently.

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<v Speaker 3>Breat people, yell, you make so much like such a fuss.

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<v Speaker 3>But then when it's you, it's like, but it can't

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<v Speaker 3>be me.

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<v Speaker 1>So if I would have just kept it at ten thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been early.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but then you made me then do ten fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I'm sitting here on a camera just being

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<v Speaker 3>on waiting for you to join.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well it is what it is here we are,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get going.

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<v Speaker 3>What shut even an apology? This is who you are

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<v Speaker 3>as a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you never apologize when you're late. You're always late.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I say sorry and then we move on. But

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<v Speaker 3>instead with you, it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can't oh oh that you're so busy with

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<v Speaker 1>the emails they just keep coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, listen, but I still make time for this, unlike

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<v Speaker 3>you who just shows up and then goes, well I

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<v Speaker 3>was working, and then you're gonna make some dig about

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<v Speaker 3>how oh you work.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how many of these that you've blown

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<v Speaker 1>off that I've had to do without you because you

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<v Speaker 1>just show up two? Well I've never done that two episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>never never done it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, did you plan a concert?

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's no concerts. Now you didn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yep, you got to make your dig somehow to

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<v Speaker 3>justify yourself. I'm so important. No, it can be as

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<v Speaker 3>important as me. If it wasn't for me, you one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred would it be on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god. Anyway, replaced by a computer.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get started, we must thank our good friend

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<v Speaker 1>and loyal supporter, Stephanie from Do It Tolucci. She's our

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<v Speaker 1>good friend of the show and she is supplying milk

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<v Speaker 1>and cereal for the next couple of weeks via Shopright

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<v Speaker 1>gift cards that she sent us. So thank you very much, Stephanie,

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<v Speaker 1>you are the best much appreciated. We keep getting packages

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, this random cereals and random snacks and

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<v Speaker 1>random gift cards. And I love our listeners so much.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thank you all so much for supporting us,

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<v Speaker 1>because without you we'd be nothing. Well, I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>are nothing because we don't make any money, but you do.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you we're making ad money.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I haven't seen a penny.

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<v Speaker 3>The PayPal account needs to process the payment. I told

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<v Speaker 3>you this in a past episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was weeks ago. PayPal payments take like a

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<v Speaker 1>day to process.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, can you be any more miserable of

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<v Speaker 3>a human.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not miserable. I'm wearing my large plus shirt here

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<v Speaker 1>from Marine Layer. I love it. I'm in a great

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<v Speaker 1>mood today.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What can we eat?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Okay, I forgot you need to navigate the conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand by, I'm out of cups. I have to go

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<v Speaker 1>get cups. Talk about me. I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Never prepared, never ready for the podcast, Like, how do

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<v Speaker 3>you do a serial podcast without being prepared? Like I

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<v Speaker 3>would have been thrown off the show, the zoom call

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<v Speaker 3>would have ended. He would have done it himself, probably

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<v Speaker 3>played the serial graveyard for the remaining fifteen minutes of

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast. It's just astounding to me how someone can

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<v Speaker 3>be So what's the word I'm looking for? Inact in

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<v Speaker 3>every sense of the word, stop talking about me? You

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<v Speaker 3>know both, Like the person who's hosting a serial podcast

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<v Speaker 3>actually knows what they're doing, and then you're you're led here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear what you said about me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go, what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Backs?

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<v Speaker 1>Three and four? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Three four and five?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we got three four and five?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, oh you don't remember what you sent me?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I sent you so much stuff on multiple days,

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<v Speaker 1>and I labeled them all one, two, three, four, five, six,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're all like duplicate numbers.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see what we got here. There's four five?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, three, four and five. We should be

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<v Speaker 1>doing three, four and five right now, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what I said. You said three and four,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I said and five.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. I don't listen to you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you never do.

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<v Speaker 1>So would you like to start with the new cereal?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? I want to do three? First?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the new cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, does it have coconut in it? Because it

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<v Speaker 3>looks like it is coconut in it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Actually, this is pretty much a granola episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized. Yeah, we decided that granola is okay. First,

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<v Speaker 1>to stop smelling it. Please stop smelling it. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get there yet. Stop Now granola is okay for cereal, right,

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<v Speaker 1>not oatmeal, but granola? Yes? Hello? Are you frozen? Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>The fact that I can't even smell the cereal without

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<v Speaker 3>your permission after you have held me up now for

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<v Speaker 3>a solid six minutes due to your lack of good timing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now, this is new what okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, it smells amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is this is new from Nature Valley. It

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<v Speaker 1>is granola, yes, coconut and almond real almond slices and

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and toasted coconut shavings. Out just came out.

