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Speaker 1: The Nicki Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Oh nick Glaser tossing? Hi here, I am a Nicky Glazer.

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Speaker 2: It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about for you guys, but for me,

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Speaker 3: that bass was bumping on that intro song today, Brian,

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Speaker 3: did you get a load of that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I asked Anna to turn with the bass and

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Speaker 1: she said fine.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad she gave us a new cut of that

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Speaker 2: song that we've had for Hown't long have we doing

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Speaker 2: this podcast? Twenty twenty one? Three years?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's been that long. Brian. First off, I haven't

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Speaker 2: even talked to you yet, even before we started the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for the Taylor Swift magazine that

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Speaker 2: you sent me. That was so nice, and always sent

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Speaker 2: you a text about it.

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Speaker 3: But like people don't understand, like these little tailor Swift

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Speaker 3: magazines are popping up everywhere. You'll seem Hudson News'll see

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Speaker 3: them at the grocery store. There's like new versions every month.

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Speaker 3: I won them all, and guess what, I'm not buying

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Speaker 3: them for myself because it's too indulgent and and I just.

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Speaker 2: Think that magazines are a waste of money.

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Speaker 3: So I want you if people need to get me

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Speaker 3: a gift that's relatively inexpensive, because there's like, well they

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Speaker 3: just like every publishing company that does you know, magazine

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Speaker 3: print is like, okay, let's do a Taylor Swift edition.

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Speaker 3: You just buy a bunch of Getty images, you pay

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Speaker 3: someone to write some stories about her life and her trajectory,

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Speaker 3: and it's a and you sell it as like a

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Speaker 3: special edition and it can be on the shelves for months.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the one you bought me, it doesn't even

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Speaker 3: have tortured poets in it, like her life is updated,

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Speaker 3: and you bought it in February, like her life is

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Speaker 3: already different. So they can keep putting out new ones

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Speaker 3: every month because this is the updated one.

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Speaker 1: But it's really good your goal as something to read

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Speaker 1: on the plane. But it worked out that I'd never heard.

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Speaker 1: I just had a car for months.

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Speaker 2: No I needed it. It arrived in my life at

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Speaker 2: the right time. I was so excited to flip through it.

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Speaker 3: And just go like, oh, she's so cute there, Chris,

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Speaker 3: look at this one where she's so cute. My my

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Speaker 3: goal lately has been proving to Chris she is super

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Speaker 3: duper sexy because he's just like he like sees her

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Speaker 3: almost like a sister. He's just like, I just can't

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Speaker 3: don't sexualize her, And I'm like, you need to because

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Speaker 3: she's sexy, And so I keep showing him videos. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: look at this dance. I'm like, if I did that,

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Speaker 3: you would be absolutely seduced. Don't act like that is

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Speaker 3: not a sexy move.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't even do that.

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Speaker 3: That's so sexy. And he's starting to buy in. I'm

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Speaker 3: getting him to buy in on things. What I got

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Speaker 3: him to buy in on last night that he finally

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Speaker 3: gave into and I've been pushing for years was Always Sunny,

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Speaker 3: because I knew he'd love it. Who doesn't love Always Sonny.

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Speaker 3: He's resisted it because I think it was I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I can't even surmise. I could surmise, but I shan't

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Speaker 3: about why he wasn't wanting to watch it. But I

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Speaker 3: was like, just let's watch. Let's start from the beginning.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen the first season.

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Speaker 2: I jumped in.

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Speaker 3: I just willy nilly episodes, you know, because you can.

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Speaker 3: You don't have it doesn't follow overly.

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Speaker 1: Narrative, I mean a loose narrative, but you can still

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Speaker 1: figure it out. It's like South, It's like it's like

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Speaker 1: almost all I think that in that show, it's Danny

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Speaker 1: DeVito is probably who's sexy and distracting. You can't really

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Speaker 2: He can be Oh my god. We watched so the

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Speaker 2: ones that I showed him, we started we watched. Are

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Speaker 2: you familiar with the show?

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Speaker 1: Yes, to a degree.

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Speaker 2: Have you watched a lot?

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Speaker 1: I've watched it a lot, but I mean there's quite

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Speaker 1: a lot of seasons.

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Speaker 2: You've watched it enough? Okay, Yeah, there's there's.

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Speaker 1: The longest running live action comedy Sitcom's.

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Speaker 2: Simple but Simpsons, Simpson's takes animated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've talked.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's so impressive. Yeah, and they are.

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Speaker 3: I think it's one of the best shows ever. It's

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Speaker 3: like up there with Veep for me in terms of comedy.

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Speaker 3: And I watch it again. It's so nostalgic. And Seinfeld too.

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Speaker 3: I've been going back to it just like obsessed with

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Speaker 3: was almost right out of the Gate, it got more

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Speaker 3: their pilot episode is the Gang Gets Very.

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Speaker 1: Pilot episode of Always Sonny is one of the best

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Speaker 1: pilot written pilots of any really, absolutely, and what's really

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Speaker 2: I've known, I mean it, I agree, but I didn't

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Speaker 2: know it was heralded as that.

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Speaker 1: I herald it. I think a lot of people do,

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Speaker 1: at least in the comedy space. You won't. You wouldn't

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Speaker 2: To Fraser is the one I heard Fraser.

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Speaker 1: Fraser, though, has had the classics cheer Cheers has the

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Speaker 1: So if you're basing it off of that, then yeah.

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Speaker 1: But Always Sonny is also quite remarkable because they did

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Speaker 3: I still haven't watched it yet, but I hear that

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Speaker 1: No, probably not, And they funded it themselves or Shane did,

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Speaker 1: and just like always Sonny, it looks.

