1 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the 2 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Only one more hour and then it's 3 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: official asked Doctor Jesse Friday begins when this show ends, 4 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: period and remember, for you new listeners, the whole Friday 5 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: Show is your questions that you email into Jesse at 6 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. I'm gonna get to your 7 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,639 Speaker 1: calls here in a second about the worst you've ever 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: been in trouble, what you do. But just I'm want 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: to clarify something real quick because when I bring up 10 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: when I bring up the rod in our military, like 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: I played this a little bit earlier and people are 12 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: freaking out and they don't completely understand. I'm gonna play 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: a little bit of this again. I'm gonna explain real quick. 14 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: Then I'll go to your phone calls. I want to 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: wish you a happy Woman's History Month. I want to 16 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: introduce Lieutenant Colonel Brief Fram, who I'm pleased to be 17 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: joined with this afternoon. Lieutenant Colonel Fram is currently living 18 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:04,039 Speaker 1: as an astronautical engineer here at the Pentagon working space 19 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: acquisition policies. Bree is also the one of the highest 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: ranking transgender service members in the military. And is the 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: highest ranking transgender service member in the department. Man, that 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: is quite an honor. That's what's amazing. But so would 23 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 1: you bring this stuff up? People will say, and I 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: understand the sentiment. I'm not making fun of you. I 25 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: don't understand, Jesse, I don't understand. How does this make 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: our military stronger? Jesse, I don't understand. It makes the 27 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: military weaker. I don't understand what they're You're right, you 28 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: don't understand. Let me explain. And it's not your fault 29 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: because it's so insidious that it's hard for normal people 30 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: to understand. It makes the military weaker. What's the military's job? 31 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: What does the military's job to defend the United States 32 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: of America? These people hate the United States of America. 33 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: They genuinely do. That's not just to talk radio fodder. 34 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: They really they wake up every single day and if 35 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: it's not outright hatred for the country, there's never even 36 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: a brief moment of love for the country. So what 37 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: do they care if the military can't defend it? That's one. Two. 38 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: Remember this a truly strong man. That's somebody who would 39 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,639 Speaker 1: not just die for your kids. That's somebody who would 40 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: kill for your kids. You take. Take some green beret, 41 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: got a bunch of tattoos, probably uses terrible language, speaks 42 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: about women inappropriately when he's with his buddies. You could 43 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: hand your child over to that person and say, please 44 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: protect my kid, and that child would be the safest 45 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: person on the planet. However, if you were to fill 46 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: if you're if you were able to fill the military 47 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: with a bunch of mentally ill circus freaks, those are 48 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 1: people who will kill anyone you want killed. The history 49 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: of the world is not strong men killing and hurting people. 50 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: The history of the world is weak losers gaining power 51 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: in killing and hurting people. If the communists in this 52 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 1: country are going to have a military full of circus freaks, 53 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: it's because that's what they want. That's what they want. 54 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: The strong man's never going to hurt you. The man 55 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: who can think for himself. He joined the military to 56 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: service country, get to do some cool stuff, sense of adventure. 57 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: He's never going to kick down your door. But I mean, 58 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: Lieutenant Colonel Trina, you bet she will. I promise she will. 59 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: He will. I've lost I've lost count all right, that's enough. 60 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: What is the worst you've ever been in trouble with 61 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: your parents? What'd you do? What happened to you? All right, 62 00:03:55,400 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: Mike and Colorado go. I was a terrible kid. I 63 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: caught a million beatings growing up. There's one that still 64 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: stands out. My dad had a Honda chopper, big long chopper, 65 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: and it sat under the cardboard and I was climbing 66 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: around on it one day, you know, making room broom sounds, 67 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: and I knocked it over. It fell off the kickstand, 68 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: and immediately I knew I was I was a dead 69 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,039 Speaker 1: man walking. So I ran in my room and I 70 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: hit for a couple hours till he got home. Well, 71 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: he came home and noticed it. He knew right away 72 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,919 Speaker 1: I did it. And for about the next hour or so, 73 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: we had about a thirty foot long hallway in our house, 74 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: and I remember being a track star running up and 75 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: down that hallway while a hot wheel track was whipping 76 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: around my back and my legs and my torso. And 77 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,919 Speaker 1: to this day, that was thirty five years ago, and 78 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 1: I swear I can still feel that beating Kurt. Some 79 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: nights I wake up in the middle of the night, 80 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: I can feel that, But that I've never I've never. 81 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: I was a kid who never enjoyed hot wheels. Because 82 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: of that, all my friends would get him and I 83 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:59,119 Speaker 1: would run screaming. I believe, worst beating ever hanging there. Gosh, 84 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: I actually didn't like that one. Harvey and Mississippi go boss. Yes, sir, 85 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: this Harvey McKay, Jamie and Denver go. So. I was 86 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: one of four boys, and I had a very young brother, 87 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: and we had an apple tree in our yard, and 88 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: we had this giant slingshot. We would sling apples at 89 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: each other and I tagged my little brother in the 90 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: face with a rotten apple, and he was like six 91 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: or seven years old. And my dad didn't believe in 92 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: grounding me or anything like that. So what he made 93 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,919 Speaker 1: me do was we had we heated our house with wood, 94 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: and so we had three chords of cut firewood. Hold pause, pause, 95 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: real quick, pause, real quick. For people who've never had 96 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,840 Speaker 1: to cut firewood, I've had to do this with my 97 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: old man more than once in the freezing cold of Montana. 98 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: Three chords of wood is a lot of wood. I 99 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: just didn't explain that to anyone anyway. Continue. Yeah, So 100 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,279 Speaker 1: he said, son, I'm leaving, I want all this wood 101 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: moved over there. And so it took me. I don't 102 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: even know how long. All day I moved it. I 103 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: got it stacked, and he came back and he goes, 104 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: good tomorrow you're moving it back. Oh, oh gosh, that's 105 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: so brutal. Oh gosh, John John and Long Island go. Yeah. 106 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 1: I was about sixteen years old. I'm one of four brothers, 107 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 1: and I was out of my girlfriends. I think she 108 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: was my girlfriend that time anyway, hanging out and it 109 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 1: was daylight saving time, so I think I could buy 110 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: another hour and before I had to go home two 111 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: one to three, three, four to five, and I was 112 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: on my way home and calls were following, make look, 113 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: show and show up. My brothers will out in three 114 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: call book up and me, oh, I've only got home, 115 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 1: and I passed. I passed, my mother crying in the kitchen. Oh, 116 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,840 Speaker 1: my right to my room. And I was afraid to 117 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: come out of my room for two days before my 118 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: brothers and my father are gonna give you no walk. 119 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: And then I never forgot that one. I guess daylight 120 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: time sticked in my mind. Oh oh, it's the worst 121 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: feeling in the world. Eight seven seven three seven seven 122 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: four three seventy three. What's the worst you ever got 123 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: in trouble? What happened to you? What'd you do that? 124 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: That reminds me of my truck scratching story, Chris, I've 125 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: told that before. I'll just threw a quick recap of it, 126 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: because I know you've heard it before. We're at a party. 127 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 1: I'm in high school. I just recently learned how to drive. 128 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: And when I say party, I don't mean like some wild, 129 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: crazy thing. It's a family affair. I think it was 130 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: maybe a church party. I'm there with my parents and 131 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: my sister and I have to leave the party early 132 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: because I'm going over to my buddy's house that night. 133 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: And again, we were just going over to hang out 134 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: doing anything. But there were all these cars parked in 135 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: the parking lot, and for the first time ever, my 136 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: dad threw me the keys because we had to take 137 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 1: both cars, and I had to take his truck, and 138 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: it was his work trucks, it wasn't even his truck. 139 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: And I backed it out of the driveway and I 140 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 1: brushed it alongside this little mini tree, and I honestly 141 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't I know. It's an idiot. Oh 142 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: still am an idiot. I didn't know the branches would 143 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: scratch the paint, and so it wasn't like I accidentally 144 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: brushed it up beside the tree. I was trying to 145 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 1: avoid other cars. I did it on purpose. I was like, Oh, 146 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: it's just leaves and branches. I can't it can't hurt 147 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: the truck, didn't think anything of it, backed it out, 148 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 1: drove home, got in my beat up car, drove to 149 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: my buddies, and didn't do anything like we shot hoops 150 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 1: and played video games. I think we played when I 151 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: got with the neighbor kids and played hide and seek 152 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: or something that night. Wake up the next morning, my 153 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: parents are calling his house and I'm thinking, that's not good. 154 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 1: Someone hurt and it's my mom on the other end 155 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: of the line. My dad must have been so Madie 156 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: couldn't even talk, and she's like, get home now, And 157 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: I said what did I do? She's like, you know 158 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: what you did? And I said no, I really don't 159 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: any idea, and they distorted to get home now and 160 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: slam the phone. Oh gosh, that sucked. That suked all right, 161 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: Martin and Colorado, Go Martin, you're done? What keen in Pennsylvania? 