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<v Speaker 3>This came out. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But let me tell you something about a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these cereal companies. When it comes to the bags,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a new way to seal it. It used

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<v Speaker 1>to be like the ziplock type thing, and I guess

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<v Speaker 1>people were having a tough time with that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife Amy, she cannot seal a ziplock to save

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<v Speaker 1>her life. Everything is open and spoiled and moldy because

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<v Speaker 1>she just can't seal it. It doesn't matter. So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess Nature Valley and these other companies have like, hh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, A lot of people can't seal these things,

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<v Speaker 1>so they came up with these new things. It's almost

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<v Speaker 1>like velcrow. See that it opens like velcrow kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing is with it it's not air tight,

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<v Speaker 1>so when you seal it back up, you can squeeze

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<v Speaker 1>the air right out of it. So I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>things stay fresh as long with this new kind of seal.

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<v Speaker 1>They call it easy press seal. It's kind of like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the things that you hold the easy pass

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<v Speaker 1>on to the windshield with those tabs. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Yeah, I feel like.

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<v Speaker 3>Your best bet for any type of of I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know seal is just to create a small corner that

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<v Speaker 3>you would just tear off a little bit of and

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<v Speaker 3>then just put a small zip strip there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Okay, So I'm using Wholesome Pantry reduced fat two

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<v Speaker 3>percent milk. It's the same one I've been using for

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<v Speaker 3>the past month that I've been living back in Jersey City.

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<v Speaker 1>Stolen from my parents' house. You know, it's also going

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<v Speaker 1>to be rotten because it's been open for weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>This is July seventh, So whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>The date doesn't make a difference. When you open milk

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<v Speaker 1>and it's been open for two or three weeks, it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to go bad. Milk can only be opened for

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<v Speaker 1>five to seven days before it gets spoiled. Man, the

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<v Speaker 1>date doesn't matter once you open it.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's angry today.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a cell by date. That is a cell

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<v Speaker 1>by date, not a use by date.

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<v Speaker 3>One is angry today.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But I've explained the dating system on milk to

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<v Speaker 1>you for months and it's probably a year already, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, eh, whatever it says July seventh.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't listen to you and you speak.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. It tastes like a sweet kid cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like it because you know that I am

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<v Speaker 1>partial to a coconut, and there's real coconut in here,

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<v Speaker 1>which I really like. Four bowls in a spoon. I

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<v Speaker 1>really like this.

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<v Speaker 3>At first it tasted like sunscreen and I was ready

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<v Speaker 3>to get it, get on the boat. But then I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. It's sweet and delicious and I really enjoy it,

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<v Speaker 3>like I would eat this as a breakfast cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you not today? Can we restart the episode to

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<v Speaker 3>each other?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go home? Can't?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you are insufferable as a person.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what would make this better? Freeze dried strawberries?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not? Yeah, perfect, just the way it is. I

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<v Speaker 3>give this four bowls for me, A coconut cereal, not

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<v Speaker 3>like first on my list to go to, but this

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<v Speaker 3>is delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you please not make so much noise with the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm mad, Drew, all right, So think you've.

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<v Speaker 3>Become more miserable over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not miserable.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think you were born this way?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very happy?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm confused. Hold on, someone could be filled with so

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<v Speaker 3>much of a miserable personality that everything someone says you

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<v Speaker 3>have to go off of it and just be a

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<v Speaker 3>counter to it instead of.

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<v Speaker 2>Just it doesn't matter if you love him or capital.

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<v Speaker 3>H I M what.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you said born this way?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you just waited another like five seconds in

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<v Speaker 3>the song, she would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have said it, I don't have time for that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Oh you have time, but we can, we can.

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<v Speaker 3>We can spend an entire two minutes talking about the

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<v Speaker 3>new Nature's Valley steal strips. It's like a velcrow. You

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<v Speaker 3>could talk about that for all you want. But then

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<v Speaker 3>the minute everybody says anything don't have time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's much more pertinent to this podcast than a song.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure everyone wants to hear about your steel strips.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get onto the next granola. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like it. There's fruit in it. It is from Cascadian form.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't remember whether somebody sent this to us. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, there's Nate hi name Nate in months. Nate,

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<v Speaker 1>Say hi, Nate, Nate. Is that Andrew?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Oh my god, you're still alive.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see him. I want to see him.

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<v Speaker 4>Scotty's been oh hey, hey there, hey, Andrew, Hei, I

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<v Speaker 4>can't believe you're still alive. Scotty Bee has been grinding

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<v Speaker 4>up fiberglass and putting in your cereal bags. Don't tell

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't supposed to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>No damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, now I'm facing. I feel like when you

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<v Speaker 3>dropped me. I feel like I've actually been dropped, and

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<v Speaker 3>now I'm just facing to move me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get on with this, if you would, Cascadi.

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<v Speaker 1>He's taking the vacuum. I have a cereal vacure now

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<v Speaker 1>for when I spill cereal on the ground. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a vacuum. I kind of look like a ghostbuster.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, bye, guys, Bye, thanks for stopping by. Have a

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<v Speaker 1>nice weekend, Nate. Oh wait a minute, today's is today's Friday? Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Today's Friday. Have a great weekend. Bye, Scott, Bye, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>see you buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hein't afraid of no ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's not. Oh man, remember Ghostbusters cereal?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was green and it had the ecdoposm.

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<v Speaker 1>People, you're rolling your eyes forget it. Thanks, Ray Parker Jr. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew won't allow you to play.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I knew what Ghostbusters was, So then you're just

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<v Speaker 3>playing it for maybe the point one percent. Who's maybe

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<v Speaker 3>like I've never heard of Ghostbusters. But if you haven't

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<v Speaker 3>heard of Ghostbusters, have you been living under a rock?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>As when I leave here, I'm gonna go walk by

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<v Speaker 1>the Ghostbuster's firehouse over there on North mooor or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>street it is, and I'm gonna take a picture. How

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<v Speaker 1>about that? Yeah? And then I'm gonna play Ray Parker

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<v Speaker 1>Junior My Whole Way Home on repeat.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't know who you're sticking it to. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Cascadian Farm fruit and nut granola with organic whole grain oats,

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<v Speaker 1>crisp rice, raisins, sunflower seeds, almonds, and cranberries. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you eating it for?

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<v Speaker 3>Ya? I'm eating at the coconut one because I really

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, we'll get that coconut out of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>There's four. Oh, it's right here. That was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you send me this?

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<v Speaker 1>And I kind of want it?

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it, I'll have to get it on my next

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<v Speaker 3>supermarket run.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll never find it or know what it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>or know anything about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're right, I can't google Niature's Valley Coconut and

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<v Speaker 3>Almond cereal. Oh my god, what you do is truly astounding.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go down the aisle and say, excuse me, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>there's this cereal. It has like coconut. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what it was. I'm not sure what

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, you are such a hero, Scott. We shouldn't make

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<v Speaker 3>a day just devoted to you because you are so smart,

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<v Speaker 3>so courageous, so incredible. What a hero. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we're not okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Great, it just tastes like something we've had before. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not unique. It actually tastes a little bit like mister Clean.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, did you know that mister Clean is the man

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<v Speaker 1>behind the shine? Is it wet or is it dry?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Really? Are you a person? Even?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm here, I'm talking on a microphone, so

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm a human.

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<v Speaker 1>Two balls in a spoon don't really like it? It

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like something it should not taste like.

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<v Speaker 3>The granola isn't like sweet, it's more cardboard boxy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the fiberglass that I sent you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh cool, Well, at least I won't have to do

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast if I'm not here. Is this the way

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<v Speaker 3>you wanted to get a new co host? You could

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<v Speaker 3>have just told me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, it really does taste like some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of cleaning solution. I don't like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a fan of this. I'm going to give this

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<v Speaker 3>two bowls. It's just too basic and not good for

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<v Speaker 3>me to even want to take another bite.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, let's move on to baggy number five. This

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<v Speaker 1>is now the final cereal. Well, actually there's a couple more,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is the last one that we have from

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<v Speaker 1>Jen in the sales department. She got this a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of months ago. It's a disgusting food for life. Jesus cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Ezekiel fort nine. And this is the almond

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<v Speaker 1>one almond almond. See it's the gold box.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you saying almond.