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Speaker 2: Great, very similar.

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Speaker 3: And also Jlo's show that I talked about on the

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Speaker 2: The jloa.

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Speaker 3: I watched jlo docum which I didn't give the name up.

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Speaker 3: So please, I'm begging you, bessies, you.

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Speaker 2: Have to watch it. It's so good.

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Speaker 3: No matter what you think about Jayla Weather, you don't

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Speaker 3: Never Told, which is based on Ben Affleck's like letters

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Speaker 2: No, it was really romantic. And then she busts it

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Speaker 3: She's like, read the letters. I want you to be inspired.

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Speaker 3: Like this is what I'm making this album off of.

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Speaker 3: And then Ben finds out and is like, what is

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Speaker 3: she doing? Like that was like a private thing between us,

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Speaker 3: But then it's ultimately he's like, it's her art, Like

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Speaker 3: of just got to suck it up. I don't want

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Speaker 3: to make art from highly personal things. But she feels

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Speaker 3: her growth from being an insecure woman who didn't get

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Speaker 2: I guess it is what I think she's trying to say.

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Speaker 3: But she has to sell fun the whole thing because

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Speaker 2: Documentary about making that movie.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I'll do it myself, and that you know

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Speaker 2: the happy ending at the end is well.

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Speaker 3: Because you're watching it, you already know spoiler alert, it

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Speaker 3: gets bought by Amazon right like, but there's no way

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Speaker 1: It over and over again. Her industry are filled with cowards.

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Speaker 3: But I like that she did it herself and lost

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Speaker 2: Shoot with that.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's doing that nowadays. Kevin Costner thirty eight million dollars

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Speaker 3: What are these standing ovations gave where people are now

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Speaker 1: It is to do the standing ovation. I can't even

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Speaker 3: because they're just excited at your existence. Is a she

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Speaker 3: why she does that. Anyway, continue what you read.

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Speaker 1: I would say it's harder even for the person on

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Speaker 1: like gifts. I don't like receiving gifts because I have

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Speaker 1: And imagine having to do that for applause for ten

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like, I like gifts if I like them,

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Speaker 3: so like she like, it's not that she doesn't like

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Speaker 3: She I mean, if you let it in, sixty five

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Speaker 3: Then you just get mad at them because you're out

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Speaker 1: It's a really bad thing to do. If someone has

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Speaker 2: Because they don't have one. For someone who is give

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's like I remember one time when Chris

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Speaker 2: He's gonna hang up the phone and I'm not even

443
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,080
Speaker 2: it's like, please stay on the line with me, because

444
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:39,360
Speaker 2: when we hang this up, like or just like please,

445
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,480
Speaker 2: like I just wanted him to take pity on me, like, Okay,

446
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,399
Speaker 2: this is so you're so pathetic. I guess yes, if

447
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,440
Speaker 2: this will keep you going for a couple more days

448
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:47,920
Speaker 2: or something.

449
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,879
Speaker 3: It was just so sad, and that's why I remember

450
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,720
Speaker 3: the curtain that I was looking at, because it was

451
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,320
Speaker 3: a it was a new loaf my life. And then

452
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,399
Speaker 3: sometimes you, oh my god, sometimes as a woman, you

453
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:02,680
Speaker 3: try to seduce them, like to get them back, like

454
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,119
Speaker 3: and and you you try to be sexy, sexy, and

455
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:10,200
Speaker 3: it's so desperate and it's so like, oh, that one's.

456
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,960
Speaker 1: So bad because what you have to realize is that

457
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,560
Speaker 1: they've It's not like they were just like they woke

458
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,240
Speaker 1: up that morning and was like, oh, let me call

459
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,200
Speaker 1: Nikki break up. Now, this has been something that they've

460
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,160
Speaker 1: been going over in their head for probably a few

461
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:28,200
Speaker 1: weeks and work themselves up to say it. And so

462
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,840
Speaker 1: after all of that, it's very unusual for a desperate

463
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,120
Speaker 1: please to turn it around. And so the sexual thing

464
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,440
Speaker 1: doesn't work either, because probably by that point one of

465
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,880
Speaker 1: the reasons why you're gonna.

466
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,800
Speaker 3: Be the repulse by you repulse, yeah, absolutely, and not

467
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,600
Speaker 3: because if you're physically they just like hate you, and

468
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,560
Speaker 3: so physically you read as.

469
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,000
Speaker 1: Dispisible, like to think that men are pigs, and they are,

470
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 1: and that all they care about is looks. But there

471
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,119
Speaker 1: is for everybody, even the pigs, even the construction workers,

472
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,680
Speaker 1: there is all always a mental aspect to sexual attraction,

473
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 1: and that needs to be there for men to really

474
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,960
Speaker 1: be horned up, especially when you're in a long term

475
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,520
Speaker 1: relationship and you've gotten used to the looks part.

476
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,880
Speaker 3: Right, Like trying to like seduce your husband of ten

477
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 3: years is got to feel like at that point they've

478
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,800
Speaker 3: seen so much, like it's just.

479
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 1: Not it doesn't work. Well, it works. It works if

480
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 1: they want to be seduced, or right, yeah there's or

481
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 1: secretly they want to be seduced they don't have overtly,

482
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:33,640
Speaker 1: or if.

483
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 3: They're just like usually at that point they're like getting

484
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 3: it somewhere else, you know, Like they're not even like

485
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,200
Speaker 3: dying to be to fuck you, Like that's not even

486
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 3: what it's about, I guess for I think for men

487
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 3: sometimes And but yeah, I mean I still.

488
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,960
Speaker 1: Try it at that time, you play the mental game,

489
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 1: you see, but.

490
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 3: Only if I'm turned on now, like I'll just do it.

491
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,199
Speaker 3: If I'm like, oh, this happens to be the thing

492
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,320
Speaker 3: I want to do anyway I wouldn't. The sad part

493
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 3: is when you don't even want it and you're just trying,

494
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:00,359
Speaker 3: if you.

495
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 1: Both don't want it, and you're just you know, two

496
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,880
Speaker 1: people sitting in recliners reading there.

497
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,400
Speaker 3: They're just a girl laying in a toub masturbating loud

498
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 3: enough for a boyfriend to hear in the next room.

499
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 3: And you don't even want to do it. You don't

500
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 3: even want to be doing what you're doing. That is

501
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 3: a sad moment in a girl's life. If you just

502
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 3: trying to get someone to turn around because you're so hot,

503
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 3: they can't help themselves.

504
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 1: If you are goosed up though, and you want it,

505
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: yeah okay, and the other person doesn't. They haven't wanted

506
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 1: it for a while. There is for every personality a

507
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: thing that you can do mentally to put them in

508
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: a state of whatever it is, anxiety or whatever that

509
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: would make them want to fuck you. It might be extreme,

510
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: it might not be, but there is something. You have

511
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: to figure out what that is. Because everyone's got a

512
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: thing that if you did the right sequence of events,

513
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 1: they would get horned up for you.

514
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 3: I have given my lover a guaranteed spot if he

515
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,199
Speaker 3: whispers into a part of mind that I didn't even

516
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 3: know existed until he did that one time.

517
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, what's happening to me?

518
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: Like it literally was like what the It's like, it's

519
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 3: like almost as uh, it does things to my brain

520
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,959
Speaker 3: like that. You're like you're you know, like your clitoris

521
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 3: does to your brain. Like I'm not even joking you.

522
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 3: It's like the most orogenos zone. It's right on my neck.

523
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 3: I can't even like find, but it.

524
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 2: Makes me just go.

525
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 3: I don't even know, And I don't want to give

526
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 3: it away because I think it's like a round back here.

527
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 3: But no one really ever breathes there, but a couple

528
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 3: times Chris just accidentally has because we're just like laying

529
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 3: or cuddling or something, and I'm just like, what's happening,

530
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 3: Like I'm like a dog that Like.

531
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: I think that's your vegus nerve. Your vegus nerve starts

532
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 1: in your brain.

533
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 3: My vegas nerve is here. I I used to have

534
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 3: a vegas nerve stimulator for my depression and it didn't work.

535
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 3: It would just pull my face down like violently. Yeah.

536
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 2: Really, well, I don't even know if I feel them

537
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 2: I push, I feel like in my brain, like it's

538
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 2: just like I feel horny in my brain. But I

539
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 2: guess that has to be related to that.

540
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 3: But it's just I've told him, like, if you ever

541
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 3: want tab sex, like that's all you have to do

542
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 3: is just whisper, Like literally, we shouldn't even give this

543
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 3: code out to strangers because it's that crazy, like it's

544
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 3: it unlocks something in me and I And so the

545
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 3: other night, I was like, why don't you, like I've

546
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 3: told you, why don't just do it every time? But

547
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 3: I think, like sometimes you don't even want the easy

548
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 3: way in, you like want to earn in a different way.

549
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: What do you mean by I guess, But I'm just like,

550
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 3: like I think I think sometimes men don't like to

551
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 3: be told what to do because they want to figure

552
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 3: it out themselves. You yeah, And I get that, Like

553
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 3: sometimes if some guy was just like, I like when

554
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 3: you do this, I'd be like, I mean, I don't know,

555
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 3: I can think of relate to it in other ways

556
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 3: in my life, but I find that sometimes when you're

557
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 3: like this exact thing, they try a version of their

558
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 3: version of that. And this isn't like this isn't just Chris,

559
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: and then it's not even Chris, except and maybe this way,

560
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: but I don't even think in that way.

561
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: But I just has found that to be true.

562
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:11,439
Speaker 1: Somewhat emasculating to just follow the instructions because it feels

563
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: like you didn't. It's not it could be anybody, like

564
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: they just told you how to do it, so you're

565
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: not in control of the situation. Now you're just some

566
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: cook following orders.

567
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 3: Yet you don't mind following instructions on a YouTube video

568
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 3: on how to install a sink. You're not like, you know,

569
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 3: putting your own pizazz on that, right. Isn't that about

570
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 3: like just do it the way? It's exactly said that.

571
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: He does so. But I think they said, I think

572
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: you can give orders in the heat of the moment

573
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: maybe and it will like if you just it depends

574
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: on the type of person.

575
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the next thing for me is like not

576
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 3: in the heat of the moment. It's like that's the

577
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 3: thing to start it. Yeah, you need but no, it's

578
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 3: all about communication. And that's uh, that's the theme of communication.

579
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, what that's what j Lo communicated

580
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: with Ben Affleck with those letters.

581
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 3: No, everyone's gonna watch that documentary, but I do think that, Yeah,

582
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 3: it reminded me a lot of Chris and me, Ben

583
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 3: and her because she has all these like hair brained,

584
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: kind of crazy ideas about like I just want to

585
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: like everyone to know everything about.

586
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: Me, and he's just like, okay, well, let's just talk

587
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 2: about it.

