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Speaker 1: What's I think she's got to crush your fantasies, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: Ringo Star and Paul McCarney are still alive, so maybe

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Speaker 1: just drop that down down. That's fine. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to go out again with you anyway. Obviously you're way

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Speaker 1: older than I thought. Yeah, that was a Beatles burn.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Jessica, no second date, but you know who also

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Speaker 1: is still alive, Leonardo DiCaprio. And I really wish that

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Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio had answered this call. Maybe somebody else will

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Speaker 1: come in with you. Would have known Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning.