Speaker 1: Are you recording? Is this the proper mic technique? This
Speaker 1: is way too I don't wanted. I don't want you
Speaker 1: play it all the time.
Speaker 2: That's not the one that I wanted. The computer messed up.
Speaker 1: Okay, put your.
Speaker 2: Phone down for ten minutes. I'm begging.
Speaker 1: You're playing bad theme.
Speaker 2: Beg you're playing the theme.
Speaker 1: Play the theme? Sorry, let mecast. What's gonna be? Well? Tell
Speaker 1: you what's sai? Rachel the Like said it's their life.
Speaker 2: Rick.
Speaker 1: You win everything from checkson Vanilla to Chrispy's.
Speaker 2: By the way, yes, do you know something that's not
Speaker 2: quite right with that intro? Up right?
Speaker 1: Do you of right?
Speaker 2: No? No, we're recording.
Speaker 1: She's interning.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers. This is podcast
Speaker 2: where we talk about cereal and we eat it and
Speaker 2: we try it, and we'll let you know whether it's
Speaker 2: good enough for you to try it based on our
Speaker 2: rating system, which we do with balls and spoons. You know,
Speaker 2: it's been a while since we actually explained that our
Speaker 2: rating system goes from one spoon all the way up
Speaker 2: to five balls. So if we want to give you
Speaker 2: two and a half balls, that's two balls and a spoon.
Speaker 2: As you can see, I'm patting, just waiting for Andrew
Speaker 2: to get back in. What happened is that's a brand
Speaker 2: new intern. I believe her name is Nicole and she's
Speaker 2: from Staten Island, and seeing that we don't have a
Speaker 2: big flashing recording or on air light on this door,
Speaker 2: no fault of hers. She did not know that we
Speaker 2: were recording, even though when she looked through the door
Speaker 2: she could see that we were both speaking into microphones.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Nicole, Yes that's her name, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm intern coordinating. So these are my
Speaker 3: little chickens.
Speaker 2: That I got. Cool man, you should teach them like
Speaker 2: when people are talking a microphones. What's crazy is when
Speaker 2: you used to have the records on Yeah I don't
Speaker 2: have that moved into this studio.
Speaker 1: They were just like, what's that?
Speaker 2: Maybe I should make a piece of paper and just
Speaker 2: like stick it on the door.
Speaker 1: I love that for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, anyway, Andy, I forgot where we were. Oh
Speaker 2: so the opening, the opening little song there? Did you
Speaker 2: know what was wrong with it?
Speaker 1: The checks? Crispies of rice.
Speaker 2: You're close, You're very close. It's the checks. They don't
Speaker 2: make vanilla checks anymore. Checks, Vanilla wish that's true. Look,
Speaker 2: it was the purple box. Everyone else in the cereal
Speaker 2: world would know that. Speaking of vanilla, Andrew, I was
Speaker 2: in the aisle at the shop ride the other day
Speaker 2: and secret squirrel Joel failed to let me know that
Speaker 2: this one had come in. I didn't know about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: There's been lots of special k cereals, okay with strawberries involved.
Speaker 1: Strawberries.
Speaker 2: Yes, you got your red berries, you got your yogurt things,
Speaker 2: you got your red other ones and more strawberry stuff.
Speaker 2: And so I found this, Andrew, and it said new
Speaker 2: and we hadn't done it, didn't know about it. Here
Speaker 2: it is. It's special case strawberry and vanilla made with
Speaker 2: yogurty old clusters.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Now, we had a similar one with Bananasa cream, not
Speaker 2: to every long.
Speaker 1: I remember the yogurt clusters.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the mixed berry one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess I should do a thing while I'm shaking
Speaker 2: this up, right Andy, right now. One of our great
Speaker 2: listeners sent me a video of him shaking his box.
Speaker 1: I know he tagged us both.
Speaker 2: Did you see that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If I was a good guy, I'd remember his name?
Speaker 3: Can you take a picture of you with us to
Speaker 3: post in our cruncher chat on Instagram?
