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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy this I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Bolli. Yes, that Kevin plea. You see, Kenny, once

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Speaker 1: you get the fish in the book, you take the

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Speaker 1: hook out of its mouth and release it back in

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Speaker 1: the door. Yes, yes, that's right, same thing your mom

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Speaker 1: did with me, and that's what divorces you see. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet our alchemists of no particular orders?

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Speaker 1: Shall we please welcome returning Life Jeopardy winner Mark Gagliard.

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Speaker 1: Hello on your market set, but don't go. What was

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Speaker 1: a defining moment for you in high school? Uh? The

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Speaker 1: first time that I put on tights to play the

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Speaker 1: court jester in our Madrigal Dinners and went not bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: magical dinners, Madrigal dinner. Magical. I don't know what that

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Speaker 1: is al Madrigal Dinners. Yeah. So was it the feeling

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Speaker 1: of the tights or being in front of an audience?

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Speaker 1: It was it was the feeling I've been in front

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Speaker 1: of an audience that I was five. It was the

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Speaker 1: feeling of the tights right now, baby. But I had

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Speaker 1: to get two pairs and sew them together because I

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Speaker 1: had to have two different colored legs as the jester,

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Speaker 1: So I spend so much of my time now sewing tights.

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Speaker 1: You guys have no idea. Well, God bless you and

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Speaker 1: your family. Next sup it's a defending champion of the

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Speaker 1: he needs thank you, thank you? Just send James. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand that the facial transplant medical procedure in

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Speaker 1: met people that have had face transplants. I absolutely have.

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Speaker 1: they were just two faced? Help me? Welcome back, gig.

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Speaker 1: This is our own face off cow. Do you agree

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Speaker 1: if my penis found its way into your bottom, but

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Speaker 1: thinking the very first time you kissed a girl? Um,

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Speaker 1: don't throw up? So your inner monologue had your back.

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Speaker 1: That's very sweet. All right, let's get to our first

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Speaker 1: I just moved to a news sitting and working as

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Speaker 1: a dog walker, so I'm giving access to many apartments

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Speaker 1: throughout the day. Sometimes I need to use the restroom

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Speaker 1: where we fill my water bottle, and it feels weird

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Speaker 1: doing so in my client's apartments, especially since in some

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Speaker 1: cases I have never met the human owners of the

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Speaker 1: dogs that I walk. I would love to hear a

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Speaker 1: scene about a dog walker who uses an apartments amenities.

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Speaker 1: I love the show and listen while I walk. Thanks, Anne,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you doing here? Uh? We uh?

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Speaker 1: We were dog walkers. We we walk your dog typically

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Speaker 1: well on Tuesdays? Were the ones that walk your dogs? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was looking at the app and uh it said

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Speaker 1: that you finished your walk two hours ago, stave her?

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Speaker 1: Were these men? Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We walk

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Speaker 1: your dog our dogs. Yes, yes, these are the men

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Speaker 1: who walk our dogs. But you know what, these men

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Speaker 1: quit what they were finished walking our dogs over? Why

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Speaker 1: are all of our PlayStation games all over the floor,

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Speaker 1: It's just that the air conditioning. We want to make

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Speaker 1: sure your games. Is that one of our pararea's whose

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Speaker 1: peria isn't isn't a pararea anybody's? Whoever? It's our That

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Speaker 1: is our fridge. That means that's our food inside. The

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Speaker 1: company is so giving? How long have you been here

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Speaker 1: imaging through our apartment? Two hours? We walk your dogs

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Speaker 1: every tuesday? Will we do it for Claire? Claire usually

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Speaker 1: walks it, but on Tuesdays she's got to day class.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait, can shut the funk up? Wait,

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Speaker 1: shut then up? Calm down. Rick's two strikes. Guys, Please

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Speaker 1: don't call the cops. You call cops, I'll kill myself.

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Speaker 1: Whoa Rick? Alright? No? That okay, alright, alright, I'm not

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Speaker 1: Can you give me one? Please? Yeah? Sure, I will

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Speaker 1: go and get you another perier from our fridge. My emergency.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, are you calling the cop? Can you hear

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Speaker 1: them in the back? Oh, my fucking god, that's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm jumping. I'm jumping. This is it's a one story.

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Speaker 1: it's it's one flight. Now. We have a man with

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Speaker 1: a broken leg. Can you send someone please? Okay one

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Speaker 1: of the intruders. Well, well i'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: You can have the phone because I'm not an intruder.

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving now. You stay here. The police are on

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Speaker 1: their way. Okay, Well take his picture quick, I got it.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't take a picture of my face. We have

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Speaker 1: a picture of you. So you're staying and you're facing charges.

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Speaker 1: And I hope your friend is okay. I hope he's

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Speaker 1: okay too. I don't know why. What did he think

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Speaker 1: was going to have? How is that a threat? By

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Speaker 1: the way, I don't I'm going to jump off your

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Speaker 1: hope you can crawl away fast enough. Listen, guys, I've

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Speaker 1: never been arrested hit. Did you maybe think about that

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Speaker 1: before you broke open and decided to watch some honey, honey,

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Speaker 1: can we just give one Chief? We just got a call.

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Speaker 1: It looks like there's some breaking entry. You have some

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Speaker 1: dog walkers so over on Wilson Park. God damn tug walkers.

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Speaker 1: They're the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They

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Speaker 1: think they can use your apartment without compunction. I started,

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to get you your shirt or

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Speaker 1: you just wanna be shirtless? Maybe shirtless today? You gotta

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Speaker 1: shirtless two days? You know what? It It is? All right?

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Speaker 1: I want to handle this one myself. Are you shut? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You get me a ride over there? Of course I will.

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Speaker 1: Should I bring out the shotgun as you like to

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm Reginald. This is Tim, Tim, I'm Chief.

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Speaker 1: I'm just Chief. Can you let me know, uh what

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Speaker 1: what's been going on? Yes? They were, they were walking

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Speaker 1: our dog. We they have They know that the key

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Speaker 1: is in the little hid To keybox. They came in,

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Speaker 1: they walked our dog and then for the next apparent

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Speaker 1: two hours they sat and drank our our sodas and

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Speaker 1: played our video games. This is your dog's bowl here typically, yes,

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Speaker 1: this is our dog's bowl here, this is well, this

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Speaker 1: is one of our dog's bowls. Chief. I don't mean

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Speaker 1: to be rude. Would you like a robe or something? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, okay, I'm good. Shirtless Tuesday and well, I

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Speaker 1: mean if you find that body, i'd go shirt let's do.

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Speaker 1: But excuse me. No, I'm saying if either one of

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Speaker 1: us had that body, would you not? I mean let

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Speaker 1: everyone know You're not wrong. I mean the Chief is built.

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Speaker 1: I'm in good shape for a man. Can I get

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Speaker 1: how something? Can I ask you? How old you are? Chief?

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Speaker 1: Kind of a Harrison Ford thing going on years old?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean really two you two idiots.

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Speaker 1: On the other hand, we walk like garbage. We walk

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Speaker 1: your dog. No, Claire walks our dog. Putting on on Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: And Rick's leg is spent. It's like broken for sure

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Speaker 1: because he jumped off our first floor, Jack temp temple. Chief,

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Speaker 1: would you please do something alright? So which the leg

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Speaker 1: is broken? This leg here, I'm standing up talk walk okay,

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Speaker 1: then this leg is fine. He's just putting slight pressure.

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Speaker 1: It was okay. Do you walk the dogs? You feed

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Speaker 1: them as well? We usually just walk the dogs, but

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Speaker 1: I'll fill a bowl of water. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: feel because we don't know. Maybe some dogs graze during

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Speaker 1: the day and some dogs could feed at certain times

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Speaker 1: sometimes like the graze. What's what's your rate? Typically? You answered,

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Speaker 1: we split it fifteen per hour? Is that per walk

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Speaker 1: or per hour? I'm sorry? Are you just are you

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Speaker 1: just need a dog walker? That's what I thought was happening.

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Speaker 1: These are very police like questions. No, these are just

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Speaker 1: these always thinking questions that someone would ask. Yell. But again,

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Speaker 1: still if I had that chest that as a right

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Speaker 1: I got. I don't use you. I'm an older man.

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Speaker 1: What do you like? I like to meet people in

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Speaker 1: person and ask the questions when next door? What the

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Speaker 1: app next doors? About? Neighborhoods and people look after each other. Yeah, look, Tim,

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Speaker 1: Tim is registered, by the way, under Gladys Kravitz, which

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Speaker 1: I thought was very clever. I'm look, I'm a big

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Speaker 1: fan of Lenny Kravitz and the Pips and Bewitched and Bewitched.

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Speaker 1: That's wait, that's a bit witch thing. The neighbor that

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Speaker 1: was always nipping. Okay, I'm gonna take these purps. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I like that word. Purps, uh, perps. I need to

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Speaker 1: get a run. First of all, I get dropped off.

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Speaker 1: We're dog walkers. We don't have a Okay, can you

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Speaker 1: call one of those red sharing services Uber Lift. I'm

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Speaker 1: an Uber driver, you're not. I can do it. I

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Speaker 1: want to introduce you to my dogs. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: this is Franklin. All right. I just don't think that

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Speaker 1: This is Benjamin. Okay, it's just usually usually we we

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Speaker 1: go through the apps. There's a protection for both of us. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're not going through the Apple right, You're gonna deal

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Speaker 1: directly with me. They're they're both wearing three piece suits.

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Speaker 1: They are both wearing three piece suits. Okay, so well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, we're gonna need to say schedule when

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Speaker 1: I get your bathroom? Yeah? Sure, sure, sure, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to get bath bends again in Franklin. My prettiest.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean? Does that mean like being a dog walking? Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of it. I really have

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Speaker 1: a chief chief. We just keep getting these reports and

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Speaker 1: these boys being found all over the city getting eating

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Speaker 1: up by these feral dogs. Really, yeah, that's curious. Send

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Speaker 1: somebody down to look into it. But don't look into

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Speaker 1: it too. Do you wanna wanna grab some pants or something,

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Speaker 1: or it's pantless wednesdays? Yes, it is all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you just just gotta get a statement from from you.

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Speaker 1: This body. It was just thrown up on the sidewalk

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Speaker 1: in front of our house, and it's pretty much picked

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Speaker 1: we can clearly clearly a dog has been man. You

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Speaker 1: I just I just did you find anything on the

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Speaker 1: this might be? There was a small note. There was

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Speaker 1: as as a warning to you. I guess I'm a target. Hey, Riley,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you who did it, all right? It was Marionetti, Nettie,

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Speaker 1: Marionettie got damn it. We stopped working out, Stop working out,

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Speaker 1: to the tryouts, is it, Marionetti? Yeah, yeah, Marinetti. So.

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Speaker 1: Um someone, Jason, pleasure to meet you. Um. We were

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Speaker 1: Mr Shaffer, but we have some news from your from

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Speaker 1: mean because it's at your house, sir? Who sounds like

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Speaker 1: so you're gonna learn real good. Let me take a

418
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Speaker 1: look at your script with you. Okay. You gotta sing

419
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 1: in it too, Yeah, I gotta. It's a some production

420
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: called The Sweat High. I love that, and look at

421
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: all the songs and all this. Okay, I'll go over

422
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: your lines with you right right, gonna get your black

423
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: and Tamna yeah, and my Irish Yeah? What is going on? Yuh, well,

424
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: there's going on. There's no sure need look at this.

425
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: Our boys gonna be on Broadway. He's not gonna be

426
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: on your way broad It's a school production. The Marinetties.

427
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: They don't act, they work or you understand what I'm saying.

428
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: You gotta let me do this. I don't gotta let

429
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: you do it or nothing? Yous gotta be the guys

430
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: that goes out there and works. You understand that your

431
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: old families works in the farms US. It does the same.

432
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: Oh you and your Irish old country ways. How we

433
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: survived this house. We've made it there. Look, I'll tell

434
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: you I'm gonna be in this class play and I'm

435
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: also gonna sign up for those disco dancing lessons. The

436
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 1: Sons of a Beati beat your ass. If you do that,

437
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take your face off. Why don't we just

438
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: see if we can get the students to think it's

439
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: a project and they'll decide how to get the cow down.

440
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: This is a feral animal. It's not a feral animal.

441
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: It's a cow. Pet. Ferrell, I I believe, means you know,

442
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: dangerous and wild, dangerous Ferrell just you know, not a pet,

443
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: not domestic. That's what ferrell means to me, and I

444
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 1: mean to you it's a definition. It's not it's not

445
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: what it means to me. I came as fast as

446
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: I could. I heard you wanted to make a project

447
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: out of this. I brought paint. We can Jesus the

448
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: whole cow. They're gonna paint the cow as students it's

449
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: gonna be our art projects. This is the gym. It

450
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: ain't in our class. Get out of here. Man. What

451
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: we're going to do is we're gonna try to make

452
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: it a science project. Get all the super smart kids

453
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: and they'll solve our problem for us. How to get

454
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: the cow out of the gym? Running as fast as

455
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 1: I could, I hurt. You wanted to make it a

456
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: science project? How do we cut this thing in a

457
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: cross sections? Well, we don't want to kill it. That

458
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: we don't want to kill this is something stop. Stop now,

459
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: you will not be able to get the corow out

460
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: of this place. Well, push those classes up your nose

461
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: up to high up. Okay, so the mascot here what

462
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: you want? Well, underneath that mascot is one of the

463
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: smartest teenagers in this school. Thank you. You'll have to

464
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: lift the cow out the window. That's what I was thinking.

465
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: Lifted out the window. That's so stupid. Push the cow

466
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: out the window. Let's just kill it and then we

467
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: can eat it. All right, fine, let me say goodbye.

468
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: How would you propose we killed the cow? Well, there's

469
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: weights around here. We can all just take turns smacking

470
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: in the head absolutely and taking turns. Yes, I mean

471
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: I'm not to hear the head. Listen. I I've hired

472
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,479
Speaker 1: some people in the dark Web in the past, and

473
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: I think that is the idea that eventually one of

474
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: these smacks to the head. We're not doing it. Yes, yes, Look,

475
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get built up because I got this

476
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: for the sweat. All right, So you've returned to the

477
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: dark web. Yeah, I've I've got another another job for

478
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: you the dark web, except jobs when the dark web

479
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: knows what the job is. Well, we've got a cow

480
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: in the gymnasium of our school, and I'm willing to

481
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: pay one quarter bitcoin to have this cow. One quarter bitcoin.

482
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: Do you know how much that's worth. It depends on

483
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: the day, but I would say roughly two dollars. Not

484
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: nearly enough to move a cow. It's a cow. Some

485
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: people would kill a cow for free. I've got people

486
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: wanting to smack it in the head with weights back

487
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: at the school. And why did you come to the

488
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: dark Web Because I need it right like you did before.

489
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: We don't talk about what happened in the past the

490
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: dark web. When he talks about the let me just

491
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: transferred to me. I'm sorry, interrupted you want the grilled

492
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: cheese and tomato soup. Honey, I'm working right now. Oh,

493
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: who's the background on your don't you worry about it? Okay,

494
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: it sounded like somebody was offering grilled cheese. That sounds

495
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: like the meal for a child, just my husband. You're

496
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: a woman, of course, of course, of course, So how

497
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: soon can you offer cow in a gymnasium at your

498
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: local high school. You didn't say you wanted to cow off,

499
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: You said you wanted to cow remove anything you can do,

500
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: if if you can keep it alive, I'm fine with that,

501
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna need to get you. You're gonna have

502
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: to come to the principal's office and get a name

503
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: tech and be registered in. It's gonna have to be

504
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: by the books, not the Dark Web does not use

505
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: the books. The Dark Web uses the Dark books. Okay, okay,

506
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: well used the Dark books. I just never just with

507
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: thought of acting like that. That's actually pretty insightful. Yeah,

508
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just about being the character, you know,

509
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: and convince you yourself that it's real, and then you know,

510
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: it's basically listening to reacting you know. Yeah, I guess

511
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: something I haven't been doing I guess I've been reacting

512
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: to that listening man, you gotta do both? Yeah, huh wow,

513
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: that's uh god, damn this beautiful. You know, I want

514
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: to apologize for constantly making uh fun of your Irish

515
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: heritage and calling it out. I've been picked on Latin

516
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: school because I'm so Irish, you know. Yeah, obviously it's

517
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: it's very obvious. But can I run my audition song

518
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: by you? Yeah? Whatnot? Oh? Danny boy? The pipes, the

519
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: pipes a cod is that it? Yeah? I'm just doing

520
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: two boys. Very good. That's for two bars of a

521
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: contemporary songs. Great, that's fantastic. Uh. You know, I kind

522
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: of scholarship opportunity if you want to look at it.

523
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: It's for yeah to play la cross over at Stemple University.

524
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: It's funny. I've played lacrosse in two years and suddenly

525
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: you got a scholarship for me. Yeah. Look, I'm gonna

526
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: acting now. This is what I am. Okay, you just

527
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: gotta great traps on you, and I just thought they

528
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: would go waste on stage. And I work a lot

529
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: of my traps. I don't build any other muscles. Hey,

530
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: do you for connecting all that? Do you do you know,

531
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: but they come up here honestly, don't come on, No,

532
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: I have nothing to come on. Come on, come on,

533
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: you can tell me with a rubber holes. You know

534
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 1: exactly who did it? All? Right? Oh wow, well your

535
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: two colors are showing now, showing right now? Okay, So

536
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: you didn't care about my acting career at all? Was that?

537
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: Was that a cross scholarship? Not Legit seems pretty heated.

538
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: I've got a new student to introduce and he's going

539
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: to be here working out in the gymnasium. I'm a

540
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: child student and it's probably a good idea to me.

