Speaker 1: Do Kill.
Speaker 2: Podcast T Drew, what's gonna be?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Tell you what's Sai Rangel been like Sai Kill? It's
Speaker 2: their life, Rick doin everything from checkson Vanilla to chrispys.
Speaker 1: I gotta let the music go. Where's Andrew? He's gonna
Speaker 1: yell at me for being late. But I'm doing everything
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be doing. I'm clicking on going on
Speaker 1: stupid millennial zoom. It didn't work. I clicked aloud, yes,
Speaker 1: join meeting Andrew. It's not working. Click the link. It
Speaker 1: doesn't work. It's not working, Andrew, it's not working. Exclamation point.
Speaker 1: He's texting me. It's incessantly incessantly texting me. Joined with
Speaker 1: audio on mute.
Speaker 3: I can hear you now, I hear you. I can
Speaker 3: hear you. Oh hey, Andrew, there you go.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I felt like a gen xer there
Speaker 1: for a second. I just couldn't get anything to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sucks for you.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry. I was very busy so late.
Speaker 3: How can you disrespect this podcast like that? This is
Speaker 3: your priority?
Speaker 1: Well, stay by because listen. First I told you ten yesterday,
Speaker 1: all right? Then I said ten thirty, and then I
Speaker 1: bumped it back to ten fifteen. It's now ten twenty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're late.
Speaker 1: It's not my faults, Skeary.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, listen, you're late. You never cared about this podcast.
Speaker 3: You hate this podcast. You have no respect. I was
Speaker 3: I started the episode. I'm already done with the two serials.
Speaker 3: It's done, it's edited. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Well, the cool thing is you can't record anything, so
Speaker 1: you didn't start the episode i'd started.
Speaker 3: I used my garage band app. Oh who'd you do
Speaker 3: it with myself? Oh?
Speaker 1: How it had to come out?
Speaker 3: It went great.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what those cereals are, man, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 3: Made it up. Here's a new variety of flakes.
Speaker 1: You're not in the air conditioned room today, you're in
Speaker 1: the pizza oven.
Speaker 3: It's the same room, Oh, just a.
Speaker 1: Different camera angle. I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, let's welcome everybody. This is Serial Killers, episode one
Speaker 1: twenty one. It's Friday, June twenty sixth, and I'm Scotty
Speaker 1: be here in New York City and there's Andrew in
Speaker 1: the pizza oven in Jersey.
Speaker 3: I never want to hear you ever complain about someone
Speaker 3: being late, ever again ever.
Speaker 1: But I was working you consistently.
Speaker 3: Breat people, yell, you make so much like such a fuss.
Speaker 3: But then when it's you, it's like, but it can't
Speaker 3: be me.
Speaker 1: So if I would have just kept it at ten thirty,
Speaker 1: I would have been early.
Speaker 3: Yes, but then you made me then do ten fifteen.
Speaker 3: So then I'm sitting here on a camera just being
Speaker 3: on waiting for you to join.
Speaker 1: All right, well it is what it is here we are,
Speaker 1: let's get going.
Speaker 3: What shut even an apology? This is who you are
Speaker 3: as a person.
Speaker 1: Wow, you never apologize when you're late. You're always late.
Speaker 3: Listen, I say sorry and then we move on. But
Speaker 3: instead with you, it's like.
Speaker 1: No, I can't oh oh that you're so busy with
Speaker 1: the emails they just keep coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, but I still make time for this, unlike
Speaker 3: you who just shows up and then goes, well I
Speaker 3: was working, and then you're gonna make some dig about
Speaker 3: how oh you work.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many of these that you've blown
Speaker 1: off that I've had to do without you because you
Speaker 1: just show up two? Well I've never done that two episodes,
Speaker 1: never never done it.
Speaker 3: Well, did you plan a concert?
Speaker 1: No, there's no concerts. Now you didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, yep, you got to make your dig somehow to
Speaker 3: justify yourself. I'm so important. No, it can be as
Speaker 3: important as me. If it wasn't for me, you one
Speaker 3: hundred would it be on the air.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: Oh god. Anyway, replaced by a computer.
Speaker 1: Before we get started, we must thank our good friend
Speaker 1: and loyal supporter, Stephanie from Do It Tolucci. She's our
Speaker 1: good friend of the show and she is supplying milk
Speaker 1: and cereal for the next couple of weeks via Shopright
Speaker 1: gift cards that she sent us. So thank you very much, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: you are the best much appreciated. We keep getting packages
Speaker 1: all the time, this random cereals and random snacks and
Speaker 1: random gift cards. And I love our listeners so much.
Speaker 1: And I thank you all so much for supporting us,
Speaker 1: because without you we'd be nothing. Well, I mean we
Speaker 1: are nothing because we don't make any money, but you do.
Speaker 3: I told you we're making ad money.
Speaker 1: Now I haven't seen a penny.
Speaker 3: The PayPal account needs to process the payment. I told
Speaker 3: you this in a past episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was weeks ago. PayPal payments take like a
Speaker 1: day to process.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, can you be any more miserable of
Speaker 3: a human.
Speaker 1: I'm not miserable. I'm wearing my large plus shirt here
Speaker 1: from Marine Layer. I love it. I'm in a great
Speaker 1: mood today.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah?
Speaker 1: What can we eat?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, I forgot you need to navigate the conversation.
Speaker 1: Stand by, I'm out of cups. I have to go
Speaker 1: get cups. Talk about me. I'll be right back.
Speaker 3: Never prepared, never ready for the podcast, Like, how do
Speaker 3: you do a serial podcast without being prepared? Like I
Speaker 3: would have been thrown off the show, the zoom call
Speaker 3: would have ended. He would have done it himself, probably
Speaker 3: played the serial graveyard for the remaining fifteen minutes of
Speaker 3: this podcast. It's just astounding to me how someone can
Speaker 3: be So what's the word I'm looking for? Inact in
Speaker 3: every sense of the word, stop talking about me? You
Speaker 3: know both, Like the person who's hosting a serial podcast
Speaker 3: actually knows what they're doing, and then you're you're led here.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear what you said about me.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Backs?
Speaker 1: Three and four? Right?
Speaker 3: Three four and five?
Speaker 1: Oh we got three four and five?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, oh you don't remember what you sent me?
Speaker 1: Dude, I sent you so much stuff on multiple days,
Speaker 1: and I labeled them all one, two, three, four, five, six,
Speaker 1: so they're all like duplicate numbers.
Speaker 3: Let's see what we got here. There's four five?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, three, four and five. We should be
Speaker 1: doing three, four and five right now, Andrew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I said. You said three and four,
Speaker 3: and then I said and five.
Speaker 1: Listen. I don't listen to you.
Speaker 3: No, you never do.
Speaker 1: So would you like to start with the new cereal?
Speaker 3: Now? I want to do three? First?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the new cereal.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, does it have coconut in it? Because it
Speaker 3: looks like it is coconut in it?
Speaker 1: You know. Actually, this is pretty much a granola episode.
Speaker 1: I just realized. Yeah, we decided that granola is okay. First,
Speaker 1: to stop smelling it. Please stop smelling it. We didn't
Speaker 1: get there yet. Stop Now granola is okay for cereal, right,
Speaker 1: not oatmeal, but granola? Yes? Hello? Are you frozen? Hello?
Speaker 3: The fact that I can't even smell the cereal without
Speaker 3: your permission after you have held me up now for
Speaker 3: a solid six minutes due to your lack of good timing.
Speaker 1: All right, now, this is new what okay?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it smells amazing.
Speaker 1: Now this is this is new from Nature Valley. It
Speaker 1: is granola, yes, coconut and almond real almond slices and
Speaker 1: sweet and toasted coconut shavings. Out just came out.
Speaker 3: This came out. Yes.
Speaker 1: No, But let me tell you something about a lot
Speaker 1: of these cereal companies. When it comes to the bags,
Speaker 1: they have a new way to seal it. It used
Speaker 1: to be like the ziplock type thing, and I guess
Speaker 1: people were having a tough time with that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: My wife Amy, she cannot seal a ziplock to save
Speaker 1: her life. Everything is open and spoiled and moldy because
Speaker 1: she just can't seal it. It doesn't matter. So I
Speaker 1: guess Nature Valley and these other companies have like, hh,
Speaker 1: you know what, A lot of people can't seal these things,
Speaker 1: so they came up with these new things. It's almost
Speaker 1: like velcrow. See that it opens like velcrow kind of.
Speaker 1: The only thing is with it it's not air tight,
Speaker 1: so when you seal it back up, you can squeeze
Speaker 1: the air right out of it. So I don't think
Speaker 1: things stay fresh as long with this new kind of seal.
Speaker 1: They call it easy press seal. It's kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, the things that you hold the easy pass
Speaker 1: on to the windshield with those tabs. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3: Your best bet for any type of of I don't
Speaker 3: know seal is just to create a small corner that
Speaker 3: you would just tear off a little bit of and
Speaker 3: then just put a small zip strip there.
Speaker 1: Now I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Hello, Okay, So I'm using Wholesome Pantry reduced fat two
Speaker 3: percent milk. It's the same one I've been using for
Speaker 3: the past month that I've been living back in Jersey City.
Speaker 1: Stolen from my parents' house. You know, it's also going
Speaker 1: to be rotten because it's been open for weeks.
Speaker 3: This is July seventh, So whatever.
Speaker 1: The date doesn't make a difference. When you open milk
Speaker 1: and it's been open for two or three weeks, it's
Speaker 1: going to go bad. Milk can only be opened for
Speaker 1: five to seven days before it gets spoiled. Man, the
Speaker 1: date doesn't matter once you open it.
Speaker 3: Someone's angry today.
Speaker 1: That is a cell by date. That is a cell
Speaker 1: by date, not a use by date.
Speaker 3: One is angry today.
Speaker 1: No, But I've explained the dating system on milk to
Speaker 1: you for months and it's probably a year already, and
Speaker 1: you're like, eh, whatever it says July seventh.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't listen to you and you speak.
Speaker 1: Here we go. It tastes like a sweet kid cereal.
Speaker 1: I really like it because you know that I am
Speaker 1: partial to a coconut, and there's real coconut in here,
Speaker 1: which I really like. Four bowls in a spoon. I
Speaker 1: really like this.
Speaker 3: At first it tasted like sunscreen and I was ready
Speaker 3: to get it, get on the boat. But then I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's sweet and delicious and I really enjoy it,
Speaker 3: like I would eat this as a breakfast cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Can you not today? Can we restart the episode to
Speaker 3: each other?
Speaker 1: I gotta go home? Can't?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are insufferable as a person.
Speaker 1: You know what would make this better? Freeze dried strawberries?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? Yeah, perfect, just the way it is. I
Speaker 3: give this four bowls for me, A coconut cereal, not
Speaker 3: like first on my list to go to, but this
Speaker 3: is delicious.
Speaker 1: Could you please not make so much noise with the ball.
Speaker 1: I'm mad, Drew, all right, So think you've.
Speaker 3: Become more miserable over the years.
Speaker 1: I'm not miserable.
Speaker 3: Do you think you were born this way?
Speaker 1: I'm very happy?
Speaker 3: I'm confused. Hold on, someone could be filled with so
Speaker 3: much of a miserable personality that everything someone says you
Speaker 3: have to go off of it and just be a
Speaker 3: counter to it instead of.
Speaker 2: Just it doesn't matter if you love him or capital.
Speaker 3: H I M what.
Speaker 1: Well you said born this way?
Speaker 3: Well, if you just waited another like five seconds in
Speaker 3: the song, she would.
Speaker 1: Have said it, I don't have time for that.
Speaker 3: All right, Oh you have time, but we can, we can.
Speaker 3: We can spend an entire two minutes talking about the
Speaker 3: new Nature's Valley steal strips. It's like a velcrow. You
Speaker 3: could talk about that for all you want. But then
Speaker 3: the minute everybody says anything don't have time.
Speaker 1: Well, that's much more pertinent to this podcast than a song.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure everyone wants to hear about your steel strips.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get onto the next granola. You're gonna
Speaker 1: like it. There's fruit in it. It is from Cascadian form.
Speaker 1: And I don't remember whether somebody sent this to us. Oh,
Speaker 1: hold on, there's Nate hi name Nate in months. Nate,
Speaker 1: Say hi, Nate, Nate. Is that Andrew?
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my god, you're still alive.
Speaker 3: I want to see him. I want to see him.
Speaker 4: Scotty's been oh hey, hey there, hey, Andrew, Hei, I
Speaker 4: can't believe you're still alive. Scotty Bee has been grinding
Speaker 4: up fiberglass and putting in your cereal bags. Don't tell
Speaker 4: I wasn't supposed to say that.
Speaker 1: No damn.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, now I'm facing. I feel like when you
Speaker 3: dropped me. I feel like I've actually been dropped, and
Speaker 3: now I'm just facing to move me.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get on with this, if you would, Cascadi.