Speaker 1: I'm doing this, sure, yeah, hold please.
Speaker 2: I still don't know how to use that.
Speaker 1: Yes you do.
Speaker 2: I get seven thousand notifications. Know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Because they're all active in there, and so should you
Speaker 3: think about it like your thing with the facebooks, not
Speaker 3: like the facebooks for Bolos?
Speaker 2: For what Boilos? What's that? Frand pause?
Speaker 1: Oh I actually knew that. Wait not yet? Come on, bro,
Speaker 1: how do you take a thing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 1: One? Two? How do I take a picture?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: There it is?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, speaking of a Boilos three?
Speaker 1: Is that good?
Speaker 2: It went all over me?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 2: That's terrible. But okay, okay, no, it's a fun it's
Speaker 2: an action shot. I don't really care.
Speaker 3: Look at what cereal we are doing for Monday's episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, gonna go back to the Farmland Fresh Dairies fridge.
Speaker 2: Why do you always talk over me what I'm talking
Speaker 2: about our sponsors.
Speaker 1: I love Farmland Fresh Dairyes see, I just mentioned them
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: We're gonna use home milk today, Andrew. Okay, remember anytime
Speaker 2: you're in front of the fridge, case look.
Speaker 1: For the cow face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really of
Speaker 1: that slogan. I hope farm Land Fresh Dairies does as
Speaker 1: much as we do.
Speaker 2: Although I said milk case, actually not fridge case. So anyway,
Speaker 2: here's your spoon. No, I messed up. So you got flakes.
Speaker 2: Some of them are coated with strawberry. There's tiny little
Speaker 2: clusters in here, Andrew, the milk is already turning pink,
Speaker 2: and I love that about it.
Speaker 1: I cannot see one yogurt cluster.
Speaker 2: I have some.
Speaker 1: I don't have any, Like I'm just being real. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice right away, I'm getting any strawberry quick
Speaker 2: flavor yum. Right, huh wow. You're not a big fan
Speaker 2: of the red berries one right, No, but this is
Speaker 2: not like that at all.
Speaker 1: Hmm show blind.
Speaker 2: It's nice. It's not overpowering. No, it is naturally flavored,
Speaker 2: so there's nothing artificial in here, and it's made with
Speaker 2: yogaty old clusters. This is pretty damn good. Andy, Wow,
Speaker 2: what are you thinking? Oh see there's the cluster. So
Speaker 2: the cluster.
Speaker 1: I know they're gonna be like shut up, here we go.
Speaker 1: I have a five bowls. Wow, that's delicious.
Speaker 2: It is really good.
Speaker 1: That's like for a breakfast cereal. It tastes different. I
Speaker 1: like it. It's not too crunchy. The strawberry is perfect.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan.
Speaker 2: And the milk taste a little bit like strawberry quick
Speaker 2: from when we were kids, well from when I was
Speaker 2: a kid, because when you were a kid, they only
Speaker 2: had it in the cartons. When I was a kid,
Speaker 2: that had the powder with the quarter. You know, you
Speaker 2: know they still do well, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't have any powder.
Speaker 2: Not with the quarter. Okay, we gotta flip it the metal.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you mean to me?
Speaker 1: How are you? Okay?
Speaker 2: So a few weeks ago I was over at the
Speaker 2: Ideal Food Basket on Long Island.
Speaker 1: That unit't rate it.
Speaker 2: I did four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah now you said it.
Speaker 2: I just did. I wrote it down though, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: so is it the Ideal Food Basket? The little market
Speaker 2: out there? Cool? I was looking for for some some
Speaker 2: turo mix. I don't it was just weird that we
Speaker 2: stopped there. Anyway. So they carry the brand Essential every day.
Speaker 2: You can get that in some that's like a store
Speaker 2: brand at some stores fun and I saw these cocoa crunchies.
Speaker 2: So it's the same kind of font that is right
Speaker 2: at them. Suit, isn't that theft of funt?
