WEBVTT - 2 Fillows & A Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Hi Scott. This is a bonus episode. Whoa, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not released on a Monday or Friday. It's some other

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<v Speaker 1>day because it's a bonus.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. If I were correct and I scheduled this, which

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<v Speaker 2>I did, then wow, it must be a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Wednesday. But wait a second. Someone says that already, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone already does that. It's from somewhere. But the thing is, though,

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<v Speaker 1>people are going to listen to these on other days,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's just could be any day. But whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bonus one. It's not numbered, even though technically

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<v Speaker 1>by now, oh, I can't say what number are up too,

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<v Speaker 1>because people will get messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>So wait, I have an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, here's one bonus one more milk Mondays. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>not Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it could be.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it. I'm so confused. This is a bonus episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Serial Killers, and it's very exciting because when we

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<v Speaker 1>do bonus episodes, it's like I found a cereal that

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<v Speaker 1>we just have to get on right away, because we

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<v Speaker 1>record these things sometimes weeks in advance, and we just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of put them in a queue and They get

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<v Speaker 1>released every Monday and Friday, but every once in a

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<v Speaker 1>while we find something that we just have to put

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<v Speaker 1>on right away, and that is today. Yes, are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I've talked about these before. Okay, is it

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<v Speaker 1>chicken and waffle Cereal? No, not yet. Why we'll get there.

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<v Speaker 1>Why that's gonna be a bonus episode as well. It

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<v Speaker 1>will be coming soon, promise. But so, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>which one you want first. They're both brand new. Neither

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<v Speaker 1>one of them is classic because they're both new. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just take out the first one. Oka go, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gona go to the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Hey, cereal sec Oh look, pillows.

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<v Speaker 1>I found them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, pillows. This looks so unhealthy.

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<v Speaker 1>From General Mills. This is the Hershey's variety cookies and

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<v Speaker 1>cream pillows. It's cream filled cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>This just I feel like I'm getting a heart attack

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<v Speaker 2>from looking at the box filled sweetened wheat cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot, yeah, but I have to say they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cheaped out on the back of the box.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no nothing, you know, It's just it's anosaur eating

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<v Speaker 1>it and a bowl eating itself and a mouth that's

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<v Speaker 1>a Millennial box. It just says get your fill yum.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all it says. I'm disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a new cereal, so it is. There's finding their way.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, General Mills. Let's see, I've been talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this for the longest time. I know I and I

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<v Speaker 1>so oh oh look at the inner bag. It's foil

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<v Speaker 1>that means it's candy.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it already.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not it's in a foil bag. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>even cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is unhealthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's funny because when I bought it, the lady

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<v Speaker 1>at Walmart was like, you let your kids eat this

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<v Speaker 1>for breakfast. I'm like, no, it's just a snack food.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, okay, she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just concerned for you. Yeah, she's gonna call the Child

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<v Speaker 2>Protective Services.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it smells delicious. It's probably gonna taste delicious,

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<v Speaker 2>but I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Although as soon as Cooper saw this box, she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, are you gonna bring it home? Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, mommy will kill me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that your Cooper boys?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That did?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. You know what, Let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>something this, I guarantee you makes delicious milk. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even have to wait. But what we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do is we'll try it, and we'll leave it till

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<v Speaker 1>the end, and we'll let some sit in the milk

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<v Speaker 1>and check it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I really hope that the cream on the inside is

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<v Speaker 2>like the well I was gonna go with, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I feel like it is. But General Mills got

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<v Speaker 1>the license from Hershey's and not from Nibisco, so they're

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<v Speaker 1>just saying Hershey's.

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<v Speaker 2>Cream as vague as possible.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's dive in.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, Wait, you have three other No, those are cups

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<v Speaker 2>for the next one. How many more do we have

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<v Speaker 2>on this episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you worry?

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<v Speaker 2>So this is just a full episode, but we're calling

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<v Speaker 2>it a bonus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bonus because it's midweek. You ready. Oh look,

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<v Speaker 1>the milk's chocolate already.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic. Here we go. It's not quite the consistency

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<v Speaker 1>that I expected, but it's basically like eating a cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>Really is just eating a cookie? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>This tastes like burnt and beans.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, I don't eat cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is tastes like the charred ends of barbecue meat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the second time that you've said that. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't understand what it means so like barbecue meat. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what that is, but it doesn't taste like meat.

