WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Make up, Make Out 

0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Second, I gotta say, I'm really excited about today's second

0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:07.640
<v Speaker 1>date update. You'd look excited. You got a big smell

0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:09.960
<v Speaker 1>on your face. I can help it because the girl

0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.039
<v Speaker 1>we have on the phone says she went on an

0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:18.439
<v Speaker 1>incredible date with Leo. Oh my god, and Leo. I

0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.800
<v Speaker 1>cannot wait to find out what a date with Leonardo

0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:25.840
<v Speaker 1>DiCaprio is. Like, So, Jessica, come on, girl, dish spell

0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:31.640
<v Speaker 1>that tea? Oh boy, I wish, I wish? Come on?

0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.519
<v Speaker 1>What's I think she's got to crush your fantasies, Jeffrey,

0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.440
<v Speaker 1>So it didn't meet a guy named Leo on a

0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:44.080
<v Speaker 1>dating ass and it must be Leonardo DiCaprio because he's

0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:49.160
<v Speaker 1>obviously on all sorts of dating apps. He's very attractive,

0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:52.520
<v Speaker 1>He's got like cute sandy brown hair. Okay, wait what

0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.880
<v Speaker 1>so did he take you to the Mediterranean or did

0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.920
<v Speaker 1>he take you to the Caribbean? Like? How much did

0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:02.120
<v Speaker 1>he spend? I were sure? I knew? Wait is that

0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:05.039
<v Speaker 1>really what this Leo looks like? He didn't look exactly

0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.759
<v Speaker 1>like Leonardo DiCaprio, but his hair definitely did and he

0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:12.399
<v Speaker 1>just had like a very trustworthy look about him. Oh man,

0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.200
<v Speaker 1>those are the ones that you should trust least, I'm

0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.440
<v Speaker 1>telling you. So, what did you and Leo do for

0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.640
<v Speaker 1>your date? So? We met at a bar and he

0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.039
<v Speaker 1>showed up like very confident, and he was like, are

0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.360
<v Speaker 1>we going to do this? Or what? What? Wait? Can

0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I ask them? What did he mean by do this?

0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Like do the date, do the deed? Get drunk? Where

0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.720
<v Speaker 1>is he at? I think he said like are we

0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna do this? Like? Where are we going to do it? Oh?

0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I think it was a joke. You think did it

0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.360
<v Speaker 1>work on you? Not at that time though, So wait,

0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.199
<v Speaker 1>so the bar was fun? You're saying the bar was fun.

0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.200
<v Speaker 1>We hung out for a while and talked about a

0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.320
<v Speaker 1>lot of different things. There was one time where he

0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:56.120
<v Speaker 1>asked me who my favorite president was. Okay, what your

0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.840
<v Speaker 1>first date question is that? I think it's an interesting one.

0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:04.840
<v Speaker 1>What was Ria? Of course I said Grover Cleveland? Of course, yeah,

0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:09.079
<v Speaker 1>he's a sexy one. Did you have a reason? Yeah,

0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.720
<v Speaker 1>I mean Grover, like you know, from Sesame Street. So

0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.240
<v Speaker 1>obviously that's when I choose. Oh my god, you know

0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:17.360
<v Speaker 1>what United States history classes have done a sue good.

0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.080
<v Speaker 1>So we talked a lot. We got into like a

0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:24.120
<v Speaker 1>conversation about like the YouTube shows that we watch. Okay,

0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I told him I was really into makeup tutorials and

0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.400
<v Speaker 1>he didn't really get it. So I was trying to

0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.640
<v Speaker 1>explain it to him and he still wasn't understanding. So

0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I decided to show him what it was all about,

0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.799
<v Speaker 1>and I actually gave him a little mini makeup tutorial

0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.680
<v Speaker 1>at the bar. Wait, he let you put makeup on him?

0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.440
<v Speaker 1>He did. He was a good spot, and I taught

0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.280
<v Speaker 1>him a thing or two. I put some highlight on

0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:51.120
<v Speaker 1>him and showed him like the before and after to

0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.679
<v Speaker 1>show that like it made his cheekbones pop. I obviously

0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.120
<v Speaker 1>really likes you he's letting you put makeup on yeah,

0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:02.079
<v Speaker 1>or he really likes high cheekbones Jose. Okay, he was

0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a believer after that. Okay. Oh, so he looked pretty

0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.240
<v Speaker 1>good after you were done making him up. Yeah, he

0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.800
<v Speaker 1>looked great as the cheek phones popped. As I expected,

0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.119
<v Speaker 1>This sounds like such a fun date, like you talked

0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.560
<v Speaker 1>about interesting things. You did silly stuff like why do

0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.280
<v Speaker 1>you think he's not calling you? Well, I don't know.

0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Like we even made out at the end with your

0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:26.000
<v Speaker 1>makeup on together, Like did your eyelashes brush against each

0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.239
<v Speaker 1>other while you guys had a passionate embrace. No, but

0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.200
<v Speaker 1>my lipstick got on him, his lipstick got on me.

0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.880
<v Speaker 1>It was like a little weird, but it was really cute.

0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Everybody else in that bar must have just been feeling like,

0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.960
<v Speaker 1>what the heck is going on over there? But then

0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.880
<v Speaker 1>it's like, hey, don't judge, don't judge it. It does

0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:49.040
<v Speaker 1>sound like a PDA train wreck, like, but you were

0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.440
<v Speaker 1>both into it, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah, But at

0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:56.520
<v Speaker 1>the end we ended up getting in separate ubers. And

0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.600
<v Speaker 1>then I haven't heard anything since then, and how long?

0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.760
<v Speaker 1>How long ago is that? That's a week? Oh man,

0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.360
<v Speaker 1>he hasn't called you back at all. Yep, typical Leo

0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.160
<v Speaker 1>one day and then you're probably too old for him.

0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.120
<v Speaker 1>But I guess we'll find out for sure. We're going

0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.560
<v Speaker 1>to play a song and when we come back, we'll

0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:14.440
<v Speaker 1>call Leo for you and get your second date update.

0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:18.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, Jessica, thank you guys. Okay, hold on second

0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.000
<v Speaker 1>date if you're just tuning in for today's second date update.

0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Jessica is trying to get ahold of a guy named Leo,

0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.440
<v Speaker 1>and her date sounds like an episode straight out of

0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Sex in the City. They went out on the town.

0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.960
<v Speaker 1>They sipped samatize, they gave each other makeovers, and then

0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.880
<v Speaker 1>they dished about which US president they think are the

0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:45.000
<v Speaker 1>most bangable. Samantha m we got Jessica. Jessica, would you

0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.600
<v Speaker 1>say that's an accurate description of your date? I would

0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.480
<v Speaker 1>say that's pretty close. I feel like I'm one of

0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the girls right now. She did put some makeup on

0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.400
<v Speaker 1>her date while they were at the bar together and

0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.280
<v Speaker 1>they ended up making out. But afterwards, Leo has been

0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.919
<v Speaker 1>m I A. So we're going to give him a

0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.520
<v Speaker 1>call right now and find out why Leo has been

0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.039
<v Speaker 1>blowing you off. And we didn't get to hear what's

0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.440
<v Speaker 1>your theory. I don't even have a theory. I just

0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.040
<v Speaker 1>know that I really like this guy, and he's not

0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.719
<v Speaker 1>the same as every other guy here, and so I

0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.479
<v Speaker 1>just really, you know, want to have a chance with him. Yeah. Plus,

0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.840
<v Speaker 1>what other guy would let me put makeup on him

0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.960
<v Speaker 1>for like two hours at afar? Yeah, that could be

0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:28.839
<v Speaker 1>the problem that we're actually getting. We'll find out, though. Okay,

0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.680
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna give him a call right now and figure

0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:34.039
<v Speaker 1>out why Leo isn't talking to you. Okay, you got

0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:45.880
<v Speaker 1>it all right here? We go Hello, can I talk

0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:49.400
<v Speaker 1>to Leo please speaking? This is young Jeffrey from the

0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.520
<v Speaker 1>radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are

0:05:51.520 --> 0:06:01.080
<v Speaker 1>you doing? Okay? Is this v Leo? Perhaps? Um, who

0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.760
<v Speaker 1>are you looking for? It's him? It's not him. We're

0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.600
<v Speaker 1>looking for Leo, who went out on a date recently,

0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.919
<v Speaker 1>not Leonardo DiCaprio. Right, well, I'm saying we're looking for

0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Leonardo DiCaprio. If it's him, is it I'm not Leonaro DiCaprio. Okay,

0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to do this now. He has

0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:26.159
<v Speaker 1>some disappointment, but we still want to talk to you. Leo. Leo,

0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:32.000
<v Speaker 1>don't sound I'm sorry, Okay, Leo. The reason why we're

0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.440
<v Speaker 1>calling is because you recently went on a date with

0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.279
<v Speaker 1>a girl named Jessica and she's trying to get a

0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:42.800
<v Speaker 1>hold of you. Okay, this is weird. Well, obviously you're

0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.840
<v Speaker 1>not calling her back, and she wants to know why.

0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:50.320
<v Speaker 1>She says she really liked you. Oh uh, she's a

0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:54.920
<v Speaker 1>nice girl. I just um didn't think there was anything

0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.360
<v Speaker 1>worth scoring there. Are you serious? She described the date

0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.480
<v Speaker 1>to us, and it honestly sounds like you guys had

0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:04.240
<v Speaker 1>so much chemistry from her perspective, Well, it was fun.

0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.480
<v Speaker 1>She's a fun person. Um, yeah, she told you about

0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:12.280
<v Speaker 1>the makeup stuff. Yes, yeah, and she said you looked

0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:15.840
<v Speaker 1>soups cute, hey, and to applaud you for being comfortable

0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.400
<v Speaker 1>with your own masculinity. I say kudos. Okay, No, yeah, no,

0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.840
<v Speaker 1>that's not That was fun. She's a fun person. But

0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, we talked for a long time and it's yeah,

0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:30.320
<v Speaker 1>on the day, you're asking yourself, can I realistically see

0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.880
<v Speaker 1>myself with this person? And she said some stuff that

0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:37.320
<v Speaker 1>made me think No, probably not. I don't think she

0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.880
<v Speaker 1>realized that she said anything that would change your mind

0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.960
<v Speaker 1>about her at all. She didn't know that John Lennon died?

0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:50.600
<v Speaker 1>What John Yeah, like from the Beatles? Okay, yeah, okay,

0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.000
<v Speaker 1>so she's not up on Beatles history. I just feel

0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.280
<v Speaker 1>like that's a bit like, do I want to spend

0:07:56.320 --> 0:08:00.560
<v Speaker 1>the whole length of a relationship filling in cultural acts

0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.640
<v Speaker 1>like that? Are you kidding me? My husband doesn't even

0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.680
<v Speaker 1>know who John Lennon is. That's a that's a pretty late,

0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.960
<v Speaker 1>like old cultural reference. You're going to hold that against her.

0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like a pop culture guy. I like, it's like

0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.040
<v Speaker 1>my favorite thing to talk about and if someone that

0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.240
<v Speaker 1>checked out on it, I just don't think that like

0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:22.040
<v Speaker 1>it's sustainable. What's the real reason is, what's the real

0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:23.640
<v Speaker 1>reason they are not calling her back? This is some

0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.640
<v Speaker 1>BS doesn't know some dead pop star from forty years ago.

0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.160
<v Speaker 1>This can't be right dead like the most famous musician

0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.280
<v Speaker 1>of all time. Well that's arguable not knowing it. I mean,

0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.839
<v Speaker 1>you could say the Beatles are really super famous, but

0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.280
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say John Lennon's the most famous musician of

0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.839
<v Speaker 1>all times. He's the most famous Beatle. So yeah, I

0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.280
<v Speaker 1>think I can really Paul McCartney would probably argue against you.

0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Right there. Are we really arguing right now about who

0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.200
<v Speaker 1>was the most popular Beatle of all time? Is that

0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.559
<v Speaker 1>what this has devolved into? I mean ringo? Right, No, No,

0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:00.360
<v Speaker 1>this is John Lennon and everyone should know he got shot. Okay, okay,

0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.280
<v Speaker 1>so that's what you want us to tell her, that's

0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.800
<v Speaker 1>why you're not calling her back. You can tell her

0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.920
<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to tell her. I just think it's

0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.280
<v Speaker 1>crazy that she didn't know that. I mean, she says

0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.320
<v Speaker 1>she was like too young, it wasn't around. But I

0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:17.640
<v Speaker 1>wasn't around when JFK got shot. I know that that happened. Okay,