162 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 1: Go Jess? Callie? All right By I was hanging out 163 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 1: in the backyard with a bunch of girls from the church. 164 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:31,880 Speaker 1: One of them actually happened to be the pastor's daughter, 165 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: and I was making jokes reference referencing cole cut meats 166 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 1: to body parts, and my mother was in the kitchen 167 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: and she heard through the open window, and though the 168 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 1: girls were laughing, she was completely mortified. And I remember 169 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,079 Speaker 1: I'm sixty two, so it wasn't considered child abuse back then. 170 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: She had this thing called the Piechu, which was a 171 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: bunch of long lebish strands, and she beat the crap 172 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: out of here in front of those girls. Now one 173 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,560 Speaker 1: more question for you, boss, you have something in common 174 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: with don Do you know what that is? What your 175 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:10,080 Speaker 1: appreciation for weiners? You know what, King, it's it's not 176 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 1: you know that's not right. It's not right. Speaking of 177 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: which'll he brings up wieners. So the wife had a 178 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: bunch of stuff she had to get done this morning 179 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: before I left the house, and I was hungry, made 180 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 1: myself some Kraft mac with wieners chopped up inside of it. 181 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,440 Speaker 1: That was where I went right. It was delicious. Where 182 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: I went wrong was I forgot to clean up the 183 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 1: leftovers in the pan that was on the stove. She 184 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: comes up and looks and she says, did you eat 185 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,320 Speaker 1: this yourself? Like some kind of child today? And I 186 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: was like, what, No, I mean I did, But yes 187 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: I did? Eight seven seven three seven seven four three 188 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 1: seven three. What's the worst you ever got in trouble? 189 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,680 Speaker 1: Would you do? And what happened to you? Miss? Does 190 00:10:53,480 --> 00:11:03,680 Speaker 1: catch up? Jesse Kelly Show dot Com, No your kids, 191 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,320 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, And we're gonna get back to 192 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: your phone calls here in just a moment about the 193 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,959 Speaker 1: worst you ever got in trouble when you were a kid? 194 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 1: Would you do? What happened to you? But we do 195 00:11:14,559 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: have to address a couple important points here. Remember what 196 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: I said last night about the reason I think this 197 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: is just my theory again, it's just a theory. The 198 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 1: reason I think they're going all in on the Hunter 199 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: Biden laptop thing. And when I say all in, I 200 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: mean look, listen to this, listen to this. Tonight reports 201 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,959 Speaker 1: that the Justice Department's investigation into the tax affairs of 202 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: President Biden's son Hunter is intensified. Multiple sources tell CBS 203 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,439 Speaker 1: News that the vengeral investigation into Hunter Biden's business practices 204 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 1: is broader than previously. No, this is very, very bad 205 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 1: for the president's son. We know the FBI has possession 206 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: of it and that they believe it is his laptop, 207 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,079 Speaker 1: that the contents of it are his. Okay, that's a 208 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: small that's a small sample of what's been put out there. 209 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: Why why now we knew all this two years ago? 210 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,559 Speaker 1: This is not news. We knew all this prior to 211 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: the election. And now, man, they're almost acting like, gosh, 212 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: what's that word? Journalists? Why now? I still maintain what 213 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: I said before. I say they are done with Joe Biden. 214 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 1: He is so bad, he's so inept, he's so embarrassing. 215 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 1: He is officially a hindrance to the communist goals in 216 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: this country. And I say, the powers that be won 217 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,079 Speaker 1: him gone, and I think they're getting ready to turn 218 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,840 Speaker 1: on him like a pack of wild dogs. They're gonna 219 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,199 Speaker 1: have a bad obviously, a bad mid term is probably 220 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: gonna be the understatement of the century. And then they're 221 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: really gonna come down on him and they're gonna demand 222 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 1: he resigned. I know that's a wacky theory, but it 223 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:51,439 Speaker 1: is my theory. I say there's midterms bloodbath for Democrats. 224 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,079 Speaker 1: Joe Biden resigns just about theory. All right, that's enough, 225 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 1: that's enough. It's time. It's time to start brightening it up. Chris, 226 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: brightening it up? Why does ask doctor Jesse Friday's tomorrow, 227 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:07,160 Speaker 1: baby Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com gets your questions 228 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: in Now, Ricky and Mississippi? What's the worst you ever 229 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: got in trouble? What'd you do? Jesse? My mom dropped 230 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: me and my friend off at eleven years old to 231 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,080 Speaker 1: see Jaws, probably about three o'clock in the afternoon. We 232 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: stayed and watched the movie three times in a row. 233 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 1: We thought it so good. Well, it became about ten 234 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 1: thirty at night we walked out. We had no idea 235 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: they've been looking for us. Oh, we've made it home. 236 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 1: We walked through the city in the worst part of Jackson, Mississippi, 237 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: and walked and made it home about eleven o'clock that