Speaker 1: Andrew Hi Scott. This is a bonus episode. Whoa, it's
Speaker 1: not released on a Monday or Friday. It's some other
Speaker 1: day because it's a bonus.
Speaker 2: Wow. If I were correct and I scheduled this, which
Speaker 2: I did, then wow, it must be a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Wednesday. But wait a second. Someone says that already, don't.
Speaker 1: You can't do it.
Speaker 2: I like Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Someone already does that. It's from somewhere. But the thing is, though,
Speaker 1: people are going to listen to these on other days,
Speaker 1: so it's just could be any day. But whatever it is,
Speaker 1: it's a bonus one. It's not numbered, even though technically
Speaker 1: by now, oh, I can't say what number are up too,
Speaker 1: because people will get messed up.
Speaker 2: So wait, I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Yes, here's one bonus one more milk Mondays. But it's
Speaker 1: not Monday.
Speaker 2: I know it could be.
Speaker 1: Damn it. I'm so confused. This is a bonus episode
Speaker 1: of Serial Killers, and it's very exciting because when we
Speaker 1: do bonus episodes, it's like I found a cereal that
Speaker 1: we just have to get on right away, because we
Speaker 1: record these things sometimes weeks in advance, and we just
Speaker 1: kind of put them in a queue and They get
Speaker 1: released every Monday and Friday, but every once in a
Speaker 1: while we find something that we just have to put
Speaker 1: on right away, and that is today. Yes, are you ready?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've talked about these before. Okay, is it
Speaker 1: chicken and waffle Cereal? No, not yet. Why we'll get there.
Speaker 1: Why that's gonna be a bonus episode as well. It
Speaker 1: will be coming soon, promise. But so, I don't know
Speaker 1: which one you want first. They're both brand new. Neither
Speaker 1: one of them is classic because they're both new. So
Speaker 1: I'll just take out the first one. Oka go, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gona go to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Hey, cereal sec Oh look, pillows.
Speaker 1: I found them.
Speaker 2: Oh god, pillows. This looks so unhealthy.
Speaker 1: From General Mills. This is the Hershey's variety cookies and
Speaker 1: cream pillows. It's cream filled cereal.
Speaker 2: This just I feel like I'm getting a heart attack
Speaker 2: from looking at the box filled sweetened wheat cereal.
Speaker 1: That's a lot, yeah, but I have to say they
Speaker 1: kind of cheaped out on the back of the box.
Speaker 1: There's no nothing, you know, It's just it's anosaur eating
Speaker 1: it and a bowl eating itself and a mouth that's
Speaker 1: a Millennial box. It just says get your fill yum.
Speaker 1: That's all it says. I'm disappointed.
Speaker 2: It's a new cereal, so it is. There's finding their way.
Speaker 1: All right, General Mills. Let's see, I've been talking about
Speaker 1: this for the longest time. I know I and I
Speaker 1: so oh oh look at the inner bag. It's foil
Speaker 1: that means it's candy.
Speaker 2: I love it already.
Speaker 1: This is not it's in a foil bag. It's not
Speaker 1: even cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is unhealthy.
Speaker 1: Well it's funny because when I bought it, the lady
Speaker 1: at Walmart was like, you let your kids eat this
Speaker 1: for breakfast. I'm like, no, it's just a snack food.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, she was.
Speaker 2: Just concerned for you. Yeah, she's gonna call the Child
Speaker 2: Protective Services.
Speaker 1: Smell it.
Speaker 2: I mean it smells delicious. It's probably gonna taste delicious,
Speaker 2: but I mean.
Speaker 1: It's not breakfast.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, Although as soon as Cooper saw this box, she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, are you gonna bring it home? Dad?
Speaker 1: And I was like, mommy will kill me?
Speaker 2: Is that your Cooper boys?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That did?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know what, Let me tell you
Speaker 1: something this, I guarantee you makes delicious milk. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even have to wait. But what we're gonna
Speaker 1: do is we'll try it, and we'll leave it till
Speaker 1: the end, and we'll let some sit in the milk
Speaker 1: and check it out.
Speaker 2: I really hope that the cream on the inside is
Speaker 2: like the well I was gonna go with, Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like it is. But General Mills got
Speaker 1: the license from Hershey's and not from Nibisco, so they're
Speaker 1: just saying Hershey's.
Speaker 2: Cream as vague as possible.
Speaker 1: All right, let's dive in.
Speaker 2: Ready, Wait, you have three other No, those are cups
Speaker 2: for the next one. How many more do we have
Speaker 2: on this episode?
Speaker 1: Don't you worry?
