1
00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,000
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about

2
00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,640
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. It's

3
00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,600
Speaker 1: a crazy one you definitely don't want to miss. But

4
00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,360
Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

5
00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,320
Speaker 1: What you got? Prank phone call time with my roommate?

6
00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:24,960
Speaker 1: Been it? Okay? My roommate been it? Running cat running in? Hello,

7
00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,040
Speaker 1: must be the DEVI yeah to see okay. Hey man,

8
00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,240
Speaker 1: this is Chris a little above you. I ain't ever

9
00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,199
Speaker 1: met you before, but you you you have. You've been

10
00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,080
Speaker 1: calling the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm

11
00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,960
Speaker 1: making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad

12
00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,720
Speaker 1: bro I was trying to catch you. Man. I could never.

13
00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,440
Speaker 1: I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just

14
00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,920
Speaker 1: like you know, Brown, I work a knife, I work

15
00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,760
Speaker 1: at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I work

16
00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,960
Speaker 1: in a day, but I can't sleep at night, broke.

17
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,880
Speaker 1: And I'm I don't know what's going on in your apartment.

18
00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,480
Speaker 1: And I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.

19
00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I

20
00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,560
Speaker 1: just can't get no sleeping night man, Because it be

21
00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,840
Speaker 1: a lot of noise, A lot of noise, a lot

22
00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,000
Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro.

23
00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't have

24
00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,120
Speaker 1: to go to the leasting office. Man, oh you have

25
00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,160
Speaker 1: to do? You know what's all that me? You ain't?

26
00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,600
Speaker 1: You know? They got me written up like you know what,

27
00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,000
Speaker 1: One more complaint on me, They're gonna put me out

28
00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,040
Speaker 1: of something. Well. Yeah, like I said, though, I was

29
00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,200
Speaker 1: trying to get I was trying to find you. You

30
00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,119
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss

31
00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,360
Speaker 1: each other because you you work at night. I work

32
00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,600
Speaker 1: in the day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming,

33
00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,320
Speaker 1: and when I'm coming, you gone, I'm saying, Brian trying

34
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,720
Speaker 1: starting on. I'm just trying to, you know, go to

35
00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,440
Speaker 1: work and pay my pay my bills. Man's I'll be

36
00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,600
Speaker 1: at work at night. Man. You know what I'm saying.

37
00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my hustle alone, like you trying

38
00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,560
Speaker 1: to get yours on doing hola hola hold on. Okay, okay,

39
00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,399
Speaker 1: let's make it my sense, bro, if you have working night,

40
00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,800
Speaker 1: somebody in your somebody in your apartment, how can loud

41
00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,640
Speaker 1: in them keeping me up square. I'm betting. Okay, you've

42
00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,760
Speaker 1: got a roommate us on, No, I ain't got no roommate.

43
00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:59,560
Speaker 1: Many somebody in there talking loud, holding the conversation. It's

44
00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,760
Speaker 1: like two people in there talking loud every night. And

45
00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,840
Speaker 1: that's brother. That's Penny. Man Benny be talking. Okay, you

46
00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,800
Speaker 1: said you ain't go no rommance. Who who is Benny?

47
00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,359
Speaker 1: Who is Benny? Benny is my bird? My parents? That's

48
00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:16,440
Speaker 1: Benny Be talking like, man, stop listen mine, why why

49
00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:21,480
Speaker 1: wait a minute you're trying to tell me. Um that

50
00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,919
Speaker 1: was being man. I don't have bity two years. That's

51
00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,040
Speaker 1: my bird. Bird don't even live that long. So so

52
00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,000
Speaker 1: now I'm sucking night. I'm at the word cause cause

53
00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,600
Speaker 1: a bird, that's what you want. That that's what you

54
00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,720
Speaker 1: called me to tell me. I'll call you to tell you.

55
00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,000
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man,

56
00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,959
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'm gonna. And that's been in talking

57
00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:47,480
Speaker 1: many in YO, know you Penny, Wait a minute, Hey, look,

58
00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, now do something with the bird then

59
00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,320
Speaker 1: or that's gonna be some consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking

60
00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,040
Speaker 1: about some fried chicken around it, and man, plenty. It's

61
00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,640
Speaker 1: like a family member to me. Bird too. Can't Sam

62
00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:05,400
Speaker 1: the chicken on the car flake box Kentucky Chicken churches. Brian,

63
00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,160
Speaker 1: hey man, you don't tell me nothing better about my bird? Okay, brother,

64
00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,760
Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe me you need to square from

65
00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,920
Speaker 1: front of you talking because you don't, you know, disrespect

66
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:17,679
Speaker 1: Betty Man. Alright, alright, you're taking some alright, alright. I

67
00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,280
Speaker 1: bet that be on my table when I get home.

68
00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,640
Speaker 1: If it's a bird, then I'll bet that be all

69
00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,079
Speaker 1: my don the table. Man a man, Now, you ain't

70
00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,079
Speaker 1: gonna sit and disrespect me and try to tell me

71
00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,880
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't

72
00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what I

73
00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,200
Speaker 1: tell you what you can date. You're hund right now.