night, 238 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,959 Speaker 1: and my dad was waiting there with the switch. Oh 239 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: thank me, right in front of my friend or my 240 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,880 Speaker 1: sister's friend. It was embarrassing. Ricky, hold on, hold on, now, 241 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: I do have to ask how old were you eleven? You? 242 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: What did you think was gonna happen. What were you 243 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: were you sat in there? Did you think you were allowed? Like? 244 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: What was the plan? Ricky? We walked out a couple 245 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 1: of times, did it see anybody? Went back in and 246 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: just watched the movie. And we as we walked home, 247 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:05,959 Speaker 1: we stopped and played on some cranes that sort facility. Oh, 248 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 1: I've been there. Boys are so dumb. We are they 249 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 1: just we just we have we have this need to 250 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: get in trouble. I'm convinced the dog in San Diego go, hey, Jesse, 251 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: how are you doing? So I'm five or six years old. 252 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 1: We live in a nice big house in Connecticut. Uh. Downstairs, 253 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 1: Dan has a fireplace. It's they let it go and 254 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: for the night it's cold, you know. Uh. And I 255 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: go down there and I'm playing in the fire five 256 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: years old. I take long little stick and I put 257 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: it in the fire and I'm playing with fire. Bad thing, right, 258 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: And I remember being called from upstairs, so I'd blow 259 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 1: it out and I threw it behind the bar, and 260 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 1: they say, hey, time to go to bed. And then 261 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: I was woken up shortly thereafter the house was on 262 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 1: fire and all of us had to get out of 263 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: the house, and the house burned all the way down. Oh, 264 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: they didn't know that I did that, and they fired U. 265 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: Hartman said it was an accident because of the downstairs fire. 266 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 1: They said, you should have put it out. I carried 267 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: that for an entire year. We call I caught lots 268 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: of beatings as a kid, and this is like the 269 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: worst thing I ever done. I'm like, oh, he's gonna 270 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: kill me. My dad's gonna kill me. And about a 271 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: year later, he was telling me how good a kid 272 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: I am, and I'm gonna have a good Christmas every day, 273 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,720 Speaker 1: and I'm like carrying this with me. And I told him. 274 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: I told him I didn't. He said he did not 275 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,320 Speaker 1: believe me. He said, no, you didn't, and I said, 276 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: and I told him exactly what I did. And he 277 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 1: still did not believe it. He thought I had dreamed 278 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: it up or something. And I never actually got in trouble. No, 279 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 1: why you burned down your house? It admitted it and 280 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: didn't get in trouble. Okay, Doug, did you did you 281 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 1: like admitted again later on in life so they knew, 282 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 1: or did you just say hey? I confessed once and 283 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 1: I'm done. I told my brother and then I told 284 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,640 Speaker 1: him that I told our dad and he said, you 285 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: should haven't done that, and you know, he just they 286 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 1: I guess he couldn't come to grips because it displaced 287 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 1: our whole family for months, you know, the insurance, they 288 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: had to build a new house, everything, you know, and 289 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: it's something my head. He just didn't believe me, or 290 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: maybe he just didn't want to deal with it. I 291 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 1: don't know, but I've caught We've caught so many beatings. 292 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 1: We were always in so much trouble. So I mean, 293 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the worst, But it's unbelievable that 294 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:20,480 Speaker 1: he didn't believe me. Oh man, that it's amazing eight 295 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. What's 296 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,520 Speaker 1: the worst you got in trouble? What would you do? 297 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 1: What happened to you? Get to some emails here many 298 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: show guns. Kelly loved and hated the Reckoning episode. It 299 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,680 Speaker 1: was tough to hear all those stories, but much needed. 300 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: Just over a month after that show, and in spite 301 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: of all the DoD medical data and lawsuits against our 302 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 1: worthless sect deaf that Secretary Defense, my religious accommodation request 303 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: and appeal were denied. This forced me to choose to 304 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 1: get jabbed or lose healthcare benefits from my youngest son's 305 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: very expensive medical care. I chose to protect my son 306 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 1: and take the jab, and it may have caused to 307 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: be my family. Thankfully, I have yet to experience any 308 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: negative side effects. My commander is gutless and did not 309 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,880 Speaker 1: back my request. These people are soulless monsters and need 310 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,160 Speaker 1: to be in jail, he said, insert Air force joke here. 311 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: We earned them all, he said. Don't say his name 312 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: because he's still on active duty, and I'm not going 313 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: to say how long he has less. Look, listen, we 314 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 1: obviously have talked a million times, and we'll keep talking 315 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:30,560 Speaker 1: about coronavirus and lockdowns and vaccines and what you do, 316 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,960 Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. We we've had these conversations and 317 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 1: we're going to keep having these conversations. But if you 318 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,520 Speaker 1: made the decision to take something you didn't really want 319 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: to take because you felt forced to do so in 320 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,680 Speaker 1: order to take care of your family, you're never going 321 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 1: to get any judgment here. You may get it other places. 