541
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: But then is wrong with this kid? You know it's

542
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: from the dark Well, it's from the dark web. I

543
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: told you not to talk about the dark webt you've

544
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: just reached arm. Don't wait, wait, don't go, don't go

545
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: right now. Wait wait, I'm going home to my husband. Husband,

546
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: we who ruined it? He was going to take care

547
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: of the cow for me. Oh, he was gonna be

548
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: at the death with the white gave him. You know,

549
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: he was going to do it in a clean I

550
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: don't know exactly how he said not to ask questions

551
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: a quarter bitcoin? Which one are you? Fellow dot talk

552
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: to you about getting to the cow. Principle, there's no

553
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: way I was on the dark web. Where did you

554
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: come from? I got an amassage for that. You wanted

555
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: to get a cow removed? Yeah, I do want to

556
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: get a cow removed. Where's the cow now? Well, it's

557
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: in the gymnasium on this what do my name? In

558
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: the gym? Night? It's inside? Who would let a cow

559
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: inside of gym naisy? We don't know, Probably seniors. It

560
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: was a prank they've been burning. Just opened the doors

561
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: of the gymnasium and say, okay, we haven't tried that.

562
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: We haven't tried that. Opening gymnasium doors and say scoot,

563
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: that's right. Usually were the rumor? Has it that they

564
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: can't go down the stairs? You didn't say he was upstairs? Upstairs?

565
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: He can't get him down? So are you gonna be

566
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: able to do anything? The Science Department of Strap rockets

567
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: to the cow. They're gonna try to shoot him out

568
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: the window. Okay, principle, they're just making a giant cow bomb.

569
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: A cow bomb looks like it. I don't want to

570
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: be put on the map as the school that had

571
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: a cow bomb go off. Goddamn the mascot right off

572
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: the cow. Well, how about this? What if we had

573
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: marry and had he and I hate to do this

574
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: a student that's changing, but use his strength to beat

575
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: this cow into submission with weights and then we feed

576
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: him to the students like it's free, It saysn't is

577
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: that you meet the cow bum? Yes? I made the

578
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: cow bumb? Why would you do? Because the can go downstairs?

579
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: So you thought, yeah, that's what what else you gonna do?

580
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: You got a cove upstairs in the school? Put the

581
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: car bum? I put? Where do you think I put

582
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: the cowbu? All right, freed you Cuban piece of ship.

583
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 1: We we need you upstairs. Let's get to that spectacularly.

584
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: It's thank goodness. It's two thousand nineteen. Our final scene

585
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: for today comes from James from Zealand. Now do we

586
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: assume that means New Zealand, No original zeal old old Zealand? Yeah?

587
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: What is the Zealand? Forget mignorance? Well it's uh. Our

588
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: heads turned to crack. It's the country Zealand. No. I

589
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: believe that there's uh like a town to shift a

590
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: district in the Netherlands. It's called Zealand to believe where

591
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: all of those models came from. Thank you for pinpointing

592
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: it for us. I'm going to write okay. James from Zeeland,

593
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: who wrote high Alchemist, thanks for all the laughs. My

594
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: community to work has become a highlight of my day

595
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: every Tuesday and Thursday. One of my favorite scenes was

596
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: the Conciergee. I almost choked when Vanessa asked, do you

597
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: want a room with beef? Amazing? I have it. It's

598
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: great that none of us remember that moment, but just

599
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: those words context always. I have a scene suggestion for

600
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: a group of neighborhood kids need to find a way

601
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: to raise two un fifty dollars or their favorite ice

602
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: cream shop will be demolished to make room for an

603
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 1: Amazon distribution center. James from Zeeland, Well, I'm sorry, kids

604
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: can have to close up and ask you to get going,

605
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: and you can't go. I have two boys I've gotta have.

606
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: I gotta start putting things in boxes. What would it

607
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: take to keep the place. I'll tell you what it

608
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 1: would take take. Do you help? Why are you crying? Well?

609
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: Because I just think you boys are so sweet and

610
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: Peter it would take two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

611
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: to Does that something that I could take from my

612
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: parents wallet in person or something? But gosh, it just

613
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: just so sweet? Closing early? Are we? Huh? Diane? Do

614
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: you want anything to eat? I'll have a d What

615
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: do you want to eat? I'll have a car. I

616
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: can't pronounce that. What do you pronounce? It's it's chocolate.

617
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: Is that what you'd like? A chocolate cone? A chocolate cone? Yes, drunk.

618
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: That woman is un This is the couple that's going

619
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: to be taken over this that. We'll put up some

620
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: boxes over there for the distribution. We're gonna take down

621
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: that wall. We're gonna down that wall. And yes, they

622
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: are drunk. Are you are excuse me? Are you Mr? Bezos? Yes?

623
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: I am Mr Bezos. We don't want our ice cream

624
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: shop to shut down for another stupid Amazon distribution center.

625
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: What do you want? I didn't know that, Diana. I

626
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: don't know what do you want? We just want this

627
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: local ice cream place that we always come to after

628
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: the school and we we play magic. I'm sorry I

629
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 1: can't hear you because you're too poor. I don't give

630
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: a ship. You can order ice cream seven via Amazon.

631
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: It's Amazon, your little ship, okay, okay, okay, Jimmy, Peter.

632
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: I appreciate what you boys are trying to do here,

633
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: but there's no fighting a jug or not like Amazon.

634
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: It's k kids ain't gonna be able to pull that up.

635
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: How must time do we have to pull it up? Well,

636
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: that's a that's a question for Mr Bezos and his

637
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 1: drunk wife. You had twenty four hours give me now?

638
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: All right, we have twenty four hours starting right now.

639
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: Let's get that dad. What is the sun? I have

640
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: a question by you? Oh sure, Peter? What is it? Mr?

641
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: Peterson's ice cream shop is parts begin to close and

642
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 1: that's we can raise some money. So I was wondering

643
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: if maybe you and mom might be able to help.

644
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: You're always going into your office and writing checks for

645
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: things that matter to you, and I've never asked you

646
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: to write a checks or anything that matter for me

647
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: a moment and you can do that. M hmmm. Did

648
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: your did your friend Tim that plays magic the gathering

649
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: put you up to this? We discussed it and I

650
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: told him I would come to you. Why doesn't he

651
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: go to his parents? I think he is? Do you

652
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: was it? Could you? Could you wake up for a

653
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: second hery to wake you up work the graveyard shift kids.

654
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Mom. Could you wake up to mom? Mom? Dad,

655
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: there's hot dogs in the sink. I know I already

656
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: ate that dogs. Listen. I know that we don't have

657
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: a lot of money, and we we we struggle sometimes.

658
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: But the ice cream shop that I like to go

659
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: to is closing down. Dad, Wake back up, Dad, So

660
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: we were trying to raise two d and fifty dollars.

661
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I wouldn't wake you, but we've only got

662
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, and I was wondering. There's there's a

663
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: cold stone across the street from the ice cream. That

664
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: place is so corporate. We want a mom and pop.

665
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: It's not good. They don't have thin mint cookie dough.

666
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: They do, they don't. They don't have thin mint cookie dough.

667
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: They'd either have thin mint or they have cookie dough. Mom, Dad,

668
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: I'm serious. You guys don't ever care about the things

669
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: that it got to have it. Listen. I hope things

670
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: are going a lot better with my friend Peter that son.

671
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: I just don't think that. I don't think I can

672
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: write a check that big. I mean, you could use

673
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: the same time check side they always write no, I

674
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: mean for that amount of money, Peter, that seems like

675
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: a lot of money. But it's the only way that

676
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: Peterson's ice Cream stay open. There's a cycle in the

677
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: business world, and it's a boom and bus like a

678
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: bicycle sort of. Yeah, but and this bicycle is going

679
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: off a cliff. The bicycle that this this ice cream

680
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: parlor is. Peterson's ice cream parlor is not a bicycle

681
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: ice cream parlor. And I only need and you have it.

682
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: I know you have it. How do you know that

683
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: I have? I know? Do you know about my secret safe?

684
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what the combination is? Can you

685
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: tell me what the combination is? Around three times the

686
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: right to seven, around two times with the left eight,

687
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: around two times of the left to two. All right,

688
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: so I know it's inside the alright. So rather than

689
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: going any stealing, I'm asking Diane, Diane, I love you, Jeff,

690
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: I love you, baby. This is so good. What did

691
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: you just says chocolate. I can't get enough of this.

692
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: Give her some more chocolate. Alright, We're gonna buy this

693
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: whole town, baby, We're going out on this town. I'm

694
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: gonna own the town. I'm gonna the town, Peter, I

695
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: didn't kill anything. I didn't. My parents just told me

696
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: to to go to cold Stone. It's okay, you didn't. Well,

697
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: look who it is, the two nerd boys. So Tim, Peter,

698
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: I'm just saying goodbye on my last day. When you've

699
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: gotten that bag. Nerd boys, it's a check check. It's

700
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: a huge bag just for a little check. Uh my backpack,

701
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh it is it is a piece of paper. Huh

702
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: oh wait, I don't that's He'll write another check the

703
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: same amount. What a dork. We don't have much time, Peter,

704
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: who have seventeen son? What are you doing interrupting me

705
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: at work? I've got very important things to do here.

706
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: Talking a hold on a second, My son's here ice

707
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: cream plays a big check, so have you can just

708
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: read another check? Like, hey, hey, this is my son, Peter.

709
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: Just I'll tell you what you know the combination run

710
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: just run home, get it in cash, and if he

711
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,959
Speaker 1: gives you any lip, there's something in there to handle

712
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: that too. Okay, alright, so like, uh, we're back to it.

713
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: I mean we're talking about feet size here, all right,

714
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: that's a lot of cash to have, Peter, Are you

715
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: sure he's not gonna steal that money from you. He

716
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: can rip up a check. But if he takes that cash,

717
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: then what do we do choice We don't have thirteen

718
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: more hours there. Okay, well let's go. What are you

719
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: gonna do to protect yourself? Well, my dad said I

720
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: could also use the gun. That was well, well, well, looky,

721
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: looky talky bookie. Huh hey, listen, we don't have anything

722
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: this time. You've already ripped up the one piece of

723
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: paper that matters. Oh yeah, looks like you got a

724
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: tiny of your backpack there with a lot of stuff

725
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: spilling out of it. Well, that's one thing right here

726
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: that's gonna spill out of it. It's called a clock.

727
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a nine millimeter right, How could

728
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: you tell? What? What the millimeter? The barrel? What about

729
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: the caliber? I don't know. Okay, so it's loaded with

730
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: nine millimeter things and I'm gonna shoot him? Oh my god, yeah, exactly,

731
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: So back off now, okay, all right, okay, now run

732
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: the other way? Did you get more Italian? Run the

733
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: other way? You did it? You did it. That was amazing.

734
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: I didn't think I could do it. I acted all

735
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: tough like in the movies. Are doing. I had to

736
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: defender money. We have it all. If we could just count,

737
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: we have thirteen hours left to count. So if you

738
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: count this portion and then I'll kind another, it's two.

739
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: You brought two hundred. My god, my dad has over

740
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: three million dollars in cash in the safe. Wait what

741
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: the combination is? So baby, if you want to see

742
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: Mr T, I got it. Whatever you want, I freaking

743
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: love Mr Te. Get the fuck out of my establishment.

744
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: What the hell here? It's all here. Mr Bezos decide

745
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: this briefcase two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in cash,

746
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: and then I count that? Does this mean I'm not

747
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: gonna get to see Mr T. You're gonna get to

748
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: see Mr Ta. Don't worry about that. I doubt there's

749
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty thou dollars in that briefcase. Oh really, well,

750
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: Tim Peter, come on in boys, they Mr Peters and yeah,

751
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: that's right. We stacked it and counted it three times

752
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 1: ten hours. It took well twelve hours and fifty nine minutes.

753
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: We had this one minute left to come. I can

754
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: get this business, okay. So one, I don't know if

755
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: we can trust. We don't have time for another. She's

756
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: very drunk, she's fine. How many bells are in this

757
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: How many bells? How many bells are in this bowls

758
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: or bells? Hunt bills in that stack? And there are

759
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: ten stacks. Okay, I guess it's all here. Okay. It

760
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: looks like my lady says it's good to go. I

761
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: trust her. I'm Jeff Bezos. It looks like you get

762
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: to keep your ice cream stand. But one thing you

763
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: didn't think about was the land. So right, rent, you're

764
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to rent for me, and rent just increased

765
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: to Yes. In a second, rent, just increased to it. Okay,

766
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back, okay to tell you the amount. Okay,

767
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: just give us a second. Come on, what do you

768
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: want to what do you want to close? Can I

769
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: get a birthday cake remix? Birthday cake remix? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, sure, Hi,

770
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: welcome to coach, don't happen? Yes? Oh my goodness, I

771
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: want to go. Yes, him and yours girlfriend. That's right,

772
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm instillly recognizable. Can I have a gotta have a

773
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: birthday cake remix? Of course you gotta have. I don't

774
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: know if we need to gotta have it. That's the

775
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: biggest size you got. What's what's the one? What's the

776
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: one before that? I'm not a love it? What the

777
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: smallest size? The one that's like it? Like it like?

778
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: We just don't like it of the birthday cake? Whatever

779
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: you We just had a lot of ice creams, so

780
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: Mr Bezos, they didn't treat you very well at the

781
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: corporate ice cream play my stomach. I'll tell you what.

782
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: Here it are lovely little local ice cream parlor. We'll

783
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: take good care of you, get you whatever you like.

784
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll even mix in any flavors you want.

785
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: It'll taste just like one of those birthday cakes. We

786
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: just want you to feel at home here in our

787
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: locally owned business. I'm aprecyure that, but she seems pretty sick.

788
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: I do more stuff. I like this Guy's making me

789
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: feel better. You like this guy? Do you want this guy?

790
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: I want this guy? All right, Well, we're gonna take

791
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: you to go. But Mr Peterson, boys, I'm not gonna lie.

792
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: I thought I was convincing him and it has backfired.

793
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: Where does it mean you're going? What are you taking him?

794
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: Every morning? When I wake up? I want Mr Pearson

795
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: making me ice cream? Just by Jeff Bezos. Look, I'm

796
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: gonna allow these kids to run the shop, really, if

797
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 1: that's all right, So the Peterson's ice cream gets to stay.

798
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 1: I just have to serve as man servant to your drunk,

799
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: chocoholic wife. You don't talk to her like that, Okay,

800
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: you just make those chuckos for her in the a

801
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: M You got that, yes, sir, Mr Bezos, all right,

802
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: Mr Pearson, don't go, boys. I don't know if you're

803
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: ready to run up boys. Look at you. You you

804
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: managed to get two hundred and fifty thousand dollars from

805
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: your father and and fight off a bully with a glock,

806
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: and and you you you kept you kept your parents

807
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: awake for several minutes. Yeah, and eat hot dogs out

808
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: of the sink. And you ate hot dogs out of

809
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: the sink. I think you boys are ready for that?

810
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: Sounds good? I want some of those. Yeah. I ordered

811
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: that about two like two hours ago or some of

812
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: that was It was a birthday cake, ice cream cake

813
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: to go. Do you get that? You two little dumb kids?

814
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: Or what's up, sir? So there's no reason for that

815
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: sort of What was going on here looks like a

816
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: two kids running the show here I want an ice cream, Kike,

817
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: I ordered it on mine. It's over there. Get one

818
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: you want to get from from the cooler over there?

819
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 1: Is what I think? Okay, well it's a custom writing.

820
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: You know what fun this? I'm going to cold Pete Peter,

821
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: you used to used to protectant working customers. They're always

822
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: getting angry. Well it's because I don't know. All right,

823
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: all right, you know what? This time, I'm going to

824
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: be authoritative you okay, alright? If you ever get enough

825
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: foreto um no, I'd like I'll just stay on triple school? Uh?

826
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 1: What what would you like on your first vanilla? On

827
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: the first second group? Would you like some samples? Did

828
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: you want to sample something? Would like to sample? Would

829
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: you like greer cake that's a specialized cream of the

830
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: gear cake? Okay? Sample? What do you think of that? Mm?

831
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 1: People say it tastes a bit cummy? Is it coming?

832
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. We don't either, that's

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Speaker 1: want to change, you know what? Keeping boys keep them?

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Speaker 1: All right? Good luck, sir, let's taste. Excuse me, and

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for a birthday cake for my mom already?

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Speaker 1: What it's Oh my god, I kissed them. You want

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Speaker 1: a birthday cake for your mom? Yeah? If you can

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Speaker 1: make it out of MIT chocolate chip, you know, more Irish? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: more Irish? Okay, Mit chocolate your birthday cake? We can

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Speaker 1: do that. You like something written on it? Yeah? What's

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Speaker 1: a message to your ma? To my I love you?

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Speaker 1: We're Irish. You want to remind your mom that you're

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Speaker 1: she's Irish? Yeah? I want to do it through a cake?

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Speaker 1: All right. You do gay wedding cakes too, of course

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Speaker 1: we do. Okay, that's good. Just testy. What did you

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Speaker 1: want to see you up to date in twin nineteen? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 1: When do you want the cake to? The ice cream?

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Speaker 1: Birthday cake? Ideally? Right, now, right now, ideally right now,

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Speaker 1: do we have a man chocole chip cake? I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have enough men chocolate chipping it. We'll just put it.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. I got a date.

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Speaker 1: There's a falling stage student from Australia. Okay, we got this.

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Speaker 1: You're right on the cake. Okay, and I love you, mam.

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Speaker 1: I've already got the first time. I've just now exclamation

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Speaker 1: point dot. Okay, did you get the cake for your mother? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I did. That is beautiful. You're Australian. Next, it's so beautiful, Sandy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jason, thank you for inviting me to have

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Speaker 1: your mother's cake with her on our birthday. Uh. I

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Speaker 1: know that you're a good girl. I am a god.

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Speaker 1: But something tells me that you know you've got a

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Speaker 1: wild sign and you might be dressing up in leather. Jason,

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Speaker 1: you do not know what I might be doing. Perhaps

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Speaker 1: day at the school carnival. When I approach you dressed

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Speaker 1: but dressed more like at all sexy, long, skinny and

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Speaker 1: shiny lady with big blonde hair, Okay, we got Mr

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Speaker 1: t about perform for you all, but it looks like

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Speaker 1: be able to get him on into the couch removed.

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Speaker 1: But until then, I just want everyone just to have

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Speaker 1: some ice cream from from Mr Peterson Peterson's ice Cream

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Speaker 1: and enjoy the night. Oh that was great, Captain recap

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Speaker 1: show for today. Uh. First of all, we'd like to

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Speaker 1: as the Italians. Um, but let's thank you and go

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for them. And Mark Gagliardi. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Alchemy this every first Sunday of the month at nine

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