0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that they're the exact same thing, though,

0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:27.480
<v Speaker 1>right pretty close. Okay, a president being assassinated and John

0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Lennon being assad I mean, both big hits at let peace,

0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.719
<v Speaker 1>world peace, but not in the same way. Well, you're

0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.600
<v Speaker 1>all coming after me, but you all know that John

0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Lennon got shot. Like, doesn't that say something? I mean,

0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:44.120
<v Speaker 1>you reminded me. Yeah, all right, so you hear that, Jessica,

0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:48.480
<v Speaker 1>John Lennon getting shot is the reason that Leo has

0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.280
<v Speaker 1>zero interest in dating you. So how does that make

0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:55.320
<v Speaker 1>you feel? Leo? Are you freaking serious? You're gonna calling

0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:59.800
<v Speaker 1>me back because of stupid John Lennon didn't tell me

0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:04.120
<v Speaker 1>we're on the phone. I'm sorry, Oh yeah, that's right.

0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm crazy and I don't know what

0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about because I forgot how this cultural reference

0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.560
<v Speaker 1>works for this show. We don't tell him, We don't

0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:16.439
<v Speaker 1>tell the people that the other person's on the line listening.

0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.760
<v Speaker 1>So Jessica's actually been listening to this entire conversation. Leo,

0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe it. You're being so judgmental, Like, not

0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.719
<v Speaker 1>everyone my age is going to know facts like that

0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:33.959
<v Speaker 1>You might not know that theory's Big died. Yeah, I

0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:38.000
<v Speaker 1>know Notorious Big died, I know two flock dies. I know.

0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Well well wait wait, first of all, that is like

0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.800
<v Speaker 1>not for sure. There's a little controversy behind that. He

0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:48.920
<v Speaker 1>could still very well. I think you're missing the point here.

0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:52.120
<v Speaker 1>I think the point you had fun with Jessica Leo.

0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was fun, Jessica. Okay, you're perfectly nice. You're

0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.440
<v Speaker 1>a catch. I just don't think we're compatible. All right,

0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:03.400
<v Speaker 1>So you needs like you're looking for a partner that

0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.800
<v Speaker 1>just has like a whole list of death celebrities in

0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.719
<v Speaker 1>their brain. That's what you want, Like, why don't you

0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.280
<v Speaker 1>just put that on a weird way to put it?

0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.600
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I am looking for someone who's like plugged

0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:16.079
<v Speaker 1>into the culture and the lexicon and like knows important

0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:20.520
<v Speaker 1>information about who died when. Yeah, the lexicon, I don't

0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:25.760
<v Speaker 1>even know who that is. Oh god, oh god, Hey Leo,

0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I think you should give her another shot. Listen, my

0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:32.439
<v Speaker 1>husband knows nothing about pop culture. He couldn't even tell

0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.360
<v Speaker 1>you who is in the Beatles, right if we're going

0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.839
<v Speaker 1>to go back to Beatles, let alone, could he tell

0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:40.800
<v Speaker 1>you when Big got shot? You know, like and it works.

0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.920
<v Speaker 1>It works for us. We can have different interests and

0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.240
<v Speaker 1>still be in love. That's okay, Yeah, Leo, you guys

0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.880
<v Speaker 1>have nothing in common. So let's see if you're willing

0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:53.400
<v Speaker 1>to go out, would you be willing to give Jessica

0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.840
<v Speaker 1>a second chance? We will pay for a second date

0:11:55.880 --> 0:12:00.320
<v Speaker 1>for you guys. Absolutely not, And Jessica, just why I

0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Ringo Star and Paul McCarney are still alive, so maybe

0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:08.160
<v Speaker 1>just drop that down down. That's fine. I didn't want

0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.640
<v Speaker 1>to go out again with you anyway. Obviously you're way

0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:17.360
<v Speaker 1>older than I thought. Yeah, that was a Beatles burn.

0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Sorry Jessica, no second date, but you know who also

0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.120
<v Speaker 1>is still alive, Leonardo DiCaprio. And I really wish that

0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Leonardo DiCaprio had answered this call. Maybe somebody else will

0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:32.760
<v Speaker 1>come in with you. Would have known Brooke and Jeffrey

0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.079
<v Speaker 1>in the morning.