588
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 3: And then there's a scene where she's like, this is

589
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 3: this is the this is bad, this is the worst,

590
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 3: Like I'm embarrassing, like this is shit. It's shit, and

591
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 3: he's like okay, and it's kind of shit at that point,

592
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 3: and he's kind of like being like, Okay, well, this

593
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 3: is the first time you're doing this, like maybe you're learning,

594
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 3: and also you can't say it's shit yet, like we're

595
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: not even done. It's not even close to being done.

596
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, but so far it's shit. You'll

597
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 3: admit it, right, like trying to get him to admit it,

598
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 3: and he like won't, but he also does agree, but

599
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 3: he like finds a way to calm her to like

600
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 3: be like even he's not negating what she's saying because

601
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 3: he knows it's true too, but he's like gives her

602
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 3: a perspective that kind of calms her down.

603
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 2: And it reminded me of me and Chris of being

604
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 2: like this is just the worst.

605
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 3: And sometimes he's like, yeah, this isn't good, Like what

606
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 3: you've done is not great because it's stuff she this

607
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 3: is all stuff j Loo's doing and it's it's wild.

608
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: I love I love it so much I even rewatched.

609
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 3: So the it's the documentary is about the music video

610
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: like she did wanted to do like a Purple Rain,

611
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 3: like a movie with all of her music videos, like.

612
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: Not music videos. They keep saying, don't call it a

613
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: music video.

614
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: It's a yeah yeah, or Beyonce's Lemonade like something like that.

615
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 3: And so, but it's about her breakup and she works

616
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,479
Speaker 3: in a heart factory. She's it's all and it's it's

617
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: kind of comedy in there too. Fat Joe is her therapist,

618
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 3: post Malone, isn't it Jane Fonda. There's all these cameos,

619
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 3: Trevor Noah, no digress type, what's his uh Neil Degress,

620
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:53,239
Speaker 3: Tyson Anyway, it's but the and then bet Affleck does

621
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 3: it like a funny cameo. It's it's it's wild though,

622
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 3: because it is someone who she's just just putting it

623
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 3: all out there. And I'm like, is this it's I

624
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 3: kind of like it because now I'm a Jlo fan

625
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: from the documentary. I'm a legit Jlo fan. I go

626
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 3: back on everything I ever thought or said about her

627
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 3: in the past, in private or public.

628
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 2: I love j Lo. I think she's cool.

629
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 3: I think she is so talented. I think she is funny,

630
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: and I think she's hard working. And yes, there are

631
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 3: some stories out there that make me go, what, like,

632
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 3: I've heard some stuff, but she's just doing her and

633
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 3: figuring it out and all and all. She seems like

634
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: a really nice person. But she did produce the documentary

635
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 3: that I learned this.

636
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so this is part you just like fell

637
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: for and if she's not.

638
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 3: But the thing is, people are taking footage from this

639
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: documentary and putting it on TikTok and she's having this

640
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 3: moment where people are tearing her down because of how

641
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 3: out of touch she seemed, which if you watch the

642
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 3: whole documentary, you will like not see it that way.

643
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 3: I don't think I made Sarah Lena, and I'm make

644
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 3: Sara Lena watched it.

645
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 2: I forced her.

646
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, please, I need someone else in Girls Chat

647
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 3: to like consume this and give me feedback.

648
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: And she loved it too and was so inspired and

649
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: we both like Jayla in the same way.

650
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 3: So I really do think if you watch the documentary

651
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 3: all the stuff you've seen on TikTok that's made you go,

652
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 3: oh my god, why did she say that, you'll kind

653
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 3: of go Actually, she's kind of cool and inspired.

654
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: It's a good idea. I think more people should do this,

655
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: like like Ellen should make it documentary about her view

656
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: of her workplace and then everyone can watch it. We

657
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: should get that side.

658
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think that's what she's doing with her

659
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 3: comedy special. I mean, this is Jlo can't do a

660
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 3: comedy special where she like tells the truth into a microphone,

661
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 3: And I think that's what Ellen's addressing it on her

662
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 3: next special.

663
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Speaker 1: I have no idea she does have us No, that's

664
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Speaker 1: what she said. That was the press. She does have

665
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: a special coming out. Yeah, yeah, but it would be cool.

666
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: We should see all the all the other sides. You know.

667
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: The documentaries are always on what's supposed to be the

668
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: good side, Like we always see like the documentary that's

669
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: about SeaWorld and how it's bad. But now SeaWorld should

670
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: make it documentary telling their side of this.

671
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 2: It's good. I would never watch it.

672
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: Well, you watched the one I have no interest.

673
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: Well oh that's a good point, well, j Loo.

674
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Speaker 3: Even if I don't like her, I'm still fascinated by her,

675
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 3: and I want to see evidence why I don't like.

676
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: I want to fill up my little But it didn't

677
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 3: fill it up. It fucking dismantled it. So it's yeah,

678
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 3: that's a good but I wouldn't want to fill up

679
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 3: my hatred of Sea World.

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Speaker 1: I actually can't watch what if OJ had. I mean,

681
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 1: he's passed on now, but what if OJ came out

682
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: with his documentary? I guess he had that book.

683
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Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing, though, I'm not on the j Loo.

684
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: I didn't like, but I was like, I don't. I

685
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, maybe you're right, but I don't think.

686
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Speaker 3: Right.

687
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: I don't think think the crime wasn't as bad that.

688
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 3: I just thought she was kind of phony versus the stabbing,

689
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 3: decapitating his wife and her potential lover who was just

690
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Speaker 3: returning some sunglasses.

691
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

692
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 3: But I will say that I have some friends that

693
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Speaker 3: watch like a Scott Peterson documentary, and I thought I

694
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 3: was one hundred percent sure that that guy killed his wife,

695
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 3: like and they're like, no, he didn't. I'm like what,

696
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 3: So sometimes I am open to having my mind totally

697
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 3: blown because my friends said that.

