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Speaker 1: rocking with the Bill Philodkia wasn't good. Yeah, yeah, holy ship,

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Speaker 1: Holy ship. You mean when we went to Toronto the

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Speaker 1: crowd got more hyped than Philadelphia. Yeah, that's fucked up, yoll.

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Speaker 1: The fighting city of Philadelphia doesn't fucking stand up for

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Speaker 1: than ill Adelphia. Hello, man, I've been thinking about coming

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Speaker 1: to Philadelphia since nineteen seventies six, and that's all we

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Speaker 1: love Philadelphia right up the road, pulled out the world

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Speaker 1: sing the Real Housewives of the New York Reunion show Tonight. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: the home of the world champion Super Bowl Philadelphia Eagles,

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Speaker 1: Nick Foles. What a conunsrum they put us in. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get We're Philadelphia, phil If you do not listen

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Speaker 1: to the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast, my name is Michael

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Speaker 1: The Rocky bout bowl of podcasting, and we're going keep

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Speaker 1: G Moody. Last name rhymes your duty the Dave's an't call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're happy to be here, uh in Philadelphia, Um sincerely. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you listen to the show, you know

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Speaker 1: that my first movie character that I ever fell in

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Speaker 1: that movie in nineteen seventies six. You wasn't even born, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: That's mother talking about seventies six. Ye. He studied on

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Speaker 1: that syrup M and on the on the way up here,

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Speaker 1: first Rocky, Pauli, Adrian and of course Mickey Goldmill. Of

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Speaker 1: course word Burgess, the original stickman Burgess Meredith. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: recently given to the retired Young Stickman from Canada, Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 1: You could pull all you want. He put it down

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Speaker 1: for years after year is after years. You could dislike

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Speaker 1: Drake all you want. The man is a Canadian Coxman.

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Speaker 1: The stats don't lie. There's no feeling in fantasy football,

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Speaker 1: he grew up loving Drake is No. I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: Ron Jaworski because I love seeing his fat beer drinking

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Speaker 1: And don't forget Dave, who used to say, what do

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Speaker 1: you how do you see? We could go on and on.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about the important people from Philadelphia. Will Smith,

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Speaker 1: the fresh Friend. Listen, this is my fucking list, asshole.

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Speaker 1: You want to make your own list? Post it on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: It's my list. Yeah, you know he's gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: Somebody gonna get it tonight. We should have got the

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Speaker 1: whole fucking crowd when they came out there, like we

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: One thing that I will never acknowledge as great. Now.

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Speaker 1: I've never spent like a long deep dive in Philadelphia, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: and I want to. And when we first got to town,

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Speaker 1: We went right white to the rocky steps and prayed

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Speaker 1: and celebrated and at a moment and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: And that works. That works. But one thing about this

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Speaker 1: city that is completely overrated are those fucking cheese steaks.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you to fucking Genos. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Go to Ishka Bibbles where you could catch diabetes. That's good, No,

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Speaker 1: You you think like, oh, you're gonna go there, there's

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Speaker 1: New York hot dogs to Philadelphia. They don't go to

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Speaker 1: right see. Fuck No, Philadelphia cheese steaks are equivalent to

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Speaker 1: a Philadelphia cheet Where where ship? This ain't the price

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Speaker 1: is right? What Johnny? What? But I fucking if it

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Speaker 1: me tell you something, yo, we gotta get the real

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Speaker 1: spot yo, cheese wins. What the fuck? Man? I refused

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Speaker 1: It was like buying like a like a like a

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Speaker 1: night seven Hondo cord with three wheels, a sloppy Joe,

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Speaker 1: the fucking Ishka bibbles. It'shka bibbles. Get the funk out

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Speaker 1: of here with that ship. I had it today. I

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Speaker 1: went right, it'shka bullshit. There you go, you know, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's stop with him with that. Ben Simmons love him, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love Ben Ben Simmons. I love Ben Simmons. I

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Speaker 1: But no, but I like you. I like you, Ben Simmons,

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Speaker 1: But you're falling for the old oakey fucking dope, white

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Speaker 1: girl syndrome on the horizon. Really oky, bullshit, he said

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Speaker 1: the other day, Oh yo, and let me take him

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Speaker 1: the face, the face of the NBA, the young, up

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Speaker 1: This fucking guy. Oh, I just said, he's great. What

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Speaker 1: and suck him off? You'll suck him off? Oh you

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Speaker 1: he's great, he's a great player. I'm before warning him

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Speaker 1: would let what happened to Blake Griffin? Tapping to Blake

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Speaker 1: Griffin that motherfucker's in Detroit. Remember when he was jumping

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Speaker 1: over cars and in movies and ship was sweet? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: say this happened on the property on mouse Lean. Now

418
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to ask anybody to pull out any licenses,

419
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: but is anybody in here from mouse Lane? Nobody in here.

420
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: Don't use anybody that lives on mouse Lane. Don't don't.

421
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: Don't disassociate yourself with those fox Now where we talking

422
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: statewide ship? Yeah, the whole team, the whole crew started

423
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: from the bottom. Now you're here, yo yos, We're gonna

424
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: have to get these No, no, he's not as bad

425
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: as that Houston guy, all Right, Carmelo Anthon. That's a

426
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: good that's good Carmelo an that's a good segue. What

427
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: do you starting about Carmelo Anthony? Wait? What do you

428
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: what is your take on Carmelo Anthony Moody. He doesn't

429
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: want to win a championship at all. He just wants

430
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: to start. It's it's not about winning the championship. It's

431
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: about I'm starting. I just want to play. I want

432
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: to be on the court. When you like, what are you?

433
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: What are you in the third grade? Carmelo That's what

434
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: it is. Wherever he goes, I need to start. He

435
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: doesn't care like you've made two million dollars championship. That's

436
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: all right. I just want to start. I need to

437
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: start the game. But you're pushing forty. I don't care.

438
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: I need to start so he can be six man

439
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: of the I fucked the sixth man of the year.

440
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: We've dealt with Carmelo Anthony. They shipped him off to Houston.

441
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what what do you think? How do you

442
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: think that's gonna play? How Moody same ship as before.

443
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: D'Antoni will run him out of town or he won't.

444
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: He won't get any burn. He won't play, and he'll

445
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: be sulking on the bench with his towel over the head,

446
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: just like he did in New York. It's like I

447
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: did in Oklahoma. Same ship, hoodie, mellow. He's not not

448
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: a problem. It's two Melhow so you see him with

449
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: with that towel over his head in the fourth quarter,

450
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: with that face he's got like like like the dead

451
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: inside face, like there's just no emotion there. I don't think.

452
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna, you know, uh do anything.

453
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna come down to once again Golden State,

454
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: and you guys are gonna be duking it out with Boston,

455
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, the best man will win. Yeah, hey,

456
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: I say fuck Boston too. How do you think I

457
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: felt during the Super Bowl? I had to make a

458
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: clear cut executive decision. Yeah you got, you gotta with

459
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: the Eagle because because it's like in my blood and

460
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't want to start. I know, I know I'm

461
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: treading lightly. I know I know what I know. But

462
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: you know that I know that we both know when

463
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: it comes to football, we don't like each other. And

464
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 1: that's okay, that's okay. That's Tom Brady is a cocksucker,

465
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: and the fact that a woman said that and her

466
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: her guy is blushing. I like you, sweetheart, fucking like

467
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: you that. That's the fucking Philadelphia freedom I'm talking about. Now,

468
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: chuck that fucking beer, that money right next to him.

469
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 1: He chucked his ship. But on that day I was

470
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: mixed and torn with emotions because yes, Bill Belichick and

471
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: his mumbling, stuttering, miserable bullshit spy can video taping, fucking

472
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: bull Gate, Spygate, the flake gate ass and Tom Brady

473
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: and his silicone cheekbones and his botox and his fucking

474
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: hair plugs. I don't like any of those fucks. So

475
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: on that day you had me rooting. Now I didn't.

476
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,479
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to enjoy the Super Bowl.

477
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: I have to enjoy I have to be emotionally involved.

478
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: And I made an executive decision and it came down

479
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: and I was I was back and forth. I was like,

480
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: maybe I'll just root for the greatness of the Patriots,

481
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: And then I was like, how can I sleep with

482
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: myself at night? So that day I was rocking with

483
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagle, Nick folds Man. That's the starter, Nick

484
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: folds What else I gotta do? You guys got big Dick,

485
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: big dick. You don't think his entire wide Receiver Corps

486
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: has a bigger dick than big Dick Nick, Big Dick,

487
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: Nick the church god man, they're talking some sexual about

488
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: Nick big Dick. Nick the Putter's got a bigger schlung

489
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 1: than pig dick. Nick. Uh, it's great, it's fantastic. How's

490
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: his shoulder? And I'm just you'll be like, yeah, I'm

491
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: with Nick Foles said about Kwan. It's not funny. It's

492
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 1: not funny my voice. Um, I'm gonna take some questions.

493
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: If you guys got any questions, I'm well, I know

494
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: you guys got questions. We'll get to you. We'll start.

495
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: I'll start in the back. If anybody's got any questions

496
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: in the back, worry, Okay, all the way in the back, yea.

497
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: What it takes that dude? Where of tapes at Duke? Listen,

498
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: we wein't been warned that we're never supposed to talk

499
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: politics and sports at live shows, so we're not gonna

500
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: talk politics. But what I mean, listen, I think everybody,

501
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're blue wave, red wave Democrat, liberal, independent,

502
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: triple star, Republican, everybody wants to know Tom Arnold, Cookie Cox,

503
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: where the fucking tapes, that duke, where the tapes? That man,

504
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm a roster. She's like, I'm gonna show video. She

505
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: shows the guy getting on the plane, Like show the

506
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: guy getting on the plane with his fucking low foul

507
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: every like the world stops everything. I'm a Roster's got

508
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: video tapes and everybody's like watching it, like this guy

509
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: getting on the plane going high. Armor Rosa, Why the

510
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: fund are you filming me? Armor Rosa, It's it's a

511
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: bunch of bullshit to sell that bull You ain't got

512
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: no tape, Tom or right out. It's like something that

513
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: a ship give me, give you a cliffhanger, he said.

514
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: Commercial Gray comes back three months later, it's like nail clipper. Yeah,

515
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: White time Old he's the one. He's talking about that

516
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: the fucking tapes every day. Yeah he got the motherfucker

517
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: ain't got no tape. He got no fucking tapes. You

518
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: gotta rap tate with motherfucker's saying that and word, you

519
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: don't even gotta fucking mix tape. You don't even got

520
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: the purple tape. Alright, Calm down, Calm sucking down. You. Nope,

521
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: I will say this. I say this all the time.

522
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: Gerald was at that level, just below all the best

523
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: of the best. But he were like all the Kenny Anderson's,

524
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: the Malik Seeley's, all the dudes in New York that

525
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: were popping when we were growing up. Gerald gave him

526
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: that work. And I was right there and he was

527
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: right now. We could clarify this really quick. I don't

528
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: want to get into all that. Let me just handle this.

529
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right now. We'll do We've done

530
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: it city of the City, and and and I'll do

531
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: this really really quick. We'll get you a really quick

532
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: because it's it's a real it's a real source of contention.

533
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: And I don't like, what are you doing? What are

534
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: you doing over there? Oh? I thought you were doing

535
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: some hand gestures money right here. I wanted to ask

536
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: the question, no, no, no, no, are you doing hand gestures?

537
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: Go ahead, man? I told him to cool out. I

538
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: thought I saw you doing hand gestures. Real quick. If

539
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: Moody did not dunk, raise your hand, if he did

540
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: not dunk, yeah, okay, the pole, look at the poll. Okay, okay.

541
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: If Moody did dunk, raise your hand, look at him

542
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: up standing up, holy ship. All right, I expect all

543
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: black people to be like, yeah, you did it. See

544
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: why y'all motherfucker's ain't standing. I'll say that that was

545
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: a split house. Nah man, wait wait what what? Oh?

546
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: He on that K too and that brown he on

547
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: the U. We always get a U. We motherfucker. That

548
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: motherfucking motherfucker what ship? Motherfucker? Like like, question said, look

549
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: at Wesley. How can y'all do what you fu? You

550
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: gotta do it to him? I said, he motherfucker, I

551
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 1: got the sch other on my motherfucking put us off shirt.

552
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, my question. Let my manswer the quello.

553
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: You boys roll out ship booming at the pig. What

554
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 1: is it in the back, Yeah, right there speaking Pennsylvania duck.

555
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: We're we're gonna ask more. Hey, Mr. You you guy,

556
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: this fucking guy you you were gonna attack Moody, go

557
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: fucking handle it. Well, Oh no, no, no, don't, don't

558
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: get the fun down. It's the fucking comedy show. Sit

559
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: the funk down. I'll kill you. You're gonna get chest

560
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: ned in a minute. Fucking he's looking for that work.

561
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: He's on that Bernard Hopkins ship. You know what you

562
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: want to see? Where the shooters at. Let's let's see

563
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: if we could call it. Hold on, just get this,

564
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: hold on. I don't want to lose the show. Here.

565
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can get this. Hello. Yeah,

566
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: what's up, dude, Dean. I'm I'm doing a live show

567
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. They said, where's the shooter? So I said,

568
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the shooter. Well, what's up? Man? Oh?

569
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: No way, dude, that's sick. So is the show going well?

570
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: I mean it can't be going that well if you're

571
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: calling the right fuck you d hey, you little fuck.

572
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, Dean. I called you up

573
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: during the show to give you a little love and

574
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: Philadelphia to people are asking for you. You don't break

575
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: my I appreciate it. I'm just saying, why are you

576
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: calling me? Of all people you're doing your live show?

577
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: Why why are you in the phone, you dude? Motherfucker?

578
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: Ah all right, Miles Jordan's would you please Kille the

579
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: award winning sick Fuck of the Week music, Why a goat,

580
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: a horse, and a dog all in one week? Where

581
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's out? My god, This is the sick funk

582
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: of the Week. Segment. Yes, this goes out to some

583
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: people with that certain genesee quay, that that special something.

584
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: Not anybody could be part of the award winning sick

585
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,479
Speaker 1: fuck of the Week. Some people are beyond the sick funck.

586
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: But we have some fantastic sick fox and this is

587
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: not a visual medium. But rest ashore. And we did

588
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: break rule number one of the Iron Rapp Reports stereo podcast,

589
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: and we fact checked. They all look like sick fus.

590
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: You gotta, you gotta, you gotta fact check when it's ill,

591
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: you gotta do it. In Wheeling, West Virginia, which just

592
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: sounds like a hub for sick funcks, It's not just

593
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: like so and so town, Smithtown in West Virginia, Wheeling,

594
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: West Virginia. Why I don't give a fuck. So you

595
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: know what? You parted his ship? You do you did it?

596
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: Go ahead. A man was arrested for breaking into people's cars.

597
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: That won't get you on the sick Funk of the

598
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: Week segments. That's nothing, that's nothing. I'm sure my rent

599
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: a car got broken in outside. But this guy from Wheeling,

600
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:54,959
Speaker 1: West Virginia, he breaks into people's cars for the sole

601
00:45:55,080 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: reason I'm shifting in them. Yea, officers says. The man

602
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: makes him comfortable, makes himself comfortable inside the cars for

603
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: the night to sleep, but in the morning he drops

604
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: a deuce. Yeah, just to let you know, just to

605
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: let you know I eat good. Yeah, that's that Mcarronian cheese,

606
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: ham hucks and I and you know I got some

607
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: good vegetables in me because you see that green in it.

608
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: Could I could I do this one? Oh? No problem?

609
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: On an all with that old nip. On Airways flight

610
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: from Chicago to Japan, an American male sick fuck urinated

611
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 1: on another passenger during the flight. Important detail, he wasn't

612
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: sitting next to the person he urinated. This guy has

613
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: a real talent. This sick fund did it from two

614
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: rows away. You know what that is. That's drinking in

615
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: the lounge two hours before and not going to take

616
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: that squirt and getting on the plane and having to

617
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: piss and somebody's in the bathroom, so you just and

618
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: it just hit home, girl, Jesus, I was if I'm

619
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: the pilot, I land the plane after that laying that

620
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: motherfucking plane, We gotta we gotta beat his ass for that. Yeah, yeah,

621
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,479
Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta you gotta duct tape. Polot gotta

622
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: beat his ass in front of everybody. Otherwise you need

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Speaker 1: to get your wings taken away. You let that ship happen.

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Speaker 1: You let a dude piss on somebody on your plane,

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Speaker 1: duke on your flight, on your watching you call yourself

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Speaker 1: a pilot. You heard that in the cock pit in Nebraska.

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Speaker 1: This motherfucker. I don't know what to say. A guy

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Speaker 1: named Tyler from Nebraska. See you know where this is going.

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Speaker 1: If your name is Tyler and you're from Nebraska. I

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Speaker 1: don't like the stereotype, but you know, listen, it is

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Speaker 1: what it is. The parents knew when they named him

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Speaker 1: that Tyler. This sick fuck slap the ship out of

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Speaker 1: a security officer, fire out at the local shopping center,

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Speaker 1: urinated in the security guys vehicle, and did this all

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Speaker 1: while running around but as naked. See if you show

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Speaker 1: up in the joint but ass naked, we're not letting

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Speaker 1: that happen. Like imagine, We're like, you know, like six

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Speaker 1: Funk of the Week, your Iron Rapports stereo podcast live

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Speaker 1: from Philadelphia Warehouse Live. A guy's running up in the

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Speaker 1: odd down the aisland. I would hope some of you

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Speaker 1: guys would tackle. This dude is freak. That can't happen.

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Speaker 1: You can't come in the spot naked, and how how

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Speaker 1: do you slap the security guard and then wind up

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Speaker 1: in the vehicle soft the security motherfucker's man. They tried

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Speaker 1: to taste this guy. Nothing happened. You know, if you

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Speaker 1: they gotta you gotta go for a motherfucker's loaf. If

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Speaker 1: he's naked, that's where he'd be like, he'll stop, you

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Speaker 1: go you kick for mo. Everybody gets all freaked out,

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Speaker 1: like I don't want to get weird. You're with a

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Speaker 1: naked guy and tmart get weird. Kick him in the ship,

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Speaker 1: guarantee he stopped. That's when you start biting dicks. Yeah, no, Bruno,

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Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta save Walmart. This motherfucker running around,

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Speaker 1: got your kids in there. Your grandma's visiting from Wheeling,

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Speaker 1: West Virginia. Money right there, that's your that's your man,

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Speaker 1: that's her man. Watch out for that motherfucker wheeling ship

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Speaker 1: in cars in uh in Uh, South Carolina, a sick

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Speaker 1: fuck broke into uh pet store, stuffed a boat constrictor

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Speaker 1: down his pants to get his ship wrapped up. Didn't

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Speaker 1: do a sexual kind of ship man. We wanted to

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Speaker 1: wrap around his peace, and he stole a boat constriction.

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Speaker 1: That's that Jerome, that Maurice, that Hui, that k two

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Speaker 1: nine people, ninety people in Connecticut. Connecticut is the neighbor

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Speaker 1: of the New York you guys know, gets very closet's party.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's part of the East Coast. We we

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Speaker 1: could take it or or not, you know, the old

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Speaker 1: big East Connecticut, Villanova, Villanova, Pennsylvania. Yeah, the late Rowley

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Speaker 1: Massomino and my man Gary McClean was on that and

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Speaker 1: they won the champion. Gary McClean was on that good ski.

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Speaker 1: He was on that that good, that good Tony Montana. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: easy at Pinkney and and the whole crew was skio. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was too good to be true. Cinderella stories only

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Speaker 1: happen if you're on that. Yeah, that's why he was

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Speaker 1: able to play like that. Yeah, he was skiing at

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Speaker 1: the White House too. When he went to the white

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Speaker 1: he was skiing. He was still skiing. Yeah, that's when

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Speaker 1: teams would still go to the White House. Yeah, nobody's

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Speaker 1: going here now. Um, all right, I'm gonna take a

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Speaker 1: few more questions, Okay, I I don't know your moody.

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Speaker 1: It's just oh that's man. They looked the same. I

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Speaker 1: got it, but can't I know what that is. I

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Speaker 1: did that ship in the third grade. They kicked me

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Speaker 1: out or ship the funk down. Now I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: back to You're gonna come back to you. You can't

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Speaker 1: just r no side bars over here. That's good. Latin

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Speaker 1: Cords Club in New York. I'll tell a really, really

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Speaker 1: really hip hop story. This is the God's on his shoe.