322 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: You do what you have to do to feed the family, 323 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 1: especially as a man. You got to provide, period, end 324 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 1: of story. You gotta provide, all right, it's enough. We're 325 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 1: gonna get to a little bit more Joe Biden stuff. 326 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 1: We're gonna get back to your calls. What's the worst 327 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 1: you ever got in trouble? On the Jesse Kelly Show. 328 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. I can't 329 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,200 Speaker 1: believe we just had somebody admit that he burned his 330 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 1: house down and then admitted it to his dad. I wonder, 331 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,640 Speaker 1: I bet you. I bet you he feels unburdened. Now, man, 332 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 1: that is wild cast. All right again, It's the Jesse 333 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Remember on tomorrow, On tomorrow, tomorrow. I don't 334 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,679 Speaker 1: think you say on tomorrow. I don't think that's properly. 335 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,000 Speaker 1: Can you say on tomorrow? Thank you? Michael, Yes you can, Chris, 336 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 1: You're stupid anyway, Tomorrow. It's an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Now, 337 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 1: I keep saying that as if everyone knows. I realize 338 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 1: we have a bunch of new listeners on Fridays. You 339 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: don't really do many stories. We take the whole day 340 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 1: and answer whatever you email in, whatever questions you email 341 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: to Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. And they 342 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:10,000 Speaker 1: don't have to be political, they really do not. It 343 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: can be history or food or stupid things or jobs. Men, women, 344 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. We can do it. This one, says 345 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: Friedo Bandido. What is your feeling about buying an electric 346 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: vehicle right now? I've been looking at a Tesla for 347 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: quite some time. I think the technology is super cool, 348 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,840 Speaker 1: and I'm intrigued by never having to worry about cass 349 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,120 Speaker 1: prices again. My wife says, I'm giving into the Commies 350 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 1: if I go ahead and get one, and I might 351 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,440 Speaker 1: as well stop on the way home and get my 352 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,719 Speaker 1: COVID vaccine shot. Let's say you, says I can use 353 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,480 Speaker 1: his name. His name is Mike. Mike for one, your 354 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:51,119 Speaker 1: life sounds awesome to look. I don't have any problem 355 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: with people getting electric vehicles. One of my best buddies 356 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: has a Tesla. It's very cool, I'll tell you. It's 357 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: very fast, does a bunch of things. Technologically, It's not 358 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 1: something I have any interest in at all, and there 359 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,360 Speaker 1: are a couple of different reasons for that. He has 360 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 1: to stop if they ever take any kind It doesn't 361 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,600 Speaker 1: even have to be a long road trip. Every two 362 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty miles. Every two hundred and fifty miles, 363 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: he has to stop and quote fill up I mean 364 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 1: that's the charge up it takes. If he gets right 365 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: to the front of the line, if there's no line 366 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: at the charging station, and he has a charging station 367 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 1: after two hundred and fifty miles, which you have to 368 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,680 Speaker 1: map out because they're not everywhere, it takes him a 369 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,120 Speaker 1: half hour to fill up his car. Now, I don't 370 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:42,680 Speaker 1: know how you do it. When Jesse the showgun Kelly 371 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,160 Speaker 1: road trips, we don't stop every two hundred and fifty miles. 372 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 1: I've told you this story before when I took the 373 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,680 Speaker 1: boys dove hunting, and I went with my Betty and 374 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: his kids and we went dove hunting, and he drove 375 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: down there and I was driving back. I guithered all 376 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: the kids up and I told him before we left, 377 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,640 Speaker 1: it's places like five hours away. I said, you see 378 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 1: that bathroom, I said, just you use it, because nice 379 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,640 Speaker 1: guy isn't driving anymore. I'm driving, and the next time 380 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 1: this vehicle stops will be back home. I promise you that. 381 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,919 Speaker 1: And they all went scrambling in there and they got 382 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,119 Speaker 1: everything unloaded, and they made sure to watch their water content. 383 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: I don't stop every three hours, and if I do 384 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: happen to stop, it's because I'm racing in to go 385 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 1: drain it and then get some hot Cheetos and pour 386 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 1: some nacho cheese on it and get right back to 387 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 1: my car, where I will consume them behind the wheel. Also, 388 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 1: there's one other thing I am concerned about, more than 389 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,359 Speaker 1: just gas and gas prices. I am very very concerned 390 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,600 Speaker 1: about what the enviro communists are doing to the energy 391 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,040 Speaker 1: in this country. You might not you might not spend 392 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 1: much time in California, or not spend much time talking 393 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: to people in California, but rolling brownouts and blackouts in 394 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:58,719 Speaker 1: California are the norm. California is flush with energy. California, 395 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,879 Speaker 1: if it was its own economy, is the fifth largest 396 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,840 Speaker 1: economy in the world. If it was its own country, California, 397 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: there should never even be a dream of a brown 398 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 1: outer blackout. But the sustained, relentless assault against not just 399 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 1: gas prices, against energy in general in this country has 400 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,520 Speaker 1: me very, very worried about ending up in an electric 401 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: car needing to go somewhere, and I don't have any 402 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,880 Speaker 1: juice to get a rolling Now, I'm not saying that's valid. 