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<v Speaker 1>Almond because there's an el in it. It's not almond,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's almond.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just doing it at this point?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you call our friends a blue diamond and

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<v Speaker 1>see what they have to say about it. What's blue diamond?

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<v Speaker 3>It's an almond company. You've done watermelon?

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<v Speaker 1>What if I really want, I would just go play

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<v Speaker 1>Watermelon Sugar? But I just don't feel like it. All right?

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<v Speaker 3>I love that song? Are we playing it on Z

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, we play the hell out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so good. I love that song. You like it

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<v Speaker 3>because he says he's high.

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<v Speaker 1>The last couple of Ezekiel's I really didn't like this

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<v Speaker 1>one could be okay, because it's just I like almonds,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. Okay, did Jesus like bring forth

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<v Speaker 1>almonds from the hill or something? Is that why there's

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<v Speaker 1>almonds in this one? No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>What we'll say. It smells like not a cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's not. It's alive apparently.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like the little sea monkeys that you

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<v Speaker 1>put in water. If you let this sit in the

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<v Speaker 1>milk long enough, things but start so we'll go, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>go eat it. Here we go. No, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that tastes like nasty ass grape nuts is at best,

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<v Speaker 1>and you like grape nuts, These are disgusting. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only I'm gonna give it a spoon just because

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<v Speaker 1>of the almonds. Are you recording this like you said

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<v Speaker 1>you were going to? Of course not remember that time

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<v Speaker 1>when you said you were going to record them and

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<v Speaker 1>put them on YouTube. This, ain't it?

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<v Speaker 3>It tastes like sour dough bread.

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<v Speaker 1>No it doesn't. I like sour dough bread.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this tastes like sour dough bread. And I like

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<v Speaker 3>sour dough bread too, but not in crunchy little flakes

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<v Speaker 3>with almonds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I need the coconut Nature's Valley to make it

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<v Speaker 1>taste better.

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<v Speaker 3>That is absolutely rancid.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you give it there, Andy, I give it

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<v Speaker 1>bowld Okay, yeah, well I give it a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's what I meant, a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know our rating system.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew you were going to say that. I hated that.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually spit it out, did not follow it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry that I saved that one for last.

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<v Speaker 3>That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, dude, let's get out here. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to have a wonderful weekend. Although we do have some

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<v Speaker 1>news that Andrew and I discussed yesterday, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>what we're going to do. Since we love you as listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to take off because the show is

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<v Speaker 1>off for two weeks. For the next two weeks, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to take off. So we're still going to

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<v Speaker 1>give you a new serial Killers a week, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>only going to do it once a week for the

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<v Speaker 1>next two weeks. Does that make sense? So we'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you a serial Killers, fresh brand new serial Killers Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>of next week and Wednesday of the following week. So

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday, don't say, oh, Andrew didn't post it. Normally

0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:54.080
<v Speaker 1>that would be correct because he messes things up. But

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<v Speaker 1>this time around, we're going to give it to you

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday and Wednesday. So for the next two episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get it Wednesday and Wednesday, and then once we're

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<v Speaker 1>all back from vacation, even though I'm not going anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be back to the regularly scheduled Monday Friday episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right, Yeah, yeah, okay, yep, you twisted my arm.

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<v Speaker 1>I really didn't want to do it, but you made

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<v Speaker 1>me do it. I'm going to be in a beach

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<v Speaker 1>house in New Jersey and I don't want to do

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<v Speaker 1>anything there.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember, Yeah, That's exactly how I said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I really wish you would have recorded this. This would have

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<v Speaker 1>been a fun episode to watch. You must have been

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<v Speaker 1>high on drugs when you said you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>do that last time, because you forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>High on drugs. Do you even listen to yourself when

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<v Speaker 3>you speak or you just like love to just spew

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<v Speaker 3>whatever crap comes to your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like you, Andrews, so I just mess with you. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. We'll see you on Wednesday. Have a wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>weekend and a wonderful Monday and Tuesday. We'll see you Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. And until then, crunch.

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<v Speaker 3>It's harder to say crunch at the same time when

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, honest, like zero point one second delay.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, while I'm still eating this delicious granola coocon on

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<v Speaker 1>almond from Nature Valley, we is a box top brand.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Oh nice, all right,