74
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,320
Speaker 1: What you're going to work tonight? I bet you beat it.

75
00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,680
Speaker 1: I'll be at that tomorrow. I bet you were these

76
00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,040
Speaker 1: things and good tomorrow. Man. Ain't hold on a minute, man,

77
00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,760
Speaker 1: wait a minute, dog, what you played due and start

78
00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,840
Speaker 1: talking about what you're gonna do to my bird? Not

79
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,800
Speaker 1: and told you you file for going to the listen

80
00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,040
Speaker 1: office calling me out, and now you're on the phone.

81
00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work this out with you, and now

82
00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,000
Speaker 1: you you ain't trying to work right now. Fay stop

83
00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,760
Speaker 1: you you called me and tell me that it's a

84
00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,800
Speaker 1: bird holding a conversation with yourself. I'm I'm a stupid

85
00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,560
Speaker 1: right now, but I'm on the stupid even continue this conversation.

86
00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,680
Speaker 1: Bird extincting me I for a night? Are you serious? Man?

87
00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,960
Speaker 1: I really or something? Money? Like? Man, listen, bro listen,

88
00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,240
Speaker 1: whatever it is. It's just a bird or recording whatever.

89
00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,760
Speaker 1: If you gotta do stuff to wait and it was

90
00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,600
Speaker 1: a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid stufted. If this

91
00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,320
Speaker 1: is a bird, I'm really a bird. It's spinning, man,

92
00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,840
Speaker 1: it's spinning you. All you gotta do is come to me.

93
00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,640
Speaker 1: And we could have had a list like Mela Hola hola. Okay, okay, okay,

94
00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna have it like me and the first off

95
00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,120
Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?

96
00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,360
Speaker 1: My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deaferent. There we go,

97
00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:45,240
Speaker 1: there we go. Listen, dog, I ain't for the past

98
00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,520
Speaker 1: three months, you know what I'm saying. I ain't really

99
00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,400
Speaker 1: been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say

100
00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,640
Speaker 1: it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird,

101
00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,280
Speaker 1: a bird, Come on, dog, that's doing something for in you.

102
00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,600
Speaker 1: We'll take them to work with it is. I don't care.

103
00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,640
Speaker 1: Figure something out, but whatever going on up there with

104
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,479
Speaker 1: you and your fire need to come to an immediate

105
00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,560
Speaker 1: house or it's gonna be something down. Hey man, hey man,

106
00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,680
Speaker 1: what you couldn't do is threatened me by what's going

107
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,600
Speaker 1: on in my household. Man, look here, you ain't been

108
00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,880
Speaker 1: it being in many whatever the nine meals. You need

109
00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,160
Speaker 1: to do something with that or it's gonna be some

110
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,360
Speaker 1: real issues. Like why am I going back and forth

111
00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,839
Speaker 1: with you about this? You keep telling me something about

112
00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,080
Speaker 1: a bird. That's a bird. What's the problem with it?

113
00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,920
Speaker 1: What's the problem? I understanding that people have pet birds?

114
00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,080
Speaker 1: Say man, I don't give them if you have a

115
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,960
Speaker 1: pet bird, But really, this how all night long? How

116
00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,360
Speaker 1: do you? How do you? How do you live with this? Being? Come?

117
00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,240
Speaker 1: They'll never shut up. I'll tell you what I'll tell

118
00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:45,920
Speaker 1: you what Ben had told me to tell you, though,

119
00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,040
Speaker 1: God'll tell you what been a told me. Wait wait

120
00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,599
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waite White

121
00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,040
Speaker 1: Chris White, White, brother, I don't want to hear what

122
00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:57,960
Speaker 1: no bird told you to tell me. Can I tell

123
00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,240
Speaker 1: you what? Being it told me to tell you what what?

124
00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,920
Speaker 1: Then they told me to tell you this that This

125
00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,240
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

126
00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:22,360
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boys, Sean, Uh, did I

127
00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,520
Speaker 1: get your man? Got me? You got it? Man? That guy,

128
00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna

129
00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,880
Speaker 1: have to. I'm gonna have to wait to this dude,

130
00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,280
Speaker 1: get armed out and talk to him and talk to

131
00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:37,560
Speaker 1: somebody you about some poising bird. I don't know what's

132
00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:41,040
Speaker 1: the status iven do. I'll be up our night and

133
00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep, I'm missing

134
00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,159
Speaker 1: Now I'm saying I'm missing y'all in the morning because

135
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm probably hitting the smooth. But I got one more thing,

136
00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,200
Speaker 1: as what is what is the baddest I'm talking about

137
00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,799
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane Man Steve Hardy

138
00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,760
Speaker 1: Morning Show. We never south. You know your roommate does

139
00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,440
Speaker 1: not have to be a human being. You know that

140
00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,160
Speaker 1: there's some people with other kind of roommates. People are anaconda,

141
00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:13,400
Speaker 1: there's people with ostriches in their house. I got a

142
00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:18,160
Speaker 1: pair that's my roommate, Benny Benny all right, coming up

143
00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,440
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter