1 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Bachelor Happy Hours Golden Hour. Thanks for 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: joining us today. We are so excited to be back. 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: How are you doing today. 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,159 Speaker 3: Susan, I'm still trying to get past being back in 5 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:22,080 Speaker 3: the cold weather coming from Saint Martin. But we have 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 3: such a special guest for today's episode. I can't wait 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 3: to chat with him, get his advice, bust his stones 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 3: a little bit. 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Kathy and Susan, thank 19 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: you so much for having me. I'm I'm so such 20 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 2: a fan of you. Both excited to be here. This 21 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 2: is amazing death. The problem with New York City is 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 2: that I have to like keep a window open while 23 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 2: my heaters on it's like the worst, Like I have 24 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 2: no control over my heat, so it's like this like horrific, 25 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 2: Like you know, you're it's like you know, it's your 26 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,759 Speaker 2: fair situation, you know, like too hot, too cold, just right. 27 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 2: But it's never just right, especially when it gets freezing 28 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 2: like this. 29 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 3: I was like that in Chicago too. I had to 30 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 3: buy a humidifier to put humidity back into the air. 31 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: Or your skin dries up, your mouth, your nose. It's horrible. 32 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 2: Why is it? Why is it in me? Because I'm 33 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 2: in these old buildings. I live in the West Village 34 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 2: in Manhattan. It's old buildings, and it's why New Yorkers 35 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: are like crazy. It's like it's a different way to live. 36 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: Oh that's what you're a wait a second, that's what 37 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna hang Is that my wife had on? 38 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Absolutely? I think it's like you 39 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 2: just because like it's it's funny, like my I'm from 40 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 2: outside of Boston, like you, Kathy, I'm from Needham, so 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 2: like I you know, my mom and dad they you know, 42 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 2: brought us up out in the suburbs outside of Boston. 43 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 2: They live in Florida now, and it's like they don't 44 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,679 Speaker 2: understand such a thing as trade offs. And I think 45 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,679 Speaker 2: living in New York is like that's the definition of 46 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 2: trade offs. Like I was like, Mom, I got a 47 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 2: new apartment. She goes, does it have a parking space? 48 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: I'm like, what, I'm in New York, Mom, right, come 49 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,679 Speaker 2: with a butler to her, like she lives on the 50 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 2: same planet as me, Like, no, no, listen. 51 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: That's my son, who's probably your age, just moved to Richmond, 52 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: Virginia and he was looking at first. Thing I said 53 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: to him is I don't want your parking on the street. 54 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: Do you have a parking spot? There's nothing wrong with that. 55 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: That's Richmond, Virginia. 56 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 2: Can have all land, you know, Manhattan. She's like, but 57 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 2: does it does it come with the butler's pantry? Does 58 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 2: it come does it have a second kitchen from when 59 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 2: you do the Jewish? Are you out of here? Come on, Jed, 60 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 2: do you cook? 61 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 3: Come on? 62 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 2: I do some cooking. I do some I I it's 63 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 2: not it's it's heating more than cooking. But it's like microwave. Yeah, 64 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 2: I have a micro microwave. You know, I don't have 65 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 2: a microwave because I because I I'm such a nighttime eater. 66 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 2: Uh that I can't that. I was like, how about 67 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: I just take away the microwave? So excuse me? Do 68 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 2: you have a jar of peanut butter and a knife? 69 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 2: What the hell was that? Well, I'm just saying, let's 70 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 2: take away one of the options. So like, but it 71 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 2: shows you how addicted to nighttime eating. I am, like, 72 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 2: I'm like heating a popcorn on a stove. Like I'm like, 73 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 2: you know, traveling out west, like I'm like orangon trail 74 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 2: or some predible ones. 75 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 3: You could buy it Walmart. 76 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 2: Gosh, I don't even tell me about that, Susan. I 77 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 2: don't want to hear it, okay, because. 78 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 3: I'll beat me up. 79 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 2: I'm so bad. I'm eating toothpaste because I'm like, oh, 80 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 2: it's candy, you know. 81 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 3: Like, it's just we got to go to New York 82 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 3: and visit. Now we've got to help them out. 83 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: Wait, I have Before we get into anything, We're going 84 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: to move into a couple of things here. I just 85 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: want you to know when you came to Austin and 86 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: you didn't get me a ticket your show, I was jared. 87 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 2: This is this is unbelievable to me. I would have 88 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 2: gotten you anything. You wanted, but like, I don't like, oh, Austin, 89 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 2: let me wat. I just I post every day with 90 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 2: dates and you know what I do can do Jared. 91 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning and I say, let 92 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: me go to Jared Freeze website. 93 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 2: That's the first thing I do in the morning about 94 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 2: how about Jared, when's the next time you're here? And 95 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 2: I have the dates six months, I asked, And then 96 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 2: when I did, and you know what you said? My website, 97 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: the car, I would all your boyfriends, different boyfriend every 98 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 2: show you the driver, Yes, I would have had when Philadelphia? 99 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 2: So do you guys want to know? Okay, So I'll 100 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 2: probably be back at both those cities in the fall. 101 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 2: I'm working on a new hour. I just taped a 102 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 2: special in December. I'm trying to like, so you tape 103 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 2: a special and then the next morning you wake up 104 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 2: with no material, so like, because you want to have 105 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 2: you want to basically have a new hour that you 106 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 2: can tour once the new special comes out. So like, 107 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 2: I'm like out of my mind trying to work on 108 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 2: the special. So I've done the show in so many 109 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,039 Speaker 2: cities that like, I don't want to like bomb, you know, 110 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: everywhere I go. So I'm literally going to New Zealand tomorrow. 111 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 2: I am going to New Zealand and Australia wed. I've 112 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 2: never been. Would you like me? 113 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 3: I'll get your we will accompany. 114 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 2: You you're in. 115 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 3: I mean, we can give you some great storylines. 116 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 2: I would love that. I want my God. So I'm 117 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,359 Speaker 2: going to New Zealand tomorrow. It's my fortieth birthday tomorrow 118 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 2: and I'll be on a flight. Sun's age. Happy birthday 119 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 2: at least on you. 120 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 3: That makes you a Pisces. 121 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 2: Correct, I am a Pisce. 122 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 3: I am well behind you? 123 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 2: Okay, good goldfish in a tank? Perfect? That's right forgetting 124 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 2: five seconds? You know exactly how long are you gone for? Jared? 125 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 2: Three weeks? So it's no, this isn't any sort of 126 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 2: like nothing trip. This is like a so basically. 127 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 3: Is it a pray love trip? 128 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. It's not an eat trip. 129 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,799 Speaker 2: He can't pack a microwave with him, right, well, it'll 130 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,479 Speaker 2: definitely an eat you know, hopefully. I mean a woman 131 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 2: I can go down on. But I I just like 132 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 2: I had to wake Kathy up. 133 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 3: She took her a second. 134 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: Did you notice I was I was actually deciding which 135 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 1: of these many questions I was going to torment you with. 136 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 2: That's the way I you know, I'm going. I feel 137 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 2: I feel weird about it, Like I'm going, I'm forty, 138 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 2: I've never married, no kids. I remember being what's wrong 139 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 2: with you? What's what do you David? 140 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 3: That somebody Kathy said it's a red flag. I said, 141 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 3: he's never married kids. Oh, that's a red flag. 142 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 2: Maybe has good taste. Maybe you're you're the you know, 143 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 2: you're the fine wine that he's been waiting for. You know, 144 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean to a guy. But when 145 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 2: a woman's never married at forty, everyone's like, oh my god, 146 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 2: good care do you want to get married? I do 147 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 2: you know I have to be Jewish? Yeah? I think 148 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 2: she's got to be Jewish just because available do you 149 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 2: get thirty years? Okay, listen. The Jewish thing is more 150 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 2: like a it's me getting things out of the way. 151 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 2: It's like to me, I I I feel the Jewish 152 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 2: thing is like a short cut, like I don't have 153 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:53,679 Speaker 2: to explain summer camp. I don't have to explain conversions, right, 154 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 2: and then like I know Susan's gonna go no. But 155 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 2: Italians just like Jews, but only Italians say that. Jews 156 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 2: never say that, right, So exactly we go yes, do 157 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 2: we just go along with it? Do you say it? 158 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 3: They compare themselves to me every day. I said, I'll 159 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 3: go along anything else. 160 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 2: So wait, how do you do it? 161 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: Like I was gonna ask you, like, what's the quickest 162 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: way for a first date to score a second date? 163 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 2: But I got to get you the first date. It's hard. 164 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 2: I'm very distracted as far as like busy, you know, busy, 165 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 2: But that's an excuse. I do understand that's an excuse. Like, 166 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 2: you know, I think men generally have this like weird. Uh, actually, 167 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 2: you know you can look at it as romantic. I 168 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 2: do think a lot of men and I am. You 169 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 2: are twisted. You are. I'm a PMR agent for men. 170 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:44,439 Speaker 2: I've been doing for a decament. I've been the spokesan 171 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 2: spokesman for the Straight Male Data for over a decade. Okay, 172 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,079 Speaker 2: and no one else will talk about it about me 173 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 2: because I'm the only one who knows how to talk 174 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 2: about it in a positive way. I'm just saying, what 175 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 2: are you think A lot of men do this thing 176 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 2: where they're like someone it's it's out of coming of 177 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 2: age movies like that Coming of age movie with this 178 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 2: like oh my god, this woman that's perfect tailor made 179 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: for me shows up out of nowhere and convinces me 180 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 2: to go into this thing called delusion that's called marriage. So, like, 181 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 2: you know, and I think that's this delusional idea that 182 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be happy forever with one person. And that's 183 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,679 Speaker 2: how men kind of look at it. 184 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 1: It's like whoever said that your well, then you are 185 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,079 Speaker 1: delusion if you think you're gonna be happy forever. 186 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 2: Wow, I'd like to be like less unhappy than I 187 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 2: would be with the next person. 188 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,560 Speaker 1: Do you understand if you don't put your socks in 189 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: the hamper, the marriage is over? 190 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 2: Have you not learned these things yet? I'm one hamper 191 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,679 Speaker 2: away from being done this. 192 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 3: Once you have to my apartment, they spit out of 193 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 3: the stink. If you leave your spit the sink, you're ass. 194 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, but if I get hungry, I'll look it up. 195 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:03,280 Speaker 2: I told you. I I just you know. And so 196 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 2: I do think this can be looked at as romantic 197 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 2: because like, if a guy is like going after you, 198 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:12,239 Speaker 2: you are like whoa he has been like totally deluded 199 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 2: into thinking like I don't want to be alone. I 200 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 2: don't want to be not be bothered. I don't want 201 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 2: to have to worry about stock being in the hamper. 202 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,280 Speaker 2: So that is like I do have that delusion, but 203 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 2: I'm like I I do want to see the next 204 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,239 Speaker 2: episode of life. I feel like I'm living in reruns. 205 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,480 Speaker 2: I think i'd be a better person. I think i'd 206 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 2: be good at that. I think i'd be fun at that. 207 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 2: We had on the Up podcast, we had a uh 208 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 2: like a a tarot card reader on and she said something, Listen, 209 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 2: I'm looking to the stars, Kathy. I'm forty. I've never 210 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 2: had marriage, you know, so I gonna I gotta look 211 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 2: at the moon and see what the moon tells me. 212 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: You're playing with Wiiji boards, tarot and you wonder why 213 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: you've never been married? 214 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 2: How much time do. 215 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,120 Speaker 3: You have now? 216 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 2: I'm a total believer. Cat Let them tell Katy you 217 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 2: have one woman on this show. She'll tell you she 218 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 2: burdens stage to try and figure out what her apartments 219 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 2: screwed up. So like I I I'm telling a long story, Jared, Listen, 220 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 2: I'm a straight guy in a woman's world. That's like 221 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,560 Speaker 2: everything I end up end up doing is that. So, like, 222 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 2: I'm at Betcha's, like, you know, we have this tarot 223 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 2: she brings stones. I'm like, I keep an open mind. Okay, 224 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 2: I've had this stone up my ass for a week. 225 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 3: Minds of my window still in the bedroom getting light, Susan, 226 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 3: Love's coming, Love is coming. 227 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,400 Speaker 2: That's too big to go up your ass, Kathy, if 228 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 2: that can fit up your ass, I'll go fucking crazy. 229 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 2: If you're is this on YouTube? Kathy just pulled up 230 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 2: a fucking meteorite. 231 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,199 Speaker 3: It looked like a heart. 232 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: It's her heart, it's a heart. 233 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 3: It was better that Kathy. 234 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 2: This tarot card reader came on and she was like, 235 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 2: she was like, you're going to be the most full 236 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 2: version of yourself once you've gotten married, and like started 237 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,960 Speaker 2: that version. I do believe that, Like I I didn't. 238 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 2: That's an original wat to tell you well, it took 239 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 2: a witch for me to like, listen. 240 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what she looks like? 241 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: Like? 242 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 3: Do you know how you have to put it out 243 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 3: the universe? 244 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:20,680 Speaker 2: We had another esp woman draw picture of my She's 245 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 2: going to be curly hair Jewish. 246 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: She might be a bleached blonde, but originally she had 247 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 1: curly dark hair. 248 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 2: Come on Kathy. It's so funny you say that because 249 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 2: the picture they showed, I go, she's not Jewish. This 250 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 2: isn't her like this? I like it was it was 251 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 2: like some like you know, she looked like she came 252 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 2: from Utah. Like it was like I was like, no, 253 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 2: this ain't. I want to know how did you get 254 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 2: into comedy? 255 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: Because actually, I mean the fact that I got you 256 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: to spit your coke out a little bit makes me 257 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: think I have a future in comedy. 258 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 2: So let's get the open mics. There's a lot going 259 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 2: on and off with your conspiracy theories and you know, 260 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,480 Speaker 2: yell about you know, the vaccines or some ship. 261 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 3: Ladelia. I'll bring you downtown. We'll hit one if you. 262 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,319 Speaker 2: A great club. Philadelphia is a great comedy town. Austin's 263 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,200 Speaker 2: a great comedy town as well. But I I was, 264 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,439 Speaker 2: I was twenty five. I was selling life insurance and 265 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,679 Speaker 2: annuities because like in New York only because like I 266 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 2: graduated Econ major and I was like, I'll move to 267 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 2: New York because there's like there's there's hustle and women 268 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 2: in New York. That's that was my thing. Like I 269 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 2: was like, there's hustle and women, but no parking spaces 270 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,520 Speaker 2: and no parking no cars. Yeah, that's why I got 271 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 2: a hustle, got a run everywhere. So I I so, 272 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 2: I was like, I'll move to New York and like 273 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 2: I kind of like sat down at this you know, 274 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,839 Speaker 2: I'm cold calling. I'm like out of college trying to 275 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 2: figure shit out. And the best part of my day 276 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 2: was writing funny emails to friends. Was like ball busting 277 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 2: with my friends. So like I I was like, how 278 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,319 Speaker 2: and my dad and I like we would talk on 279 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,439 Speaker 2: the phone and like my you know, my family, like 280 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 2: everyone's entrepreneurs, everyone's like business people. Everyone everyone was like 281 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 2: sales I call. I always say we were salesman Jews. 282 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 2: We're not like we're not doctor Jews. We're not lawyer 283 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,280 Speaker 2: cloth bag Jews. No, no, no, we are sales I 284 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 2: come from salesman Jews, So like these are dumb Jews 285 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 2: who can sell. So I my dad and I when 286 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 2: we talk on the phone, we're talking about like TV. 287 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,080 Speaker 2: You know, like my dad's seen every sitcom ever that's 288 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 2: ever been made. So like we talked about like last 289 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 2: night's TV. We're not talking about the markets, Like that's 290 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 2: not of interest to me. 291 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah. 292 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 1: So I was like, right, your mother, Jared, your mother 293 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: wasn't you got to grow up and be a doctor, 294 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: you got to be a lawyer. 295 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 2: No, it's a big part of the story, Kathy. I 296 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 2: I have my theories on that because I told my parents. 297 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I'm gonna like treat 298 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,680 Speaker 2: this like grad school. I'm gonna like like my dad 299 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 2: was like, you're not married, you got money, you know, 300 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 2: you got savings, go do it like this is an investment. 301 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 2: So like he he saw it as like you're in 302 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 2: starting a business, which is a little ridiculous from him 303 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 2: advice and he was always in family businesses, so I 304 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 2: think he was like, do it, do whatever you to do. 305 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 2: So like that was my dad's perspective, my mom, and 306 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 2: you're right, Kathy, I think Mom's it's my opinion that 307 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,440 Speaker 2: you just want people to think that you did a 308 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 2: good job and when you're wrong. 309 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: I want to be able to go to the country 310 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: club and say my son who's a lawyer, my daughter 311 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: who's a physicians. 312 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 2: Talking about my whole point. So when you say my 313 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 2: son's a doctor, no one asks any other questions. They 314 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 2: don't go they go done, you did good job? A 315 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,760 Speaker 2: plus what type of doctor is he married? Because they 316 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 2: have a doligible guy that is Kathy did a good 317 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 2: job doctor son. I want my daughter to marry Kathy's son, 318 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 2: even though I have never met the guy fucking once. 319 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 2: So so with my my mom, like when I told 320 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 2: her I was going to do this, She's like, it 321 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 2: was like, how do I sell this? 322 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 3: You know, like she's like, what do I say? 323 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 2: You tell you? Yeah, what do I say? You do? 324 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 2: You're twenty five? What am I gonna say? You're a 325 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 2: fucking he makes people? But I'll never forget it. I 326 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 2: was like, so she never was like she was just 327 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 2: like kind of like she was supportive, but not in 328 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 2: And I remember I did a show in at a 329 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 2: casino in Connecticut at Foxwoods. At Foxwoods in Connecticut, you've 330 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 2: been so I'm I'm on stage and I'm bombing my 331 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 2: face off. And anytime I did Fox With, my parents 332 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 2: would come down from Boston because it was an hour away. 333 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 2: So they're watching what's your dad's name? Jerry? Jerry? What's 334 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 2: your mother? 335 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,720 Speaker 3: I want to hear the story? 336 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,479 Speaker 2: Leave please cause because. 337 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Kimsley, You're going me Jerry a spot 338 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: for you. 339 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 2: So I I go, I'm bombing so hard, not one laugh. 340 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 2: And then suddenly my mom is screaming, laughing at how 341 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,800 Speaker 2: badly it's going. And I literally look at the crowd 342 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 2: and I go, hey, this is how bad this is going. 343 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 2: The only one laughing is my mom. So the whole 344 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 2: crowd looks over and she's on like like a like 345 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 2: a like a tall seat, like a bar seat, and 346 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 2: they all start laughing that she's the only one laughing, 347 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 2: and they got it. What that was it? Just from 348 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 2: then on she was just like she was like into 349 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 2: it and like thinks I should be. I can't believe, 350 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 2: Like I can't believe I'm not the biggest and like 351 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 2: now her friends, like all her friends are going to 352 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 2: listen to this show, like all her friends they live 353 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 2: in a community in Boca, Like they are like. 354 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: My whole single guys. 355 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:45,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, Kathy, I'm telling you, like we're coming down, Kim, 356 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 2: you got a whole poolhouse. That's why when you guys 357 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 2: did your show, Like I was pretty positive. I was 358 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 2: a proponent of it, if I remember correctly, And then 359 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 2: like I was so excited and I was proven correct, 360 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,439 Speaker 2: and I'm not at my own back. But I was like, 361 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,399 Speaker 2: but I know these women going on this show, like 362 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,880 Speaker 2: I know them, they're my mom's I hang out with them, 363 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,719 Speaker 2: like I like going to my parents' house. I have 364 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 2: Martini's with my parents. Friends, we do talk about their 365 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 2: dating life if they're single. When you Guys came on 366 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 2: TV and ever and I was like, listen, if anything, 367 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,199 Speaker 2: this is going to be the greatest ad for someone 368 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 2: to go message them on Facebook that they've ever had 369 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 2: in their entire life. And I was right, And that's 370 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 2: why we loved the show. 371 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:32,919 Speaker 3: You the men and men they don't go on social media. 372 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 3: Women have balls, Women reach out. 373 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 2: I know. Well, the other problem with men is that 374 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,680 Speaker 2: we don't think we have to work on our dating. 375 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:45,200 Speaker 2: We don't know Jordans. Jordan was at my show last night. 376 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 2: He came to my show from the Golden Did you 377 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 2: get them a ticket? Do you get yeah? Of course? 378 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 3: And he said, what. 379 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 2: Should you know? Let me go into the show. I 380 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,720 Speaker 2: didn't reach out to him. I didn't go to his door, 381 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,880 Speaker 2: knock on it. Can I perform in your living room? Okay? 382 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 1: Along, I want to know how you got into Bachelor, 383 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,880 Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, how. 384 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 2: I'll tell you the story. My brother and I live together. 385 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 2: I have a younger brothers four years younger. He moved 386 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 2: to New York when I was already living there and 387 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,840 Speaker 2: we were like, let's get an apartment together. So I 388 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,840 Speaker 2: do stand up every night. I've been doing stand up 389 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 2: every night for almost fifteen years. I started at Open 390 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 2: Bikes in New York and then worked my way through 391 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 2: the whole kind of system, and now I'm going to 392 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 2: New Zealand and Australia. It is like it is who 393 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 2: I am as a person. As much as I'm Jewish, 394 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 2: I'm a comedian. So through that it's a grueling thing. 395 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 2: Like people think stand up because if you're good and 396 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,399 Speaker 2: you make it look easy, it's a It's grueling because 397 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,479 Speaker 2: at best you can get like a new working minute 398 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 2: every week, and that's if you're going on stage a lot. 399 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,639 Speaker 2: So like night is a lot every night I was. 400 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 2: I did three shows last night, so like and they're 401 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 2: fifteen minute sets in the city. But like then I'm 402 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 2: gonna go on the road. I do an hour on stage, 403 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 2: I'll do two hours in a night. I so while 404 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 2: I'm working towards that, you know, I just got it 405 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 2: at the Comedy Seller, which is the greatest comedy club 406 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 2: in the graduation. Thank you. This was like, yo, eight 407 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,600 Speaker 2: years when. 408 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,639 Speaker 1: You stop, when you stop with the pr selling, I 409 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: asked you how you got into The Bachelor, just say 410 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 1: I get to it. 411 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 2: I like a little workout. Listen, I like four place 412 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 2: had that stone up rass, She's ready. So one night 413 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 2: I got sick. I was like sick and I had 414 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:36,120 Speaker 2: to take the night off. She's got a little Yeah, 415 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:41,479 Speaker 2: that's a big one. So I I had worked, I 416 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 2: was sick, and so it's my brother and I literally 417 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 2: sitting on the couch shirtless watching TV together and he 418 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 2: and the Bachelor. I'm what. I love dating shows. I've 419 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,000 Speaker 2: loved reality shows my whole life. I've seen every reality 420 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 2: show and I was like started tweeting about it. I 421 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 2: had a little following, but the tweets were like going crazy. 422 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,119 Speaker 2: So I was like, I'll just tweet the rest of 423 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,880 Speaker 2: the episode, and like they were getting this like traction. 424 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,960 Speaker 2: So I was like, like I like to make fun 425 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Speaker 2: of things that don't matter. This is like my perfect wheelhouse. 426 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 2: So then I started taking nights off from stand up 427 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 2: to about the Bachelor, and everyone at the comedies are 428 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,879 Speaker 2: these are like older comedians. They're all like, what the 429 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with you? You take it? 430 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 3: Like they couldn't believe. 431 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 2: I was like no. And then I started doing Instagram 432 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 2: comes out with stories and I'm like, I was doing 433 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 2: this thing called Dudes watching rom Coms where I was 434 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 2: making fun of romantic comedies on my Instagram stories. So 435 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,160 Speaker 2: I was like, why don't I like combine the two. 436 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,159 Speaker 2: I'll make fun of the show while it's going on live. 437 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 2: And it was like I had my own TV show 438 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 2: every Monday night, you know, like and now I'm yelling 439 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,399 Speaker 2: at the show and like, honestly, the people with the 440 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,439 Speaker 2: celler like the sellers like my Home. They were like, 441 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 2: look at this loser, he's making fun. And then slowly, 442 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 2: like a year goes by and like girls are coming up, 443 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,760 Speaker 2: going hey, I just want to say how big a 444 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 2: fan I am. And they're all sitting there like what 445 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,119 Speaker 2: the fun from the Bachelor? Like they could believe it 446 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,400 Speaker 2: and to me like it, you know, I only make 447 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 2: fun with love. I'm not looking to make anyone mad, 448 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 2: Like I'm not looking at anybody. 449 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,919 Speaker 3: So were you live when The Golden was on? 450 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 2: Yes, I was doing the whole season I did, and 451 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,479 Speaker 2: then TikTok like that you know, you find just different 452 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 2: avenues for this, Like it's just wild that what I 453 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 2: love doing it so like I love that I get 454 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 2: to be fun and stupid and playful, like I get 455 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 2: in costumes, Like it's like it's stupid. It's just like 456 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,040 Speaker 2: stupid fun. And I think, like, you know what gets 457 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 2: lost in comedy, and like, you know, my stand up 458 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,919 Speaker 2: is about my family. It's about like I'm not up 459 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,160 Speaker 2: there to like make anyone angry. I'm not. I don't 460 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,920 Speaker 2: think that I'm being pulling away from subjects. But the 461 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,159 Speaker 2: subjects I enjoy talking about are personal stories about my 462 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,400 Speaker 2: life that someone can go that is how I feel too. 463 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 2: And with the bat they can relate Like whenever I 464 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 2: go to the make front of the Batchel like with 465 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 2: you guys, I could always relate you to how my 466 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 2: mom would be. And it's like whenever I say, like, 467 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,760 Speaker 2: this is not how my mom would act, and now 468 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,360 Speaker 2: I can do a bit about my mom, Like that's 469 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 2: like the most fun thing in the audience. 470 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,880 Speaker 3: With Sebastian man Scot, I'm like, yeah. 471 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, the same. And the Edmunds I got and I 472 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,960 Speaker 2: gotta tell Bastian's like the best at that he paints 473 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,880 Speaker 2: a picture better than anyone else, you know, like any 474 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 2: paint and it's like that's my family. 475 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, okay, So what was the Who did you 476 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,639 Speaker 1: like on our season? 477 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,440 Speaker 2: What did you like? You know, who is the best? 478 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,679 Speaker 2: What give me love? I loved the zipp It. I 479 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,919 Speaker 2: loved that was Susan. I love that you were like 480 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 2: the mother hen. I love that it's Kathy. I understood 481 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,479 Speaker 2: your plight like I understood, and I felt like you 482 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 2: and Teresa were just two different mothers in the same 483 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 2: pta like, and it was like two different mothering styles. 484 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 2: And I could see why I was the president, she 485 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,240 Speaker 2: was as secretary. Right, this was this is you were 486 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 2: definitely the president. You were definitely like you know, and 487 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 2: I could feel that, and I just like the whole 488 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 2: I just liked, you know what I liked about it. 489 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,359 Speaker 2: And I think with the Bachelor, uh needs, I like 490 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 2: reality in my reality TV and you guys were real 491 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 2: and I think more relatable to the everyday dater like 492 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 2: and and again, like I'm as I said in the beginning, 493 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,520 Speaker 2: like I'm kind of like tasked with being this straight 494 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 2: man in a woman's world. So my audience, I hear 495 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 2: from women, and I'm the U podcast is a dating 496 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 2: podcast mostly listened to by women. So like, I know 497 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,240 Speaker 2: that for all these women that listen to our show, 498 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,120 Speaker 2: they're like very successful, they're like killing it and everything else, 499 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,119 Speaker 2: but they have this one issue called dating, you know, 500 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,920 Speaker 2: and they're like, how did I not figure this out? 501 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 2: And I think The Bachelor where it infuriates people is 502 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 2: that they're like thirty men in their twenties are just 503 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,280 Speaker 2: screaming to get married. Fuck off. I don't see that 504 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 2: at all. 505 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,200 Speaker 3: What else could they do with us Goldens? They gotta 506 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 3: think of something. 507 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 2: New, guys, Well, this is what I want. I think 508 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,199 Speaker 2: The Bachelorette, like the fix of that show is to 509 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 2: have it be a thirty five year old woman who's 510 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,200 Speaker 2: like never married, no kids, great career, lawyer, CEO, whatever 511 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 2: that may be, someone like aspirational, and they need the 512 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 2: men to be in their forties, like I think that 513 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,080 Speaker 2: would like. And that's a show that like, why can't 514 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 2: it be a forty year old woman with a thirty 515 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 2: year old guy. It can be, It can be that 516 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 2: way too, But I'm just saying as far. 517 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 3: As excluding us, hello. 518 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 2: This the Goldens, we're not getting rid of the gold. 519 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 2: I'm saying, that's what the you know, like the relatability factor. 520 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you know, and and again like why 521 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,120 Speaker 2: can't it be younger? Well, I'm just trying to play 522 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 2: the numbers in the same way I only date Jews 523 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 2: because I'm like, I'm like playing the odds that we're 524 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,479 Speaker 2: gonna like hit it off more so than maybe someone 525 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,159 Speaker 2: not to say I couldn't. I'm just saying, these are 526 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 2: the odds, you know. 527 00:25:55,040 --> 00:26:00,240 Speaker 1: I mean, he's just saying he doesn't eat spaghetti every 528 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:00,800 Speaker 1: Monday night. 529 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 2: That's all he say. 530 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,480 Speaker 3: He said it was Monday's Sunday gravy. 531 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 2: Puts ketchup on a spaghetti. So that's like horrifying to suit. 532 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 1: Okay, I have a question, Jared. When you're a couple 533 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: of things here, when how do you not be funny 534 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,879 Speaker 1: all the time? Like how what do you do to 535 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: come down? 536 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 2: If you people? This is the hard part about like 537 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,960 Speaker 2: hang like you know, anyone can cut me out at 538 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,679 Speaker 2: the knees and be like why aren't you being funny? 539 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,119 Speaker 2: Like like I don't. I'm actually like more reserved than 540 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 2: people would assume, Like I know I would do that. Yeah, 541 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,560 Speaker 2: I don't want. 542 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,480 Speaker 3: That's how people think I'm wild and crazy and I. 543 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 2: Just spent two weeks with you and she is wild. 544 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,199 Speaker 2: Here's the other thing. First, can I give you a 545 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 2: rose or two? Do you guys doing your facelifts on 546 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,159 Speaker 2: social media? What awesome? You look amazing? But I I 547 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 2: I because my mom did it like that, like and 548 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 2: that is like one of those things they're like, what 549 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 2: a what a mitzvah you did? For other women that 550 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:11,360 Speaker 2: are like she doesn't know Jared, it's like giving someone 551 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 2: some old pasta out of the It's. 552 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 3: Like saying it's okay, I'm doing. 553 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,400 Speaker 2: It a good deed, I think. 554 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,880 Speaker 3: So we also got crucified for doing it as well. 555 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,439 Speaker 2: You know, that's the that's the horrible thing about social 556 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 2: media is like you're not doing anything unless there's someone angry, 557 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 2: and the crucification like that comes from a place of 558 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,280 Speaker 2: like hurt and and all their own issues, right, and 559 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,399 Speaker 2: it is funny, like it sucks, I mean, like the 560 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 2: social media and like that's for me, Like I would 561 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,479 Speaker 2: love to have been more mainstream, just to not have 562 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 2: to deal with So I have friends that like, you know, 563 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 2: we're casting things and they're like there their Instagram means 564 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,439 Speaker 2: is fun for them and like for me. You know, 565 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 2: the Instagram runs on the fossil fuel of anger, you know, 566 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 2: So what do you? What do you I'm the most 567 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,879 Speaker 2: the least. I'm the least, you know, inflammatory person in 568 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,640 Speaker 2: the world on there. 569 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:16,440 Speaker 3: So if you're with the woman, you're not funny all 570 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 3: the time, right. 571 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,240 Speaker 2: I know. It's that's why he's never with a woman, 572 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,120 Speaker 2: that's right. 573 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,359 Speaker 3: You don't know how to shut it all right, I don't know. 574 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 3: In the middle of our guys and he's gonna say 575 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,880 Speaker 3: something funny, I'd kill him. 576 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,600 Speaker 2: Is that a fart? Or you know? I don't know. 577 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 2: I I can turn it off. I just it's it's 578 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 2: hard because I don't I'm not like looking to be. 579 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 2: I don't know. I I don't think I'm funny, just 580 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 2: like you're just yet, right, Oh. 581 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,480 Speaker 1: I need you to be serious for a second because 582 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,160 Speaker 1: I have an important so you know, you know you've 583 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: met the Bachelor's you know, if if there were to 584 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: be a golden or a paradise, golden paradise, who would 585 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: your mattresses. 586 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 3: I'm not sweating in Mexico. I'm telling you right now, 587 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 3: I'm not sweating in Bachelor. 588 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 2: And would have been great they do. If they do one, 589 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 2: who would you mattress up with anybody? I don't know 590 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 2: who I would I want I think they should do 591 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 2: like Bachelor in Paradise style, but I want to guys. Yeah, 592 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:19,320 Speaker 2: let's bring in some new some new dudes and bring 593 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 2: them in and localize it like. I think localizing to 594 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 2: Boca would be like a fun like put you guys 595 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 2: in a community, golf club. Community. We'll do like my clubs. 596 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,080 Speaker 2: I'll bring my let's let's let's rent it out, do 597 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 2: it big. I think it would be. 598 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 3: Have your mother drive me around in her golf cart, because. 599 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 2: You can do that. 600 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be looking for all the retired doctors and 601 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,880 Speaker 1: lawyers on the golf. 602 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:45,200 Speaker 3: Course with his mother's friends. I got news for you. 603 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 3: I don't all right, we gotta get serious for one 604 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 3: part of this. 605 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 2: I just want to point it wait before season. 606 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: I just want to point out he didn't have one 607 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: name for you or me, not one name yet particular. 608 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,600 Speaker 3: Baby, give him a minute. 609 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 2: By the end of the trying to shake someone down 610 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 2: for a date. 611 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,600 Speaker 3: I have a question for you. What's the quickest way 612 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 3: for a first date to score a second date with you. 613 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 2: I don't know. 614 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,240 Speaker 3: What would make you want a second d. 615 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 2: Here's the thing. A good first date is good improv. 616 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,160 Speaker 2: It's not good stand up. A bad first day is 617 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 2: someone doing stand up for someone else. A good first 618 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 2: date is two people. I have no I have no 619 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 2: freaking clue what you just said. Could first date is 620 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 2: me performing for someone else. A good first date is 621 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 2: me performing with someone. So I want someone that we 622 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 2: can go back and forth. 623 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,800 Speaker 3: And we're talking to us, the three of us. 624 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,880 Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a little friend here. We 625 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 2: got Susan. We're in Kathy, trying to come to your house. 626 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 3: We're flying in Philly when you're perform in Philly. Kathy 627 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 3: and I are going to come up just first. 628 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 2: Part eyes love it. I'll get a room. I'll make 629 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 2: sure it's nice. Four seasons, all right. 630 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 1: That'll do it for part one of our episodes with Jared. 631 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,760 Speaker 1: Be sure to stay tuned for Part two, dropping later 632 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: this week.