698
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Speaker 2: But but yeah, you'll you'll.

699
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Speaker 3: I think I think Bestie's you're similar enough to me,

700
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 3: you'll you'll walk out of it being inspired by j

701
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Speaker 3: Lo speaking of I think we're speaking about specials or something.

702
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because Rachel and I were talking about her

703
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 3: special yesterday and how she was like says what she

704
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 3: says like doing stand up is like her final word,

705
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 3: Like if she were to die, this is like her

706
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,719
Speaker 3: last I forget what she uses as like her closing

707
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 3: arguments kind of like when you're you know, uh, prosecuting

708
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 3: someone of like this is what and that's how she

709
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 3: uses And I thought that was pretty interesting, which it

710
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 3: is that it's you do get to do that as

711
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: a stand up community, and you just speak as you.

712
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: Actors do not get to do that ever.

713
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't even music is probably don't know how to

714
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: speak as them because they are an empty tusk that

715
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Speaker 1: is a refill container for whatever character they're portraying, and

716
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: they lose who they are and become some sort of

717
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: soulless creature. But that's just my view. I don't know

718
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: if I have ever regres with that.

719
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 2: I don't really know the psyche of actors, and I'm

720
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: to be honest with you, I'm not really interested in it.

721
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: I just don't really care. I'm not like, Wow, what

722
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: motivates you to be someone else? I don't care as

723
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 3: much as people aren't probably interested in being, like, what

724
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 3: makes you a comedian? I mean some people do care.

725
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: I'm sure other people don't give a fuck about what

726
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 3: makes comedians. Who gives a shit you'r a comedian and

727
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 3: just be one. Don't explore why you're different and cool?

728
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 3: But uh, I, but did you see my special? Two

729
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 3: million views?

730
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Speaker 1: Well, so now I saw the thing you just posted.

731
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: I didn't know if that was a huge number, two million,

732
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Speaker 2: but I guess it is.

733
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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so you just posted on your Instagram stories

734
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Speaker 1: today a great piece of information.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my special? Uh to get the word uh is

736
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 2: streaming is breaking streaming records?

737
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Speaker 3: Okay, here they just posted a premiere to celebrate Watch

738
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Speaker 3: It before you Die, biggest HBO comedy special premiere in

739
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: over two years, Nicki Glazer, Someday You'll die HBO just posted.

740
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Speaker 1: Deadline, said Nicki Glazer, Someday You'll die set streaming record

741
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Speaker 1: for HBO. What does that mean? That sounds a lot

742
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: better than most watched special in two years? So which

743
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: one is?

744
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 3: Now?

745
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: Wait, what is the other?

746
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: One? Say?

747
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: It's break streaming record. Well, they were more vague.

748
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 3: The record is it's the biggest HBO comedy special premiere. Okay,

749
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 3: they they this is this is how press works. So

750
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: the headline that Deadline put up looks more impressive than

751
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 3: what the actual thing is.

752
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: Well, what but in over years?

753
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 3: Why?

754
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: What was there the other hbos didn't I don't know,

755
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: also come out two years ago on HBO you you

756
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: you broke your own?

757
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, beat my own?

758
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 3: Well, I I think I was number one the year

759
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 3: my special came out, too, but it wasn't like this

760
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 3: level where it was like, I think I'm going to

761
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: be number one by a pretty I mean.

762
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Speaker 1: It's pretty It's been pretty amazing seeing not just your

763
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: special be in the top ten of the HBO, but

764
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: the Tom Brady Roast being in the top ten of

765
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: the Netflix thing, and then Chris's show being also in

766
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: the top ten. The Kevin Hart Mark Twain Prize that's

767
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: pretty incredible and now on on you know, on Netflix,

768
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: it's like Bridgerton tires.

769
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wrote to my publicist in over two years,

770
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: what other special beat mine? Three years ago? I want

771
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: you know, you're right, I should? And why do we

772
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: need to put that? Where is there another? Can't we

773
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: just say?

774
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 3: But if you say beat streaming record, you go I

775
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 3: want to know what the streaming record is?

776
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: Right, Well, maybe there's an article attached to it. There's

777
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: there's probably information.

778
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me read it. Let me see if it's

779
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: if it's in there HBO, let's see.

780
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: Okay, reading an article?

781
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: All right?

782
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: Uh.

783
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 3: The comedian's latest special, NIK Somebody That Die, has generated

784
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: two million cross platform viewers since a premiere on May eleventh,

785
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: according to the Warner Brothers Discovery Uh. The company also

786
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 3: said the special had the best premiere night for an

787
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 3: HBO special in more than two years. That just slightly

788
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 3: outperforms her previous special, Good Clean Filth, with which amassed

789
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 3: one point nine across platforms in the same timeframe from

790
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 3: its own debut. That special was also nominated for a Critics'

791
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 3: Choice Award for Best Comedy Special.

792
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: Do I Smell An Emmy coming.

793
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 3: Somebody You'll Die is currently pacing to have the top

794
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: streaming audience for any comedy special in the history of

795
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 3: mass Okay, taped in December. Blah blah blah de b Yeah,

796
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: it's uh yeah, this well, this is really good for

797
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 3: my emmy.

798
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: Let's do it.

799
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Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that.

800
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 3: Well, I'm winning that Emmy right because I've manifested and

801
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 3: already happened, and I have the feeling in my body

802
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 3: of which if I had, uh, if it had already happened.

803
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 3: That's how you manifest things. I'm really getting into that. Yeah,

804
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 3: like what you just I haven't well, yes, I've won it.