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Speaker 1: Latin Cortis probably was about as big as this, and

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Speaker 1: and and and the stage is half the size of this,

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Speaker 1: but it had a similar setup to back there. I've

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Speaker 1: seen Ship. We'd go to the bar where they wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even serve alcohol because there were underaged people in there,

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Speaker 1: and see salt and pepper. Back there, you see Hudini,

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Speaker 1: you see everybody, Mellie Meloby rhyming. But the craziest Latin

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Speaker 1: Cord of story, this is an eighties six eight seven

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Speaker 1: is a fight broke out. And I'm talking about like

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Speaker 1: fight in the middle of the winter. People are fighting,

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Speaker 1: throwing punches, and I'm not talking about like you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about they're really going at it like World

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Speaker 1: Star version before World Star, and I saw a guy

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Speaker 1: I saw it with my own eyes, with a bubble

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Speaker 1: goose on. You guys know what bubble gooses are. Walk

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Speaker 1: walk like. He's probably fifteen in front of me, walk

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Speaker 1: across and pull out a sword. And I was sitting

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Speaker 1: right next to the late Great standing on the rail,

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Speaker 1: right next to the late Great Scottland Rock, and I

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Speaker 1: remember going, I'm getting the funk out of here, and

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Speaker 1: he was like, I'm out to That was a good Land.

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Speaker 1: Of course, my man right here a lot louder. The

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Speaker 1: most irritating person on the Howard Sterns staff. Why I

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Speaker 1: would have to you know, Philly's got a big Stern show,

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Speaker 1: like you guys like the Stern Show, and and and

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Speaker 1: in general, obviously you'd have to be the easy one

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Speaker 1: would be Bubba Booey Fafa Fooi. But but this year

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Speaker 1: in my fantasy football league, the Stern Show, that motherfucker Brent,

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Speaker 1: He's the one I want. Uh go fuck Dann Labatard

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Speaker 1: Funk that company man, Fuck Poppy and Fux Stugot's big

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Speaker 1: biggest actor influenced as much as I love What did

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Speaker 1: He call You? White Point Mike. It's it's it's just

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Speaker 1: it's just white Mike. But that's why rap. As much

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Speaker 1: as I love Stallone, and as much as that movie

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Speaker 1: impacted my life, I haven't even done like a rocky

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Speaker 1: line since we since we got I haven't gotten any

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Speaker 1: any rocky lines. Go ahead, man, the questions, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: do that. But as much as as much as Stallone, Travolta,

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Speaker 1: the the actor, the actual actor that impacted me the

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Speaker 1: most is my guy Pacino, I love, uh, Jack Nicholson,

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Speaker 1: Bob de Nero's my guy in the back, Danny Hello

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Speaker 1: doing a d rest Mark draft. I gotta think about this.

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Speaker 1: I got the number four. Pick who the fuck should

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Speaker 1: I pick? They just took David fucking Johnson. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? I got fifteen second? Why's the fucking thing peeping?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna give me a fucking or? I don't know

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Speaker 1: who to pick? Who the fund should I pick? Im?

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Speaker 1: Fucking I'll pick Siquan Parkley. If your fucking hamstring goes out,

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Speaker 1: I'll push your fucking hole. All right, I'll do you

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Speaker 1: give me a good question right there. Top five interviews

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Speaker 1: that we've had, in no specific order, Ah Man Uh

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Speaker 1: Warren sapp was great ship talking extraordinaire. Um, who is

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Speaker 1: dope DJ premier All right, listen. I wanted to try

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Speaker 1: to get to as many questions as we could, um

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Speaker 1: and I try to get the show out on a

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Speaker 1: bank like I'm figuring, trying figure out. But instead of

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Speaker 1: getting out of the bank, we we we we can't

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Speaker 1: be here all night. So what we're gonna do is

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you guys. I can't tell you how

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Speaker 1: much it means for us to rock in the fighting

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Speaker 1: city of Philadelphia. Absolutely, absolutely. Our affection for this city

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Speaker 1: is long. I love this city. I respect the culture,

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Speaker 1: I respect the great I respect the craziness of the

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Speaker 1: fucking fans. And we're gonna meet you guys outside for

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