Speaker 1: He's taking the vacuum. I have a cereal vacure now
Speaker 1: for when I spill cereal on the ground. I have
Speaker 1: a vacuum. I kind of look like a ghostbuster.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to listen to this.
Speaker 1: Yes, bye, guys, Bye, thanks for stopping by. Have a
Speaker 1: nice weekend, Nate. Oh wait a minute, today's is today's Friday? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: Today's Friday. Have a great weekend. Bye, Scott, Bye, Andrew,
Speaker 1: see you buddy.
Speaker 3: Okay, hein't afraid of no ghosts.
Speaker 1: No, he's not. Oh man, remember Ghostbusters cereal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was green and it had the ecdoposm.
Speaker 1: People, you're rolling your eyes forget it. Thanks, Ray Parker Jr. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Andrew won't allow you to play.
Speaker 3: Because I knew what Ghostbusters was, So then you're just
Speaker 3: playing it for maybe the point one percent. Who's maybe
Speaker 3: like I've never heard of Ghostbusters. But if you haven't
Speaker 3: heard of Ghostbusters, have you been living under a rock?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: As when I leave here, I'm gonna go walk by
Speaker 1: the Ghostbuster's firehouse over there on North mooor or whatever
Speaker 1: street it is, and I'm gonna take a picture. How
Speaker 1: about that? Yeah? And then I'm gonna play Ray Parker
Speaker 1: Junior My Whole Way Home on repeat.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know who you're sticking it to. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm just confused.
Speaker 1: Cascadian Farm fruit and nut granola with organic whole grain oats,
Speaker 1: crisp rice, raisins, sunflower seeds, almonds, and cranberries. What are
Speaker 1: you eating it for?
Speaker 3: Ya? I'm eating at the coconut one because I really
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, we'll get that coconut out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: There's four. Oh, it's right here. That was so good.
Speaker 3: Can you send me this?
Speaker 1: And I kind of want it?
Speaker 3: Damn it, I'll have to get it on my next
Speaker 3: supermarket run.
Speaker 1: You'll never find it or know what it looks like
Speaker 1: or know anything about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, I can't google Niature's Valley Coconut and
Speaker 3: Almond cereal. Oh my god, what you do is truly astounding.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go down the aisle and say, excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: there's this cereal. It has like coconut. I think I
Speaker 1: don't even know what it was. I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: Wow, you are such a hero, Scott. We shouldn't make
Speaker 3: a day just devoted to you because you are so smart,
Speaker 3: so courageous, so incredible. What a hero. Here we go,
Speaker 3: Oh we're not okay?
Speaker 1: Great, it just tastes like something we've had before. It's
Speaker 1: not unique. It actually tastes a little bit like mister Clean.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you know that mister Clean is the man
Speaker 1: behind the shine? Is it wet or is it dry?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Really? Are you a person? Even?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm here, I'm talking on a microphone, so
Speaker 3: I think I'm a human.
Speaker 1: Two balls in a spoon don't really like it? It
Speaker 1: tastes like something it should not taste like.
Speaker 3: The granola isn't like sweet, it's more cardboard boxy.
Speaker 1: That's the fiberglass that I sent you.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, Well, at least I won't have to do
Speaker 3: this podcast if I'm not here. Is this the way
Speaker 3: you wanted to get a new co host? You could
Speaker 3: have just told me.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it really does taste like some sort
Speaker 1: of cleaning solution. I don't like.
Speaker 3: I'm a fan of this. I'm going to give this
Speaker 3: two bowls. It's just too basic and not good for
Speaker 3: me to even want to take another bite.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's move on to baggy number five. This
Speaker 1: is now the final cereal. Well, actually there's a couple more,
Speaker 1: but this is the last one that we have from
Speaker 1: Jen in the sales department. She got this a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago. It's a disgusting food for life. Jesus cereal.
Speaker 1: It is Ezekiel fort nine. And this is the almond
Speaker 1: one almond almond. See it's the gold box.
Speaker 3: Why are you saying almond.
Speaker 1: Almond because there's an el in it. It's not almond,
Speaker 1: you know it's almond.
Speaker 3: You're just doing it at this point?
Speaker 1: Why don't you call our friends a blue diamond and
Speaker 1: see what they have to say about it. What's blue diamond?
Speaker 3: It's an almond company. You've done watermelon?
Speaker 1: What if I really want, I would just go play
Speaker 1: Watermelon Sugar? But I just don't feel like it. All right?
Speaker 3: I love that song? Are we playing it on Z
Speaker 3: one hundred?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, we play the hell out of it.
Speaker 3: It's so good. I love that song. You like it
Speaker 3: because he says he's high.
Speaker 1: The last couple of Ezekiel's I really didn't like this
Speaker 1: one could be okay, because it's just I like almonds,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Okay, did Jesus like bring forth
Speaker 1: almonds from the hill or something? Is that why there's
Speaker 1: almonds in this one? No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: What we'll say. It smells like not a cereal.
Speaker 1: Well it's not. It's alive apparently.
Speaker 3: Oh great.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the little sea monkeys that you
Speaker 1: put in water. If you let this sit in the
Speaker 1: milk long enough, things but start so we'll go, fine,
Speaker 1: go eat it. Here we go. No, let me tell
Speaker 1: you that tastes like nasty ass grape nuts is at best,
Speaker 1: and you like grape nuts, These are disgusting. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm only I'm gonna give it a spoon just because
Speaker 1: of the almonds. Are you recording this like you said
Speaker 1: you were going to? Of course not remember that time
Speaker 1: when you said you were going to record them and
Speaker 1: put them on YouTube. This, ain't it?
Speaker 3: It tastes like sour dough bread.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't. I like sour dough bread.
Speaker 3: No, this tastes like sour dough bread. And I like
Speaker 3: sour dough bread too, but not in crunchy little flakes
Speaker 3: with almonds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need the coconut Nature's Valley to make it
Speaker 1: taste better.
Speaker 3: That is absolutely rancid.
Speaker 1: What do you give it there, Andy, I give it
Speaker 1: bowld Okay, yeah, well I give it a spoon.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what I meant, a spoon.
Speaker 1: You don't even know our rating system.
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say that. I hated that.
Speaker 3: I actually spit it out, did not follow it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry that I saved that one for last.
Speaker 3: That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, let's get out here. I want you
Speaker 1: to have a wonderful weekend. Although we do have some
Speaker 1: news that Andrew and I discussed yesterday, and this is
Speaker 1: what we're going to do. Since we love you as listeners,
Speaker 1: We're not going to take off because the show is
Speaker 1: off for two weeks. For the next two weeks, we're
Speaker 1: not going to take off. So we're still going to
Speaker 1: give you a new serial Killers a week, but we're
Speaker 1: only going to do it once a week for the
Speaker 1: next two weeks. Does that make sense? So we'll give
Speaker 1: you a serial Killers, fresh brand new serial Killers Wednesday
Speaker 1: of next week and Wednesday of the following week. So
Speaker 1: on Monday, don't say, oh, Andrew didn't post it. Normally
Speaker 1: that would be correct because he messes things up. But
Speaker 1: this time around, we're going to give it to you
Speaker 1: on Wednesday and Wednesday. So for the next two episodes,
Speaker 1: you'll get it Wednesday and Wednesday, and then once we're
Speaker 1: all back from vacation, even though I'm not going anywhere,
Speaker 1: we'll be back to the regularly scheduled Monday Friday episodes.
Speaker 1: That's all right, Yeah, yeah, okay, yep, you twisted my arm.
Speaker 1: I really didn't want to do it, but you made
Speaker 1: me do it. I'm going to be in a beach
Speaker 1: house in New Jersey and I don't want to do
Speaker 1: anything there.
Speaker 3: Remember, Yeah, That's exactly how I said it.
Speaker 1: I really wish you would have recorded this. This would have
Speaker 1: been a fun episode to watch. You must have been
Speaker 1: high on drugs when you said you were going to
Speaker 1: do that last time, because you forgot.
Speaker 3: High on drugs. Do you even listen to yourself when
Speaker 3: you speak or you just like love to just spew
Speaker 3: whatever crap comes to your mind.
Speaker 1: I really like you, Andrews, so I just mess with you. Listen,
Speaker 1: let's go. We'll see you on Wednesday. Have a wonderful
Speaker 1: weekend and a wonderful Monday and Tuesday. We'll see you Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. And until then, crunch.
Speaker 3: It's harder to say crunch at the same time when
Speaker 3: it's like, honest, like zero point one second delay.
Speaker 1: Also, while I'm still eating this delicious granola coocon on
Speaker 1: almond from Nature Valley, we is a box top brand.
Speaker 1: By the way, Oh nice, all right,