1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: You know your house smells, don't get mad. Don't get mad. 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: My house smells too. I'm not I'm not indicting you. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure you keep a clean home, but just time 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: means you're going to acquire smells. Whether those are cooking 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: smells that get in your paint, your carpet, maybe their 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 1: animals smells. Maybe you're a smoker, or someone else was 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: just living create smells. I didn't realize that my home 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: had a smell to it until I got my first 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Eden Pure Thunderstorm, the greatest air purifier I've ever owned 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: in my life. This thing. I had it plugged in 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: for two hours. I came back in the room and 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 1: my air smells so clean. I now owned three of them. 13 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: I'm not making that up. This thing has absolutely changed 14 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: me on top of what it's done from my allergies. 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: Go get one, get two, you like me, and get three. 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: Go to Eden Pure deals dot com. Make sure you 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: use the promo code Jesse that gets you ten bucks 18 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: off and free shipping. Eden here deals dot com promo 19 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: code Jesse. This is a Jesse Kelly show. Oh yeah, 20 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:36,479 Speaker 1: Lewis and Clark. Yes, I remembered. I'm continuing Lewis and Clark. 21 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: Don't email. You can email though Jesse at Jesse Kelly 22 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: Show dot dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. 23 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three eight three. 24 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: It is an ask doctor Jesse Friday. It's gonna be 25 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: a sweet day, you guys. You guys said in some 26 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: earn eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 27 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chris, I screwed up the phone number already. 28 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: It's going it's going well, Friday, it's going well. To 29 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Call in, email in with your questions. 30 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: You already set in some doozies and I will be 31 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: getting to them as soon as I get through Lewis 32 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: and Clark. I am going to do the best I 33 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: can to wrap up Lewis and Clark fairly early today. 34 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: Chris already showing the lack of faith on his face 35 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: that I'll be able to do such a thing. I'm serious, Chris. 36 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: I've paired things down in my mind. This is gonna 37 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: be like ten minutes you watch, all right, maybe twenty 38 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: or thirty, possibly an hour. I'm doing the best I can. 39 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: Let us begin. I'm not going to give you any 40 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: kind of a recap for the opening. If you want 41 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: to know the setup to the Lewis and Clark core 42 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: of Discovery, Exploration of the West. Little background on Lewis, 43 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: little background on Clark, so on and so forth. Go 44 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: listen to yesterday's show. Chris podcasts every single one of 45 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: them on Google, iHeart, Spotify, and on iTunes. Subscribe on iTunes, 46 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: leave a five star review, talk about how handsome I am. 47 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: I'll read my newest review today. It's a great one, 48 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: so I'm not going over all that. But they are 49 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: on the river, the Missouri, and they are heading upriver. 50 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: They have a gigantic keel boat. Again, you can go 51 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: look at this. It can hold tons twelve tons to 52 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: be exact of gear, and getting up river is extremely difficult. 53 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: It is just they say the guys were consuming ten 54 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: thousand calories a day trying to keep weight on because 55 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: think about going up river, and they had three ways 56 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: they could do it, well, four ways they could do it. 57 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: They could use oars and it's all depended on the 58 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: height of the river, the depth of the river. Wherever 59 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: they were. They could use oars. They could use these 60 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 1: long poles. You maybe have seen these before, They just 61 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: to picture a long stick three times the length of 62 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: a man with a metal end on it, and essentially 63 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,679 Speaker 1: you would walk up to the front of the boat, 64 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,799 Speaker 1: drive the pole down into the ground, and walk back 65 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: to the back of the boat, pulling the boat forward. 66 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: That makes sense a brutal though. Imagine pushing against the 67 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 1: tide like that if the water was way too low. 68 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: Tell me this isn't brutal. Now you're now you're about 69 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: to figure out why. They were all basically young men 70 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: in their twenties, young strong vets in their twenties. You know, 71 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: they need did dudes for this strip. When the water 72 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: was really low, they would get in the river. Basically 73 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: you become a pack horse. They throw you a rope, 74 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: you throw it over your shoulder and you just start 75 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: humping up the river. That sucks. That sucks. And now 76 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: this did not get used often because how often are 77 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: you're gonna have the luck of the wind. They did 78 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: have a mast. They had a sail on the boat 79 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 1: as well, just one. It was. You know, it's just 80 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: one and you're gonna need some wind and a decent 81 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: pace of wind anyway to fight against the tide and 82 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: haul a twelve ton keelboat up the river. But that 83 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: was how they moved and it was rough. It was rough, 84 00:05:55,120 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 1: to put it mildly. And they're starting to encounter things 85 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: that they hadn't really ever encountered in their lives before. 86 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: And one of the ones they all write about it. 87 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: Everybody who kept diaries, and multiple people did. Obviously Clark did, 88 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 1: Lewis did, Some of the sergeants did. I think a 89 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,479 Speaker 1: few of the privates did as well. They all talked 90 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: about the freaking mosquitos, all of them, all of them 91 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: complaining about the mosquitos. And if you've never if you've 92 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: never spent time on a rocky mountain river, a Midwest river, 93 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: it's going to be hard for you to understand a 94 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: mosquito swarm. And this is where I can tell you're 95 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: already screaming. I know we have a ton of listeners 96 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: in Florida and the swamp and you're going to yell 97 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: at me that I know everything there is to know 98 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,559 Speaker 1: about mosquitos. Let me clarify something for you. I've spent 99 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: a ton of time in Florida myself because I love it. 100 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: I live in Houston. Now I know all about the swamps. 101 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 1: I've been in the tail and triple canopy jungle. I 102 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,679 Speaker 1: have been in every environment you can possibly imagine, and yes, 103 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: your mosquitos suck. And actually those Florida ones hurt after 104 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: that's yeah, they're weird. They suck, I admit they suck. 105 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: You have bad mosquitos. You don't know what it's like 106 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: to be in a swarm of them. It's not two 107 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: or three around you. When you get in some of 108 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: these little coves, these little eddies in the rivers, it's 109 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: thousands swarming you. Like you could wave your hands through 110 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 1: the air and you'll come out with mosquitos on the 111 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 1: other side of it is it is like a biblical plague. 112 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: I've never experienced mosquitos like that like I have going 113 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: fishing on a river open Montana. It is unbearable, absolutely unbearable, 114 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 1: and it is enough to chase you out of the region, 115 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: which you will see several times in this story. I 116 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: don't mean like it's miserable. All this sucks. I'm itchy. 117 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: I mean pack up. We have to leave now. We 118 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: can't live like this. And this is a bit of 119 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: a culture shock for the Fellas. I will tell you 120 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: a bit of a culture shock. Food here's what you 121 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: need to understand food wise. Remember they were virtually all frontiersman, 122 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: so I mean they could all hunt and fish on 123 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: some level, but they really had one or two specialists 124 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 1: in each. They were always hunting, looking for fresh meat 125 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 1: for the men. When they didn't have fresh meat at 126 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: least at this point in the journey, they did pack 127 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:45,559 Speaker 1: tons of dried out meat of different kinds, salt pork, 128 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 1: and otherwise. They had some flour that had some cornmeal. 129 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: What Chris. Chris asked if there was a guy who 130 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: just fished and that was his job. Yes, and no, 131 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: let me clarify, you won't have Look, we're gonna call 132 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: it twenty five. Okay, they have more than twenty five 133 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,679 Speaker 1: guys at this time. We're gonna explain why in a 134 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 1: little bit. But they're gonna be roughly twenty five guys 135 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 1: that go clear from here to the Pacific Ocean. Yes, 136 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 1: you have specialists. They had a hunter tracker who was 137 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: a beast. It was just he was their best shot. 138 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 1: He was outstanding and hunting. One of these guys who 139 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: lived in the woods. They had a guy whose specialty 140 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 1: was fishing, no question. They had a guy whose specialty 141 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: was music. He played the fiddle really, really well. And 142 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,360 Speaker 1: that may sound like nothing, but you go two years 143 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,680 Speaker 1: without music and see how you feel. I went three 144 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 1: months without it in boot camp and felt like I 145 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: was dying. Music's important for the mood of the group, 146 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 1: and music was extremely important throughout this journey when it 147 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,600 Speaker 1: came to diplomacy with the Indians, Indians would have their whistles, 148 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: Indians would have their music. And remember these guys were 149 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,720 Speaker 1: supposed to be peaceful with the Indians and trade with 150 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: the Indians, and you know, work well with an Indian. 151 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 1: Try the fiddle was huge with the Indians. Which fiddles 152 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: are awesome anyway. Who doesn't love a fiddle? Fiddles are sweet. 153 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: So all that said, everybody could function at it. But 154 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: there's a huge difference between me going dove hunting and 155 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: you know, give me a couple of hours and I'm 156 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: gonna go, I'm gonna get you ten doves, and somebody 157 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,720 Speaker 1: who really does dove hunting and he's gonna have his 158 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 1: fifteen bag limit in thirty minutes. There's a big, big difference. 159 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: I go, is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does 160 00:10:56,559 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 1: he think so? Yeah? 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They 169 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: take you out, they take a loan out against your 170 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: home title which they stole, they forge your signature on it, 171 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,240 Speaker 1: and you just don't know until you start getting late 172 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: notice isn't even then, you don't know because you don't 173 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 1: believe them. Go to hometitlelock dot com. Use to promo 174 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 1: code Jesse get yourself thirty days of free protection. But 175 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: go to home title loock dot com right now before 176 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: the worst happens. Back to the food. As I said, 177 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,680 Speaker 1: they prefer not to use up all their dried food. However, 178 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: it's a necessity. Fruits and veggies are a big, big, 179 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 1: big problem because it's hard to keep them and the 180 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,080 Speaker 1: men need them. Otherwise you're gonna get scurvy. You gotta 181 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: have vitamin see, you have to have enough diversity in 182 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: your diet. So they're always foraging. I'm not gonna dwell 183 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,040 Speaker 1: forever on the food, as you know I could, Chris, 184 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: but I will tell you this, if you read through 185 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 1: the story, it's a constant, constant thing, not eating finding it. 186 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:10,920 Speaker 1: Somebody is always at all times fishing, hunting, or fishing 187 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,120 Speaker 1: and hunting or fishing, hunting and foraging. It is Look, 188 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: these are a bunch of young men burning through calories 189 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: in a wild area. There is no seven to eleven. 190 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 1: If you can't find something, you will find food or 191 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: you will die. And they are well aware of the fact. 192 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: Even though they have twelve tons of supplies, they're going 193 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: to be gone for more than a year, and these 194 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,199 Speaker 1: supplies are going to run out. They know they're going 195 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: to run out. These men are all, every one of 196 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 1: them whiskey drinkers. This is not abnormal for the military today, 197 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,320 Speaker 1: not abnormal for the military and ancient Roman times, and 198 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: not abnormal for the military and the Lewis and Clark 199 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: you know, Journey or or Core of Discovery. It's just 200 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: not they are rationed. They're whiskey four ounces of a day. 201 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 1: They were given every day at dinner time. They take 202 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: this very very seriously, if you want to know how seriously. 203 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:21,119 Speaker 1: There were some discipline issues with the core of Discovery, 204 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: military discipline issues, and we'll go over those, you know, 205 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: couple that pop up here in a minute. And when 206 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: there were discipline issues, what would happen is private so 207 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: and so screws up. They convene a court martial in 208 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,640 Speaker 1: the field, you know, Lewis and Clark overseeing it. They 209 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: would decide on the guilt or innocence of said party. 210 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: And once it was decided this person was guilty, they 211 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: would have his fellow troopers, not Lewis and Clark, his 212 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: fellow dudes, carry out the punishment, which was almost always whipping. 213 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: Now it wasn't flogging. Keep in mind, flogging is what 214 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: happened to Jesus pre crucifixion. It can flogging can kill 215 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: you with a big ball on the end of the 216 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: leather straps and oftentimes a sharp piece of bone on there. 217 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: I mean, you can bleed to death from flogging. But 218 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: whipping is not pleasant. And they would sentence these guys 219 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,160 Speaker 1: all the time to fifty lashes or a hundred lashes. 220 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 1: That is brutal. And the reason I bring this up 221 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: is we're talking about whiskey. One night, as can happen, 222 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 1: twenty year old dudes, somebody decides he's had about enough 223 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:40,920 Speaker 1: of his four ounce ration of whiskey. Everybody goes to sleep. 224 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 1: You have a fire watch. You will have somebody awake 225 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: at all times, just like anywhere else in the military. 226 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: Somebody watching the boat, somebody awakes, somebody's always watching. He 227 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: taps into the whiskey, gets a buddy to tap into 228 00:15:54,640 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 1: the whiskey with him. This was a huge deal. Now 229 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: you and I can laugh this off. Now you know 230 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 1: twenty year old whiskey ha haha, who hasn't been there whatever. 231 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: Understand this. His comrades did not laugh this off. They 232 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: knew whiskey was limited. They viewed that as outright thievery 233 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: from them, and it was and they reportedly enthusiastically carried 234 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: out the lashes on that young man and his partner enthusiastically. 235 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: There were some other things I'm not going to go 236 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 1: into in depth of Somebody would fall asleep on post. 237 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: You know your job, Johnson, It's your job to stay 238 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,840 Speaker 1: up for the next two hours. This is standard. This 239 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: is standard anywhere in the Marine Corps. My entire time 240 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps, we never, ever, ever, ever, ever 241 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: once didn't have somebody awake. We called it firewah. Someone 242 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: was always on firewah. Sometimes it was a punishment, sometimes 243 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,879 Speaker 1: it was just a necessity. And that's peacetime or wartime. 244 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,679 Speaker 1: Now you do it in peace for a lot of reasons. 245 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 1: Part of it's to prep for war. No matter what, 246 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 1: you are in the field in twenty nine Palms without 247 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 1: another soul around, safest person in the world, you will 248 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:21,160 Speaker 1: have a firewatch up. You're in a completely secure military base, 249 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: you'll have a firewatch up. And obviously in Iraq you 250 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 1: will have a firewatch up. You will have men posted 251 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: around you. That is standard military practice. That's not unique 252 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: to us or anything like that. And it is similar 253 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,680 Speaker 1: to the whiskey, A very very very big deal, especially 254 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 1: in combat if you get caught sleeping. I will tell 255 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 1: you more than once, I never I never actually did 256 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,960 Speaker 1: that on firewatch. As a matter of fact, as Lylesa 257 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: as I was, but I never did that. But more 258 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 1: than once we would find a guy in peacetime you 259 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 1: know he's tired. Sometimes you do it as a punishment, 260 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 1: you'll make some guy do something horrible like a were 261 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,159 Speaker 1: on hour off, which you're better off just dying waking 262 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 1: up every hour. It's horrible. But no matter what, you 263 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: find a guy knocked out, and yeah, you punish him, 264 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 1: do some pushups through your thing. But you're not that mad. 265 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,360 Speaker 1: In Iraq, you find somebody doing that, brother, you can 266 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 1: get court martialed for that, because that's somebody's life, that's 267 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 1: somebody's husband, father, brother. You keep your butt awake. It's 268 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,919 Speaker 1: a big deal. And now think how important it was 269 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 1: for Lewis and Clark, surrounded by Indians and such to 270 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 1: have somebody awake at all times. That dude got lashed. 271 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,879 Speaker 1: And understand this lashing was kind. They were well within 272 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: their rights militarily to fire a bullet in the back 273 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: of his head and leave him there. They would they 274 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: would not have even been They wouldn't never even been 275 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: slightly controversial to do so that was standard. You'll die 276 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: for that, big deal. I should also point out these 277 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,639 Speaker 1: things were not the norm. You're gonna have these problems 278 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:09,120 Speaker 1: with younger guys almost undoubtedly, but for the most part. 279 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: Remember Lewis and Clark, they they had an extensive process 280 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: to figure out who they were taking and who they weren't, 281 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 1: and a lot of guys got rejected. They really did 282 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 1: pick the cream of the crop. These guys were dynamite man, 283 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 1: really dynamite. And they're making their way west, slowly, but 284 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 1: they're making their way west. They celebrate Independence Day. Kind 285 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: of cool, isn't that even back then? Obviously it'd be 286 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,159 Speaker 1: probably more important to them back then. We're talking eighteen 287 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 1: o four here, but Independence days a big deal. They 288 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: hand out an extra ration of whiskey. They fire off 289 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 1: the cannon on the boat, and they're passing a creek 290 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 1: which obviously hadn't been named, nothing had been named, really, 291 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,320 Speaker 1: and they called it Independence Creek and it is still 292 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: to this day. Independence. They are starting to run into 293 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:12,399 Speaker 1: Indian tribes. These are friendly interactions, almost universally friendly interactions. 294 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: And understand that they give this speech about how you are, 295 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: you are now part of part of America. Now, congratulations, 296 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,880 Speaker 1: we're gonna be friends. Don't worry, nobody's gonna mess with you. 297 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 1: They would hand out actual pieces of paper as certificates, 298 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,359 Speaker 1: like certifying this Indian chief, as you know, being being 299 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: the most important man in this Indian tribe and part 300 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: of American congratulations. Here's here's your certificate certifying that. I 301 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,880 Speaker 1: will point out now, and this plagued America as we 302 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 1: attempted to deal with the Indian tribes. It plagued them. 303 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 1: They never could understand about the Indians, how decentralized their 304 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,120 Speaker 1: tribes were, and how even chiefs that we thought were 305 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 1: megamega megapowerful. One we're not dictators even in their own tribe, 306 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,680 Speaker 1: and two had virtually no power in the next tribe over. 307 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,400 Speaker 1: They were very I mean, they're almost like cells. That's 308 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: not a way I want to put that. It makes 309 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: them sound like terrorists, but it really was. They all 310 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 1: had their own their own individual cells, their own individual groups. 311 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: There wasn't there wasn't one big man. And that makes 312 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,200 Speaker 1: it hard when you're negotiating with somebody. It's easy when 313 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,399 Speaker 1: someone as a king, well that's a guy we got 314 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 1: to talk to. Indians made that hard. Hang on EBB. 315 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:52,440 Speaker 1: Sleep can change how you work. It can change your 316 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 1: productivity at work. It just can. It will make you 317 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: more energetic during the day. That is life changing. And 318 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 1: I know because I've seen it at my job. I 319 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 1: come into work, I'm more ready to go. I need 320 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,240 Speaker 1: to do something extra after the show for this person 321 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 1: or that person. Maybe an extra interview. Here. It's no 322 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: longer the man. I don't know, I'm kind of tired. 323 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,639 Speaker 1: It's oh yeah, let's do it. Don't you want that 324 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,200 Speaker 1: kind of energy now? I'm telling you it can even 325 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: make you some money. Go to tryeb dot com slash jesse. 326 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,639 Speaker 1: They'll let you try it risk free for sixty days. 327 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: Tryeb dot com slash jesse. That's try ebb dot com 328 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,760 Speaker 1: slash jesse used to promo code jesse for twenty five 329 00:22:46,800 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 1: bucks off I. Since Chris is getting nervous the Lewis 330 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: and Clark expedition, the core of Discovery is not moving 331 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,399 Speaker 1: west very quickly, and we're already thirty minutes in the show. 332 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 1: I'm trying okay. Sometimes these points are important. We're talking 333 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:36,439 Speaker 1: to the Indians. It's gone well. However, the Sioux, we 334 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: need to talk about the Sioux for a moment. The 335 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 1: Sioux were not an unknown entity in the United States 336 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 1: of America. Enough word had gotten back about the Sioux, 337 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 1: and specifically the Teton Sioux. There were really three gigantic 338 00:23:53,640 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 1: sects of sue. One of them forget about one one's 339 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,840 Speaker 1: the Yankton, the others the Teeton. The Teton Sioux were 340 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,360 Speaker 1: by a mile, the most powerful Indian tribe in the 341 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:13,560 Speaker 1: Plains area. They were people who, I mean, you can 342 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,119 Speaker 1: almost think of them like mongols. They're not near that 343 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,200 Speaker 1: level of sophistication and organization. But they had got their 344 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaker 1: hands on horses. Remember the Spanish had brought horses in 345 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 1: North America hundreds of years earlier. The Comanchee mastered the horses. 346 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 1: The Sioux mastered the horses, and the Sioux were I mean, 347 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 1: I love the Sioux. The Sioux were warlike. Don't listen 348 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,920 Speaker 1: to that crap. Even though it's a great movie Dances 349 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,359 Speaker 1: with Wolves that showed the Pawnee, wasn't it. The Pawnee 350 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,399 Speaker 1: were the bad guys and dances with wolves and the 351 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,639 Speaker 1: gentle Sioux just trying to get by. No, no, no, no, no, 352 00:24:52,640 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: no no. The Sioux terrorized every other Indian tribe out there, absurdly, 353 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: absurdly warlike, and very very good at it. They were awesome, 354 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 1: absolutely awesome. I love them, I love them. They're one 355 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 1: of my favorites. But we're about to have a culture 356 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,639 Speaker 1: clash big time. So the Americans were aware of the 357 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 1: suit and you should know. Remember the British are in 358 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 1: Canada at this time. British are doing lots of trading 359 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: into North America. Still at this time British are still 360 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: real salty about that whole American Revolution thing. We still 361 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,280 Speaker 1: have another war with the Brits coming up soon. Remember 362 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 1: we're eighteen o four eighteen eighteen twelve, we're going to 363 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,240 Speaker 1: be fighting them again. To say things are tense between 364 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,800 Speaker 1: us and the Brits would be putting it mildly. The 365 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: Titon sue we're trading with the Brits that was helping 366 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,120 Speaker 1: them maintain their strength. One thing you need to get 367 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,200 Speaker 1: about these Indian tribes, and Lewis and Clark will run 368 00:25:54,200 --> 00:26:01,119 Speaker 1: into this extensively. They're desperate not to stay away from 369 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:07,119 Speaker 1: white guys, to trade with white guys because they want weapons, 370 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,359 Speaker 1: they want equipment. It helps their tribe gain superiority over 371 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 1: the other tribe. Now see, I'm gonna end up getting distracted. 372 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 1: You know what, Let's just accept it. This is probably 373 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 1: going to be a three partner because we have to 374 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 1: talk about this. When it comes to the Indian tribes, 375 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 1: they're all different, They had different priorities, different ways of 376 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: life depending on where they lived and what they prioritized. 377 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,959 Speaker 1: They were warlike, they weren't warlike. They were hunters, they 378 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,719 Speaker 1: were fisher they were farmers, they were they were all 379 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:38,280 Speaker 1: these things, okay, But what they weren't was more technologically 380 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 1: advanced than each other. This tribe in the Pacific Northwest 381 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 1: is going to have a totally totally different lifestyle than 382 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:53,080 Speaker 1: the Seminole Indians of Florida, one hundred percent different. However, 383 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,159 Speaker 1: you put them side by side with each other and 384 00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 1: technologically the same equal, there's no advancement there. The reason 385 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: they ended up getting conquered. So once they got in 386 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,639 Speaker 1: contact with the Europeans and then Americans, once you know, 387 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: those Europeans became Americans, what they wanted was stuff because 388 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,800 Speaker 1: it gave them finally a leg up over people they 389 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,919 Speaker 1: were always competing with. Always Yes, it's nice, nice to 390 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: meet you, haha, nice to meet you Americans. Yeah, what 391 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,240 Speaker 1: do you have for guns? How's your knife selection looking? 392 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 1: How are the hatchets? How are they? They wanted these things? Gunpowder, shot? 393 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:37,120 Speaker 1: What do you have for me? Understandable? Lewis and Clark 394 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: would fight this the entire way west and back because 395 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 1: while They were happy to trade what they could with 396 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,120 Speaker 1: the Indians. They did not want to give them any 397 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: weapons of any kind like that. They didn't want to 398 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: arm them up. Well, the Sioux were very capable on 399 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,360 Speaker 1: horseback and outstanding tribe anyway, and trading with the Brits. 400 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: They were dominating, dominating all the other Indian tribes, and 401 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: they were the alphas out there, the Sioux. The Sioux 402 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: took what they wanted. They took it when they wanted. 403 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,959 Speaker 1: While we're in for a bit of a culture clash, 404 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 1: aren't we. When you have a bunch of heavily armed, 405 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:26,040 Speaker 1: accomplished military guys with advanced weaponry who very much see 406 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: themselves as superior to the savages around them. That's how 407 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: they saw themselves. And as the expedition is starting to 408 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 1: talk to these Indian tribes and push west and push west, 409 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: they're starting to get warnings. You know, you know the 410 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 1: Sioux are coming up, right, if you can keep going 411 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: up this river. You guys have heard about the Sioux, 412 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 1: haven't you. These are these all the guys you have. 413 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: I just want to be clear, because you know, you 414 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: know you're going into the Sioux territory. They knew about 415 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: the Sioux. Before the trip. Along the way, they're hearing 416 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: more and more about the Sue, and they're apprehensive. To 417 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: put it mildly, they're certainly ready. If you're wondering how 418 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: they're communicating with all these Indian tribes, just know they're 419 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: always running into trappers and traders. Remember the French, We 420 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: remember the story from you. I say the French were 421 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,000 Speaker 1: heavily involved here. The Spanish were heavily involved here, and 422 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: they had had people here forever. And these guys would 423 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 1: move into this area and trap and trade, and they'd 424 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,200 Speaker 1: marry Indian women and deal with Indian tribes all the time, 425 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,480 Speaker 1: trading with each other, and therefore they oblah. So they're 426 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 1: always picking up a trapper or a trader who wants 427 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: some money. Maybe it's off season, maybe just wants a 428 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,000 Speaker 1: little extra chedda. The US Army could write a big 429 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,360 Speaker 1: fat check to you. Hey, you want to come along 430 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,520 Speaker 1: a month, two months, a year translate for us help out. 431 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 1: This is going to come into play here shortly. So 432 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 1: they're heading up the river, heading up the river, heading 433 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:03,480 Speaker 1: up the river, and they run into the Yankton Sioux. 434 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: Remember that's not the Teton Sue. This is the Yankton 435 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,800 Speaker 1: Sioux very much separate. Sometimes at odds with the Teton. 436 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 1: Sue these just because they're all Sioux or Lacoda, depending 437 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: on how you want to put it, different They're aggressive, 438 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 1: they want guns. The answer is no. This meeting goes fine. 439 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,560 Speaker 1: But again, this was not what they were supposed to 440 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: be worried about. They were worried about the Teton Sioux 441 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,840 Speaker 1: that we're coming. Now, this is a funny part of 442 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 1: the story. I always found it to be funny. It 443 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,040 Speaker 1: was the biggest shock in the world. See, it's not 444 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 1: going to be shocking to you. It's gonna be hard 445 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: to put yourself in this mindset. It was the biggest 446 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 1: shock in the world for these guys when they hit 447 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:52,360 Speaker 1: the great planes and there weren't trees. Sounds weird, right, 448 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 1: But understand this. I've lived all over the country. Everywhere 449 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: you go, there are trees back east everywhere, there's no 450 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,280 Speaker 1: such thing as great planes. All of a sudden you 451 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,520 Speaker 1: get to this. They described it as an ocean of grass, 452 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,520 Speaker 1: and there not only aren't trees around, there aren't trees 453 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 1: as far as the eye can see. It's an ocean 454 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 1: of gray. They didn't know how to They didn't know 455 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: how to adapt to this world. How do you how 456 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: do you even start fires out here? It was totally 457 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 1: It was like like we talked about yesterday. It was 458 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: like they had landed on the moon. They write about 459 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,840 Speaker 1: it like there's no timber anywhere. They thought it was really, 460 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: really weird, and it would be, wouldn't it again. They 461 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: don't have they don't have a smartphone. They can look 462 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 1: up any environment in the world if you want right 463 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: now to check out what it's like it Mount Fuji, Japan. 464 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 1: Guess what it's five seconds away on an internet search. 465 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: If you've never seen or heard about the Great Planes 466 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,680 Speaker 1: until you sail your boat into to him, that can 467 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: be quite a shock, can't it. That can be quite 468 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:12,120 Speaker 1: a shock. And it was. Now they're approaching the Teton suit. 469 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,320 Speaker 1: Like I said, they're prepared, they're not stupid. But it 470 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 1: starts to go bad pretty much right away. Oh God, 471 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,600 Speaker 1: on a him only side on me, Jesse Kelly, you're 472 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Gold Alliance dot Com 473 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,080 Speaker 1: slash Jesse, you need to remember that because you need 474 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,720 Speaker 1: to have some gold in your portfolio. You know, there 475 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 1: are laws in economics, right there are laws. Some things 476 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 1: are theories. There are several theories out there. All that 477 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 1: stuff's fine, but some things are a fact. When you 478 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,320 Speaker 1: print currency unbacked, that devalues the currency, that's not a theory. 479 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: That is a fact. And the FED is printing money 480 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:27,840 Speaker 1: by the trillion right now, that story ends one way, 481 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,400 Speaker 1: and only one way. To not let them rob you 482 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,640 Speaker 1: of the retirement income you've planned for, you've worked hard for. 483 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,280 Speaker 1: Go to gold Alliance dot com slash jesse. That's Gold 484 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 1: Alliance dot com slash jesse. Go there today, get a 485 00:33:45,920 --> 00:34:10,160 Speaker 1: gold Ira. Get it now. They're approaching the Teton Siou. 486 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: They know they're approaching the Teton Sioux. They don't want 487 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,640 Speaker 1: this to go poorly because they can't afford for it 488 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,359 Speaker 1: to go poorly. These are all military guys. They're well armed, 489 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,319 Speaker 1: they're very capable, but keep in mind the Sioux are 490 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,920 Speaker 1: the Sioux vastly outnumbered them. So what do they do. 491 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:35,000 Speaker 1: They essentially stop short and start a huge fire so 492 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,160 Speaker 1: the Sioux know they're there as a way to just 493 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,440 Speaker 1: be like, hey, we're here. And of course the Sioux 494 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:45,799 Speaker 1: camp and at this time, and this happened a lot 495 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,040 Speaker 1: with the Americans, they would kind of peacock a little bit, 496 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,680 Speaker 1: a bit of a show of force. Oh, hey, nice 497 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,759 Speaker 1: to meet you. Oh is that my weapon I'm carrying? Yeah, 498 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 1: I'd just like to carry it around. Yeah, I know 499 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,239 Speaker 1: you've never seen anything like that before. Hey, you want 500 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,080 Speaker 1: to see how it shoots? Oh look at that? Wow? Right, 501 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,640 Speaker 1: really impressive. Can you believe that? Oh? Yeah, no, that 502 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,520 Speaker 1: is a cannon. Do you want to see what that does? 503 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,719 Speaker 1: There was a lot of that. And remember what they're 504 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,319 Speaker 1: going into though, They're going into the Sioux, who are 505 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,800 Speaker 1: the alpha's on this block, and call all the shots 506 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,240 Speaker 1: and use that power. These are a different Indian tribe 507 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,919 Speaker 1: than the ones the Americans have been learning to live with, 508 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,840 Speaker 1: than the ones the Americans have been trading with. The 509 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 1: Sioux immediately steal a horse. Now, I can tell this 510 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: is where the show is going to derail, because I'm 511 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,680 Speaker 1: gonna have to wrap this up and get to ask 512 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,240 Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday soon. But we need to talk about 513 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 1: something here. As you know, I have some historical peoples. 514 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:51,440 Speaker 1: I love some historical peoples. I don't I think about 515 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,080 Speaker 1: the y Aztecs and child sacrifice. I'm perfectly fine telling 516 00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 1: you I think those are gutter trash garbage people, a 517 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 1: dog trash culture, and I hate them. I do so 518 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:10,120 Speaker 1: it clouds when it clouds me when I talk about them. 519 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:18,080 Speaker 1: You know, I like japan The Japanese fascinate me. I 520 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 1: like the Indian tribes, lots of them, especially the warlike ones. 521 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,400 Speaker 1: I grew up cowboys and Indians, and I was both. 522 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,440 Speaker 1: I was a cowboy and I was the Indians. I 523 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 1: think some of the Indian tribes, the warlike ones, are awesome. 524 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,879 Speaker 1: I never understood the Indian tribes that run from their 525 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,359 Speaker 1: warlike history to this day. Oh that's not true. We 526 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: weren't warlike. Oh we were most Oh shut up, history 527 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:44,279 Speaker 1: weren't It was awesome. You dominated everybody. By the end 528 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 1: of the Lewis and Clark expedition, and we'll go into 529 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:51,719 Speaker 1: this more and more, there was a lot of bitterness 530 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:57,400 Speaker 1: towards Indian tribes. They were helped out a lot by 531 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:06,160 Speaker 1: the Indians, but theft, thievery, stealing. The Americans, because they 532 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:11,000 Speaker 1: came from a different culture, could not handle that drove 533 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:16,560 Speaker 1: them insane. And as you know, I am the most immoral, 534 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,560 Speaker 1: soulless monster in the world. You know this, I admit this. However, 535 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,080 Speaker 1: stealing is my thing. I hate it with the fire 536 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: of a thousand sons. I hate it. You could leave 537 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,319 Speaker 1: me ten million dollars in hundreds and tell me you'll 538 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,759 Speaker 1: be back in twenty years for it. You can leave 539 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: it to me in a suitcase and you'd come back 540 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: in ten years and every dime would be there. That's 541 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: how much I hate it. Hate it. When people take 542 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,880 Speaker 1: things from me, as have happened in the past, it 543 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,600 Speaker 1: puts me into a blind rage. And I would never 544 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: take anything from anyone else. And I'm not saying that 545 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 1: to act morally superior. Believe me, I'm not morally superior. 546 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 1: It's just my thing. And that part of that's an 547 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: American thing because it drove the Americans nuts. However, I 548 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 1: have to step in here and defend the Lakota who 549 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:11,120 Speaker 1: very much stole the horse right away. That's not their thing, 550 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,880 Speaker 1: and it was not their thing in the tribes, lots 551 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,480 Speaker 1: of them, lots of the tribes. And again, if you're 552 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,759 Speaker 1: an Indian today and you're proud of your heritage and 553 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,840 Speaker 1: this offends you, I don't care that you're listening to 554 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,359 Speaker 1: the wrong show. If you get offended. I'm not trying 555 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:32,200 Speaker 1: to be installed. I'm trying to explain things they stole. 556 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,880 Speaker 1: They stole from each other all the time. That was 557 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:41,600 Speaker 1: it was it's hard for me to put into words. 558 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,400 Speaker 1: It was almost their shopping. I know that sounds bad, 559 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,440 Speaker 1: but it was. And not just horses, women, children. You 560 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,040 Speaker 1: would always run into prisoners from this tribe or that tribe. 561 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:58,080 Speaker 1: They would raid all the time. You send twenty warriors out, 562 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:03,360 Speaker 1: little war party, and you come across five Pawnee women 563 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,239 Speaker 1: washing their clothes in the river. They're coming with you. 564 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 1: Oh look, some horses, you're coming along. It was their 565 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,879 Speaker 1: young men, their young warriors, proving themselves. Part of that 566 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,200 Speaker 1: was how they proved themselves. And they would have thought nothing, 567 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 1: absolutely nothing morally wrong with it. You take what you 568 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,840 Speaker 1: can get your hands on. That was part of survival 569 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 1: in the wild West with the tribes. So if it 570 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,799 Speaker 1: sounds like I'm defending the Lakota here, it's because I am. 571 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,919 Speaker 1: That's what they did. Obviously, I understand the Americans being 572 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,200 Speaker 1: horrified by this. The Sioux wouldn't have thought twice about it. 573 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,640 Speaker 1: Oh look there's a horse, I think I'll take it. 574 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 1: That's what they did. So right away, a situation that 575 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,720 Speaker 1: was already going to be tense. Now that's even gotten 576 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,759 Speaker 1: ratcheted up some. And it doesn't help that the British 577 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,840 Speaker 1: were very much exploiting this situation by telling the Indians 578 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,319 Speaker 1: the Americans are gonna come kill you all. So the 579 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:34,800 Speaker 1: tetons who are really weary. A one in three adults 580 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,799 Speaker 1: has pre diabetes. One in three. 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That 589 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,760 Speaker 1: means it could be me my boss or my boss's boss, 590 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,120 Speaker 1: or me my favorite sister or my other sister. That's 591 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,840 Speaker 1: seven members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait, 592 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,960 Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol, 593 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,759 Speaker 1: or my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take the 594 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,440 Speaker 1: risk test that do I have pre diabetes? Dot org? 595 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,759 Speaker 1: Brought to you by the ad Council and it's pre 596 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:58,800 Speaker 1: diabetes awareness partners. Pensions are rising. Clark takes his canoe. 597 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,360 Speaker 1: They have a couple of canoe, remember they weren't called canoes. 598 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,920 Speaker 1: They were bigger than canoes. But takes his canoe to 599 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,759 Speaker 1: the shore, gets to the shore to meet with the 600 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,319 Speaker 1: Sioux chief. There's a bunch of Sioux warriors there, and 601 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,440 Speaker 1: the Sioux warriors go ahead and grab his line of 602 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,799 Speaker 1: his canoe to take that too. When he gets to 603 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:26,520 Speaker 1: the shore. Clark, as you remember, is a brave military 604 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,520 Speaker 1: man who has been in more than one scrap in 605 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,680 Speaker 1: his lifetime. And they're Americans very much ready to fight 606 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:39,080 Speaker 1: at the drop of a hat. Boom, Indians on the ridge, 607 00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:43,800 Speaker 1: Indians on the shore line, Americans in the river. Clark's 608 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:50,640 Speaker 1: standing there by himself. Sword comes out. Now we got 609 00:42:50,680 --> 00:43:30,680 Speaker 1: a bit of a standoff, don't we hang You're listening 610 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:45,640 Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse Kelly Show. 611 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:58,120 Speaker 1: I want you to know because it's an ask doctor 612 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,839 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, and we're all in a good mood today. 613 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a blast that I'm doing something kind 614 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,319 Speaker 1: for you right now. During the break I considered, I 615 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,440 Speaker 1: genuinely considered not telling you what happens next in the 616 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,319 Speaker 1: Lewis and Clark story, just telling you listen Monday for 617 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,680 Speaker 1: the I'm not going to do that. It would be 618 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 1: too harsh. I wouldn't blame you if you just dog 619 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,440 Speaker 1: cust me an email if I did it. So I'm 620 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,719 Speaker 1: not doing it. Is this going to go a third 621 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,600 Speaker 1: part for Monday and no questions? I've got to cut 622 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,160 Speaker 1: this off. I have way too many questions to get 623 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,279 Speaker 1: to you were kind enough to send them in. I'm 624 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,920 Speaker 1: going to answer them, but I will tell you Clark 625 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,880 Speaker 1: sword drawn. They load the cannon on the boat. Remember 626 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,080 Speaker 1: the cannon on the boat. It's not like a cannon cannon. 627 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,920 Speaker 1: It's a miniature cannon on a stand, and it holds 628 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,160 Speaker 1: not a cannon ball. It holds sixteen musket shells. All 629 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:55,560 Speaker 1: the men have their weapons at the ready. The blunderbusses already. 630 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,920 Speaker 1: Remember I told you about the blunderbusses yesterday. They're a shotgun. 631 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,040 Speaker 1: You just need to think of them like a shotgun. 632 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,799 Speaker 1: And some of them are, I mean big shotguns. They're 633 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,239 Speaker 1: on sticks too. A couple of them are mounted too, 634 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:13,000 Speaker 1: on the keel boat. Indians not exactly shrinking violets. The 635 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:20,200 Speaker 1: Titan sue they're ready to arrows notched. The entire thing 636 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,040 Speaker 1: would have gone downhill right here. This would have been 637 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,640 Speaker 1: the end of the expedition. Could the Americans have fought 638 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,200 Speaker 1: their way out of it? I don't know. I don't know. 639 00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,440 Speaker 1: They were heavily outnumbered, they had the superior weaponry, sew 640 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,759 Speaker 1: are pretty stink and tough. It's just I don't know. 641 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,440 Speaker 1: But no matter what, that would have been the end 642 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,480 Speaker 1: of it. You would have taken so many casualties. You 643 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,360 Speaker 1: just you would add it. You didn't, you'd add to 644 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,120 Speaker 1: scrap the whole thing. And by the grace of God, 645 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:53,120 Speaker 1: a Sioux chief by the name of Black Buffalo steps 646 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:58,480 Speaker 1: in and says, whoa, whoa, So how's the weather back east? 647 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,799 Speaker 1: He essentially steps He didn't ask about the weather. He 648 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,279 Speaker 1: essentially stepped in and changed the subject and got them 649 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:11,520 Speaker 1: all talking about different things. The expedition stayed with the 650 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:16,080 Speaker 1: Sioux just a couple more days. They did go to 651 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:22,759 Speaker 1: you know, some dances with the Sioux. Things were okay, 652 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:29,319 Speaker 1: but there was so much tension there. When they shoved off, 653 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,400 Speaker 1: the Sioux were upset the Sioux really really, Remember I 654 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,920 Speaker 1: told you all the Indians wont in guns. The Sioux 655 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,000 Speaker 1: pretty much demanded guns. Oh no, you'll give us your guns. 656 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,759 Speaker 1: And Lewis and Clark were not people, by the grace 657 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,160 Speaker 1: of God, who took that crap. They said, actually I won't. 658 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,560 Speaker 1: I'll give you the business end of it. When they 659 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:55,320 Speaker 1: shoved off, they didn't exactly part as friends. And remember 660 00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:00,719 Speaker 1: that firewatch I told you about in the beginning. That 661 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,520 Speaker 1: got a lot busier after this, because for at least 662 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,959 Speaker 1: two or three days after they were very, very very 663 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,560 Speaker 1: concerned about the Sue tracking them down, sneaking up on 664 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,360 Speaker 1: them and killing them all. So they had extra watch. 665 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:19,560 Speaker 1: They were very wary of it. Not the last time 666 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:25,120 Speaker 1: they'll see them on our journey either. However, we have 667 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:30,520 Speaker 1: to stop there. I tried, Chris, I tried. They're not 668 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,200 Speaker 1: even I mean, they haven't even wintered the first time yet. 669 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,640 Speaker 1: I swear on my life, I'm going to get through 670 00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,120 Speaker 1: the whole thing on Monday. I'm going to. I don't 671 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,040 Speaker 1: care if it takes the entire show. I'm trying. I 672 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,359 Speaker 1: don't like these multi part shows, you know, I get distracted. 673 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,680 Speaker 1: I lack focus. That's why. It's why I don't have 674 00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,239 Speaker 1: a college degree. I'm not gonna lie to you. That's 675 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,040 Speaker 1: why I don't have a college degree. I would sit 676 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,440 Speaker 1: in these classes even after I got out of the 677 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,879 Speaker 1: Marine Corps. I'm using the GI bill, and I'm going 678 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,400 Speaker 1: to be paying a community college doctor brag ranting. I 679 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,160 Speaker 1: got in and I'm sitting there. I got a job, 680 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,279 Speaker 1: it's paying me, all right. I'd already met the old lady, 681 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,279 Speaker 1: so I have somebody hot I could be with, and 682 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,480 Speaker 1: I have a good job. And then I'm sitting there 683 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,640 Speaker 1: in class and they're talking to me about the chemical 684 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,799 Speaker 1: composition of magma, and I'm all, what is this idiocy? 685 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,879 Speaker 1: Why do I care? Kids? Don't be like that, all right, 686 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,280 Speaker 1: don't be like that. Listen to your parents. I'm just saying, 687 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,080 Speaker 1: I like focus and it tends to Ruin the radio 688 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,800 Speaker 1: show eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven 689 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:47,359 Speaker 1: three eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three, 690 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,520 Speaker 1: it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday, and you can still 691 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,720 Speaker 1: email them. Chris is checking emails throughout the show Jesse 692 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,880 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot dot com. We're going to 693 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,560 Speaker 1: read the first one from she says, I can say 694 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,919 Speaker 1: her first name, So I'm going to Gianna, Gianna, I'm 695 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,239 Speaker 1: not going to read her last name, but definitely Italian. 696 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,600 Speaker 1: I thought we'd already getting rid of all of those listeners. 697 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,680 Speaker 1: Chris quit. We can make Italian jokes on the show, 698 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:22,080 Speaker 1: all right. Gianna says this, why is good booze so expensive? 699 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:28,759 Speaker 1: Seems unfair? And she signs off with stay handsome. I 700 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,959 Speaker 1: love this lady, all right, I love her already. Why 701 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,880 Speaker 1: is good booze so expensive? I actually I come at 702 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:44,120 Speaker 1: this from a different angle. I grew up without any money. Okay, 703 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,640 Speaker 1: I still exactly don't exactly have a boatload of it. 704 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,560 Speaker 1: I mean, obviously doing a lot better than I was 705 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:54,439 Speaker 1: as kid, But I grew up without any money, so 706 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,920 Speaker 1: I grew up on I mean, you guys think I'm 707 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,680 Speaker 1: joking about red Lobster, and sometimes I say that tongue 708 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,160 Speaker 1: and she you can ask my wife. She's horrified to 709 00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,480 Speaker 1: this day. She'll ask me, wait a minute, you that's 710 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,279 Speaker 1: not for radio. You really genuinely love it. I'll go 711 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:13,960 Speaker 1: eat at red Lobster by myself. When I was a kid, dude, 712 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,000 Speaker 1: that was once every six months, you got to eat out, 713 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,560 Speaker 1: and that was good food. That was a good meal. 714 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,560 Speaker 1: And I'm not ashamed of that at all. That was awesome. 715 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:29,280 Speaker 1: And so you developed those tastes early on. You developed 716 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,240 Speaker 1: the taste early on. And when I started to dabble 717 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,120 Speaker 1: in booze, I mean, I didn't have any money. You know, 718 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,680 Speaker 1: you're a poor I'm drinking. You're buying Keystone Light by 719 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:48,920 Speaker 1: the case, Natty Light, Milwaukee's Best. You're buying malt liquor forties. 720 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,840 Speaker 1: You know, like an idiot. You know you're an idiot. 721 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,960 Speaker 1: You're a young idiot, at least I was. I hope 722 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,560 Speaker 1: you're not. I see some of these young people today 723 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,160 Speaker 1: and they're so put together, and I think to myself, Man, 724 00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,000 Speaker 1: that is so much such a better way to be 725 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:06,280 Speaker 1: than the way I was. But my tastes are white 726 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:12,200 Speaker 1: trash because I'm white trash. I didn't get introduced to 727 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:17,360 Speaker 1: high end booze until I was running for Congress in Tucson. 728 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,040 Speaker 1: And you remember, you know the story. Everybody knows the story. 729 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,279 Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into it. I'd never run 730 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,480 Speaker 1: for office before I choose to run for Congress. I 731 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,640 Speaker 1: end up being pretty good at it. I beat everybody 732 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,319 Speaker 1: in the Primaire and stuff like that. And when you're 733 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,680 Speaker 1: running for office, Democrat, Republican, whatever it is, you're going 734 00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:37,080 Speaker 1: to develop a wealthy core group of donors. Well, however 735 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,719 Speaker 1: many it may be. For president, it's obviously a lot more. 736 00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,520 Speaker 1: But congressman, senator, whatever, you're going to have a group 737 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:47,000 Speaker 1: of donors. Oftentimes they know each other four or five, six, ten, 738 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,879 Speaker 1: twenty millionaires. And you hang out with these guys a lot. 739 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,520 Speaker 1: They're calling they're millionaire friends. Because you know, you can 740 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,480 Speaker 1: squeeze donations out of your millionaire buddies without any effort 741 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,040 Speaker 1: at all. Hey, Tom, I need you to say and 742 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,360 Speaker 1: Jesse twenty five hundred bucks. Who's Jesse? Doesn't matter? Seventy 743 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,840 Speaker 1: twenty five hundred bucks. Okay, fine, That's how it works. 744 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,120 Speaker 1: They bundle money for in that money you need that 745 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,280 Speaker 1: money for a campaign. That's how those commercials get on television. 746 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:16,240 Speaker 1: They're not free. But you start hanging out with these guys, 747 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,839 Speaker 1: and you're hanging out at Tucson Country Club. It's one 748 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,799 Speaker 1: of the places we hung out. It was it's you know, 749 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,040 Speaker 1: it was the rich person little country club in Tucson. 750 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,680 Speaker 1: The rich people lived out there in that area. The 751 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:32,680 Speaker 1: rich people golfed there. And I started to hang out 752 00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:37,160 Speaker 1: with these guys who really really loved Scotch in whiskey. 753 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,480 Speaker 1: And I don't mean the gymbeam I drink. I mean 754 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,880 Speaker 1: from all over the world. One guy was a Scotch freak. 755 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,319 Speaker 1: We went up to his house. Of course, he had 756 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,440 Speaker 1: this beautiful house. He had one of those full bars, 757 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,800 Speaker 1: a full bar set up, you know, bar and everything 758 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,279 Speaker 1: he had. To this day, I hate saying the number 759 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,759 Speaker 1: because i know I'm gonna do it wrong. I'm doing 760 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,800 Speaker 1: this off of memory. He had to have a hundred 761 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,880 Speaker 1: bottles of scotch or more. That's all you had behind 762 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:12,520 Speaker 1: the bar. From all over the world. Hey, on on 763 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,760 Speaker 1: the Jordan Harbinger Show, you'll hear amazing stories from people 764 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,759 Speaker 1: that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even an 765 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,759 Speaker 1: undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're about 766 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,920 Speaker 1: to hear a preview of the Jordan Harbinger Show with 767 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,200 Speaker 1: Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was twenty 768 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,960 Speaker 1: four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated working 769 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,560 Speaker 1: on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar. 770 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,520 Speaker 1: How there's a bar mate? Dare good looking young lady 771 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,600 Speaker 1: see serving me? Joke? Hey, what would you like I 772 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,280 Speaker 1: Usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini, 773 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,840 Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished 774 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,680 Speaker 1: the drink, the guys come in. I'm gonna go go 775 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,080 Speaker 1: in my pocket, take out the big wad of money. Hey, am, 776 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,560 Speaker 1: I give her one hundred dollars. If you're with the MOB, 777 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,799 Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That 778 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,040 Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake down. We could 779 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,719 Speaker 1: shake it down. Oh, you're on record with us. For 780 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,440 Speaker 1: more on how Jack became so trusted in the highest 781 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:10,480 Speaker 1: levels of the Gambino organization, checkout episode three ninety two 782 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,000 Speaker 1: of The Jordan Harbinger Show.