403 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like some doomsday prepper, but 404 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,400 Speaker 1: I'll tell you starting to prep more and more for doomsday. 405 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I just am I'm worried 406 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,159 Speaker 1: about it, So I'm not I'm not dogging on you 407 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,440 Speaker 1: forgetting one one. I think your wife is hilarious. I'm 408 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 1: not dogging on you forgetting one. It's just that is 409 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 1: not something that's going to be happening in the Kelly 410 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: household anytime soon. Jay in Clearwater, Go Okay, So this 411 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: is the end of August, about early nineteen sixties. I'm 412 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,040 Speaker 1: about ten years old, and I'm hanging out with a 413 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,679 Speaker 1: friend that's a little is two years older than I am. 414 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,239 Speaker 1: He's a little wilder than I am, at least that's 415 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,159 Speaker 1: what I told everybody else. But we were looking for 416 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: something to do and they were building a house down 417 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 1: the road and in the back there was this field 418 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,640 Speaker 1: and it was August and the grass is all dry, 419 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: and we had some matches. So we decided we were 420 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: going to try to build a fire to see how 421 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,680 Speaker 1: big it could get before we couldn't put it out, 422 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 1: and we found out so we would build a little 423 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,919 Speaker 1: fire and then we'd put it out quick, and then 424 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,639 Speaker 1: well that was okay. This we let it get a 425 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: little bit bigger and then then we'd put it out. 426 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,200 Speaker 1: And then pretty soon though, it got too big and 427 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 1: we couldn't put it on. And so we said, the 428 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,720 Speaker 1: smoke is billowing up. There's this new house. Right next 429 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: to this new house that's under construction. They had a 430 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,480 Speaker 1: bomb shelter in the basement because it was the nineteen sixties, 431 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 1: and that was kind of cool. But so we decided 432 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 1: we needed some help, so we better go get our parents. 433 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 1: So we go running down the street and I'm running 434 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,360 Speaker 1: this way and the smoke billowing up in the back 435 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,120 Speaker 1: and the flames are going up. And as I'm running 436 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 1: down the street, my dad and his dad are running 437 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,920 Speaker 1: down the street with shovels in her hands, and he 438 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: as he passes me, he says, you get the basement 439 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:21,840 Speaker 1: and you wait for me. So I knew it was happening. 440 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 1: And so we had this. We had this paddle, and 441 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: I was of all the kids in my family, I 442 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 1: was the most familiar with that paddle. It was about 443 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,240 Speaker 1: foot and half long, it was about six inches wide, 444 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 1: had a handle on it, and had a beautifully finished 445 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 1: and the front had a picture of a deer, and 446 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,240 Speaker 1: in the back of the deer there's this bear standing 447 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: up and it says for the cute little deer with 448 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,879 Speaker 1: the bear behind. So I went down in the basement. 449 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: I'm waiting for that. Wait and about half hour later 450 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: because my dad all be grinded and you know, soot 451 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,879 Speaker 1: and sweat and everything, because that's August. And he looks 452 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: at me and I'm on one side of this table. 453 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 1: There's this table there, and I knew it was common 454 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,280 Speaker 1: because I've had I was just familiar with that panel. 455 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,840 Speaker 1: So he starts at me and I'm on the other 456 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: side of the table and I start running around the 457 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: table and he starts chasing me in as he's running, 458 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 1: I start talking as fast as I can, said, Dad, Dad, Dad, 459 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,280 Speaker 1: And you remember when you were a kid you didn't 460 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 1: and we were chasing around the table. He couldn't catch me. 461 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: Went on for about fifteen minutes. I was talking his 462 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,680 Speaker 1: past and I don't know. I should have been I 463 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: should have been a politician. Because at the end of 464 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 1: it he said, all right, son, because I was crying 465 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,320 Speaker 1: my you know, tears streaming down my eyes. He said, 466 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,280 Speaker 1: he said, you know it is wrong. Don't ever do 467 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,240 Speaker 1: that again. And it's a one time I did not 468 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:56,159 Speaker 1: get space. That is a great story. That's a great story. 469 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 1: The best part of that is how his dad knew 470 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: it was him as he was running home. Oh gosh, 471 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 1: that's so good. Yeah, did Chris. I've told you this before. 