Speaker 1: Well? So we're doing something similar with our koozies right now, Technically.
Speaker 2: It's you are not us. I am not getting in trouble.
Speaker 1: I am doing something, but it falls under parody law.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you weird? Al?
Speaker 1: Yes, Scott, we're weird. Al But I think because it's
Speaker 1: called cocoa crunchies. But I mean it's the same shape,
Speaker 1: same fut's, the same fonts.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they're gonna get around this one,
Speaker 3: but I'm praying for them, that's all I'll say.
Speaker 2: Now these look, these are a little bit bigger than
Speaker 2: cocoa puffs. They're not eating, smell like they don't they're
Speaker 2: not evenly coded. And I will say they're only open
Speaker 2: because Diamond popped in here the other day and she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm want to try those, And it was her birthday.
Speaker 2: I allowed it. I don't remember, Okay, I don't pay
Speaker 2: much attention when she comes in here. Oh wow, you know,
Speaker 2: is there anything?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's some fun stuff off the This is a
Speaker 1: small novel.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: There is too much going on. I can't even read it.
Speaker 1: Somebody screenshot it and just read it.
Speaker 2: Wait, what happened? Enjoy that accidents happened? Is that?
Speaker 1: What the accidents happened? Himself?
Speaker 2: A microwave? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Microwaves?
Speaker 3: During World War Two, a radar specialist was tinkering around
Speaker 3: with microwave emitters when he was shocked to realize that
Speaker 3: the chocolate bar in his pocket began to melt. Like
Speaker 3: any good scientists, he conducted more tests and found that
Speaker 3: microwaves could actually be used to heat everything from corn
Speaker 3: kernels to fhoale meals.
Speaker 1: Wow, oh, it's all just about accident and metal. No, no,
Speaker 1: you can't microwave metal.
Speaker 2: I know my kids found that out not too long ago.
Speaker 3: As a kid, we would sometimes put tinfoil in the
Speaker 3: microwave just to watch it spark up for like two seconds.
Speaker 2: But that destroys the microwave. Also, by the way, look
Speaker 2: they'm in an error on the back there. Look it's
Speaker 2: an accident. What is the first one there? Popsicle that
Speaker 2: is a brand name? It is. Yeah, people don't realize it.
Speaker 2: You're using popsicle sticks. But no, popsicle is a brand name. Wow.
Speaker 2: Remember we had this whole argument. You can't call things
Speaker 2: popsicle because it's not popsicles.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Pop sickle, fudge sickle, know what it tastes a little
Speaker 2: bit like that.
Speaker 3: It's pretty close to coco puffs more corny whatever this is.
Speaker 2: And look some of them look like pac Man. Do
Speaker 2: you remember pac Man cereal from the eighties? Mm hmmm
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: Waco Wonka Wango wonkle It was in.
Speaker 2: A blue box, had marshmallows, was great.
Speaker 1: Wanko wonka wongo wonka waka wango.
Speaker 2: Said, Wanka wonka wonka. It's waka waka waka, waca waca
Speaker 2: waca waca waka. Like Fazzy Bear.
Speaker 1: Who I know who Fazzi Bear is? Wagga walker?
Speaker 2: H you know what?
Speaker 1: It's not bad, It's not good.
Speaker 2: It is good.
Speaker 3: I can't give it three bowls. It's like a sad
Speaker 3: replacement for cocoa puffs. No, isn't the bird the cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: I'll give you ten bucks and you give me his name.
Speaker 2: S oh and and y dude, I have a man
Speaker 2: of my word.
Speaker 1: Shut the bait and switch.
Speaker 2: Two eight two eight, come on?
Speaker 1: Not in twos?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I know you'll give them back to me
Speaker 2: because you don't like them.
Speaker 1: No, I'm keeping this. It's my money pal. Thank you, Daddy.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I asked you enough to call me that anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna give it. It's chocolate.
Speaker 1: It's good, it's not it's not good.
Speaker 2: Four balls essential everyday cocoa crunchies.
Speaker 1: It's not that good.
Speaker 2: Available at some stores as their store brand. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: all right, well cool man, we'll be back right after this. Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 2: I miss him. You say that I miss Wilford quite frequently.
Speaker 2: I have my money back.
Speaker 1: No, come on, I earned that.
Speaker 2: You really thought you were going to do something right.
Speaker 2: Next time you mess something up, I get it back now.
Speaker 1: You don't, why because you gave it to me. Sorry,
Speaker 1: next time. Don't make bets with people that are gonna
Speaker 1: win them.
Speaker 2: You ready for our next box? Andy?
Speaker 1: What if I said no?
Speaker 2: Then we'll just end it. Thanks for listening. Another one?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Okay? Greenberry greenberry berry healthy cereal for your families it's grainberry,
Speaker 2: grape berries, grete berries. Every once in a while, I'll
Speaker 2: come across another cereal that we haven't tried, and you know,
Speaker 2: I just figure, we've tried all the grainberries, but we
Speaker 2: haven't this one.
Speaker 1: Andrew.
Speaker 2: It's apple cinnamon with onyx sorghum.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they're around their loops like, not this particular one.
Speaker 2: We've had the honeywe and the other one, and maybe
Speaker 2: the cinnamon one and whatever, but never the apple cinnamon.
Speaker 1: It's gonna taste like an apple cinnamon cheerio.
Speaker 2: I think that we did this, but I went to
Speaker 2: Serial KILLERSPC dot com and I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Newman always keeps things up to date, I hope.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, it could be my fault, probably not,
Speaker 2: but it could be coupons. There's coupons in here, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I never want to hear how the cereal is your
Speaker 3: children after you just chucked it on the ground for coupons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're all low, so they get doubled. I'm
Speaker 2: so excited in this house. Full price is the F word.
Speaker 2: It's gonna have take case. You're so mean to me,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to put ex coupon X
Speaker 3: Extreme Couponing stars Scottie be stars in this wildly hilarious
Speaker 3: podcast about cereal.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: I think that'll win.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh they're okay. So they're small. They almost look like
Speaker 2: bird seed food. Whatever. I'll put these in my bird
Speaker 2: feeder when we're done.
Speaker 1: What you have a bird feeder?
Speaker 2: I have two bird feeders.
Speaker 1: I want a bird feeder.
Speaker 2: I mean I want to worry put it, but you
Speaker 2: just hang it from your balcony.
Speaker 1: I don't have a balcony. I live in a city.
Speaker 2: Uh Farmland Fresh Dairy's whole milk with our grainberry apple
Speaker 2: cinnamon loops.
Speaker 1: How much can a balcony cost?
Speaker 2: Michael?
Speaker 3: Did you ever watch the Rest of Development where she
Speaker 3: gives him ten bucks or maybe it was twenty bucks
Speaker 3: for a banana? Much could a banana cost?
Speaker 1: Michael?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's the punchline.
Speaker 3: It's just she has no real grasp on how much
Speaker 3: things cost. God the same way that I feel like
Speaker 3: people who live in the suburbs are.
Speaker 1: Like, you don't have a balcony in your apartment?
Speaker 2: How I do you know like apple jacks? Yeahs, it
Speaker 2: smells like apple Jackson a little bit too. It does
Speaker 2: not taste like apple jacks. It tastes like it tastes
Speaker 2: like a very very subdued apple jacks mixed with cardboard.
Speaker 3: Right, kind of feels like the grainberry went to rehab
Speaker 3: and got rid of its apple cinnamon ways, and now
Speaker 3: it's like a more mellowed out version of it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay, it's not very sweet now if
Speaker 2: you're looking for something a little not too sweet, maybe
Speaker 2: a little healthier with some onyx sorghum. What exactly is
Speaker 2: on exorg It's a it's a I think it's a
Speaker 2: type of grain, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a robot.
Speaker 2: It's son remember it would be in like star Trek.
Speaker 2: Look sun activated antioxidants.