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<v Speaker 2>It does. It's not good. I give it a bowl

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<v Speaker 2>and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a sweet, sweet treat. I'll keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great. Have the rest of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it just doesn't taste good.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, give me your hand. Try one dry.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's got like a really really strong like taste

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<v Speaker 2>to it, and I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I tell you, one of these days, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to go to General Mills or Kellich or something and

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<v Speaker 1>like hang out with their research and development people and

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of see how they do this and what

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<v Speaker 1>goes through their head and the tests and the research

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot. If we'd be very interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>If this podcast ever ever gets to go to a

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<v Speaker 2>cereal factory and we get to sit in on one

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<v Speaker 2>of these meetings.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to sit in the meeting. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>watch this stuff being made on machines.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you don't want to do it big. But

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<v Speaker 2>watch the machine. Yeah, Willy Wonka.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I want to see it spit out marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, here's part two. You're ready stand by?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you give this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You gave it what I gave it a bowl and spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Three balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's generous.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really generous.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not eat it for breakfast because it's not cereal,

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<v Speaker 1>but three balls?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you eat the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm waiting for the milk to soak up the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's part two, and I guess you can guess what

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it fillows with something else?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the other variety of pillows cinnamon roll All man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited for this because I know you're a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of that old Cinnabon cereal, which Kelloggs does not

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<v Speaker 1>make anymore. But this is Pillsbury cinnamon roll pillows.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the grunt in the middle of talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what's going on in my body

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<v Speaker 1>right now, So if you're hearing things, I'm not. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's another foil bag. These doucee. These smell like cinamonoles.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't wait for these. I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll probably hate them too.

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<v Speaker 2>No, as long as they don't have a strong burnt taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know, I have a past with cinnabon cream, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in cereal form, so I can eat.

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<v Speaker 1>It exactly well, you know I can eat cream. I

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<v Speaker 1>got no problem with cream, it's just the pastry that

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<v Speaker 1>goes around it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to choke this microphone from your stupidity.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it? All right? A little bit of milk one time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna slip in whole milk and you're gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa Scott? You're getting a little adventurous over there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, there's your cup. You're ready for a cineminarole.

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<v Speaker 1>Fillos from General.

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<v Speaker 2>Mills and I am. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I bowls, I prefer the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually, yeah, three bowls. This is delicious. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind this again. If I were a parent, I

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<v Speaker 2>would never give this to my kid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good snack in the day. No, it's a snack.

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<v Speaker 2>No feeding your kid candy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait till I have to drive home today. I am

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<v Speaker 1>so like sugar filled.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, you're gonna go into a shock.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't said diabetes in a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was gonna go with that one, but I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know if I should.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep trying to find that wil for Brimley drop

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<v Speaker 1>not beatis not batis. He's still alive, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't let diabetes have him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not eating this cereal, that's for sure, all right now,

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<v Speaker 1>even though this is a bonus episode. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>bonus cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you give that one? You didn't rate it

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<v Speaker 2>three balls, so you gave it the same exact rating.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm still eating it, and you're still gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>back to that one too. Yeah, I want to test

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<v Speaker 1>the milk. My arm is already tensing up. I feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get mad at me. I got to cleanse my

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<v Speaker 1>I have to. I need something orange juice or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Orange juice and then go into milk. Can I say

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<v Speaker 2>one thing out?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I love Oh Jason, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>I was always terrified as a kid because I have

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<v Speaker 2>like an extreme phobia vomit extreme uh huh, which is

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<v Speaker 2>coincidental because half the cereals make me want to vomit. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>But my mom would always say, you can't have orange

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<v Speaker 2>juice and milk at the same time, or else she'll

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<v Speaker 2>throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper does that.

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<v Speaker 2>She drinks some both at the same time sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she thinks it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>What so she throws up from it?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, she just laughs from it.

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<v Speaker 2>So in my head she gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Diarrhea from it because she'slactose intolerant. But that's neither here

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<v Speaker 1>nor there.

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<v Speaker 2>Our listeners must really love that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. When you see this, you're gonna be like, dude, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hold.

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<v Speaker 2>On, Serial Killers listener request who's the listener?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is who the listener is, and no joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's an actual listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He may not have requested this particular cereal, however,

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<v Speaker 1>he did clem me into a fact that I did

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<v Speaker 1>not know, and I was like, mind blown. Did you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it chicken and waffle cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Alberta? No, we're not there yet, Alberto. Yeah, clue me

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<v Speaker 1>into the fact that multi okay is now owned by Post.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that since like twenty fifteen. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. So Post just puts out this, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>budget brand Multimeal Multimeal that has been around since like

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<v Speaker 1>the late eighteen hundreds. Yeah, they used to make hot

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<v Speaker 1>cereal or whatever, but they have all these knockoff cereals,

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<v Speaker 1>and actually, you know, like institutions like you know, schools

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<v Speaker 1>and colleges and camps and stuff, they buy it in

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<v Speaker 1>bulk because it's much cheaper and it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the other cereal. So we're gonna put it to the

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<v Speaker 1>test today. Ready, Oh boy, I bent down real low

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<v Speaker 1>on the shelf at the supermarket for Multomeo fruity Dino Bytes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done. I'm done, over and over.

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<v Speaker 1>We're canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. You brought up the ferdy Dino bytes. They're fruity.

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<v Speaker 1>This bag is so big it was like two dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty cents.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I hold it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure? Look, so it's it's fruity Pebble's knockoff. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>they look like fruity pebbles. And they're called Dino bytes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing they're talking about dinosaurs from the Flintstones.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a giant bag and it has a huge

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<v Speaker 2>resealable lid at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Top, and it's also a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also a bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, now, I don't know. I've never opened

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<v Speaker 1>one of these before, so it says, tear here to

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<v Speaker 1>remove top. Oh, it's okay, it's perforated. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>My stomach just at the counter, all right, resealable, don't forget.

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<v Speaker 2>You still have to go back and eat your I

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<v Speaker 2>already drank the milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, familiar, familiar fruity pebble scent. And it smells

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<v Speaker 1>just like it. It does, it really does.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such an inconvenient bag because it's like three times

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<v Speaker 2>the size.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna go all over the place. Yes, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>realizing though, Post makes fruity pebbles, so these could be

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<v Speaker 1>really close. But because they have fake lucky charms, they

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<v Speaker 1>have cinnamon, cinnamon TOAs crunch, they've even crunchberries, They've pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much everything with these weird names.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited for fruity Dino with a y.

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<v Speaker 1>However, cornflakes and raisin bran same thing, because those aren't

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<v Speaker 1>trademark names. Huh, they look just like fruity pebbles. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you that.

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<v Speaker 2>If we don't like it. It's free. It says it

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<v Speaker 2>on THEE.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that, so I'm gonna send it back. If

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<v Speaker 1>this gets less than three bolls from either one of us,

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting this bag for free. Excuse me while I

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<v Speaker 1>reseal it.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest with you, I was making fun of

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<v Speaker 2>the resealable bag, but like, if they could make that smaller,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where everybody should start doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to tell you something else. I love my

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<v Speaker 1>wife Amy so much. However, she would never be able

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<v Speaker 1>to seal this bag. There's something with her and zip

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<v Speaker 1>block type seal things. She can't close them. Why, I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea. I open my refrigerator, the meat's open,

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<v Speaker 1>the cheese is open, everything's open because she can't seal

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<v Speaker 1>the resealable things. But I love you, but that's just

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<v Speaker 1>one thing you can't do.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like an odd problem to test.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Hey, you know what if that's her only problem? Great,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So I'm gonna get fresh spoons because the

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<v Speaker 1>other spoons are tainted.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we did too many of these episodes

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<v Speaker 2>in a row. I can't really see straight, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't feel my fingers, so it's all good, all right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I am cautiously optimistic because I feel like these

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<v Speaker 1>are going to taste exactly like fruity pebbles.

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<v Speaker 2>They are, so we can just get this out of

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<v Speaker 2>the way and just say they taste like fruity pebbles.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have to try Oakay, there's pink ones in there.

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<v Speaker 2>One, two, three, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Justed it all over me.

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<v Speaker 2>Has anybody said this about fruity pebbles? But they taste

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<v Speaker 2>like lemon? They all taste like lemon. Single one of

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<v Speaker 2>them tastes like lemon.

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<v Speaker 1>This is straight up fruity pebbles. This is absolutely pebbles

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<v Speaker 1>because it's pretty much made by the same company, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it's made I bet you this is fruity pebbles.

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<v Speaker 1>Just throwing in a fruity Dinovite bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Well wait, who's who's the dinosaur in the Flintstonesno, Dino

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<v Speaker 2>ran over and got himself his own franchise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well but this is great. Yeah, four balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not the biggest fan of this. I give

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<v Speaker 2>it three bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they're keeping our money, so we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to look for our money back. Maultameal. It's yummy, Yaba

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<v Speaker 1>daba do Just kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Wait, what would be the off brand? Yaba

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<v Speaker 2>dab doo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. We are delirious because with sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>I think in all honesty, we probably have eaten one

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<v Speaker 1>cup of sugar, Like, if you measured it out, we

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<v Speaker 1>probably each ate a cup of sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, you have I tell you ate

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<v Speaker 2>a half a cup of sugar. Not even Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>took one one spoon of this. I took two spoons

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<v Speaker 2>of the cinnamon one and one spoon of the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I need a taste. I need to know what

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<v Speaker 1>it tastes like. I got to get in there. One spoon,

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<v Speaker 1>I think is not enough. I don't take it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you get a taste from one spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, it's like going to the restaurant, getting like a

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<v Speaker 2>quarter of like three fords of the way through your

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<v Speaker 2>burger and being like, yeah, I didn't like it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what you do. That's your version of a taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it or it's free. Put your taste butes to

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<v Speaker 1>the test. We're sure you'll love this product, but if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not completely satisfied, we'll refund or replace your purchase.

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<v Speaker 1>Something tells me I wouldn't want it replaced.

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<v Speaker 2>But something tells me that it's like a huge, lengthy process,

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<v Speaker 2>like you have to go to serial court. Yeah, to

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<v Speaker 2>get your money back.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what. They're gluten free, so that's good. Oh, Garret,

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<v Speaker 1>can you no, No, they're naturally and artificially flavored, you

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<v Speaker 1>know me and artificial I'm not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and it really shows Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>On that note. That was an e slapper, Andy. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I did read that somebody wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>actually do these on video. I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that will change the dynamic of it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we did that one Strawberry episode on video

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't like the way it came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you were also sweating the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true. There was a lot of sugar there

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Yeah, so anyway, we'll see maybe one of

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go lay down.