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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone brain

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Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from resort in Casino. I'm looking for Shawna Shanna,

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Speaker 1: who was listed as Sandy emergency contact. Yes, this is she.

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Speaker 1: That's my mom. Is she okay? Well? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: guess depends on what you considers okay. Hello. Hello. Oh

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Speaker 1: uh sorry, I thought your phone dropped out or something

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Speaker 1: because I didn't hear like any laughter from you. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was a pretty never mind. I guess if

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Speaker 1: you knew what your mom was doing right now, then

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Speaker 1: you would probably laugh yourself. No, I heard, I just

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Speaker 1: did the last week as you're calling me, because I'm

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Speaker 1: my mom's emergency contact. So like, I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your jokes right now. At what's happening to my mom. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not a huge deal, but she was just out

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Speaker 1: by the pool today and she ended up meeting Tsto. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: she just got really drunk and she needs you to

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Speaker 1: come pick her up. Are you hitting me? You know

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Speaker 1: your mom better than I do. It looks like this

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Speaker 1: is at her first rodeo. But I'll let you talk

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Speaker 1: to her. Let me get her real quick. Oh where

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Speaker 1: did she? What go? Wait? Where did my mom go?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Wait? Thank you? What is happening?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I can't believe I'm doing Hello?

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Speaker 1: Would you say your name was Sandy? You just walkry? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Do you say hello? Did you say Sandy? Hey? Pete

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Speaker 1: aiggans here? Sorry about that? I didn't know the line

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Speaker 1: had picked up. Um? Sorry, who am I speaking with? What?

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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? What's happening? Is this Shanna

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Speaker 1: Sandy's mom? Yea? What is happening? I'm sorry, Sandy's daughter?

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Speaker 1: I'm why did it sound like you were just like

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Speaker 1: making out with her hands on the phone? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What what is happening? On the gods? My mom? There,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to put you on hold. He real quick,

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Speaker 1: get over here. Are you kidding it? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: What Pete? I told you? Just because I'm Tiso's manager

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean that I have to babysit every groupie that

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Speaker 1: he sleeps with. Okay, oh my god, Well this isn't Pete.

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Speaker 1: Who's this? My name is Shawna And somebody called me

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Speaker 1: and told me that my mom is drunk and I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to pick her up and I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how that's like a thing. So I'm like, nobody's ever

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Speaker 1: been drunk and Vegas before, and she's newly single and

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Speaker 1: partying too much, and they're talking about this tisto person.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, and like, I just

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Speaker 1: need someone to explain to me what's going on. And

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Speaker 1: I need to speak to my du freaking mom now. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sick of this. I mean, every time that

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Speaker 1: TSO gets an old lady drunk and tries to put

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Speaker 1: her in the wet T shirt contest, I always have

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Speaker 1: to deal with the aftermath. You know what. I'm out?

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Speaker 1: I quit. Do you think my mom is in a

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Speaker 1: wet T shirt contest? It just isn't my problem anymore. Okay, lady,

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Speaker 1: please hold Oh my god, thanks for holding us, Alexis,

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Speaker 1: How can I help? Where is my drunk mom? This

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Speaker 1: is Shanna Shanna again. Man, your mom really likes her party.

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Speaker 1: The security people were showing me footage of her today.

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Speaker 1: I was like, bang girl, getting it. I know. I know,

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Speaker 1: she's newly single, she's in Vegas. She wanted to go

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Speaker 1: for the first time to be single, and she a

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Speaker 1: worded it. I just what can can you just like

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Speaker 1: help me in some way? It's gonna have you talked

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Speaker 1: for I don't know. I thought you got it all

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Speaker 1: situated and handled. So I realized that you're not in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Me around Alexis. Yeah, that Sandy woman left her tr

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Speaker 1: metal on she won the first and the twerk contest.

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Speaker 1: So I left the metal, Pete, Pete, yeah, not right now?

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Speaker 1: She left her She won the first place in the

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Speaker 1: twerking contest. This afternoon at the pool. She left her

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Speaker 1: metal at my desk, Pete, So I did, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh you're on the phone. I'm sorry. Her daughter's on

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Speaker 1: the phone still, Oh what is happening? I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to my mom. This has been the most frustrating

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Speaker 1: call of my life. Where is my drunk mom? You

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Speaker 1: know what happens in Vegas days in Vegas? What is

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Speaker 1: going on? Shana? This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: And that says Alex from the Jewel Show. And this

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Speaker 1: is English Evan from the Jewel Show. Your mom is fine,

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Speaker 1: but she sets you up for a phone prank. This

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. Yeah, your mom's fine, she said,

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Speaker 1: you for a phone prank because she said that you

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Speaker 1: make fun of her forr partying too much for her

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Speaker 1: age since she's been single, I wanted to teach you

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Speaker 1: a lesson. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know what's worse.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, my mom was actually doing that. Of the

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Speaker 1: fact that I can like, actually see my mom doing that.

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