Speaker 1: Second, I gotta say, I'm really excited about today's second
Speaker 1: date update. You'd look excited. You got a big smell
Speaker 1: on your face. I can help it because the girl
Speaker 1: we have on the phone says she went on an
Speaker 1: incredible date with Leo. Oh my god, and Leo. I
Speaker 1: cannot wait to find out what a date with Leonardo
Speaker 1: DiCaprio is. Like, So, Jessica, come on, girl, dish spell
Speaker 1: that tea? Oh boy, I wish, I wish? Come on?
Speaker 1: What's I think she's got to crush your fantasies, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: So it didn't meet a guy named Leo on a
Speaker 1: dating ass and it must be Leonardo DiCaprio because he's
Speaker 1: obviously on all sorts of dating apps. He's very attractive,
Speaker 1: He's got like cute sandy brown hair. Okay, wait what
Speaker 1: so did he take you to the Mediterranean or did
Speaker 1: he take you to the Caribbean? Like? How much did
Speaker 1: he spend? I were sure? I knew? Wait is that
Speaker 1: really what this Leo looks like? He didn't look exactly
Speaker 1: like Leonardo DiCaprio, but his hair definitely did and he
Speaker 1: just had like a very trustworthy look about him. Oh man,
Speaker 1: those are the ones that you should trust least, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. So, what did you and Leo do for
Speaker 1: your date? So? We met at a bar and he
Speaker 1: showed up like very confident, and he was like, are
Speaker 1: we going to do this? Or what? What? Wait? Can
Speaker 1: I ask them? What did he mean by do this?
Speaker 1: Like do the date, do the deed? Get drunk? Where
Speaker 1: is he at? I think he said like are we
Speaker 1: gonna do this? Like? Where are we going to do it? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think it was a joke. You think did it
Speaker 1: work on you? Not at that time though, So wait,
Speaker 1: so the bar was fun? You're saying the bar was fun.
Speaker 1: We hung out for a while and talked about a
Speaker 1: lot of different things. There was one time where he
Speaker 1: asked me who my favorite president was. Okay, what your
Speaker 1: first date question is that? I think it's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: What was Ria? Of course I said Grover Cleveland? Of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a sexy one. Did you have a reason? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Grover, like you know, from Sesame Street. So
Speaker 1: obviously that's when I choose. Oh my god, you know
Speaker 1: what United States history classes have done a sue good.
Speaker 1: So we talked a lot. We got into like a
Speaker 1: conversation about like the YouTube shows that we watch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I told him I was really into makeup tutorials and
Speaker 1: he didn't really get it. So I was trying to
Speaker 1: explain it to him and he still wasn't understanding. So
Speaker 1: I decided to show him what it was all about,
Speaker 1: and I actually gave him a little mini makeup tutorial
Speaker 1: at the bar. Wait, he let you put makeup on him?
Speaker 1: He did. He was a good spot, and I taught
Speaker 1: him a thing or two. I put some highlight on
Speaker 1: him and showed him like the before and after to
Speaker 1: show that like it made his cheekbones pop. I obviously
Speaker 1: really likes you he's letting you put makeup on yeah,
Speaker 1: or he really likes high cheekbones Jose. Okay, he was
Speaker 1: a believer after that. Okay. Oh, so he looked pretty
Speaker 1: good after you were done making him up. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: looked great as the cheek phones popped. As I expected,
Speaker 1: This sounds like such a fun date, like you talked
Speaker 1: about interesting things. You did silly stuff like why do
Speaker 1: you think he's not calling you? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like we even made out at the end with your
Speaker 1: makeup on together, Like did your eyelashes brush against each
Speaker 1: other while you guys had a passionate embrace. No, but
Speaker 1: my lipstick got on him, his lipstick got on me.
Speaker 1: It was like a little weird, but it was really cute.
Speaker 1: Everybody else in that bar must have just been feeling like,
Speaker 1: what the heck is going on over there? But then
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, don't judge, don't judge it. It does
Speaker 1: sound like a PDA train wreck, like, but you were
Speaker 1: both into it, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah, But at
Speaker 1: the end we ended up getting in separate ubers. And
Speaker 1: then I haven't heard anything since then, and how long?
Speaker 1: How long ago is that? That's a week? Oh man,
Speaker 1: he hasn't called you back at all. Yep, typical Leo
Speaker 1: one day and then you're probably too old for him.
Speaker 1: But I guess we'll find out for sure. We're going
Speaker 1: to play a song and when we come back, we'll
Speaker 1: call Leo for you and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, Jessica, thank you guys. Okay, hold on second
Speaker 1: date if you're just tuning in for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Jessica is trying to get ahold of a guy named Leo,
Speaker 1: and her date sounds like an episode straight out of
Speaker 1: Sex in the City. They went out on the town.
Speaker 1: They sipped samatize, they gave each other makeovers, and then
Speaker 1: they dished about which US president they think are the
Speaker 1: most bangable. Samantha m we got Jessica. Jessica, would you
Speaker 1: say that's an accurate description of your date? I would
Speaker 1: say that's pretty close. I feel like I'm one of
Speaker 1: the girls right now. She did put some makeup on
Speaker 1: her date while they were at the bar together and
Speaker 1: they ended up making out. But afterwards, Leo has been
Speaker 1: m I A. So we're going to give him a
Speaker 1: call right now and find out why Leo has been
Speaker 1: blowing you off. And we didn't get to hear what's
Speaker 1: your theory. I don't even have a theory. I just
Speaker 1: know that I really like this guy, and he's not
Speaker 1: the same as every other guy here, and so I
Speaker 1: just really, you know, want to have a chance with him. Yeah. Plus,
Speaker 1: what other guy would let me put makeup on him
Speaker 1: for like two hours at afar? Yeah, that could be
Speaker 1: the problem that we're actually getting. We'll find out, though. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give him a call right now and figure
Speaker 1: out why Leo isn't talking to you. Okay, you got
Speaker 1: it all right here? We go Hello, can I talk
Speaker 1: to Leo please speaking? This is young Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are
Speaker 1: you doing? Okay? Is this v Leo? Perhaps? Um, who
Speaker 1: are you looking for? It's him? It's not him. We're
Speaker 1: looking for Leo, who went out on a date recently,
Speaker 1: not Leonardo DiCaprio. Right, well, I'm saying we're looking for
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio. If it's him, is it I'm not Leonaro DiCaprio. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to do this now. He has
Speaker 1: some disappointment, but we still want to talk to you. Leo. Leo,
Speaker 1: don't sound I'm sorry, Okay, Leo. The reason why we're
Speaker 1: calling is because you recently went on a date with
Speaker 1: a girl named Jessica and she's trying to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you. Okay, this is weird. Well, obviously you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back, and she wants to know why.
Speaker 1: She says she really liked you. Oh uh, she's a
Speaker 1: nice girl. I just um didn't think there was anything
Speaker 1: worth scoring there. Are you serious? She described the date
Speaker 1: to us, and it honestly sounds like you guys had
Speaker 1: so much chemistry from her perspective, Well, it was fun.
Speaker 1: She's a fun person. Um, yeah, she told you about
Speaker 1: the makeup stuff. Yes, yeah, and she said you looked
Speaker 1: soups cute, hey, and to applaud you for being comfortable
Speaker 1: with your own masculinity. I say kudos. Okay, No, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's not That was fun. She's a fun person. But
Speaker 1: you know, we talked for a long time and it's yeah,
Speaker 1: on the day, you're asking yourself, can I realistically see
Speaker 1: myself with this person? And she said some stuff that
Speaker 1: made me think No, probably not. I don't think she
Speaker 1: realized that she said anything that would change your mind
Speaker 1: about her at all. She didn't know that John Lennon died?
Speaker 1: What John Yeah, like from the Beatles? Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so she's not up on Beatles history. I just feel
Speaker 1: like that's a bit like, do I want to spend
Speaker 1: the whole length of a relationship filling in cultural acts
Speaker 1: like that? Are you kidding me? My husband doesn't even
Speaker 1: know who John Lennon is. That's a that's a pretty late,
Speaker 1: like old cultural reference. You're going to hold that against her.
Speaker 1: I'm like a pop culture guy. I like, it's like
Speaker 1: my favorite thing to talk about and if someone that
Speaker 1: checked out on it, I just don't think that like
Speaker 1: it's sustainable. What's the real reason is, what's the real
Speaker 1: reason they are not calling her back? This is some
Speaker 1: BS doesn't know some dead pop star from forty years ago.