472 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,920 Speaker 1: When I was a kid, one of the elders in 473 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,160 Speaker 1: our church used to go to church with my mom. 474 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 1: My sister and I go church with my mom. My 475 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,639 Speaker 1: dad wouldn't go to church yet, and I guess I was. 476 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,560 Speaker 1: I know, you guys are gonna find this shocking, but 477 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 1: I guess I was a little out of line in church. 478 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,440 Speaker 1: One of the elders made my mom a paddle and 479 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 1: gave it to her and told her it was to 480 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: save me from the devil. That's not even right. That's 481 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: I still have a picture of it to this day. 482 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,400 Speaker 1: If I can find a picture in that paddle, I'll 483 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: get it to you to put it on the show's 484 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram. At Jesse Kelly's show on Twitter and Instagram. 485 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,720 Speaker 1: I'll find it. I know I have a picture of 486 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 1: that paddle. My mom found it and sent it to me. 487 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:47,080 Speaker 1: Liz in Connecticut, go hey, Jesse. So nineteen eighty five, 488 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 1: I decided that I was going to take my mom's 489 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: car for a joy ride, and it was probably the 490 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,880 Speaker 1: influence of one of my less undesirable friends at the time. 491 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,240 Speaker 1: But we took my mom's car for a joy ride. 492 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 1: And I think my mom knew immediately because I was 493 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 1: driving down the road going to seeing my boyfriend at work, 494 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 1: and in the other lane was my stepfather. Oh yeah, 495 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:24,880 Speaker 1: and I caught his eye and he made me pull 496 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 1: over into the gas station and my mom had the 497 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:34,640 Speaker 1: cops there, and my mom told the cops, you put 498 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,400 Speaker 1: her in the back of the car, and she made 499 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,240 Speaker 1: this deal with the cops, and they took me to 500 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:43,200 Speaker 1: the police station and they fingerprinted me and they put 501 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:50,840 Speaker 1: me behind bars. They waited for like a half an hour. 502 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: I sat behind bars at fifteen years old in the 503 00:27:54,440 --> 00:28:00,399 Speaker 1: police station with a little black fingertip. That's a great story, 504 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 1: and good from them, you know what. I'm taking a 505 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,200 Speaker 1: couple more of these than the last segment. These are greatness, 506 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,720 Speaker 1: all right. Before I get to that. Before I get 507 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 1: to that, we were talking. We've talked a million how 508 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: many times we talked about corporations and how much we 509 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 1: hate them, well we hate this when we hate that one, 510 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 1: and how much we were just talking earlier in the 511 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,719 Speaker 1: show about how we need to build our own banking. 512 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 1: We're happy people are doing new kids stuff. We're happy 513 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 1: people are doing their own races. Like we're just happy 514 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 1: about this stuff. 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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 533 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Before asked doctor 534 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:44,160 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday officially begins. Remember you can email Jesse at 535 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,720 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Really quickly. I'm going to 536 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 1: motor through a couple more of these because I've loved this. 537 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: I should have done it the whole dag On show. 538 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 1: Penny and Wyoming Go, Jesse. When I was ten, I 539 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: was helping my dad clean his motorcycle and I I 540 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 1: stuck the hose into the muffler, holding the muffler out. 541 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 1: What what did you do? I just got a sent 542 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 1: into the house and he next thing I knew, he 543 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,240 Speaker 1: had everything torn apart on the motorcycle trying to get 544 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 1: the engine marking. And I think I self punished myself. 545 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: Oh that's brutal. Zach and Wyoming Go, Zach and Idaho Goo, 546 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 1: my bad. Never mind, you know what? Never never mind, 547 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:42,239 Speaker 1: forget you, Zach, Brian and San Diego go. All right, 548 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: So we're about fourteen, we're walking home from school. Um, 549 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,840 Speaker 1: we walked, we walked it back way through like there's 550 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,320 Speaker 1: there's a field and like dry grass and dry weeds 551 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And my buddy and I got 552 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 1: ahold of a zippo and we were got the bright 553 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 1: idea to like try and make the zippo go out. 554 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: So we attached it to a belt and we were 555 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,200 Speaker 1: swinging it around our head like a helicopter and the 556 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: zippo comes flying off, goes into the dry grass, starts 557 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,000 Speaker 1: a fire and it's a fire team, I guess today, 558 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 1: but yeah, it starts to fire. So we're sitting there 559 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 1: with our backpacks trying to put the fire out and 560 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,240 Speaker 1: then it was just getting bigger and bigger and we 561 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: were like, okay, let's just run and so we just 562 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: we ran home and jumped in the house, shut the door, 563 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: throw our backpacks down, started playing Nintendo. And there's a 564 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,959 Speaker 1: bunch of other kids that were walking home with us 565 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: that way. When the fire department came, apparently they read 566 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: at us out. Then we get it knock a door 567 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: from the city