Speaker 2: So this is just a full episode, but we're calling
Speaker 2: it a bonus.
Speaker 1: It's a bonus because it's midweek. You ready. Oh look,
Speaker 1: the milk's chocolate already.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Here we go. It's not quite the consistency
Speaker 1: that I expected, but it's basically like eating a cookie.
Speaker 1: Really is just eating a cookie? Right?
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: This tastes like burnt and beans.
Speaker 1: I remember, I don't eat cookies.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's not disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is tastes like the charred ends of barbecue meat.
Speaker 1: That's the second time that you've said that. I know,
Speaker 1: and I don't understand what it means so like barbecue meat. No,
Speaker 1: I know what that is, but it doesn't taste like meat.
Speaker 2: It does. It's not good. I give it a bowl
Speaker 2: and a spoon.
Speaker 1: This is a sweet, sweet treat. I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: It's great. Have the rest of mine.
Speaker 1: No, I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just doesn't taste good.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, give me your hand. Try one dry.
Speaker 2: No, it's got like a really really strong like taste
Speaker 2: to it, and I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Hey, I tell you, one of these days, I'd like
Speaker 1: to go to General Mills or Kellich or something and
Speaker 1: like hang out with their research and development people and
Speaker 1: just kind of see how they do this and what
Speaker 1: goes through their head and the tests and the research
Speaker 1: and whatnot. If we'd be very interesting.
Speaker 2: If this podcast ever ever gets to go to a
Speaker 2: cereal factory and we get to sit in on one
Speaker 2: of these meetings.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit in the meeting. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch this stuff being made on machines.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you don't want to do it big. But
Speaker 2: watch the machine. Yeah, Willy Wonka.
Speaker 1: That's right. I want to see it spit out marshmallows.
Speaker 1: All right, well, here's part two. You're ready stand by?
Speaker 2: What did you give this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You gave it what I gave it a bowl and spoon.
Speaker 1: Three balls.
Speaker 2: Oh that's generous.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's really generous.
Speaker 1: I would not eat it for breakfast because it's not cereal,
Speaker 1: but three balls?
Speaker 2: Did you eat the whole thing?
Speaker 1: No, I'm waiting for the milk to soak up the chocolate.
Speaker 1: Here's part two, and I guess you can guess what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Is it fillows with something else?
Speaker 1: It's the other variety of pillows cinnamon roll All man,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this because I know you're a big
Speaker 1: fan of that old Cinnabon cereal, which Kelloggs does not
Speaker 1: make anymore. But this is Pillsbury cinnamon roll pillows.
Speaker 2: What was the grunt in the middle of talking.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on in my body
Speaker 1: right now, So if you're hearing things, I'm not. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's another foil bag. These doucee. These smell like cinamonoles.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait for these. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: You'll probably hate them too.
Speaker 2: No, as long as they don't have a strong burnt taste.
Speaker 1: Now you know, I have a past with cinnabon cream, but.
Speaker 2: It's in cereal form, so I can eat.
Speaker 1: It exactly well, you know I can eat cream. I
Speaker 1: got no problem with cream, it's just the pastry that
Speaker 1: goes around it.
Speaker 2: I want to choke this microphone from your stupidity.
Speaker 1: Do it? All right? A little bit of milk one time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slip in whole milk and you're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: what is that?
Speaker 2: Whoa Scott? You're getting a little adventurous over there.
Speaker 1: All right, there's your cup. You're ready for a cineminarole.
Speaker 1: Fillos from General.
Speaker 2: Mills and I am. I like it.
Speaker 1: I bowls, I prefer the other one.
Speaker 2: I don't actually, yeah, three bowls. This is delicious. I
Speaker 2: don't mind this again. If I were a parent, I
Speaker 2: would never give this to my kid.
Speaker 1: It's a good snack in the day. No, it's a snack.
Speaker 2: No feeding your kid candy.
Speaker 1: Wait till I have to drive home today. I am
Speaker 1: so like sugar filled.
Speaker 2: Right now, you're gonna go into a shock.
Speaker 1: We haven't said diabetes in a long time.
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna go with that one, but I
Speaker 2: didn't know if I should.
Speaker 1: I keep trying to find that wil for Brimley drop
Speaker 1: not beatis not batis. He's still alive, by the way.
Speaker 2: He didn't let diabetes have him.
Speaker 1: He's not eating this cereal, that's for sure, all right now,
Speaker 1: even though this is a bonus episode. I have a
Speaker 1: bonus cereal.
Speaker 2: What did you give that one? You didn't rate it
Speaker 2: three balls, so you gave it the same exact rating.