805
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: It just hasn't happened in the time of my life yet.

806
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 3: But it, uh, you're supposed to feel the feeling. I'll

807
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: get into it later. We have to go to break

808
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 3: but I'm going to come back and tell you about

809
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 3: how to manifest things because I'm working on it.

810
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 2: All right, we're back.

811
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 3: Manifestation I've talked about on the show before. I'm starting

812
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 3: to like, I just buy in so much. My only

813
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 3: problem is I don't really know what to visualize. So

814
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 3: you're supposed to, like, right before you go to bed,

815
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 3: start visualizing the life you want, the thing you want,

816
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 3: like a short scene that's about ten seconds long of

817
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 3: like what your life looks like after this thing has happened,

818
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 3: after this thing you want has happened. So you're in

819
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: the relationship that you are trying to manifest, you are

820
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 3: at the job, you're comfortable, you're at home after you

821
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: came home from the job. You're in some scene of

822
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 3: your life for ten seconds where this dream has fully realized.

823
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: So I don't know like what I really I can't

824
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 3: focus enough on what I really want, Like I keep

825
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 3: putting myself in like an organized, beautiful home, but then

826
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, in that ten second frame of being in

827
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 3: that perfect, organized, beautiful home that I want, I'm like, oh,

828
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Speaker 3: I have to call the guy about the cabinets.

829
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow, And then I don't want it.

830
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 3: I don't want to run this beautiful, organized home, like

831
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 3: I if I have that stuff, I don't know what

832
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 3: I really I don't know that I really want it.

833
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 3: So sometimes I get nervous about manifesting because I'm like, Okay,

834
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 3: if I get that amazing home, I'll have to like

835
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 3: figure out how to run it, and I don't like that,

836
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 3: and so I'm trying.

837
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: I'm struggling with what to visualize.

838
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 3: I guess like maybe I could manifest the feeling after

839
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 3: I win an Emmy, like walking backstage. But that's already done,

840
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 3: Like I already did that one. That one's in the bag.

841
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: I got to think of like the next, Well, I

842
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 3: know the Emmy is happening. It's like, then what's another thing?

843
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 2: Oh uh a grant? No, And I could win an

844
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: Emmy for the song, an Emmy for the song.

845
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 3: I'm not ready to win a Grammy yet, so I'm

846
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 3: not going to visualize that yet, but I'm going to

847
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 3: take my steps.

848
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I want the Emmy.

849
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 3: Could be the Emmy is gonna be for my special

850
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 3: and for the comedy song, or and for a special song.

851
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 3: I've submitted my song some day You'll die for an

852
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: Emmy to win Best Song for like a series a.

853
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: Special. I think it's probably a creative art some mean

854
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: butody else.

855
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: But I think that may be aiming for Grammy for

856
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: Best Comedy Album.

857
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be good too, Okay, so I might be

858
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 3: able to Okay, that's a good idea.

859
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: The best comedy albums over the last several years.

860
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 2: I would guess, Chris Rock and David Yeah So.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four, twenty twenty three, twenty twenty, twenty nineteen,

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00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: and twenty eighteen We're all won by Dave Chappelle. Can

863
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: you believe that it's crazy?

864
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ? Yeah, I had a feeling he swept. Oh

865
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 3: h John Mulaney won, No, that was Emmy never Yeah.

866
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: So I guess there's an Emmy for Comedy Special, and

867
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: there's a Grammy for Comedy Album, and.

868
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 2: There's an Emmy for Comedy Special and Comedy.

869
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 1: Special, right, okay, okay, so you have chances here to win,

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00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: to win. Yeah, I can't sleep at all, So twenty

871
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: twenty four, Dave Chappelle, twenty twenty three, Dave Chappelle twenty

872
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: twenty two, Louie twenty twenty one. Tiffany Hattish didn't even

873
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: remember that you had one.

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00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. I didn't know that.

875
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: Tithny Hattish in twenty twenty one beat out Bill Burr,

876
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswald and Jerry Sein felt pretty nice,

877
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: good good John. Then Dave Pappelle again, than Dave Chapelle again,

878
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: then Dave Chappelle again, three in a row, God, can

879
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: you Yeah? Twenty seventeen, Taylor Swift, Oswalt twenty seventeen, twenty

880
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: sixteen Louis c. K And then twenty fifteen Weird Al

881
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: and then twenty fourteen, someone we've had on this podcast

882
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: before won the Grammy for Best Comedy Album. Who Kathy Griffin?

883
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: Oh god it now here's a huge surprise twenty thirteen,

884
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: beating out Tenacious D, Kathy Griffin, Jim Gaffigan, Louis Lewis

885
00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: Black with Best Comedy Album. Was Jimmy Fallon? Didn't even

886
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: know you had?

887
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 2: Oh so that show is fucking.

888
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: First comedy album, blow your pants Off? The second album?

889
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: Oh like he had one? His second album? Do you

890
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: know that? I saw him? And he was my first

891
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 2: comedy show I ever saw.

892
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: I didn't even know he did stand up.

893
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did stand up.

894
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: He was doing a show at my So in high school,

895
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 3: my friend's sister, Corey, went to Truman State, which is

896
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 3: in Kirksville, I think Missouri, and we after school, my

897
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: friends blindfolded me. They didn't really need to do that,

898
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 3: but they like were like, we're taking you on a trip,

899
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: and it's a surprise because they knew I loved Jimmy

900
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 3: Fallon and had a huge crush on him, and so

901
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 3: they drove us after school year. It was two thousand

902
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 3: and this would have been two thousand and one or

903
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: maybe two and no, this is two thousand and two,

904
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: and we drove to Truman State and we went and

905
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 3: we saw Jimmy Fallon show and we were front row,

906
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: and I was so excited because he's so cute. It

907
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 3: was like seeing my first like big, big celebrity. And

908
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 3: during his set, he did ask me, are you a freshman?

909
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 3: And I said yes, and I lied because I just

910
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 3: was nervous that I was like I didn't want to

911
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 3: like explain.

912
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 2: I also knew like I didn't want to explain.

913
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 3: Like no, I am a senior and I'm coming like

914
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 3: it's just not just give the comedian what he wants.

915
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: Yes, and and he did it.

916
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 3: He asked me about He's like and every when you're

917
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 3: a freshman, you live in the dorms, the refrigerators, everything's

918
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: so small. Everything needs to be small. You have tiny

919
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 3: ice cubes, tiny refrigerator. It was really funny. And then

920
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 3: he sang like a song to a troll. I remember,

921
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 3: but yeah, So that was my first comedy show. What

922
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 3: was your first comedy show?

923
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: Final thought?

924
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: My uh, But first I want to say something quickly

925
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: about an audience. I was rewatching HBO's Band of Brothers

926
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: from two thousand and one. Oh yeah, I would not

927
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: believe it. I mean, he's in it for five seconds

928
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: as a guy who's like getting AMMO from the front lines,

929
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: just hands it off and it's like, is that Jimmy

930
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: Fallon giving us?

931
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 3: That's yeah, Like that was before when everyone was just

932
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 3: trying to figure out what to fucking do. He was

933
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 3: out of SNL at the time, probably between things, just

934
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 3: like am I a movie star?

935
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be in this. Tom Hankstein Fielburg.

936
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: The time when Three Lives One was like, I'm not

937
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: sure where this where the wind's gonna blow for me?

938
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 2: What's gonna do? What my life's gonna be?

939
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

940
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 2: That is true.

941
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 3: He seems like so he's been famous for so long,

942
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 3: he's really is turning into like, you know, a legend

943
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 3: of he is.

944
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: An There's no question that he is in a rare error.

945
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 3: It's been twenty years, has no, Probably not twenty, No,

946
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 3: not twenty, It's been fifteen at least I think fifteen

947
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 3: that's incredible. He's really nice and I like Jimmy Fallon

948
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 3: a lot, and he's someone who man I admire the

949
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 3: way he works and how he fast he keeps everything moving.

950
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: I just I love him.

951
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 3: I love I did Seth Meyers a couple of weeks ago.

952
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 3: I love Seth Meyers so nice. These are just like

953
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 3: they really are like nice people, at least to me. Yeah, yeah,

954
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmeljimmy Kimmel, though, can be He's Jimmy Kimmel. Just

955
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: Seth Myers is just like such a you can just

956
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 3: tell such a nice person. Jimmy fall into Jimmy Kimmel

957
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 3: like is like very.

958
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: Often I think, like he's not gonna kiss your ass.

959
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: One guy I most want to be friends with out

960
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: of all those, Yeah, he's.

961
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: Awesome, Like, yeah, I would agree with that. He They

962
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 3: all are like they would all be there, They would

963
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 3: all be awesome to hang out with and be friends

964
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 3: with because they are. There's something about a talk show

965
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 3: host that is just a certain type of person. But yeah,

966
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 3: Jimmy is sarcastic and like doesn't take ship and like

967
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: won't won't just give it to you if you don't

968
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 3: deserve it, which I really respect. And then Conan, of

969
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 3: course is like talk shows are doing his hopefully his podcasting.

970
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: Talk show hosts are amazing. Yeah, they're all they're all

971
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: good people there.

972
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 3: I wish Nonny Johnny Carson was a really, really guy man.

973
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 3: I read his biography and it's like kind of disturbing

974
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: what an asshole he was, and all because his mother

975
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: didn't love him and would never say good job. She

976
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 3: was like Bill Belichick was with Tom Brady, never said

977
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 3: fucking good job.

978
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 2: Ever. That is so sad.

979
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 3: If you have a parent that can't ever give you

980
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,240
Speaker 3: some fucking credit in your life.

981
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: Have become Johnny Carson or Tom Brady if they said

982
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 1: I love you one who cares.

983
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 3: I bet someone else would have filled it, would have

984
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 3: done something in that slot, Like we don't need to

985
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: make children great by emotionally abusing them.

986
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 2: But yes, you're right, you're you're looking at it.

987
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: What's done is done. Yeah, Hey, it's better than being

988
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: abused than not being successful.

989
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

990
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: But the Ellen thing will be interesting how she spins that. No,

991
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 3: I want to I want answers.

992
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: I would love her just to just own it. I

993
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: would love her to come out wearing a full leather

994
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: suit and being like, I'm a bitch, deal with it.

995
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. Heel turn.

996
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 2: I mean, I think she could.

997
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 3: This is the time, you know, because it But I

998
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 3: have a feeling we're gonna walk away and we're gonna

999
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 3: like her so much and everything's gonna be okay across

1000
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 3: the board, which it should be like as yeah, I mean,

1001
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 3: I'll be interested to we will like her. But she's

1002
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: one of my favorite comics ever. So I'm just excited

1003
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 3: to see her do stand up in any capacity.

1004
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: Now. That's that's gonna be exciting just to see in

1005
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: terms of like legend status watching a stand up comedian perform.

1006
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: But I do think if she came out and said

1007
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm a bitch, deal with it, I think we would

1008
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: like her more.

1009
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 2: It'd be so cool.

1010
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: It'd be so My first comedy show that I can

1011
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: remember as like an adults or something, I went to

1012
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: the Comedy Attic. It was my first headliner sitting in

1013
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: the audience and it was I was in also the

1014
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: front row for some reason, and it was Christian Finnigan.

1015
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god again. I also designed the

1016
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: poster for the show for the weekend, but I was

1017
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: sitting in the front row watching Christian finning and I

1018
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: just remember having like a cathartic experience because it was like,

1019
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: you know, if once you start doing comedy and you're

1020
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: watching it constantly, you start to get jaded and then

1021
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: things are less funny and that you don't laugh at

1022
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 1: the basic jokes anymore, you don't laugh at the trick.

1023
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 2: But you definitely did that that night.

1024
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: I was every single thing he did was new and

1025
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: fresh to me, and I was just like great. Anyway,

1026
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: he also has the same heart condition as me, and

1027
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: I got to talk to him about that. Oh whoa surgery,

1028
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: So I got to talk to him about that and

1029
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: hopefully I can avoid that. But so I have a

1030
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: soft spot for Christian Finnigan literally, but yeah, his his.

1031
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: I watched it and I had I was sitting with

1032
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: my girlfriend at the time, I think too, and we

1033
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: were both just like, I can't believe what we just witnessed.

1034
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: It was like an amazing experience, and I, you know,

1035
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: I got to imagine that that's how a lot of

1036
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: people feel when they go see comedy shows when they're

1037
00:45:58,880 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: not a comedian.

1038
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I I My second show is Dave Chappelle.

1039
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 3: I took like a bus to downtown Denver from Boulder

1040
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 3: by myself because I none of my friends wanted to go,

1041
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 3: and I didn't even know who he was. I only

1042
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: it was two thousand and three. I only knew him

1043
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 3: from You've Got Mail, Wow, and saw that he was performing,

1044
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 3: and I was like, he was so cute and You've

1045
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 3: Got Mail and so funny, Like I had such a

1046
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 3: crush on him in that movie that I was like,

1047
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 3: oh my god, this guy's a comedian and I started

1048
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 3: writing jokes. I was like, gonna try comedy pretty soon.

1049
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 3: And so I was like, I need to go see

1050
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 3: comedy shows. And so that one was coming up and

1051
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I know that guy and I

1052
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 3: Chappelle's show hadn't come out yet, and so I took

1053
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: a bus and it was I was the only white.

1054
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 2: Wow.

1055
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: How things have changed now it'd be half and half.

1056
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, but it was so it was like

1057
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 3: it was like I remember, people were dancing on stage.

1058
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: I mean, it was not a typical comedy show. It

1059
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 3: was a Dave Chappelle.

1060
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: You see, if you if you're a comedy fan and

1061
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: you have an angle on a comedian that you think

1062
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: is going to be huge. Go see them now when

1063
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: they're still doing clubs, because it's it's an experience that

1064
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: you will not be able to get until they're on

1065
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: the way down and they get like sixty five and

1066
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: no one cares anymore and they're on their way down.

1067
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: Then you can maybe catch them in clubs again, but

1068
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: they're not going to be the same. Catch them now

1069
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: before they blow up.

1070
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 3: I did catch me now on the road because my

1071
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 3: ticket prices are going to go up, and this tour

1072
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 3: has already been announced, and like the venues are set,

1073
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 3: so these are venues from before the roaster, you guys,

1074
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 3: So these are like you can see me in more

1075
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 3: intimate spaces than I think we're gonna start to see.

1076
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: You gotta stop in every once in a while. I

1077
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: mean not just not just doing the store or something.

1078
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: You got to do a weekend at a club. Every

1079
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: once in a while, you get you get a different

1080
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: read on your jokes, you get a different feel.

1081
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 3: Well, that's where I'll definitely always go to tryout specials

1082
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 3: and work on the next thing is where And I

1083
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 3: think that's as it's clubs, Like when we went out

1084
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 3: to Brea. That was so fun and it was just

1085
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 3: like nice to have a weekend where we just wrote

1086
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 3: during the day, performed at night one place, weren't traveling

1087
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 3: all weekend.

1088
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, oh that was such a

1089
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: crazy time, was beautiful breeze going. It was nice.

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Speaker 3: I do it again for sure. Well, I have a

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Speaker 3: lot of dates coming up this weekend. Gonna be in

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Speaker 3: Salt Lake City Friday night and then Boulder Saturday, two

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Speaker 3: shows at the Boulder Theater, which is so exciting because

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Speaker 3: that's the first town I ever performed stand up comedy

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Speaker 3: in and I haven't been back to perform since an

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Speaker 3: swear John Bee Ramsey thing happened. Anyway, and then the

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Speaker 3: following week it's going to be Indianapolis and Cleveland, and

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Speaker 3: then a bunch of bunch of more dates coming up.

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Speaker 3: You can check it all out at Nicky Glazer dot com.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, thanks for being a bestie, Thanks for listening

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Speaker 3: to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have a good weekend.

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Speaker 3: Next time you hear me, I'll be forty Well, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's true because we recorded this episode before my birthday

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Speaker 3: and my birthday is this weekend, and we'll have a

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Speaker 3: recap with my birthday tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: So when I said yesterday show before, just know that

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Speaker 2: I thought this was happening the week before.

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Speaker 3: Ye And what I do mean is that on tomorrow

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Speaker 3: show you will hear a recap on my birthday. Hopefully

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Speaker 3: if I remember to do it, next week's going to

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Speaker 3: record it. I love you guys, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 2: Don't be killed.

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Speaker 1: Bye,