Speaker 1: That means nothing to me. It's good for you, okay,
Speaker 1: on exorgum in the West Texas sun. The darker gets
Speaker 1: the healthier, it becomes free radicals.
Speaker 2: Ferocious defense against free racial uh radical threats? What against
Speaker 2: radical threats?
Speaker 1: What are they doing with the on exorgum?
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know what? Three balls for me?
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: My name is on the planet Cleepkloop. That's just what
Speaker 1: I think. I don't know what this is. They're saying
Speaker 1: it's a grain. Yeah, and it's even trademarked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's their own special grain. The grainberry people.
Speaker 1: Onyx can help slow sugar absorption in our gut with
Speaker 1: its unique composition in natural fibers that grow as the
Speaker 1: plant grows.
Speaker 2: I remember the grain. The berry is the top part
Speaker 2: of the grain there. That's that's what they call the berry.
Speaker 1: But so are they saying, like if I eat this, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get sick.
Speaker 2: No, it's like eating blueberries. The same thing is hidden. Yeah, antioxidants. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Oh you didn't
Speaker 2: rate it out? Would you give it me.
Speaker 1: On eggs? Orgum says no, defense mode activated.
Speaker 2: What do you want to give it?
Speaker 1: I give it two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 2: Two and a spoon. Okay, not terrible, middle of the road.
Speaker 2: So thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We need
Speaker 2: to spice it up, man, we need got to spice
Speaker 2: it up. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Maybe bring back the cereal graveyard, maybe bring back some
Speaker 3: of your old bits. All right next week, okay, which
Speaker 3: means it's not gonna happen for a while.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna research. We're gonna do things.
Speaker 1: Cool, all right, He's gonna do things and research.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please follow us
Speaker 2: at serial Killers PC on Instagram and check out our
Speaker 2: friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies. Yes they're also on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Or do you get me the chocolate milk?
Speaker 2: I did not, but you know what I saw. They
Speaker 2: posted something where they put okay, so they put their
Speaker 2: chocolate milk in little ice tray oh okay, and they
Speaker 2: froze it ice cubes. Well no, then they put it
Speaker 2: in like that that machine that blends things up, oh
Speaker 2: the ice cream whatever. Maybe it was just a blender.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but they put it in there and
Speaker 2: then they put it in a mug with with syrup
Speaker 2: and whipped cream. It would look delicious. I'm going to
Speaker 2: try it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll get the ice cream machine.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I did. That's the ninja I have it. Yes, yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not chocked that you have that.
Speaker 2: Ninja actually made me buy it.
Speaker 1: I know that thing has been taken all over TikTok
Speaker 1: and Instagram and.
Speaker 2: It's healthy stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess she just puts frozen strawberries in there and
Speaker 2: like some way powder or something, and that's like pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, happy to hear them all right. Make sure
Speaker 1: you also follow us on Instagram. Go to the Crunch
Speaker 1: Instagram group.
Speaker 3: Join that we post when we're doing episodes. I posted
Speaker 3: nothing because Scott is so busy. I don't know what
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: The moderator of the Facebook group for the morning show.
Speaker 2: I'm not the moderator. I am not Jack Bird.
Speaker 1: I know who Jack Bird is. Anyway, that's it for
Speaker 1: this episode. We thank you so much for listening. We
Speaker 1: love you for listening. Follow me at Andrew Pug, follow
Speaker 1: him atz Scotti be on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Dude, that Strawberry Farmland Fresh Airy's milk from the special
Speaker 2: K is insane.
Speaker 1: It is insane.
Speaker 2: Try it, okay? Alright? One? Two? Why do you count?
Speaker 2: You count for everything? Oh?
Speaker 1: That is delicious? Right, oh Strawberry Milton.
Speaker 2: Until we see you next week, say Crunch Andrew, Crunch.
Speaker 3: Bleeplorp, thank you for another episode on Exorgum is Out.
Speaker 1: Must go back to planet Cleepkloop