Speaker 2: It's the other one.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm still eating it, and you're still gonna go
Speaker 1: back to that one too. Yeah, I want to test
Speaker 1: the milk. My arm is already tensing up. I feel it.
Speaker 1: Don't get mad at me. I got to cleanse my
Speaker 1: I have to. I need something orange juice or something.
Speaker 2: Orange juice and then go into milk. Can I say
Speaker 2: one thing out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love Oh Jason, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I was always terrified as a kid because I have
Speaker 2: like an extreme phobia vomit extreme uh huh, which is
Speaker 2: coincidental because half the cereals make me want to vomit. Right,
Speaker 2: But my mom would always say, you can't have orange
Speaker 2: juice and milk at the same time, or else she'll
Speaker 2: throw up.
Speaker 1: Cooper does that.
Speaker 2: She drinks some both at the same time sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she thinks it's funny.
Speaker 2: What so she throws up from it?
Speaker 1: Nope, she just laughs from it.
Speaker 2: So in my head she gets.
Speaker 1: Diarrhea from it because she'slactose intolerant. But that's neither here
Speaker 1: nor there.
Speaker 2: Our listeners must really love that.
Speaker 1: All right. When you see this, you're gonna be like, dude, okay,
Speaker 1: Oh hold.
Speaker 2: On, Serial Killers listener request who's the listener?
Speaker 1: Oh, this is who the listener is, and no joke.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's an actual listener.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He may not have requested this particular cereal, however,
Speaker 1: he did clem me into a fact that I did
Speaker 1: not know, and I was like, mind blown. Did you know?
Speaker 2: Is it chicken and waffle cereal?
Speaker 1: Alberta? No, we're not there yet, Alberto. Yeah, clue me
Speaker 1: into the fact that multi okay is now owned by Post.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that since like twenty fifteen. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. So Post just puts out this, you know,
Speaker 1: budget brand Multimeal Multimeal that has been around since like
Speaker 1: the late eighteen hundreds. Yeah, they used to make hot
Speaker 1: cereal or whatever, but they have all these knockoff cereals,
Speaker 1: and actually, you know, like institutions like you know, schools
Speaker 1: and colleges and camps and stuff, they buy it in
Speaker 1: bulk because it's much cheaper and it's kind of like
Speaker 1: the other cereal. So we're gonna put it to the
Speaker 1: test today. Ready, Oh boy, I bent down real low
Speaker 1: on the shelf at the supermarket for Multomeo fruity Dino Bytes.
Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done, over and over.
Speaker 1: We're canceled.
Speaker 2: Now. You brought up the ferdy Dino bytes. They're fruity.
Speaker 1: This bag is so big it was like two dollars
Speaker 1: and fifty cents.
Speaker 2: Can I hold it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure? Look, so it's it's fruity Pebble's knockoff. Obviously
Speaker 1: they look like fruity pebbles. And they're called Dino bytes.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing they're talking about dinosaurs from the Flintstones.
Speaker 2: It's such a giant bag and it has a huge
Speaker 2: resealable lid at the.
Speaker 1: Top, and it's also a bag.
Speaker 2: It's also a bag.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, now, I don't know. I've never opened
Speaker 1: one of these before, so it says, tear here to
Speaker 1: remove top. Oh, it's okay, it's perforated. I like that.
Speaker 1: My stomach just at the counter, all right, resealable, don't forget.
Speaker 2: You still have to go back and eat your I
Speaker 2: already drank the milk.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, familiar, familiar fruity pebble scent. And it smells
Speaker 1: just like it. It does, it really does.
Speaker 2: It's such an inconvenient bag because it's like three times
Speaker 2: the size.
Speaker 1: It's gonna go all over the place. Yes, I'm just
Speaker 1: realizing though, Post makes fruity pebbles, so these could be
Speaker 1: really close. But because they have fake lucky charms, they
Speaker 1: have cinnamon, cinnamon TOAs crunch, they've even crunchberries, They've pretty
Speaker 1: much everything with these weird names.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for fruity Dino with a y.
Speaker 1: However, cornflakes and raisin bran same thing, because those aren't
Speaker 1: trademark names. Huh, they look just like fruity pebbles. I'll
Speaker 1: give you that.
Speaker 2: If we don't like it. It's free. It says it
Speaker 2: on THEE.
Speaker 1: I saw that, so I'm gonna send it back. If
Speaker 1: this gets less than three bolls from either one of us,
Speaker 1: we're getting this bag for free. Excuse me while I
Speaker 1: reseal it.
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I was making fun of
Speaker 2: the resealable bag, but like, if they could make that smaller,
Speaker 2: that's where everybody should start doing.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you something else. I love my
Speaker 1: wife Amy so much. However, she would never be able
Speaker 1: to seal this bag. There's something with her and zip
Speaker 1: block type seal things. She can't close them. Why, I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I open my refrigerator, the meat's open,
Speaker 1: the cheese is open, everything's open because she can't seal
Speaker 1: the resealable things. But I love you, but that's just
Speaker 1: one thing you can't do.
Speaker 2: It seems like an odd problem to test.
Speaker 1: Really, Hey, you know what if that's her only problem? Great,
Speaker 1: all right, So I'm gonna get fresh spoons because the
Speaker 1: other spoons are tainted.
Speaker 2: I feel like we did too many of these episodes
Speaker 2: in a row. I can't really see straight, I.
Speaker 1: Can't feel my fingers, so it's all good, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I am cautiously optimistic because I feel like these
Speaker 1: are going to taste exactly like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 2: They are, so we can just get this out of
Speaker 2: the way and just say they taste like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 1: We don't have to try Oakay, there's pink ones in there.
Speaker 2: One, two, three, I.
Speaker 1: Justed it all over me.
Speaker 2: Has anybody said this about fruity pebbles? But they taste
Speaker 2: like lemon? They all taste like lemon. Single one of
Speaker 2: them tastes like lemon.
Speaker 1: This is straight up fruity pebbles. This is absolutely pebbles
Speaker 1: because it's pretty much made by the same company, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's made I bet you this is fruity pebbles.
Speaker 1: Just throwing in a fruity Dinovite bag.
Speaker 2: Well wait, who's who's the dinosaur in the Flintstonesno, Dino
Speaker 2: ran over and got himself his own franchise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well but this is great. Yeah, four balls.
Speaker 2: I am not the biggest fan of this. I give
Speaker 2: it three bowls.
Speaker 1: I guess they're keeping our money, so we're not going
Speaker 1: to look for our money back. Maultameal. It's yummy, Yaba
Speaker 1: daba do Just kidding.
Speaker 2: All right, Wait, what would be the off brand? Yaba
Speaker 2: dab doo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. We are delirious because with sugar,
Speaker 1: I think in all honesty, we probably have eaten one
Speaker 1: cup of sugar, Like, if you measured it out, we
Speaker 1: probably each ate a cup of sugar.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you have I tell you ate
Speaker 2: a half a cup of sugar. Not even Yeah, I
Speaker 2: took one one spoon of this. I took two spoons
Speaker 2: of the cinnamon one and one spoon of the chocolate.
Speaker 1: Well, I need a taste. I need to know what
Speaker 1: it tastes like. I got to get in there. One spoon,
Speaker 1: I think is not enough. I don't take it. I
Speaker 1: don't think you get a taste from one spoon.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's like going to the restaurant, getting like a
Speaker 2: quarter of like three fords of the way through your
Speaker 2: burger and being like, yeah, I didn't like it. That's
Speaker 2: what you do. That's your version of a taste.
Speaker 1: Love it or it's free. Put your taste butes to
Speaker 1: the test. We're sure you'll love this product, but if
Speaker 1: you're not completely satisfied, we'll refund or replace your purchase.
Speaker 1: Something tells me I wouldn't want it replaced.
Speaker 2: But something tells me that it's like a huge, lengthy process,
Speaker 2: like you have to go to serial court. Yeah, to
Speaker 2: get your money back.
Speaker 1: Exactly what. They're gluten free, so that's good. Oh, Garret,
Speaker 1: can you no, No, they're naturally and artificially flavored, you
Speaker 1: know me and artificial I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it really shows Scott.
Speaker 1: On that note. That was an e slapper, Andy. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to this bonus edition of Serial Killers.
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Speaker 1: You know, I did read that somebody wants us to
Speaker 1: actually do these on video. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like that will change the dynamic of it.
Speaker 1: You know, we did that one Strawberry episode on video
Speaker 1: and I don't like the way it came out.
Speaker 2: Well, you were also sweating the whole time.
Speaker 1: This is true. There was a lot of sugar there
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, so anyway, we'll see maybe one of
Speaker 1: these days. But thank you so much for listening. Another
Speaker 1: episode coming on Friday. Yes, I guess that's so weird
Speaker 1: with podcasts because I don't know what day you're listening to.
Speaker 1: But there's another new one coming out in a couple
Speaker 1: of days, I guess, so you know, make sure you
Speaker 1: get the notifications. Thank you for listening to this bonus
Speaker 1: episode of Serial Killers. Until another numbered episode, Have a
Speaker 1: great day and crunch.
Speaker 2: I gotta go lay down.