fire chief and he's like, oh, so 568 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,680 Speaker 1: we're you're involved in this fire. And we were like, 569 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: you know, we had all over our hands and fire, 570 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 1: our backpacks were like halfway on fire and we and 571 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: we were like no, no, what are you talking about you? 572 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: And we had it, We had it fasted up at 573 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: that point, almost so good that no, I don't know 574 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. It's such a boy thing too. 575 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: Didn't even wash the soot off their hands. Me what, 576 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: I don't even want you talking about John and New 577 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: York go? Oh, hold on, I didn't click the butt. 578 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: There we go, John and New York go or no, 579 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,120 Speaker 1: Marcia in New York my bad. When I was about 580 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 1: ten years old, I was in a fight with one 581 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: of the neighbor girls. Not a physical fight, but a 582 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 1: verbal fight. And the worst thing I could think of 583 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: to call her was the N word, which is funny 584 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: because I'm white and she's white, but it was I 585 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: knew it was a terrible word. My sister was there 586 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: and she heard it, and she said, I'm gonna tell Mom. 587 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: So I bribed her with a piece of candy so 588 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,040 Speaker 1: she would she ate the candy. Then she told her Mom, 589 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 1: and I literally had my mouth washed out with soap. 590 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:52,040 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, dropped an end bomb and got the dreaded 591 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 1: mouth washed out? Was soap that happened to me. But 592 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,680 Speaker 1: the last I'll never forget the last time my mom 593 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,920 Speaker 1: did that to me. I was so devastated. She never 594 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,440 Speaker 1: did it again. I guess I just sat on the 595 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: bed and just looked like I wanted to die. What Chris, 596 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,640 Speaker 1: did I get liquids? This was with liquid soap. It 597 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,080 Speaker 1: wasn't with because I think I think they deal was 598 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 1: we didn't have the bar soap, and so that was 599 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: just the normal thing. If we got caught being potty mouths, 600 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 1: you were getting the mouth washed out with soap. But 601 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,480 Speaker 1: we didn't have the we didn't have the bar soap. 602 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: So I think I remember, I just got a couple 603 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 1: of squirts of the liquid right on your tongue. Oh gosh, 604 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 1: that's just terrible. All right, And now here's a headline, 605 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,080 Speaker 1: but you know the headlines, we didn't get to you. 606 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:44,320 Speaker 1: The Millionaire Oscars nominees received one hundred and forty thousand 607 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: dollar gift bags Golly filled with free treats like liposuction, 608 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 1: plastic surgery, and actual plots of land and Scotland Man 609 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi will be at the Oscars next year. Bold 610 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:07,000 Speaker 1: Design and body positivity Gosh that word. Superstar Lizzo previews 611 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:11,520 Speaker 1: her new line of fable Letics shapewear. Lizzo is that 612 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 1: I don't know singer rapper is it? Or is she 613 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,360 Speaker 1: a rapper? Really? She's a bigger Is that fair? Is 614 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: that okay, Michael, we're not going to call her huge? 615 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: All right, she's big, she's yes, heavyweight champion is a 616 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,400 Speaker 1: lot nicer Chris. And there's no judgment here. Again, like 617 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,520 Speaker 1: I said, Look, I was in the Marines. I've got 618 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,360 Speaker 1: a bunch of buddies that like to wrestle heavyweight, So 619 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,759 Speaker 1: there's no judgment here. But I don't think I don't 620 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,720 Speaker 1: think we're probably doing the right thing by a country 621 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,600 Speaker 1: that struggles with obesity. I don't think we're doing the 622 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,040 Speaker 1: right thing by acting like it's healthy and normal people 623 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,440 Speaker 1: struggle with their weight. I get that, But come on now, 624 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,480 Speaker 1: Biden plan would release million barrels of oil a day 625 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,240 Speaker 1: from the reserve. Again, back to what I said earlier, 626 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,959 Speaker 1: A million barrels of oil per day for six months. 627 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:05,239 Speaker 1: They're going to drain our strategic oil reserve just to 628 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,759 Speaker 1: try to mitigate the losses at the midterms. And now, 629 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,239 Speaker 1: now do you understand what I mean by there being 630 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,000 Speaker 1: no love of country. They actually hate the country. There's 631 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,919 Speaker 1: never even a moment where they would stop and think 632 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 1: what's best for America. They're stopping and thinking about how 633 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 1: to destroy this place. That's all they think about. All right, 634 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,280 Speaker 1: Tomorrow it's an Asked Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions 635 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: into Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. That's one. Two. 636 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 1: If you missed any part of the show. The whole 637 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:43,920 Speaker 1: thing is available on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. On iTunes, 638 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,080 Speaker 1: leave a five star rating in a review talking about 639 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,600 Speaker 1: how handsome I am. We are going to have a 640 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,000 Speaker 1: blast as we always do tomorrow on an Asked Doctor, 641 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,960 Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Friday, So buckle up for it, all right, 642 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,320 Speaker 1: that's all four