Speaker 1: This can't be right dead like the most famous musician
Speaker 1: of all time. Well that's arguable not knowing it. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could say the Beatles are really super famous, but
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say John Lennon's the most famous musician of
Speaker 1: all times. He's the most famous Beatle. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I can really Paul McCartney would probably argue against you.
Speaker 1: Right there. Are we really arguing right now about who
Speaker 1: was the most popular Beatle of all time? Is that
Speaker 1: what this has devolved into? I mean ringo? Right, No, No,
Speaker 1: this is John Lennon and everyone should know he got shot. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's what you want us to tell her, that's
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back. You can tell her
Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell her. I just think it's
Speaker 1: crazy that she didn't know that. I mean, she says
Speaker 1: she was like too young, it wasn't around. But I
Speaker 1: wasn't around when JFK got shot. I know that that happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know that they're the exact same thing, though,
Speaker 1: right pretty close. Okay, a president being assassinated and John
Speaker 1: Lennon being assad I mean, both big hits at let peace,
Speaker 1: world peace, but not in the same way. Well, you're
Speaker 1: all coming after me, but you all know that John
Speaker 1: Lennon got shot. Like, doesn't that say something? I mean,
Speaker 1: you reminded me. Yeah, all right, so you hear that, Jessica,
Speaker 1: John Lennon getting shot is the reason that Leo has
Speaker 1: zero interest in dating you. So how does that make
Speaker 1: you feel? Leo? Are you freaking serious? You're gonna calling
Speaker 1: me back because of stupid John Lennon didn't tell me
Speaker 1: we're on the phone. I'm sorry, Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm crazy and I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about because I forgot how this cultural reference
Speaker 1: works for this show. We don't tell him, We don't
Speaker 1: tell the people that the other person's on the line listening.
Speaker 1: So Jessica's actually been listening to this entire conversation. Leo,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. You're being so judgmental, Like, not
Speaker 1: everyone my age is going to know facts like that
Speaker 1: You might not know that theory's Big died. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know Notorious Big died, I know two flock dies. I know.
Speaker 1: Well well wait wait, first of all, that is like
Speaker 1: not for sure. There's a little controversy behind that. He
Speaker 1: could still very well. I think you're missing the point here.
Speaker 1: I think the point you had fun with Jessica Leo.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was fun, Jessica. Okay, you're perfectly nice. You're
Speaker 1: a catch. I just don't think we're compatible. All right,
Speaker 1: So you needs like you're looking for a partner that
Speaker 1: just has like a whole list of death celebrities in
Speaker 1: their brain. That's what you want, Like, why don't you
Speaker 1: just put that on a weird way to put it?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I am looking for someone who's like plugged
Speaker 1: into the culture and the lexicon and like knows important
Speaker 1: information about who died when. Yeah, the lexicon, I don't
Speaker 1: even know who that is. Oh god, oh god, Hey Leo,
Speaker 1: I think you should give her another shot. Listen, my
Speaker 1: husband knows nothing about pop culture. He couldn't even tell
Speaker 1: you who is in the Beatles, right if we're going
Speaker 1: to go back to Beatles, let alone, could he tell
Speaker 1: you when Big got shot? You know, like and it works.
Speaker 1: It works for us. We can have different interests and
Speaker 1: still be in love. That's okay, Yeah, Leo, you guys
Speaker 1: have nothing in common. So let's see if you're willing
Speaker 1: to go out, would you be willing to give Jessica
Speaker 1: a second chance? We will pay for a second date
Speaker 1: for you guys. Absolutely not, And Jessica, just why I
Speaker 1: Ringo Star and Paul McCarney are still alive, so maybe
Speaker 1: just drop that down down. That's fine. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to go out again with you anyway. Obviously you're way
Speaker 1: older than I thought. Yeah, that was a Beatles burn.
Speaker 1: Sorry Jessica, no second date, but you know who also
Speaker 1: is still alive, Leonardo DiCaprio. And I really wish that
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio had answered this call. Maybe somebody else will
Speaker 1: come in with you. Would have known Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning.